WEBVTT - "HUNG LIKE A DUCK, INTERNALLY (please kill Katie!)" With Rob Benedict 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.920 This episode is brought to you by Grand Hotel. It's 0:00:03.920 --> 0:00:06.960 a new show coming soon from ABC. We'll talk more 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:09.119 about Grand Hotel later in the show, but make sure 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:12.799 to check out this sexy summer drama premiering next Monday, 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:17.599 June seventeenth, after The Bachelorette on ABC. I've seen the pilot. 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:22.960 It's super fun. Oh yeah, it's going to get all 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:28.920 up in you tonight. Okay, so it doesn't feel so good. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:56.760 It feels so good when you room. Oh my god. Wow. 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:02.440 Welcome to this week's episode of Will You Accept This Rose. 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:05.760 My name is Arta Marine. I'm coming to you from 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:10.800 my Airbnb in Atlanta. Um so excited to talk about 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:12.679 this week's episode. I also wanted to let you guys 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:16.559 know in advance. You know my loyalty to this podcast. 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.800 Nothing can stop me from doing this. I mean literally, 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.520 inappropriate things can happen, and I will still force people 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:28.000 to do the podcast. It's like as evidence. I've had 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.679 to make that split decision twice, and I've aired on 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:32.920 the side of the podcast, which may or may not 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:36.080 be the classy thing to do. But um so, next 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:38.760 week's episode is going to go up Thursday night, and 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.640 I'm just telling you an advance so you don't go, oh, 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.480 where's the podcast. I'm Phil. It's our last day of 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:46.160 shooting the finale Tuesday night, so I'll be shooting all 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:49.360 day Tuesday, and then I fly home Wednesday, so Thursday 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:51.600 we're gonna record it and put it up. So just 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:53.760 so you know an advance. I haven't built on you, 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.360 my bunnies. You're my best friends, You're my only friend. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:01.360 So that's what's happening. So let's get right to him, 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:06.880 our next guest I love so much. He's been in Europe, 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:11.040 so we haven't had him on this season. Um, I 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.880 really feel very connected to this person. Let's give him 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:26.000 a proper intro. Now, Bobbies on a vacation. So man, 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:30.400 I want you know, the bachel of the Year is 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:44.639 a little bit. I don't want to use your love next. 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:53.560 Oh my god, that's a little you know, I like 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:57.399 like I like my bachelors. Oh my god, I don't 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:59.200 even remember what it sounds like. So I have to 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:04.040 hear he's getting who's doing the cat noises? Um, that's 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:07.440 my Oh my god, that's right. That was my friend Harry. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:10.480 That's my friend Avery. Oh my god, I know how 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:13.639 we thought of that, like it just happened all of 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:15.799 a sudden. There's me. I love I've got it like 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:18.280 a new season, a new song. We don't work around 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:21.960 on this podcast. You don't have any hobbies except for this, 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.760 like I have that. I'm a creative person who needs 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:29.320 an outlet, and it all goes into this podcast. You've 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:31.840 seen my house. I have fourteen lamps coming from my 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:35.920 dining room sales to match your fourteen They met your 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:39.640 fourteen caps, fourteen caps, my fourteen lamps. Like I need, clearly, 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:44.360 I need something to channel this madness. Um, I missed you. 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:46.520 I've missed you two. I can't believe this is my 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.880 first podcast of the season. I spent all all last 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.400 week catching up I had. I hadn't seen it it, 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:55.480 but oh my god, I'm loving it. I think she's 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.960 I love it. She's cuckoo. She's cuckoo for cocoa pup, 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:02.280 so I love that about her. She's she's so but 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:05.320 she's got Like last night I felt like she was 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:08.840 very very wise last night, and um, yeah, but she 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.520 just is going to make out with anybody. I love it. 