Speaker 1: Who am I? What is this realm? What is up
Speaker 1: there in the night sky? Where is the edge to
Speaker 1: this beautiful flat earth? Is the ocean blue because the
Speaker 1: sky is blue? Is the sky blue because that's God's
Speaker 1: favorite color? Because he's a boy? These are some of
Speaker 1: the questions that keep me and Baxter up at night.
Speaker 1: We go back and forth trading our thoughts and feelings.
Speaker 1: The other night we were talking about what if our
Speaker 1: feet were our hands and our hands were our feet.
Speaker 1: I mean, the randomness of it all, it's just astonishing.
Speaker 1: Why is a nose called a nose? Why is a
Speaker 1: carolina called a carolina? Oh? My parents name me? That
Speaker 1: is everything? Okay, realm, I've just never heard you talk
Speaker 1: like this. Does something happen? Well, it's it's a long story.
Speaker 1: Over the weekend, I went to a place called Joshua Tree.
Speaker 1: Now I didn't didn't go there on purpose, mind you.
Speaker 1: Actually was quite the adventure. I was walking to my
Speaker 1: local stopping shop and well, you can fill in the rest. No,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't fill in the rest. Well, I
Speaker 1: ran into an old pal I used to jam with. You,
Speaker 1: remember Skylar, right, Skyler with the sax. Well you can
Speaker 1: guess what happens next? No, I promise I can't get jeez,
Speaker 1: you're not helping me out here. You're really gonna make
Speaker 1: me spell this out for you, aren't you. No. I
Speaker 1: just want to know your story about Joshua Tree. I mean,
Speaker 1: whatever led you to all of these surreal questions about
Speaker 1: the world. I'm interested? All right. Well, Skylar and his
Speaker 1: sacks took me on the road with his jazz trio.
Speaker 1: I hopped on their tour bus to their next gear
Speaker 1: at Toyota, Sienna. Okay, and boy was it magical? Me
Speaker 1: Skyler and his crew. We we played music. We sang
Speaker 1: some songs, drank a little, danced a little, fought over
Speaker 1: some power dynamics in the band, met some mysterious women
Speaker 1: who we loved. But God did Carolina we love the
Speaker 1: music more. It's a common conflict. Then, right around the
Speaker 1: third act, life on the road took a turn for
Speaker 1: the worse. Empty glass pipes all around me. A love child,
Speaker 1: I abandoned somewhere an Encino Eggzema. My life was in
Speaker 1: the toilet bowl. I had to miss our next show
Speaker 1: at the gas Lamp Artisan Market's annual pet parade. I
Speaker 1: told Skyler to pull the bus over. How long were
Speaker 1: you on the bus? Depending on traffic, it's about a
Speaker 1: two hour drive anyway, I told them to drop me
Speaker 1: off in Joshua Tree, the desert. There had to be
Speaker 1: something more to this life than the lights, the fans,
Speaker 1: the girls. And he said, you went south from Diego. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I never know how tough it is to get into
Speaker 1: Joshua Tree. The security is insane, the guard towers, the fencing,
Speaker 1: the dogs, the people selling chicklets. Drink it, drink its chicklets.
Speaker 1: You know what I think now that you're saying, I
Speaker 1: think you went to Mexico. Well, wherever it was, it
Speaker 1: was beautiful, sandy beaches, amazing food, nice people. They were
Speaker 1: speaking Spanish. Now that's Mexico. That's where you were. And
Speaker 1: it was in Joshua Tree where I found only more questions.
Speaker 1: Where does all this beauty come from in the world?
Speaker 1: Does it come from me? Does it come from my
Speaker 1: own eyeballs that see it? No, it's definitely the world
Speaker 1: definitely already exists. Is life an amazing dream? I don't know,
Speaker 1: ron I mean, these are just questions mystics have been
Speaker 1: asking since the beginning of time, which is why I
Speaker 1: have chosen our topic today to be the questions of
Speaker 1: the universe for the sake of time. Do you think
Speaker 1: we can get more specific? Um? Okay, the questions of
Speaker 1: our world? It's still pretty broad. Maybe, um, maybe a
Speaker 1: specific question. Okay, how about the questions of life and
Speaker 1: love and the planets beyond. That's it. That'll be our
Speaker 1: top Maybe just spirituality, or how about you let me
Speaker 1: pick the topic since it's my fucking podcast. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: I am so sorry. I know you can you look
Speaker 1: at me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Let's just ya, you're right.
