Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry Shay and Irving and
Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 4: Can you get any worse though doing it?
Speaker 3: I really hope not.
Speaker 1: He've lost fourteen consecutive bets.
Speaker 4: Incredible.
Speaker 3: I hate to sound like Shay, but it's it's golf.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 1: Well you don't have to bet on it.
Speaker 3: It's a compulsion.
Speaker 4: Dan.
Speaker 1: All right, let me recap a bad Larry.
Speaker 5: Hey, Dan, how you doing great?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 1: Larry? So bad Larry Shay. We got Dylan, we got
Speaker 1: Pier Ray in here, Marvin's in here, and and we
Speaker 1: have an inn turned from the is it Scranton University
Speaker 1: or University of Scranton? Your University of Scranton, the Harvard
Speaker 1: of Pennsylvania. And his name is John Don John John. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: sounds like you said done Don Don. It's John you
Speaker 1: don't want another don in your life, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: Not after ESPN came out.
Speaker 3: I don't can say Donnie T too, I'm not and
Speaker 3: the tugh on that.
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, he's not coming after me. No, No,
Speaker 1: he's a good guy. He wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3: No gott he or Trump.
Speaker 1: Trump dj T. Yeah, he wouldn't come after me. He's
Speaker 1: in South Park right now. Yeah, I you know, had
Speaker 1: good interactions with him.
Speaker 4: You've met dj T. I've been in his office. Shut
Speaker 4: the am I missing something?
Speaker 1: Back in the eighties when I was at CNN, I
Speaker 1: went into his office.
Speaker 4: How was it?
Speaker 1: It was palatial, It was nice, the interaction with Oh,
Speaker 1: it was palatial. Yeah, I've been around him, life changing experience.
Speaker 3: No, no, not falacial right, No, what dude, what's going
Speaker 3: on here?
Speaker 1: Not in front of the interns.
Speaker 4: He's fifteen.
Speaker 1: I know he's going back to the University of Scranton.
Speaker 4: There's no way he's going to a university he was
Speaker 4: going the seventh grade.
Speaker 3: Looks very very shady, very shit shaking spot. A seventh
Speaker 3: grader from.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Speaking of witch, why did the President invite Lawrence Taylor
Speaker 1: to the White House?
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't he I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Because of his arrest record cocaine. No, he didn't know.
Speaker 4: He didn't know. How would he know? She's a are you?
Speaker 1: But why are you having Lawrence Taylor go to the
Speaker 1: White House to talk about physical fitness when he no,
Speaker 1: he's not.
Speaker 4: If you can't play on crack cocaine career, well, that's
Speaker 4: like it's like Superman thirty years ago. Okay, but he's aged.
Speaker 3: Pretty well for former football.
Speaker 1: He did not know why he was invited for the
Speaker 1: physical the President's Physical Fitness Medal or whatever.
Speaker 3: By the way, like, I don't know why I'm.
Speaker 1: And then and the President then invited Saquon Barkley, and
Speaker 1: Saquon Barkley's like, uh no, but has.
Speaker 4: A history with didn't get in trouble for being a
Speaker 4: Republican or being nice to the president.
Speaker 1: I think it was right, Yes, it was nice.
Speaker 3: Well, and then he got some ship I think for
Speaker 3: like when some Eagles abstained from going to the White House,
Speaker 3: he went, and I think I got some ship for that.
Speaker 4: He's give me a break.
Speaker 6: I just.
Speaker 4: Would go.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna have another chance, probably for.
Speaker 4: The experience of going. I would go just to lose
Speaker 4: a bag of cocaine and have everybody freak out again
Speaker 4: because that happened once.
Speaker 3: Hunter, That's what I.
Speaker 1: Want the headline bad Larry uh status quo seven and
Speaker 1: a half units, Shaye lost the univers so four and
Speaker 1: a half and Dylan is minus twenty four.
Speaker 4: Unbelievable run historical run Dylan's on.
Speaker 3: It is hard to do. As I always say, Dan
Speaker 3: going fourteen and our own fourteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, uh, okay, is there any anything else we
Speaker 1: needn't mention here before we get started?
Speaker 3: We got smelling salts coming.
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, that's happening.
Speaker 1: But that's tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think they're getting delivered today, so that will probably
Speaker 3: be after the three.
