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Speaker 2: If you know real Kevin Hart, please stand up.

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Speaker 1: Can't tell me he's standing, but I think he's in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all my life, grinding all my life, sacrifice, hustle

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Speaker 3: bat prison, one slice, got the bronc geiswatte all my life.

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Speaker 3: I'p be grinding all my life, all my life, grinning

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Speaker 3: all my life, sacrifice, hustle, bag price, one slice, doctor

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Speaker 3: brodet Geist.

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Speaker 1: The swatch.

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Speaker 3: All my life, I've been grinding all my life.

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Speaker 4: Hello, welcome to another episode of Club Shasha. I am

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Speaker 4: your host, Shannon Sharp. I'm also the propriud of Club

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Speaker 4: Sha Sha, stopping by for conversation on the drink today

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Speaker 4: if one of today's top stand up comedians. Jerry Seinfeld

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Speaker 4: called him one of the best comics. He's fearless and

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Speaker 4: have a rapid fire punchlines. He sells out clubs and

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Speaker 4: theaters across the country. He tours internationally. Every time he

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Speaker 4: drops a special. It's in the top ten on Netflix.

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Speaker 4: He's a popular podcast host, prolific writer, expert trash talker, maverick,

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Speaker 4: an actor and entrepreneur. Like he says on stage, it's

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Speaker 4: just comedy. Please welcome Kevin Hart. Excuse me, I mean

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Speaker 4: Mark Norman the club.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's an honor.

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Speaker 2: How you doing, bro good Man?

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Speaker 1: Wow, that was amazing. I wish you were my dad.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know any of that stuff, so that was

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Speaker 1: very nice. Thank you.

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Speaker 4: You say on every set you said you're Kevin Hart

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Speaker 4: at the end of everything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what I mean? Did it started? How did that start?

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Speaker 1: Well? First of all, we drinking, kay, I had a

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Speaker 4: Then and we're gonna talk about the Netflix special. Okay,

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Speaker 4: please we'll get there. Hey, hey, mazel Tov, yes, uh

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Speaker 4: what do you guys say? You're Muslim?

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Speaker 2: Right? Uh, I'm in the reserves.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I eat pork once a month, two times out year.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I eat ass. All right, this is good stuff.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: So how did how did the I'm Kevin Heart? How

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Speaker 1: Sorry? Yeah? So, uh I used to bomb quite a bit,

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Speaker 1: you know, I tried crazy material, offensive material, and crowds

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to say my real name after the set.

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Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, you've heard of him, and you have these

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Speaker 1: and it was just me so yeah, and it just stuck.

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Speaker 1: I did on tonight's show. I did it on Netflix.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever have you ever have cav ever approach

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Speaker 4: But they couldn't tell you apart. Yeah, yeah, real Kevin Heart,

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Speaker 1: Well, it's my second hour on Netflix. I shot it

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Speaker 2: When how long does it take you to perfect the set?

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Speaker 4: So when you start telling, So when you start telling,

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Speaker 2: I mean it might be a pre MEI. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: About that, But I definitely premature myself in the bedroom.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you're from New.

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Speaker 4: all the musicians, especially jazz musicians, Harry Conic, Juniors, the Marcella's,

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Speaker 4: What is it about New Orleans that the magicians are

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Speaker 2: Cash money, Yeah, you got, Julie, you got all BG dirt.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a it's the most unique city in America.

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Speaker 1: Had to get out the ceiling is? It's Kevin Hart level?

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Speaker 1: That was a beautiful thing. He's the king of New

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Speaker 1: In the streets, drinking. We used to steal a couch

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Speaker 1: And you know, it's a beautiful thing. It goes all

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Speaker 4: So he turned out to be kind of like your

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, my parents are the most open minded, ex

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Speaker 4: But people got to realize they underestimated because oh, you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, he went in for the surgery

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Speaker 4: So when you got that news, because clearly you were close.

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Speaker 4: I mean he got your bicycle back. Yeah, he taught

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Speaker 2: So did he?

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Speaker 4: Was it him that taught you how to talk trash to do?

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Speaker 4: Because we're like look, we we we like to bag

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Speaker 4: We bag on each other homeboy brother. So it doesn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah? That and in public school. I went to public school,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was very different. It went from hearing

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Speaker 2: Down to I like that. That was that was good?

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Speaker 1: Is that your sister? All right? So well, it was

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Speaker 4: But you've said that private school kids are probably more

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The drugs crazy, a lot of coke, a lot

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Speaker 4: You know, you mentioned the house that your your parents

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Speaker 1: Uh? No, I would have killed for a ghost. It was.

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Speaker 1: We had this alarm system that would go off, and

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Speaker 2: But you know, ghost and seances all that stuff is

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Speaker 1: Norm that's true, we're a big voodoo tab. But I

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Speaker 4: You said your family moved away, moved out of that neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: When someone broke into your home and tied your fan.

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Speaker 1: a Marty gro parade. Two guys broken knocked on the door.

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Speaker 1: My dad answered, gun held him down, tied him up

437
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Speaker 1: with his own neck ties, and then tied up my

438
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Speaker 1: mom and then tied up my brother. Took all the stuff,

439
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Speaker 1: all the jewelry, all the credit cards, stole the cars

440
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Speaker 1: and after that we were like, we're out of here.

441
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Speaker 2: Left.

442
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I showed up and there was like eight

443
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Speaker 1: cop cars at the house. Siren's going, you know, light's going.

444
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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, my parents are dead.

445
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Speaker 1: And I saw my mom crying and my dad's talking

446
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Speaker 1: to the police. And that was it.

447
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Speaker 4: Was that a common thing. Somebody knocks on the door.

448
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Speaker 4: You just opened the door, like, you don't ask who

449
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Speaker 4: it is.

450
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Speaker 1: I don't know was there not.

451
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Speaker 2: I guess there were peoples back there were there.