Speaker 1: Just maybe let's spirit spiritlogy, spirituality, spirituality. That'll be today's topic.
Speaker 1: And I wish I wish that were someone we could
Speaker 1: we could call to talk about the subject. Otherwise you
Speaker 1: and I can handle it, I think. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: pass me your book. I'll see if we have look
Speaker 1: through my rolodex here, Yes, I keep a rolodex, folks.
Speaker 1: My rollo X doesn't lose its memory, not a lot
Speaker 1: of How is Stephanie that she's not very spiritual? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call her girl with lippering. Girl with lippering.
Speaker 1: There's no name there is there even a number? Um?
Speaker 1: It's just I think it's just a stick figure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: girl with lippering. Thank you. You have nine one one
Speaker 1: in here? Just so I I remember to call nine
Speaker 1: one one if there's an emergency. Okay, And you have
Speaker 1: the number to dial Z one hundreds Z one hundreds
Speaker 1: dash for cash. Yes, um, oh my god? Do you
Speaker 1: is this real? Do you have Deepak cho Deepak Chopra's number?
Speaker 1: Of course I do, Deepox. He would be perfect. Oh,
Speaker 1: he would be I don't want to bother him though. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: well let's see if we could track him down. He's
Speaker 1: usually just sitting around his apartment in New York. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this would be amazing. I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 1: Of course, let's call deepop This is one of five
Speaker 1: numbers you have in your roods. Why I didn't land
Speaker 1: on that one to begin with? It's crazy? But then again,
Speaker 1: you know, I forgot I have nine one one in there? Also?
Speaker 1: Have you ever forgotten that number? I can't say that
Speaker 1: I have, but I just it's like a security blanket.
Speaker 1: I think if I took the nine one card out
Speaker 1: of my rolodex, I'd panic and I'd forget. What is
Speaker 1: the number for emergency? Do you know what the number
Speaker 1: for information is? Non emergency information? Yeah? Can you write
Speaker 1: that in that blank rollodex right there? Three? One? Okay,
Speaker 1: got it? And then this weekend, I know you're not
Speaker 1: doing anything because you're never doing anything. I have some
Speaker 1: can you find out where girl with a lip ring
Speaker 1: do some research stry to tracker downy? I mean I
Speaker 1: can make flyers, I guess sure. Okay, all great ideas.
Speaker 1: Can you rin Assessna an airplane and drop the flyers
Speaker 1: out of the plane World War two style? Yes? I
Speaker 1: feel like that must be illegal. We won't know it's
Speaker 1: illegal until we try it or until we ask just
Speaker 1: do it. Okay, this is out of our budget, I think,
Speaker 1: but I will look into Okay, so we are currently
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to break as we try to track
Speaker 1: down Mr Deepak Chopra fingers crossed. We'll see what happens,
Speaker 1: and we're back in the Ron Burgundy podcast. We are
Speaker 1: about to dial Mr Deepak Chopra, good friend of mine,
Speaker 1: to get into the topic of spirituality. So Carolina, go
Speaker 1: ahead and die up our friend Mr Deepak Ray. He's
Speaker 1: going to be thrilled and duco for solo. Hello is
Speaker 1: deep back? There. Who's this Hi, This is Stephanie. Hang up,
Speaker 1: Hang up, quickly, hang up, hang up? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: who dodged a bullet on that one? Who's Stephanie mixing
Speaker 1: the numbers? Yeah? Oh, but you know what Stephanie knows,
Speaker 1: girl with the lip ring to go through her? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, try try this other number, the one that's
Speaker 1: if you scrape away that kicked on barbecue sauce, you
Speaker 1: can get the rest of them, the rest of the
Speaker 1: number there. This is perfect cute. Well it's not blood,
Speaker 1: it's not human blood. Okay, do you have it there? Okay?
Speaker 1: Dialing Mr deepak Bra Hello, Hi is this deep Yeah, Depark,
Speaker 1: so wonderful to have you here via satellite phone. Thank
Speaker 1: you for being a part of the podcast today. Thank
Speaker 1: you on it's a pleasure to be with you. Where
Speaker 1: where are you calling from right now? Somewhere somewhere exotic?