Speaker 4: Hours tariff on them, so we had to pay extra. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Have you done smelling salts before? Oh? Yeah absolutely? High school?
Speaker 4: Yeah for football? Yep. What position did you play? Defensive tackle?
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 4: I lost a bunch of weight when I went to
Speaker 4: military school, so they put me a defensive end. Okay,
Speaker 4: were you an edge rusher? I was in military school,
Speaker 4: which is a bad idea because I'm not exactly fast,
Speaker 4: but I lost weight because they wouldn't feed me and
Speaker 4: they made us run every day. How much did you wait?
Speaker 4: My senior year top end top end, I was three
Speaker 4: hundred pounds. Do you know have a tackle big boy
Speaker 4: creating weight gainer? Steroids? Steroids? Yeah? Hell you what kind
Speaker 4: of steroids? Jecca? What is all the heavy d ball? Baby?
Speaker 4: Oh wow? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that the Rafael palm arrow?
Speaker 4: Yeah? They're fat boys ship right there. That'll make you
Speaker 4: a squat and power clean brother. Did it work? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I got huge and it was just like water weight
Speaker 4: everywhere and it was a good life. Chicks didn't dig it.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you that. As a tenth grader with this
Speaker 4: beard and a whole lot of gut, then chicks were
Speaker 4: not into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah they got They probably got the cops called.
Speaker 4: What's this twenty four year old doing at the high
Speaker 4: school party?
Speaker 1: But they dig it now because you're slimmed down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at that guy is.
Speaker 4: Wow, that is hot? Check that out? Check that out?
Speaker 4: Yeah that's seventh grader digs.
Speaker 3: Did you have that?
Speaker 4: Dan?
Speaker 3: Have you done smelling salts?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You didn't foot freshman football?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it, and they're not. I don't advise
Speaker 1: anybody doing It's just ammonia. No, it's like no, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's unless you're But if I tell you this
Speaker 1: is gonna burn your nose, you're gonna you're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: holy shit.
Speaker 3: I did it. I did like a really really deep
Speaker 3: breath on time, and both my nostrils started bleeding.
Speaker 4: It's like, what do you call that green ship the
Speaker 4: Japanese make for the sushi with sabby? Yeah, yeah that.
Speaker 3: But on like fucking real with sabi that will clear
Speaker 3: you out.
Speaker 4: It's true. I do, like have with sabi in the
Speaker 4: house for when my nose don't work.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 6: I did it once and I look like Henry Hill
Speaker 6: had and the Good Fellows when you like.
Speaker 3: That was one of those ricks.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's the best. You go to the hospital cracked
Speaker 4: out of your mind. A doctor's like, here's some xanax,
Speaker 4: calm down. That's what they all should be doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you do smelling salts, don't put it
Speaker 1: all the way up nor by your nose because it'll Larry.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done smelling salts?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, never.
Speaker 5: Then I'm just walking into the Tropicana Hotel. This is
Speaker 5: the only time I've ever been here. Was Shai Dylan
Speaker 5: and Ray a couple of months ago it is. This
Speaker 5: place is horrible.
Speaker 3: Had I had a pool view from room and I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure there was a dead dog.
Speaker 5: I just saw a parking The parking garage is like
Speaker 5: Bey Route.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 5: It's unbelievably bad.
Speaker 4: It took me thirty minutes for the elevator to leave.
Speaker 4: The elevators one. There was one elevator chef working and
Speaker 4: there was like one hundred people waiting on it. It took
Speaker 4: thirty minutes to get down.
Speaker 3: And when you think, is the last time they serviced
Speaker 3: that bad?
Speaker 4: No, dude, you're gambling every time you walk. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: think blackjack is dangerous?
Speaker 2: Why are you there?
Speaker 4: Larry?
Speaker 5: We gave our house to some people, so Nby and
Speaker 5: I had to get out of town.
Speaker 4: What do you mean you gave your house away?
Speaker 5: There's a I don't want to get involved into too
Speaker 5: much as a funeral in town and a bunch of
Speaker 5: cousins and people had to come in, and the shore
Speaker 5: is very expensive this time of year. So we just
Speaker 5: gave our house to a bunch of them, and uh
Speaker 5: mb and I leaving Dodge for a couple of days.
Speaker 4: Okay at the trop.
