Speaker 1: We're good.
Speaker 2: Yeah you have to tell Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: called fanfare.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, cool.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Serial Killers. Hi everybody, this is our three
Speaker 2: hundredth episode. We made it, we did it. This is
Speaker 2: really cool, buddy, it is you know, we've been through
Speaker 2: a lot together, a lot ups and downs, highs and lows,
Speaker 2: vallins and outs. That's that was an episode of Chips,
Speaker 2: Peaks and Valleys. It was called Oh yeah, but here
Speaker 2: we are, buddy. Three hundred episodes of Serial Killers, wilds.
Speaker 2: I love your hat. I love your hat.
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to like touch hats? Don't pop the balloons?
Speaker 1: Okay, touch hats? Yay.
Speaker 2: Wonder Twin Powers activate what Yeah, the Wonder Twins everything
Speaker 2: your gleek, gleek, your gleek?
Speaker 1: What do you mean he's.
Speaker 2: From Wonder Twins. He's a little mooky. We talked about
Speaker 2: this like two hundredpisodes. Ah, you don't remember. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: hat is okay, no, no, no, no, we need hats.
Speaker 2: It's a party episode, okay, with it's a party. Look,
Speaker 2: I even made a sign. The balloon's blocking it. Look
Speaker 2: serial Killers three hundred, which is hysterical because it's just
Speaker 2: a piece of paper you cut and pasted over the
Speaker 2: But it's red though, yeah, it's red. So well, what
Speaker 2: did you want me to do? Have a special banner
Speaker 2: made up?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Look? Yeah? Wow? Did I just have a stroke? No,
Speaker 2: something's wrong now, oh god. What I was trying to
Speaker 2: say is, don't you know how long it took for
Speaker 2: us to get this one? Did you want me to
Speaker 2: order another one? That's what I was trying to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, it came out exactly like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: how Glacia?
Speaker 2: I think maybe I should see a doctor?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, Oh god, no, here we go.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I had a bull chat. This isn't labeled. You're right,
Speaker 2: You're right, So it's serial Killers. We're gonna eat cereal
Speaker 2: and is now fall, so it is time for the
Speaker 2: Fall episode. Wait, we don't have like birthday cereal birthday.
Speaker 2: We like celebration serial We've eaten them all. It's fall time,
Speaker 2: so our three hundredth episode is just fall. Yes, welcome
Speaker 2: to Fall with balloons and a sign.
Speaker 1: We're here at such a lame party.
Speaker 2: Well I don't. I don't have any birthday cereals. We're
Speaker 2: celebration or like the Mickey celebration Cereal but we've done
Speaker 2: it all. I know we did, but for someone who
Speaker 2: perfectly curates the episodes. You made our big three hundredth
Speaker 2: episode that started with fanfare, and I'm wearing a stupid
Speaker 2: hat and there's balloons behind me and a piece of
Speaker 2: paper that says three hundred on it. All I'm getting is, hey,
Speaker 2: here's apple spice cheerios. It already exists.
Speaker 1: I know, Like, there's nothing special about this.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, you can't play a song.
Speaker 1: Why there's you're just giving me plain old fall cereals.
Speaker 2: Well there there are no there's no birthday cereals that
Speaker 2: we haven't done.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's nothing celebratory.
Speaker 2: No, okay, isn't there like it isn't Andre three hundred?
Speaker 1: Somebody talk about a bad curing or until long? When
Speaker 1: I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Was it Andre three thousand?
Speaker 1: Andre three thousand?
Speaker 2: Oh so we got another like two thousand, seven hundred
Speaker 2: episodes before he could play him?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, Oh please, don't I have to No? No, no,
Speaker 2: not now, no, No, let me talk to him. No, no,
Speaker 2: I'm friends with him. I'll tell him. I get to
Speaker 2: call him back. Please text it? No, yeah, say Scotty
Speaker 2: and I I'll text him right now. It's okay. We're
Speaker 2: allowed to You're not allowed to not talk to him.
Speaker 1: It's fine, I need I should be.
Speaker 2: No, tell him ten minutes, I'll text him. It's all good.
Speaker 1: You don't need to text him.
Speaker 2: It's a very special episode, just like after school special.
Speaker 2: All right, so let's just get through it. Okay, here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 1: Oh what's cool is now you can see transcribe what
Speaker 1: the voicemail is.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, that's right. Yeah, you can do that for
Speaker 2: him later. All right.
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's so perfect.
