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Speaker 1: Welcome to this week's episode of Will You Accept This Rose.
Speaker 1: My name is Arta Marine. I'm coming to you from
Speaker 1: my Airbnb in Atlanta. Um so excited to talk about
Speaker 1: this week's episode. I also wanted to let you guys
Speaker 1: know in advance. You know my loyalty to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Nothing can stop me from doing this. I mean literally,
Speaker 1: inappropriate things can happen, and I will still force people
Speaker 1: to do the podcast. It's like as evidence. I've had
Speaker 1: to make that split decision twice, and I've aired on
Speaker 1: the side of the podcast, which may or may not
Speaker 1: be the classy thing to do. But um so, next
Speaker 1: week's episode is going to go up Thursday night, and
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you an advance so you don't go, oh,
Speaker 1: where's the podcast. I'm Phil. It's our last day of
Speaker 1: shooting the finale Tuesday night, so I'll be shooting all
Speaker 1: day Tuesday, and then I fly home Wednesday, so Thursday
Speaker 1: we're gonna record it and put it up. So just
Speaker 1: so you know an advance. I haven't built on you,
Speaker 1: my bunnies. You're my best friends, You're my only friend.
Speaker 1: So that's what's happening. So let's get right to him,
Speaker 1: our next guest I love so much. He's been in Europe,
Speaker 1: so we haven't had him on this season. Um, I
Speaker 1: really feel very connected to this person. Let's give him
Speaker 1: a proper intro. Now, Bobbies on a vacation. So man,
Speaker 1: I want you know, the bachel of the Year is
Speaker 1: a little bit. I don't want to use your love next.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a little you know, I like
Speaker 1: like I like my bachelors. Oh my god, I don't
Speaker 1: even remember what it sounds like. So I have to
Speaker 1: hear he's getting who's doing the cat noises? Um, that's
Speaker 1: my Oh my god, that's right. That was my friend Harry.
Speaker 1: That's my friend Avery. Oh my god, I know how
Speaker 1: we thought of that, like it just happened all of
Speaker 1: a sudden. There's me. I love I've got it like
Speaker 1: a new season, a new song. We don't work around
Speaker 1: on this podcast. You don't have any hobbies except for this,
Speaker 1: like I have that. I'm a creative person who needs
Speaker 1: an outlet, and it all goes into this podcast. You've
Speaker 1: seen my house. I have fourteen lamps coming from my
Speaker 1: dining room sales to match your fourteen They met your
Speaker 1: fourteen caps, fourteen caps, my fourteen lamps. Like I need, clearly,
Speaker 1: I need something to channel this madness. Um, I missed you.
Speaker 1: I've missed you two. I can't believe this is my
Speaker 1: first podcast of the season. I spent all all last
Speaker 1: week catching up I had. I hadn't seen it it,
Speaker 1: but oh my god, I'm loving it. I think she's
Speaker 1: I love it. She's cuckoo. She's cuckoo for cocoa pup,
Speaker 1: so I love that about her. She's she's so but
Speaker 1: she's got Like last night I felt like she was
Speaker 1: very very wise last night, and um, yeah, but she
Speaker 1: just is going to make out with anybody. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. She's like she's like I feel like
Speaker 1: she's been given permission as like this good southern um
Speaker 1: pageant girl. Like I feel like she's the first bachelor
Speaker 1: we've seen eat. You know, she actually ate the haggets,
Speaker 1: like she has like like she's like a drink. She
Speaker 1: eats and drinks and makes out like she has she
Speaker 1: takes a sick day because she's like I feel like
Speaker 1: she has appetites and like I and I think it
Speaker 1: was like all suppressed before so she would short circuit
Speaker 1: and then Hannah Beast would come out. But now she
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be Hannah Beasts because she can just
Speaker 1: like be free. Yeah, she's so much better than I
Speaker 1: thought she was going to be, just like exponentially, but
Speaker 1: she's a fun bachelor at high I like her so much,
Speaker 1: Like I genuinely like her, Like I'm just like, you're
Speaker 1: actually fun, Like she was so fun on this episode
Speaker 1: and she's just like she's just like funck y'all. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking any of your ship in the most part are sweet.
Speaker 1: Are sweet Rookie of the Year Debbie, and you know
Speaker 1: that's who I've been hanging with in Atlanta, and she
Speaker 1: is just text. She's loving her as a bachelorette, loving
Speaker 1: her Oh that's cool. Yeah, she's Yeah, she's cool. I
Speaker 1: can't wait till you meet her and you bring her
Speaker 1: on our show. That's how I feel. So Apparently, I
Speaker 1: don't know if this is true or not. So the
Speaker 1: guy that um instattionable like that the lead man is
Speaker 1: based on, there's a real guy named Bill Alverson who
Speaker 1: was a real life lawyer slash pageant coach, and apparently
Speaker 1: he used to I think he used to coach her.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was either her or the Hanna. He coached
Speaker 1: one of the Hannahs, but I think I think the
Speaker 1: word on the street is like he really likes like.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's done pageants with her. I
Speaker 1: don't know if he coached her, but like he's been
Speaker 1: around her and he may have coached her, but he
Speaker 1: really liked her great. She seems really nice. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I like, you think back to what happened with her
Speaker 1: and Kayla. Yeah, like everyone like I thought she was
Speaker 1: the crazy one. It's like, no, she was like the
Speaker 1: nice one and she's and the way she was talking
Speaker 1: about last night, she understood what that was. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: will say I was texting last night. I don't want
Speaker 1: to brag, but with my friend Lance Bass and he's
Speaker 1: not liking her. He doesn't like her. Yeah, we'll have
Speaker 1: to have him on. Maybe we'll have him on next week.
Speaker 1: But I'm so curious. He thinks that ABC's made her nice,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't buy it. Well, you know what I
Speaker 1: was just saying to Rob before we start recording. You
Speaker 1: know that that producer Ellen left the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard that. It's like a lot different and they
Speaker 1: kind of just let them be a lot more free
Speaker 1: and it's like not as strict or something. So like,
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if that has something to do with you.
Speaker 1: Katie and I were talking about. I thought it was
Speaker 1: really interesting that the little behind the scenes and she's like, well,
Speaker 1: someone go tell him. Like I was like, I'm like
Speaker 1: those hikers, what's happening? And I'm like I was hers
Speaker 1: like who are there? What? He literally look like hikers?
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh my god, we're watching
Speaker 1: unreal right now. That's like SCHERI app this is exciting.
Speaker 1: But I thought it was interesting that they were like
Speaker 1: sometimes it takes time, and they were so forcing yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I know, and they were like trying to make
Speaker 1: her keep it like it takes time, like because they
Speaker 1: didn't want her to come. Okay, let's start at the beginning.
Speaker 1: We're in Newport. We're at the Lucas Luke p like there,
Speaker 1: the fight is happening. Dustin is very frustrated and Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison comes in again. He gives it. They're clearly like
Speaker 1: their ABC's narrative is, she's a tough cookie who means business.
Speaker 1: She's like a TNT. She like a Holly Hunter, you know,
Speaker 1: like she don't get pushed around. Um. And so then
Speaker 1: she pulls the two Luke's aside. She's like, let's talk.
Speaker 1: And then she like a like a school teacher. She
Speaker 1: was like, Lucas, what do you have to say? And
Speaker 1: she's like not to me, to him, and it was
Speaker 1: just and then she got he faith though when they
Speaker 1: were fighting, she just looked like she wanted to blow
Speaker 1: her fucking brands. She was just like please, somebody tweeted
Speaker 1: to us. Somebody tweeted to us, like you knew during
Speaker 1: the fight that that She was like, why didn't I
Speaker 1: just like Calin become the bachelorette, Like this is ye?