Speaker 1: Actually I lived non locally, but my physical body is
Speaker 1: in New York at the moment. You live non locally
Speaker 1: and but the physical body? Yes, Um, what does that
Speaker 1: mean living? What exactly does that mean? I am and
Speaker 1: I live Wherever I am and where I am has
Speaker 1: no location in space? And time. By saying I am
Speaker 1: I'm not referring to the body mind. I'm referring to
Speaker 1: the awareness in which my body mind is a changing experience.
Speaker 1: So when we say we're in Los Angeles, we are
Speaker 1: are physically were our physic called bodies in Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: but our body mind. But but the fact is that
Speaker 1: Los Angeles is a human construct like latitude and longitude
Speaker 1: are a human construct. Of money is a human construct.
Speaker 1: Of wall streets is a human construct. Greinwich mean time
Speaker 1: is a human concerts Philadelphia is not a human construct
Speaker 1: that places it is. I don't know about that, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So what is it that creates those constructs? Why do
Speaker 1: human beings creates stories around raw experience? Why do they
Speaker 1: do that? Patients? Yes? Why? Because we are storytellers, That's it.
Speaker 1: We're the only species who tells stories, including a story
Speaker 1: called nation state, or story called religion, a story called science.
Speaker 1: And then we mess up and we create climate change
Speaker 1: and war and terrorism and eco destruction and extinction of
Speaker 1: species and violence. We are we're in same species. Well,
Speaker 1: there is a raccoon that lives in my backyard. He
Speaker 1: tells me stories every Sunday night. Does that count No,
Speaker 1: you interpret the stories. Run are you? I swear he
Speaker 1: talks to me? Okay, Well, then in that case you
Speaker 1: you have broken the mold. You are into inter species communication.
Speaker 1: That's where it's all about what the perceptual experience of
Speaker 1: the rackooness Deepak. Let me ask you this, when when
Speaker 1: you were in school, did your friends call you d
Speaker 1: money or was it always just Deepak? They calls me deep? Okay?
Speaker 1: I like that that works on many different levels because
Speaker 1: you are a deep person and deep yes. Um, let
Speaker 1: me ask you, what would you tell someone who just
Speaker 1: has questions about life. Well, on a very superficial level,
Speaker 1: I would say life is a sexually transmitted into watch it,
Speaker 1: watch it, d money, watch it. Life is a sexually
Speaker 1: transmitted in durable condition. On a deeper level, life is
Speaker 1: all there is. Without life, there is no experience. True
Speaker 1: life is all what we call the body, what we
Speaker 1: call the world, what we call anything that we give
Speaker 1: a name to is it actually created in consciousness? And
Speaker 1: once we agree on the meaning of the world, it
Speaker 1: becomes our reality. I know that you probably are a
Speaker 1: huge proponent of of trying to live more In the moment,
Speaker 1: I would assume that Um and I have trouble because
Speaker 1: I'm always thinking, Oh, I've got to plan my next vacation.
Speaker 1: Oh what should I have for lunch? Should I have
Speaker 1: a grilled cheese sandwich or tuna? You know? What what
Speaker 1: steps should we take to just slow down and live
Speaker 1: more in the moment? Yeah, Ron, that's a very important question,
Speaker 1: because if you're not living in the moment and always
Speaker 1: um in the future of the past, then you're not
Speaker 1: really here. You know that what's his name, Wittgenstein, the
Speaker 1: German philosopher, that we are asleep. Life is a dream,
Speaker 1: But once in a while we wake up enough to
Speaker 1: know that we're dreaming, and we wake up to ourselves,
Speaker 1: which is this this presence that we call now. So
Speaker 1: everything that is even a trillionth of a second in
Speaker 1: the past or a trillionth of a second in the
Speaker 1: future is a dream. So we are in fact living
Speaker 1: a dream reality. And if you're always anticipating the future
Speaker 1: when it finally arrives, you won't be there for it.
Speaker 1: So what's the point. Sometimes I wake up and I
Speaker 1: am running down the middle lane of the freeway in
Speaker 1: my underwear, screaming at the top of my lunch. What
Speaker 1: does that mean? Means that you're having a panic attack.
