WEBVTT - The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #297 0:00:01.400 --> 0:00:11.879 Brooklyn Boys Podcast reactions. 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:23.880 This podcast all depends on you, Baby. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:32.800 Free and it is slice time for Brooklyn Boys Podcast 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:38.839 number two ninety seven. And before Hey, I'm dated Brody. Hey, 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:41.960 I'm Scary Jones. And Scary is not using his gold 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:45.360 mic right now. No, it's in the repair shop, all right, 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:47.080 it's I want to make a big announcement when it's 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:50.120 finally uh in use. It's a work in progress right now. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:53.160 I'm told it may now need to be sent out. 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:56.040 We had Jeff from our engineering staff looking at it. 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:59.760 He unscrewed the thing and he was, you know, I'm 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:02.120 a careful He unscrewed the thing and he couldn't fix it. 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.680 That's I said, careful, it's my baby. Oh no. There 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.520 were wires and things in there, and parts that I'd 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:09.440 never seen before. I didn't know the microphones were made 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:11.600 up of those things. But I'm the guy ever come 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.320 over and clicked the red wire. But Ford explodes, dude. 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:14.520 It was. 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:16.640 It was seriously like that, and then and and then 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:20.880 he was looking at it, perform trying to perform some surgery. 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:23.720 Put it back together again like humpty dumpty, but didn't 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:27.080 didn't sound any better. He goes, all right, we're gonna 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:28.880 have to send this back to the company. So I 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:32.760 think that's the next phase, right, all right, anyway, this 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:36.240 is the Brooklyn Boys companion companion episode. All right, this 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.360 is the episode about the episode? Was that like half 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:44.520 Spanish like compangnon episode? I don't think that's a word podcast. Yeah, yeah, 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:47.280 this is the episode about the episode to ninety seven 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.560 and before. Okay, by the way, speaking of Spanish, did 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.280 you see Mexico as a new president? Yeah? What's her name? 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:53.400 She's Jewish? 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:53.840 He's Jewish? 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:59.320 Right, Shineboum she is. She's Jewish, Cloudy Shinebaum Mexican. Mexico 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:02.280 is a Jewish female president. Yes. I would make lots 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:03.880 of jokes, but unless you Jewish won't get them. Like, 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:05.880 for instance, the peso is now going to be made 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:08.399 of chocolate. You get that joke? I do, because yeah, 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:11.079 because you get gelt right. The gold coins, the gold 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.799 coins chocolate Cinco de Mayo is now going to be 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:14.519 eight nights. 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:14.920 Hi. 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:19.480 Oh, I got a bunch of them anyway, said I 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:20.760 sat up that night, right and I wrote like a 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.200 dozen of them. We'll come see you at uh at 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:27.600 what at chuckles at chuckles. The chuckle Patch bananas. Brodie's 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:29.040 gonna be playing the chuckle pat I'll be I'll be 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:33.040 a yuck yucks all week. Walk a walk is on Saturday, 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:41.000 on Sunday, Yeah what what on Monday? Anyway? Yeah, before 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:42.880 I get a funny stand up comedy story for the 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:46.960 Brooklyn Boys, remind me of a comedian who doesn't recognize 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:50.200 humor and took something I said seriously. All right, awesome. 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.880 I love that. I see that in my everyday life. Anyway, 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:54.760 these are your talkbacks. If you listen to the ihet 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:57.640 radio app, you press the talk back button and you 0:02:57.440 --> 0:03:00.800 h you leave us feedback. If you listen to other apps, 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:03.440 well start listening to the ont radio apps so you 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.519 could be part of the and then you'd like to 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:07.440 give your opinion, like this is what we talked about, 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.040 like these people, Hey, Brooklyn Boys. 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.160 Is shaming from queens. But you guys already know that 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.680 I'm gonna be serious for a minute, which is very unlikely. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:19.760 I'm right now sitting here with five stitches in my 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:23.040 finger and a lot of fucking pain, but you guys 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:26.360 making me laugh is helping me forget about that pain. