WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Give Him The Golden 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.640 Oh you all lit us up yesterday and I love 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:02.960 it than. 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:04.040 Yes so much. 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:05.720 It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, the home of 0:00:05.760 --> 0:00:07.720 the Second Date update, and we do have a brand 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:11.400 new second date to get to. But yesterday's awkward Tuesday 0:00:11.600 --> 0:00:12.920 phone call really hit a nerd. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:14.440 Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:14.760 Yeah. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:17.479 We got so many comments on our socials Afrik and 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:21.600 Jeffrey up on the Spotify is just so many. I'm 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:24.040 going to love to hear your guys reactions a couple. 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:27.159 This one says sweet Joseph, husband of Mary, I'm not 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:32.400 father of Jesus. What the question remains? If her future 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:35.160 husband knew about Jacob, maybe he would change his mind 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:38.040 about it, But like, I'm sorry. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:39.640 Even me, I was like, when were you going to 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:40.280 tell him? 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.839 Luiso leave Us wrote us and said, I feel so 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:47.000 bad for Jacob. You're better than her Jacob. Yeah yeah, 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:49.000 and I love this one from Danny. I'm so sorry 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.640 for Jacob. Maybe want to get there and drink with him. 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:56.400 I live in Colombia. It's going to be a trip, 0:00:56.680 --> 0:01:00.520 but I think you get here we can now party. Hey, 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:03.280 thanks for being with us, Thanks for subscribing, for liking, 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:05.080 for doing all the things for sharing the show and 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.880 definitely for commenting. All right, let's get you to your 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:10.160 brand new second date update. It starts right. 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:15.679 Now, Second Date Update date. Is it okay to request 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:17.000 something on a first. 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:20.880 Date, like what like a restaurant you like or like 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:23.800 some girls may want to request you pay for the 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:27.840 uber home or guys might request that you split the 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:28.480 bill with them. 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:30.120 Okay. 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:34.600 I always request complete and total anonymity. That's why I 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:36.840 wear a Lucha libre mask when I meet them at 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:40.319 the gas station, because I will not be sharing my 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:43.480 real identity with you, and you have to be okay. 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:44.280 With you, mysterio. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.280 Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:47.119 everybody knows it now. 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.560 The thing is with everybody, everybody has their thing and 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:57.040 our listener, Natella not Nutella. Natella says she has a 0:01:57.080 --> 0:02:00.639 request in her dating profile and isn't sure if maybe 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:03.720 it caused a problem with her getting another hangout. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.160 So let's welcome to the show. Natella. 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:09.000 Hi, guys, it seems like if it was in your 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.640 dating profile, it'd be hard to get the first hangout, 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:15.120 not a second one literally spelled out. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:17.480 Well, yeah, there's a part there that you can put 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:20.000 your voice prompt and you can record your answers. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.520 Yeah, instead of just like typing it out, they can 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:23.360 actually hear what you. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.800 Sound like time they're bad. 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:28.680 But I'm sure that's not the case with not to. 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:29.360 I'm sure not. 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:34.680 I mean, you guys tell me. The prop says, all 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.919 I ask is that you And then my answer is 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:40.799 all I ask is that you don't have a beard. 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:42.040 Don't have a beard? 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:42.560 No beard? 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:43.040 A beard? 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:46.079 Why even if a guy did have a beer to 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:47.160 be liked you? 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.960 And is there a reason? It's very specific. 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.720 I just don't like the beard. I mean kissing a 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:54.400 guy with the beard. I've done it before. 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:57.800 And what about Jeff is literally playing with his beard 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:01.880 as he's talking to and just for my roommate right 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:03.919 now has a like a breakout from making out the 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:07.760 guy with a beard. How hard does she push against 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:13.360 somebody's face? It's not good. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:17.160 Okay, So you don't like being stabbed in the mouth 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:18.359 with somebody's facial hair? 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:22.160 Okay, super uncomfortable. It's not something I'm into. So you know, 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:25.080 I asked that the guy who responded please don't have 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:28.000 a beard, And of course the guy who responded has 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.600 a beard and it goes to. 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:34.600 Show we don't always read. We just say she's wait. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.280 That's on you then to not go out with them 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:39.040 if you don't like the beard, because you can see 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:39.920 his picture right. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:40.760 Yeah. 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.840 But I did ask him if he wanted to go 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.640 out with me if he could shave it off, and 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:46.280 he actually shaved it off. 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:49.120 WHOA wow. When I wrote that hip, I was kidding. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.480 Most guys ticked forever to grow a beard. 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:53.760 So that was the request that you made of him 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:56.840 before your date started, is you cannot have a beard 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:57.640 when we meet up. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:59.600 And he actually did it. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:00.560 He did. 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:02.280 Were you able to recognize him? 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:03.680 You know, what's his name? 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:05.120 Michael? 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:05.800 Okay? 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.240 I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it. 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.120 Yeah, I know, women usually don't get to say over 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:14.360 a man's entire like look and appearance and wardrobe until 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:18.000 like a year or two into the relationship earlier. 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:20.680 Yeah, yeah, do it a little bit more subtly than 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:23.680 he realized. Fact that a year later, you're like, wait, 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:26.680 everything's changed everybody now. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.960 But the fact that he did that before the date 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:31.120 even started, that that speaks. 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:32.960 A lot right for him liking you. 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.320 So what else happened on the. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.640 Day, Yes, we continue to talk about my profile, because 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.960 he did mention another part that I have on there, 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:40.760 and what. 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:43.600 It says is dating me is like having a. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.600 Human version of a Golden retriever. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:47.960 I'm only happy to see you. 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:51.680 I will smother you with attention and affection, and once 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:52.880 in a while I nimble. 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:03.680 I guess all right, So I guess a lot of 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.160 the date was talking about your dating profile. 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:06.440 Then. 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:08.760 Yeah, yeah, we did talk a lot about my profile, 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.359 and he didn't really get to see a lot of 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.600 pictures of me because you're allowed to put six pictures, 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:15.679 and I actually ended up putting five of the same 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:16.520 exact picture. 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:22.320 I would think if I saw that on a dating app, 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:25.760 I'd be like, oh, why do you do that? Yeah? 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:27.360 I do like a little mystery. 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.880 Sometimes girls say a little too much on their profiles. 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:33.400 Okay, so did he contliment you on how you looked 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:34.039 when he met you? 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.560 Yeah? He said he really liked my dress and he 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:39.960 was really impressed with how long my hair was. I 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:41.720 guess you couldn't tell him the one picture. 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:44.200 Okay, please tell me you were the same output from 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:46.360 that picture. Well, he just shaved his beard, so hair 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:51.359 length is very type of He's like, so long you 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.600 got to keep yours off, just take forever to grow that. 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:54.200 Okay. 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.480 So aside from all the physical stuff that we've been 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.000 talking about, did you have a good. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:05:59.480 Personal connection with Michael? 0:05:59.480 --> 0:05:59.560 Like? 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:01.080 What did you guy actually do? So? 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:03.200 Yeah, we went to grabbed some wine that the really 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:06.080 nice spot I know about, and we talked about paddle 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:10.960 boarding and pharmacies. Pharmacies, We talked about our favorite ones, 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:12.640 because not all of them are nice. 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.719 That's true, you know that's true. The one by my house. 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:17.359 The shelves are generally empty. 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:25.279 It's so weird this place. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:30.360 It's really weird. It's more of a conversation starter than people. 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:33.560 All the guys are buying up all the shaving equipment, 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.280 so there's nothing less so that that can go out 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:38.680 with Mattella here. I'm surprised he's not calling you back 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:41.920 because most of our pharmacy centric dates that we've had 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:43.960 before on the show, they always work out. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:44.520 It is. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:46.920 So, how did you and Michael leave it? 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:48.200 Well, I asked him. 