Speaker 1: Oh you all lit us up yesterday and I love
Speaker 1: it than.
Speaker 2: Yes so much.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, the home of
Speaker 1: the Second Date update, and we do have a brand
Speaker 1: new second date to get to. But yesterday's awkward Tuesday
Speaker 1: phone call really hit a nerd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We got so many comments on our socials Afrik and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey up on the Spotify is just so many. I'm
Speaker 1: going to love to hear your guys reactions a couple.
Speaker 1: This one says sweet Joseph, husband of Mary, I'm not
Speaker 1: father of Jesus. What the question remains? If her future
Speaker 1: husband knew about Jacob, maybe he would change his mind
Speaker 1: about it, But like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Even me, I was like, when were you going to
Speaker 2: tell him?
Speaker 1: Luiso leave Us wrote us and said, I feel so
Speaker 1: bad for Jacob. You're better than her Jacob. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and I love this one from Danny. I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: for Jacob. Maybe want to get there and drink with him.
Speaker 1: I live in Colombia. It's going to be a trip,
Speaker 1: but I think you get here we can now party. Hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for being with us, Thanks for subscribing, for liking,
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Speaker 1: definitely for commenting. All right, let's get you to your
Speaker 1: brand new second date update. It starts right.
Speaker 2: Now, Second Date Update date. Is it okay to request
Speaker 2: something on a first.
Speaker 4: Date, like what like a restaurant you like or like
Speaker 4: some girls may want to request you pay for the
Speaker 4: uber home or guys might request that you split the
Speaker 4: bill with them.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: I always request complete and total anonymity. That's why I
Speaker 5: wear a Lucha libre mask when I meet them at
Speaker 5: the gas station, because I will not be sharing my
Speaker 5: real identity with you, and you have to be okay.
Speaker 2: With you, mysterio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because
Speaker 1: everybody knows it now.
Speaker 5: The thing is with everybody, everybody has their thing and
Speaker 5: our listener, Natella not Nutella. Natella says she has a
Speaker 5: request in her dating profile and isn't sure if maybe
Speaker 5: it caused a problem with her getting another hangout.
Speaker 2: So let's welcome to the show. Natella.
Speaker 1: Hi, guys, it seems like if it was in your
Speaker 1: dating profile, it'd be hard to get the first hangout,
Speaker 1: not a second one literally spelled out.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, there's a part there that you can put
Speaker 6: your voice prompt and you can record your answers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, instead of just like typing it out, they can
Speaker 5: actually hear what you.
Speaker 1: Sound like time they're bad.
Speaker 2: But I'm sure that's not the case with not to.
Speaker 1: I'm sure not.
Speaker 6: I mean, you guys tell me. The prop says, all
Speaker 6: I ask is that you And then my answer is
Speaker 6: all I ask is that you don't have a beard.
Speaker 1: Don't have a beard?
Speaker 2: No beard?
Speaker 7: A beard?
Speaker 5: Why even if a guy did have a beer to
Speaker 5: be liked you?
Speaker 2: And is there a reason? It's very specific.
Speaker 6: I just don't like the beard. I mean kissing a
Speaker 6: guy with the beard. I've done it before.
Speaker 1: And what about Jeff is literally playing with his beard
Speaker 1: as he's talking to and just for my roommate right
Speaker 1: now has a like a breakout from making out the
Speaker 1: guy with a beard. How hard does she push against
Speaker 1: somebody's face? It's not good.
Speaker 5: Okay, So you don't like being stabbed in the mouth
Speaker 5: with somebody's facial hair?
Speaker 6: Okay, super uncomfortable. It's not something I'm into. So you know,
Speaker 6: I asked that the guy who responded please don't have
Speaker 6: a beard, And of course the guy who responded has
Speaker 6: a beard and it goes to.
Speaker 2: Show we don't always read. We just say she's wait.