Speaker 1: For whatever reason, you're having existential anxiety. Fair enough, What
Speaker 1: what is your hope for the human race? Can I
Speaker 1: ask you that? I think if you really want, um
Speaker 1: my honest opinion, the human race is doomed to extinction.
Speaker 1: We've it's it's an experiment that didn't work out. So
Speaker 1: I think either we evolve to a new stage of
Speaker 1: our being or we're doomed like the dinosaurs. So we're
Speaker 1: up creek without a paddle. Yeah, we need to take
Speaker 1: a leap in our imagination to see what a peaceful,
Speaker 1: just sustainable, healthier and joyful world could be because it exists.
Speaker 1: It exists in our imagination at the moment. If we
Speaker 1: somehow evolved and developed gills and could breathe underwater with
Speaker 1: that help, I think it would help unless we created
Speaker 1: the junkyard underwater as well, But we're doing right now,
Speaker 1: you know, I think nothing will happen. We could go
Speaker 1: into outer space and still create junk over there. So
Speaker 1: the only thing that could help is our own transformation.
Speaker 1: So at our in our pure essence, we're just nasty creatures.
Speaker 1: We have the potential, though, for being both divine and babolical.
Speaker 1: So right now we actually expressed our diabolical tendencies, but
Speaker 1: we have the other tendency too. Do you have any
Speaker 1: TV shows? Do you have any favorite TV shows? Do
Speaker 1: you like? I used to watch Candid Camera that really
Speaker 1: there's a lot of fun. And I wish the whole
Speaker 1: world would watch stuff like that. Then they wouldn't be
Speaker 1: so nationalist an angry, and you know, they'd understand the
Speaker 1: human conditions little more because you know, well, Run that
Speaker 1: humor is is dealing with contradiction and paradox and ambiguity,
Speaker 1: and it is actually humor is a way to get
Speaker 1: to our soul, as most art is. Science is the
Speaker 1: language of the mind. I've always said that what you do,
Speaker 1: what you guys do, is language of the soul. That
Speaker 1: is wonderful language of the soul. That science of the mind,
Speaker 1: language of the soul. Yeah, that's a good Do you
Speaker 1: mind if we take that for runs? Could I copyright that?
Speaker 1: You can steal it? Okay? Perfect? Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 1: This is recorded, so this will stand up in a
Speaker 1: in a court of law. Thank you. Deepak. If you
Speaker 1: would honor us and lead us in a bit of
Speaker 1: a meditation here, we would we would love to to
Speaker 1: go along with you here. Sure, so wherever you are
Speaker 1: if you can, unless you're driving. Wherever you are, just
Speaker 1: sit quietly, put your feet firmly on the ground, and
Speaker 1: keep your eyes closed or close your eyes and start
Speaker 1: to observe your breath and just watching the breath will
Speaker 1: slow it down. And since breath and sort go together,
Speaker 1: just watching the breath, your mind will settle. And now
Speaker 1: bring it into or bring your awareness into your heart
Speaker 1: in the middle of the chest, and then mentally asked
Speaker 1: the following question who am I? What am I? Antially meant,
Speaker 1: and then don't try to answer it. Just be aware
Speaker 1: of any sensation, image, feeling or thought that comes to you.
Speaker 1: Do it a pull of times, a few times mentally
Speaker 1: who am I? What am I? If you want to
Speaker 1: go deeper, say who who wants to know? Who wants?
Speaker 1: What is it that wants to know? Just observing any sensations, images, feelings, thoughts.
