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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firms minute Morning Show. Ah, the fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 1: These things have bigger ratings than the radio show. Did

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Speaker 1: you guys know that there's Brody and there's Garrett, there's Froggy,

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Speaker 1: there's Danielle Scotty Bees in the other room doesn't know

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Speaker 1: we're talking about him. And they're straight Nate and Gandhi

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Speaker 1: and Scary and that. Oh god, oh it's me. I

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Speaker 1: was like, what's that wretch? Anyway, before we get started

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Speaker 1: a Brody, we haven't really talked to you today. How

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Speaker 1: are you? What's new in the Brody Live? Well? I'm

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Speaker 1: doing I'm doing well today, Elvis, thanks for asking. My

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Speaker 1: family is all out of the house early, so I

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Speaker 1: don't have to worry about running into the garage today.

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Speaker 1: That's good. And you know we got we got a

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Speaker 1: hot tub. So after the show, bump in the hot tub,

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Speaker 1: which scary tanko in there either? So oh wait, wait

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Speaker 1: wait do you go in with clothes on or clothes off?

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Speaker 1: In your hot tub? Clothes on? Please? I shower with

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Speaker 1: clothes on. He puts on a three piece suit. By

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Speaker 1: the way, we're having a little audio issue with Brody scary.

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Speaker 1: Make sure that there's only one copy of that program running. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know, something weird is going on, you know, Brody,

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Speaker 1: it's like this every day with all of us. You

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Speaker 1: should you should be here in the morning at six

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Speaker 1: when we sign on. It's like six people with six

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Speaker 1: different problems. Like anyway, and there's Garrett. See Garrett is

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Speaker 1: wearing a tank top. That's scary. Garrett works out. Garrett

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Speaker 1: works out a lot. You see. See, anyone with tattoos

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Speaker 1: or muscles can wear tank tops. If you're a guy,

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Speaker 1: just a tattoo thing you need. Hey, so you've been

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Speaker 1: working out? How are your ads looking? I'm are you

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Speaker 1: looking pretty fit? Hold on, okay, okay, alright, beggars can't

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Speaker 1: be choosers. Okay, I love you. Everybody, get up and

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Speaker 1: show your I'm not about to do that. I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing that. You see right now, you're looking with nine panels.

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Speaker 1: If I stood up and pulled my shirt up, it

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Speaker 1: would take up all nine panels would my stomach? When

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Speaker 1: he clips the room? Hey, so we thought we would

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Speaker 1: play a game, and I'm glad that we're all here together.

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Speaker 1: What do you want to play? You want to play?

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Speaker 1: But hurt. I think that's a good idea, but hurt scary.

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Speaker 1: Can we play theme music in this room? I can't? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah I can. I think let's lets let's try and

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Speaker 1: do that. Let's see if we can figure this out.

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Speaker 1: I think being a free for all though, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna ask individual questions to individual people and see what

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Speaker 1: their answer is. You can only play, and you can

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Speaker 1: only nominate or pick or choose whoever's in this zoom

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Speaker 1: room right now, nobody outside the room. Okay here, I'm

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Speaker 1: not quite sure how to play. Okay, hits the music scary.

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Speaker 1: It's no time for with the butt hurt orchestra. By

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Speaker 1: the way, I can't. It's okay, alright, alright, take it

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Speaker 1: all right. We'll start with you, Elvis. In this zoom room.

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Speaker 1: Who is most likely to be considered a pervert? I

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Speaker 1: would say, Froggy, Come on, I'm the most perverted one. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: to just agree. If someone wants to disagree, go ahead, okay, Froggy.

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Speaker 1: I think because you were nominated the pervert, you have

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Speaker 1: a rebuttal. You will have one rebuttal that hold on

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Speaker 1: one second, though, before you move on. I also make

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Speaker 1: the assumption that The most perverted of perverts are the

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Speaker 1: ones you don't know are perverted because they keep it

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Speaker 1: absolutely probably. Okay, so I withdraw Froggy. I say it's Brody.

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Speaker 1: Brodie is the biggest perfect because he never, he ever,

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Speaker 1: never acts like a pervert. I think he's hiding his perversion.