Speaker 1: That's on you then to not go out with them
Speaker 1: if you don't like the beard, because you can see
Speaker 1: his picture right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But I did ask him if he wanted to go
Speaker 6: out with me if he could shave it off, and
Speaker 6: he actually shaved it off.
Speaker 2: WHOA wow. When I wrote that hip, I was kidding.
Speaker 1: Most guys ticked forever to grow a beard.
Speaker 5: So that was the request that you made of him
Speaker 5: before your date started, is you cannot have a beard
Speaker 5: when we meet up.
Speaker 2: And he actually did it.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 1: Were you able to recognize him?
Speaker 2: You know, what's his name?
Speaker 6: Michael?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, women usually don't get to say over
Speaker 5: a man's entire like look and appearance and wardrobe until
Speaker 5: like a year or two into the relationship earlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, do it a little bit more subtly than
Speaker 1: he realized. Fact that a year later, you're like, wait,
Speaker 1: everything's changed everybody now.
Speaker 5: But the fact that he did that before the date
Speaker 5: even started, that that speaks.
Speaker 1: A lot right for him liking you.
Speaker 2: So what else happened on the.
Speaker 6: Day, Yes, we continue to talk about my profile, because
Speaker 6: he did mention another part that I have on there,
Speaker 6: and what.
Speaker 8: It says is dating me is like having a.
Speaker 6: Human version of a Golden retriever.
Speaker 8: I'm only happy to see you.
Speaker 6: I will smother you with attention and affection, and once
Speaker 6: in a while I nimble.
Speaker 5: I guess all right, So I guess a lot of
Speaker 5: the date was talking about your dating profile.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we did talk a lot about my profile,
Speaker 6: and he didn't really get to see a lot of
Speaker 6: pictures of me because you're allowed to put six pictures,
Speaker 6: and I actually ended up putting five of the same
Speaker 6: exact picture.
Speaker 1: I would think if I saw that on a dating app,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, why do you do that? Yeah?
Speaker 8: I do like a little mystery.
Speaker 6: Sometimes girls say a little too much on their profiles.
Speaker 1: Okay, so did he contliment you on how you looked
Speaker 1: when he met you?
Speaker 6: Yeah? He said he really liked my dress and he
Speaker 6: was really impressed with how long my hair was. I
Speaker 6: guess you couldn't tell him the one picture.
Speaker 5: Okay, please tell me you were the same output from
Speaker 5: that picture. Well, he just shaved his beard, so hair
Speaker 5: length is very type of He's like, so long you
Speaker 5: got to keep yours off, just take forever to grow that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: So aside from all the physical stuff that we've been
Speaker 5: talking about, did you have a good.
Speaker 2: Personal connection with Michael?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: What did you guy actually do? So?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we went to grabbed some wine that the really
Speaker 6: nice spot I know about, and we talked about paddle
Speaker 6: boarding and pharmacies. Pharmacies, We talked about our favorite ones,
Speaker 6: because not all of them are nice.
Speaker 1: That's true, you know that's true. The one by my house.
Speaker 1: The shelves are generally empty.
Speaker 4: It's so weird this place.
Speaker 1: It's really weird. It's more of a conversation starter than people.
Speaker 5: All the guys are buying up all the shaving equipment,
Speaker 5: so there's nothing less so that that can go out
Speaker 5: with Mattella here. I'm surprised he's not calling you back
Speaker 5: because most of our pharmacy centric dates that we've had
Speaker 5: before on the show, they always work out.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 2: So, how did you and Michael leave it?
Speaker 8: Well, I asked him.
Speaker 7: I said, Hey, like, you don't want to let me
Speaker 7: give you my golden retriever a little nibble? Is that
Speaker 7: what you meant when I brought my nose on his
Speaker 7: cheek and he didn't like it.
Speaker 2: He didn't like, what what's wrong with this guy?
Speaker 1: Did you really do that? I thought she was joking.
Speaker 6: Well, I asked him. I said, do you want me
Speaker 6: to give you the Golden Retriever? And I thought you
Speaker 6: would like it? But he didn't think he was cute
Speaker 6: at all.