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:50.120 I said, Hey, like, you don't want to let me 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:53.560 give you my golden retriever a little nibble? Is that 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.719 what you meant when I brought my nose on his 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:58.280 cheek and he didn't like it. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:00.760 He didn't like, what what's wrong with this guy? 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.200 Did you really do that? I thought she was joking. 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:06.800 Well, I asked him. I said, do you want me 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.520 to give you the Golden Retriever? And I thought you 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:11.760 would like it? But he didn't think he was cute 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:12.040 at all. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:13.360 I shared him. 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:16.920 I guess you were like trying to do an inside 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:21.119 joke thing. It just fell Ye. Was that the only 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:22.480 like awkward moment. 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:24.920 Not that I could think of, but there could have been. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.560 Well, let's see what he has to say when we 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.560 call him. I don't know if he's going to pick up, 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:32.480 but if he does, we're going to ask him some 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:33.800 very important questions. 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:36.680 A Golden Retriever, Yeah. 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:42.720 Yeah, I kind of like I can't do a Golden 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:44.840 Retriever though in my Lucha Libre masks, so I have 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:45.400 to figure out. 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:47.240 A different Golden Retriever move I can roll. 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:49.840 Let's figure that out when we come back and call 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:53.239 Michael for your second date update. Right after this second 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:58.040 date update, it's the question every man is dying to 0:07:58.160 --> 0:07:59.920 hear at the end of a first date. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:00.680 What's that? 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:03.880 So you want me to give you the Golden Retriever. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:09.520 She rubs her wet nose all over your soft beards. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:12.520 But I wanted to get labbordood o. 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:19.240 But that's what our listener Natella actually did on her 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:21.800 first date with a guy named Michael. It was supposed 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:23.880 to be like a playful, humorous thing because in her 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:28.440 dating profile she describes herself as a human Golden Retriever. 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:30.480 And I mean, when you said it like that, it 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:34.439 sounds funny. It sounds like a funny moment. It kind 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.120 of sucks that he didn't take it very well. 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:36.880 We don't know. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:39.800 The nose rubbed move could be the reason Michael's been 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.360 a little avoidant. But Brooke, you're usually rubbing stuff in 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:43.760 the first five minutes of meeting your guy. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:45.280 Is there anything else stand out to you? 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.240 I don't know. I mean, it could honestly be that 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.439 you only put one picture up on your hinge account 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:55.880 and so I mean it could backfire. Yeah, maybe you 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.079 just weren't what he was expecting. Yeah, he's expecting a 0:08:58.120 --> 0:08:59.560 black lab and got a Golden Retriever. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:00.400 What do you think of that? 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:01.800 And I, Tella, I don't know. 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:03.960 I think I really, uh scared him a little bit. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:05.079 With my nose kids. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.560 Okay, I think that that should be fine. I think 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.040 if a man you would actually you would never mind. 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:15.320 I mean, maybe this doesn't have a good sense of humor, 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:16.360 and then you don't want to date him. 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:18.319 It would be like you're a dog, I'm a wall. 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:23.440 Maybe he has intimacy issues and that was too fast, 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:25.520 but he doesn't kiss till the third date. 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:29.240 It went a little bit quick. There are guys that 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:30.040 do not get there. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:31.319 There's no base for nose rubbing. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.240 It was maybe in his mind. 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.599 It's like a bunt to me if we're going to 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:38.120 do a baseball And now I. 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:39.560 Think it's weird. 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:42.920 Everybody has different standards when it comes to physical touch 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:44.839 and intimacy. So let's call him. We'll see if he 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:48.320 answers and will pick his brain a little bit. Okay, 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.240 and I don't mean that sexually brooked, So get that 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:50.560 out of. 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:52.600 All. 0:09:52.679 --> 0:10:02.160 Right. Here we go. Hello. 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:06.400 Hey, is this Michael Yeah speaking? Hey man. 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.720 My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.400 and Jeffrey in the Morning, and the whole show is here. 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:13.240 What's Michael, Good morning. 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.200 We heard a little bit about a date you went on. 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.320 Oh uh, this is kind of weird. 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:21.040 Yeah, Brook, coming on a little bit strong, already scaring. 