Speaker 5: Well, I had I had Borgatta for tonight. But Greg
Speaker 5: and Barber who you met, I'm just meeting them right now,
Speaker 5: my brother and sister.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Greg got us, got.
Speaker 5: Us rooms for you know, Thursday, Friday, Saturday at the Trap,
Speaker 5: So I gotta I'm slumming for the weekend.
Speaker 4: Don't like the rooms were like forty Yeah, I will
Speaker 4: not go.
Speaker 5: We will not go near the pool. We might eat
Speaker 5: here tonight and yeah.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't reckon.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a good thing that you're doing for the
Speaker 1: people who are in town for the funeral, right yeah, right, right,
Speaker 1: Hopefully hopefully they don't stay for your funeral. But something
Speaker 1: happened there at the trout.
Speaker 5: They can have the next month to Dan, because we're
Speaker 5: gonna be a way you know that.
Speaker 4: I don't want to.
Speaker 5: Ask me the other night, Dan, just like, fifteen guys
Speaker 5: flying over for this wedding? Why are we not flying private?
Speaker 4: What? Why are we all?
Speaker 1: Okay, Larry, you assume everybody knows what's going on. It's
Speaker 1: your former roommate's daughter who's getting married in outside of London.
Speaker 5: Right right, And I know, no, Dan, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not too I.
Speaker 1: Know, Larry, We're on from the conversation we're on the show.
Speaker 1: I know, but we're on the show right now. You
Speaker 1: can talk to me later privately about flying private. You
Speaker 1: know how this works, Larry, this is this is a show.
Speaker 4: I do like.
Speaker 5: I forgot about it. I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: I like Larry style though, asking for the private jet
Speaker 3: on there and pretending like he doesn't know that.
Speaker 5: What's the price is? As I said, there's fifteen or
Speaker 5: twenty of us going to be cheaper than what I
Speaker 5: got to.
Speaker 4: Do to London. A private jet to London that can't be.
Speaker 3: Cheap, probably two grand apiecements.
Speaker 2: No, you're crazy.
Speaker 3: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: Ray from New York to London.
Speaker 3: And see they're fifty nine thousand to two hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty thousand.
Speaker 4: Oh if you charge.
Speaker 3: Ye, if you charter like a seven forty seven to go,
Speaker 3: But you gotta have a.
Speaker 4: Room for fifteen people. You have to have no, no, no,
Speaker 4: you have to have at least room. If you have
Speaker 4: fifteen pastors, you got at least room for twenty. Because
Speaker 4: you've got a couple of pilots, you got a goddamn
Speaker 4: waitress or two. You're nuts.
Speaker 1: It's gonna cost one hundred tons easy all day.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: But it's not two hundred.
Speaker 5: Okay, then then Dan, I don't have to call you
Speaker 5: later on.
Speaker 4: But I would do that. I would do that. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 4: I'm coming.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you guys pony up ten grand each.
Speaker 4: No, I ain't doing it. Well you're not invited. Well,
Speaker 4: I'm just saying if I even if I wasn't.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that thing where you can get like
Speaker 3: there's like empty leg private jets so I guess jet No,
Speaker 3: But it's like if it's like it just has to
Speaker 3: go from like New York to London, but it's like
Speaker 3: it's not booked or anything. You can get like a
Speaker 3: you know, fly there for like thirty five k or
Speaker 3: something just because it's gonna be an empty plane anyway,
Speaker 3: but you have.
Speaker 1: To have no room for twenty people and luggage.
Speaker 4: The kind of jet that has that's like a G seven.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's that's the biggest fucking private jet they
Speaker 4: have for twenty people. Biggest jet on earth has room
Speaker 4: for twenty people.
Speaker 1: But if fifteen people put up ten grand, that's one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand grand back. But is that that
Speaker 1: just gets you there?
Speaker 4: Right exactly? Yeah, that's exactly the point. He just gets
Speaker 4: you there.
Speaker 3: So I bet you could work out a deal for
Speaker 3: like one hundred and fifty grand round.
Speaker 4: Trip, or you fly first class for six grand round trip. Okay,
Speaker 4: unlimited drinks, get your own private like you know, sweet thing,
Speaker 4: lay down, lay down, sweet thing. I mean you get
Speaker 4: a diviy s U I T s u. Yeah, sweet
Speaker 4: thing like a person like sweet thang, sweet thing.
Speaker 6: I want a sweet thing. No, no, I want a sweet thing.
