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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It

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Speaker 1: is my strawberry letter for today and the subject is

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend can't tolerate much. Okay, we'll get into that,

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Speaker 1: find out what that's all about, and just a fuse

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Speaker 1: me right now, right now, the nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got. I'm gonna throw this one out

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Speaker 2: there for earthquake y'all. This one right here is I

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Speaker 2: want to date your mama. That that's what he's doing

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Speaker 2: on his TV show.

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Speaker 3: I want to date your mama.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, mama's need love to I want to date

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Speaker 2: your mama. You gotta say it like that to every

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Speaker 2: every young man had a crush on one of his boys. Mama,

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Speaker 2: this just happened, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Did you. We ain't never had no crush on al

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Speaker 4: mom evil Alma friend's MoMA.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. We is in the sixties, in

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Speaker 3: the sixties. I grew up in the seies.

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Speaker 4: Ain't nobody like man in Mama. Ain't nobody likes butch Mama.

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Speaker 3: We ain't a man in but man. You gotta be

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Speaker 3: j man down there down there with Miss Calhoun. You

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Speaker 3: gotta be crazy with their girl Beloans sitting up there

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Speaker 3: with them. Stockers rolled down by her ankle.

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Speaker 2: With a house coat on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we didn't have them.

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Speaker 2: I want to date your mama. I want to date

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Speaker 2: your mama. Let's go get that.

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns.

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Speaker 5: This is Jesus her Son.

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Speaker 6: How you doing man?

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Speaker 5: My name is Gordon Gordon.

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Speaker 6: I just recently joined the church man within the last month,

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Speaker 6: and I was trying to get in touch with with

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Speaker 6: Miss Burns. One of the members gave me a number,

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Speaker 6: but I guess they must have gave me the wrong number.

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Speaker 6: I guess it's it's a home number or what is this?

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Speaker 5: Hold up? Hello? Who who is this again?

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Speaker 6: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member.

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Speaker 5: At the church.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Is this your number?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Man, this is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's your mom.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's your mother?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 6: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get

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Speaker 6: in touch with Ms Barnes. Now, is do you ever

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Speaker 6: a cell or a home number? Somethinghe I can get

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Speaker 6: in touch with Mss Barnes.

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Speaker 5: Wait time, I tell me tell you your name is

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Speaker 5: what Gordon? Gordon?

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Speaker 6: Gordon not just joined the church, man, so I might

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Speaker 6: not have met you yet.

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Speaker 5: Jane, Okay, well, God bless you man.

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Speaker 6: Thank you man.

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Speaker 5: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 6: Is it anyway I could get your mom's home number

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Speaker 6: from you?

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Speaker 5: I mean you just joined the church. I mean I

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Speaker 5: don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to

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Speaker 5: talk to her. I mean, is there anything, Is there

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Speaker 5: a message I could pass on to it? Though?

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Speaker 6: Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's

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Speaker 6: all right for U for me to take her out.

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Speaker 6: I've been seeing her for the last Hold.

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Speaker 5: Hold up, hold up, hold up, holo. Hold tell about

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Speaker 5: that you You were just sending you a new member

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Speaker 5: to the church, and somebody gave you or they were

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Speaker 5: attempting to give you my mother's number, and you're asking

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Speaker 5: me if you could take an hout man.

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Speaker 6: Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her

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Speaker 6: phone number. I guess they gave me your number by mistake.

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Speaker 6: You know, that's my reason for car. I thought I

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Speaker 6: was gonna get her. I want to take her out,

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Speaker 5: Well, I'll be quite honest, men, I just came back

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Speaker 5: on from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man, And uh,

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Speaker 5: I mean, you know my pops just passed away not

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Speaker 5: too long ago. And I ain't you know, I ain't

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Speaker 5: too keen or my mama going out with somebody. And besides,

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Speaker 5: you don't even sound like you ay, she in the sixties. Man,

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Speaker 5: old are you? Man?

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Speaker 6: I'm thirty six?

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Speaker 5: The hell out of here? You How old man, I'm

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Speaker 5: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You

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Speaker 5: do realize my mom is pushing sixty right? Well?

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Speaker 6: You know what, man, I look at it like James, Right, James,

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Speaker 6: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't

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Speaker 6: number but the number man, it wasn't your hard man.

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Speaker 5: And how you carry yourself?

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? But mother, Hey, hey, but my mama ain't no

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Speaker 5: cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming after

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Speaker 5: you right now. I remember telling me that she tried

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Speaker 5: some new things at this church. But going out with

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Speaker 5: some thirty thirty How are you you do a baby

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Speaker 6: I'm thirty six.

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Speaker 5: Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't

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Speaker 5: nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danging to Okay, okay,

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Speaker 5: let me tell this man. First of all, I ain't

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Speaker 5: even off calling you. Second of all, I'm calling to

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Speaker 5: speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission

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Speaker 5: from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman. Whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 5: whoa talking about that. I don't think you hear of me. Man,

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Speaker 5: I just came back from fighting over see. My pops

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Speaker 5: passed away not too long ago. I am the man

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Speaker 5: of the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right.

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Speaker 5: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.

