WEBVTT - Episode 247: No More Dons 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:03.840 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.480 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.200 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.520 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.120 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.279 And now joined by bad Larry Shay and Irving and 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:26.759 Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:27.840 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.440 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:31.800 Can you get any worse though doing it? 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:34.199 I really hope not. 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:37.080 He've lost fourteen consecutive bets. 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:37.760 Incredible. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.320 I hate to sound like Shay, but it's it's golf. 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:42.239 Yeah, well there you go. 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:44.559 Well you don't have to bet on it. 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:45.400 It's a compulsion. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:45.680 Dan. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.680 All right, let me recap a bad Larry. 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:50.400 Hey, Dan, how you doing great? 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:51.320 Hey? 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:54.320 Larry? So bad Larry Shay. We got Dylan, we got 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:59.400 Pier Ray in here, Marvin's in here, and and we 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:01.960 have an inn turned from the is it Scranton University 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:06.919 or University of Scranton? Your University of Scranton, the Harvard 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:15.959 of Pennsylvania. And his name is John Don John John. Yeah, okay, 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:20.320 sounds like you said done Don Don. It's John you 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:22.080 don't want another don in your life, you know, I 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:22.600 don't know. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:24.959 Not after ESPN came out. 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:31.000 I don't can say Donnie T too, I'm not and 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:31.800 the tugh on that. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:36.240 No, no, yeah, he's not coming after me. No, No, 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:37.600 he's a good guy. He wouldn't do it. 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:39.480 No gott he or Trump. 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:43.720 Trump dj T. Yeah, he wouldn't come after me. He's 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:47.880 in South Park right now. Yeah, I you know, had 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:49.400 good interactions with him. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:53.440 You've met dj T. I've been in his office. Shut 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.080 the am I missing something? 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.080 Back in the eighties when I was at CNN, I 0:01:58.160 --> 0:01:59.280 went into his office. 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:00.680 How was it? 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:04.240 It was palatial, It was nice, the interaction with Oh, 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:10.560 it was palatial. Yeah, I've been around him, life changing experience. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:16.440 No, no, not falacial right, No, what dude, what's going 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:16.880 on here? 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.320 Not in front of the interns. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:20.600 He's fifteen. 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:23.399 I know he's going back to the University of Scranton. 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:25.200 There's no way he's going to a university he was 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:25.959 going the seventh grade. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:31.320 Looks very very shady, very shit shaking spot. A seventh 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:31.840 grader from. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:34.440 Wow. 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:35.760 Uh. 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:39.600 Speaking of witch, why did the President invite Lawrence Taylor 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:40.360 to the White House? 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.000 Why wouldn't he I don't understand. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:48.800 Because of his arrest record cocaine. No, he didn't know. 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.040 He didn't know. How would he know? She's a are you? 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:53.000 But why are you having Lawrence Taylor go to the 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:56.600 White House to talk about physical fitness when he no, 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:56.960 he's not. 0:02:57.360 --> 0:03:01.440 If you can't play on crack cocaine career, well, that's 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:05.480 like it's like Superman thirty years ago. Okay, but he's aged. 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.960 Pretty well for former football. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:10.360 He did not know why he was invited for the 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:14.160 physical the President's Physical Fitness Medal or whatever. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:16.280 By the way, like, I don't know why I'm. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:19.280 And then and the President then invited Saquon Barkley, and 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:23.680 Saquon Barkley's like, uh no, but has. 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.760 A history with didn't get in trouble for being a 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.440 Republican or being nice to the president. 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.760 I think it was right, Yes, it was nice. 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.800 Well, and then he got some ship I think for 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:36.920 like when some Eagles abstained from going to the White House, 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.240 he went, and I think I got some ship for that. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:40.880 He's give me a break. 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:41.760 I just. 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:43.960 Would go. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:45.960 I'm not gonna have another chance, probably for. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.839 The experience of going. I would go just to lose 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:50.880 a bag of cocaine and have everybody freak out again 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:51.880 because that happened once. 