Speaker 4: Take this jet to Magic City.
Speaker 1: Oh there's going to be a documentary Magic City.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Are you going to be in it? No? Well
Speaker 4: you were in Atlanta for a long time.
Speaker 1: I never went there. I didn't.
Speaker 4: All right, we can clip that.
Speaker 1: But they're talking to like, there's Drake, I.
Speaker 4: Think and I could understand. Yeah, little bow Wow maybe
Speaker 4: sure any of.
Speaker 3: The Atlanta rappers? Yes, yes, Ray, It's called Magic City
Speaker 3: and American Fantasy.
Speaker 4: Amen. Amen, brother. This is what it makes America great. Honestly,
Speaker 4: the titty bars. You can't get this anywhere else in
Speaker 4: the world. I've been and there's nothing like titty bars
Speaker 4: in the South, especially Georgia, Texas, Florida. O.
Speaker 3: Lord, Tampa's like the strip cub Capital.
Speaker 4: It's incredible. But you go to like, you know, you
Speaker 4: go to Vienna, you go to Italy, anywhere in Italy,
Speaker 4: there's no titty bars like this just doesn't exist. That
Speaker 4: is a truly American phenomenon, and I'm just happy to
Speaker 4: be a part of it. How much money do you
Speaker 4: think you've spent in strip clan? I don't spend money
Speaker 4: in titty bars, Danny, get the bar, I don't. I
Speaker 4: don't get lap dances. Where do you spend the money
Speaker 4: on the hotel room with the stripper afterwards? That's where
Speaker 4: the money spent. And her you know, college is of course, right,
Speaker 4: hygenis studying to be a lawyer. She's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Uh, Jerry Jones says, old.
Speaker 4: School out of here. What okay? All right, okay, all right,
Speaker 4: let's just get into it, Danny. Let's imagine Jerry Jones
Speaker 4: is the general manager and not the owner. Let's say
Speaker 4: a general manager shows up one day at ESPN and says,
Speaker 4: well ahead, a handshake deal with MACA. I don't know
Speaker 4: what happened. What do you think the owner of that
Speaker 4: team is gonna say to the general manager, You're fucking fired.
Speaker 4: Get the fuck out. You're an idiot. You're not a
Speaker 4: part of the silent generation anymore or in a new age.
Speaker 4: You cannot fucking negotiate contracts without a goddamn agent involved.
Speaker 4: That's against the goddamn CBA. And what the fuck are
Speaker 4: we talking about? How is nobody asking him that? How
Speaker 4: would nobody in the media saying, Jerry, you can't do
Speaker 4: this per the bylaws? What the fuck are you up to?
Speaker 4: And we all just sit aside because Jerry's this fucking
Speaker 4: carnival character who talks with an accent and he was
Speaker 4: a good old shucks boy and bought the cowboys with
Speaker 4: the handshake. Fuck you, dude, this is stupid. You are
Speaker 4: turning a generational talent against the franchise he wants to
Speaker 4: play for because what? Because of what? Because you're a
Speaker 4: fucking good old boy. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds I guess, Marvin.
Speaker 6: But he's a Hall of Fame general manager is yeah.
Speaker 1: And he did play football, He did play the champions
Speaker 1: He's a football guy.
Speaker 4: He played the game. What what is the amount of
Speaker 4: blood he gets donated just to live this long? I mean,
Speaker 4: he's got to be living. I think he has a blood, boy,
Speaker 4: I think he's got a whole I think he's got.
Speaker 4: Isn't that like a Silicon Valley thing?
Speaker 3: They do like they yet like a blood boy, get
Speaker 3: blood transfusions from like a fit younger.
Speaker 4: He's got an entire stable of blood boys. That's what
Speaker 4: I think, because it doesn't make any sense because God
Speaker 4: would striking him down.
Speaker 1: Remember didn't Keith Richards go to Europe and get his
Speaker 1: blood spun Keith Richards?
Speaker 4: Or wasn't that the Tour de France Due?
Speaker 1: No, that's Lance Armstrong. That is what that is, more
Speaker 1: than get his blood spun.
Speaker 4: Blood spun sounds like something radio and blood.
Speaker 3: Blood doping.
Speaker 1: Hey, would you like to spend my blood?
Speaker 4: Beat me in dor walk?
