WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Not Good Under the Hood

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<v Speaker 1>Looking jubiles. Second, d I don't even think the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that's on the phone to do a second date update

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<v Speaker 1>today she should even want to get a hold of

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<v Speaker 1>this girl that he wants us to call. Why well,

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<v Speaker 1>his email said that she turned down free pizza, and

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<v Speaker 1>anybody who turns down free pizza, in my opinion, is

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<v Speaker 1>a communist. That's right, not even worth your time at all. Daryl,

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<v Speaker 1>are you sure you still want to call this girl? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all right. Do you realize she turned down delicious pizza? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I do realize that sounds like you want to kick

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<v Speaker 1>out of the country. And Daryl, I hate her so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us her name? First of all, what is her name? Monica?

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<v Speaker 1>And how did you meet Monica? We actually met on

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<v Speaker 1>Tinder and I thought she was really cute and we

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<v Speaker 1>were chatting back and forth and I thought everything was

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<v Speaker 1>going great, and so I asked her to dinner. And

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<v Speaker 1>you guys went to dinner? Did you go to pizza? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>subject again, We actually ended up going to a bar

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<v Speaker 1>because she said that she already had eaten, and she suggested,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we just get some drinks? So I, well

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we did. We went to a bar grab

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<v Speaker 1>some drinks. I always think it's smarter to go straight

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<v Speaker 1>to drinks on a first date. It's not as involved. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're loosen up, and you can bail after one drink

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<v Speaker 1>if it turns out the whole situation's bad. Yeah, it's true.

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<v Speaker 1>The only issue was that I hadn't eaten anything. But

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<v Speaker 1>it was going so well though. We were we were

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<v Speaker 1>telling stories, and but then I realized I was getting

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<v Speaker 1>really tipsy, and I mean I kind of got a

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<v Speaker 1>little drunk, and I just I have no idea how

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<v Speaker 1>I was coming off. So I thinking I gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>some food in me. So I suggested, well, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we come back in my place. We can just get

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<v Speaker 1>a pizza and hang out some more there. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>what she dropped the hammer on you. Huh right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, no, turned down free pizza at your place.

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<v Speaker 1>I am so fired up about this, Daryl. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that she turned down the offer for free pizza

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<v Speaker 1>because it was at your place and you didn't say,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to a place where they have pizza at

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant. Well that's the thing. I don't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping she didn't get the wrong message. But I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she helped me flag down a cab. Were you

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<v Speaker 1>that drunk? Well I couldn't drive, yeah, But for her

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<v Speaker 1>to help you flag down a cab sounds like you

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<v Speaker 1>were falling down and she had to drag out there

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<v Speaker 1>and like help you get in a car. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not exactly it was. I mean I was conscious, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just were you walk straight? Daryl? I think so

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<v Speaker 1>if we were to ask your friends, would they say

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<v Speaker 1>you have a really bad history with drunk behavior. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you get ridiculous? Do you take your pants off in

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<v Speaker 1>public like jubil? No, No, nothing like that. But I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I didn't know food in me at all. How

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<v Speaker 1>much of the date do you remember? I mean, do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember all of your conversations because you say you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how you came off earlier on? I remember everything,

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<v Speaker 1>and just you know, I'm remembering my pieces of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember flagging down the cabin everything, And I remember

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<v Speaker 1>when she said no to the pizza. Who would forget that?

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<v Speaker 1>Was there a chemistry? Like were things really honestly going

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<v Speaker 1>really well before you got wasted? That you remember? Oh? Absolutely, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>things were going really well. We're connecting and she loved

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<v Speaker 1>my stories everything I was. We're talking back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm drunk. I think I'm telling great stories too.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a drunk guy the other night of the

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<v Speaker 1>comedy show tell me the same story three times in

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<v Speaker 1>a row. It was ridiculous. Yeah, and he thought he

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<v Speaker 1>was doing a great job. Well, obviously you've tried to

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<v Speaker 1>get a hold of her to go out again. Has

