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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is Anthony, Anthony, This is Paul from

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Speaker 1: over in human Resources. How are you doing? I'm fine?

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Speaker 1: How are you not too bad? Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because I need to speak with

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Speaker 1: you about something rather serious. Do you have a moment? Sure,

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Speaker 1: of course. I've gotten quite a few complaints, okay, complaints

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Speaker 1: about you about me? Yes? What's this in regard to well,

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Speaker 1: a few of your co workers have approached us and

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Speaker 1: have said that they feel like your actions in the

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Speaker 1: office are inappropriate. I'm sorry. What actions are you talking about? Well,

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Speaker 1: they want you to cover up, sir? What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: You have no idea? No, I do not. Well, as

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Speaker 1: you know, the air conditioning near your office space is broken,

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Speaker 1: so it's been colder than normal. Yes, it certainly has.

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Speaker 1: People have been complaining about that. They have been, and

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Speaker 1: they've been complaining about you too as well, specifically your nipples.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, did you say my nipples. Yes, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Well, take a look down

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Speaker 1: at your shirt right now, because I'm sure you can

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Speaker 1: see exactly what I'm talking about. Your coworkers say that

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Speaker 1: they have been poking through your shirt almost every day

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Speaker 1: and people don't appreciate it, and they say it's a distraction.

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Speaker 1: Are you doing it on purpose? You're asking me if

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Speaker 1: I'm showing my nipples on purpose. That's crazy. That's exactly

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Speaker 1: what I'm asking. Are you or aren't you? Because if

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Speaker 1: you are, there's a different conversation we need to have. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not showing my nipples on purpose. I'm not showing

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Speaker 1: my nipples at all. And it's completely wrong for you

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Speaker 1: to be talking to me about well, sir, it would

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Speaker 1: be wrong for somebody else to approach you about it.

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Speaker 1: But I'm with you resources, we have to ask hard questions.

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Speaker 1: No pun intended. All right now, you're making a joke.

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Speaker 1: This is completely offensive. I was trying to lighten the mood.

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Speaker 1: I don't think this is a mood that needs to

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Speaker 1: be lightened. I think that this is wildly inappropriate for

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Speaker 1: you to be calling me about whether you're in human

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Speaker 1: resources or not. I think it's wildly inappropriate for you

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Speaker 1: to be walking around the office with your nipples looking

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Speaker 1: like they could cut glass because they're so hard. That's

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Speaker 1: exactly That's exactly what I'm talking about. You're obviously making

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Speaker 1: a little joke out of it. You're trying to have

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Speaker 1: some kind of fun with this kind of issue. It's

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Speaker 1: crazy that you're calling me about this at all. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who contacted you about this. You sound like

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Speaker 1: you're getting very defensive. Well I am. Are you getting

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Speaker 1: defensive because it's true. No, I'm not getting defensive because

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Speaker 1: it's true. I'm getting defensive because it's completely irregular and

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Speaker 1: uncalled for. Well, we just appreciated if you weren't smuggling

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Speaker 1: raisins in the office every time you sat down. You're

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Speaker 1: right there. I think you think that's re refunning. I

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Speaker 1: think you think that's hilarious. I guess this is the

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Speaker 1: time when HR gets to cut loose and have a

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Speaker 1: good time with the fun. Crazy call. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who called you about this, well, but this is completely

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Speaker 1: just off the radar. I will tell you this is

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Speaker 1: a different kind of complaint than I've ever received before.

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Speaker 1: I've never had anybody complain about somebody having very very

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Speaker 1: hard nipples at work. You listen to you just enjoy it,

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Speaker 1: justing and just enjoy Are you saying Are you saying

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Speaker 1: that I'm enjoying your hard nipples? Ye? I am you

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Speaker 1: all right? I don't know who you think you are

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Speaker 1: calling you with this crap. You obviously don't belong in HR.

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Speaker 1: I've worked for this company for a long time and

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Speaker 1: you're done. You are out of HR. You are out

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Speaker 1: of this company. Believe me. There's some people I can

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Speaker 1: talk to and believe me, you are gone. That's good,

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Speaker 1: son of them. That's good because I actually don't work

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Speaker 1: for HR. I work for a radio station. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: what what are you talking about. It's a joke. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your co worker, Joel

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Speaker 1: set you up. Who, oh my god, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: This whole thing is just a big prank. Yes, Joel

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Speaker 1: set you up because he said he wanted to get

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Speaker 1: you back for a prank you did on him earlier.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, all I am, I am gonna kill him.

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Speaker 1: Told us about how your air conditioning was broken, and

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Speaker 1: you're always complaining about it, and he did mention that

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Speaker 1: your nipples have been looking very hardly. Yeah, that sounds

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Speaker 1: like something I am. Oh my god, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jewel Funk tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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