Speaker 1: Second day. We all have unique things that we find
Speaker 1: attractive and other people like. For Alexis, she always checks
Speaker 1: the guy's pants to make sure that he has an
Speaker 1: enormous wallet. Oh, okay, I check for something else. I
Speaker 1: don't not do that. I think she checks for a
Speaker 1: lot of For Jose, he's looking for a lady, preferably
Speaker 1: a breathing one. But it's not a deal break, No,
Speaker 1: it's not and hold her breath. Yes. For brook Well,
Speaker 1: she's taken. Yeah, or at least that's what the missing
Speaker 1: posters of her husband's taken call anytime, I guess. One
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Greg has kind of a unique turn
Speaker 1: on that drew him into a certain lady. Greg, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. Hey, thanks for having me. Welcome. Where
Speaker 1: did you find this lovely lady? So sound her on
Speaker 1: a dating act? She looked really pretty. She seems funny, smart.
Speaker 1: But I really am into juggling. I love I watch
Speaker 1: a lot of just juggling videos on YouTube, and she
Speaker 1: she's an amateur juggler. So I thought that that was
Speaker 1: really really cool yet made right there? So do you
Speaker 1: juggle or do you just watch other people do it? No?
Speaker 1: I am a strict spectator. I can't juggle, but I
Speaker 1: watched hours of juggling videos on YouTube like its watch
Speaker 1: people juggle. You're like, oh, yeah, when women do, it's
Speaker 1: very I think it's very seductive. When you watch a
Speaker 1: woman juggle, and there's some videos where they will juggle
Speaker 1: axe's knives, it gets, it gets very hope that doesn't
Speaker 1: turn you off. It's like, oh, man, did you hear
Speaker 1: his voice when he started talking about it's very It's
Speaker 1: just it's very intense. I suggest you watch some of
Speaker 1: the videos. You'll see what I'm talking about. I think
Speaker 1: we get it now. But let's move on from So
Speaker 1: did we learn her name yet? Oh? Katie? Okay, Katie, okay.
Speaker 1: What did you and Katie end up doing for a date. Well,
Speaker 1: we had a plan for the evening, so we started
Speaker 1: at a bar. We had a couple of quick drinks
Speaker 1: and we Our plan was to see a movie and
Speaker 1: it was it was great. She shows up and I
Speaker 1: joked around with her because when we were messaging, I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you should bring some of your your juggling gear. That'd
Speaker 1: be fun. I think she thought I was joking. I
Speaker 1: was serious, But whatever, that's fine or all the different
Speaker 1: concessions from the movie. It's funny you say that. I
Speaker 1: tried at the bar. I tried seeing if she'd do
Speaker 1: a couple of tricks, but she was embarrassed with them.
Speaker 1: But anyway, you're a third D thing. Anyway. I know
Speaker 1: we're kind of like rushing past that real quickly. But
Speaker 1: I feel like that actually could be the reason why
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back if you're like ended juggling
Speaker 1: all sorts of weird stuff. Man, No, she I think
Speaker 1: she totally enjoyed that. I appreciated that. I think it's
Speaker 1: one of those things that's overlooked, and I don't think
Speaker 1: it was that Okay, as I looked back on it
Speaker 1: and thought about it, you know what could have gone
Speaker 1: wrong with the day? I think I diagnosed it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you seem like a very analytical person, So what do
Speaker 1: you got. Well, so I think I didn't get a
Speaker 1: call back because that towards the end of the movie,
Speaker 1: the main character dies and I cried. I kind of like,
Speaker 1: had do you heaving sobs? Yeah, bro, I'm the same
Speaker 1: in movies, dude. I did commercials will make you think
Speaker 1: you're like too ugly of a crier for well, No,
Speaker 1: I think it was. It was very appropriate. But I
Speaker 1: noticed her, noticed me crying, and she just brusquely turned
Speaker 1: away from me and looked back at the screen, and
Speaker 1: I thought, I thought, geez, this would have been a moment.
Speaker 1: There might have been some compassion or pretty vulnerable moment
Speaker 1: for your bro. Well, it could have been. Maybe she
Speaker 1: turned away because she was worried she was going to
Speaker 1: start crying too, see and you cry, you know. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was just it was very intensive.