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.640 Hunter, That's what I. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:59.200 Want the headline bad Larry uh status quo seven and 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:02.640 a half units, Shaye lost the univers so four and 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.040 a half and Dylan is minus twenty four. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:07.800 Unbelievable run historical run Dylan's on. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.080 It is hard to do. As I always say, Dan 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:13.640 going fourteen and our own fourteen? 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:18.320 Yeah, okay, uh, okay, is there any anything else we 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.839 needn't mention here before we get started? 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:24.720 We got smelling salts coming. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.120 Oh oh yeah, that's happening. 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:27.600 But that's tomorrow. 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:28.040 Yeah. 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.920 I think they're getting delivered today, so that will probably 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:32.480 be after the three. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.719 Hours tariff on them, so we had to pay extra. Yeah. 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:37.560 Have you done smelling salts before? Oh? Yeah absolutely? High school? 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:41.800 Yeah for football? Yep. What position did you play? Defensive tackle? 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:41.920 That. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:43.320 I lost a bunch of weight when I went to 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.800 military school, so they put me a defensive end. Okay, 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.520 were you an edge rusher? I was in military school, 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:51.000 which is a bad idea because I'm not exactly fast, 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:53.960 but I lost weight because they wouldn't feed me and 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:55.920 they made us run every day. How much did you wait? 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:00.360 My senior year top end top end, I was three 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.400 hundred pounds. Do you know have a tackle big boy 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.880 creating weight gainer? Steroids? Steroids? Yeah? Hell you what kind 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:09.880 of steroids? Jecca? What is all the heavy d ball? Baby? 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.000 Oh wow? Yeah? 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:12.599 Is that the Rafael palm arrow? 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:14.560 Yeah? They're fat boys ship right there. That'll make you 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:18.000 a squat and power clean brother. Did it work? Yeah? 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.880 I got huge and it was just like water weight 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:23.240 everywhere and it was a good life. Chicks didn't dig it. 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:26.400 I'll tell you that. As a tenth grader with this 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:28.240 beard and a whole lot of gut, then chicks were 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:28.640 not into it. 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:30.480 Yeah they got They probably got the cops called. 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:33.280 What's this twenty four year old doing at the high 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:34.880 school party? 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:38.480 But they dig it now because you're slimmed down. Yeah, 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:40.080 look at that guy is. 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:42.680 Wow, that is hot? Check that out? Check that out? 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:44.720 Yeah that's seventh grader digs. 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:45.680 Did you have that? 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:47.800 Dan? 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:48.920 Have you done smelling salts? 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:49.200 Yeah? 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:51.159 You didn't foot freshman football? 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:51.360 Right? 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:55.120 Yeah, I did it, and they're not. I don't advise 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:58.000 anybody doing It's just ammonia. No, it's like no, it's 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.719 it's it's unless you're But if I tell you this 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:05.000 is gonna burn your nose, you're gonna you're gonna be like, 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:06.240 holy shit. 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:08.760 I did it. I did like a really really deep 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:11.120 breath on time, and both my nostrils started bleeding. 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:13.840 It's like, what do you call that green ship the 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:17.360 Japanese make for the sushi with sabby? Yeah, yeah that. 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:19.960 But on like fucking real with sabi that will clear 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:20.440 you out. 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:22.680 It's true. I do, like have with sabi in the 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:24.240 house for when my nose don't work. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:26.440 Yes, yes, Marvin. 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:28.400 I did it once and I look like Henry Hill 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.480 had and the Good Fellows when you like. 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:33.280 That was one of those ricks. 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.800 Yes, that's the best. You go to the hospital cracked 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:37.960 out of your mind. A doctor's like, here's some xanax, 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.240 calm down. That's what they all should be doing. 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:44.960 Yeah, but when you do smelling salts, don't put it 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:48.160 all the way up nor by your nose because it'll Larry. 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:49.760 Have you ever done smelling salts? 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:50.919 No? 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:51.440 No, never. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:55.240 Then I'm just walking into the Tropicana Hotel. This is 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.000 the only time I've ever been here. Was Shai Dylan 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:03.160 and Ray a couple of months ago it is. This 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:04.080 place is horrible. 