Speaker 1: Why did I say yes? It felt like but she's
Speaker 1: also the one who's just not listen. Everyone is like
Speaker 1: she actually I think has I mean, it's not my
Speaker 1: type of a guy, but I think they're all really
Speaker 1: nice guys, and they're all like loup sucks, like they
Speaker 1: all have each other's back, and they're like they're not
Speaker 1: they I feel like they have morals, the guys that
Speaker 1: are there, and she's not. She's not listening. Turn Lucas
Speaker 1: kind of turned into kind of a weenie. I thought
Speaker 1: during the course of it he kind of unraveled of
Speaker 1: it too much. I actually thought he handled himself pretty
Speaker 1: well like he did, kind of like he should have
Speaker 1: just been like, dude, I'm not even gonna bother with you,
Speaker 1: there's no reasoning with you. But I thought he kind
Speaker 1: of like was um. I thought he didn't lose his temper.
Speaker 1: He spoke pretty eloquently about how he was feeling, like
Speaker 1: I thought he did. Okay, he was just clearly really mad.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean, because it's infuriating when you're basically
Speaker 1: talking to a sociopath who has no who doesn't who
Speaker 1: has shark guys and somebody else treated at us. He
Speaker 1: doesn't blink. I've never seen how have you know? And
Speaker 1: he just has this look on his face, like he's
Speaker 1: almost like trying to process what's being said. It's weird.
Speaker 1: He always looks like he's in a black outrage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he and he, I mean, I don't look, I
Speaker 1: don't know anything. I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's like maybe a mentally unstable person who's maybe like Rody.
Speaker 1: I don't it feels like Rody right like it probably is.
Speaker 1: It's got to be. I mean, that body, that's how
Speaker 1: Chad was. Chad was really this that extra alpha, that
Speaker 1: extra level of danger that's more than just being a hothead. Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just and its just he doesn't know. He really
Speaker 1: just doesn't know how to talk, talk at all, Like
Speaker 1: you know, he repeats what she says. I honestly think
Speaker 1: like again, I actually was like, oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: actually like, oh, he's a pathological liar like Off the
Speaker 1: Night and the guys who are actually pretty lovel like,
Speaker 1: he does keep contract, he contradicts himself, and there's no accountability.
Speaker 1: She kept saying, like you can't, you don't man up
Speaker 1: or own up to anything. No, he just kept from
Speaker 1: ruining me a Trump the whole time. She's like Jesus
Speaker 1: correct well and just the so narcissistic to like after
Speaker 1: the other. Luke leaves and he stays, and then he's like,
Speaker 1: can I make a toast? It's like okay, so they're
Speaker 1: going He's going lie after lie. They're sitting there awkwardly
Speaker 1: in the sitting room, which she goes off to fume,
Speaker 1: and then he was like, look, I didn't have any
Speaker 1: business saying anything. He's like, but you did, you did
Speaker 1: say something, and then and then he says, then how
Speaker 1: about when you need me in the head, and then
Speaker 1: he changed his story. He was like, I was trying
Speaker 1: to step over you. And then Luke as goes, you're
Speaker 1: so full of ship is coming out of right out
Speaker 1: of your ears, and then her savior, Chris Harrison walks in.
Speaker 1: It's like nights over everybody. We're going Chris. Chris got
Speaker 1: real strict. He is, I mean, I feel like he
Speaker 1: has less and less to do when she's happy about
Speaker 1: so he really sticks his landing. He really does, he
Speaker 1: really does. And then so he comes in he's all strict.
Speaker 1: And then when Luke so aside, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was immediate if like did he actually ever
Speaker 1: say like and I'm leaving. No. I wonder if that
Speaker 1: was just an edit though, because we're like, wait, what's
Speaker 1: going on? He never said it. He never it must
Speaker 1: have and they must have edited out because they never
Speaker 1: said that. I was so confused. He was like, you
Speaker 1: need to um, you need to keep your eyes open,
Speaker 1: you need to be wary. And then because it was
Speaker 1: you know, it's in one of those old Newport mansions,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Can you guys hear that? Like lawn
Speaker 1: mower outside? Does that all? Okay? Great? Okay great? So
Speaker 1: um it's like a weed whacker, It's like right out
Speaker 1: it down here? Anything, okay? Great? I assumed I assumed
Speaker 1: it was you you know what that I got my
Speaker 1: side hustle and uh, I'm outside and I'm doing this.
Speaker 1: I'm grooming. I'm grooming. I need a tidy Airbnb workers. Um. So,
Speaker 1: so then it comes in and he takes a rose away,
Speaker 1: which meant she was going to give him a rose.
Speaker 1: She's going to she was gonna give him a rose.
Speaker 1: What did you think of him leaving? I actually felt
Speaker 1: like it was. I actually felt like he saved face.
Speaker 1: I think he saved face. I supported it that like,
Speaker 1: because he was just gonna have to keep He wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna win. He was going to stoop to his like like,
Speaker 1: rather than lose more dignity if he really is a
Speaker 1: political consultant or whatever. Like, I think he left with
Speaker 1: his dignity, and I think it's smart that he left
Speaker 1: because he was just going to have to keep fighting
Speaker 1: with this douche. Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking that she was.
Speaker 1: As she had them face off, I was like, you're
Speaker 1: not going to pick either of these guys. They should
Speaker 1: both just go right now and save us the time.
Speaker 1: But you know, I just thought the edit it was weird.
Speaker 1: I would was felt anti climactor. She came back in
Speaker 1: and she said, yeah, so loose gone. I don't want
Speaker 1: anyone here, doesn't want to be here. But it was
Speaker 1: like he was so just like I wish it was
Speaker 1: a bit more explosive when he was like, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna leave. Yeah, there was drama there that was It
Speaker 1: was weird. And then then there was the Rose ceremony
Speaker 1: and there was like five guys in a row that
Speaker 1: you're like, wait, who Dylan, Dustin, Dylan, Dustin, Devin, Kevin
Speaker 1: and Grant. You're like wait what, Yeah, that was Dylan's
Speaker 1: and Devin, Kevin and Grant like, yeah, you didn't give
Speaker 1: us our baby boy, John Paul Jones. When more reading
Speaker 1: he'll be in paradise though, he will. And he's got
Speaker 1: some like some like future raven like whoever the equivalent.
Speaker 1: He's Ravens too good for him. But somebody's going to
Speaker 1: go make out with John Paul Jones. Maybe we'll actually
Speaker 1: see that. He's a delight, He's handsome. Yeah, no one
Speaker 1: was more. No one was more shocked than John Paul Jones.
Speaker 1: And he honestly seemed like fun. We didn't get to
Speaker 1: see enough of him, but they had those delated scenes
Speaker 1: and he seemed like pretty fun. Yeah, I wanted my
Speaker 1: I wanted more and my baby boy, my waxing baby boy.
Speaker 1: Why why did he have to go? Yeah? That was
Speaker 1: a shape, but especially like had so much screen time,
Speaker 1: and like you said, there was so many guys like
Speaker 1: and Freddie who we need to do guys we need
Speaker 1: we could do a live show and get John Paul
Speaker 1: Jones to come on. Yeah, by the way, though that
Speaker 1: um uh ship oh man, hold on, Dylan, Dustin, Kevin
Speaker 1: or Grant, Yes, Devin is really hot. Because they didn't
Speaker 1: they weren't showing him a little sewer, and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I was like, who's this hot? Is that Devin?
Speaker 1: And he's really freaking to show you the photo because
Speaker 1: they didn't before. Before this week they didn't he's that guy.
