Speaker 1: Second, on this segment, we hear all sorts of strange
Speaker 1: stories about how people met and what magical circumstances and
Speaker 1: planets had to align in order to bring the two
Speaker 1: of them together, Yes, and then rip them apart because
Speaker 1: they're here with us? Is that? But when I read
Speaker 1: the email from one of our listeners, Evan, I was flabbergasted, fundled,
Speaker 1: I was thunder struck. Even The reason is because Evan
Speaker 1: claims he met a woman not online but out in
Speaker 1: the real world in person. And Evan, I don't want
Speaker 1: to call you a liar right off the bat, because
Speaker 1: my therapist told me I need to stop doing that
Speaker 1: to people. But I will say that I'm very skeptical
Speaker 1: and I want to hear your story. But first tell
Speaker 1: us about this so called woman that you met out
Speaker 1: in the real world. What's her name, Brandy? To the
Speaker 1: real world? Were you in when you met her? We
Speaker 1: were the bar? People still do that? People still meet
Speaker 1: a bar's huh, Alexai, Yeah they do. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was last but they meet, right. So what
Speaker 1: drew you to Brandy at the bar? Yeah? So it
Speaker 1: was like a line dancing bar she was at with
Speaker 1: her friends. I was at with my friends. Yeah, as
Speaker 1: she caught my eye. She was cute and she could
Speaker 1: boot scoot and boogie really well line dance, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that would be a turn onto Okay, Yes,
Speaker 1: so we were dancing. We hit it off, and I
Speaker 1: got her number. You know, we couldn't really talk to
Speaker 1: you know, the music was loud, so I didn't find
Speaker 1: out a bunch about her, but I knew she was
Speaker 1: cute and single, and I figured, let me get to
Speaker 1: know her better, maybe have dinner. Wait, and she gave
Speaker 1: you her real phone number. She did? I deck did?
Speaker 1: She decked it back. I said, let's have a date,
Speaker 1: not like a cowboy date, just like a regular day
Speaker 1: weird Again, Normally it's like here's my Instagram, then here's
Speaker 1: my snatchat, then you get the real number. I mean,
Speaker 1: she must have honestly been super into Yeah. It has
Speaker 1: to say something about the connection you had if she
Speaker 1: was just like, here's my actual number, call me anytime.
Speaker 1: So did you actually reach out and schedule something? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So we texted for a bit and then we scheduled
Speaker 1: a dinner and we met. This is crazy, I mean,
Speaker 1: I know, because it doesn't happen. Well, and like when
Speaker 1: you're at the bar, you're like drinking and that you know,
Speaker 1: like maybe memories aren't as clear. So like what that
Speaker 1: first meeting was like, describe it. Yeah, well, this is
Speaker 1: my first date in a while that didn't start online,
Speaker 1: so I actually knew less about her than I would
Speaker 1: normally know about a person going in. Yeah, it's kind
Speaker 1: of nice having the online profile. It's like a cheat
Speaker 1: sheet before you go into like a big test. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean you could even see her like employment history,
Speaker 1: and it links to your Instagram too and everything. Oh well,
Speaker 1: you could probably just assume she likes hiking. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: she actually does like hiking. Yeah, okay, her kayaker, so
Speaker 1: she's more outdoorsy and more indoorsy. It seemed like we
Speaker 1: maybe didn't have a toime in common, but we did
Speaker 1: find one thing jabond dover and it's something I'm really into. Actually,
Speaker 1: my favorite movie Jurassic Park O good choice. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I I loved all the old ones so crazy
Speaker 1: at the time, those dinosaurs like ripping through and then
Speaker 1: on all the new technology, it just gets better and better. Actually,
Speaker 1: the new ones were even cool. Dinosaurs eating the other dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: You rolling around their little balls. I'm into it all, Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean it's an easy segue to like, we should
Speaker 1: watch that together, right, Yeah, you can pick your favorite one.