Speaker 3: I shared him.
Speaker 1: I guess you were like trying to do an inside
Speaker 1: joke thing. It just fell Ye. Was that the only
Speaker 1: like awkward moment.
Speaker 6: Not that I could think of, but there could have been.
Speaker 5: Well, let's see what he has to say when we
Speaker 5: call him. I don't know if he's going to pick up,
Speaker 5: but if he does, we're going to ask him some
Speaker 5: very important questions.
Speaker 1: A Golden Retriever, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of like I can't do a Golden
Speaker 5: Retriever though in my Lucha Libre masks, so I have
Speaker 5: to figure out.
Speaker 2: A different Golden Retriever move I can roll.
Speaker 5: Let's figure that out when we come back and call
Speaker 5: Michael for your second date update. Right after this second
Speaker 5: date update, it's the question every man is dying to
Speaker 5: hear at the end of a first date.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: So you want me to give you the Golden Retriever.
Speaker 2: She rubs her wet nose all over your soft beards.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to get labbordood o.
Speaker 5: But that's what our listener Natella actually did on her
Speaker 5: first date with a guy named Michael. It was supposed
Speaker 5: to be like a playful, humorous thing because in her
Speaker 5: dating profile she describes herself as a human Golden Retriever.
Speaker 1: And I mean, when you said it like that, it
Speaker 1: sounds funny. It sounds like a funny moment. It kind
Speaker 1: of sucks that he didn't take it very well.
Speaker 2: We don't know.
Speaker 5: The nose rubbed move could be the reason Michael's been
Speaker 5: a little avoidant. But Brooke, you're usually rubbing stuff in
Speaker 5: the first five minutes of meeting your guy.
Speaker 2: Is there anything else stand out to you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it could honestly be that
Speaker 1: you only put one picture up on your hinge account
Speaker 1: and so I mean it could backfire. Yeah, maybe you
Speaker 1: just weren't what he was expecting. Yeah, he's expecting a
Speaker 1: black lab and got a Golden Retriever.
Speaker 2: What do you think of that?
Speaker 6: And I, Tella, I don't know.
Speaker 8: I think I really, uh scared him a little bit.
Speaker 3: With my nose kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that that should be fine. I think
Speaker 1: if a man you would actually you would never mind.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe this doesn't have a good sense of humor,
Speaker 1: and then you don't want to date him.
Speaker 2: It would be like you're a dog, I'm a wall.
Speaker 5: Maybe he has intimacy issues and that was too fast,
Speaker 5: but he doesn't kiss till the third date.
Speaker 2: It went a little bit quick. There are guys that
Speaker 2: do not get there.
Speaker 1: There's no base for nose rubbing.
Speaker 2: It was maybe in his mind.
Speaker 1: It's like a bunt to me if we're going to
Speaker 1: do a baseball And now I.
Speaker 2: Think it's weird.
Speaker 5: Everybody has different standards when it comes to physical touch
Speaker 5: and intimacy. So let's call him. We'll see if he
Speaker 5: answers and will pick his brain a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 5: and I don't mean that sexually brooked, So get that
Speaker 5: out of.
Speaker 6: All.
Speaker 3: Right. Here we go. Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey, is this Michael Yeah speaking? Hey man.
Speaker 5: My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and the whole show is here.
Speaker 2: What's Michael, Good morning.
Speaker 1: We heard a little bit about a date you went on.
Speaker 3: Oh uh, this is kind of weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brook, coming on a little bit strong, already scaring.
Speaker 2: We heard about your dating life, so we hunted you down.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're supposed to say how are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like normal people. But look, Michael, we're doing a
Speaker 5: segment on our show. It's called a second Date Update.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you've ever heard of that before.
Speaker 3: Actually I think I have heard of that. But so
Speaker 3: like a podcast or something.
Speaker 1: Really popular, we have a good podcast.
Speaker 5: Well, if you know who's doing that podcast, let us
Speaker 5: know so we can do a see some desist because
Speaker 5: that's not okay.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Probably talking about.