Speaker 1: They didn't show him. A lot guys were seen him. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got a great smile. He's really really cute. My
Speaker 1: only thing about him is there's a too much product
Speaker 1: going on in his hands. I need to look him
Speaker 1: up again. I need to go. Yeah at Katy, text me,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna text you a picture. Hold on, Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: he puts too much. There's something in his hair that's
Speaker 1: like a wax or something. He's got a surfboard on
Speaker 1: his head. Um. But yeah, they were. When she said
Speaker 1: Devin Dustin or one of those, I was like, oh, okay, wait,
Speaker 1: Katie's texting me right now, let's see. Oh yeah, he's
Speaker 1: so cute. Now he's so cute. I feel like they
Speaker 1: were showing him before this week at all. I feel
Speaker 1: like he actually got really badly styled in the ABC
Speaker 1: Portrait studio and that and his hair with this weird
Speaker 1: side wedge. Does that happened quite as aggressive? Like? I
Speaker 1: feel like they loosen up because they're tired and a
Speaker 1: little drunk. So like by the time they got to Scotland,
Speaker 1: he's looking a little more like scruffy in a good way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just a little bit less wax Yeah the waxen. The
Speaker 1: waxen is not good. Okay, So now we have so
Speaker 1: then she even says like she has enough awareness. It's
Speaker 1: basically like, I want to fuck Luke p but I
Speaker 1: know better, Like she goes, my heart wants me to
Speaker 1: be here, but my head does not want him. But
Speaker 1: I just haven't had the time to explore what I
Speaker 1: need to explore with Luke, which means I need to
Speaker 1: I want to go funk Luke is what she's basically saying. Yes,
Speaker 1: my heart, my virgin needs my Snooche needs a little
Speaker 1: runner on the block, okay, and then I can set
Speaker 1: him free and that's fine. There's that's fine, but but
Speaker 1: yeah I fegear Okay. So then here we are, we're
Speaker 1: in Scotland. And before we go to Scotland, that's son
Speaker 1: of a gun. He always commandeers, he takes over and
Speaker 1: the guys just hate him. He goes, I've got a
Speaker 1: toast for you all, all the all you gentlemen. But
Speaker 1: for Hannah to finding your forever make good choices. It's like, yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: an insane thing to all you generally, And like the guys,
Speaker 1: these are like nice guys who are like befriending each other,
Speaker 1: like they yes, they hate him. I noticed. I noticed
Speaker 1: when Um just laughing, Mike just started like twortling at him.
Speaker 1: They are friends. Like I noticed when Kevin got chosen. Uh,
Speaker 1: someone in the background, I think it was Peter Pilot
Speaker 1: was like, oh, he looked really excited that like Kevin show.
Speaker 1: He looked like, oh, my friend's gonna stay. So we
Speaker 1: know now from hanging out with some of these guys
Speaker 1: that they all like a lot of the fun for
Speaker 1: them is like this travel and like the broke yes
Speaker 1: that they all like have these like man love things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they out of it like friends for like you really do.
Speaker 1: Side note, it's like a war at people that Okay,
Speaker 1: and and I are doing another episode. I know people
Speaker 1: have been asking for it is up. It'll be up.
Speaker 1: By the time this episode airs, there will be a
Speaker 1: new one of Bachelor in Paradise, Australia and the Patreon
Speaker 1: is up and next the next one, episode four is
Speaker 1: when it's the best two ladies. Like, so one lady,
Speaker 1: one lady gets like a single date and she asks
Speaker 1: another woman and the women have the power at the
Speaker 1: rosarum in Paradise, and the guys are all freaking out
Speaker 1: because if they give their roses to each other, that
Speaker 1: means five guys are going home. Good is that? How
Speaker 1: good is that over here? Hey? Wait, let's be aware
Speaker 1: open what's wrong with us? What's fun about it is
Speaker 1: there's no weirdness, like like it's just people, you know.
Speaker 1: And so there's one lady is torn between a man Alex,
Speaker 1: the Russian Alex, hot Russian Alex, and then um a
Speaker 1: lady named Alex, and like nobody is weird. There's one
Speaker 1: creepy PERV guy that's like into the idea, like he
Speaker 1: wants to be a part of the two ladies, but
Speaker 1: like nobody else has any like they're just cooler about it. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so they're going to Scotland. He makes his dumb toast,
Speaker 1: Mike laughs in his face. They go to they go
Speaker 1: to the capital of the Highlands, to this beautiful castle
Speaker 1: that looks like it's right near a lot of power line.
Speaker 1: I was like, what a pretty castle? I'm like, I thought,
Speaker 1: if I own that castle, I wouldn't really want some
Speaker 1: like the above shots make it look like I think
Speaker 1: their drone shots. Yeah they don't, Yeah they don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think you want to show how close all those
Speaker 1: giant power lines. Yeah, that castle is actually the DWP.
Speaker 1: I believe they are like in buildings like that was like, so,
Speaker 1: she says, Mary Queen of Scots, had to deal with
Speaker 1: a lot of men, but she was beheaded. I just
Speaker 1: can't she's just reading the script. I mean, she's making
Speaker 1: up her fact. Yeah I can't, Yeah, I can't. So
Speaker 1: the guys had to go in and do their excited
Speaker 1: squeal in their new hotel and do the bed flop.
Speaker 1: Did the bed flop? They're hooting and um, and then
Speaker 1: dead eye Luke is um. He's like she's making connections
Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna step in and I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: let it happen. He's such a murderer, he really is,
Speaker 1: Like he's just My friend texted me that she was
Speaker 1: watching with with a friend of hers who's like, I
Speaker 1: think she's a psychologist, and she said that he seems
Speaker 1: like he has a narcissistic personality disorder. By the way,
Speaker 1: me even just saying that out loud was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's gonna murder me for hosting this podcast.
Speaker 1: Be free, Luke, I believe that. You know, maybe you
Speaker 1: just need to loosen up. I'm just a silly comedian lady, Like, no, Luke,
Speaker 1: you're fucking crazy. Come after me a bit. Katie has
Speaker 1: some times you can protect her. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: have cats. Funny funny will protect cat. You know what?
Speaker 1: Coll atter Katie over there, both sound asleep right now.
Speaker 1: Mitten's has opposable thumbs, but she can't do anything to
Speaker 1: to say, um so that whole mitten stuff. She'd be
Speaker 1: so cute, so cute, Rob, you haven't met my new
Speaker 1: cat yet. No, I got my mom's cat. This cat
Speaker 1: is the cutest cat. She's the size of a kitten,
Speaker 1: and she has hands the size of a har m
Speaker 1: globetrotter and opposable thumbs. She's insane, She's so cute. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so she comes in and she gives like a
Speaker 1: crazy toast. It's basically like her trying to shake off
Speaker 1: Luke p. I think she was like, I just I
Speaker 1: need to reflect on something. From now on, I can
Speaker 1: open my heart and so I want us all to
Speaker 1: be on the same page and focus on the real
Speaker 1: trying to be able to just say yes and own
Speaker 1: our home, but our hearts to love. And it was
Speaker 1: just like everyone was like wait, like she was. She
Speaker 1: gives a lot of Banana's speeches. When she has time
Speaker 1: left alone to think, she she stows and she comes
Speaker 1: up with some crazy ship and she either comes in
Speaker 1: weeping or smiling. She's a ride, and she tells you
Speaker 1: she's a ride, and she's a ride and I love it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a weird way to start through trip to Scotland.
Speaker 1: And then Mike, she seemed like she was snapping. Mike
Speaker 1: God chosen on a one on one and he did
Speaker 1: the Howard Dean yell outside he did the Gods Mike.
Speaker 1: He's so handsome, he's such a gentleman, and he has
Speaker 1: no game, no game. He's so hot and kind and
Speaker 1: like he can't play. He's got to play it a
Speaker 1: little cooler. He's got Yeah, he was like a into it,
Speaker 1: Like I was like, you know, be a little check. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe it's so nervous. He kept twirling her around and
Speaker 1: he was, look, I get nervous. Too, and I'm sure
Speaker 1: I do weird things that he couldn't have been sweeter,
Speaker 1: but like he couldn't slow his role and he kept
Speaker 1: he was so nervous and too openly excited. You want
Speaker 1: to be a little bit of a chase. You need
Speaker 1: a little a little mystery. Yeah. But they seem to
Speaker 1: have a good date though, Like they genuinely. She seemed
Speaker 1: to have fun and it seemed to relax her, which
Speaker 1: I thought with him. And there was a drinking sour
Speaker 1: candies faces. Those kids are so funny, canny, that black
Speaker 1: ball that you could have to day. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: When they went to the bookstore and just like sniffed
Speaker 1: the books and shook and listened to the eggs, It's
Speaker 1: like that was so fun. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: just listened to that. They sniffed the books and listen
Speaker 1: to the It's like, how about you open the book
Speaker 1: and I get it? Book smelled good. I love the
Speaker 1: smell of bok. It was a good looking bookstore. It
Speaker 1: was you know, I said to Anthony, can we go there?