Speaker 1: That's spontaneously right a chicken caesar salad reading, And now
Speaker 1: ask the question what do I want? What is my
Speaker 1: deepest desire? Once again allowing any sensations, images, feelings, or
Speaker 1: thoughts to spontaneously. Riss Is are you dying. Two more questions,
Speaker 1: what is my purpose? Fantasy lead? Why do I do
Speaker 1: what I do? Have a w n B a fantasy leak,
Speaker 1: allowing any sensation, image, feeling, or thought to come to you? Yes,
Speaker 1: Sueperd had assists. And now the final question points what
Speaker 1: am I grateful for? Not firelight like allowing any sensation, image, feeling,
Speaker 1: a thought to come to And now just feel your body,
Speaker 1: feel the sensations in your body. It takes a few
Speaker 1: seconds and open your right m. This is a meditation
Speaker 1: in reflective self inquiry. Now is it, customer? My wallet
Speaker 1: is gone? Yeah? Is that? I told you money is
Speaker 1: a human construct? Because someone made it up? Someone took
Speaker 1: my wallet, just saying whether whether it's a human construct
Speaker 1: or not, Well, that's not your concern and we've got
Speaker 1: to get at that here. While my eyes were shut
Speaker 1: and was blowing, my heart rate stole. Well, you exchange
Speaker 1: your inner being and that was the payment. But your
Speaker 1: idea wasn't there? Right? Okay? Um, Well what I feel
Speaker 1: very very calm. Oh, I'm so happy. We can do
Speaker 1: other kinds of meditations. You know, there's awareness of mind,
Speaker 1: awareness of emotions, awareness of body, aware awareness of perception
Speaker 1: of relationship, transcendence, meditation. Most people don't understand meditation. They
Speaker 1: think it's a system of thought, but actually it's a
Speaker 1: way of bypassing thought. So we're not supposed to pay
Speaker 1: attention to our thoughts. No, whatever happens is fine. But
Speaker 1: you can see that most of your thoughts on at
Speaker 1: your own they're recycling public information, so you don't have
Speaker 1: to be victimized by thought. Can you teach me how
Speaker 1: to levitate or levitate an object? Yes, but we'd have
Speaker 1: to be there together. And how much would that cost me?
Speaker 1: Huh nothing? Oh? Okay, good, Wow, I'd be charging with
Speaker 1: a lot of money. I mean, I know that's a
Speaker 1: human construct, but i'd be charging. Once you realize that
Speaker 1: the physical body is an illusion, then you can do
Speaker 1: whatever you want. It's part of the dream like that.
Speaker 1: So the next time I'm at a Lakers game and
Speaker 1: I don't have a ticket, I can just walk right
Speaker 1: down to the front row and I can just say
Speaker 1: that you are on the human body you want is Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: their security is pretty tight, very tight. Trust me. Deep.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, what's your nine to five? Like,
Speaker 1: what's a typical day for Deep? Actobra. Typical days, I
Speaker 1: woke wake up very early. I wake up around four
Speaker 1: thirty five. I spend two hours in reflection and meditation.
Speaker 1: I do one hour yoga every day, and then after that,
Speaker 1: I just shoot the breeze. I'm meaning, I do whatever
Speaker 1: I feel like, and it's like I'm singing my song
Speaker 1: and some people enjoy hearing it. And then in the
Speaker 1: evening I do a shortter meditation. I go for a
Speaker 1: long walk in New York City, and before I sleep,
Speaker 1: I meditate on the mystery of death. Holy smokes, I
Speaker 1: don't know. But I'm seventy two. I don't have to
Speaker 1: face the fact that I'm in the final chapters of
Speaker 1: my life. You're on the you're on the back nine,
Speaker 1: as I say, the golf world, Yes, what do we do? Deepark?
Speaker 1: If like, what do you do with criticism? Or if
Speaker 1: anyone's mean to you? Yeah? What if someone walks up
Speaker 1: to you while you're on your walk through New York
Speaker 1: City and say, hey, Bob, out of my way. Um,
Speaker 1: if it's a homeless person, I give them twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: If it's somebody else, I just keep walking. And I
Speaker 1: used to get offended by the good and by the
Speaker 1: bad opinions of others. It was never immune to criticism,
Speaker 1: but then I worked on it and write this moment
Speaker 1: in my life, I'm immune to both criticism and flattery.
Speaker 1: With growing older kind of you're just middle of the road,
Speaker 1: right there. Yeah, well, I let it pass. It's not
Speaker 1: important if you're If you are always concerned about what
Speaker 1: other people think about you, then you'll be offended for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life. I need to work on
Speaker 1: that because I still love compliments so much, and criticism
Speaker 1: just it reduces me to rubble. Usually if Ron gets criticized,
Speaker 1: he just sits down wherever he is in the middle
Speaker 1: of the floor. I just pout, well, well the seat, Ron.