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.920 I love it. She's like she's like I feel like 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:19.440 she's been given permission as like this good southern um 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.960 pageant girl. Like I feel like she's the first bachelor 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:26.160 we've seen eat. You know, she actually ate the haggets, 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:29.760 like she has like like she's like a drink. She 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:34.520 eats and drinks and makes out like she has she 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.279 takes a sick day because she's like I feel like 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:40.000 she has appetites and like I and I think it 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.039 was like all suppressed before so she would short circuit 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.719 and then Hannah Beast would come out. But now she 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:47.760 doesn't need to be Hannah Beasts because she can just 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:51.760 like be free. Yeah, she's so much better than I 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:53.960 thought she was going to be, just like exponentially, but 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:58.040 she's a fun bachelor at high I like her so much, 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:00.760 Like I genuinely like her, Like I'm just like, you're 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.960 actually fun, Like she was so fun on this episode 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.520 and she's just like she's just like funck y'all. I'm 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.599 thinking any of your ship in the most part are sweet. 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.039 Are sweet Rookie of the Year Debbie, and you know 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:13.920 that's who I've been hanging with in Atlanta, and she 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:17.719 is just text. She's loving her as a bachelorette, loving 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:20.800 her Oh that's cool. Yeah, she's Yeah, she's cool. I 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.560 can't wait till you meet her and you bring her 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.480 on our show. That's how I feel. So Apparently, I 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:26.760 don't know if this is true or not. So the 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:30.880 guy that um instattionable like that the lead man is 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:33.320 based on, there's a real guy named Bill Alverson who 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:36.560 was a real life lawyer slash pageant coach, and apparently 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.480 he used to I think he used to coach her. 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:43.720 Maybe it was either her or the Hanna. He coached 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:46.359 one of the Hannahs, but I think I think the 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.800 word on the street is like he really likes like. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:51.080 I don't know if he's done pageants with her. I 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:52.600 don't know if he coached her, but like he's been 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:54.120 around her and he may have coached her, but he 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:58.280 really liked her great. She seems really nice. Yeah, Like 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.240 I like, you think back to what happened with her 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:05.800 and Kayla. Yeah, like everyone like I thought she was 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:07.440 the crazy one. It's like, no, she was like the 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:11.159 nice one and she's and the way she was talking 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:13.640 about last night, she understood what that was. Yeah, I 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:15.560 will say I was texting last night. I don't want 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.880 to brag, but with my friend Lance Bass and he's 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:21.680 not liking her. He doesn't like her. Yeah, we'll have 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:23.560 to have him on. Maybe we'll have him on next week. 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:29.599 But I'm so curious. He thinks that ABC's made her nice, 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:32.840 but he doesn't buy it. Well, you know what I 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:35.279 was just saying to Rob before we start recording. You 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:39.320 know that that producer Ellen left the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:41.280 I heard that. It's like a lot different and they 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.120 kind of just let them be a lot more free 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.640 and it's like not as strict or something. So like, 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:47.680 I'm wondering if that has something to do with you. 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:49.640 Katie and I were talking about. I thought it was 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:52.760 really interesting that the little behind the scenes and she's like, well, 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:56.039 someone go tell him. Like I was like, I'm like 0:06:56.160 --> 0:07:00.600 those hikers, what's happening? And I'm like I was hers 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:04.160 like who are there? What? He literally look like hikers? 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:06.480 And then I was like, oh my god, we're watching 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:09.159 unreal right now. That's like SCHERI app this is exciting. 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.120 But I thought it was interesting that they were like 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:16.040 sometimes it takes time, and they were so forcing yeah, 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:17.360 oh I know, and they were like trying to make 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:19.440 her keep it like it takes time, like because they 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.280 didn't want her to come. Okay, let's start at the beginning. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:25.840 We're in Newport. We're at the Lucas Luke p like there, 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:31.240 the fight is happening. Dustin is very frustrated and Chris 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:34.920 Harrison comes in again. He gives it. They're clearly like 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:39.480 their ABC's narrative is, she's a tough cookie who means business. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:42.080 She's like a TNT. She like a Holly Hunter, you know, 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:47.120 like she don't get pushed around. Um. And so then 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:50.440 she pulls the two Luke's aside. She's like, let's talk. 