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.720 So I just want to say that you guys have 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.919 no idea how your show and what you do may 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:35.000 help someone listening feel better. So I just wanted to 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.080 say thank you for. 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:37.640 What you did. 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:40.160 You're well if I welcome Jamie from Queens to help 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:42.120 your finger gets better. And that's a nice way to 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:43.360 open up slice time. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.560 Yeah, Hey, Brooklyn Boys, it's me again, back to my 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:47.440 normal bullshit. 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:51.080 So last week all the nice Lifetime called scary Boozy 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:54.440 instead of bougie. Well that's it. I guess it's official. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:55.520 The Brooklyn Boys. 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:58.600 Podcast with David Brody and Skiboozy Jones. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:03.040 Okay, thanks. By the way, I see Shaboozi is playing 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:06.080 the iHeart Radio music fest in the World. He's also 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:10.480 going to be playing another concert for us locally sometime 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:14.240 this summer in New York detail soon. It's either the 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.240 end of Summer Bash or that, you know, one of those. 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:18.920 Really not nice making fun of the way I say 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:24.120 xt well aware that it's asked, sometimes it just slips 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:27.760 out like a thought. I'm sure that you wouldn't make 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:32.799 fun of the pronunciation of someone, let's say, from the Netherlands, 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.520 and I'm very well aware of your last name. I 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:40.840 was just wondering how you got your Jones part. By 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.000 the way, Victoria from Brooklyn. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:45.200 Of course, can't forget you anyway. The way did you 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:45.599 catch that? 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:46.320 She was? 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.280 It came out like a fault. It came like a thought. 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:50.400 I love the way she says that me too. That 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.880 so sex you feel like it turns me on? But 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.680 you did you did explain the Jones part? I did? Yeah, 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:59.440 basically Joel was it? My friend Joel in homeroom basically 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.760 started everybody with Jones in their last name. Hey, so 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:03.640 and so Jones, so and so Scary Jones, right, I 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:05.480 would have been I would have been Brody Jones, right, 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:08.840 Brodie Jones, Brodie Jones. Yeah. Hey, he used to walk 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:09.960 up the you know, he used to get out of 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:12.279 his seat and be unruly. What's he doing now? 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:13.240 You know? 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.320 I should look him up, look him up, tell him 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:17.159 he changed the court. I told you this last week. 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.640 He changed the court of American radio. He was like, 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.280 hey again, it's me coming on. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.880 I'm listen to here to this last time for two 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:28.320 night of six and we're talking about the gasoline crap. 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:31.279 You know, if Scary can afford to pay a little 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.919 bit extra for the convenience of not waiting in line 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:38.280 or having a drive all around town to save five 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:42.440 for six bucks, maybe even ten. Let him that's what 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:48.280 he wants to do. It's about convenience also, okay, so mind. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:53.480 Your own goddamn business, all right, he's defending me. I 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:55.159 love the the trucker loves me, and I love the 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:58.280 truck the way. Premium gas today near me was four 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:03.560 oh five. When up, yo, you pay four sixty. Yeah, 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.480 but it went up from last time. You were calling 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:08.159 it three something. Now it's not four or five. It's 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:08.640 going up. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:14.320 And for your information, scariest car dost take the higher 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:18.480 octane casoline and he's doing the rat thing. He's following 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:20.680 the manufacturer specifications. 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:21.839 Good job, Scary. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.400 I bet your brother's probably got a steal in his 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.760 basement and he's trying to manufacture his own gasoline to 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:30.440 save a couple of dollars a year. And there he 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:34.600 thinks he's Louis past tour or something and cheap pasted. 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:40.120 I am not cheap. I'm good with money and I 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:43.159 wanted to get ship gas in my charge. Hogs Hiccup, Scrotty. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:48.000 Scary and Brody Brody and scary Scoady Donnie from ct 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:52.120 and that's Donnie, not Donnie or Dayton, as Brody has 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:54.000 been calling me for the past couple of well next 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:57.440 because you Mumby like the Rocky, I can't matter what 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:01.040 your name is anyhow. After my talk back today, Brody 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:04.839 is going to hate me because the show is Scary 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:07.560 and Brody, I hate you. Think about it. Scary's pivotal 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:10.080 role as the host of the Brooklyn Boys podcast is 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:14.640 marked by his consistent presence as the primary condu went 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:18.720 for welcoming the slices, his name takes presidents and podcast imagery, 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:23.120 and his portrait occupying the coveted leftmost position. Though he 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:26.800 may exude an air of bougie refinement, Scary's tenure predates 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:29.960 the inception of the Brooklyn Boys podcasts, rendering him as 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:34.480 an indomitable force within its realm. Apologies to Brody, but 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:38.280 in this orchestration of voices, he inevitably finds himself relegated 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:43.760 to and any doubts, just ask yourself, what would Yon 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:44.440 Mobley do? 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:50.720 Fair question? It's a fair question. I liked that. I'm 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:54.120 going to save that one that's on your tombstone. I'm 0:07:54.120 --> 0:08:00.400 going to play that tire exit any time I'm feeling glum, 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:04.480 if I'm feeling down, Yeah, I'm gonna play that one. 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:05.880 Thank you so much, Donnie. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:09.600 Guess I'm gonna go ahead and tell you why I 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:13.400 think the phrase no way hoo they may be offensive 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.600 to certain people or sound offensive. 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.360 The freason is the word away. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:22.920 There's a similar word in the Spanish language spelled b 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:28.320 u e y pronounced way, but most of the time 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:30.640 it's pronounced way. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:33.520 And that word. 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:38.560 Is used to refer to somebody as stupid. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:44.440 So if you find yourself using the phrase no way 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:48.800 holy and depending on who hears you, they might take 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:52.480 it the wrong way and think that you're saying no stupid, 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.520 you have just might get your ass kicked. Okay, so 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:01.680 be careful, don't miss way stupid things that you don't 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:02.520 know what to mean. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:05.640 All right, now, wait a minute, what if I'm saying 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.840 no stupid like no, no, you're not stupid. No stupid 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:14.560 here could be taken both ways, Brody, No, I don't. 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:16.760 That's the stretch that was. That was a major l stretch. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.120 Oh is what that was? That's by the way, Spanish 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:20.000 for the stretch. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.199 Right, Brody, You're able to get more power, but you 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:26.280 have an engine that's twice the size to get to 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.600 that power. Love it in the sense of like BMW 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:33.360 can make an engine that's you know, a three liter 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:38.000 twin turbo that can make almost the same power or 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:41.680 the same power as a Dodge charger with a five 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:42.280 liter V. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:46.760 Eight, you know, five point seven. He's got a point Okay, 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.160 but that just means he has a smaller engine and 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.400 it's powerful. But he has to put I understand why 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:54.840 his car needs more gas. I'm just higher octane. I'm 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:56.640 just saying I wouldn't buy a car if I had 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.440 to spend more money on gas, right, But I prefer 0:09:58.440 --> 0:09:59.760 a BMW to your. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:01.920 Ford. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:08.960 You think I drive a Ford or Chevy? Try again, Oh, Dodge, 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.920 But they're all the they're all that same pit, They're 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:14.800 all that They're all I mean, Am I right? And 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.000 we come on? No, you're not right. Chevy is a Ford? 