Speaker 1: I just charity bookstore? Um, so I know back at
Speaker 1: the ranch, we have we had people. The entire group
Speaker 1: was like basically like, hey, bro, you fucking suck you.
Speaker 1: You smeared Luke s you're a liar. You don't have
Speaker 1: any business talking about Lucas And then he was like
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even know the guy. And they're like, well, um,
Speaker 1: you better. Like all the guys were like, you're a
Speaker 1: piece of ship. Yeah, I mean, that's so weird about it,
Speaker 1: Like he keeps changing his story. That's yeah, It's it's
Speaker 1: so bizarre. It's like he's got no backbone at all, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, even even when even earlier when he's talking
Speaker 1: to her and Luke and he was like I just
Speaker 1: don't think you're right for her, dude, and then like
Speaker 1: ten minutes later, after she walked away, he's like, you're right.
Speaker 1: I have no business saying you're you're not right for her,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He just like keeps changing
Speaker 1: his story. He's infuriating. Yeah. Yeah. So when they just
Speaker 1: repeats back with people saying like yeah, he's like yeah,
Speaker 1: and he does what he She she actually, we'll get
Speaker 1: there later. But I actually felt like she saw him
Speaker 1: very clearly of like you just repeat back and say
Speaker 1: what you think I want to say. But but it's
Speaker 1: like a psycho automatron. Don't kill kell Katie. I don't
Speaker 1: kill me kell Katie. Yeah. So the other day they
Speaker 1: have their whiskey. Is that what it was? Whiskey that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Scott looked really good. She goes where Scott she goes.
Speaker 1: We're um. So the women are whiskey in a teacup.
Speaker 1: We're strong on the inside, but we're ornate on the
Speaker 1: outside or Nate. I thought that was really funny. Where
Speaker 1: where does she learn that one? You know? That was
Speaker 1: like I was like armed school. I felt like that
Speaker 1: was passed down, like we we beat what I don't
Speaker 1: know what her last name is, Hannah by We be
Speaker 1: women brown. So then they went they ate haggist. She's hammered,
Speaker 1: she's chopping down on the haggist. And then the guy
Speaker 1: was like that you it's the intestines of sheep. Like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat that. I don't know what that was.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows what. They're really dumb when it came to Scotland.
Speaker 1: I know you're so dumb about Scotland. They didn't deserve
Speaker 1: to be there. He just kept saying, he kept saying,
Speaker 1: I want to be around you more and more, and
Speaker 1: then he he was just he had no game, and
Speaker 1: he would think they just don't really have a connection.
Speaker 1: I think he could have game with the right girl.
Speaker 1: He has potential. He's so tweet, but he goes he
Speaker 1: knew the exact date that he told his exity lover,
Speaker 1: and he broke she broke his bond. I don't know
Speaker 1: the date. I told the date. It was like, that
Speaker 1: was weird. And then he half a decade, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was weird. It's like, oh, you don't need to and
Speaker 1: then somebody tweeted at us that it was I guess
Speaker 1: it was Christmas Day. It was like, all right, you
Speaker 1: can remember, Like that's weird. So then he asked her
Speaker 1: about her past, which I actually liked because nobody ever
Speaker 1: asked anybody anything. And then she says, I've been living
Speaker 1: my life from man to man and doubting myself. I
Speaker 1: didn't believe in myself enough. Um. And then he said
Speaker 1: it's hard for me to open up. I sound like
Speaker 1: a little kid. You make me nervous, very find it
Speaker 1: very scary. I need a drink. I'm so nervous. And
Speaker 1: then he started going, help me, help me, help me. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then he says, I've only told one moment. I
Speaker 1: loved her. Just so you know, I'm thirty one years old,
Speaker 1: I've been around the world. I'm ready, and I can
Speaker 1: see myself getting down on one knee with you in
Speaker 1: a few weeks. Yeah, that was weird, especially since he
Speaker 1: can barely talk to her, Like it was like, what
Speaker 1: is happening here? Yeah? Also, uh, there was a lot
Speaker 1: of drinking that day, like they did. They went to
Speaker 1: two different pubs. They did Scotch tasting diner. He's like,
Speaker 1: I need a drink. It's like, do you, buddy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you? Yeah? If you can't even get through one dinner,
Speaker 1: how can you? How are you going to propose to
Speaker 1: this person that you cannot talk to? Yeah? Oh god,
Speaker 1: it goes back to that. You make me feel like
Speaker 1: a little kid. That is such Have you ever said
Speaker 1: that's to a woman? Rob? Have you make me funny? No? No?
Speaker 1: And I won't no, they won't know. It just made
Speaker 1: me feel like a little boy, feel like a little kid,
Speaker 1: like a ship fast horn, a little kid who doesn't
Speaker 1: know what's what he's doing with women who have a bone,
Speaker 1: or like a little kid with a bone or super
Speaker 1: need to drink. I love Mike. I'm going to say,
Speaker 1: there a great bachelor and that's why he got the
Speaker 1: rose because great. I thought that too. I thought he
Speaker 1: would be a good bachelor because he's so smart and
Speaker 1: be a great bachelor. They're not going to pick um.
Speaker 1: They're not going to pick him, but they could. They could.
Speaker 1: They could. I don't see they should, but they're I
Speaker 1: don't see it happening, but they should. They should, They
Speaker 1: really should. Okay, so luke p. Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Speaker 1: the son of a bitch who will then later deny this.
Speaker 1: He goes, I just need to get one more one
Speaker 1: on one. I need to find clarity to see if
Speaker 1: this is if I want to stick around or not.
Speaker 1: And they're like, fuckhead, you told her, which which is it?
Speaker 1: You said I'm in love with you? And now you
Speaker 1: need more clarity like like and then on the date
Speaker 1: with her, he's like, I've loved you from the beginning.
Speaker 1: It's like, have you because earlier today you said you
Speaker 1: need a more clarity? Like, which is it? Dude? He's
Speaker 1: just crazy. Yeah, he's just a fucking liar. Yeah yeah.
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Speaker 1: back on the group date. Group day. There's a guy. Oh,
Speaker 1: everybody's in their kilts and they go up and um,
Speaker 1: they're going to go do a group day. Okay, out
Speaker 1: Highland Games, I mean highly Games Outcomes, Braveheart and this
Speaker 1: man he's a professional battle reenactor. Can we try to
Speaker 1: do that? Scottish accents? You want me to play it.
Speaker 1: I can play it through my computer. Yeah, you play it?
Speaker 1: Can Can I hear it? Will I be able to
Speaker 1: hear it? You won't be able to hear it, though
Speaker 1: I can play it because you sent it to me
Speaker 1: so and I held Let me pull it up, Charlie.
Speaker 1: He is all renowned battle re enactor. Are you ready
Speaker 1: for us? Sure? Absolutely, You're going to be well and
Speaker 1: participating in one of the most ancient Celtic Hiland games.
Speaker 1: It's not just about your strength and physical authority. It's
Speaker 1: about just your strength. It's not just about your drink
Speaker 1: and physical blood. It's not It's not just about your
Speaker 1: strength and physical It's about her and heart. You nailed it,
Speaker 1: that is it? Oh man, It's not about your strength,
Speaker 1: it's beg your ability. Okay, that's good. That's gonna wait.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play. I have it here, let me hear it.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, absolutely participate in one of the most
Speaker 1: ancient Celtic land games. You're going to be participating. You're
Speaker 1: going to be participating in the most ancient Celtic games.