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<v Speaker 1>she responded at all? Well? I text her that night

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<v Speaker 1>saying sorry, you know, sorry for being so tipsy and

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<v Speaker 1>thanking her, and she actually texted me right back, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>LLL and uh says no problem. Okay, But since then

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't been able to get a hold of her

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<v Speaker 1>at all. You haven't heard anything from her? No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll play a song'll come back, see if we

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<v Speaker 1>can get this pizza hating nazi on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date. Update. Okay, okay, thank you, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank brooking jubil In the morning update, Darryl is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone with us right now. He wants us to

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<v Speaker 1>call a girl named Monica today. Daryl admittedly got a

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<v Speaker 1>little too drunk on his first date with Monica. The

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<v Speaker 1>only thing he really remembers is them having good conversation

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<v Speaker 1>while they're out having drinks, and then him inviting her

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<v Speaker 1>back to his place to have some pizza because he

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't had any thing to eat yet, and her saying no,

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<v Speaker 1>and then helping him get into a cab. Daryl, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually really excited for your second date update because it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like Christmas morning for me. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like unwrapping a present to see what the hell you

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<v Speaker 1>did when you were drunk. Every time after a night

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<v Speaker 1>of drinking, you always wonder what exactly happened. Even if

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<v Speaker 1>you remember everything going right, You're still like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know though, something could have gone wrong, And you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know until you actually talk to the person who was

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<v Speaker 1>around you sober and they can tell you if you

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<v Speaker 1>did something weird. It's like a fun case of amnesia. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to find out if you did something wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>I am Yeah. Do you think that there's a possibility

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<v Speaker 1>you could have or do you think maybe she just

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be turned off by the fact that you got

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<v Speaker 1>so drunk on your first date? Honestly, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to just ask her if we could go

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<v Speaker 1>on like a legit date and get some dinner and

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<v Speaker 1>for that myself, as I truly am. Before we make

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<v Speaker 1>this phone call, you need to take a shot of

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<v Speaker 1>something to get your courage up. No, no, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to do that. I'll call it right now. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Man, Hello, Hi, can I speak to Monica? Please? Monica?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. I'm sorry, who is this? Jewbil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jewbil in the Morning? Okay? How can I

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<v Speaker 1>help you? Do you know who? This is? Some type

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<v Speaker 1>of business? Yes? I don't know, Yes, it is sort of.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm moving

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<v Speaker 1>ninety two point five radio show. Oh okay. I'm calling you,

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<v Speaker 1>Monica because you recently went out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners. Okay, and he emailed our show

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<v Speaker 1>asking if we could get you on the phone to

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<v Speaker 1>find out why you won't call him back for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date. Who are we talking about? His name is

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<v Speaker 1>Darryl O God. He says that you guys went out

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<v Speaker 1>and had a few drinks together. He maybe had more

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<v Speaker 1>than a few drinks, and the last thing he remembers

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<v Speaker 1>is you helping him get into a cab. Well, Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what happened. Okay, And he says that he's been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get a hold of you because he'd love

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<v Speaker 1>to see you again, but you have not been returning

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<v Speaker 1>any of his texts or phone calls. That's why we're

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<v Speaker 1>calling you. We're asking if he did something wrong on

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<v Speaker 1>the date and you don't want to see him again. Well, yeah, honestly, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't have time to talk about like the

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<v Speaker 1>worst dates of my life. Oh wow, the worst date

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<v Speaker 1>of your life? Can you just give us a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of information. I mean it just he says on

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that I just can't get out of my mind,

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<v Speaker 1>and that just let me know he's not for me. Monica,

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a few minutes to just tell us

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<v Speaker 1>what he said so that we can tell him not

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<v Speaker 1>to ever do that again to another female? Okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>were having drinks, we were ban training back for us.