452
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Speaker 1: People, no peopoles, and I think, you know, again, my

453
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Speaker 1: parents are very like this guy, maybe he needs help.

454
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Speaker 1: And then they opened the door and boom.

455
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Speaker 2: Was that the first time you guys had ever been robbed?

456
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Speaker 1: No? No, we got robbed all the time, but that

457
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Speaker 1: was the first time they were home a home invasion?

458
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Speaker 1: You know, there was actual but I I saw a guy.

459
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Speaker 1: I would see a guy run out of my backyard

460
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Speaker 1: with like a TV under his arm or something. I

461
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Speaker 1: saw that every now and then.

462
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Speaker 2: You didn't chase me trying to get him back.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I was. He was a real big guy. I

464
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Speaker 1: was nine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let him have it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The first week we moved there, a kid knocked

467
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Speaker 1: on my door and he goes, you got a Nintendo

468
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Speaker 1: And I said yeah, and he goes, hey, I got

469
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Speaker 1: these games. You want to trade games that we don't

470
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Speaker 1: have to go to Blockbuster. We can just trade games.

471
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Speaker 1: I said, sure, I'm making a new friend.

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Speaker 2: Boy.

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Speaker 1: What a gullible douche I was. And then he was like,

474
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Speaker 1: all right, here you go. Here's my two games. And

475
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Speaker 1: I gave him my two games. I get him excite

476
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Speaker 1: bike and whatever, and he was like all right, great.

477
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Speaker 1: Never saw him again. His games didn't work. I know,

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Speaker 1: I got to help.

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Speaker 2: In the bed?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, well how'd you know all this?

504
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Speaker 4: Because and you know, they say, there's a real serious

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Speaker 4: issue if you have those kind of problems after the

506
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Speaker 4: age of seven, so you have it in your teenage years,

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Speaker 4: there is really some things going on internally that you

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Speaker 4: had to deal with.

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Speaker 1: Yea, this is therapy, man, this is crazy. Holy shit.

510
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Speaker 1: I've never seen a therapist in full Lulu Levin, but

511
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Speaker 1: I'll take it. Uh yeah, yeah, bed weather up till

512
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Speaker 1: like fourteen, and then I was kind of an alcoholic

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Speaker 1: for a while, and then it would come out again.

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Speaker 1: So I can't tell you I peede on more women

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Speaker 1: than R.

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Speaker 2: Kelly. So hold on now.

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Speaker 4: Normally, if you have in our community, they might let

518
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Speaker 4: that thing go to you about three maybe fouries.

519
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Speaker 2: After that it'll be some problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bad. I mean sleepovers. I would stay

521
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Speaker 1: up all night because I was too scared to wet

522
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Speaker 1: the bed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

524
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Speaker 1: Yeah, And my dad tried all these old school remedies,

525
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Speaker 1: like all right, no liquids after six, so eight o'clock,

526
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Speaker 1: I'm eating Dorito's, like you know, I'm so dry. And

527
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Speaker 1: then we bought this buzzer that would clip to your

528
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Speaker 1: your waist and when it felt moisture, it would beep

529
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Speaker 1: to wake you up, and I shorted out. I pissed

530
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Speaker 1: all of it, so I had to just ride it out.

531
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Speaker 2: So what did did they get to the root of

532
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Speaker 2: what was causing it?

533
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Speaker 1: I think you're I think it was the trauma because

534
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Speaker 1: it stopped when we moved.

535
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Speaker 2: Really.

536
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so the brain is a mad scientist.

537
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Speaker 2: Your parents never disciplined you because of that.

538
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Speaker 1: Not disciplined, more like they tried to remedy it, but

539
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Speaker 1: it never really took. You say, I don't know what,

540
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Speaker 1: are they gonna beat my ass from? Yah?

541
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly. That's exactly.

542
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Speaker 1: It's like I don't start shooting the bed worse.

543
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Speaker 4: Because there sometimes the buck cut and charged. Your memory

544
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Speaker 4: was I was told to take the trash out. That's

545
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Speaker 4: why I'm getting right right. Yeah, but it wasn't intentional.

546
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Speaker 4: I mean I would just wake up in a pool

547
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Speaker 4: a yearine.

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Speaker 1: You would get drunk hold on later in life, yeah, yeah.

549
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Speaker 2: But I'm saying you would peel on the women's on

550
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Speaker 2: the couch.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I'd wake up next to like a one

552
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Speaker 1: night stand or something in college, and I'd piss all

553
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Speaker 1: over and then she'd wake up and I'd be like,

554
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Speaker 1: what'd you do? Oh well, I had to get out

555
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Speaker 1: of it somehow. They all knew, but I tried.

556
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Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, were you you? Were you embarrassed?

557
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Speaker 1: Of course, it's the worst feeling in the world. You're

558
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: disappointment at night than in the morning. So yeah, it was.

559
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Speaker 1: Those are rough times. But I always bought flowers or

560
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Speaker 1: paid for their dry cleaning or something.

561
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Speaker 4: Obviously, being in a predominantly black neighborhood. There's probably a

562
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Speaker 4: chance that you probably dated outside of your race.

563
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Speaker 1: Well I did later. I did later. At the time,

564
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Speaker 1: I was too young and too scared to approach a woman,

565
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Speaker 1: you know. That was those years were kind of like

566
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Speaker 1: the five to thirteen. So I was still nerdy and scared.

567
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Speaker 1: But later I did, and I learned you don't pull

568
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Speaker 1: the hair. I did that with the white women. Love

569
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Speaker 1: the hair pulling, yeah, yeah, but now the braids, it

570
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Speaker 1: was it was.

571
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Speaker 2: A mistake that cost too much.

572
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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is what I want to know somebody that does,

573
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Speaker 4: because I've had Gary Owen and.

574
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Speaker 1: I've asked him, funny guy.

575
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Speaker 4: Yes, what's the difference because that women ask us all

576
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Speaker 4: the time the men. Yeah, from someone that's caucasion, sure, sure,

577
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Speaker 4: I don't know, you can notice that.

