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Speaker 1: All right, coming live and direct from the Gloom Tomb

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Speaker 1: of Los Angeles, California. This is the Iron Wrap Reports

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Speaker 1: Stereo podcast. Um, you funk with Snapchat? What is that?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'm not sure exactly what it is.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't fully get it. I'm not on there.

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Speaker 1: I haven't fully committed to it. But um, you know,

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Speaker 1: every now and then I did it and and and

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Speaker 1: uh you know I'm gonna do it again. Now we're

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Speaker 1: live here in the Gloom Tomb of Los Angeles, California.

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Speaker 1: I'm in here with my man Gimoetti, who recording the

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Speaker 1: new episode of the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. And what

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Speaker 1: can I say? Monetti's in l A for the week. Um,

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Speaker 1: We're going live and direct from Los Angeles, California next week.

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Speaker 1: It's going down the eleventh, May eleventh at the Hollywood

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Speaker 1: Improvisation US in the Dirty Sports guys to two on

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Speaker 1: to Live podcast and we funk with those guys. They're funny.

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Speaker 1: Ten dollar tickets, I promise you see to limited. It's

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Speaker 1: a small place. We're packing the house as we always

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Speaker 1: do at the Hollywood improvm me eleventh at eight p m.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's us in the Dirty Sports podcast dudes,

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Speaker 1: and uh, it's gonna be a good time. Um, but

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Speaker 1: right now, I mean I just picked up Moody. Moody

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Speaker 1: took a bus in from uh. Where were you? Prescott, Arizona,

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Speaker 1: which is beautiful. It's like the wild wild West? Why? How?

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Speaker 1: And why? Um? The air in uh Arizona is a

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Speaker 1: little different, little clearer, a little nicer sky looks like

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Speaker 1: the sky is supposed to look. And the people were

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Speaker 1: very nice. Yeah, and you had a good time. And

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Speaker 1: then I and then I called you this morning and

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Speaker 1: you were really excited about your your Western breakfast And

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Speaker 1: why was your Western breakfast different from any breakfast you

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Speaker 1: have in any diner in the Bronx And tell me

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Speaker 1: tell me that smothered biscuits, right, you can't get that

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Speaker 1: in the break and what else? And and so that

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Speaker 1: that's how they sold you on it being a it

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Speaker 1: was a Zeke's eating place, Zeke's eating and and and

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Speaker 1: and you felt like the Western diner food was different

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Speaker 1: than the Yeah, the way things were made. It was

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Speaker 1: chicken fried steaks that don't have none of that. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, just checking because you were very excited you

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Speaker 1: were like, oh, I'm eating my Western like funck. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm picking you up. I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: find out where and when I'm trying to tell you

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Speaker 1: what I'm eating. Yeah, I know, but you were like

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Speaker 1: really like, you know, you were really like fucking you know,

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Speaker 1: gacked up about Yeah. I mean, man, guys got guns.

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Speaker 1: They're carrying guns, saw carrying pistols. So I went to

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Speaker 1: the oldest saloon it's called the palace Um, and you know,

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Speaker 1: some guys had the ten gallon hats on it. But

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Speaker 1: money was strapped with's a gun out in the old

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Speaker 1: two hammers, damn out and open open. Uh you can

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Speaker 1: carry you know open in Arizona. That's the West, yo.

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Speaker 1: So you had a good trip out there, good trip,

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Speaker 1: good people. All right, let me see. Uh so so

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Speaker 1: the other day last night actually, but you know, the

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Speaker 1: the Iron Reports stereo podcast is timeless, so I try

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Speaker 1: not to I try not to market with with with

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Speaker 1: dates and times and stuff like that. But it was

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Speaker 1: actually was last night, I know, the the the the

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Speaker 1: the Hardcore Iron Rapports stereo podcast. People. We'll be listening

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Speaker 1: to this episode for the first time on May three,

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Speaker 1: which is when it's going to be released. Those are

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Speaker 1: the hard body karate fans, and some people might pick

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Speaker 1: it up next and even some hard body karate fans

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Speaker 1: won't be able to listen on May three. But last

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Speaker 1: night the met Galla Ball in New York City, um,

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Speaker 1: which I, for some reason, I have never been invited to.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I looked at the roster. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's like it's it's a it's a fashion thing, you know.