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Speaker 1: I bet you he has a stash of eighties porno

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Speaker 1: tapes on vhs that has never seen the light of

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Speaker 1: day in the last two decades. I didn't go that far.

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Speaker 1: I'm just well, how would having old tapes I don't

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Speaker 1: How would that make him a pervert? He's not watching

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Speaker 1: pervert alright. So I gave it. I gave it to Brody. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, thanks, h okay. So Brody's got one point.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how this is gonna work, but let's

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Speaker 1: let's just Froggy's this one for you. Who in this

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Speaker 1: room is most likely to fall victim of a pyramid scheme.

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Speaker 1: There's the only one person. I love her, but it's Danielle.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be like a Disney pyramid scheme or something.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what's so funny? I have cold Froggy

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Speaker 1: before and I go frog, I got this email. Do

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Speaker 1: you think it's real? He's like, do not click on it?

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Speaker 1: Don't click on it. We tell daniel not to click

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Speaker 1: on it every day, all the day. It's like Froggy,

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Speaker 1: but it's free tickets to Disney for life. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this one's for you. Okay, who in this zoom room

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Speaker 1: would not last long in prison? Oh? Uh, gotta be Elvis.

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Speaker 1: I'll take it. Why. I mean, you know he's we

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Speaker 1: don't know? Wow, I think no, because Elvis is very finicky.

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Speaker 1: He's very fidgety. He has his ways, he's he likes

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Speaker 1: things done a certain way, and he always has to

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Speaker 1: be in control. And believe me, in prison, you are

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Speaker 1: not in control. I wouldn't have said Elvis. I would

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Speaker 1: have said Scary because I think Elvis might be popular

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Speaker 1: do you mean I would be popular in prison? What

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Speaker 1: does that mean? You might last longer than some others?

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Speaker 1: If you know what I mean. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: going to pass him around, right, you know exactly what

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Speaker 1: I mean. Froggy's you try not to say so, Froggy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we all know. I don't think. I think Scotty would

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Speaker 1: die immediately in prison. It looks it look he's totally oblivious.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't see it coming a Moving on, Danielle, this one's

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Speaker 1: for you, and I already your answer. Who would shove

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Speaker 1: you out of the way to save themselves? Scary? And

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Speaker 1: he's already done it once we were we were in

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Speaker 1: the studio once and there was like an emergency or something,

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Speaker 1: and he took me and literally shoved me into the

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Speaker 1: wall to get past me. That is so scary. Come on, totally, please,

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Speaker 1: I put before my self. No, you didn't wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: When Greg t worked for us, You guys did an

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Speaker 1: the appearance and let him drive himself to thought he

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Speaker 1: was kidding around with me. He was dying. He was

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Speaker 1: dying on the side of the dying and scary defense

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Speaker 1: bloody nose. We're at an appearance. Scary took a radio

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Speaker 1: scary right there, right there, here's your bloody T shirts. Okay,

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Speaker 1: next one, I'm gonna go to Garrett. Yes, okay, Garrett.

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Speaker 1: This one might be easy. Who is going to die first?

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Speaker 1: It's a bad question to ask initially if you're the

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Speaker 1: one who's about to die first that I'm a close second.

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Speaker 1: I'm a close second. In all fairness, I'm a very

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Speaker 1: close I'm not good on the door. Survived two strokes

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Speaker 1: that would make me think he's gonna outlive all of us,

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Speaker 1: because yeah, I thought that too. Ready were going to

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Speaker 1: change the name of the show to Elvis Durand and

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Speaker 1: the pre existing conditions. Do I get coverage? Do I

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Speaker 1: get coverage? Yeah? Okay, I don't know really how to

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Speaker 1: ask this one. I'm gonna let Gandhi answer this one

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Speaker 1: because I think she'll answer it very diplomatically. Who has

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Speaker 1: the ugliest face? That's so mean? To give her that one?