578
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Speaker 1: Ghosts whatever.

579
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Speaker 4: What what what is the major difference that you would

580
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Speaker 4: say between the.

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Speaker 1: Two, I would say it's one word gyration. I think

582
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Speaker 1: a black onte on top can do a hip thing

583
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Speaker 1: that that white guys aren't ready for, at least I wasn't.

584
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Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, you kind of go spaz out

585
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Speaker 1: on there like like Trump doing the guy. But yeah,

586
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Speaker 1: the gyration is unreal and uh. I think with a

587
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Speaker 1: with a white guy, we do most of the dominating

588
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Speaker 1: and the white world white woman submits.

589
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Speaker 2: Right.

590
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Speaker 1: I felt like I was submitting with the black lady,

591
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Speaker 1: like she was working me, which I loved.

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Speaker 4: closer on the couch and boom it's on. Now in

596
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Speaker 2: Now, you ain't hard.

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Speaker 4: For thirty six hours, let's get that straight. But when

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Speaker 4: stay confident, stay ready, and let them sparks fly when

619
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Speaker 4: the moment is right. What was your approach because obviously

620
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Speaker 4: you approach I mean, did you approach the same with like, Hey,

621
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Speaker 4: my name is Mark, How you doing? I find you attractive?

622
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Speaker 4: I was wondering if I can get your number, can

623
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Speaker 4: I take you out? That was before email? That was

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Speaker 4: before I g Can I get you?

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Speaker 2: You know all that? So how give me your speech?

626
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Speaker 1: Well? I found that I had to have some rapport.

627
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: I couldn't just go up cold because I'm too white

628
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: and nerdy and whatever. So I had to I needed school,

629
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Speaker 1: like maybe get a crowd laughing and then say something.

630
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Speaker 1: And I find that a little ball busty for the

631
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Speaker 1: black one.

632
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Speaker 4: Little yeah, they gotta be funny women like women like funny.

633
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Speaker 1: Yes, I was gonna say nag, but I got nervous.

634
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, so I think a little little pokey, you know,

635
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: with the black women. I think it goes a long way.

636
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Speaker 4: You learned about anemia iron deficiency in dating black women,

637
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 4: because that's something that's really I think it's only in

638
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Speaker 4: our community.

639
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Speaker 1: I know my ex girlfriend had a I mean, should

640
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Speaker 1: have eat iron pills. Yeah, I didn't know that was

641
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Speaker 1: a black thing.

642
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 4: Yeah really yeah, huh, it's really I mean, but I'm

643
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 4: almost pretty certain I've never heard of a white person

644
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Speaker 4: suffering from anemia.

645
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Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, well she was pretty white trash. I

646
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: don't know if that olmes my ex. She had a

647
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Speaker 1: lot of problems.

648
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 4: Before you got married with it. Was it hard? Was

649
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 4: it hard dating? Because like, you're on the road and

650
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Speaker 4: it's not in that time. I don't know how prevalent

651
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Speaker 4: it is to take your your significant other on the

652
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Speaker 4: road with you because you're doing you know, you're up

653
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Speaker 4: all time of the night and you're like this city

654
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Speaker 4: and then you drive it to the next town or

655
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Speaker 4: how are you getting there?

656
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,959
Speaker 2: So how was dating before you got married?

657
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: Well, I dated a girl, a high school sweetheart, all

658
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: the way into college, so I'm talking ten to eleven years.

659
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

660
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: Then I moved to New York do comedy. She came

661
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: with me, and it eventually faded out because I was

662
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: so obsessed with comedy and I didn't want to go

663
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: on dates and I was just you know, women like

664
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: the nighttime, they want dinner, they want to show and

665
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: comedies all night. Yes, so want to sleep during the date? Yeah, exactly.

666
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: So it really killed the relationship. We're still friends. But

667
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: I once I got out of that, I was like,

668
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: all right, no more dating. I'm going all in on

669
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: comedy and maybe I'll get laid on the road, right,

670
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: And that was a lot of fun and I had

671
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: a good time. But then I met my wife at

672
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: a show and she changed. She best thing ever happened

673
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: to me. Great, great gal. I always feel like men

674
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: are like a horse, you know, you see those old

675
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: movies We got to break the horse a wild stallion.

676
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: Some guy can like pet its forehead and give it

677
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: a carrot. That's what women do for us. And I

678
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: feel like she was she was that for me. And

679
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: she's funny, she's cool, she gets it, she understands the lifestyle.

680
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: I come home with a big check, she's happy. We

681
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: have a baby now. So I'm a lucky guy with her.

682
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 4: So and you say, she saw you had a show

683
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 4: in New York? Was she dead with girlfriends? Was she

684
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 4: deal with someone else?

685
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: She was actually with a date?

686
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 2: Ah Man, Camo Mark, how'd you do that?

687
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: Well? I had a good set, and I don't think

688
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,959
Speaker 1: she liked the guy, and then she DM me out

689
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: after you. So I feel sorry, sir, whoever that was. Yeah,

690
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: it was Kevin Hart.

691
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 2: I mean really that really, it really happened.

692
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: Really.

693
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 4: I mean I was saying it, you know, tongy cheek,

694
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 4: being like, oh, well, she there with someone else. So

695
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 4: she came with some girlfriends and you like confired, like, no,

696
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 4: she was there on the date.

697
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: Yes, she was there on a date.

698
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: You didn't feel bad?

699
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't know. I didn't know till I just

700
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 1: was doing my set and then I got off and

701
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: I saw a d M about an hour later, and

702
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: I said, let's get a drink tonight and she blew

703
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: off Joe Schmoe and hit me up.

704
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, and yeah.

705
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: The rest is history.

706
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 4: Before you got bad, you said it was hard to

707
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 4: date for someone for a man that's under six foot tall.

708
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: Yes, why, well, women like a tall man.