Speaker 1: I just got this energy sense that perhaps that made
Speaker 1: her uncomfortable or i'm not sure a woman, or maybe
Speaker 1: she was worried that you were going to ask her
Speaker 1: to juggle your tears make it happy again. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything like that. So you're saying, after
Speaker 1: the after the crying in the movie, the mood shifted, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it shifted. So I of course I walked her to
Speaker 1: her car, and as I pondered the evening, which I thought,
Speaker 1: overall was a really wonderful night, I went in for
Speaker 1: a kiss and she turned her cheek, which, of course,
Speaker 1: at the first date that's understandable. So I kind of
Speaker 1: kissed her like nose were you still Sonati? From all
Speaker 1: the crying previously. No, I always carry I have a
Speaker 1: handkerchief that I always carry with me. Okay, you were
Speaker 1: done heaving and sobbing at that point. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I was still carrying the effect of the finale of
Speaker 1: the film. But you know, I co myself by the
Speaker 1: time we got to the parking lot, and I said
Speaker 1: I wanted to see her again because we had such
Speaker 1: a great time. I cracked a joke about the juggling,
Speaker 1: which I thought added some levity, and I have not
Speaker 1: heard from her since. That's okay, let me overall, dude,
Speaker 1: you sound like a pretty good guy. Char I need
Speaker 1: to ask, like I do with everybody on these second dates,
Speaker 1: where were your pants? Were they on or were they
Speaker 1: off at any point? Because sometimes that can be a
Speaker 1: deal breaker. I actually always wear my pants. I would
Speaker 1: never act in that kind of inappropriate. You're at a
Speaker 1: higher level than a lot of the people that we
Speaker 1: talked to already, So I was. I was wearing pants
Speaker 1: and a dress shirt, so I thought I very appropriate
Speaker 1: for a first pants and a dress shirt. Now you're
Speaker 1: taking it over the time. Who are you trying to impress?
Speaker 1: It's a dark feay, Okay, I see a lot of
Speaker 1: people think I'm weird too, and they don't get me.
Speaker 1: But maybe maybe you and I are kind of kindred
Speaker 1: spirits and that sounds Let's let's play a song. We'll
Speaker 1: come back, We'll call, We'll try, We'll try and do it.
Speaker 1: I'll promise if we'll call Katie for you can try
Speaker 1: and get to the second day up date. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you if you're just joining us for the second date.
Speaker 1: We've been talking to Greg about his movie date with
Speaker 1: a woman named Katie, and Greg from the first part
Speaker 1: sounds like a really nice, upstanding guy who likes to
Speaker 1: wear his emotions on his sleeve and put his balls
Speaker 1: up in the air because one of his favorite things
Speaker 1: is to watch people juggle. Thank you, and can we
Speaker 1: start with that next time? Was it too a little much?
Speaker 1: It was a little much. I'm just saying. Katie is
Speaker 1: an amateur juggler. He actually asked her to show off
Speaker 1: her skills a couple times during the date, but Greg
Speaker 1: says the real awkward moment may have been when he
Speaker 1: cried during the movie, and he used the term heaving
Speaker 1: sobs to describe it, so he's worried maybe it was
Speaker 1: a bit much. And that's why when he went in
Speaker 1: at the end of the night for the kiss, she
Speaker 1: turned her face and you just got that nose cheek
Speaker 1: crease kiss waits for the record, still counts as a kiss. Okay,
Speaker 1: as long as the lips make contact, you make contact
Speaker 1: with the body. Okay, the kiss, you do it. Okay, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm just want to get to the bottom of it. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I take some deep breaths. Man. I mean, she may
Speaker 1: say something you might not want to hear, so just
Speaker 1: be ready. Okay, right, al he's breathing. Yeah, that's good. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good. Another underrated skill to have. So you keep breathing.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call Katie for you and see what she
Speaker 1: has to say. All right. This might actually be more
Speaker 1: of a challenge than I was thinking before you start,
Speaker 1: but we'll tell you when to come in. Okay, you
Speaker 1: just keep doing your thing. Here we go. Hello. Hey
Speaker 1: is this Katie? Um? Yea, Hey Katie. My name's Jeff
Speaker 1: from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Hi, Hey,
Speaker 1: hey Katie, the whole show is here and we all
Speaker 1: want to talk. Have you ever heard our show before? Katie? No? Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's okay morning. We got a podcast too, you can
Speaker 1: check out on Spotify. It's fun. Okay, yep, okay. Well,
Speaker 1: we're also in the middle of a segment right now
Speaker 1: called a second date Update. And Okay, somebody that you