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Speaker 1: And not to say that I'm like Mr. Fashion, but

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Speaker 1: I've seen dudes in there that aren't Mr. Fashion. They

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Speaker 1: just showed up, they got the little bullshit suits on

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Speaker 1: and then they got their hair slipped back. So when

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna what I'm gonna do, because I can go

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Speaker 1: to these things, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: the met Galli Ball in New York City, my city,

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Speaker 1: my hometown. I'm gonna show up with a suit on,

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Speaker 1: just to let them know that you invited the wrong motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: That's good. So I'm gonna I'm gonna do all the

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Speaker 1: gonna have my soft ass shirt underneath my tucks in

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Speaker 1: you're hot? Shit? What the Met and gallib Boy with

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Speaker 1: Me and g Me and fucking Gimo, Nettie, the Gruesome Tosome,

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Speaker 1: the Malachi Brothers, the man Dingo, the Gringo man Dingo

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Speaker 1: isn't good enough for the Met Galli Bowl and my

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Speaker 1: it's right across the park from where I grew up

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Speaker 1: on the Upper east Side. It's it's it's it's on

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Speaker 1: the west side at the fucking the Metropolitan Museum of

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Speaker 1: Art I think isn't on Fifth Avenue, the met Galiba

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Speaker 1: my apartment in Manhattan. They invite you, They they fucking

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Speaker 1: invite me. That's what you need to just show up.

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Speaker 1: I'm showing up next year and then when I walk out,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna see me in a parent new Balance and

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Speaker 1: a soft ass irons change in there like Superman. I

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Speaker 1: can't go to the met Gallipbull, it's my fucking museum.

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Speaker 1: I can't go to your fucking gallipball. I fucking built

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Speaker 1: this fucking place with these fucking hands. Fuck you and

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Speaker 1: your fucking bulls elite pretty people ship. I'm going next

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Speaker 1: year and I might even try to fucking bring my

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Speaker 1: man Moody in there on some plus one ship. No

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Speaker 1: Bruno fucking met gallib Ball. We didn't got away a

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Speaker 1: while ship to get up in there. Suits won't do it. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no no no suit a suit won't do

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Speaker 1: it no more because after last night with what with

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Speaker 1: what these ladies the girls are wearing, and Kanye West

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Speaker 1: came out dressed, uh like one of the nineteen bedazzled

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Speaker 1: R and B singers. He tried to come out on

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Speaker 1: some I'll be shure ship like this girl. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I'll be sure. Never died. I mean he had contacts,

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Speaker 1: so he crossed the line, yo, some Cisco type ship.

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Speaker 1: He came out looking like one of them gentle last sings.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna come out like that, you're gonna critique that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: attention for me? It didn't. I didn't like it. I

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Speaker 1: got an opinion. My opinion is I didn't like it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't like to be dazzled Jeane Jacket. I don't

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Speaker 1: like the like I I like, you know, like the

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Speaker 1: Vampire Night. I don't know what the fun what you're

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Speaker 1: going for. I don't And and I don't like the

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Speaker 1: fact that you are the face of hip hop and

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Speaker 1: you're representing hip hop with all that crazy ship. I

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Speaker 1: You don't see Pete rocking that motherfucker. You don't see

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Speaker 1: k RS one, you don't see all of tiny recitals,

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Speaker 1: you don't see rizard A expect the deck and ghost

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Speaker 1: what we see. This is what we see. So that's

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Speaker 1: what bothers me about. Yeah, like you, you know, you

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Speaker 1: could do all your other ship and like, but you're

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Speaker 1: at the met Galli boy and you're conforming to that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, a suit doesn't do it no more No,

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Speaker 1: a suit doesn't do it no more. So. So I

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Speaker 1: didn't like the outfit that he war not many motherfuckers do. No.

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Speaker 1: But next year, mark my words, I'm gonna make it

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Speaker 1: my business to walk up there because it's it's right

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Speaker 1: in my neighborhood, and I'm gonna have a suit on

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Speaker 1: the New York's Finance is gonna be like, hey, Mike Hay,

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Speaker 1: doing you see me good? And then we're going, Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I can't believe this ship with Prince Man

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Speaker 1: that he has no will know what it's searching, right,

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Speaker 1: you know they're not gonna find it. Because if there

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Speaker 1: was a lawyer that he dealt dealt with to make

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Speaker 1: a will, the lawyer would be like, I got the will.

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Speaker 1: When you make a will, you make an executor. You

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Speaker 1: don't just write the ship on a napkin. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: and and and and whether or not it was religious.