Speaker 2: So a lot of the fall Pumpkin Spice cereals are back,
Speaker 2: you know, they're just a new boxes like the special
Speaker 2: O K. Pumpkin Spice is back. Yeah, and you're not
Speaker 2: even gonna pay attention. I am Pumpkin Spices back for
Speaker 2: our three hundred episode. Guess what, guys, here's a shocker
Speaker 2: Pumpkin Spice Cereal. You're such a jerk.
Speaker 1: I'm sure someone.
Speaker 2: That prides themselves on perfectly curating. I'm just saying this
Speaker 2: feels like, I don't know, should I brought a confetti cannon?
Speaker 1: Yes, confetti cereal something.
Speaker 2: There isn't any that we haven't done well friend, not
Speaker 2: that you know. I'm depressed and I don't even want
Speaker 2: to do any more cereals? Can you stop paying attention
Speaker 2: to that?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Okay, but there is one new pumpkin spice cereal. There
Speaker 2: might be others, but this is the one that I
Speaker 2: know of. Look, Buddy frosted Flakes, Pumpkin Spice frosted Flakes, Okay,
Speaker 2: limited edition.
Speaker 1: I mean I like the box I like the colors.
Speaker 1: It's a fun right.
Speaker 2: See. A bunch of people had sent me this and
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, just reintroduced new box work artwork, but no,
Speaker 2: this is actually new. Where was Tony that he has
Speaker 2: his nice little he's got his vest with the zipper.
Speaker 1: Can you get me home?
Speaker 2: Today?
Speaker 1: The celebration of our three hundred episodes?
Speaker 2: So he was looking at the leaves change up in
Speaker 2: Kenny Bumper, get a haircut today? Yes? You do? You
Speaker 2: sure do? What what that's supposed to mean? I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's a little crazy there. You almost
Speaker 2: took my eye out O your eye with the poky thing.
Speaker 1: With the pokey thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, could you imagine if we were actually brothers?
Speaker 1: You would have been dead.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say one of us would be dead.
Speaker 2: I hate pumpkin spice, but this smells nice. Okay, eal
Speaker 2: what I know pumpkin spice and frosted flakes. Knows it's
Speaker 2: making me like, really, just don't go tickled. They look
Speaker 2: like regular run of the mill frosted flakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the smell is pungent.
Speaker 2: It is very pungent. Three yummy reasons to love the season.
Speaker 2: They've got frosted many weeks. Pumpkin pie we've had that.
Speaker 2: They've got pumpkin spice, special k we've had that. We
Speaker 2: have this. Oh it's interesting, Yeah we have yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: check the website, pal, what's what the website serial KILLERSPC
Speaker 2: dot com. We go branding, thank you newman, And next
Speaker 2: week we might have some very exciting news for you.
Speaker 2: I know we keep telling you that, and it would
Speaker 2: have been perfect to have it this week, but you know,
Speaker 2: just the ink is not dry yet. The ink is
Speaker 2: not dry or even signed. All right, so here we go.
Speaker 1: Two.
Speaker 2: Three must say. I like it's quinchy frosted flakes. It's
Speaker 2: not quite as sweet as your regular frosted flakes. It's
Speaker 2: got the hint of pumpkin spice. That nutmeggi flavor, which
Speaker 2: I don't like, but for some reason, I.
Speaker 1: Like, it's not bad in this, but I taste more
Speaker 1: of just the pumpkin spice washes off very quickly and
Speaker 1: then you help with the frosted flake. So I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're really going into this thinking that you're getting
Speaker 1: like pumpkin spice flavored, eh, but it's so decent. I'll
Speaker 1: give Tony and his sweater vest of that or his vest.
Speaker 2: I'm giving it peeping vest. Yes, no, he's a peeper. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I say to Sawyer in the morning, go peepers.
Speaker 2: And then he I take him out in the morning.
Speaker 2: He looks at me at like four four o'clock in
Speaker 2: the morning. Cool, and he's like, what do you want
Speaker 2: me to do. I'm like, go peepers, poopers, gold peepers,
Speaker 2: and he peas and then he goes back in the house. Cool.
Speaker 2: He eats a little bit and he comes backside and
Speaker 2: goes poopers. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, that was a great story.
Speaker 2: Three balls, three balls in a spoon For me, I
Speaker 2: like it. It's not spectacular, it's not great, but it's
Speaker 2: pretty good. So three balls in a spoon, what.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're really good today. I'm gonna do three bowls. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's It's good, It's not great, all right.