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<v Speaker 1>We were telling stories about you know, our worst states

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<v Speaker 1>and things like that on tender and it kind of

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<v Speaker 1>turned into like a one up thing. No, so I

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<v Speaker 1>would say something and tell them about the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>you know, tried to grope my butt, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>would say something, and then I would go back, and

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<v Speaker 1>I said one thing, and he told me something that's

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<v Speaker 1>just disgusting. He told me that he had chlamydia. What

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<v Speaker 1>how did he get lamia? He told you, like, he

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<v Speaker 1>currently has chlamydia. And not only that, he said he's

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<v Speaker 1>had it like three times, like a confession or was

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<v Speaker 1>it like he's turning three different times? Oh? How did

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<v Speaker 1>that come up? Did he just spit it out like that?

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<v Speaker 1>It was really weird. I think the alcohol had him,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, being a little bit more honest than he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to. So, you know, he was telling me, and

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<v Speaker 1>I told my story and then he said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>since he's been on tender, he's gotten chlamydia three times.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Monica, completely understandable why you aren't calling him

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<v Speaker 1>back and maybe don't want to see him again. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>once you tell somebody you you have an STD on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date, usually it doesn't end up very well.

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<v Speaker 1>Lets they've got it too, pizza. Yeah, it was really

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<v Speaker 1>weird because you know, I asked, I said, like, who

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<v Speaker 1>who still has sex without condoms? Like in today's date?

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<v Speaker 1>Who does that? And he said that he got a

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<v Speaker 1>vasectomy so he can have sex and he will feel better,

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<v Speaker 1>so he will rather have a disease and have kids.

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<v Speaker 1>And he also opened up to you that he had

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<v Speaker 1>a vasectomy. Monica, if you could say one thing to

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<v Speaker 1>Daryl to help him date better, what would it be, farrest?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't lead? Would that you've had calamitia three times? It

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<v Speaker 1>is not okay on the first date. And then secondly,

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<v Speaker 1>just slow your role, like, calm down, Monica, you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of already just told him that, because Darrell is actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone listening. Listen, I don't remember saying that

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<v Speaker 1>to you, okay, And I I just want to move

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<v Speaker 1>forward with this, and you know, whatever happens in our

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<v Speaker 1>past is in the past now. Well, now we are

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<v Speaker 1>moving forward as soon as I put you in the cabs,

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<v Speaker 1>move forward from my life. Just pretend I didn't say that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just want to move forward. I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>what happens in your past. You don't have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>me everything. I didn't mean that. I don't remember if

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<v Speaker 1>you serious? Are you out of your mind? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>really trying to have a future with me when you've

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<v Speaker 1>already admitted to hat in chlamydia three times. All I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying is there's more to me than you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I just wanted to have a legit date like

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<v Speaker 1>other STDs. I'm so sorry that you know you think

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<v Speaker 1>that this is to go any far as I just

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<v Speaker 1>have to be completely honest with you. You're the reason

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<v Speaker 1>I'm off tender to begin with. Did you dropped tender

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<v Speaker 1>after this date? I'm completely done with it? Like the

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<v Speaker 1>cherry on top, he was like the stamp that closed

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<v Speaker 1>everything up for me. Daryl, Why would you be so

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<v Speaker 1>open about that? I was? I had an empty stomach. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That stomach is ruined in your life. Man, It's making

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<v Speaker 1>you get drunk on first dates. It's making you get

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<v Speaker 1>committee all kinds of stuff. Monica, would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a second date with Darryl? We will

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it that. I am very secure in my

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<v Speaker 1>answer and saying hell no, yeah, Darryl. There you go, man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your answer. I'm sorry, no second date for you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Darrell? You okay? Yeah? I'm fine. Well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're not technically okay, but mentally are you

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Yeah? I'll survive. Are you gonna? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you realize that telling somebody that you have an STD

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<v Speaker 1>on a first date could be a turn off? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>You sound kind of shocked still, I realized that, but

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<v Speaker 1>at least I don't have her pies. Good point, you

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<v Speaker 1>got something that can go away with some penicillin or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I think we can all say that today,

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<v Speaker 1>at least we don't have her broken jupil In the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>Je