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Speaker 1: She doesn't want to do that when she answers it

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Speaker 1: the person won't feel bad because it's gone, yes, saying

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Speaker 1: it all right? Go ahead, Gandy, who's got the ugliest

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Speaker 1: looking around? Looking around? Looking around? I don't think any

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Speaker 1: of you guys have ugly faces. I'm gonna say probably me,

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Speaker 1: because I have a bad attitude a lot of times.

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Speaker 1: And I think that that's what I knew she would,

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Speaker 1: she would choose herself. I don't agree with that. We

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Speaker 1: all know the obvious answers Scotty, and only because you

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Speaker 1: can't hear us. Of course it's Scotty. This is a

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Speaker 1: kind of similar question. It's going to go to Brody

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Speaker 1: Brodie in this stain room as the ugliest genitals. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we need a detailed explanation of why you think and

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Speaker 1: how you know? Wow, why I don't even think about that?

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Speaker 1: Are you picturing everyone's genitals right now? Absolutely? Uh, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say scary. I feel like he doesn't take care

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Speaker 1: just feel like you got garlic or something going on

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Speaker 1: down there. I don't know you're you're a talent. I

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Speaker 1: feel like it's a lot of hair, all right. Not

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Speaker 1: Nate did say that everybody gets their chance to rebuttle,

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Speaker 1: so scary, Why don't you go ahead and rebuttle and

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Speaker 1: show us why you don't have please? Because because and

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Speaker 1: everything is pretty normal. I mean, this is too much.

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Speaker 1: La la la la la la la la la la la.

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Speaker 1: I think Danielle has the ugliest gentles. I can tell

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Speaker 1: you wait, and I can tell you why. Because I

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Speaker 1: pushed two kids out into this world a beautiful flower.

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Speaker 1: Daniel I didn't mean that I have got an a

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Speaker 1: compliment on it before the kind of colleges did say

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Speaker 1: I had a beautiful vagina? Say that doesn't have to

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Speaker 1: say anything. Why would he say, dodn't they also offer

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Speaker 1: you a rejuvenation client opportunity? Oh yes, but that they

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Speaker 1: hadn't seen my vagina when they did that. They just

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Speaker 1: wanted money on the station, so they said, do you

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Speaker 1: mind talking about your vagina on the radios? Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much? Does it have its own mustage? Shut up?

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Speaker 1: Someone has to you have to ask yourself. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'll ask you how much time do we have left,

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Speaker 1: Froggy two minutes. That's not the question. That's not the question,

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Speaker 1: all right. My question is who is most likely to

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Speaker 1: participate in an orgy, and I can I use a

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Speaker 1: visual aid for this? Yeah, go free. This goes back

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Speaker 1: to the beach popular in jail. Crap, You're never going

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Speaker 1: to find that head in an orgy, no pun intend

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Speaker 1: Why would you? Why would you say that? Okay, not now,

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Speaker 1: but maybe back in like your party days. I would.

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Speaker 1: I would kind of see you like, Okay, hey, it's

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Speaker 1: a late night, let's go have drinks at this house

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Speaker 1: and then next thing you know, an orgy. I can

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Speaker 1: see that. I've ever been in an orgy ever? No,

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Speaker 1: never now an orgy? What would you like to be? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Technically more or more? How many people? I think it's four? No,

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Speaker 1: I've never been in an orgy. How about three? Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's say obviously an orgy he's been with three. The

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Speaker 1: question was origin I love that froggy. Has you pictured

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Speaker 1: in an orgy in jail? You plus three or you

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Speaker 1: plus two for a total of three? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What qualified? It's you plus three? So it would have

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Speaker 1: to be four four total? Okay, I've never done that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: never done, but has four? No? I haven't done four. Five.

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Speaker 1: He wouldn't be in an orgy, I rebutted, already isn't rebutted? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just I don't know what The question was. Most

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Speaker 1: likely to me was the question thank you, but no

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Speaker 1: I have never been. And Froggy, you can't even get one.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing with more than one? I was

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Speaker 1: luckier back in the day. That's so lucky. Froggy was

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Speaker 1: once he did it with five others, but they were

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Speaker 1: his fingers. It was Rosie, Rosie, five sisters, little faces

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Speaker 1: out that already the fifteen minute morning show