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.480 Is a Dodge if you're thinking about it versus so 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:25.840 a BMW is a Mercedes, is a Lexus? Maybe who 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:29.839 is sponsor? Is that week you're in that same you 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:33.360 know whatever? Anyway, Oh yeah, buy Americans. I'm sorry, I'm 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.320 actually okay, here I go. No, I want to tell 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.280 you about American cars. Here comes the slices of shitting 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:38.880 on me. Anyone who drives one of those is going 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:41.640 to be like, oh, scure, your a bougie, Why you 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:45.840 about my American car? Even though the parts are made 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:51.079 in Mexico and the engine is assembled in Canada. The 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:55.040 word Dodge is American Dodge, and the tires are good Year, 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:58.040 and the rims I'm pretty sure were made in America. 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.120 At least thirty percent of that car is American. God 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:06.480 bless America, thank you. The final car was assembled in 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:10.560 Compari about to the Japanese, the Germans and anyone else, 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:15.240 the Italians even American made. Okay, I get it, but 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:18.360 it's a lot of pride there, America. I understand. I 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:22.240 love you, But your BMW's manufactured in America. Also, they 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.040 all have factories here. Now, oh so there you go. 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.120 So then nobody could could get me on that one. 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:31.439 Then well the money gets kicked back to Germany. Though 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:37.600 I don't know. Dodge is owned by uh Stalantis, which 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:41.360 is Italian, so I technically have an Italian car whose 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:44.439 parts are made in Mexico, engine assembled in Canada. But again, 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:49.800 American car, America. I'll meet the ship on American Cars. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.400 Sorry slices. Yeah, that was it. That was scary the 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:54.160 the podcast. 0:11:55.880 --> 0:12:00.800 Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Nick from Washington State. I'm 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:04.319 hoping the audio is decent to all the listeners. Judging 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.640 Scary Jones about his choices for gas stations just leaves 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:09.320 the guy alone. 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:11.559 He shops at Whole Foods. 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:15.079 He goes to vacation in Amsterdam and Spain, Belize and 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:17.839 all that shit. I'm sure he can afford them gas. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:22.840 He'll be all right. And continuing topic of the gas 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:27.679 fiasco or the gas station fiasco, David Brody, I understand 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:30.560 you're trying to look for deals. You got three kids, 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.280 you know, you try to save money. You don't work 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.719 for iheard no more. It's understandable you're trying to look 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:38.880 for a deal. You're a frugal you know, in the 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:42.000 in the very good way of it. But yo, people, 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:45.560 just Scary Jones. He's not gonna fucking drive twenty minutes 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.400 to another gas station. Fuck, no, you guys are crazy. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:53.640 Hey Brooklyn boys, this is Nick against for Washington State. Hey, Scary, 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.360 don't go to that gas station again where the person 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:58.800 didn't have a fucking change. I don't give a fuck 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:01.040 if it's ten cents, well, twenty five cents. 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.520 Fuck that guy. They should have no business with you. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.679 This is not a good customer service because guess what, 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:11.040 you're the customer at gas station and they're supposed to 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:17.360 provide your customer service. Goddamn fucking I'm sending this talk 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:19.160 back just in case my other one will get. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:21.240 Whatever. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:25.319 Hey, Nick, this is This is Nick from Washington Jones. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.760 Don't go to that gas station again, brother, Thank you. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:31.360 Fuck these people there was so rude to you. Every 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:34.200 gas station workers suppose to the first time. It doesn't 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.560 matter if it's ten cents, five cents, twenty five cents, 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.520 it doesn't matter. They're supposed to give you your change back. 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.200 It's a fucking lie that he has no change, right. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:44.040 Don't go there again, man, fuck him. 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:47.880 Appreciate, I appreciate. Look at him. He's very twenty three cents, 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:49.719 but he won't drive a few miles to save three 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:53.640 dollars a tank. Time. Time is money, man, The time 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:54.520 is money. Money is done. 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:58.360 Hey Brooklyn boys, this is the message for all the 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:02.079 listeners giving those cheap prices and advice to drive in 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:05.720 the middle of fucking nowhere. Listen, I live in Washington State, 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:10.520 about an hour away from Seattle regular regular gas, which 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:13.880 cost about four bucks and twenty cents four bucks and 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:18.199 thirty cents in Seattle, ittelf regular costs five dollars and 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.560 I don't even know how much the fucking premium costs. 