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Speaker 1: Jehovah's witness to saying that. You know, he's been famous

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Speaker 1: there was ever a will, and he sort of something

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Speaker 1: to do organize that this is gonna be bad. And

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Speaker 1: now you've got every time Dick and Harry coming out.

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Speaker 1: I'm his sister, I'm his baby mama, All these all

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Speaker 1: undesirables are coming out of the woodworks to try to

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Speaker 1: get a piece of the pie. Motherfucker's are online selling

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Speaker 1: Prince T shirt because there's no sort of organization right now.

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Speaker 1: And and the thing that's crazy to me about him

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Speaker 1: not having the wills, he was so adamant about ownership

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Speaker 1: the Warner Brothers for so long and he fought so

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Speaker 1: hard and changed his name and all that. But but

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Speaker 1: And all the conspiracy theories now, like oh he had

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Speaker 1: was a murder and it all up. This is gonna

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Speaker 1: be This is gonna be a mess. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a mess. And the fact that there's no will is

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be it's gonna be a real mess. So, uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what else, Smoodie, you know what? You

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Speaker 1: know what I do like though, I love I love

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Speaker 1: my new Martin bow jeans. I love them Martin bow Jeans.

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Speaker 1: You're wearing some now too. It's a New York City

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Speaker 1: really fair prices. Martin Bow Jeans come out of the

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Speaker 1: in the dryer. I can't stand that. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Moody. You put them in the jar one

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Speaker 1: They're better than your everyday whack ass blue jeans. Go

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Speaker 1: help you? You can't help? Back the funk up? Expected up,

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Speaker 1: right now, it's just charges. You're a true sick fun

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Speaker 1: You go right to the top ten of six funs

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Speaker 1: in a week on the Iron Rapports stereo podcast. So

423
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna congratulate you on that because that's probably gonna

424
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Speaker 1: be the last congratulations you're ever gonna get. Damn, what

425
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Speaker 1: a what a cad developmentally delayed woman? They're coming up

426
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Speaker 1: with all kinds of ship. Now, then why won't they

427
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Speaker 1: simply say retarded? Is that offensive? I take developmentally delayed

428
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Speaker 1: as offensive. Retarded? Yeah, we we know the story about

429
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Speaker 1: you taking care of your nephews. Gerald has uh developmentally

430
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Speaker 1: I had retarded. He has a nephew who is retarded. Right, No,

431
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: there's no terms. No, he's retarded and you love him,

432
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Speaker 1: of course, and he don't give a funk if I'm

433
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Speaker 1: calling him. You know, my nephew is retarded. He don't

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Speaker 1: care because he knows he is. Development what's that? I'm

435
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Speaker 1: not that, yo? I want to I want to give

436
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Speaker 1: a shout out to to the big supporters of the

437
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Speaker 1: Iron Rapports a real podcast, my man Shuli and my

438
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: man brand Dano, Steve brand Dano from Howard Stern Shows staff, Yo,

439
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: all star Yo. The fact that these guys funk with

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Speaker 1: us and give me the compliments. I'm giving you a

441
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: special shout out Shuli and my man Brandanio and brand

442
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: Dano is a good drawer. Yes, I met Julie. Is

443
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: that dude, he is that dude. Um, I can't call

444
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: it so so so, so this is what we got

445
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: with the NBA playoffs. Um, we got Miami. They beat

446
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: the buzz City and now I'm like, apparently I'm public

447
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 1: enemy number one in buzz City because I said that

448
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be playing with I like this team Buzzy.

449
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,919
Speaker 1: That's that's like Fisher Price ship. Yeah, And everybody got

450
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 1: all bent out of shape because I said, you know,

451
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: you're playing with buzz City jerseys and a man bun

452
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I don't like this team.

453
00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: I listen you little hangar on it. I was funk

454
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 1: with Jeremy Lynn before any of y'all, and and when

455
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 1: Moody was shipping on him with the whole insanitything, I

456
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: stuck with Jeremy Lynn. I still like Jeremy. I always

457
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: was like, Yo, this guy is gonna find a spot

458
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: in the end. He's a good player, and he turned

459
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 1: out to be a good, solid, tough player. Nonetheless, of course,

460
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan, of course, his team Kimba Walker's from the

461
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Speaker 1: b X. Right. You know, I've seen Kimba Walker one time.