709
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 2: What are you?

710
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: Six two six three? Yeah, women like a big, big,

711
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: burly guy.

712
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 2: But when you stayed on the paychecks, you about six.

713
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: But you don't have the paychecks till late. Okay, you know,

714
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: so I had to stand on funny stand on jokes

715
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: or whatever. And uh, you know, when I was on

716
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: tender back in the day, it would be like nothing,

717
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: no one under six feet, no guy under six feet.

718
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: So I would always say I'm growing as a person,

719
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: you know. But I think it's you know, women like

720
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: tall guy, men like big chest or small waist or

721
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: fat ass. So you know it just men and women

722
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: have their preferences.

723
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 4: So did that limit you in the dating pool because

724
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 4: you thought, okay, maybe, I mean I like her, I

725
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 4: think she's attractive, but she's like five ten, and I

726
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 4: mean we kind of like looking eye to eye. I

727
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 4: don't know if you gonna really be feeling me, like.

728
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, some girls are cool enough that they let it slide.

729
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: But I'd say ninety percent of women have to have

730
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: a tall guy.

731
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 4: Would you be okay? Would you be okay? I don't

732
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 4: know if your wife your wife taller than you are.

733
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm five ten, she's five four.

734
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 4: Okay, could you have could you have married someone Let's

735
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 4: say you five to ten, she's six foot.

736
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: I could do it, but it I mean the heels

737
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: would be tough.

738
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, because with heels you're gonna be about you're gonna

739
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 4: be six four.

740
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, at least six three exactly.

741
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 2: But she got to be in flats all the time.

742
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, at that point, I would go just trans give

743
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: me a nenis.

744
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 2: Uh.

745
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 4: You once got dumped because you weren't women didn't. She

746
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 4: didn't feel you at view you as manly enough. What's

747
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 4: manly enough?

748
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I'm a pretty Uh. I just like

749
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: to go with the flow. You know these guys who

750
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: want to drive or they want to grill. Yeah, I'm

751
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: not one of those guys. You want a grill, go grill,

752
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: I'll hang back, I'll drink a beer. So I think

753
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: women want that guy, they want to take charge guy,

754
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't want to take charge. I'm lazy.

755
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: You go whatever you want to do, I'll do it.

756
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: You know, women like a guy. Here's what we're going

757
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: on the date, like, be decisive exactly.

758
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 4: Okay, we're going there, I'm gonna pick you up, or

759
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 4: we're gonna car gonna pick us up at this time,

760
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 4: and we're gonna go to this restaurant. And you know,

761
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 4: I know this is your favorite. I asked, y, they'd

762
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 4: like a man to take charge.

763
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: Yes, then I don't care. I don't want to be

764
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: on the date anyway. Really, so I'm like, ah, yeah,

765
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do, this is for you, it's

766
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: for me. So when women are like, well, wall, you

767
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: gotta take charge, I'm like, but I even want to

768
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: be here. I'm trying to trying to get laid. I

769
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: don't want to go to dinner.

770
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 4: So your profile, So what what did you put on

771
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 4: your profile? What was Mark's profile? Someone under six foot tall?

772
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: I said, sorry, I'm not six feet but I'll make

773
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: it up to you. I'll go down on you. I

774
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: said something like that. I kept it funny and light.

775
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: But I think a lot of girls are like, oh,

776
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: at least he's aware he's being silly, and my tender

777
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: profile was me with Conan, me with Fallon, me with Colbert,

778
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: and me with Cordon because I had done all these

779
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: late nights, so I was like, this is my tits.

780
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: You know, I'm just going right to.

781
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 2: The point so quality.

782
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 4: So you know, women say they want a man to

783
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 4: take charge, and so when you take charge, then all

784
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 4: of a sudden, well they don't want to go there.

785
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 4: They don't want to do this. But you said you

786
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 4: wanted me to take charge, and this is what I

787
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 4: took charge, and this is what I came up with.

788
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 4: So now you're not happy that we're here and it's a.

789
00:33:54,840 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: Problem, Well, welcome to women. They're tough not to crack. Yeah,

790
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: it's the dating world. I mean I had a good time,

791
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: but it was a lot of work. I mean these

792
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: guys on the apps that they spend all day and

793
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: all night flipping through that shit. And I think we

794
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: live in a world we have too many options. Yes,

795
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: you know, like we used to meet the girl next

796
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: door and now you're like, she's not looking porn. I

797
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: got my pants around my ankles. I'm like, she's not perfect.

798
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: What's up with this house? Where's the wheelchairs? You know,

799
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to find this perfect scenario and then

800
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: I end up never finishing, you know, and I think

801
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: we have that that's where the dating scene is off.

802
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 4: I definitely think there's too much access because, like you said,

803
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 4: it used to be if you didn't see this girl

804
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 4: at your college, at your high school or at the mall,

805
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 4: you couldn't You didn't know what somebody was doing in California,

806
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 4: what somebody was doing in Miami. Yes, she was in

807
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 4: California or Miami. Now you can be sitting on your

808
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 4: couch in Georgia and you can find out what somebody

809
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 4: doing in Kansas.

810
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 2: Right, Hawaii or overseas.

811
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: Yes. So I do think is too much access too,

812
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: and you start going maybe there's something better, something better,

813
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: and nobody wants to settle, and now no one's together.

814
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 2: When did you know that your wife with the one?

815
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: Well, uh, you know what, she was so cool, she

816
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: was so funny.

817
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: You know.

818
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're hanging out with the guys and you're like

819
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: this is nice and easy, yeah, and then you hang

820
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: out with a girl and you're like, you have to

821
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: tone it down a little. You can't be as a reverend,

822
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: you can't be as dirty. You can't with her, I

823
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: can do I can be you could be you, you

824
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: can be Mark, I can be completely myself and uh,

825
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: you feel that You're like, man, it's so much, so

826
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: easy hanging out with her. We have a good time.