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:23.320 We heard about your dating life, so we hunted you down. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:26.160 Yeah you're supposed to say how are you? 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:29.559 Yeah, like normal people. But look, Michael, we're doing a 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.720 segment on our show. It's called a second Date Update. 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:33.560 I don't know if you've ever heard of that before. 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:38.480 Actually I think I have heard of that. But so 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:40.040 like a podcast or something. 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.360 Really popular, we have a good podcast. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.080 Well, if you know who's doing that podcast, let us 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:45.600 know so we can do a see some desist because 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.120 that's not okay. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:47.160 That's yeah, I. 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:49.960 Probably talking about. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:54.200 Our one point. Okay, but I'm calling you because one 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.800 of our listeners said that she went out on a 0:10:56.880 --> 0:11:00.240 date with you and hasn't had a follow up since then, 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.080 and she's kind of bummed about it. Wants to know 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:04.600 if there's a reason I'm talking about Natella. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:07.800 Oh okay, I see where this is gone. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:11.760 Yeah, I remember. It's going to where you explain why 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:13.520 you haven't called her, hopefully. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.959 Well look, I'm not sure how much she told you, guys, 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:17.199 but it got a little weird. 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:21.600 Oh the dog thing what yeah? What what about? 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.560 It was weird to you because when we heard it. 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:26.000 It all sounded very, very. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:29.040 Normal, and there was some humor mixed in, like, I 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.240 guess I just heard someone say about the dog thing, 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.959 so I need very a little bit of I'm sure. 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:37.640 Yeah, I mean she told us that she likes to 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:40.240 joke about herself as being like a human version of 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:41.160 a Golden retriever. 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:42.440 Oh yeah, because. 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:42.720 She's had. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:48.839 Yeah, you guys have no idea we're talking about the 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:51.120 Golden Retrievers in general. Because it was on a profile 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:55.040 and out of nowhere. She puts her nose on the 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:57.880 edge of her wine glass and starts lapping her wine 0:11:58.040 --> 0:11:59.400 like like if it was like a dog. 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.480 She was putting her tongue in the wine, reached the 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:05.640 wine in the glass if they filled it a good bill. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.520 I mean, that's a nice bar. 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:10.959 There's more though, So after that I was already a 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:12.880 little weirded out, and she's like, I want to play 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:15.400 a game, So I was like, sure, why not. She's like, 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:17.120 you have to guess how much I like you, And 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:21.560 she starts panting, like panting like a dog. 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.200 And that was the indicator of how much she liked you, 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:25.439 is how much she was panting. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.280 I'm not sure what the answer was, but she just 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.600 like panted harder, So I don't know, maybe that means 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:30.280 she liked me more. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.839 It was her tail wagging too behind her, like I 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:37.520 don't understand, Like how far did this golden retriever joke go? 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.960 Well, there was another weird part, which was basically, she 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:45.439 like put her wet nose into my cheek and I 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:46.920 don't even know how it knows got wet. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.200 See that that was the part that we had heard, 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:50.320 and we thought it was good. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.480 That's good though, because the wet nose, it does indicate 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:53.040 she's healthy. 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:57.400 Yes, she's in good health. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:01.079 She told us that she knew that was a regrettable. 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:01.160 Moment for her. 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:03.199 I thought she was going to pull out a leash. 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:07.480 Okay, so she took the golden retriever joke a little 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.800 bit too far. But I don't think that should take 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:12.880 away from the connection that you guys had, because. 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.520 Well, I mean, yeah, I was she a good girl. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.280 She said that she liked him. 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.640 I can't hear her painting on the other line, so 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.080 I don't know how much exactly, But she is waiting 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:23.680 to talk to you. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:27.520 Right now. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:29.920 No, I forgot to tell you. She's listening on the 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:34.240 other on the other phone. Now tell her you there, Hi, 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:38.760 coming in pretty normal. 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.600 Yeah, I bet you're a little embarrassed. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:50.320 She doesn't, Nattella. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:54.120 He's saying that you maybe took the Golden Retriever stuff 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:56.000 a little bit too far for his liking. 