Speaker 1: You're going to be particip Pitton and what are the
Speaker 1: most ancient Celtic games? You want to know. The sad
Speaker 1: thing is I actually I did a play at the
Speaker 1: public like a mam a play, and I did a
Speaker 1: Scottish accent. But I only learned it line by line.
Speaker 1: I have no retention. Okay wait, I'm gonna play one more.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna okay, okay, wait wait wait wait wait, yes,
Speaker 1: I want let say I want this for it all right, game,
Speaker 1: you can edit it all down. But what I love, no,
Speaker 1: I'm keeping it all. What I love arden is when
Speaker 1: you when you really nailed the Scottish accent, your voice
Speaker 1: goes into like this weird hobbit place. Yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: like art about I booked a part with that? How
Speaker 1: is that possible? And I'm not even exaggerating that this
Speaker 1: is the best I can do right now, Like I'm
Speaker 1: not playing at being better. I don't know how I
Speaker 1: booked that part. I think you're I think your accidents.
Speaker 1: I understand it. When I when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I thought watched this movie on HBO when people just
Speaker 1: first got HBO. I'm talking about the eighties kids. When
Speaker 1: I was a kid, um and there was a movie
Speaker 1: called Gregory's Girl. There was a Scottish movie. And whenever
Speaker 1: I do Scottish accent. I've got to do it like
Speaker 1: the characters and Gregory's girl was who were all like
Speaker 1: twelve year old, So I have to go it like
Speaker 1: who is Gregory s gil you are? You are a
Speaker 1: Gregories girl? Know you like you want to do? I
Speaker 1: do it? I do it like um fat bastard and
Speaker 1: so a crying tears. It is gigantic pillow tonight. That
Speaker 1: was nailing it. We're nailing it. So then they do
Speaker 1: they do ax throwing. None of the guys hit it
Speaker 1: except for Hannah in the previous Hannah is pretty and
Speaker 1: then she's got like a real she was like, bow down.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I love that that's the side of
Speaker 1: her that likes to wax the guy's nipples and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a real dominatrix. I think she is. She is
Speaker 1: bow down, you will fucking lick my feet piece of ship.
Speaker 1: That is. She is definitely the dominant one. I think
Speaker 1: it's crazy and some of the guys are like, all right,
Speaker 1: and the guys had a blast because P's in there.
Speaker 1: People are Yeah. A lot of people tweeted us that
Speaker 1: they were like they figured since there was like a
Speaker 1: lethal weapon involved in these games that the producer's right.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if Lupie like he would have thrown
Speaker 1: an ap oh my god, and the wrestling, he would
Speaker 1: have broken someone's back. He literally would have ripped somebody's
Speaker 1: balls off because they would have had no wonder where,
Speaker 1: like they would have seen how small his balls are?
Speaker 1: They for the steroidoid, don't Katie drink? I like I've
Speaker 1: made of like I made a say, I made like
Speaker 1: a hand chester shrunken balls into the body. Sure, it's
Speaker 1: like they're like he's like hung like a duck. Internally
Speaker 1: they're like like the his cavity hashtag hung like a duck?
Speaker 1: Should that be the name of the episode? Place murder? Katie?
Speaker 1: Please that we have back. Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Speaker 1: we have back. We have Mike and Luke and Mike.
Speaker 1: Mike is if Mike brought his cool manliness to his
Speaker 1: dates that he had in his interactions with Luke, he
Speaker 1: would be the front runner because he is the suavest.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm concerned deeply about what you're what
Speaker 1: you're doing to have what you're going to tell Hannah
Speaker 1: last night you were questioning, No, it wasn't. He was like,
Speaker 1: you've got selective memory. Um, and then he says to
Speaker 1: the camera, she loves his exterior, but she's going to
Speaker 1: see his luke Ness Monster. God he was, he kept
Speaker 1: saying it. He was. I actually, I actually feel like
Speaker 1: Mike actually came up with it and was so psyched
Speaker 1: that he came up with it that they couldn't stop
Speaker 1: saying it. Yeah, they're like one too many Lucknus references. Anyway,
Speaker 1: They're like, he's like the Lockness Monster of the you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like everything, and when they figured
Speaker 1: out the Lukeness Lukeness and then Lukeness Monster just blew
Speaker 1: it all open. I mean, look, I've beat a horse
Speaker 1: to death with a joke before, like I've overdone it.
Speaker 1: You've all heard me numerous times overdo it, and yet
Speaker 1: that was bad. ABC loves that kind of ship though.
Speaker 1: They love like fucking words, the puns like they did
Speaker 1: it all the time. I feel like I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think of like other times they've done that, and I
Speaker 1: know what's happened, but I think it they love it,
Speaker 1: so then they have they're back at the games, they're
Speaker 1: actually playing and Tyler, who is just getting hotter and
Speaker 1: hotter in my eyes, I need to send you the
Speaker 1: photos that Laurie sent me of him modeling hole. They're
Speaker 1: all on his Instagram. I follow him. It's amazing. He's
Speaker 1: amazing and apparently he actually he's football are like apparently
Speaker 1: and he never talks about it apparently like a real career. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he actually played football and he left he as him
Speaker 1: an injury. He doesn't talk about. He had the date
Speaker 1: on the lobster boat in my hometown last week. Oh right, right, right,
Speaker 1: right Compton. And then I know, I know there was
Speaker 1: no Chiron. It didn't write Little Compton. I know, I
Speaker 1: know they should have. I know I really felt jacked.
Speaker 1: Um okay, So then they're doing that right that guy, yeah,
Speaker 1: that she made out with on the bed. He was
Speaker 1: we'll get to that, say save it, save it for later.
Speaker 1: That was exciting. So then we have so then we
Speaker 1: have wrestling with no underwear, and she says, it's not
Speaker 1: the size of your bagpipe, it's how you play it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna blow all of these scotsmen. And of course
Speaker 1: I'm watching this with my twelve year old daughter. She's
Speaker 1: actually talking about bagpipes there. Yeah, you're like, Daddy's got
Speaker 1: to learn this for work exactly, it's unpaid charity work
Speaker 1: times for the state. It's like it's like a prison sentence. Um.
Speaker 1: And then um, there's duty here. We're here for duty
Speaker 1: to win Hannah's booty. And then jed one and they
Speaker 1: had like a kiss in front of everyone. Yeah. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't love I didn't love her him taking her down.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that either. I didn't either. That wasn't sexy.
Speaker 1: You know, he should have at least let her take
Speaker 1: him down. I didn't. I didn't like that either. And also,
Speaker 1: did you know he was a burlesque dancer in real life? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We saw that on like someone told us easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they tached tweeted at us. He's like part of a
Speaker 1: male nude review. That's like PG third team with like
Speaker 1: speedos in Nashville. What no Katie shown photos show photo. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then jed one and he's like, I'm the winner,
Speaker 1: I'm your lord. I've come to see I can't even
Speaker 1: read that. I don't know they did it, and then
Speaker 1: she tried to straddle him in her like mermaid gown.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That was I mean, she was just
Speaker 1: she was for it for me, and I was like,
Speaker 1: get I loved it. We haven't had this randy of
Speaker 1: a of a bachelorette since Caitlin, and I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. Get it girl. And then she was like,
Speaker 1: I like being with you, Jed, and he was like
Speaker 1: and then he was like grabbing her ass like that ass,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I like he want. She was
Speaker 1: like so pissed that her dress was like cock like
Speaker 1: it was like a chastity built dress, and she couldn't
Speaker 1: straddle and she would like side, she like side ride
Speaker 1: ahead to try to straddle more like in that dress.
Speaker 1: The beated whereas do it at that? No, no you can,
Speaker 1: you can barely like step away up a step unforgiving dress.