Speaker 1: Even more, I think about what dinosaurs were like back then,
Speaker 1: just some were meat eaters that were plant eaters. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: diet yes, just like animals today. Okay, no, I mean
Speaker 1: even sorry, we're joking. That's cool. Yeah, it's good to
Speaker 1: be passionate. I'm curious, like, did you feel like the
Speaker 1: conversation was easier when you didn't know a lot about
Speaker 1: her yet? To know? I mean it was, there was
Speaker 1: kind of more to find out, but we didn't seem
Speaker 1: to have a ton in common. But I mean we
Speaker 1: got there eventually. I was still having a nice time
Speaker 1: with her, right, you still had a chemistry? Well, I
Speaker 1: thought so, because after dinner I invited her to my
Speaker 1: place and she came, all right, how was it back
Speaker 1: at your place? So that's kind of why I'm looking
Speaker 1: for your help. She agreed to come back to my house,
Speaker 1: but then I tried to put the moves on her
Speaker 1: and it didn't really work. She didn't spend the night,
Speaker 1: and since then, I've tried to get back in touch
Speaker 1: with her, and she hasn't really responded, and I mean
Speaker 1: I kind of don't understand, so like as soon as
Speaker 1: you got back to your place, like her attitude changed
Speaker 1: or I know, she still seemed friendly. It seemed okay.
Speaker 1: We sat down on my couch in the living room
Speaker 1: and I was kind of going for it, maybe trying
Speaker 1: to make out a little bit, and she didn't seem
Speaker 1: super into it. Did warm her up at all? Like, yes,
Speaker 1: did you offer a drink? Did you put on a show? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta have a vibe going chat, put some music on. No.
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't like mull her right away, and
Speaker 1: we I gave her a drink. We talked for some more.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think I was like rude. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you have like Jurassic Park on the TV or
Speaker 1: something like that? Yeah, that might have been a good
Speaker 1: well it sufinitely a romantic movie, but maybe it would
Speaker 1: have been something there was by a raptor. I get
Speaker 1: kind of cool. Why they can open their mouths. Oh
Speaker 1: that was actually a really cool scene. I remember that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember that. What she say when she left just
Speaker 1: said good night, night to meet you, goodbye. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: we haven't given us a lot to go on here,
Speaker 1: but we have started off with worse I can say
Speaker 1: that that's true. You're not the worst case scenario. Did
Speaker 1: you know? We're gonna play a song, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: We'll call Brandy for you see if she's actually a
Speaker 1: real woman like you say she is, and then get
Speaker 1: your second date update right after this. All right, life
Speaker 1: signs away, right Jurassic Park line. Yes, Jeff Goldblin club,
Speaker 1: you are a true Jurassic Park fan. All right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do it next. Hold on second. A few things
Speaker 1: in this world get me in the mood, like discussing
Speaker 1: the prehistoric diet of an adult alasaurus. Oh god, just
Speaker 1: to think about that. That dude date Stegasaurs. He brachiasaurs
Speaker 1: and her name is sore. He put that thing in
Speaker 1: his mouth. And that's just a taste of the conversation
Speaker 1: that Evan had on his first date with Brandy because
Speaker 1: his favorite movie is Jurassic Park. So I don't think
Speaker 1: any of us were surprised that that led back to
Speaker 1: Evan's place. Was it all that alisaurus talk? Is that
Speaker 1: what it was? Evan the got you her? There could
Speaker 1: be could be Unfortunately, things kind of died down shortly
Speaker 1: after that, and there was no dino play forevering that night.
Speaker 1: But we're hoping to maybe get some here with the
Speaker 1: second date update. And you know, you were kind of like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, hard to read in the last one.
Speaker 1: Are you excited about a second date with her? Or
Speaker 1: definitely excited about a second date? I mean, I think
Speaker 1: she's cute. We didn't seem to like have a ton
Speaker 1: of comment at first, but I think that's okay. I
Speaker 1: think we can hang out some more and see what happens.
Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely like to try get so it's
Speaker 1: not a bad thing. He might just be intimidated because
Speaker 1: we have some dinosaurs working on this show, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my, I'm into it. Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I have been here a very long time.
Speaker 1: I get it. Baleontologists keep trying to come into the
Speaker 1: studio trying to carbon date you. But that's something that
Speaker 1: we're going to handle on another day. We're gonna focus
Speaker 1: on helping Evan. Here we go. I'm in a dial
Speaker 1: Brandy's phone number, get your second date right now? Hello?
Speaker 1: Hey is this Brandy? Yeah? Who is this? Hey? Brandy.
Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, okay, maybe you listen sometimes maybe,
Speaker 1: I mean I've I've heard of the show. Okay, what's
Speaker 1: going on? Maybe you've heard of a segment we do
Speaker 1: on the show called a second Date Update. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what is this? Okay, maybe not? Because this is
Speaker 1: where we help our listeners get in touch with people
Speaker 1: after they've gone out on a date with somebody and
Speaker 1: they're getting ghosted. And so you went out recently with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Evan. I did go out
Speaker 1: with a guy named Evan. Yeah. Was it hard for
Speaker 1: you to admit that you went out with Evan? What?
Speaker 1: Because your tone was a little bit you know, oh yeah, shy,
Speaker 1: like you were you hesitated for a second. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's just that it was one of the more weird
Speaker 1: dates that I've been on. So it was weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: weird is a weird weird like to describe it, just
Speaker 1: because you know, what he told us sounded pretty normal. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said you two didn't have a ton in common,
Speaker 1: but you did bond over Jurassic Park. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: like really into it and At first, I was like, hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: who doesn't love Jurassic Parks? Like they're certainly entertaining movies, right,
Speaker 1: But I think I wasn't really prepared for the extent
Speaker 1: that he was going to be into it and like
Speaker 1: demonstrate that love of Jurassic Park? What do you mean demonstrate? That?
Speaker 1: Always sounds like something physical to me. So he had
Speaker 1: a salad before his main meal came, and he was like,
Speaker 1: picture being a dinosaur back in the time, and like
Speaker 1: there were plant eaters, and so he started like eating
Speaker 1: his salad with his hands as if he was a dinosaur,
Speaker 1: and like when his steak came, he like did the
Speaker 1: short t rex arms, you know, and it was like
Speaker 1: the whole thing arms or first two he like picked
Speaker 1: up his steak with his tiny t rex arms, took
Speaker 1: a boy and made like a wow. I mean, did
Speaker 1: you want to like crawl under the table with embarrassment
Speaker 1: or do you want to crawl over the table and
Speaker 1: get into that mouse? Definitely not the last thing you
Speaker 1: just did. I would have been just humiliated. Like this
Speaker 1: guy's picking up why zalad like dressing covered? Why did
Speaker 1: you go home with him? Yet he did mention that
Speaker 1: you went back to his house, So you couldn't have
Speaker 1: been completely turned up. Okay, yes, so I just saw
Speaker 1: it at a certain point. I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I think he's just trying to be funny, and I
Speaker 1: just think that it ended up being too over the
Speaker 1: top and like he didn't realize it and whatever. So
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, when I first met
Speaker 1: him at the country bar, he was really cool, and
Speaker 1: so I just like, all overlook this, like he's nervous right. Well,
Speaker 1: and when you first met him, he had friends, so
Speaker 1: he just like proof that other people like hanging out
Speaker 1: with him exactly other other dinosaur loving friends too. So
Speaker 1: what happened back at his place? So he said it
Speaker 1: was his house, He's like, back to my house. But like, honestly,
Speaker 1: it was more almost like a studio apartment. The only
Speaker 1: way I can describe it is like almost like a
Speaker 1: dorm room because he had bunk beds. Oh oh, does
Speaker 1: a roommate? As far as I knew, he didn't have
Speaker 1: a roommate. But he's like, let me make you a drink,
Speaker 1: and if you after you have a couple of drinks,
Speaker 1: you know what, you can sleep in my daughter's bed
Speaker 1: because she's not here this weekend, so you can have
Speaker 1: the top bunk. Oh, and you didn't know that he
Speaker 1: was a dad. That's a lot to walk into. I'm
Speaker 1: still picturing if he made the drinks with dinosaur hands. Still, yeah,
Speaker 1: we should focus on the daughter. I feel like t
Speaker 1: Rex would be a Manhattan guy, definitely. Okay, So I
Speaker 1: think the best thing that we couldn't do in this
Speaker 1: situation is just let you talk to daddy. Soaurus Rex
Speaker 1: himself because he's on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Oh boy, having you there? Hey, Brandy,
Speaker 1: how are you? Hey? I've been better, I guess how
Speaker 1: are you listen? I mean the dinosaurs stuff. I was
Speaker 1: fooling around, But I'm sorry that you weren't expecting the
Speaker 1: daughter thing. But I mean, yeah, that doesn't have to
Speaker 1: affect us right away or even I mean, I can
Speaker 1: date people casually and my daughter's away a lot of
Speaker 1: the time. Okay, yeah, I just again, I didn't know
Speaker 1: any of this. You've never mentioned it at dinner, so
Speaker 1: for us to show up, and the fact that you
Speaker 1: sleep in bunk beds and you are a grown man,
Speaker 1: it's just kind of like in the Dinosta. I just
Speaker 1: don't think I'm the right fit for you. What if
Speaker 1: you got rid? Can you? Is there any chance to
Speaker 1: get rid of the bunk beds? Evan? Like moved too?