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.440 And then she like a like a school teacher. She 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.440 was like, Lucas, what do you have to say? And 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:57.480 she's like not to me, to him, and it was 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:02.440 just and then she got he faith though when they 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.400 were fighting, she just looked like she wanted to blow 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:08.120 her fucking brands. She was just like please, somebody tweeted 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.760 to us. Somebody tweeted to us, like you knew during 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:12.600 the fight that that She was like, why didn't I 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:17.400 just like Calin become the bachelorette, Like this is ye? 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.760 Why did I say yes? It felt like but she's 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:23.280 also the one who's just not listen. Everyone is like 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.240 she actually I think has I mean, it's not my 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.120 type of a guy, but I think they're all really 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.880 nice guys, and they're all like loup sucks, like they 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:35.719 all have each other's back, and they're like they're not 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:38.520 they I feel like they have morals, the guys that 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:42.960 are there, and she's not. She's not listening. Turn Lucas 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:44.680 kind of turned into kind of a weenie. I thought 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:46.920 during the course of it he kind of unraveled of 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:49.560 it too much. I actually thought he handled himself pretty 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:51.719 well like he did, kind of like he should have 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.320 just been like, dude, I'm not even gonna bother with you, 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:55.679 there's no reasoning with you. But I thought he kind 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:59.160 of like was um. I thought he didn't lose his temper. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.280 He spoke pretty eloquently about how he was feeling, like 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:05.160 I thought he did. Okay, he was just clearly really mad. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:09.720 And yeah, I mean, because it's infuriating when you're basically 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:13.240 talking to a sociopath who has no who doesn't who 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:16.280 has shark guys and somebody else treated at us. He 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:19.960 doesn't blink. I've never seen how have you know? And 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.120 he just has this look on his face, like he's 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:26.280 almost like trying to process what's being said. It's weird. 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:30.920 He always looks like he's in a black outrage. Yeah, 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:34.520 and he and he, I mean, I don't look, I 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.680 don't know anything. I don't know. I don't know if 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:41.959 it's like maybe a mentally unstable person who's maybe like Rody. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:45.640 I don't it feels like Rody right like it probably is. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.199 It's got to be. I mean, that body, that's how 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:51.920 Chad was. Chad was really this that extra alpha, that 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:57.960 extra level of danger that's more than just being a hothead. Yep. Yeah, 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:00.000 it's just and its just he doesn't know. He really 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.440 just doesn't know how to talk, talk at all, Like 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:07.199 you know, he repeats what she says. I honestly think 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:10.160 like again, I actually was like, oh my god, that's 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:14.080 actually like, oh, he's a pathological liar like Off the 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:17.320 Night and the guys who are actually pretty lovel like, 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:21.719 he does keep contract, he contradicts himself, and there's no accountability. 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.440 She kept saying, like you can't, you don't man up 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.040 or own up to anything. No, he just kept from 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:30.200 ruining me a Trump the whole time. She's like Jesus 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:34.000 correct well and just the so narcissistic to like after 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:36.680 the other. Luke leaves and he stays, and then he's like, 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:40.080 can I make a toast? It's like okay, so they're 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:42.640 going He's going lie after lie. They're sitting there awkwardly 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.640 in the sitting room, which she goes off to fume, 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.600 and then he was like, look, I didn't have any 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.480 business saying anything. He's like, but you did, you did 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:54.440 say something, and then and then he says, then how 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:56.640 about when you need me in the head, and then 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.480 he changed his story. He was like, I was trying 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:02.360 to step over you. And then Luke as goes, you're 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:04.400 so full of ship is coming out of right out 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:07.559 of your ears, and then her savior, Chris Harrison walks in. 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:12.240 It's like nights over everybody. We're going Chris. Chris got 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:15.200 real strict. He is, I mean, I feel like he 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.199 has less and less to do when she's happy about 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:21.160 so he really sticks his landing. He really does, he 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:23.960 really does. And then so he comes in he's all strict. 