Speaker 1: But she is she's she's cute. I mean she does
Speaker 1: have a nice booty. Yes, she's got a great he
Speaker 1: was getting at it. She's got a great So then
Speaker 1: her next her suitor number two. It didn't work. I
Speaker 1: appreciated the effort, nerdy, but I like that. I like that.
Speaker 1: She was just like, where do you want me? Like sure,
Speaker 1: he brought her into the pool table an awkward but
Speaker 1: that dress again, it's hard to lift somebody up and
Speaker 1: place se in that dress. You need to be able
Speaker 1: to also. Yeah, but but I like that. She was like, great,
Speaker 1: do it just doing that. That's that smooth movement of
Speaker 1: putting some on the table. It's like probably a lot
Speaker 1: harder than it looks. Yeah, and low hanging lamps. Hanging
Speaker 1: lamps you need to be in like jeans, so you
Speaker 1: could do the Bachelor leg wrap reading. So if you
Speaker 1: already have the BA for leg rab greeting, just say
Speaker 1: you're in like a jumpsuit or something you need like
Speaker 1: a pant, and then in the leg grab greeting and
Speaker 1: then you can land, but you're still going to hit
Speaker 1: your head on the lamp the way. A quick note
Speaker 1: about Peter Pilot, who I love, of course, did you
Speaker 1: notice that there were like three times in this episode
Speaker 1: where he ran around with his arms out like a plane.
Speaker 1: I did notice it and didn't put it together, like
Speaker 1: getting it off the plane. And I think he did
Speaker 1: a choice like going into the bar, and he did
Speaker 1: it like when they were like playing outside. He literally
Speaker 1: like he ran down like in the le jet way
Speaker 1: like a fucking plane. And it's just like, Peter, Kylie,
Speaker 1: I still love you, but what the fudde it's too
Speaker 1: on the nose that's the kind of thing for me.
Speaker 1: I'm a fickle enough lady. There's a side of me
Speaker 1: like younger me was fickle enough that if I'd made
Speaker 1: out with you and you are a pilot and say
Speaker 1: we made out once, like we like kissed once, we
Speaker 1: kissed on the pool table. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: empathize with Peter Pilot on the pool table because I
Speaker 1: feel like I would be the dumb dumb that would
Speaker 1: be like lifted on the pool table and then like awkward,
Speaker 1: going like wait what, and like I would hit my
Speaker 1: head and to be embarrassed, like I'm the non smooth
Speaker 1: one in that situation. But if I'd made out with
Speaker 1: Peter Pilot and then somebody showed me footage of him running,
Speaker 1: I would have mosted him. I would have goested at
Speaker 1: Anthony by the way, I was watching this, and he
Speaker 1: was so mad. He goes, that's so bad, that's so
Speaker 1: bad for the balancing of the pool table. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: felt like he was. We needed to that plane running
Speaker 1: like I won't go back and rewatch it and take
Speaker 1: video because they kept doing it. I think we need
Speaker 1: our poster to be a screen grab of him running,
Speaker 1: like Okay, I'll get it. Oh my god, and then
Speaker 1: we have so they're kissing blah blah blah. He was
Speaker 1: like that was hot and sexy, and then her hot
Speaker 1: Tyler Tyler, he she she goes, you see what we
Speaker 1: have over there, and she went and was like fucking
Speaker 1: getting at it on a flour paster bed with him
Speaker 1: and a kilt. And I don't think anything under that
Speaker 1: hot and the kill. I am always on Tyler. Now.
Speaker 1: Side note, we also had when she was like jamming
Speaker 1: with Jed what's his name one of the stairs. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was Kevin with a revolutionary war cast like Kevin.
Speaker 1: And then they laughed about it downstairs, like the guys
Speaker 1: are all friends, the guy that upstairs, like they were
Speaker 1: cool with that. Yeah, I was thinking about that when
Speaker 1: earlier we were talking about they how they all get
Speaker 1: along like that was actually kind of funny, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? When it's like he was like I
Speaker 1: could not watch and they laughed about it. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: he handled it well because Jed had the same experience
Speaker 1: when he caught her getting massage like nude with Luke p. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's getting out and I look, so she's so hardy
Speaker 1: and then wait, I mean I can't wait till the
Speaker 1: point in the show where she says something about like
Speaker 1: I've had sex and I'm good with Jesus. I can't wait. Yes,
Speaker 1: which I always thought it was Jed. You're not not Jed.
Speaker 1: Luke yelling at her about life like we're not done
Speaker 1: with him yet. Well, we saw him praying in the
Speaker 1: church like he's peering up, not dumb, Jesus. Run him
Speaker 1: in the shower again. They tell him to murder some people.
Speaker 1: Jesus made me do it, Jesus. Jesus climbed up in
Speaker 1: my duck, cabinet and murder murder. Funny is going to
Speaker 1: protect you. Jesus climbed up in my duck because I
Speaker 1: am a Jewey probably hates me. Okay, so wait, so
Speaker 1: then Garrett pulls her aside. Okay. So meanwhile, back at
Speaker 1: the ranch, Mike and Luke here they're staring at each
Speaker 1: other and then the card gets dropped there for the
Speaker 1: single day card, and Mike just walked out. He is
Speaker 1: a He is so great in his dealings with Luke.
Speaker 1: P Mike. If you're listening to this, we believe in
Speaker 1: you bring that swag to your dates. Yeah, because that's
Speaker 1: even though it was probably already over. But yes, or
Speaker 1: your future dates, bring that guy to the date because
Speaker 1: you are that guy. Um okay. So then Garrett says
Speaker 1: to her, I'm officially ready to take the next step.
Speaker 1: I think that means it's like a proper kiss, because
Speaker 1: last week he just like gave her like a pact
Speaker 1: like eighteen times. Yeah, what's happening here? I'm hearing string
Speaker 1: Scout was drinking water. Just look, Wow, is getting strangled? Right?
Speaker 1: What its happening? Waita to say that again, I'm officially
Speaker 1: ready to take the next step. And I think that
Speaker 1: meant that it was like he was ready to like
Speaker 1: tongue kiss her because last week was like, but he's
Speaker 1: like he's not done. He also has no game and
Speaker 1: he was my number one pick for the season. He's
Speaker 1: my he is all of our number one pick and
Speaker 1: he's done nothing. But it looks like it looks like something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it looks like he might be in
Speaker 1: it more. Well, I guess we'll find out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll see somebody does something next week. Could be him.
Speaker 1: I like that. Mike p said this is a ship sandwich,
Speaker 1: throw it away. That's what he said about Luke k yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty good. Um. So then all of the guys hate him,
Speaker 1: and she says, okay, there's no denying the comments and
Speaker 1: the red flags, but I'm gonna go have a picnic
Speaker 1: with the psychopath near where they film game Game of
Speaker 1: Throne sets. And how about the little talk they had
Speaker 1: with him before we left to keep our names out
Speaker 1: of your mouth, funny, just be a man and don't
Speaker 1: mention that was Garrett. That was Garrett. He was like, no, seriously,
Speaker 1: be a fucking man. I was like, oh, okay, Garrett,
Speaker 1: I see you. I see you, Garrett. So look, Pete.
Speaker 1: They're having a horrible picnic by the side of the cliff.
Speaker 1: And my mom texted me by the way, being like
Speaker 1: I would not be near a cliff with it. But
Speaker 1: that's like a dateline episode waiting to happen, Like like
Speaker 1: he's pished like three of his wives. They've I've died
Speaker 1: on picnics. Thank god for those those hikers that she
Speaker 1: oh my hikers and the paig. She goes, I want
Speaker 1: to make sure we're on the same page. Why don't
Speaker 1: the guys like you. He's like, I did a lot
Speaker 1: of thinking. I think I know the root of it. Um,
Speaker 1: I could have handled the whole sideline thing better. Uh,
Speaker 1: they had no business saying it. And I asked guys
Speaker 1: like Mike, Dylan and Devon, but I'm never going to
Speaker 1: be I'm looking for the better me. And then she goes,
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm looking for a better man, and I
Speaker 1: want man that people are drawn to, like what's I
Speaker 1: want somebody who's what's inside is appealing and he goes,
Speaker 1: everyone loves me. She was like, gross, that's most of all.