Speaker 5: Our one point. Okay, but I'm calling you because one
Speaker 5: of our listeners said that she went out on a
Speaker 5: date with you and hasn't had a follow up since then,
Speaker 5: and she's kind of bummed about it. Wants to know
Speaker 5: if there's a reason I'm talking about Natella.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I see where this is gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember. It's going to where you explain why
Speaker 1: you haven't called her, hopefully.
Speaker 3: Well look, I'm not sure how much she told you, guys,
Speaker 3: but it got a little weird.
Speaker 2: Oh the dog thing what yeah? What what about?
Speaker 5: It was weird to you because when we heard it.
Speaker 5: It all sounded very, very.
Speaker 3: Normal, and there was some humor mixed in, like, I
Speaker 3: guess I just heard someone say about the dog thing,
Speaker 3: so I need very a little bit of I'm sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean she told us that she likes to
Speaker 5: joke about herself as being like a human version of
Speaker 5: a Golden retriever.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because.
Speaker 1: She's had.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys have no idea we're talking about the
Speaker 3: Golden Retrievers in general. Because it was on a profile
Speaker 3: and out of nowhere. She puts her nose on the
Speaker 3: edge of her wine glass and starts lapping her wine
Speaker 3: like like if it was like a dog.
Speaker 1: She was putting her tongue in the wine, reached the
Speaker 1: wine in the glass if they filled it a good bill.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a nice bar.
Speaker 3: There's more though, So after that I was already a
Speaker 3: little weirded out, and she's like, I want to play
Speaker 3: a game, So I was like, sure, why not. She's like,
Speaker 3: you have to guess how much I like you, And
Speaker 3: she starts panting, like panting like a dog.
Speaker 1: And that was the indicator of how much she liked you,
Speaker 1: is how much she was panting.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what the answer was, but she just
Speaker 3: like panted harder, So I don't know, maybe that means
Speaker 3: she liked me more.
Speaker 5: It was her tail wagging too behind her, like I
Speaker 5: don't understand, Like how far did this golden retriever joke go?
Speaker 3: Well, there was another weird part, which was basically, she
Speaker 3: like put her wet nose into my cheek and I
Speaker 3: don't even know how it knows got wet.
Speaker 5: See that that was the part that we had heard,
Speaker 5: and we thought it was good.
Speaker 1: That's good though, because the wet nose, it does indicate
Speaker 1: she's healthy.
Speaker 2: Yes, she's in good health.
Speaker 1: She told us that she knew that was a regrettable.
Speaker 8: Moment for her.
Speaker 3: I thought she was going to pull out a leash.
Speaker 5: Okay, so she took the golden retriever joke a little
Speaker 5: bit too far. But I don't think that should take
Speaker 5: away from the connection that you guys had, because.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, yeah, I was she a good girl.
Speaker 2: She said that she liked him.
Speaker 5: I can't hear her painting on the other line, so
Speaker 5: I don't know how much exactly, But she is waiting
Speaker 5: to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 5: No, I forgot to tell you. She's listening on the
Speaker 5: other on the other phone. Now tell her you there, Hi,
Speaker 5: coming in pretty normal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you're a little embarrassed.
Speaker 7: She doesn't, Nattella.
Speaker 5: He's saying that you maybe took the Golden Retriever stuff
Speaker 5: a little bit too far for his liking.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had
Speaker 8: a really good connection.
Speaker 6: We talked about paddleboarding a lot. And remember our conversation
Speaker 6: about the pharmacies.
Speaker 8: Michael, it's not great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, look, there was good parts of our conversation.
Speaker 3: It's just other parts were like significantly weirder.
Speaker 6: I don't know what you.
Speaker 1: Thought was weird.
Speaker 8: I'm guessing from what I'm listening is.
Speaker 6: That you thought the doc thing was weird.
Speaker 8: But you have to understand, like where I'm coming from,
Speaker 8: Golden Retrievers they're like sweet and they're loyal, and you
Speaker 8: know they're playful.