Speaker 1: went out with recently really wants to see you again
Speaker 1: and has been having a hard time reaching you. All Right,
Speaker 1: any idea who I might be talking about? Um? Is
Speaker 1: it Greg? Hey? Okay, look at that. You're right, he's
Speaker 1: on your mind. Huh. Um, he wasn't. But Greg, Greg
Speaker 1: seems like a sweet guy. Did you have a good time? Um,
Speaker 1: I mean it was okay, yeah, that's all right. So
Speaker 1: we're trying to help Greg figure out if if there
Speaker 1: was anything wrong or if there's something that he could
Speaker 1: improve on. We just want to know what the date
Speaker 1: was like from your perspective, right, Um. Now, he's a
Speaker 1: very nice guy. Um, he's just I don't know, he's
Speaker 1: not really my type. You'd like, physically not that attracted
Speaker 1: to him, or is it more of a personality difference
Speaker 1: between you two. Yeah, it's more personality. He just kind
Speaker 1: of he's just like a very straightforward, literal person like
Speaker 1: I like to be spontaneous and have fun. And you know,
Speaker 1: there was one point we were getting drinks and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, let's do as and he just asked
Speaker 1: for a glass of ice, and he poured his over
Speaker 1: ice and sipped it with a straw while for a while.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just it's classy. You know, he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to get trashed on his first date with you. Maybe.
Speaker 1: What was the movie like? Was that okay? I guess
Speaker 1: he told you everything already. Yeah, we went to a
Speaker 1: movie and it was just a little bit weird because like,
Speaker 1: right before it's starting, he just leans over. It's like,
Speaker 1: by the way, I've read the book already, so I
Speaker 1: know the whole story. That's okay, though, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes movies are different than books, and if you read
Speaker 1: the whole book, then you're even more invested. A lot
Speaker 1: of times in seeing the movie. It's hard to find
Speaker 1: a movie that's not based on something else. Right now,
Speaker 1: nothing's original anymore. Was that bad for you? I think
Speaker 1: it's a little bit weird because he already knows the story,
Speaker 1: and like towards the end of the movie, main character
Speaker 1: dies and it's kind of like a long drawn out
Speaker 1: thing though, and he started just like bawling. Once it started,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I know he's not going to
Speaker 1: pull through now. I mean, from what it sounds like,
Speaker 1: he's kind of a straight laced, uptight guy, and you're
Speaker 1: more of a laid back, you know, loose type of lady.
Speaker 1: Those words like, yeah, flowing lady. I think what Jeffrey's
Speaker 1: trying to say is it sometimes opposites attract. Yeah, right, Like,
Speaker 1: in fact, I think your opposite is on the other
Speaker 1: line right now, looking to attract over to you as
Speaker 1: we speak. What are you talking about? Tell her that
Speaker 1: he's on the phone. Okay, fine, I'll be straight laced.
Speaker 1: He's on the other phone line, and he would he's
Speaker 1: on line five, and he would like, right now, Hi, Katie.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is good to hear your voice
Speaker 1: high Hello, it gets greg y. He sounds different, dude,
Speaker 1: Why do you sound different? Greg? I was holding my breath.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, I'm also I'm admittedly nervous. It's really
Speaker 1: good to hear your voice, Katie. You sound you hearing
Speaker 1: the stuff she was saying. Well, I mean I did
Speaker 1: take notes. I just one thing I wanted to clarify
Speaker 1: that shot. You might not know this your audience might
Speaker 1: not know this. If you drink through a straw, you
Speaker 1: actually get a little more of a buzz. And Okay,
Speaker 1: the second thing I just wanted to say is already
Speaker 1: I've seen this film. Um, I'm gonna confess I've seen
Speaker 1: it actually twice. I had the cold emotional reaction both times,
Speaker 1: which I think confirms that it's a pretty profound film.
Speaker 1: And I think it justifies the Katie, feel free to
Speaker 1: jump in at any time whenever you feel like talk
Speaker 1: and go ahead. Yeah, this is um, Greg, this is
Speaker 1: not a good look for you. Why did you want
Speaker 1: this on the radio. I don't think it's bad. I
Speaker 1: don't think anybody's hating on him, Katie, Like it didn't
Speaker 1: even sound like I mean, you just had some mismatches
Speaker 1: on your personality. Well heck, I'm sure that there's things
Speaker 1: that that Greg probably saw that may have kind of
Speaker 1: been flaws about you. Good. Well, if I may to
Speaker 1: answer your question, I wasn't to them out. I just
Speaker 1: first wanted to say, Katie, I know you're you're more
Speaker 1: spontaneous than me. You're in the moment an improviser, But
Speaker 1: on average, that personality type they die four point eight years.