Speaker 1: How does this affect you? How does this make you feel?
Speaker 1: And then she was like, I just want to know
Speaker 1: anything about you, like do you like macaroni and cheese
Speaker 1: or spaghetti? And then she goes, I want you to
Speaker 1: give me clarity. How does it make you feel? And
Speaker 1: she's like give me a second and she's like no,
Speaker 1: and then she found the hikers. There's no feelings like
Speaker 1: it was amazing. I don't know what to do. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to get past him, like I can
Speaker 1: somebody talk to him about what it means when I
Speaker 1: say how do you feel? And they go, I think
Speaker 1: he just needs time. You need to say that. You
Speaker 1: need to talk to him. What she was basically she
Speaker 1: keeps trying to make him not be a psychopath, but
Speaker 1: he is. She's trying so hard, too hard, She's getting
Speaker 1: too many chances. She even said, and I've let other
Speaker 1: guys go for less than this. Everybody, everybody. So I
Speaker 1: just bummed me out that they and it seemed like
Speaker 1: the hikers slash producers. And he kind of wanted her
Speaker 1: to keep him at least till dinner because she could
Speaker 1: have let him. She could have let him go right there,
Speaker 1: just knocked him on down the hill. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: what they did, Pizza, No roads for you. They she
Speaker 1: kept saying, I need the real Let's go look at
Speaker 1: the castle. This guy it felt like a two on one,
Speaker 1: except for it was just with himself. Really reminded me
Speaker 1: of like a mom being annoyed with her kids on vacation,
Speaker 1: be like, let's just go look at this fucking castle.
Speaker 1: This castle. Like I remember, like so like I remember
Speaker 1: like being in England with my family and my sister died,
Speaker 1: fighting and my dad just being like, we're gonna enjoy
Speaker 1: this fucking castle. Kid in here right now. My god,
Speaker 1: I just had a flashback of like I had a
Speaker 1: horrible boy for it. I remember just being like if
Speaker 1: I could be here with anybody, but you like, just
Speaker 1: look at this beautiful view, and why am I here
Speaker 1: with you? You You? And I paid for the whole thing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Um. And then I was thinking, like,
Speaker 1: if she winds up with this guy, which she won't clearly,
Speaker 1: but like she might, you're not gonna have other You're
Speaker 1: gonna have producers to run off than like talk to
Speaker 1: real quick and you know what I mean, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't think we've seen the last of him. I really
Speaker 1: don't know. I think Debbie texted me this morning that
Speaker 1: she thinks he's going to make it to hometowns. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine, you know, he yells at his mom. You know,
Speaker 1: he's like, damnit, Sharon, I told you to bleach my jeans,
Speaker 1: Like I mean, because you know, you know, he lives
Speaker 1: with his mom and yells at her. He's not going
Speaker 1: to take no for an answer. You guys, you remember
Speaker 1: from the first episode when you introduced him and he
Speaker 1: was like, so, I'm a good looking guy. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was my first red five. He was like, I think
Speaker 1: I'm good looking. He was, I think I think I'm
Speaker 1: a good uh oh no, he said, I think I'm
Speaker 1: a good looking guy. And the woman and the women
Speaker 1: at my college thoughts so till yeah, yeah, and he
Speaker 1: said I was a real player. And then he decided
Speaker 1: and then she did the shower, probably because he took
Speaker 1: so many steroids he couldn't come anymore. And then he's like, balls,
Speaker 1: I didn't say that wasn't the sucking, the what did you?
Speaker 1: The hobbit the hobbit voice, Okay, so um, Hannah. They
Speaker 1: go on their dinner date and she was like, today
Speaker 1: did not go well, and he goes, I just think,
Speaker 1: come in thin ice with you. I haven't heard the
Speaker 1: phrase thin eyes since I was a kid, you know
Speaker 1: the way he said that. Actually, he was like sometimes
Speaker 1: I just feel like around you, like I'm on thin I.
Speaker 1: He was like almost blaming her though, which really fucking
Speaker 1: pissed me. I was letting me out a bit. This
Speaker 1: is all you I haven't heard. My mom used to
Speaker 1: be like, you guys run thin eyes, Like. I haven't
Speaker 1: been on thin ice with anybody since I was like nine?
Speaker 1: Were you? And I deserved it when I was on
Speaker 1: thin ice. I deserved to be anthan eyes. I could
Speaker 1: be always. I mean, I'm on thin ice with you, ah.
Speaker 1: I for me, it's PTSD because I fell through ice
Speaker 1: one time. And then she says, I do have worries
Speaker 1: about you. Quite honestly, Um, I understand where that comes from.
Speaker 1: She's like, I want a real man, a man that
Speaker 1: can own up to his fault. She was like, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to be perfect. It's hard for me. Basically,
Speaker 1: he's playing the part of Hannah on her season, like yes,
Speaker 1: but but but but she was also but luke x
Speaker 1: was really her. When he's like, Caln is telling you lies.
Speaker 1: Why can't you Why are you believing her is our lies?
Speaker 1: And and he's like, but I just want to Funkalin,
Speaker 1: you know, and this is but I just want lukep
Speaker 1: not you, Lucas. Um, I'm trying to be hard is perfect.
Speaker 1: I felt like I only had the reel you at
Speaker 1: the beginning, but not now, which I got mad at.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, no, no, say it. At
Speaker 1: least that's real. And then she was like, I had
Speaker 1: to deal with a lot of crap, Kalin, and I
Speaker 1: did not handle it. Well, Holy crap, I did this all.
Speaker 1: But I'm mad at myself and uh and and he goes,
Speaker 1: I've loved every single thing about you, and she was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck this is weird, and he goes, it's
Speaker 1: hard watching you with other guys flipping through my fingers.
Speaker 1: And then and then she she said the thing about
Speaker 1: I liked it, actually liked it when you got mad
Speaker 1: on the at the football game, at the rugby match,
Speaker 1: because at least you showed emotion. I was like, that's
Speaker 1: really fucked up that you like that. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: like that either. Everything he says, it's like very piss
Speaker 1: us off, like I feel you slipping through my fingers
Speaker 1: with other guys, like the whole like just him being
Speaker 1: like I see other other guys talking to my like
Speaker 1: it's all very possessive. He seems really abusive. And then
Speaker 1: he just strange stray up abusive and then he doesn't
Speaker 1: blink and he's clenching his fists, and then she says,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm on my knees at church and sometimes I'm
Speaker 1: a devilish bit. Yeah, cuts to him on his knees
Speaker 1: at church. I thought that was a weird ya that
Speaker 1: trained to God to be a better person, I guess.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, do you feel like we've had
Speaker 1: enough time? And it's like you had just as much
Speaker 1: time as ye else. I loved that. I was like,
Speaker 1: good for you. I gave you the time. Today did
Speaker 1: not feel good. I don't know how I feel about you.
Speaker 1: This is not what i'd hoped for. I was always
Speaker 1: excited to see you good or bad, but today was
Speaker 1: the worst date so far. I want to know who
Speaker 1: you are and I don't. There are um no real
Speaker 1: to lead to what I really want with you. And
Speaker 1: he was like, I can't, and she said, Luke, I
Speaker 1: can't give you this rose. And then the look on
Speaker 1: his face when she said you know that. He thought
Speaker 1: she was gonna be like, so, I'm gonna give this
Speaker 1: to you, but I really need this, and she just
Speaker 1: said I look in his face was like murder, Like
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm gonna murder Katie. My cavity. I I
Speaker 1: can't wait to murder Katie. I hope that dog drinking
Speaker 1: the from the ball there's noisy and covers up the
Speaker 1: downs and then we see him praying and saying it's
Speaker 1: my fault. I hope she forgives me. I fear we've
Speaker 1: not seen the last of Lucas thinks he's going to hometowns.