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:58.560 Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had 0:13:58.600 --> 0:13:59.640 a really good connection. 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.920 We talked about paddleboarding a lot. And remember our conversation 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:04.800 about the pharmacies. 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:05.840 Michael, it's not great. 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:09.000 Yeah, I mean, look, there was good parts of our conversation. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:12.040 It's just other parts were like significantly weirder. 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:15.200 I don't know what you. 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:16.000 Thought was weird. 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.360 I'm guessing from what I'm listening is. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:19.880 That you thought the doc thing was weird. 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:22.760 But you have to understand, like where I'm coming from, 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:28.280 Golden Retrievers they're like sweet and they're loyal, and you 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:29.280 know they're playful. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.920 Nobody ever says, may I look at that hot gold Retriever? 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:38.840 Yeah, okay, we'll think about this, like, you can't have 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.240 a Golden Retriever without the girl. 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:43.840 You can't have a girl without the Golden Retriever. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:44.760 You see? 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:47.800 Are you saying that you're always a dog? 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:50.840 It's my profile, Michael it's what it says on there. 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:52.480 I have to live it up. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:56.320 You didn't memory profile, so you're not willing to back 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:57.560 down on the dog stuff. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.360 I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:02.200 the golden Retriever. That's who I am. 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.480 She's learned sit, stay, but not back down as one 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:12.120 of the commands yet, so okay, she takes she takes 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:13.480 it very, very seriously. 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:16.480 Maybe it's like kindy convenience. It's like a girlfriend and 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.600 a pet all wrapped up in one y. 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:21.360 You can eat peanut butter together on the couch. 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.240 Is that something that would be appealing to you, Michael 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:26.800 in a relationship, because if it is, we would offer 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:30.520 to pay for another date with Natella. Or actually, maybe 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:33.320 I should ask her first, Natella, is is that something 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:34.040 that you'd be up for? 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:36.160 Yes? 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:40.480 I would, Jesus girl. 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:42.400 That is not. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.680 Public. Do we have a gift cartoon? I don't know 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.000 what's going where you can bring your. 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:55.000 Oh wow, Natella, are you a furry? 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:58.120 Do you do that? Oh? I'm very well groomed. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:01.760 If you're asking, that's not close to the question. 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:07.920 But I'm afraid to ask you anything else. Michael. We'll 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:13.040 pay for this control right now. Yeah, we will fund 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.040 this new date if you want to do it. Michael, 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.240 would you care to bark back your approval to her? 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:22.920 Yes, guys, I guess, to be really honest, I don't 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:24.440 know if our weirds are matching up. 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:27.080 Oh that's a good way to put it. 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:34.320 A get you. I'm just gonna make her want to 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:35.440 chase after him even more. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:40.280 Hey, Michael, I'm like so turned on right now. 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:45.000 Oh God, God, because I think we. 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.400 All got to go. So that tell I think it's 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:49.280 a no this time. 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:51.400 It might be a no right now, but wait till 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:53.920 he sees me tomorrow, it's going to be a yesorrow. 0:16:55.840 --> 0:17:01.760 Was gonna have a newspaper in her mouth, Jeffrey in 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:02.160 the morning. 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:05.280 Man, they say that there's somebody out there for everyone, 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:08.920 and this call just makes me wonder, is there really? 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.960 I don't know, are you sure? Because I'm scared for 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:15.760 what guy matches perfectly with that? Oh there's a dogcatcher 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:16.080 out there. 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:21.960 That was strange, Like I don't want to be a 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:24.760 judge because everybody's into their own things and stuff, but 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:28.240 it's just like, maybe you stick within that community. That's 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:33.560 also I think the same date within the community that 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:35.119 understands what. 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:39.359 You like behaving like a dog most of the time. 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:43.000 Yeah, I just know I've never recoiled more than when 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:44.720 she said I'm well groomed. 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:48.520 If that's what you're I know, not even close to 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:49.879 the question that I was asking. 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:52.920 It's something I could never actually say, Yeah, I love 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:54.200