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:21.920 But hey, it is what it is. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:26.240 Every This is nigg again from Washington State to the 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:29.880 listener who said skater Jones should go to Staddlebrook or 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:33.480 Sallybrook whatever that shit is again, you guys are out 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:35.320 of your mind if you take scared Jones are gonna 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:37.440 go in the middle of nowhere just to get gas 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:41.600 for his bmw Okay, you guys are you guys are tripping? 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:43.400 Game's going too far. 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:46.760 He's gas station used to be near Whole Foods or 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.520 near John Varvader store or some shit. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.760 He scary girls. Oh man, I think you should. 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.000 Shut around for a good credit card that has cash 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.280 back and the rewards option for gas. So this when 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:03.000 you buy gas, you buy it with a credit card 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.600 which you will pay off obviously in a month, and 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:10.080 you get something in return. Plumping stupid ship like gas. 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:14.920 Gay men brother. Wow. He finally rests his case. Eight 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:21.480 talkbacks later he got his point across. You sure did. Hey, 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:22.960 this is Nick from Washington State. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:25.200 Uh. 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:28.080 There was a listener who didn't mention his name and 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:33.880 left a message saying BMW is a garbage car. My friend, 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.840 BMW will never be a garbage. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:40.320 Car, ultimate driving machine. Okay, tell them some things. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:40.920 Are just different. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:44.760 Some people prefer new Portmantel and that's fine, and some 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:46.160 people prefer cigars. 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:47.240 That's okay too. 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:52.600 They're both bad for your health. But all right, Wow 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:54.720 he was on a tear today. 0:15:55.560 --> 0:16:01.400 Yeah, Hey brodye Andre scary many here are you going 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:03.680 with the if you should if you guys should have 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:09.880 on this TV show producer or movie producer, the one 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:11.680 that has I think I was on peacocky head. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:13.760 Yeah, I think you should. 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:14.440 Definitely have him. 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:16.880 Have him on first of all to grill him about 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:19.520 the question about the fuck up that he made while 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.160 asking the question, or maybe he didn't, maybe he did it. 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:24.280 On purpose. 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:29.280 And also I definitely think you guys should have on 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.960 this friend of yours that came out as By on 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.240 the radio. And I think if he came out on 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:37.400 the radio that he's By and an open relationship game 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:40.760 you already Yeah, he won't have an issue asking answering questions. 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:44.120 I think maybe asking before the podcast, or just surprise 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:47.040 him like he surprises co host. Just call him up 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:49.960 on the next podcast. Or maybe if he if he 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:53.320 listens to the podcast and Slice Time, well he might 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.040 answered it for yourself. I don't know if he listened. 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.200 He does not. By the way, in honor of Moknockem, 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:02.040 I present to you two more jokes. In honor of 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:05.840 the Jewish President of Mexico, Red Sangria will now be 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:09.439 uh Man of Schevitz. When you order red Sangria right 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.240 man of Schevitz. Wine and the Sun in Spanish is 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:15.440 pronounced soul sol. It will now be referred to as 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:19.520 Saul s a U l Hi. Better call Saul. Oh 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:20.200 my god. 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:26.280 Brooklyn boys, this is David from Connecticut, originally from the Bronx. 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.359 It's been a while since I hit you guys up. 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:41.159 Driving that ship was hilarious Hei songs and I love it, 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:50.080 you bougie, motherfucking bastard Scarry Jones. Brooklyn boys, it's me 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:58.240 David again from Connecticut, originally from the Bronx. I wasn't 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:02.159 gonna say ship, but I love Slice Time. I love 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:09.280 the trucker, love all the voices, Love you guys. The 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:14.640 ship is awesome. And keep it going, guys, Brody, keep 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:17.520 going with those AI slice for life all right, they 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:18.720 want more spots. 