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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, the home of

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Speaker 1: the Second Date update, and we do have a brand

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Speaker 1: new second date to get to. But yesterday's awkward Tuesday

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We got so many comments on our socials Afrik and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey up on the Spotify is just so many. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to love to hear your guys reactions a couple.

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Speaker 1: This one says sweet Joseph, husband of Mary, I'm not

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Speaker 1: father of Jesus. What the question remains? If her future

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Speaker 1: about it, But like, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Even me, I was like, when were you going to

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Speaker 1: Luiso leave Us wrote us and said, I feel so

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Speaker 1: bad for Jacob. You're better than her Jacob. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I love this one from Danny. I'm so sorry

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Speaker 1: for Jacob. Maybe want to get there and drink with him.

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Speaker 1: I live in Colombia. It's going to be a trip,

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Speaker 1: but I think you get here we can now party. Hey,

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Speaker 1: thanks for being with us, Thanks for subscribing, for liking,

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Speaker 1: for doing all the things for sharing the show and

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Speaker 1: definitely for commenting. All right, let's get you to your

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Speaker 1: brand new second date update. It starts right.

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Speaker 2: Now, Second Date Update date. Is it okay to request

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Speaker 4: Date, like what like a restaurant you like or like

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 5: I always request complete and total anonymity. That's why I

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Speaker 5: real identity with you, and you have to be okay.

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Speaker 2: With you, mysterio.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because

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Speaker 5: The thing is with everybody, everybody has their thing and

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Speaker 5: our listener, Natella not Nutella. Natella says she has a

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Speaker 5: request in her dating profile and isn't sure if maybe

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Speaker 2: So let's welcome to the show. Natella.

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, it seems like if it was in your

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Speaker 6: Well, yeah, there's a part there that you can put

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Speaker 5: Yeah, instead of just like typing it out, they can

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Speaker 1: Sound like time they're bad.

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Speaker 2: But I'm sure that's not the case with not to.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure not.

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Speaker 5: Why even if a guy did have a beer to

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Speaker 2: And is there a reason? It's very specific.

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Speaker 6: I just don't like the beard. I mean kissing a

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Speaker 5: Okay, So you don't like being stabbed in the mouth

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Speaker 6: I asked that the guy who responded please don't have

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Speaker 2: Show we don't always read. We just say she's wait.

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Speaker 1: That's on you then to not go out with them

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Speaker 1: Most guys ticked forever to grow a beard.

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Speaker 5: So that was the request that you made of him

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Speaker 2: And he actually did it.

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Speaker 6: I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, women usually don't get to say over

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Speaker 5: But the fact that he did that before the date

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Speaker 1: A lot right for him liking you.

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Speaker 6: Day, Yes, we continue to talk about my profile, because

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Speaker 8: It says is dating me is like having a.

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Speaker 6: Human version of a Golden retriever.

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Speaker 8: I'm only happy to see you.

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Speaker 6: I will smother you with attention and affection, and once

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we did talk a lot about my profile,

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Speaker 6: Sometimes girls say a little too much on their profiles.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so did he contliment you on how you looked

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Speaker 6: Yeah? He said he really liked my dress and he

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Speaker 5: Okay, please tell me you were the same output from

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Speaker 5: that picture. Well, he just shaved his beard, so hair

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Speaker 5: So aside from all the physical stuff that we've been

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we went to grabbed some wine that the really

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Speaker 6: because not all of them are nice.

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Speaker 4: It's so weird this place.

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Speaker 1: It's really weird. It's more of a conversation starter than people.

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Speaker 5: All the guys are buying up all the shaving equipment,

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Speaker 5: with Mattella here. I'm surprised he's not calling you back

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Speaker 5: because most of our pharmacy centric dates that we've had

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Speaker 6: It is.

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Speaker 2: So, how did you and Michael leave it?

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Speaker 8: Well, I asked him.

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Speaker 7: I said, Hey, like, you don't want to let me

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Speaker 7: give you my golden retriever a little nibble? Is that

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Speaker 7: what you meant when I brought my nose on his

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Speaker 2: He didn't like, what what's wrong with this guy?

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Speaker 1: Did you really do that? I thought she was joking.

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Speaker 6: Well, I asked him. I said, do you want me

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Speaker 3: I shared him.

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Speaker 1: I guess you were like trying to do an inside

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Speaker 1: joke thing. It just fell Ye. Was that the only

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Speaker 6: Not that I could think of, but there could have been.