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:09.160 Had I had a pool view from room and I'm 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:10.400 pretty sure there was a dead dog. 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:14.160 I just saw a parking The parking garage is like 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:14.880 Bey Route. 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:16.320 It is. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:17.560 It's unbelievably bad. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.840 It took me thirty minutes for the elevator to leave. 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:23.800 The elevators one. There was one elevator chef working and 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:25.680 there was like one hundred people waiting on it. It took 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:26.760 thirty minutes to get down. 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:28.400 And when you think, is the last time they serviced 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:28.760 that bad? 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:32.040 No, dude, you're gambling every time you walk. Yeah, you 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:33.200 think blackjack is dangerous? 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:33.920 Why are you there? 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:34.360 Larry? 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:40.040 We gave our house to some people, so Nby and 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:40.960 I had to get out of town. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.240 What do you mean you gave your house away? 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:48.760 There's a I don't want to get involved into too 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:50.960 much as a funeral in town and a bunch of 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:54.040 cousins and people had to come in, and the shore 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:57.240 is very expensive this time of year. So we just 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:58.920 gave our house to a bunch of them, and uh 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:02.640 mb and I leaving Dodge for a couple of days. 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:04.280 Okay at the trop. 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:11.280 Well, I had I had Borgatta for tonight. But Greg 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.400 and Barber who you met, I'm just meeting them right now, 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:14.120 my brother and sister. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.239 Yeah yeah, Greg got us, got. 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:19.560 Us rooms for you know, Thursday, Friday, Saturday at the Trap, 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.200 So I gotta I'm slumming for the weekend. 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:25.600 Don't like the rooms were like forty Yeah, I will 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:25.960 not go. 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.600 We will not go near the pool. We might eat 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.960 here tonight and yeah. 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:31.560 I wouldn't reckon. 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:33.480 Well, it's a good thing that you're doing for the 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.480 people who are in town for the funeral, right yeah, right, right, 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:40.920 Hopefully hopefully they don't stay for your funeral. But something 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.199 happened there at the trout. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.160 They can have the next month to Dan, because we're 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:46.120 gonna be a way you know that. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:47.719 I don't want to. 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:51.160 Ask me the other night, Dan, just like, fifteen guys 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.720 flying over for this wedding? Why are we not flying private? 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:55.800 What? Why are we all? 0:08:56.840 --> 0:09:01.680 Okay, Larry, you assume everybody knows what's going on. It's 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:07.240 your former roommate's daughter who's getting married in outside of London. 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:12.480 Right right, And I know, no, Dan, I'm talking to you. 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:13.839 I'm not I'm not too I. 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:17.360 Know, Larry, We're on from the conversation we're on the show. 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:20.000 I know, but we're on the show right now. You 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:25.160 can talk to me later privately about flying private. You 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:28.720 know how this works, Larry, this is this is a show. 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:29.880 I do like. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.600 I forgot about it. I forgot about that. 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:34.360 I like Larry style though, asking for the private jet 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:36.640 on there and pretending like he doesn't know that. 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.200 What's the price is? As I said, there's fifteen or 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.160 twenty of us going to be cheaper than what I 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:41.440 got to. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.160 Do to London. A private jet to London that can't be. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:46.239 Cheap, probably two grand apiecements. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.680 No, you're crazy. 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:53.240 No, it's not. 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:56.480 Ray from New York to London. 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.640 And see they're fifty nine thousand to two hundred and 0:09:58.679 --> 0:09:59.199 fifty thousand. 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.400 Oh if you charge. 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:03.520 Ye, if you charter like a seven forty seven to go, 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:04.600 But you gotta have a. 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.040 Room for fifteen people. You have to have no, no, no, 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:08.440 you have to have at least room. If you have 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.680 fifteen pastors, you got at least room for twenty. Because 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:12.400 you've got a couple of pilots, you got a goddamn 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.600 waitress or two. You're nuts. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.760 It's gonna cost one hundred tons easy all day. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:17.960 All right? 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:18.880 But it's not two hundred. 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.000 Okay, then then Dan, I don't have to call you 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:21.480 later on. 