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:28.200 And then when Luke so aside, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.480 and it was immediate if like did he actually ever 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:33.280 say like and I'm leaving. No. I wonder if that 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:35.320 was just an edit though, because we're like, wait, what's 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:37.760 going on? He never said it. He never it must 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.600 have and they must have edited out because they never 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.719 said that. I was so confused. He was like, you 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.480 need to um, you need to keep your eyes open, 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:47.000 you need to be wary. And then because it was 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:49.080 you know, it's in one of those old Newport mansions, 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.040 I'm so sorry. Can you guys hear that? Like lawn 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:55.600 mower outside? Does that all? Okay? Great? Okay great? So 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:58.360 um it's like a weed whacker, It's like right out 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:02.960 it down here? Anything, okay? Great? I assumed I assumed 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:05.280 it was you you know what that I got my 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:08.280 side hustle and uh, I'm outside and I'm doing this. 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:16.200 I'm grooming. I'm grooming. I need a tidy Airbnb workers. Um. So, 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:18.280 so then it comes in and he takes a rose away, 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:20.280 which meant she was going to give him a rose. 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.120 She's going to she was gonna give him a rose. 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.600 What did you think of him leaving? I actually felt 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:27.840 like it was. I actually felt like he saved face. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:31.480 I think he saved face. I supported it that like, 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.880 because he was just gonna have to keep He wasn't 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:37.280 gonna win. He was going to stoop to his like like, 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.520 rather than lose more dignity if he really is a 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:43.160 political consultant or whatever. Like, I think he left with 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:46.480 his dignity, and I think it's smart that he left 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:48.040 because he was just going to have to keep fighting 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:50.840 with this douche. Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking that she was. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:52.679 As she had them face off, I was like, you're 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:54.600 not going to pick either of these guys. They should 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:56.520 both just go right now and save us the time. 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:59.480 But you know, I just thought the edit it was weird. 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:02.000 I would was felt anti climactor. She came back in 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:03.880 and she said, yeah, so loose gone. I don't want 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:05.640 anyone here, doesn't want to be here. But it was 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:08.000 like he was so just like I wish it was 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.440 a bit more explosive when he was like, so I'm 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:13.280 gonna leave. Yeah, there was drama there that was It 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:16.240 was weird. And then then there was the Rose ceremony 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:18.080 and there was like five guys in a row that 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:22.240 you're like, wait, who Dylan, Dustin, Dylan, Dustin, Devin, Kevin 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:28.560 and Grant. You're like wait what, Yeah, that was Dylan's 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:33.440 and Devin, Kevin and Grant like, yeah, you didn't give 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.040 us our baby boy, John Paul Jones. When more reading 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:41.160 he'll be in paradise though, he will. And he's got 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:45.600 some like some like future raven like whoever the equivalent. 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:48.920 He's Ravens too good for him. But somebody's going to 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.000 go make out with John Paul Jones. Maybe we'll actually 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:54.760 see that. He's a delight, He's handsome. Yeah, no one 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.280 was more. No one was more shocked than John Paul Jones. 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:59.120 And he honestly seemed like fun. We didn't get to 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.240 see enough of him, but they had those delated scenes 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.320 and he seemed like pretty fun. Yeah, I wanted my 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.280 I wanted more and my baby boy, my waxing baby boy. 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:10.320 Why why did he have to go? Yeah? That was 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.400 a shape, but especially like had so much screen time, 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:13.920 and like you said, there was so many guys like 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:20.080 and Freddie who we need to do guys we need 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:22.440 we could do a live show and get John Paul 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.320 Jones to come on. Yeah, by the way, though that 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:30.000 um uh ship oh man, hold on, Dylan, Dustin, Kevin 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:34.960 or Grant, Yes, Devin is really hot. Because they didn't 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.320 they weren't showing him a little sewer, and all of 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:39.840 a sudden, I was like, who's this hot? Is that Devin? 