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Speaker 5: Well, let's see what he has to say when we

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Speaker 1: A Golden Retriever, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of like I can't do a Golden

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Speaker 2: A different Golden Retriever move I can roll.

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Speaker 5: Let's figure that out when we come back and call

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Speaker 5: Michael for your second date update. Right after this second

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Speaker 5: date update, it's the question every man is dying to

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Speaker 1: What's that?

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Speaker 2: So you want me to give you the Golden Retriever.

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Speaker 2: She rubs her wet nose all over your soft beards.

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Speaker 1: But I wanted to get labbordood o.

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Speaker 5: But that's what our listener Natella actually did on her

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Speaker 1: And I mean, when you said it like that, it

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Speaker 2: We don't know.

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Speaker 5: The nose rubbed move could be the reason Michael's been

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Speaker 5: a little avoidant. But Brooke, you're usually rubbing stuff in

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Speaker 2: Is there anything else stand out to you?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it could honestly be that

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Speaker 1: you only put one picture up on your hinge account

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Speaker 1: and so I mean it could backfire. Yeah, maybe you

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Speaker 1: just weren't what he was expecting. Yeah, he's expecting a

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Speaker 2: What do you think of that?

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Speaker 6: And I, Tella, I don't know.

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Speaker 8: I think I really, uh scared him a little bit.

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Speaker 3: With my nose kids.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think that that should be fine. I think

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe this doesn't have a good sense of humor,

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Speaker 1: and then you don't want to date him.

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Speaker 2: It would be like you're a dog, I'm a wall.

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Speaker 5: Maybe he has intimacy issues and that was too fast,

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Speaker 1: There's no base for nose rubbing.

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Speaker 2: It was maybe in his mind.

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Speaker 1: It's like a bunt to me if we're going to

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Speaker 2: Think it's weird.

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Speaker 5: Everybody has different standards when it comes to physical touch

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Speaker 5: and I don't mean that sexually brooked, So get that

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Speaker 3: Right. Here we go. Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hey, is this Michael Yeah speaking? Hey man.

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Speaker 5: My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook

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Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and the whole show is here.

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Speaker 2: What's Michael, Good morning.

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Speaker 1: We heard a little bit about a date you went on.

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Speaker 3: Oh uh, this is kind of weird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Brook, coming on a little bit strong, already scaring.

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Speaker 2: We heard about your dating life, so we hunted you down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're supposed to say how are you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like normal people. But look, Michael, we're doing a

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Speaker 5: segment on our show. It's called a second Date Update.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you've ever heard of that before.

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Speaker 3: Actually I think I have heard of that. But so

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Speaker 3: like a podcast or something.

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Speaker 1: Really popular, we have a good podcast.

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Speaker 5: Well, if you know who's doing that podcast, let us

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Speaker 5: know so we can do a see some desist because

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Speaker 5: that's not okay.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Probably talking about.

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Speaker 5: Our one point. Okay, but I'm calling you because one

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Speaker 5: of our listeners said that she went out on a

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Speaker 5: and she's kind of bummed about it. Wants to know

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Speaker 5: if there's a reason I'm talking about Natella.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, I see where this is gone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember. It's going to where you explain why

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Speaker 3: Well look, I'm not sure how much she told you, guys,

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Speaker 3: but it got a little weird.

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Speaker 2: Oh the dog thing what yeah? What what about?

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Speaker 5: It was weird to you because when we heard it.

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Speaker 5: It all sounded very, very.

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Speaker 3: Normal, and there was some humor mixed in, like, I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean she told us that she likes to

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Speaker 5: a Golden retriever.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because.

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Speaker 1: She's had.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys have no idea we're talking about the

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Speaker 3: Golden Retrievers in general. Because it was on a profile

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Speaker 1: She was putting her tongue in the wine, reached the

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's a nice bar.

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Speaker 3: There's more though, So after that I was already a

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Speaker 3: little weirded out, and she's like, I want to play

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Speaker 3: she starts panting, like panting like a dog.

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Speaker 1: And that was the indicator of how much she liked you,

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure what the answer was, but she just

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Speaker 3: like panted harder, So I don't know, maybe that means

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Speaker 5: It was her tail wagging too behind her, like I

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Speaker 5: don't understand, Like how far did this golden retriever joke go?

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Speaker 3: Well, there was another weird part, which was basically, she

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Speaker 5: See that that was the part that we had heard,

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Speaker 1: That's good though, because the wet nose, it does indicate

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Speaker 1: she's healthy.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she's in good health.

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Speaker 1: She told us that she knew that was a regrettable.