Speaker 1: Okay, bets this week? Bad Larry? Are you so you're
Speaker 1: still in the casino?
Speaker 5: I'm just I'm actually just hopped over this red velvet
Speaker 5: thing that has some bark that's closed right now, and
Speaker 5: I'm sitting down to the table by myself. No one
Speaker 5: in the place.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know where the.
Speaker 5: Wife and Greg and Barbera are, but uh I'll find
Speaker 5: him after we finished the showwn.
Speaker 1: Okay, your bets here for you guys. Okay, your bets
Speaker 1: this week?
Speaker 5: All right? I got, uh, I bet the three. There's
Speaker 5: really not much. There's like four baseball games in the
Speaker 5: three football games tonight. So I got over thirty seven
Speaker 5: and a half in the Eagles game.
Speaker 4: It's thirty six and a half, thirty.
Speaker 5: Six and a half in the Indianapolis game, and under
Speaker 5: thirty six and a half in the Las Vegas game.
Speaker 5: And then I have one baseball game. I want to
Speaker 5: over seven and a half for the White Sox, not
Speaker 5: the White Sox game, not the White Socks by themselves obviously. Okay,
Speaker 5: So four to one unit bets, three football and one baseball.
Speaker 4: O shay, you had, Danny baseball, I'm against layer here.
Speaker 4: I got the under in that Mariners game. I got
Speaker 4: the hot Land of Braves plus one ten against the Marlins.
Speaker 4: And then for football, I got some spreads here, Danny,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna gamble today. We got the Raiders plus four
Speaker 4: and a half, Falcons hot Lanta one more time plus
Speaker 4: three and a half, then the Panthers laying six against
Speaker 4: the Bullshits. Indeed, the Browns yep, and the Heisman Trophy.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we're gonna talk about that right now.
Speaker 4: You can if you've well, yeah, it's just look, arch
Speaker 4: Manning is the answer. It's always going to be the answer.
Speaker 4: But if you want to take a gamble, Leonora's sellers
Speaker 4: might have a breakout year already. Bet he's that dude,
Speaker 4: isn't then nast.
Speaker 3: We've had some bit some big time South Carolina fans
Speaker 3: and uh Tahoe and they're all like Leonora Sailors due.
Speaker 4: How many yards you think it's gonna run for? That's
Speaker 4: my question. I want the over runner in yards he
Speaker 4: might run for, because I think it's gonna be over
Speaker 4: one thousand. Danny, I do. I'm telling you, I think
Speaker 4: he's a fucking truck Dylan.
Speaker 3: All right. Dan a couple early future props Travon Henderson
Speaker 3: Offensive Rookie the Year plus two thousand and Malachi Starks
Speaker 3: Defensive Rookie the Year plus eighteen hundred.
Speaker 4: Malaky, it's Malakey, Malackey, Malacke.
Speaker 3: I got the preseason Dan Ravens plus six and Afaghans
Speaker 3: of the Colts. Ravens are a preseason powerhouse. Panthers minus
Speaker 3: six against the Browns. I feel like a lot of
Speaker 3: the dumb money is probably gonna be on the Browns,
Speaker 3: although Shaye and I have the Panthers, So take with
Speaker 3: that what you will. The Falcons plus three and a
Speaker 3: half against the Lions. The Lions looks like absolute dog
Speaker 3: shit in the Hall of Fame game.
Speaker 4: They fucking yeah, that's terrible.
Speaker 3: And then the Packers minus half a point against the Jets.
Speaker 3: It's a toss up, it's about a pick them, and
Speaker 3: the Jets are on the unbattle less end.
Speaker 4: I know, I know.
Speaker 3: Uh, golf dand because it's been working at fucking awesome
Speaker 3: who the FedEx Saint Jee I got Ben Griffin aviator
Speaker 3: man to win plus twenty five hundred and Jake Knapp
Speaker 3: top five plus nine.
Speaker 1: Hundred, Jake nap Mullet, he hits it a long way and.
Speaker 3: With us about the slowest swing you've ever seen too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's uh, it's fluid. It is very right. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: The Heisman odds arch Manning plus seven hundred, Garrett Nussmeyer
Speaker 1: l s U plus eight fifty Cade Club Nick Clemson
Speaker 1: feels like he's been there about six ye. I like
Speaker 1: that too, actually, Jeremiah Smith, who's the best player in
Speaker 1: the country, wow at plus eleven hundred. Leonora Cellar South Carolina.
