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Speaker 1: I'm all right. Do you realize she turned down delicious pizza? Right?

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Speaker 1: Tell us her name? First of all, what is her name? Monica?

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Speaker 1: And how did you meet Monica? We actually met on

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Speaker 1: we go. Man, Hello, Hi, can I speak to Monica? Please? Monica?

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewbil in the Morning? Okay? How can I

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Speaker 1: You sound kind of shocked still, I realized that, but

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Speaker 1: at least I don't have her pies. Good point, you

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Speaker 1: got something that can go away with some penicillin or whatever.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I think we can all say that today,

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Speaker 1: at least we don't have her broken jupil In the morning,

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