Speaker 1: Then someone who is organized, prepared. That's a statistical fact.
Speaker 1: I see you're saying her time is running short, so
Speaker 1: she better date you, while as she still can't. And
Speaker 1: when when that's personality type is complimented with someone who's
Speaker 1: an organizer and is prepared, you actually see an increase
Speaker 1: in the average age. Also, like Greg is going to
Speaker 1: increase your lifetime. That is actually probably the best like
Speaker 1: ploy or like that's right. It sounds like a threat,
Speaker 1: like get with me or you're gonna die, saying he'll
Speaker 1: compliment your your personality, he'll help you live longer. Statistics aside, Katie,
Speaker 1: like just focus on did you have fun with him?
Speaker 1: I mean not the best? Let's go back to the stats. Then,
Speaker 1: let's focus on the statistics a little clinical. How about
Speaker 1: how I think someday, Katie, you're gonna want to hike
Speaker 1: up a very dangerous cliff and he's gonna be there
Speaker 1: to stop you from doing that, because statistically not a
Speaker 1: great decision. Yes, you need someone like that in your life.
Speaker 1: How does this work? Did he pay you guys to
Speaker 1: do this? If he had more money, would you be
Speaker 1: more interested? Maybe? Well, we will offer to send you
Speaker 1: guys out on a date. Yeah, and we'll pay for it.
Speaker 1: I feel like Greg really deserves a second shot. If anything,
Speaker 1: he could be a friend, you know, like if it
Speaker 1: came down to it. But like he's an interesting dude.
Speaker 1: I think if he loosens up just a little bit,
Speaker 1: I think I broke it down. It looks to me
Speaker 1: seventy five percent of our evening was fun. We had
Speaker 1: twenty percent that was silence of the film and five
Speaker 1: percent I would argue that was awkward. That seems like
Speaker 1: a pretty strong argument for. And then if you add
Speaker 1: to that, basically this would be a free state. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean it's gonna be eight percent fun at least.
Speaker 1: If science says Katie, you gotta go out with Greg.
Speaker 1: It certainly turned me on, so you should definitely say yes.
Speaker 1: If the science says I gotta do it, I will
Speaker 1: give it one more shot. Science, What are you? What's
Speaker 1: going on there? Oh? We're gonna Oh, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be fun. I'm going I'll have two shots and I
Speaker 1: won't use a stride promise, and then we're going to
Speaker 1: have sex. Who guaranteed? Can I change my mind? That
Speaker 1: was a joke that he jokes a lot. Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. You know, there's people that you
Speaker 1: want to root for in life. I just and then
Speaker 1: there's Greg. I am the guys you really want to
Speaker 1: lose that bro, even that last line that he I mean,
Speaker 1: his little statement in the end there, but still I
Speaker 1: love him. He's been a wild time. Who knew that
Speaker 1: you could take a note to a Yes, just by
Speaker 1: throwing out life expectancy. You date me, you're gonna live
Speaker 1: four point eight years longer. If they are in a relationship,
Speaker 1: there are going to be so many power point presentations
Speaker 1: yea and excels cheat. This is why we should go
Speaker 1: to my parents for christ. Yeah, it doesn't even matter
Speaker 1: if it's actually back by true science, it's still hot.
Speaker 1: We actually didn't fact check him at all. We didn't know.
Speaker 1: We believed everything. We don't fact check anything. That's why
Speaker 1: you shouldn't believe everything. And when was the last time
Speaker 1: we've had anybody come on and cheer at the end
Speaker 1: saying I'm gonna have sex? Yeah? All right, Well I
Speaker 1: think it doesn't happen enough more of that in this world.
Speaker 1: Calling out to all the uptight, rigid men. Yeah we
Speaker 1: want you, Yeah, okay, Yeah, I don't know how we
Speaker 1: ended up there, but yes, I'm hurting for great end
Speaker 1: with that. And remember, if you want to get a
Speaker 1: second date, update email us and we can call that
Speaker 1: person who's not calling you back. Yeah, and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna have Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.