Speaker 1: Then Julian saying.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And let's see who else. Jew Owler Stinks, Penn State,
Speaker 1: DJ Lagway Florida, Dante Moore who was at U c
Speaker 1: l A, and Carson Back.
Speaker 3: Carson Beck would be electric. No, he won't happened, but
Speaker 3: that would be pretty good.
Speaker 1: His girlfriend break up with him. The cat one of
Speaker 1: the cat twins and they just got enhanced.
Speaker 4: Yeah wait what d Yeah, buddy, I got something to
Speaker 4: google after this.
Speaker 3: It's the same surgeon doing it at the same time,
Speaker 3: with like one hand.
Speaker 4: Each Wait, you got to get the same surgeon if
Speaker 4: you're twins, right, you can't get a different surgeon.
Speaker 3: What if one of them gets a wonky job.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying you got I mean, their titties
Speaker 4: gotta look the same. They're twins, they don't. I mean,
Speaker 4: one can't get a full cup size different than the other.
Speaker 4: Both sons both both arensault with each other on what size?
Speaker 3: There they see each other afterwards? You get triple ease.
Speaker 4: You lied to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Are they still playing basketball?
Speaker 4: Who cares?
Speaker 3: I think there? I think they fully an influencer influence.
Speaker 3: There's more money in that.
Speaker 4: Influencing the hell out of me. Doesn't take much doing.
Speaker 1: By the way, how's home life?
Speaker 4: Everything good? The roommates out of town with the kids,
Speaker 4: So that's daddy's alone. You buried the lead. Yeah, well
Speaker 4: I am uh living the dream right now?
Speaker 3: You look good?
Speaker 4: I feel good, I feel great, feel stress free. I
Speaker 4: feel like things are going well.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's because they're gone because you sacrificed
Speaker 3: a bunch of virgins and mystique last week?
Speaker 4: Mystique was fun. But yeah, it's good. Yeah, life is good.
Speaker 4: Danny and no Mick Jagger and mystique. Yeah he was there,
Speaker 4: but I didn't like to talk to him or nothing.
Speaker 4: Did you see him the no comment? Did the roommates
Speaker 4: se him? No comment? All right? Nick Jagger impersonation? I
Speaker 4: do not show we're not friendly. I'll tell you that
Speaker 4: right now. Why, which I just you know I'm not
Speaker 4: you know now, I'm not very approachable in public if
Speaker 4: you can imagine. Yeah, so it's not like I radiate
Speaker 4: openness for people to talk to me.
Speaker 3: If you came up to me in public, I'd be like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck does this guy?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Exactly what bed am I collecting? That's what people
Speaker 4: usually say why do I owe you money? No, I'm
Speaker 4: just saying, huh no, it's not I'm not that's not
Speaker 4: my jam.
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's uh, that's it. Bad Larry at
Speaker 1: the Tropic Canada in the Atlantic City, beautiful traffic, God's country.
Speaker 5: If you got your open empty nester today, it's not
Speaker 5: that far ride and I'm here. I'm here on Saturday.
Speaker 4: That's a good point.
Speaker 3: I'm actually bumping up with Bear is m b unfortunately,
Speaker 3: kind of a good point.
Speaker 4: Some smelling salts for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those ones are.
Speaker 5: A little crisscross. Shay, we'll play little crisscross.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: Well, Larry was like printing money playing crisscross where she
Speaker 3: sits down with him. He's like, I'll show you to
Speaker 3: do shake. It's fucking cleaned out the box. He's just cranking.
Speaker 4: Arry.
Speaker 5: I'll be I'll be on a crisscross table and within
Speaker 5: the hour, expect some pictures. I'll send you pictures.
Speaker 4: Can't wait for the pics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, uh see Larry.
Speaker 5: All right, thanks guys on.
Speaker 1: That's bad Larry. Uh Dylan the TRP, Yeah, haven't been there.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't.
Speaker 1: That circus Circus in Vegas love that.
Speaker 3: What they have.
Speaker 4: Oh that's sad. I fucking dominated the Roulett wheel there
Speaker 4: at like ten am.
Speaker 3: They have been Actually they actually have like a section
Speaker 3: of Circus Circus that's still actual coin slot.
Speaker 4: Machines they do.