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:24.560 But I would do that. I would do that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:25.160 I'm coming. 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:28.199 I mean, if you guys pony up ten grand each. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:31.319 No, I ain't doing it. Well you're not invited. Well, 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:33.199 I'm just saying if I even if I wasn't. 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:35.120 Have you seen that thing where you can get like 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:38.520 there's like empty leg private jets so I guess jet No, 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.360 But it's like if it's like it just has to 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.240 go from like New York to London, but it's like 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.760 it's not booked or anything. You can get like a 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.000 you know, fly there for like thirty five k or 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.160 something just because it's gonna be an empty plane anyway, 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:50.960 but you have. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:54.600 To have no room for twenty people and luggage. 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:56.520 The kind of jet that has that's like a G seven. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:58.600 I mean, that's that's the biggest fucking private jet they 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:01.480 have for twenty people. Biggest jet on earth has room 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:02.160 for twenty people. 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.080 But if fifteen people put up ten grand, that's one 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:08.880 hundred and fifty thousand grand back. But is that that 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:09.760 just gets you there? 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:12.439 Right exactly? Yeah, that's exactly the point. He just gets 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:12.679 you there. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.640 So I bet you could work out a deal for 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:18.240 like one hundred and fifty grand round. 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:22.920 Trip, or you fly first class for six grand round trip. Okay, 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:27.200 unlimited drinks, get your own private like you know, sweet thing, 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:31.280 lay down, lay down, sweet thing. I mean you get 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:37.079 a diviy s U I T s u. Yeah, sweet 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:41.400 thing like a person like sweet thang, sweet thing. 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:43.800 I want a sweet thing. No, no, I want a sweet thing. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:47.280 Take this jet to Magic City. 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:51.040 Oh there's going to be a documentary Magic City. 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.280 Yeah. Are you going to be in it? No? Well 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:54.400 you were in Atlanta for a long time. 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:56.520 I never went there. I didn't. 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:57.560 All right, we can clip that. 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:04.040 But they're talking to like, there's Drake, I. 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:09.200 Think and I could understand. Yeah, little bow Wow maybe 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:11.200 sure any of. 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:14.320 The Atlanta rappers? Yes, yes, Ray, It's called Magic City 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:15.600 and American Fantasy. 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:19.160 Amen. Amen, brother. This is what it makes America great. Honestly, 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:21.400 the titty bars. You can't get this anywhere else in 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:24.400 the world. I've been and there's nothing like titty bars 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:28.719 in the South, especially Georgia, Texas, Florida. O. 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:30.960 Lord, Tampa's like the strip cub Capital. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.600 It's incredible. But you go to like, you know, you 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:38.360 go to Vienna, you go to Italy, anywhere in Italy, 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:40.400 there's no titty bars like this just doesn't exist. That 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:43.040 is a truly American phenomenon, and I'm just happy to 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:45.400 be a part of it. How much money do you 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.200 think you've spent in strip clan? I don't spend money 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:50.880 in titty bars, Danny, get the bar, I don't. I 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:53.280 don't get lap dances. Where do you spend the money 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:57.600 on the hotel room with the stripper afterwards? That's where 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:01.080 the money spent. And her you know, college is of course, right, 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:06.480 hygenis studying to be a lawyer. She's gonna be great. 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:09.080 Uh, Jerry Jones says, old. 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:14.080 School out of here. What okay? All right, okay, all right, 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:17.439 let's just get into it, Danny. Let's imagine Jerry Jones 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:21.880 is the general manager and not the owner. Let's say 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:24.200 a general manager shows up one day at ESPN and says, 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:26.960 well ahead, a handshake deal with MACA. I don't know 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.960 what happened. What do you think the owner of that 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:32.320 team is gonna say to the general manager, You're fucking fired. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.400 Get the fuck out. You're an idiot. You're not a 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.480 part of the silent generation anymore or in a new age. 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:44.640 You cannot fucking negotiate contracts without a goddamn agent involved. 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:47.120 That's against the goddamn CBA. And what the fuck are 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.120 we talking about? How is nobody asking him that? How 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:51.520 would nobody in the media saying, Jerry, you can't do 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:53.920 this per the bylaws? What the fuck are you up to? 