Speaker 1: I mean, no way. I I feel like he's not
Speaker 1: gone because I feel like he's gonna like be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I prayed and I saw the error of my ways
Speaker 1: or whatever, and like he's going to come back. And
Speaker 1: I don't fucking I don't think he's gone. And I
Speaker 1: think I think it's partially because the producers, and I
Speaker 1: think it's partially because like she wants his dick so
Speaker 1: bad for some unknown reason, because it's not gonna work, girl,
Speaker 1: come on, like um or it's going to be one
Speaker 1: of those things like what's his name? It came back
Speaker 1: the whistler, Chad, Oh yeah, yeah, back the door. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jordan Rogers looks like, oh no, oh my god. With
Speaker 1: Chad and JoJo's season, that's yeah, yeah, because I remember
Speaker 1: like seeing Jordan Rodgers looking like it's gonna ship his pants.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, life's not all blueberries and paper planes.
Speaker 1: You guys, will you guys doe to the week with me?
Speaker 1: Why So, let me ask you this, who do you
Speaker 1: think it's gonna win? Right now? Right now? It's playing
Speaker 1: like Jed right No, I think Peter Pilot. Who do
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna win? Rob, Peter Pilot, Tyler? I
Speaker 1: like Peter Pilot. I think it's Tyler. This song writer
Speaker 1: is a song. I think I think Jed has a
Speaker 1: has a good shot at it. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: love him, but I think he's got a good shot
Speaker 1: at I know you're not good. I listened to them.
Speaker 1: You tell me what you texted me so well. My
Speaker 1: friend Mark Finn texted me being like, you need to
Speaker 1: listen to these songs because they're fucking nuts. And so
Speaker 1: I listened. By the way, like they're all like weird,
Speaker 1: they're like they're they're like um like jokes songs. No
Speaker 1: once like almost like reggae and like and the and
Speaker 1: the other time sounds like something you would hear on
Speaker 1: the Bachelorette, Which is funny because then I looked at
Speaker 1: related artists and guess who's in there? To Neil Art
Speaker 1: and so many people email that they played like the
Speaker 1: Canadian National anthem atic game next week you Art sang
Speaker 1: at the Canadian thing, the Canadian national anthem anthem at
Speaker 1: the NBA Finals the other night. Really excitement happening. I've
Speaker 1: been watching those games. I guess I don't want I
Speaker 1: don't watch, so I could be actually don't know if
Speaker 1: the game the night before last, the game and the
Speaker 1: night before last. Yeah, she did like a Canadian. No, No,
Speaker 1: it was the last. It was the game before last.
Speaker 1: It was No, it was in Golden States. So it
Speaker 1: was two games ago. Yeah, two games ago. And and
Speaker 1: she um yeah and she she sang it. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: I know, I probably just I don't watch the beginning
Speaker 1: arts larious. I'm so sorry Canada, you got boned. Um alright, tweet.
Speaker 1: There were so many good tweets that I think there's
Speaker 1: like seven that I've narrowed it down to so that
Speaker 1: we have to pick it down to two. Here we go.
Speaker 1: I couldn't pick there were too many. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Number one, sham sham at sham Sham. Two on three,
Speaker 1: Rest in peace, John Paul Jones, Now get back home
Speaker 1: on Laura basket of lotion to the Senator's daughter before
Speaker 1: Clarice finds her. I like that, okay. Number two champam
Speaker 1: at CHAMPI two on three, Wait, if Devin's in Scotland,
Speaker 1: who's rapping all of the non union foot models in
Speaker 1: Sherman Oaks right now? He's a talent manager? Okay, um, okay,
Speaker 1: let's see um Jenny hunt at Jenezuela. I was really
Speaker 1: hoping for a Chiro on the bottom of the screen
Speaker 1: that said mctneil o art on the bottom of the
Speaker 1: screen of that. Okay, um, Jenny Hunt and Jenezuela. Wait,
Speaker 1: I don't get to see John Paul Jones playing these
Speaker 1: games in a kilt, and I'm feeling deprived. R I
Speaker 1: P J p J. Rest in Paradise. We'll see him there, sure, alright,
Speaker 1: Paradise is pretty good. Um okay. Emily as Berry at
Speaker 1: Emily Asberry hardcome from the at lukenss monster to a literal,
Speaker 1: blurred out asshole. Oh my god, I did do that.
Speaker 1: I love that. Oh my god, that was good. Let's
Speaker 1: see okay, um um okay. Rebecca Fini at PENI. I
Speaker 1: can't shake the feeling that Luke P can pounce through
Speaker 1: the TV and strangle me if I look at his
Speaker 1: dilated eyes too directly. Yeah, that's it's like something you
Speaker 1: wrote yourself. Yes, exactly, Okay, Rebecca Fini at Phoenie. Oh
Speaker 1: this is a good one, big ass Douce Canoe. Sounds
Speaker 1: like the porno Luke P starting right before Jesus spoke
Speaker 1: to him in the shower. Does Devin the talent agent
Speaker 1: know something we don't. That's because he said that last night.
Speaker 1: He said, okay, last two, Cheyenne Constant at TRIXI Firecracker,
Speaker 1: Peter stopped trying to do things you saw in cinemax
Speaker 1: as a team. Those scenes were edited in real life
Speaker 1: it's awkward and not sexy. And then seth vat at
Speaker 1: Basebone one, Hannah, Hannah is about to make Jed okay
Speaker 1: said that at Baseball one, Hannah is about to make
Speaker 1: Jed lord of her landing strip. All right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: narrow it down to these two. Um, it's going to
Speaker 1: be okay, here we go, these two. It's going to
Speaker 1: be this one. JN you have to have blurred out okay,
Speaker 1: Jenny haunts. I don't get to see John Paul Jones
Speaker 1: playing these games in the Kilton and feeling deprived. R
Speaker 1: I p J p J rest in Paradise and Emily
Speaker 1: asked very at Emily asked very hardcore from the Lukeness
Speaker 1: Monster to real literal Blord. I like that. I gotta
Speaker 1: do that one. It's so good, such a good one.
Speaker 1: I love it. Um, Rob, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: What do you have to promote? I'm on Instagram and
Speaker 1: r O Benedict. I'm on Twitter at r O B
Speaker 1: Benedict and uh, you can find me on Supernatural. I
Speaker 1: was at the end of last season. There was a cliffhanger,
Speaker 1: and stay tuned for this last season. It's could be
Speaker 1: our final season is Supernatural and uh and and Chuck
Speaker 1: is is uh is going to be back? That's all
Speaker 1: I can say. Oh my god, Um, okay, I have UM.
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Speaker 1: Right now, all of the l A shelters are super
Speaker 1: full and they're about to get fuller because it's fourth
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Speaker 1: you know, look into fostering from any of the six
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Speaker 1: I would go do that myself. But maybe that's that's
Speaker 1: a lot of cats. Maybe maybe you doo can get
Speaker 1: four cats and that makes my household have eighty thumbs.
Speaker 1: Don't really wait, I can't do mad Mint test Mint
Speaker 1: Tess two extra thumbs per hand. There's a thumb inside
Speaker 1: the extra thumb. There's It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Some people are freaked out by it, and some people
Speaker 1: will know. I would like to um like Rob, will
Speaker 1: you join us next Thursday if I can capture Lance
Speaker 1: Bath Yes? Please? Okay, great, thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1: Don't hang up. I miss you all. Thanks for doing this,
Speaker 1: giving the podcast. We'll be back. It'll be late. It'll
Speaker 1: be next Thursday, probably in the evening, so just watch out, Perette. Bye.