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:44.320 And he's really freaking to show you the photo because 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:47.400 they didn't before. Before this week they didn't he's that guy. 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:50.800 They didn't show him. A lot guys were seen him. Yeah. Yeah, 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:54.120 he's got a great smile. He's really really cute. My 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:56.440 only thing about him is there's a too much product 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:57.880 going on in his hands. I need to look him 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:01.480 up again. I need to go. Yeah at Katy, text me, 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.960 I'm gonna text you a picture. Hold on, Um, yeah, 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:06.960 he puts too much. There's something in his hair that's 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:10.600 like a wax or something. He's got a surfboard on 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:14.800 his head. Um. But yeah, they were. When she said 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:18.000 Devin Dustin or one of those, I was like, oh, okay, wait, 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.200 Katie's texting me right now, let's see. Oh yeah, he's 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.880 so cute. Now he's so cute. I feel like they 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:25.040 were showing him before this week at all. I feel 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:28.880 like he actually got really badly styled in the ABC 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:32.360 Portrait studio and that and his hair with this weird 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:35.800 side wedge. Does that happened quite as aggressive? Like? I 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:37.960 feel like they loosen up because they're tired and a 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:41.240 little drunk. So like by the time they got to Scotland, 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:45.000 he's looking a little more like scruffy in a good way. Yeah, 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:48.040 just a little bit less wax Yeah the waxen. The 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:51.680 waxen is not good. Okay, So now we have so 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:54.160 then she even says like she has enough awareness. It's 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:57.080 basically like, I want to fuck Luke p but I 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.600 know better, Like she goes, my heart wants me to 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:02.080 be here, but my head does not want him. But 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:04.320 I just haven't had the time to explore what I 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.840 need to explore with Luke, which means I need to 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:10.240 I want to go funk Luke is what she's basically saying. Yes, 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:15.480 my heart, my virgin needs my Snooche needs a little 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:18.640 runner on the block, okay, and then I can set 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:22.440 him free and that's fine. There's that's fine, but but 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.880 yeah I fegear Okay. So then here we are, we're 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.920 in Scotland. And before we go to Scotland, that's son 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:33.200 of a gun. He always commandeers, he takes over and 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:36.560 the guys just hate him. He goes, I've got a 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:39.920 toast for you all, all the all you gentlemen. But 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:47.920 for Hannah to finding your forever make good choices. It's like, yeah, wait, 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:51.600 an insane thing to all you generally, And like the guys, 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:54.440 these are like nice guys who are like befriending each other, 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:58.720 like they yes, they hate him. I noticed. I noticed 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:03.200 when Um just laughing, Mike just started like twortling at him. 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.840 They are friends. Like I noticed when Kevin got chosen. Uh, 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:09.000 someone in the background, I think it was Peter Pilot 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:12.160 was like, oh, he looked really excited that like Kevin show. 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:16.960 He looked like, oh, my friend's gonna stay. So we 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:18.960 know now from hanging out with some of these guys 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:21.119 that they all like a lot of the fun for 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:23.640 them is like this travel and like the broke yes 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:27.119 that they all like have these like man love things. Yeah, 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.040 they out of it like friends for like you really do. 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:34.040 Side note, it's like a war at people that Okay, 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:36.359 and and I are doing another episode. I know people 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:38.639 have been asking for it is up. It'll be up. 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.040 By the time this episode airs, there will be a 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:44.160 new one of Bachelor in Paradise, Australia and the Patreon 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:47.159 is up and next the next one, episode four is 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:52.400 when it's the best two ladies. Like, so one lady, 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.760 one lady gets like a single date and she asks 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:59.240 another woman and the women have the power at the 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:02.040 rosarum in Paradise, and the guys are all freaking out 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:04.119 because if they give their roses to each other, that 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:09.160 means five guys are going home. Good is that? How 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:14.439 good is that over here? Hey? Wait, let's be aware 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:17.960 open what's wrong with us? What's fun about it is 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:23.000 there's no weirdness, like like it's just people, you know. 