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Speaker 8: Moment for her.

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Speaker 3: I thought she was going to pull out a leash.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so she took the golden retriever joke a little

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Speaker 5: bit too far. But I don't think that should take

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, yeah, I was she a good girl.

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Speaker 2: She said that she liked him.

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Speaker 5: I can't hear her painting on the other line, so

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Speaker 5: I don't know how much exactly, But she is waiting

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Speaker 5: to talk to you.

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Speaker 3: Right now.

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Speaker 5: No, I forgot to tell you. She's listening on the

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Speaker 5: other on the other phone. Now tell her you there, Hi,

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Speaker 5: coming in pretty normal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you're a little embarrassed.

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Speaker 7: She doesn't, Nattella.

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Speaker 5: He's saying that you maybe took the Golden Retriever stuff

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had

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Speaker 6: We talked about paddleboarding a lot. And remember our conversation

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Speaker 8: Michael, it's not great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, look, there was good parts of our conversation.

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Speaker 3: It's just other parts were like significantly weirder.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what you.

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Speaker 1: Thought was weird.

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Speaker 8: I'm guessing from what I'm listening is.

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Speaker 6: That you thought the doc thing was weird.

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Speaker 8: But you have to understand, like where I'm coming from,

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Speaker 8: Golden Retrievers they're like sweet and they're loyal, and you

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Speaker 1: Nobody ever says, may I look at that hot gold Retriever?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, we'll think about this, like, you can't have

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Speaker 8: You can't have a girl without the Golden Retriever.

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Speaker 7: You see?

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Speaker 1: Are you saying that you're always a dog?

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Speaker 8: It's my profile, Michael it's what it says on there.

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Speaker 6: I have to live it up.

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Speaker 1: You didn't memory profile, so you're not willing to back

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Speaker 8: I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am

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Speaker 8: the golden Retriever. That's who I am.

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Speaker 5: She's learned sit, stay, but not back down as one

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Speaker 5: it very, very seriously.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's like kindy convenience. It's like a girlfriend and

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Speaker 2: You can eat peanut butter together on the couch.

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Speaker 5: Is that something that would be appealing to you, Michael

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Speaker 5: in a relationship, because if it is, we would offer

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Speaker 5: I should ask her first, Natella, is is that something

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 6: I would, Jesus girl.

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Speaker 3: That is not.

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Speaker 1: Public. Do we have a gift cartoon? I don't know

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Speaker 1: what's going where you can bring your.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Natella, are you a furry?

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Speaker 6: Do you do that? Oh? I'm very well groomed.

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Speaker 3: If you're asking, that's not close to the question.

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Speaker 2: But I'm afraid to ask you anything else. Michael. We'll

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Speaker 2: pay for this control right now. Yeah, we will fund

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Speaker 2: this new date if you want to do it. Michael,

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Speaker 2: would you care to bark back your approval to her?

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Speaker 3: Yes, guys, I guess, to be really honest, I don't

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a good way to put it.

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Speaker 2: A get you. I'm just gonna make her want to

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Speaker 6: Hey, Michael, I'm like so turned on right now.

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Speaker 7: Oh God, God, because I think we.

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Speaker 2: All got to go. So that tell I think it's

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Speaker 7: It might be a no right now, but wait till

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Speaker 2: Was gonna have a newspaper in her mouth, Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: Man, they say that there's somebody out there for everyone,

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Speaker 5: and this call just makes me wonder, is there really?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, are you sure? Because I'm scared for

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Speaker 2: what guy matches perfectly with that? Oh there's a dogcatcher

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Speaker 1: That was strange, Like I don't want to be a

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Speaker 1: it's just like, maybe you stick within that community. That's

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Speaker 2: You like behaving like a dog most of the time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just know I've never recoiled more than when

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Speaker 2: If that's what you're I know, not even close to

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Speaker 1: It's something I could never actually say, Yeah, I love

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Speaker 2: Oh God, that's way too much. Just it's calls like

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Speaker 5: Me think God is going to do another biblical flood

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Speaker 5: soon and start the human race over from scratch. We're

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Speaker 5: getting to that point, all right, just about the dogs, so.

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Speaker 2: We're right, which was a dog.

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Speaker 5: But you know, if you ever want some help with

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Speaker 5: your dating life, with your love situation, email the show.

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Speaker 5: We can call that person who's not calling you back

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Speaker 5: and go check out all of our second dates.

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Speaker 2: They're up on podcasts where you get yours at Brook

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Speaker 2: and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning