Speaker 1: Looking jubiles. Second, d I don't even think the guy
Speaker 1: that's on the phone to do a second date update
Speaker 1: today she should even want to get a hold of
Speaker 1: this girl that he wants us to call. Why well,
Speaker 1: his email said that she turned down free pizza, and
Speaker 1: anybody who turns down free pizza, in my opinion, is
Speaker 1: a communist. That's right, not even worth your time at all. Daryl,
Speaker 1: are you sure you still want to call this girl? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm all right. Do you realize she turned down delicious pizza? Right?
Speaker 1: I do realize that sounds like you want to kick
Speaker 1: out of the country. And Daryl, I hate her so much.
Speaker 1: Tell us her name? First of all, what is her name? Monica?
Speaker 1: And how did you meet Monica? We actually met on
Speaker 1: Tinder and I thought she was really cute and we
Speaker 1: were chatting back and forth and I thought everything was
Speaker 1: going great, and so I asked her to dinner. And
Speaker 1: you guys went to dinner? Did you go to pizza? No? No,
Speaker 1: subject again, We actually ended up going to a bar
Speaker 1: because she said that she already had eaten, and she suggested,
Speaker 1: why don't we just get some drinks? So I, well
Speaker 1: that's what we did. We went to a bar grab
Speaker 1: some drinks. I always think it's smarter to go straight
Speaker 1: to drinks on a first date. It's not as involved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're loosen up, and you can bail after one drink
Speaker 1: if it turns out the whole situation's bad. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: The only issue was that I hadn't eaten anything. But
Speaker 1: it was going so well though. We were we were
Speaker 1: telling stories, and but then I realized I was getting
Speaker 1: really tipsy, and I mean I kind of got a
Speaker 1: little drunk, and I just I have no idea how
Speaker 1: I was coming off. So I thinking I gotta get
Speaker 1: some food in me. So I suggested, well, why don't
Speaker 1: we come back in my place. We can just get
Speaker 1: a pizza and hang out some more there. And that's
Speaker 1: what she dropped the hammer on you. Huh right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said, no, turned down free pizza at your place.
Speaker 1: I am so fired up about this, Daryl. Do you
Speaker 1: think that she turned down the offer for free pizza
Speaker 1: because it was at your place and you didn't say,
Speaker 1: let's go to a place where they have pizza at
Speaker 1: a restaurant. Well that's the thing. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping she didn't get the wrong message. But I
Speaker 1: mean she helped me flag down a cab. Were you
Speaker 1: that drunk? Well I couldn't drive, yeah, But for her
Speaker 1: to help you flag down a cab sounds like you
Speaker 1: were falling down and she had to drag out there
Speaker 1: and like help you get in a car. Well, no,
Speaker 1: not exactly it was. I mean I was conscious, but
Speaker 1: I just were you walk straight? Daryl? I think so
Speaker 1: if we were to ask your friends, would they say
Speaker 1: you have a really bad history with drunk behavior. Do
Speaker 1: you get ridiculous? Do you take your pants off in
Speaker 1: public like jubil? No, No, nothing like that. But I
Speaker 1: mean I didn't know food in me at all. How
Speaker 1: much of the date do you remember? I mean, do
Speaker 1: you remember all of your conversations because you say you
Speaker 1: don't know how you came off earlier on? I remember everything,
Speaker 1: and just you know, I'm remembering my pieces of it.
Speaker 1: I remember flagging down the cabin everything, And I remember
Speaker 1: when she said no to the pizza. Who would forget that?
Speaker 1: Was there a chemistry? Like were things really honestly going
Speaker 1: really well before you got wasted? That you remember? Oh? Absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 1: things were going really well. We're connecting and she loved
Speaker 1: my stories everything I was. We're talking back and forth
Speaker 1: when I'm drunk. I think I'm telling great stories too.
Speaker 1: I had a drunk guy the other night of the
Speaker 1: comedy show tell me the same story three times in
Speaker 1: a row. It was ridiculous. Yeah, and he thought he
Speaker 1: was doing a great job. Well, obviously you've tried to
Speaker 1: get a hold of her to go out again. Has
Speaker 1: she responded at all? Well? I text her that night
Speaker 1: saying sorry, you know, sorry for being so tipsy and
Speaker 1: thanking her, and she actually texted me right back, you know,
Speaker 1: LLL and uh says no problem. Okay, But since then
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to get a hold of her
Speaker 1: at all. You haven't heard anything from her? No, okay,
Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song'll come back, see if we
Speaker 1: can get this pizza hating nazi on the phone and
Speaker 1: get your second date. Update. Okay, okay, thank you, all right,
Speaker 1: thank brooking jubil In the morning update, Darryl is on
Speaker 1: the phone with us right now. He wants us to
Speaker 1: call a girl named Monica today. Daryl admittedly got a
Speaker 1: little too drunk on his first date with Monica. The
Speaker 1: only thing he really remembers is them having good conversation
Speaker 1: while they're out having drinks, and then him inviting her
Speaker 1: back to his place to have some pizza because he
Speaker 1: hadn't had any thing to eat yet, and her saying no,
Speaker 1: and then helping him get into a cab. Daryl, I'm
Speaker 1: actually really excited for your second date update because it's
Speaker 1: kind of like Christmas morning for me. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like unwrapping a present to see what the hell you
Speaker 1: did when you were drunk. Every time after a night
Speaker 1: of drinking, you always wonder what exactly happened. Even if
Speaker 1: you remember everything going right, You're still like, I don't
Speaker 1: know though, something could have gone wrong, And you don't
Speaker 1: know until you actually talk to the person who was
Speaker 1: around you sober and they can tell you if you
Speaker 1: did something weird. It's like a fun case of amnesia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you ready to find out if you did something wrong?
Speaker 1: I am Yeah. Do you think that there's a possibility
Speaker 1: you could have or do you think maybe she just
Speaker 1: couldn't be turned off by the fact that you got
Speaker 1: so drunk on your first date? Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'd like to just ask her if we could go
Speaker 1: on like a legit date and get some dinner and
Speaker 1: for that myself, as I truly am. Before we make
Speaker 1: this phone call, you need to take a shot of
Speaker 1: something to get your courage up. No, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do that. I'll call it right now. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Man, Hello, Hi, can I speak to Monica? Please? Monica?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm sorry, who is this? Jewbil from
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewbil in the Morning? Okay? How can I
Speaker 1: help you? Do you know who? This is? Some type
Speaker 1: of business? Yes? I don't know, Yes, it is sort of.
Speaker 1: It's a Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm moving
Speaker 1: ninety two point five radio show. Oh okay. I'm calling you,
Speaker 1: Monica because you recently went out on a date with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners. Okay, and he emailed our show
Speaker 1: asking if we could get you on the phone to
Speaker 1: find out why you won't call him back for a
Speaker 1: second date. Who are we talking about? His name is
Speaker 1: Darryl O God. He says that you guys went out
Speaker 1: and had a few drinks together. He maybe had more
Speaker 1: than a few drinks, and the last thing he remembers
Speaker 1: is you helping him get into a cab. Well, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what happened. Okay, And he says that he's been
Speaker 1: trying to get a hold of you because he'd love
Speaker 1: to see you again, but you have not been returning
Speaker 1: any of his texts or phone calls. That's why we're
Speaker 1: calling you. We're asking if he did something wrong on
Speaker 1: the date and you don't want to see him again. Well, yeah, honestly, guys,
Speaker 1: I really don't have time to talk about like the
Speaker 1: worst dates of my life. Oh wow, the worst date
Speaker 1: of your life? Can you just give us a little
Speaker 1: bit of information. I mean it just he says on
Speaker 1: stuff that I just can't get out of my mind,
Speaker 1: and that just let me know he's not for me. Monica,
Speaker 1: Do you have a few minutes to just tell us
Speaker 1: what he said so that we can tell him not
Speaker 1: to ever do that again to another female? Okay, we
Speaker 1: were having drinks, we were ban training back for us.
Speaker 1: We were telling stories about you know, our worst states
Speaker 1: and things like that on tender and it kind of
Speaker 1: turned into like a one up thing. No, so I
Speaker 1: would say something and tell them about the guy that
Speaker 1: you know, tried to grope my butt, and then he
Speaker 1: would say something, and then I would go back, and
Speaker 1: I said one thing, and he told me something that's
Speaker 1: just disgusting. He told me that he had chlamydia. What
Speaker 1: how did he get lamia? He told you, like, he
Speaker 1: currently has chlamydia. And not only that, he said he's
Speaker 1: had it like three times, like a confession or was
Speaker 1: it like he's turning three different times? Oh? How did
Speaker 1: that come up? Did he just spit it out like that?
Speaker 1: It was really weird. I think the alcohol had him,
Speaker 1: you know, being a little bit more honest than he
Speaker 1: wanted to. So, you know, he was telling me, and
Speaker 1: I told my story and then he said, you know,
Speaker 1: since he's been on tender, he's gotten chlamydia three times.
Speaker 1: All right, Monica, completely understandable why you aren't calling him
Speaker 1: back and maybe don't want to see him again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: once you tell somebody you you have an STD on
Speaker 1: a first date, usually it doesn't end up very well.
Speaker 1: Lets they've got it too, pizza. Yeah, it was really
Speaker 1: weird because you know, I asked, I said, like, who
Speaker 1: who still has sex without condoms? Like in today's date?
Speaker 1: Who does that? And he said that he got a
Speaker 1: vasectomy so he can have sex and he will feel better,
Speaker 1: so he will rather have a disease and have kids.
Speaker 1: And he also opened up to you that he had
Speaker 1: a vasectomy. Monica, if you could say one thing to
Speaker 1: Daryl to help him date better, what would it be, farrest?
Speaker 1: Don't lead? Would that you've had calamitia three times? It
Speaker 1: is not okay on the first date. And then secondly,
Speaker 1: just slow your role, like, calm down, Monica, you kind
Speaker 1: of already just told him that, because Darrell is actually
Speaker 1: on the phone listening. Listen, I don't remember saying that
Speaker 1: to you, okay, And I I just want to move
Speaker 1: forward with this, and you know, whatever happens in our
Speaker 1: past is in the past now. Well, now we are
Speaker 1: moving forward as soon as I put you in the cabs,
Speaker 1: move forward from my life. Just pretend I didn't say that,
Speaker 1: and I just want to move forward. I don't care
Speaker 1: what happens in your past. You don't have to tell
Speaker 1: me everything. I didn't mean that. I don't remember if
Speaker 1: you serious? Are you out of your mind? Are you
Speaker 1: really trying to have a future with me when you've
Speaker 1: already admitted to hat in chlamydia three times. All I'm
Speaker 1: saying is there's more to me than you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to have a legit date like
Speaker 1: other STDs. I'm so sorry that you know you think
Speaker 1: that this is to go any far as I just
Speaker 1: have to be completely honest with you. You're the reason
Speaker 1: I'm off tender to begin with. Did you dropped tender
Speaker 1: after this date? I'm completely done with it? Like the
Speaker 1: cherry on top, he was like the stamp that closed
Speaker 1: everything up for me. Daryl, Why would you be so
Speaker 1: open about that? I was? I had an empty stomach. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That stomach is ruined in your life. Man, It's making
Speaker 1: you get drunk on first dates. It's making you get
Speaker 1: committee all kinds of stuff. Monica, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out on a second date with Darryl? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it that. I am very secure in my
Speaker 1: answer and saying hell no, yeah, Darryl. There you go, man,
Speaker 1: that's your answer. I'm sorry, no second date for you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, Darrell? You okay? Yeah? I'm fine. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I know you're not technically okay, but mentally are you
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah? I'll survive. Are you gonna? I mean,
Speaker 1: you realize that telling somebody that you have an STD
Speaker 1: on a first date could be a turn off? Right?
Speaker 1: You sound kind of shocked still, I realized that, but
Speaker 1: at least I don't have her pies. Good point, you
Speaker 1: got something that can go away with some penicillin or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know what, I think we can all say that today,
Speaker 1: at least we don't have her broken jupil In the morning,
Speaker 1: Je