462
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: I didn't even recognize it was Kemba Walker. You know,

463
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: he doesn't even look like Kemba Walker. He looks like

464
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: a little ship. Don't disrespect Kember. I was like, Yo,

465
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 1: this guy looks like Kemba Walker's brother. Small dude. He

466
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: busts your ass ever since he was at you can't

467
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: he bust people's ass in the NBA. Imagine what he

468
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: must have been like Jesus' a small guy like that.

469
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: His talent is crazy, man, No disrespect Kimba Walker. But

470
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 1: you're a little ship. But I funk with you, hard

471
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: body karate. But but but but that's still I'm gonna

472
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: say that to you, to your owner, to my man

473
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 1: Jeremy Lynn, to your whole crew. You should not have

474
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: to play in buzz city jerseys. And I'm gonna leave

475
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: it at that. Mike. You know you're Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan,

476
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: here's the question. Would you have played in a buzz

477
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: city jersey? Yeah? You could stop this, Michael, you can,

478
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: you can you you could say no, no more, We're

479
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: not gonna do this. But they got eliminated by the

480
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 1: Miami Heat. They beat them, and now the Miami Heat

481
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: are playing Toronto. Toronto snuck by the Pacers, and Drake

482
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: Um who sits courtside at the games, doesn't sit the

483
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: funk down. For what I mean, he makes Spike Lee

484
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: look like the fan of the year. Like if I

485
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: paid good money to sit in the second row behind

486
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Speaker 1: Drake and he was standing up the my man, nobody

487
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: loves the team that much. We know you're in the arena,

488
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: you got a new record out, sit your ass down.

489
00:28:54,840 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: You're famous, you're rich, you're a stickman. You don't have

490
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: to stand up the whole game. You're not on the team,

491
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: and you cheering on the team and giving a little

492
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: hands signals and they don't you you're you're you're basketball

493
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Speaker 1: i Q is not valid. It's not worth listening to

494
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: so cheer do all that. But you could sit there.

495
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: You don't have to be up the whole game, like

496
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: like yeah, these are these are pros. Man. You think

497
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: that you're cheering them on, like you think maybe they say, yeah,

498
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: we love when you're there. They're just saying that because

499
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: they're fans are here. They don't give a ship. You

500
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: don't know a ball, you don't know where that ball

501
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: supported to be opposite, swung around inside out? Do you

502
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: go over the pick and roll or under the pick.

503
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: Do you know any of that? I personally think if

504
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Speaker 1: I had to bet, if I had to bet the

505
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: house the new House, I bet that Justin Bieber will

506
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: crack Drakes asstball. Yo, I'll put up the money I got,

507
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: I got justice. Justin Bieber will crack that ass, and

508
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: and and so. I mean, I'm pretty sure Drake never

509
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: played in any sort of organized ball yet he's and fine,

510
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: be a fan, but sit your ascid down behind you

511
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: want to see motherfucker's in the second and third row.

512
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: And they're not gonna tell you to sit down because

513
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: you're Drake. Oh but if they're like intimidated by all

514
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: they gotta do is put on the bar mits for footage.

515
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: Were like, you're you're not You're not like a hardcore rapper,

516
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: You're Drake, And that's dope. I wish I was Drake.

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00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, sit the fuck down, man. In any

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Speaker 1: other arena, that would if you imagine that he was

519
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: doing this ship in Chicago or at the guard and

520
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: they'd be like, yo, sit the funk down, he would

521
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: he would hear he could sucker. Imagine Yella goes to

522
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: the games, who the fuck do you think you all

523
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: sit the fuck down, you cock sucker you. I'm trying

524
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: to watch the fuck. Who the fuck is he does? What?

525
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: He's a fucking rap? I don't give a fuck who

526
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: you all? What's his fucking name? Who's that jay z Drake?

527
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: What is he? He's he black? Or is he Jewish?

528
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: What is he down? I don't know what to tell you.

529
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: I can't call it playoffs man on Golden State is

530
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: Hopefully we'll have their You know, I don't put it

531
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: past Portland because they come and they come hard. No Bruno,

532
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: they come and they come hard. I'll say it again,

533
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: No Bruno, Um, Dame Lillard, c J McCullough. They don't

534
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: funk around. They they they're not playing. But but hopefully,

535
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: as me as a fan, I want to see them

536
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: get out of that semifinals early. Steph Curry. Don't play.

537
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: If they up, if they're up three zero, play just

538
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: to get the engine going. Other than that, you don't

539
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: need to come back. They got it, They got it.