Speaker 3: And you walk in there and it's just like the
Speaker 3: lights fucking loud of ship. But it's like some guys
Speaker 3: just has a bunch of quarters spilling.
Speaker 4: Out of the Yeah, I love Circus Circus.
Speaker 3: That was like that like high tech. At one point
Speaker 3: Circus Circus and they came up, like the.
Speaker 4: Problem with Circus Circus is like there's so many kids there.
Speaker 4: Like if you go to Vegas with kids, you bring
Speaker 4: in a circus circus.
Speaker 3: Kid came We were playing black Jacket. A kid came
Speaker 3: up and started like tugging on your shorts.
Speaker 4: That was weird. Yeah, that was it was like, dude,
Speaker 4: I was like, I ain't your fucking dad. Well, I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I'm not I'm not claiming you
Speaker 4: get the fuck the table kid.
Speaker 3: Or elementary school wells because they have like the trapeze
Speaker 3: artists upstairs a.
Speaker 4: Year or two younger than this kid.
Speaker 3: Right, they're not very good too. We went to like
Speaker 3: we stopped in for one of the shows the University of.
Speaker 4: Scranton University in my ass, I'm going to a charter school.
Speaker 4: He just ran away from home and he.
Speaker 1: Said, all right, so, uh Ray the producer of this program,
Speaker 1: Dylan Marvin listening and uh don Or John from the
Speaker 1: University of Scranton Don John done, done, John, donje done?
Speaker 1: What the Taflon John little Tequila spicy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And uh Shae and Irving as well. Then you're doing
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 4: Tonight with actually Dylan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you going over Brobably, Yeah, gonna go.
Speaker 4: Think I'll wait.
Speaker 3: Shaymorrow immediately started talking about a cloud and he's like,
Speaker 3: I'm fatten from Texas.
Speaker 4: No, okay, first off, it's true, I am fatten from Texas.
Speaker 4: Enchilada's originated in Texas. Don't let anybody tell you different.
Speaker 4: It's Don't let them say it's for meso America or
Speaker 4: the fucking minds or this bullshit. Because they think you
Speaker 4: put some food in a tortilla, roll it up and
Speaker 4: dip it in chili sauce, that in enchilada. Enchilada is
Speaker 4: what a goddamn enchiladas cheese sauce, meat or cheese rolled
Speaker 4: up in it. That's it, So don't let them lie
Speaker 4: to you. It is Texan and I want to make them.
Speaker 4: I am the Enchilada king. Make vulture culture over here
Speaker 4: is stealing from us.
Speaker 3: It's actually you should view it as an homage.
Speaker 4: Why do you why do you get so upset? Silly thing?
Speaker 4: I love? What do you mean? Silly things are a
Speaker 4: big deal? Kind?
Speaker 3: Then not really?
Speaker 4: Maybe not to a son of Ohio.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, Also, you're on your way to get a haircut. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so is dyling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, gonna go get a lineup?
Speaker 4: Whoa Puerto Rican barber? Yeah yes, yeah, yes, as a
Speaker 4: matter of fact, you can't trust them.
Speaker 3: That has to be who does your hair?
Speaker 4: You'll get you with the eyebrows, Like, let me just
Speaker 4: do the eyebrow.
Speaker 3: I make get an eyebrow line.
Speaker 4: You would all for that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see No matter what, I'll look dumb. So
Speaker 3: we may as well just have some fun with you.
Speaker 4: Don't need a haircut for that.
Speaker 3: We were having a great data anywhere.
Speaker 1: But I'm I'm a journalist, so I have to I
Speaker 1: have to get a better haircut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest because I'm a journalist. You
Speaker 3: look like a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: How about we take the time out here.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 1: We're done for this week. Yes, Marvin, remember off next week?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: We're on vacation.
Speaker 3: Oh well, you're just a way.
Speaker 4: I got vacation is better. I just got you line
Speaker 4: them up. I got line them up.
Speaker 1: You went to Moustique, you went to Italy, you've been
Speaker 1: to Vienna.
Speaker 3: Three months.
Speaker 4: Give me a great fair I just gotta line them
Speaker 4: up the same time as y'all. That's all right, be honest.
Speaker 3: You got fired like nine, Tell the roommate al right.
Speaker 1: Until the next week. After the next week, this is
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, h m hm m hmmm.