Speaker 2: Now, this next cereal was sent into us by some
Speaker 2: big fans. They're actually little fans, but they're big little fans. Okay,
Speaker 2: so they sent us cereals. Gosh, darn it, frig sorry.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: These came from Wegmans. Oh, okay, this is a whole
Speaker 2: nice little letter, but I can't find it. But it
Speaker 2: was very sweet. But these came from this came from
Speaker 2: Natalie and Melissa.
Speaker 1: Let it be known, Mike, who's Matt?
Speaker 2: Matt?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saved your letter, Matt, and I put it
Speaker 1: in the box that you gave me special because I
Speaker 1: knew he'd lose it, and I wrote down exactly what
Speaker 1: you got me. So this way, when you put it
Speaker 1: in his little cereal vault, which is literally just this
Speaker 1: table or his weird shopping cart, that I would be
Speaker 1: able to look at it and remember what you got me.
Speaker 1: So I will be thanking you when we do them.
Speaker 2: So, Natalie and Melissa, thank you so much for the
Speaker 2: Wegman cereal Maple pcan crunch great. You can also say pecan,
Speaker 2: but I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm actually very excited for this one. I am gonna
Speaker 1: like it and I know it.
Speaker 2: See look it's this is very fall Also see the
Speaker 2: leaves with the changing colors.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, is that what fall is? Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know that. But you're about to hit me
Speaker 1: in the face with that.
Speaker 2: You already look like you have some damage there.
Speaker 1: Because I got a dermal stamp.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know what that is, but it sounds trendy.
Speaker 1: So it's a little needles that you put in your
Speaker 1: face on the college home.
Speaker 2: Oh I see. Why don't you go get some botox
Speaker 2: and stuff too?
Speaker 1: I don't want the boatox. Yeah, this is like a
Speaker 1: good one and I know what I'm using it for
Speaker 1: this It promotes hair growth.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, work really well. Also, I'm sorry what these
Speaker 2: are some nice flakes coming at me guns blazing today?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's see, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna like it. It has everything I want, maple, the pecan.
Speaker 2: It's got whole oat, whole oat clusters and corn flakes,
Speaker 2: cereal with pecans, and maple syrup made with whole grain.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say.
Speaker 1: The pieces sound very interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you don't have a Wegman's area. It's just
Speaker 2: it's a pretty it's a cool supermarket.
Speaker 1: They have the train.
Speaker 2: They all have a train. I think, right again, you
Speaker 2: can't ride on it though, it just goes around the store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's a small train.
Speaker 2: No, but you made it seem like it was a ride.
Speaker 1: I never did. I said, they have a train, and
Speaker 1: you're the one who goes. It's not a ride. No,
Speaker 1: you get go on the trains.
Speaker 2: Not what I said. I didn't say it's not a
Speaker 2: ride like that. Not like that. I didn't rude oh
Speaker 2: any By the way, today we're using two percent milk.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for this one ready.
Speaker 2: He's got clusters, it's got flakes, got pecans, the whole
Speaker 2: thing everything. I don't love peacans or pecans, but you know,
Speaker 2: we'll try it.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm.
Speaker 2: I thought the flakes would be better than they are.
Speaker 2: They're you know, rather block. Wow, the cluster, let me
Speaker 2: get a cluster. I don't really like this. It's not spectacular. No, sorry, girls,
Speaker 2: we love you. Yeah, but the surreal is not the best.
Speaker 1: I thought the flakes were going to be mapley.
Speaker 2: There's supposed to be. No, it's there's maple in the cluster.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: And there's like a whole pecans in here, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I can't find one. I just have a lot of granola.
Speaker 2: I'm giving it two bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give it two bowls in a spoon
Speaker 1: as well. This is very underwhelming. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Look, it's not the worst thing I've ever had.
Speaker 1: No, it's under whelming. And that's that's sad.
Speaker 2: At least I didn't spit it out and vomit. I
Speaker 2: ate it. I had two or three spoonfuls of it,
Speaker 2: So it's okay, moving on, Thank you girls. Should we
Speaker 2: take a break now.
Speaker 1: I'm sad. Why I really wanted that to be good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I like maple, I like pecam, I like granola.
Speaker 1: It has all the things that I like. But it
Speaker 1: was just so blah.
Speaker 2: It was I'm trying to find the Stevie Wonder song,
Speaker 2: but I can't find that. Like, there's nothing. I just
Speaker 2: I don't know, I can't find anything in here. Can
Speaker 2: we I know it's a pain in the butt, but
Speaker 2: can we like get the stupid man box back or
Speaker 2: it's so much easier it is, what's easier to push
Speaker 2: buttons for sounds and stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess you know what.
Speaker 2: I think I can make a button bar for this
Speaker 2: thing well and put all our stuff on it. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna try that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Dam where's the commercial at what eleven fifty seven?