827
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: We laugh the whole You're like, I'm hanging out one

828
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: at the homies. Yeah, with great body and a pretty face.

829
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: And she's really funny. She makes me laugh and she

830
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: she's a good critical thinker, Like I feel like, uh,

831
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 1: you know, we have a lot of narratives. Now, hey,

832
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: you gotta believe this, you gotta think that you gotta

833
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: vote this way or think that way. She's like, I

834
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 1: don't know about that. That's bullshit. What this feels off?

835
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: And uh, I like that in a woman, she can

836
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: see through the bullshit.

837
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 4: Right, did you realize that you weren't gonna be a

838
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 4: serial data that you was? You was a one woman.

839
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 4: You was a one woman's man. And I need to

840
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 4: find somebody in order for me to get to where

841
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 4: I need to be. I can't be out here looking

842
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 4: for somebody in Miami or on the road to this

843
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 4: or that. I didn't find a wife.

844
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I did. I saw Bill Burr and he

845
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: had a baby, which no one saw coming. He was

846
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: like a real single guy, you know, and he has

847
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: jokes and his old lettermans, I'll never get married. What's

848
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: the point of marriage? Is still stupid? And he said

849
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: he had a kid, and he goes, I gotta tell you,

850
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: I wish I did this ten years earlier, and that

851
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: like hit me, and I was kind of I was

852
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 1: like thirty eight, thirty nine. I was like, I'm gonna

853
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: be forty soon. And he start thinking about it and

854
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: you're like, kids are a lot of work and a

855
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: lot of money, but I should do it, and uh,

856
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: clock's ticking and I'm not getting any younger. And I

857
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: can still live my life with a kid, right, And

858
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: so now we have a kid, and he went and

859
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,919
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with it, and I want to have another one.

860
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 2: You want more? Oh, you want more?

861
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: I'd like to have two.

862
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 2: So do you come from a big family?

863
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: No, just me and a brother.

864
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 2: You and a brother. So you're going to do at

865
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,479
Speaker 2: least two? Maybe three? Two?

866
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: Two? You got three?

867
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 2: Right? I got three?

868
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? How do you like it?

869
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 2: My kids are grown? My kids really? Yeah? Oh wow?

870
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 2: I got started early.

871
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: What So how old were you with for the first

872
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: one twenty four. Whoa that was scary.

873
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

874
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, because my twenties I was still an idiot. I

875
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: was climbing up the walls are good for you?

876
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 4: Can you be honest? Can you be honest with your wife?

877
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 4: Because if she asked you, what, honey, how did this look?

878
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 4: Can you say, babe, that don't look good on you?

879
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 4: I can, yeah, that's cause you know that that like,

880
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 4: sometimes you can't be honest.

881
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 1: Of course. And I don't understand those women, do I

882
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 1: like fat in this? I'm like, of course you do.

883
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: That's why you're asking. And if you can't take the truth,

884
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 1: don't ask me, right. I never understood that about women.

885
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 2: So where'd you take your wife on the first day?

886
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, we met at a I had shows that night.

887
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't meet it till eleven. She

888
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: was like, all right, that's cool. But she knew I

889
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: was a comedian, so she got it. And all her

890
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: friends were like, don't go out with this guy. That's

891
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: a that's a he doesn't like you. He's just trying

892
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: to get laid. No guy wants to meet at eleven

893
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 1: unless he's trying to hook up. And I was, but

894
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: I met her at eleven, and she was cool enough

895
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 1: to meet me, and we had a great time. We

896
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: made out, and I don't know if I'm supposed to

897
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: say this, but I walked her back to her apartment

898
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: in the East Village of Manhattan, and she said, I

899
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: would invite you up, but I just got my IUD

900
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: put in and it's a little still a little raw.

901
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 1: So I was like, no problem, and then we met again.

902
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 2: I see you tomorrow.

903
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I remember thinking, I ud, hey, this girl

904
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: just down to clown.

905
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 4: So first date, are you old school like I got

906
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 4: all of this? Or are you fifty to fifty?

907
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: I'm old school. I pay for everything. I pay for

908
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: the whole hooker. No, yeah, I definitely.

909
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 4: Uh god, that's a big thing. Now, that's a big thing.

910
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 4: That's a big thing.

911
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 2: Now.

912
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 1: Well, women are full of shit with that equality stuff,

913
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: are they. Well, they want they want equality, but they

914
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: also want the perks. Yes, you know, and uh, by

915
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: the way, ladies want equality, how about start complimenting us that.

916
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: I feel like that's not fifty to fifty. A woman

917
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: walks in with a new haircut, you don't notice it.

918
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: You're in trouble, right, I've never gotten accompting for a

919
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: woman of my life. Where's that equality?

920
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 2: Just saying red flags? What's what's the red flag?

921
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 4: Clearly, clearly your wife didn't display any red flags.

922
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: Wow, uh, I think for I think when they see

923
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: as at ATM, that's a big red flag.

924
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 2: Let's see, did your wife have your wife with working

925
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 2: when you met her?

926
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? Still working?

927
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 2: Oh, she's still working.

928
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: I keep trying to get her to quit, but she

929
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: won't quit. She's a drug dealer. But no, I keep

930
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: trying to get her to quit. But she she likes

931
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: having a job, she likes having her money. So I'm

932
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: not complaining.

933
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 2: You like that?

934
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's nice. I mean it's a little hard

935
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: with the kid because we both work, right, But I

936
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 1: like that she wants to work, she's ambitious, she's got

937
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 1: a she's got a purse, she wants to buy. She

938
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 1: doesn't bug me about it. She just has her own money.

939
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

940
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,919
Speaker 4: But how but how does that work? Because, like you said,

941
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 4: you're on the road, your tour comedian, So you're gone.

942
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 4: You're probably gone, what two hundred days a year?

943
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 2: Man?

944
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: More than that?

945
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 2: Two fifty yeah, so two fifty out of three sixty five?