Speaker 1: You're you're asking for a child's bed to be described.
Speaker 1: I I guess I shouldn't be surprised at that. But
Speaker 1: how are you ever going to date Evan in bunk beds?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, like the kid could have a
Speaker 1: loft and at least you could have a double underneath
Speaker 1: it or something. I don't know. I just it's just
Speaker 1: so hard. It's just gonna be hard. It's hard to
Speaker 1: bring a woman back to bunk beds, like an adult
Speaker 1: woman's supposed to be helping him trying. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: help the studios now that big yeah, yeah, maybe a
Speaker 1: pull out couch like that could be an ocean Again.
Speaker 1: I think the show somehow always finds a way to
Speaker 1: focus on the wrong thing. We shouldn't be trying to
Speaker 1: figure out how to redesign his studio apartment to make
Speaker 1: a relationship work. Don't don't try and fix him. Let's
Speaker 1: we're just trying to get a second day. Maybe he's
Speaker 1: just in transition, you know, like when you're transitioning into
Speaker 1: a new life as a single dad. Maybe the studio
Speaker 1: is just for now. Yeah, sure, Actually no, it's a
Speaker 1: permanent thing. I'm kind of a minimalist. I really like
Speaker 1: small spaces. Makes me feel big like a dino. Wow,
Speaker 1: there might be some some extra room in that bunk
Speaker 1: bed for a third, if you're willing to give him
Speaker 1: another shot. Even though I did hear you say no earlier,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have short term memory like a dinosaur
Speaker 1: and ask again, would you like to go out with Evan?
Speaker 1: We will pay for that second day. We'll also pay
Speaker 1: for dino chicken nuggets. I actually have a to those
Speaker 1: in my freezer. He can cook. Come on, Brandy, we'd
Speaker 1: like to send you on another date with Evan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: on us, and then you guys can go back to
Speaker 1: your place where there are no bunk beds. I'm guessing
Speaker 1: there aren't bunk beds at my place, but I would
Speaker 1: the entire time know that where Evan is going back
Speaker 1: home to has bunk beds, right Like, that doesn't eliminate
Speaker 1: the fact that he has them. If you're good enough,
Speaker 1: he may never want to go back home. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: a kid. Oh my god, what happened. That was a
Speaker 1: sad dinosaur grell because I guess this is not going well.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for Statosaurus. Feel guilty, now, don't you?
Speaker 1: Brook Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Was it just me?
Speaker 1: Or during that entire second Date update, was anybody else
Speaker 1: picturing jeff Goldbloom lying on a side with a shirt open?
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, but you were too, I wasn't you
Speaker 1: guys weren't thinking. I mean, if anything, I would have
Speaker 1: gotten more modern with like Chris Pratt or whoever. Yeah, okay, yeah, Bratt, No,
Speaker 1: I'm going with the og the original Stranger. Well, maybe
Speaker 1: that's what distracted me, and that was the reason that
Speaker 1: we couldn't get a second date update going for those two.
Speaker 1: So I'll take the blame. I think I think it
Speaker 1: was the dinosaur sound effects. Take the blame. But we
Speaker 1: were really working. Yeah, the dinosaur sound effects didn't help
Speaker 1: in the Dinosaur. All the reenactments were bad. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So no surprise, no second date for the two of them.
Speaker 1: Although the good news is Brooke, you might have a
Speaker 1: future after your radio stuff is done. You could help
Speaker 1: empty nesters redecorate their children's rooms to release the memory
Speaker 1: that kids were ever in there. Yeah, Brooke, it's not
Speaker 1: a bad idea for you if you want a date.
Speaker 1: Remember if you ever want to get a second date.
Speaker 1: Update emailed the show. We'll call the person who wasn't
Speaker 1: calling you back Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.