Speaker 2: Don't you just look for the whole?
Speaker 1: No, it's not. The whole is like this on a timeline.
Speaker 1: There's nothing on it. Zoom out, zoom in this way.
Speaker 1: I could see it. When I zoom out and I
Speaker 1: look at the whole thing, it all mends together. Because
Speaker 1: you maybe took one second. I need at least five seconds.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sorry. We'll do that next time.
Speaker 1: No, because then it's just us awkwardly sitting here because
Speaker 1: we don't have ads on the.
Speaker 2: U escussally on the video. That's ye, the ads at
Speaker 2: the beginning, isn't there. Yeah, we made seven cents last week.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 1: Seven cents. Our YouTube revenue is all right? So this
Speaker 1: next serial, you imagine if we got a plaque at
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand, well, that's when we really would know
Speaker 1: we made it.
Speaker 2: That would be cool.
Speaker 1: We need like an actual camera for that, Like if
Speaker 1: we actually had an actual camera. That was like HD
Speaker 1: and people were watching it. And we also fixed this
Speaker 1: microphone so this way it wasn't in my face.
Speaker 2: And we had effects, and like, I can't do the effects.
Speaker 1: I do not have the I feel like.
Speaker 2: At the bottom where it's like click here next episode,
Speaker 2: this is coming up, and here's.
Speaker 1: What we have end screens. But I can't do that.
Speaker 1: It's too much for me. Oh yeah it is, okay.
Speaker 1: I would probably take me a solid day to just
Speaker 1: create one episode versus like twenty minutes. Maybe we can
Speaker 1: get an intern, Oh, a cereal intern? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, can we get a Serial Killers intern? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not kidding. Well, I don't someone that does great video
Speaker 2: production and effects and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But what are we paying?
Speaker 2: They get credit, they get college credit. Okay, I cant
Speaker 2: pay them in all the cereal we don't eat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sure everybody wants to get paid an old cereal
Speaker 2: and you're from your weird car. It's worth a lot
Speaker 2: more than twenty bucks an hour.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: It is if I give you four boxes of cereal, hello,
Speaker 2: that's well over twenty We just barter, okay, this next cereal. Now,
Speaker 2: pretend you're skipping through an apple orchard.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, right, so nice right apples, nice apple.
Speaker 1: I'm allergic. I'm having anaphylactic shots.
Speaker 2: It's not real apple though, you know. That's so then
Speaker 2: you go into the little gift shop into some cinnamon
Speaker 2: and cinnamon apple, m everything, everything, so that.
Speaker 1: This cereal right here, which you're using your foot to
Speaker 1: kick up.
Speaker 2: So it's another fake Apple Jackson. I saw it and
Speaker 2: it looked delicious. It's called apple Bits fromf from GF brand.
Speaker 1: What the heck is GF brand?
Speaker 2: Don't know, but it's now even better tasting. I'd like
Speaker 2: to know what it tasted like before. Where is it
Speaker 2: made in Mexico? Okay, yeah, it's not one of the
Speaker 2: cereals I brought back either. This one was important.
Speaker 1: Product of Mexico.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're able to see that you have good eyes.
Speaker 2: So they're the same color as apple Jackson. Okay, well
Speaker 2: not really. Actually there's a random Okay, there's randos in here.
Speaker 2: Look there's the there's like orange and green, but those
Speaker 2: are like blue and tan. That's not supposed to be
Speaker 2: because it's not even on the bob.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like blue raspberry.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it is. I think that there's
Speaker 2: something wrong with the cereal. But hey, what the hell.
Speaker 2: They don't have a product guarantee. It's just deal with it.
Speaker 2: It only costs a bucket a quarter and it's from Mexico,
Speaker 2: so whatever. The customer service line is literally just someone
Speaker 2: going white, no k C K cloud Okay, see all right,
Speaker 2: Like the colors are all a big mess. There's different
Speaker 2: colors and.
Speaker 1: It's all there's different colors like no.
Speaker 2: But there's not supposed to be those colors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like brown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's not past eight, it's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: So all right, apple bits, So these are gonna be
Speaker 2: your fake apple jacks. They got like a hint of cinnamon.
Speaker 2: They they smell like they smell like a fresh apple, actually,
Speaker 2: believe it or not, not even kidding.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling this is gonna put chemicals.
Speaker 2: Oho, here you go, one, two, three?
Speaker 1: Well do you only eat one?
Speaker 2: I eat two?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: They tastes like real apples, actually, nough apple bits.