946
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

947
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 2: Does she ever. Does the wife and the baby ever

948
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 2: come on the road with.

949
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: You every now and then? Yeah, the baby's so little

950
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: that it's harder. But I took her on the road

951
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: a few times, and it's not what she thought. You know,

952
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 1: Like I'm going to Miami for a gig. She's like, Miami,

953
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: I want to go to Miami, and I'm like, all right,

954
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: come on by, and then we do. I have a

955
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: show at seven, then a show at nine, and she's like, oh,

956
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: I want to go out to dinner. I want to

957
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: see the show. And I'm like, but I'm working. I

958
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: think she heard Miami, but she didn't realize it does work.

959
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 4: So Miami is really like for you, I'm going to

960
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 4: do a job a s So the dinner is not

961
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 4: happening exactly. And so by the time I get off

962
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 4: for the second show, it's gonna be midnight.

963
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: You're probably not gonna want to go eat exactly. You know,

964
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: women like a comic until it's comedy time. You know,

965
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: it's like a doctor. Okay, I'm dating a doctor. Then

966
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: get the beeper, beep beep, I gotta go.

967
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,479
Speaker 4: You say, there's a double standard from when a man's

968
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 4: least with a lot of women versus one. A woman's

969
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 4: a lot of men.

970
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, did I say that?

971
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

972
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Well I do think women get get over

973
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: with the whole slut thing. Yeah, you know, and uh, well,

974
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: men are such such weirdos because we're like, oh, I

975
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: want to I want a girl who's classy and not

976
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: low body count. But then then they're like, how this

977
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 1: girl won't put out? So we we want it both

978
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: ways too, you know. So I do think we got

979
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: to let women around if they want to around. I

980
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: think some women are forcing it too. Someone were like,

981
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm just like a guy, and then they you don't

982
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: call him back and they get mad.

983
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 2: But question is.

984
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 4: That some guys like, well I want to know how

985
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 4: many guys she slept with. She's probably not gonna be

986
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 4: honest with you on that count. And then if it's

987
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 4: somebody somebody famous, another famous comedian, another athlete or something,

988
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 4: would be tough if your if your wife had dated

989
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 4: another comedian, that would be tough for you.

990
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because I know so many comedians. I know

991
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: most of the community, so I would just be picturing them.

992
00:41:55,040 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: Bang athlete, you're an athlete that if I knew another athlete,

993
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 1: my wife before me. Oh my god, because a comedian,

994
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not gonna do much damage. You know,

995
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: Gilbert Godfreed is not gonna get her off. But Michael

996
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: Vick or Bledsoe or Kevin Durant, you know, now we

997
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: got a problem.

998
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 4: So you didn't you didn't ask you like, hey, so

999
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 4: how did you so? How did you get to the

1000
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 4: point to say, you know what? I think this is

1001
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 4: the one? How long did you date before you pop

1002
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 4: the question?

1003
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: Ooh, good question.

1004
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 2: I think.

1005
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 1: Well, she was pushing for it. Oh yeah, oh yeah,

1006
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: she knew, she knew quick. Women have a good intuition.

1007
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: But I was I was resisting. I always say men

1008
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: push for sex, women push for commitment and marriage. Is

1009
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: there anal you know, like I finally got it? Yeah,

1010
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: and you get new sheets? But yeah, so she she

1011
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: pushed it pretty hard. But I think we got married

1012
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: seven years.

1013
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 4: In seven Yeah, how about you gonna say seven months?

1014
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: No? No, I resisted. I was scared. I'm scared of commitment.

1015
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm an avoidant person. I run from things.

1016
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 4: Wow, you say women are superheroes. They had to give babies,

1017
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 4: they have a cycle once a month, they have so

1018
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 4: I mean, they have so much going on. And I

1019
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 4: see people from time to time that they put that

1020
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 4: machine on a guy and like contraction when a woman. Yeah,

1021
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 4: so what makes you think obviously, I mean to push

1022
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 4: a watermelon out that size?

1023
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 1: It's always But no, well that the childbirth. Women have

1024
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: a higher threshold for pain. Absolutely, women, they live longer

1025
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: than men. Uh, they can do that crazy ship where

1026
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 1: a baby's under a car. They can lift the car.

1027
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:54,720
Speaker 1: So I think women are are we have more stress though, sure,

1028
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: I agree with that, but they can multitask. They have

1029
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: a lot of abilities that I feel like they. I

1030
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: feel like women should be more proud of those things.

1031
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: You know, women are always I want to be this,

1032
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,919
Speaker 1: I want to be that. And it's like that's like, guys, shit,

1033
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 1: why aren't you proud of your shit?

1034
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 2: Right?

1035
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: You keep trying to not be a woman, you know,

1036
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: And now I'm gonna get in trouble because.

1037
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are all right.

1038
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not like women can do whatever they want.

1039
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 1: But I feel like women aren't proud of.

1040
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 2: The things that they do and they do really well.

1041
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: They're natural gifts, you know. They keep trying to have

1042
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: these other gifts and I'm like, but you have amazing

1043
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: gifts that you don't even acknowledge, you do.

1044
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 4: You feel that they feel that what I'm really good

1045
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 4: at goes unnoticing. But if I can do some things

1046
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 4: that a man a man does, maybe now you would

1047
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 4: take me more serious when we take you serious, because

1048
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 4: we understand what you're doing.

1049
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 2: Yes, for to keep the house.

1050
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 4: And to keep the kids, and to go pick the

1051
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 4: kids up when we're on the road, and to do

1052
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 4: all of that. Yeah, yeah, after doing it for a week,

1053
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 4: I don't really want to do that.

1054
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: I know exactly. And I would say a woman doesn't

1055
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: want to go on the gridiron. No, you know, so

1056
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: there are I know you're not allowed to be traditional,

1057
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,439
Speaker 1: but there are are certain things that are just they

1058
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: just are.