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:57.200 And we all just sit aside because Jerry's this fucking 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:00.160 carnival character who talks with an accent and he was 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.520 a good old shucks boy and bought the cowboys with 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:05.280 the handshake. Fuck you, dude, this is stupid. You are 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:08.840 turning a generational talent against the franchise he wants to 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:12.040 play for because what? Because of what? Because you're a 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:14.400 fucking good old boy. Shut the fuck up. 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:19.600 Yeah that sounds I guess, Marvin. 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:23.960 But he's a Hall of Fame general manager is yeah. 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:28.080 And he did play football, He did play the champions 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:28.920 He's a football guy. 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.480 He played the game. What what is the amount of 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:35.520 blood he gets donated just to live this long? I mean, 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:37.400 he's got to be living. I think he has a blood, boy, 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:38.920 I think he's got a whole I think he's got. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:40.440 Isn't that like a Silicon Valley thing? 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.720 They do like they yet like a blood boy, get 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:45.800 blood transfusions from like a fit younger. 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.040 He's got an entire stable of blood boys. That's what 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.040 I think, because it doesn't make any sense because God 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:51.840 would striking him down. 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.400 Remember didn't Keith Richards go to Europe and get his 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:58.120 blood spun Keith Richards? 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.000 Or wasn't that the Tour de France Due? 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.240 No, that's Lance Armstrong. That is what that is, more 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:04.920 than get his blood spun. 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.280 Blood spun sounds like something radio and blood. 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:09.280 Blood doping. 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.720 Hey, would you like to spend my blood? 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:13.400 Beat me in dor walk? 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:17.600 Okay, bets this week? Bad Larry? Are you so you're 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:18.480 still in the casino? 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:22.880 I'm just I'm actually just hopped over this red velvet 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:25.560 thing that has some bark that's closed right now, and 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:27.480 I'm sitting down to the table by myself. No one 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:27.960 in the place. 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:29.760 Okay, I don't know where the. 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:32.520 Wife and Greg and Barbera are, but uh I'll find 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:33.840 him after we finished the showwn. 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:37.080 Okay, your bets here for you guys. Okay, your bets 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:37.640 this week? 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.720 All right? I got, uh, I bet the three. There's 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.720 really not much. There's like four baseball games in the 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:47.320 three football games tonight. So I got over thirty seven 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:48.920 and a half in the Eagles game. 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:52.400 It's thirty six and a half, thirty. 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.960 Six and a half in the Indianapolis game, and under 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.440 thirty six and a half in the Las Vegas game. 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:01.160 And then I have one baseball game. I want to 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.480 over seven and a half for the White Sox, not 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:07.200 the White Sox game, not the White Socks by themselves obviously. Okay, 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.840 So four to one unit bets, three football and one baseball. 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:14.480 O shay, you had, Danny baseball, I'm against layer here. 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:17.080 I got the under in that Mariners game. I got 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.080 the hot Land of Braves plus one ten against the Marlins. 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.600 And then for football, I got some spreads here, Danny, 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:25.760 I'm gonna gamble today. We got the Raiders plus four 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:29.080 and a half, Falcons hot Lanta one more time plus 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.720 three and a half, then the Panthers laying six against 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:37.000 the Bullshits. Indeed, the Browns yep, and the Heisman Trophy. 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:38.680 I don't know if we're gonna talk about that right now. 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.960 You can if you've well, yeah, it's just look, arch 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.760 Manning is the answer. It's always going to be the answer. 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:44.800 But if you want to take a gamble, Leonora's sellers 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:48.880 might have a breakout year already. Bet he's that dude, 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:49.880 isn't then nast. 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.400 We've had some bit some big time South Carolina fans 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:57.440 and uh Tahoe and they're all like Leonora Sailors due. 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:00.560 How many yards you think it's gonna run for? That's 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.160 my question. I want the over runner in yards he 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:04.119 might run for, because I think it's gonna be over 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:07.400 one thousand. Danny, I do. I'm telling you, I think 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:10.080 he's a fucking truck Dylan. 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:16.040 All right. Dan a couple early future props Travon Henderson 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:20.200 Offensive Rookie the Year plus two thousand and Malachi Starks 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.719 Defensive Rookie the Year plus eighteen hundred. 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:28.240 Malaky, it's Malakey, Malackey, Malacke. 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:32.199