Speaker 1: It tastes like sour apples.
Speaker 2: I kind of enjoy it, Actually I don't. I'm giving
Speaker 2: it three bowls. It's from a dollar.
Speaker 1: That chemical that's a legal in the United States now.
Speaker 2: No Dollar Tree. It's from Dollar Tree. That's where I
Speaker 2: got a GF ransom Dollar Tree. I give it three balls.
Speaker 2: It's actually it's weird that it has different colors that
Speaker 2: it's not supposed to have. And it's weird that it
Speaker 2: has the warning that consuming this product can expose you
Speaker 2: to chemicals including lead, including lead and I can't even
Speaker 2: read this all right, A krilla, a krylla mide.
Speaker 1: So it does have products that are gonna kill.
Speaker 2: Me, which I'm known to the State of California to
Speaker 2: cause cancer, birth effects, or other reproductive For more information
Speaker 2: goes through P sixty five Warnings dot ca A dot
Speaker 2: gov slash food love that for me, well, having any
Speaker 2: babies anytime soon?
Speaker 1: It cares yeah great, as centimonified, I'm gonna am. I
Speaker 1: gonna make it to episode three oh one find out
Speaker 1: next week on cereal killers.
Speaker 2: This box has been filled with ready to eat cereal
Speaker 2: according to the weight indicated.
Speaker 1: I did not like that it tastes like a sour apple.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get it two bowls.
Speaker 2: All right, three for me, two for Andrew. It does
Speaker 2: not taste like apple jacks. There's sour pieces in it,
Speaker 2: which I don't understand, don't belong there. I'm telling that
Speaker 2: I don't know where that blue one came from. But
Speaker 2: there's nothing blue about this cereal that ain't right. That's
Speaker 2: your cancer piece right there?
Speaker 1: Not a fan So anyway, yeah, no, thank you.
Speaker 2: I just I don't understand, like why why are all
Speaker 2: the foods at Dollar Tree have cancer wantings on them?
Speaker 1: Because California did that thing where they were like, hey
Speaker 1: we're gonna warn you now.
Speaker 2: But obviously they don't sell this. They don't sell cancer
Speaker 2: foods in any other store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: So like here here's a dollar and here's cancer, Like
Speaker 2: I don't understand so cheap foods that they shouldn't be
Speaker 2: allowed to sell that because people that shop in those stores,
Speaker 2: that need to shop in those stores. That ain't cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you should bring this up, just saying maybe
Speaker 1: just did they should do something with the food prices?
Speaker 2: Well? I don't know, but whatever, it's your cause. It
Speaker 2: was all right GF Good Good Food Brands, right, is
Speaker 2: that what a s answer? I don't Distributed and commercialized
Speaker 2: by GF Brands, Dallas, Texas Fun Okay, okay, Well, if
Speaker 2: you're listening to serial killers this has been our three
Speaker 2: hundredth episodes. Sorry, serial Killers. Yes, there's other one. There's
Speaker 2: bold chats, which makes it like five hundred episodes. I
Speaker 2: don't even know how many episodes total. We have that thing, right, Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can you go to the counter.
Speaker 1: I could.
Speaker 2: Don't you have the old like web counter? Remember that
Speaker 2: in the late nineties how many views click? And it
Speaker 2: was like a spinometer counter, the odometer.
Speaker 1: We could put that at the bottom of the serial
Speaker 1: Killers web page. That's way we could see how many
Speaker 1: people visit per day.
Speaker 2: I don't think enough people go there. Serial Killer's piece.
Speaker 2: He We don't make any money off of that. There's
Speaker 2: no ads, there's no Nothing's.
Speaker 1: Just so thankful to do that for us.
Speaker 2: Why do we get some ads on there? Okay, click clickbait?
Speaker 2: Google ads, get some clickbait? Yeah, maybe maybe GF Food
Speaker 2: wants to advertise, yeah, or brands. Anyway, thank you for
Speaker 2: listening to Serial Killers. We'll see you on Wednesday, hopefully
Speaker 2: with an all new bowl chat yes, where Andrew will
Speaker 2: make fun of me for some sickness that I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or some new ailmate. Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Until we see you, then say crunch.
Speaker 1: Andrew to another three hundred episodes. Okay, yay, Maybe next
Speaker 1: time you'll actually prepare for the episode.
Speaker 2: I prepared.
Speaker 1: It's fall, it's fall, it's fall now, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Some celebration for the next day. There's no celebrating four hundred.
Speaker 1: We got to celebrate, okay, five hundred will celebrate Okay. Cool.
Speaker 1: So yeah, bye,