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:19.600 Brody, What I can do? 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:24.399 Reggie here with the feedback? Yes, you should have that 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:25.360 guy on the podcast. 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:25.800 Why not? 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:30.960 You know it won't hurt Okay, do it for the 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.800 publicity and for the oral. 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:37.639 I was waiting. It's Reggie. Of course. Reggie always has 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:40.639 something something quick and snarky to say at the very end. 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:42.239 I don't think either one of us wants oral from 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:43.360 this guy. But I just know what you're saying. 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:46.640 I aren't connow from South Florida, I forgot. I wanted 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:51.040 to mention. I have a friend who works for a 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:54.440 gas pumping company. Now what they actually make the gasps? 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:58.080 They saw the Chevron Costco Shell. They basically make all 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:00.840 the gas pumps for the entire country. They service them, 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:03.639 they do everything. And he told me that there actually 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.800 are better gas stations because they clean the filters out 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:09.840 more often. So he says that Shell and Costco are 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:11.760 actually the cleanest gas you can get. 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:14.000 They are the best at maintaining their station. 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:16.879 Shell right, but what if an independent guy owns a 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:19.000 shell station and he's a slob and doesn't cleanest filters? 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:23.720 Costco gas, costco gas. Who knew it's like thirty cents 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:25.720 a gall in less than other places. Oh, twenty cents 0:19:26.200 --> 0:19:29.080 the best. Okay, you have to drive to find one. 0:19:29.160 --> 0:19:33.480 But oh if you're a member, oh boy, it's worth it. 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:38.040 Scary four. I'm not not driving to find one. If 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:40.080 one is under my nose, I'll get the right one 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:40.680 in your neighborhood. 0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:40.920 But there is. 0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:42.720 I'm saying there's one not that far from where I am. 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:47.400 Hey Forrickle Boys, it's me again. Brody was talking about 0:19:47.400 --> 0:19:50.960 that I asshole on Facebook talking about the book. Well, 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:53.639 my dad's been a book collector of many decades, and 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:57.280 he said, unfortunately, there are booksellers that are just like 0:19:57.440 --> 0:20:00.960 that guy. My dad knew a guy who tricked someone 0:20:01.160 --> 0:20:03.960 into buying a book for three hundred dollars from the 0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:07.840 book was only worth thirty dollars. So the guy decided 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:10.560 that he would then start selling the books for three 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:14.080 hundred dollars apiece. Because one guy spent three hundred dollars. 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:22.040 All right, I'm completely confused there. He's ripping people off listen. 0:20:22.320 --> 0:20:25.320 If that's your industry, you know, and you become a 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:30.360 popular and successful bookseller from you buying used books, there's 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:31.960 a reason why you're successful. 0:20:32.080 --> 0:20:32.280 Yeah. 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:33.800 Well, I mean get what. You made a lot of money, 0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:36.440 so you know you're you're basically a shyster, right, But 0:20:36.520 --> 0:20:38.400 don't be this. Don't be the pricks. You're not gonna 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:40.400 get more than forty four dollars with a book. She's 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:43.399 turning one. Yep, yeap, all right, thank you so much, Jamie. 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:45.600 Yeah, Jamie Brooklyn. 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:48.359 Boys, this is Nick from Washington State, previous president of 0:20:48.480 --> 0:20:53.080 benson Hurst Brooklyn. A note regarding episode two ninety seven 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:58.399 debacle about Utah Detroit, New York, New Haven tizza David Brody, 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:05.439 I mean new Haven, Connecticut is East coast. Look up, 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:09.440 you know what, Google Just google that ship. There's a 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:13.119 lot of italent people out there. I'm like Utah. 0:21:13.880 --> 0:21:16.320 Yep, this is very true now, David. 0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:23.959 Brody, regarding Utah argument and the New Haven, Connecticut pizza argument. 0:21:25.680 --> 0:21:28.760 It's still East Coast, man. They have good pizza. 0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:31.200 I don't know if they are better than New York. 0:21:31.400 --> 0:21:34.680 Yeah, I ain't gonna say that, but don't be eating 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:38.240 Utah I've been in Utah. Trust me, you don't want 0:21:38.240 --> 0:21:39.240 to eat pizza in Utah. 0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:41.480 Okay, but then I should I think I think you 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:44.040