1059
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 4: You said something very interesting early. You said, women the

1060
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 4: marriage is the end result for them. You know, women

1061
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 4: want that commitment and tradition. You hear a lot of

1062
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 4: women says, well, I want a traditional but they don't

1063
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 4: want to do traditional things. Sure, sure, because the traditional

1064
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 4: the woman used to keep the house and even if

1065
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 4: she had a job outside of the house, she still

1066
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 4: came home and cooked, She still came home and cleaned,

1067
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 4: She still came home and did all the things that's

1068
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 4: what traditional meant. But now there's like, well I want traditional.

1069
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 4: I want a man to propose to me and take

1070
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 4: care of everything, but I want to be this new age,

1071
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 4: this femin that I want to be this new age woman.

1072
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, exactly exactly. It's like I said before, they

1073
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: wanted both ways, which is not just women, men do too.

1074
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: It's just human nature. But you know, women want this

1075
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: new age shit. But then when a guy is doing

1076
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: all this feminine shit, they're not into them, right, So

1077
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: biology tends to win at the end of the day.

1078
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, propicia. You was taking Propecia to grow your hair up?

1079
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, still taking it.

1080
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 2: There are some side effects that comes along weed though.

1081
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 1: I had that you talking about a boner kill. I

1082
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: had the no boner and I you know what, I

1083
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: started taking Propicia. My friend goes, watch out it up

1084
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh no, And right after he

1085
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: said that I couldn't get hard. Really got my head. Yeah,

1086
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: it was all mental. And then eventually I realized, wait

1087
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: a minute, I can get hard whenever I want, but

1088
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: that guy got in my head. It's all in my head.

1089
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: And then I got better, but it took like a

1090
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: good six months.

1091
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 2: So let's just.

1092
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 4: Say for the sake of argument, you had to like

1093
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 4: you could have hair, but that wasn't gonna happen down there.

1094
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 2: No, I would You'll be bald.

1095
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: I go bald. Yeah, I mean I'd look like yeah,

1096
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: I'd go I'd look like Tyrese. I'd be bald in

1097
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: a second. But now kids have boner pills, Like I know,

1098
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: like twenty year olds taking boner pills because they're like,

1099
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to have the risk, just to be sure,

1100
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, you got it made. I had

1101
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,479
Speaker 1: to Like if I was in front of a naked

1102
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: woman without a boner, I had to tap, dance, tell

1103
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: a story. I mean, it made a man out of you.

1104
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: It was like built character and they could just pop.

1105
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 2: You know.

1106
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: Old people go, these kids are soft. I'm like, no, no,

1107
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: they're hard. They're rock cards. They got blue chew and

1108
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: all this.

1109
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 2: Ship yeah roast barks yeah yeah.

1110
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: So yes. And we we had Viagara when I was younger,

1111
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: but it was like a bob dole thing, like old

1112
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,280
Speaker 1: people took Viagara.

1113
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 4: But I don't know if it's necessarily for for to

1114
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 4: do that. I think it's for the enhancement. You want

1115
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 4: to be You want to be like a porn.

1116
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: Star, got it? Got it?

1117
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 2: You want to be able to get going and go

1118
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 2: in and go.

1119
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: I thought it was just in case it didn't work.

1120
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 2: Nah, nah, I.

1121
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 4: Think that's for you know, you want to be like

1122
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 4: if you Okay, I'm a good quarterback. I want to

1123
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 4: be Tom Brady today. That's what I'm going I would.

1124
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 4: I want to be I want to be Lebron James.

1125
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, better Tom Brady. His wife left him. The typo

1126
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: guy or whatever.

1127
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 2: I mean. Tom is a great guy. Have you ever

1128
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 2: met Tom?

1129
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: I would love to. I'm a fan.

1130
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 2: He's he's great. He's better than advertise. I promise you.

1131
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: No, I like him.

1132
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not.

1133
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm just I love the roast. That was awesome. Although

1134
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: I'm hitting it. I'm taking another hit. Oh that one's open, yeah, yeah,

1135
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: hit me.

1136
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 2: I like this little yeah yeah.

1137
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: What do you call that? A challice or a goblet? Sniffer?

1138
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 2: You are?

1139
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: I have my own whiskey, you know, do you? Yeah?

1140
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: It's called bodegga cat and me and my friend Sam

1141
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: sell it. It's cooking. It's a right.

1142
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: You get us a bottle.

1143
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,280
Speaker 1: I'll send you a bottle.

1144
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Would you do a hair chan plant?

1145
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: I would. Yeah, I've had all my friends have not

1146
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: all my friends, but about ten guys that know I've

1147
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: done it, and now they do it in the city.

1148
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 2: Now.

1149
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 4: It's expensive, though, a lot of people go to Turkey

1150
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 4: because it's a lot. It's probably half the price, right right, Yeah,

1151
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 4: and there trading for a lot more follicles.

1152
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah? Oh what about you.

1153
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 4: Not, bro, you're hanging on now? Yeah, when they leave it,

1154
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 4: it's gone.

1155
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: You're not gonna turkey it up.

1156
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 2: No, damn.

1157
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 4: Because the thing is like when you get a hair transplant,

1158
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,760
Speaker 4: you really can't work out for like six to eight weeks.

1159
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 4: I'd lose my mind if I couldn't work out.

1160
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you can't.

1161
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 4: You can't get it wet. You gotta let it grow,

1162
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 4: all right. Yeah, you can't sweat it out, you can't wash,

1163
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 4: you can't do anything.

1164
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 2: Damn. Yeah, that's a long time it is.

1165
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: And I'm a performer. I gotta be on stage. Yeah,

1166
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: so what am I gonna do? I got a doll

1167
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: hair coming out of my head. That's terrifying. But my friend,

1168
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: you know comedians that you know have done it, and

1169
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: they hide it.

1170
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you're known as an observational comedy comed I'll see.