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:27.080 And so there's one lady is torn between a man Alex, 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:30.560 the Russian Alex, hot Russian Alex, and then um a 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:34.080 lady named Alex, and like nobody is weird. There's one 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:36.800 creepy PERV guy that's like into the idea, like he 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:39.280 wants to be a part of the two ladies, but 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:44.080 like nobody else has any like they're just cooler about it. Yeah. Anyway, 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:46.600 so they're going to Scotland. He makes his dumb toast, 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:49.879 Mike laughs in his face. They go to they go 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:53.440 to the capital of the Highlands, to this beautiful castle 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:55.720 that looks like it's right near a lot of power line. 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:00.320 I was like, what a pretty castle? I'm like, I thought, 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:02.919 if I own that castle, I wouldn't really want some 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:05.800 like the above shots make it look like I think 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:08.399 their drone shots. Yeah they don't, Yeah they don't. I 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:10.360 don't think you want to show how close all those 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:13.400 giant power lines. Yeah, that castle is actually the DWP. 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:21.760 I believe they are like in buildings like that was like, so, 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:25.520 she says, Mary Queen of Scots, had to deal with 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:29.879 a lot of men, but she was beheaded. I just 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:34.000 can't she's just reading the script. I mean, she's making 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:36.520 up her fact. Yeah I can't, Yeah, I can't. So 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:39.480 the guys had to go in and do their excited 0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:41.840 squeal in their new hotel and do the bed flop. 0:19:42.720 --> 0:19:46.560 Did the bed flop? They're hooting and um, and then 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:51.080 dead eye Luke is um. He's like she's making connections 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:53.000 and I'm just gonna step in and I'm not gonna 0:19:53.080 --> 0:19:56.840 let it happen. He's such a murderer, he really is, 0:19:57.000 --> 0:20:00.240 Like he's just My friend texted me that she was 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:02.720 watching with with a friend of hers who's like, I 0:20:02.720 --> 0:20:04.960 think she's a psychologist, and she said that he seems 0:20:04.960 --> 0:20:07.760 like he has a narcissistic personality disorder. By the way, 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:10.000 me even just saying that out loud was like, oh 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:13.200 my god, he's gonna murder me for hosting this podcast. 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:17.359 Be free, Luke, I believe that. You know, maybe you 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:23.400 just need to loosen up. I'm just a silly comedian lady, Like, no, Luke, 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:26.600 you're fucking crazy. Come after me a bit. Katie has 0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:28.520 some times you can protect her. I don't. I don't 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:31.240 have cats. Funny funny will protect cat. You know what? 0:20:31.320 --> 0:20:36.800 Coll atter Katie over there, both sound asleep right now. 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:39.760 Mitten's has opposable thumbs, but she can't do anything to 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:43.560 to say, um so that whole mitten stuff. She'd be 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:48.560 so cute, so cute, Rob, you haven't met my new 0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:52.120 cat yet. No, I got my mom's cat. This cat 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:58.280 is the cutest cat. She's the size of a kitten, 0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:00.159 and she has hands the size of a har m 0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:08.120 globetrotter and opposable thumbs. She's insane, She's so cute. Okay, 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:11.280 So so she comes in and she gives like a 0:21:11.400 --> 0:21:14.760 crazy toast. It's basically like her trying to shake off 0:21:15.080 --> 0:21:17.879 Luke p. I think she was like, I just I 0:21:17.920 --> 0:21:21.440 need to reflect on something. From now on, I can 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:24.040 open my heart and so I want us all to 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:26.119 be on the same page and focus on the real 0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:29.920 trying to be able to just say yes and own 0:21:29.960 --> 0:21:32.520 our home, but our hearts to love. And it was 0:21:32.640 --> 0:21:35.080 just like everyone was like wait, like she was. She 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:39.680 gives a lot of Banana's speeches. When she has time 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:42.680 left alone to think, she she stows and she comes 0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:44.560 up with some crazy ship and she either comes in 0:21:44.640 --> 0:21:47.600 weeping or smiling. She's a ride, and she tells you 0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:51.520 she's a ride, and she's a ride and I love it. Yeah. Yeah, 0:21:51.560 --> 0:21:53.679 that was a weird way to start through trip to Scotland. 0:21:54.280 --> 0:21:58.200 And then Mike, she seemed like she was snapping. Mike 0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:01.080 God chosen on a one on one and he did 0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:08.840 the Howard Dean yell outside he did the Gods Mike. 0:22:08.960 --> 0:22:12.040 He's so handsome, he's such a gentleman, and he has 0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:17.119 no game, no game. He's so hot and kind and 0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:20.159 like he can't play. He's got to play it a 0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:25.439 little cooler. He's got Yeah, he was like a into it, 0:22:25.560 --> 0:22:28.280