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Speaker 1: My girlfriend thinks I hooked up with an underaged housekeeper.

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Speaker 2: OKAYOPI this is okayop.

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Speaker 3: I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Fry and we tell

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Speaker 3: the funniest stories on the internet.

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Speaker 1: Sam, have you ever had a mishap where nothing actually

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Speaker 1: went wrong, but there might have been an interaction where

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Speaker 1: a girl, a girlfriend or lady friend might have perceived

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Speaker 1: that as a nefarious.

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Speaker 3: Maybe not nefarious, but my girlfriend always, my girlfriend gets

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Speaker 3: mad at me a lot for thing dumb things I say.

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Speaker 3: I tend to be blunt in my conversations. Like, for example,

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Speaker 3: when I was in Hawaii, she was like I was

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Speaker 3: with like Christian and some of my other friends and

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Speaker 3: we were just like chilling, and like Arianna called and

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Speaker 3: she's like, how's Hawaii? And I'm like, and my girlfriend's

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Speaker 3: not there. She wanted to go, but she couldn't make it.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, it's literally perfect. I can't think of

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Speaker 3: anything else that would make this trip better.

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Speaker 2: I loved it so much.

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Speaker 3: And Christian elbows me and he's like, bru, you're talking

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Speaker 3: to your girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: I mean, And I'm like, I mean it, it would

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Speaker 2: make a better view. We're here. I put my foot

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Speaker 2: in my mouth a lot. That one.

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Speaker 1: I would let you slide just because you're just like

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Speaker 1: embracing the moment and the loveliness around you, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Like that one, I've got to get a pass,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: Well, today we have a situation where something happens and

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Speaker 1: the guy is in a not great situation that is

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Speaker 1: not actually his false and okay, that's it's interesting. My

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Speaker 1: girlfriend thinks I hooked up with an underaged housekeeper.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, not a good look at all. Yeah, not great.

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Speaker 1: So due to personal and travel reasons, me twenty six male,

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Speaker 1: and my girlfriend, twenty four female, live in a military hotel.

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Speaker 1: We've stayed in many hotels over the span of five years,

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Speaker 1: but lived at this one for almost a full year now.

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Speaker 1: And at this one, a housekeeper knocks on our door.

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Speaker 1: They knock on every door to ask if we need service.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel harassed or bothered by them, so I

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Speaker 1: always let them inside, unless it's the weekend and I'm

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Speaker 1: sleeping in. My girlfriend usually declares if she answers the door,

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Speaker 1: which again I don't mind because I'll just ask next

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Speaker 1: time for towels, trash, et cetera. Now, recently, these past

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Speaker 1: three months, we have a new housekeeper. She's a high

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Speaker 1: school female around seventeen, and is very kind and very funny.

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Speaker 1: I am in no way interested in her. She's a child,

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Speaker 1: she's the same age as my sister. I only speak

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Speaker 1: to her about the room, linen changed, cleaning times, et cetera.

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Speaker 1: All right, all professional, all professional. Over the last few weeks,

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Speaker 1: I've been chatting with the girl about games, TV shows,

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Speaker 1: small talk or whatever, just while she's cleaning, so it's

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Speaker 1: not awkward. I started to look forward to it since

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Speaker 1: we were both keeping up on Euphoria okay a TV series,

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Speaker 1: and since my girlfriend doesn't watch it, that was nice

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Speaker 1: to get all hyped up with someone about it.

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Speaker 2: And also is a TV series about underage people. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you hook you up there and doing drugs. Dirony is

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Speaker 2: not lost us.

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Speaker 1: I ran into our housekeeper coming out of the elevator

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Speaker 1: and into the lobby on Saturday, and she asked how

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Speaker 1: excited I was for the new episode. I lost my

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Speaker 1: entire train of thought and we just talked for about

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Speaker 1: five minutes about what we think is going to happen

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Speaker 1: and how I was so ready for the next episode.

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Speaker 1: I left after that and she wished me a good day,

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Speaker 1: and my girlfriend was standing by the main doors looking.

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Speaker 1: I thought she was mad I made her wait so long,

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Speaker 1: but she ended up saying things like replacing me already,

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Speaker 1: and oh no, why don't you hold the door open

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Speaker 1: for me? You'd probably do it for your new girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I laughed and dismissed it, because the girl's

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Speaker 1: a child. She's seventeen, and I have no sexual or

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Speaker 1: romantic interest in her. Yeah, even if she was a minor.