540
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: Get your hair lined up. Everybody's gonna be excited for

541
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: when you come back. Have you ship lined up, have

542
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:12,959
Speaker 1: it nice, beautiful family, Everything about you is perfect except

543
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: your hair right, Just keep that. It's it's the only

544
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: thing that's inconsistent. His shot is consistent. Consult Jim Jackson.

545
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: He's got one of the Look at Paul George, I mean,

546
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: going back to that, I mean, I can't tell if

547
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: if it's Paul George the player or Paul George's hairline.

548
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: What I am more envious like because he's so casual

549
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: the way he plays, he scores like so easily, and

550
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: he does it all with one of the one of

551
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: the deepest, thickest, strongest hairlines I've ever seen. The Spurs

552
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: and okay, see one one? Uh can I can I

553
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: talk about the Clippers? I would like you to talk please?

554
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: Uh you you are the two thousand and fifteen podcast

555
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: cost to the year, so please um to my man,

556
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: Chris Paul. No more trips, no more being photographed in

557
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: the Riviera with Lebron And remember it was Carmelo and

558
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: the banana boats. Yeah, just toasting another year out of

559
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: the playoffs, not one. Now, these things sneak up on

560
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: you and next thing you know, you shipped all around

561
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: and you ain't never win no championship. So man, I

562
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: hope they can get out of go to the finals. Man,

563
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: his career is their window. It's closed. It's closed, and

564
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,959
Speaker 1: and and and and. As I was saying the other

565
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: day on Sports Nation with my man Max Kellerman from

566
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: Moneymaking Manhattan, we were debating whether or not there actually

567
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: was ever a window if you didn't get yeah, the window,

568
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: like maybe I said that maybe they took measurements to

569
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: put the indoze in. He said, they didn't install any

570
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: fucking windows. But now it's over and and and and

571
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: you know the way it ended and the reasons why

572
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: it ended with the injuries, although they won fifty games

573
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: with Blake being banged up. But yo, you didn't. I

574
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: didn't get no salutes, man for my another prediction, what

575
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,919
Speaker 1: was that that somebody would come out with their stomach. Yo?

576
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: You said it, I said, Dad, you said at some

577
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: point one of these dudes you were talking about the NBA.

578
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: We didn't, Yo, the NBA dude should be pissed right

579
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 1: now that Ezeki Elliott beat you to the punch because

580
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: he was like, he was more man, He was man

581
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: enough to do it before some other dudes in the

582
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: NBA wanted to do it. Ezekiel Elliott came out with

583
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: his stomach out at the NFL draft man I said it,

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00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: I hope you have a good career, Ezeki, because you

585
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: don't want it to be yo. And in training camp

586
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: amp oh Man, them defensive backs and those linebackers, they're

587
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: gonna put that wood on you and you right. And

588
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: it's not like his abs was off the chain. His

589
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: abs looked like mine, right, So he wasn't showing no abs,

590
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: So I don't know what he was showing. And the

591
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: NFL like, Yo, this is not the poor and draft. No,

592
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: no kids are watching. I should cover my daughter's eyes

593
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: when they tell your your name to come up, because

594
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 1: God knows what you got on. What are you doing wearing?

595
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing? And what about this

596
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: other guy? We didn't talk about him, Tunzil. Is it

597
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: Jeremy tuns Larry Tunsil, some ship Lamar or some ship

598
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: Tunsil Repulican. We know who you guys know what we're

599
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: talking about. He got drafted, but fifteen minutes before the draft.

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00:35:56,200 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes before the draft. While he's at the draft,

601
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: somebody posted on his Instagram the dude is Laramie tons

602
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: of Laramie, not Jeremy tons l fifteen minutes before the draft,

603
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: somebody went on his Twitter or his Instagram and posted

604
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: a video, probably most of the fans already noticed, of

605
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: him with a gas mask getting blasted, smoking out of

606
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: a bomb. That's that. Oh yeah, he was taking he

607
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: was taking headshot. That's not regular weed. That's we know

608
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: it could have been regular weed. But when you do

609
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: it like that, Nah, that that's not a regular that's

610
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: regular weed. We don't know that. Okay, we don't know

611
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 1: what he was smoking, but he's probably If you're doing that,

612
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: you ain't. You don't have your right mind. I never

613
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: took head shots like that, had a fucking mask and

614
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: it flits them. It looked like he was rocked. And

615
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: this is coming out before he's getting he was supposed

616
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: to be like a top ten pick. I guess we

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00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: don't fact check. We're going raw dog it out a bag.