1171
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 4: So basically what you do you see things that's happening,

1172
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 4: is like, you know what, because the comic's job is

1173
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 4: to take real life events and make them funny, your

1174
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 4: own or what you see in your surroundings. Yes, how

1175
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 4: did you how did you determine? Like, okay, because you

1176
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 4: got a physical comics. Robin Williams was a physical comic.

1177
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 4: Jim care was a physical comic. Aren't as j physical comic?

1178
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 2: Guys? It just all over the place. Yeah, how did

1179
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 2: you like this? My lane?

1180
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 1: I grew up watching Carlin Seinfeld, Richard Pryor to a degree,

1181
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: and they were all. I love the little minotia stuff.

1182
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: I love the everyday stuff that they would see. And

1183
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 1: I think, I think that that I influenced, That influenced

1184
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: the hell out of me, so that the physical shit

1185
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: I can't do. I'm too insecure because if you do

1186
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: all that shit and it doesn't gonna laugh, I want

1187
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: to kill myself. You're standing there. Jim Carre would throw

1188
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: himself on the floor. You know, everybody loved it. But

1189
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 1: if I did that and it was silence, I wouldn't

1190
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: get up, so you got to go with how you

1191
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: what you're comfortable with.

1192
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 2: I think what's going on with Epstein?

1193
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 4: You tweeted, you said, man, it's too bad that if

1194
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 4: they didn't hate Epstein, we would have gotten at least

1195
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 4: we'd have got a list.

1196
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 2: And or a movie.

1197
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 1: I know, I love the p Diddy movie that was Killer?

1198
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: Anyone else Dirk Off to that? No, no, but well

1199
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: he brought his son in. What a family? That's freak coughs,

1200
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, Epstein. I think when a powerful rich guy

1201
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: has an island and a jet and you hear Diana

1202
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: Ross is there, Bill Gates is there, Bill Clinton is there,

1203
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson is there, you go I want to be

1204
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: part of that. I mean Oprah emailed him and said

1205
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: can I go? And he said no, thanks, which I get,

1206
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: which is not the hottest. Uh. You know, but I

1207
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: think I would have gone, like even if I didn't

1208
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: know what it was, I would have said, yeah, I'll

1209
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 1: go to this island with.

1210
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, you hear like a lot of celebrities,

1211
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 4: a lot of maybe not celebrities, but powerful people, influential

1212
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 4: people you talk about. You look at the Royals, government

1213
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,439
Speaker 4: official politicians. A lot of them were losing their jobs

1214
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 4: over this. There are a lot of If I'm not mistaken,

1215
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 4: I think Bill Gates just came out and said, you know,

1216
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 4: he did have an affair with a Russian model or something,

1217
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 4: so he apologized. I think I read that, and you

1218
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 4: see what the Prince Andrew he got demoted and losing

1219
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 4: all that, He got arrested, and you see all these

1220
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 4: officials coming, I mean people coming out. It's like, I don't,

1221
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 4: I don't. I didn't know nothing about Epstein until they

1222
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 4: started talking about it. But when they first started talking

1223
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,399
Speaker 4: about it, do you think it.

1224
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 2: Was this bad?

1225
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: No? I didn't think it was this bad. And I

1226
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: always thought it was like overblown. Oh, we're making a

1227
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 1: mountain out of a mole hill with all this shit.

1228
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 1: But then you hear about uh, the girl Goofree or

1229
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: whatever she was killed, and you're like, oh man, this

1230
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: is this goes deep. And then he was like, had

1231
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 1: all these passports and he was in with Massad or whatever.

1232
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: So I think this goes way down. I think this

1233
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: lady who got kidnapped, Nancy gut three, gut three, I

1234
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: think she's tied up in Epstein. Really Oh, yeah, oh,

1235
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 1: because the daughter was she's a news anchor and she

1236
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: interviewed a bunch of the victims. Yeah, and then next thing,

1237
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: you know, the mom gets scooped up. So I think,

1238
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: I think this is all tied up.

1239
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 4: Do you think what have we seen happen with foreign

1240
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 4: officials losing you know, losing losing you losing their public

1241
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 4: you know, the government roles or things of that. Do

1242
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 4: you think we'll see this happen in America?

1243
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 1: I kind of hope so, because we're looking bad, they're

1244
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 1: they're snack snapping them up in uh, London and I

1245
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: think Norway. But why don't we do it? Bill Clinton's

1246
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: finger to chick right now? Probably? So, like what are

1247
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,760
Speaker 1: we waiting for? I don't know why? What more evidence

1248
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 1: we need? Bill Gates is still Microsoft?

1249
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I mean, you worth one hundred and

1250
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 4: fifty billion dollars, ain't really whole lot they could do

1251
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 4: to you?

1252
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: Is that right? Is that what it is? You think?

1253
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? Wow, what are they gonna do?

1254
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: Arrest? You can make an arrest the laws of the law.

1255
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know when the last time you heard

1256
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 4: a guy worth one hundred and fifty getting arrested?

1257
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: I guess Harvey, Harvey Cosby.

1258
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 2: One hundred and fifty bier. Yeah, get you. They'll get you,

1259
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,240
Speaker 2: probably up to a bill.

1260
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 1: Right right, Yeah, But I think the American public will

1261
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: not be satisfied until everything.

1262
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 4: Yes, somebody will have to give an account for that.

1263
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: And the government is so shady with it. They're like,

1264
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: there's the Epstein's a hoaxed. I mean, uh, well, well,

1265
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: we'll get to it eventually. Here's a bunch of papers,

1266
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 1: three million documents. Half the ship's redacted. So I'm like,

1267
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: just give it, give it to us, or don't. What

1268
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: is dangling this carrot.

1269
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 4: This concludes the first half of my conversation. Part two

1270
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 4: is also posted and you can access it to whichever

1271
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 4: podcast platform you just listen to part one on. Just

1272
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 4: simply go back to club shape profile and I'll see

1273
00:53:59,040 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 4: you there.