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Speaker 1: I'm only interested in my girlfriend that way. This girl

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Speaker 1: is just someone who happens to share a common interest

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Speaker 1: as me that I see occasionally.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can talk about TV shows like this. Girlfriend

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Speaker 3: should not be jealous.

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Speaker 1: The next day, I wash up around two for a

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Speaker 1: date with my girlfriend. She's out getting her nails done

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Speaker 1: and I'm doing my thing, fresh out of the shower,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't hear, but there was a knock since

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Speaker 1: I was showering at that moment, and our housekeeper must

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Speaker 1: have come in just as I was turning the shower off.

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Speaker 1: She's holding a bunch of linen, probably to change the

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Speaker 1: sheets since she thinks that the room is empty. I

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Speaker 1: walk out of the bathroom she walks into the main

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Speaker 1: room and we both immediately stop. She immediately apologizes and leaves,

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Speaker 1: but my girlfriend is coming into the room and sees

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Speaker 1: me with a towel around my waist.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I know.

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Speaker 1: The whole thing is a terrible series of events to

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Speaker 1: see ah, and my girlfriend is convinced something's happening between us.

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Speaker 1: I'm not mad about her lack of trust when it

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Speaker 1: seems that she has the clear evidence that is, assuming

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Speaker 1: I'm cheated based off what she saw. I'm just upset

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Speaker 1: that she thinks I would touch a kid. This girl

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Speaker 1: is seventeen, and I'm not into that. We argued for hours,

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Speaker 1: and I keep repeating this point as my main argument.

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Speaker 1: I would never cheat, and you know that. But babe,

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Speaker 1: this girl is seventeen. She's a kid. Do you hear yourself?

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Speaker 1: She kept repeating that the girl is practically an adult.

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Speaker 1: I felt so sick. She's the same age as my

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Speaker 1: younger sister, and I hope no one says that about

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Speaker 1: her when she's still in high school. I asked my

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Speaker 1: girlfriends for space, but she thinks this further proves her

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Speaker 1: theory of cheating.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh no, then my girl win can't win.

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Speaker 1: Then my girlfriend contacted the girl superior, and the girl

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Speaker 1: shared the same story as me.

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Speaker 2: Is the girlfriend trying to get this housekeeper fired?

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Speaker 1: It seems so Oh No, I'm not sure what happened

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Speaker 1: in that case, but I'm not sure how to proceed

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Speaker 1: from here.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I know how this seems to my girlfriend, and I

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Speaker 1: can understand why she took it that way, But I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be with someone who can view me

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Speaker 1: as a pedophile. I don't care if the girl is

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Speaker 1: seventeen or freshly seventeen or whatever. I hate that my

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Speaker 1: girlfriend thinks I would ever do anything like that. And

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Speaker 1: there is an update.

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Speaker 2: There's an update.

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Speaker 3: I hope it gets resolved and it's all peaceful and nice.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So me and my girlfriend talked things out and

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Speaker 1: brought it to an end. Housekeeper was present with a

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Speaker 1: supervisor three hours ago when we addressed the whole situation.

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Speaker 1: In the end, it was nothing more than my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: than my girlfriend projecting because she herself had slept with

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Speaker 1: the hotel groundsman and thought that she was seeing a

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Speaker 1: sign of unfaithfulness from me when it was nothing of

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Speaker 1: the sort. Wait, what, yep Ope's girlfriend, she was the

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Speaker 1: guilty one. No, I'm moving on tellson around two weeks

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Speaker 1: once I sorted the paperwork out with my chief, and

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Speaker 1: I know the situation is crappy, but thank you to

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Speaker 1: everyone who gave some good advice.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, OP got wrecked.

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Speaker 1: The one thing I will say is like, Op, He's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's it's uh, you know, how how could you think

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Speaker 1: I could touch someone? Like those situations happened, so like

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I don't know. I don't blame. I know the.

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Speaker 1: Girlfriend was projecting and everything, but like, you know, those

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Speaker 1: those are our precarious situations.

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Speaker 3: But in the end of the day, the girlfriend cheated,

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Speaker 3: so she was yeah, opjecting one. But damn that that

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Speaker 3: whole situation sucks. But you know it doesn't suck. Oh

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