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Speaker 5: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling

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Speaker 5: to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might

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Speaker 5: as well just stick to church though, because you know,

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Speaker 5: as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be

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Speaker 5: no blessing from me to you. I tell you that

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Speaker 5: right now.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.

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Speaker 6: You might now I'm not, says, but I respect the

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Speaker 6: fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for

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Speaker 6: this country. Okay, But if I decide I want to

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Speaker 6: speak to Miss Birds about going out, I think Miss

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Speaker 6: Burns has every right to decide if she would like

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Speaker 5: And Gordon wants to take.

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Speaker 6: Her out, I took her up.

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Speaker 5: Holder up, Look, brother, I don't care how old you

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Speaker 5: say you are, all right, number one, you're too young,

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Speaker 5: as I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down

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Speaker 5: with you and my mom. I'm straight up, hey, man,

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Speaker 5: that's for your mama to decide. No, No, you bringing

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Speaker 5: up my mama. You letting the word your mama come

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Speaker 5: out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up, all right.

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Speaker 5: I don't know where you're from. I don't go how

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Speaker 5: old you are. I'm pretty sick man. I know what

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Speaker 5: church my mama go to and and it ain't gonna

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Speaker 5: be her and you. You ain't gonna be asking her out,

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Speaker 5: all right. I don't go what it takes. I would

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Speaker 5: show up on Sunday, catch up in the poor pit

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Speaker 5: or wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back in

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Speaker 5: the choir. It don't matter something is going down. You

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Speaker 5: would not gonna get with my mama like that. You

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Speaker 5: got that. That's up for your mama to decide. If

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Speaker 5: your mama want to go out with me to have dinner.

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Speaker 5: I ain't nothing wrong with that, man. I'm I'm deciding

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Speaker 5: it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you

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Speaker 5: before deep blessed or get your whoop. You got two choices,

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Speaker 5: all right. I didn't fight less season three years to

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Speaker 5: come back and also deal with my daddy died and

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Speaker 5: then come back. Man, I'm suffering from PSD. Dog. I

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Speaker 5: don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want to

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Speaker 5: get it like that something from what a PSD post

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Speaker 5: traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that on

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Speaker 5: you got that one? I don't play it.

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Speaker 6: Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.

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Speaker 5: It don't matter to me. You can qunch you.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Look, man, listen, I ain't trying to have no

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Speaker 6: trouble out you.

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Speaker 5: Man. All I'm finna say is this right here?

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Speaker 6: I'ma I talk to you mama on Sunday.

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Speaker 5: Okay. You ain't gonna talk to me, are you not?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay?

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Speaker 6: Can I say this? Can I say one more thing

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Speaker 6: to you? Manfore you exploded?

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Speaker 5: You ain't got nothing nelse to say.

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Speaker 6: I got one more thing before you explode? Man?

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Speaker 5: Is you listening? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 5: James?

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Speaker 6: What hey? Man? I want to tell you this man,

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Speaker 6: This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

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Speaker 6: Your Mama, I got me the.

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Speaker 5: Brank pall, call you get out of here.

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Speaker 6: This is who Hey, man, this is Nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 6: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your mama told me,

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Speaker 6: she said, my son been overseas, he've been fighting.

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Speaker 5: I'm glad to have him home. She said.

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Speaker 6: We got that back in the spirit of laughing.

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Speaker 5: Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 5: We got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.

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Speaker 6: First of all, I got to say thank you for

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Speaker 6: fighting for this country. I want to ask you one

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Speaker 6: more thing.

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Speaker 5: What is the.

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Speaker 6: Baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lane? Man?

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Speaker 5: Nothing but to Steve Harvey more than show Get It

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Speaker 5: overseason in the States. Thanks man.

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Speaker 3: There you have it.

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Speaker 2: That's the Monday prank of the day. Okay, Monday prank

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Speaker 2: of the day. I want to date your mama. Bring

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Speaker 2: your mom, Hey, bring your mama out to Buffalo, Baby, Buffalo.

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Speaker 2: It's going down this weekend. Tickets on sale.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam Saturday, August thirty, first

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Speaker 2: at the Shade Performing Art Center at the Shade Performing

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Speaker 2: Art Center. So bring your mama and your auntie and

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Speaker 2: your daddy, everybody you want to bring, and come hang

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Speaker 2: out with the nephew. We're gonna have a whole lot

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Speaker 2: of fun. Laying in the cut is Augusta, Georgia, Friday,

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Speaker 2: September sixth. I hollered at my boy Fats, Minnesota Fats.

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Speaker 2: We talked the other day. Big ups to you, man,

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Speaker 2: a legend in the game in the radio world. War

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Speaker 2: be down there real soon to Augusta, Georgia, Friday, Timber

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Speaker 2: the six all right, and then of course I let

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Speaker 2: y'all know the house party Comedy Dam is going down

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Speaker 2: in Colombia doob Cacaalacia. That's the Women's Empowerment House, part

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Speaker 2: of Comedy Town. The nephew is coming there and that

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Speaker 2: will be September twenty eight.

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next my strawberry

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Speaker 1: letter in the subject is my boyfriend can't tolerate much.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harty

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.