Speaker 1: Nobody ever says, may I look at that hot gold Retriever?
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, we'll think about this, like, you can't have
Speaker 6: a Golden Retriever without the girl.
Speaker 8: You can't have a girl without the Golden Retriever.
Speaker 7: You see?
Speaker 1: Are you saying that you're always a dog?
Speaker 8: It's my profile, Michael it's what it says on there.
Speaker 6: I have to live it up.
Speaker 1: You didn't memory profile, so you're not willing to back
Speaker 1: down on the dog stuff.
Speaker 8: I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am
Speaker 8: the golden Retriever. That's who I am.
Speaker 5: She's learned sit, stay, but not back down as one
Speaker 5: of the commands yet, so okay, she takes she takes
Speaker 5: it very, very seriously.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like kindy convenience. It's like a girlfriend and
Speaker 1: a pet all wrapped up in one y.
Speaker 2: You can eat peanut butter together on the couch.
Speaker 5: Is that something that would be appealing to you, Michael
Speaker 5: in a relationship, because if it is, we would offer
Speaker 5: to pay for another date with Natella. Or actually, maybe
Speaker 5: I should ask her first, Natella, is is that something
Speaker 5: that you'd be up for?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 6: I would, Jesus girl.
Speaker 3: That is not.
Speaker 1: Public. Do we have a gift cartoon? I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going where you can bring your.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Natella, are you a furry?
Speaker 6: Do you do that? Oh? I'm very well groomed.
Speaker 3: If you're asking, that's not close to the question.
Speaker 2: But I'm afraid to ask you anything else. Michael. We'll
Speaker 2: pay for this control right now. Yeah, we will fund
Speaker 2: this new date if you want to do it. Michael,
Speaker 2: would you care to bark back your approval to her?
Speaker 3: Yes, guys, I guess, to be really honest, I don't
Speaker 3: know if our weirds are matching up.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good way to put it.
Speaker 2: A get you. I'm just gonna make her want to
Speaker 2: chase after him even more.
Speaker 6: Hey, Michael, I'm like so turned on right now.
Speaker 7: Oh God, God, because I think we.
Speaker 2: All got to go. So that tell I think it's
Speaker 2: a no this time.
Speaker 7: It might be a no right now, but wait till
Speaker 7: he sees me tomorrow, it's going to be a yesorrow.
Speaker 2: Was gonna have a newspaper in her mouth, Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 5: Man, they say that there's somebody out there for everyone,
Speaker 5: and this call just makes me wonder, is there really?
Speaker 2: I don't know, are you sure? Because I'm scared for
Speaker 2: what guy matches perfectly with that? Oh there's a dogcatcher
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: That was strange, Like I don't want to be a
Speaker 1: judge because everybody's into their own things and stuff, but
Speaker 1: it's just like, maybe you stick within that community. That's
Speaker 1: also I think the same date within the community that
Speaker 1: understands what.
Speaker 2: You like behaving like a dog most of the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just know I've never recoiled more than when
Speaker 5: she said I'm well groomed.
Speaker 2: If that's what you're I know, not even close to
Speaker 2: the question that I was asking.
Speaker 1: It's something I could never actually say, Yeah, I love
Speaker 1: you want him to be into it because I want
Speaker 1: to hear an argument between them when they start growling
Speaker 1: at each other.
Speaker 2: Oh God, that's way too much. Just it's calls like
Speaker 2: these that made.
Speaker 5: Me think God is going to do another biblical flood
Speaker 5: soon and start the human race over from scratch. We're
Speaker 5: getting to that point, all right, just about the dogs, so.
Speaker 2: We're right, which was a dog.
Speaker 5: But you know, if you ever want some help with
Speaker 5: your dating life, with your love situation, email the show.
Speaker 5: We can call that person who's not calling you back
Speaker 5: and go check out all of our second dates.
Speaker 2: They're up on podcasts where you get yours at Brook
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