Speaker 1: The secret to power is to be is to be
Speaker 1: immune to criticism and flattery, to be fearless, and to
Speaker 1: feel beneath no one. That's called self power. Everything else's
Speaker 1: agency power. It can be taken away from you in
Speaker 1: the blink of an eye. But the flattery is pretty
Speaker 1: fun though. Still. Yeah, if you're eight years old to
Speaker 1: se to see my friend, well, you know what, in
Speaker 1: some ways we should We should always hope that we
Speaker 1: act like eight year old. That's true, But some eight
Speaker 1: years end up being heads of state. That's true. Deep,
Speaker 1: my man, you're on fire right now. You are on fire,
Speaker 1: my friend. Um. We cannot thank you enough for being
Speaker 1: on the podcast today. Thank you for taking us on
Speaker 1: a Thank you so much. It was an Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: very grateful. Thank you, and I hope to see you
Speaker 1: guys sometimes. If I never in New York, I'll call you.
Speaker 1: Let's go out for a beer and maybe I can
Speaker 1: sleep on your floor. Sure, well, treat you to a
Speaker 1: good conica and you'll be making it in your nervous
Speaker 1: system so we won't have to go out. Perfect sounds good.
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir, Thank you so much. Thank you so much, everyone,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. The Ron Burgundy Podcast. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back, and we are back. You are listening to
Speaker 1: the Ron Burgundy Podcast once again, right thanks to Mr Deep.
Speaker 1: What a fascinating individual, amazing, just completely has let go
Speaker 1: of the earthly realm. We're dreaming. It's pretty fascinating. We
Speaker 1: still haven't found my wallet, we're still look. I know
Speaker 1: that's a man made construct, but that man made construct
Speaker 1: was filled with two thousand dollars in cash. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: It's a problem. Yeah, that's a problem. Well, there's only
Speaker 1: a few people in the studio. That's more than half
Speaker 1: of what's in my checking account. Anyway, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. Um. But boy, Deepak, he sent
Speaker 1: a shiver through my spine. He doesn't have a lot
Speaker 1: of hope for the human race to figure it out.
Speaker 1: And girls won't help us either. Deals will not help.
Speaker 1: I thought for sure that was going to be the
Speaker 1: lightbulb moment. You always call that your backup. We can
Speaker 1: develop guills. In fact, if I was Bill Gates, I
Speaker 1: would will all my money to the research and development
Speaker 1: of gills for humans, Guild Development. Guild Development. I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's a real that might be a waste. And the
Speaker 1: theme song for the charity of Old Development would be
Speaker 1: sung by Country Western start Vince Gille. Oh, and we
Speaker 1: need a theme song for the Guilt. If they wanted
Speaker 1: to have one, we'd call it Vince Gille. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a it's an idea. I'm a dreamer, I know,
Speaker 1: and I'm a dreamer. Um. Okay, let's go to our
Speaker 1: fact check. Well, there's no reason to have a fact
Speaker 1: check today, because as Deepak laid it out for us
Speaker 1: so eloquently. Um, these are all human constructs. They don't
Speaker 1: really exists. Okay, you're gonna go against the money, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I just all get him right back on the phone.
Speaker 1: We'll go right around with this world flat. There was
Speaker 1: just human construct all right. Then I'll just scratch this. Yeah, off,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess we'll just move on. Yeah, we will,
Speaker 1: we will move on. Here's my final thoughts. Please, what
Speaker 1: do you know? I went looking for answers in all
Speaker 1: the wrong places, and I realized there is oneness in
Speaker 1: us all we just have to connect. And oh wait,
Speaker 1: oh gosh, I just realized I left my jacket and
Speaker 1: Skyler's toyota. Maybe my wallet was in the jack. Okay, CAROLINEA,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go over to his house and
Speaker 1: pick it up for me, all right after after we
Speaker 1: finish her right now, No, no, tomorrow, after he's already
Speaker 1: sold it for hash yes now please all right, um, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be back in a s and and bring a
Speaker 1: bone to throw at the doverman in his front yard.
Speaker 1: It's not a it's not human friendly. Can can she
Speaker 1: hear me? Does she already leave? Oh? Carolina, let her
Speaker 1: know about anyway. That's all for now, folks, catch you
Speaker 1: on the Flip Side podcast. By bye. The Ron Burgundy
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