618
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: This is the Iron Reports stereo podcast we're fact checking.

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00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: Is shunned upon. But while he was at the draft,

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00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: the cameras were on him and like you could see

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Speaker 1: his friends or his cousin or I don't know who

622
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,959
Speaker 1: the fuck handing him his phone showing him the video,

623
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: and he's like trying to be cool because there's cameras

624
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: all over and then um, his Twitter was hacked in

625
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: a private conversation between him and and and an assistant

626
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: coach where he was at college. No idea what college

627
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: you went to? We don't fact check. If you want

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Speaker 1: fact checking, you want to know what college you went to,

629
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Speaker 1: turn on the other shows. They got all the details.

630
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: They have their computers open, they have all their ship everything.

631
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Speaker 1: You can look it up yourself. Take take a moment

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Speaker 1: looking at what what what school did Lara Laramie Laramie

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Speaker 1: touns l go to get it on another pocket. You're

634
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: not getting, uh, the clear coded, obvious facts here. You're

635
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 1: not even getting the facts that we're supposed to know here. Okay,

636
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: the ones that you do get, be happy that we're

637
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Speaker 1: focused enough to give it to you. You get what

638
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Speaker 1: you get, and you don't get upset. Okay, we draw conclusions.

639
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: So so a conversation was in there about about money

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Speaker 1: being exchanged with him and a and one of the

641
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Speaker 1: coaches at his college which will remain nameless. And then

642
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Speaker 1: when he finally got drafted, it looked like he was

643
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Speaker 1: it looked like he was just shipping a brick. The

644
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Speaker 1: whole time. He during his press conference the first time

645
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Speaker 1: the introduction to the NFL Miami Dolphins drafted him. He

646
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Speaker 1: says they were saying, what about these conversations that were

647
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Speaker 1: he said, my phone was hacked, blah blah blah, sweetheart,

648
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Speaker 1: so is mine? My phone was hacked. Yeah, And they said,

649
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Speaker 1: what about these conversations about you accepting money? He was like, oh,

650
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Speaker 1: I don't know. And then they said, did you ever

651
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Speaker 1: accept money? Goes yes. You could pretty much say that

652
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Speaker 1: this is at the NFL. I don't know, like what

653
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Speaker 1: was going on with him. They saying like there was

654
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Speaker 1: somebody a family member, like like a step father or something.

655
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Speaker 1: Was what. I don't know, but that was ship was

656
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Speaker 1: It was crazy that I was playing out in real time. Yeah,

657
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Speaker 1: he said it right there. Yeah, I took money the

658
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Speaker 1: night he got drafted at the in the in the thing,

659
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Speaker 1: I mean that and the guys coming out we're and

660
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Speaker 1: we're when we we were showing showing their midrift, and

661
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Speaker 1: other dudes were in like you know, some Wizard of

662
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Speaker 1: Oz Dorothy Shoes, Roger Goodell gonna have a major problem

663
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Speaker 1: because somebody gonna come out there and neaked, like at

664
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Speaker 1: the combine like with their combined outfit. And what's that

665
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Speaker 1: gonna be like? Like a speedo right and just chest

666
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Speaker 1: chest naked. Watch it's he coming out with his combined outfit.

667
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Speaker 1: Normally I would say you're crazy, but I can't say

668
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Speaker 1: you're crazy because because you have been I gotta admit

669
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Speaker 1: you've been spot on more than once, more than once.

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Speaker 1: And and we're gonna say this now another thing about

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Speaker 1: the correspondence dinner, and then we're gonna jump back to

672
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Speaker 1: the playoffs. You predicted what was your prediction about Michelle

673
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Speaker 1: Obama that at the end where they are now, where

674
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Speaker 1: the presidency is almost over, when go your last trip

675
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Speaker 1: on Air Force one, when you when you close down

676
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Speaker 1: that that door, let them see you with braids as

677
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: you're waving goodbye, braids your ship up and say goodbye.

678
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Speaker 1: And and that's your prediction that that's gonna happen Michelle.

679
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Speaker 1: You will see her braided at least once before it's

680
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Speaker 1: all setting down. Because Obama coming out now he see

681
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Speaker 1: he see the end of the tunnel. Yeah, he's done.

682
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, I'm out. This ship wasn't worth it

683
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Speaker 1: is about She's christ I try to help And this

684
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Speaker 1: is what I get and I got this fucking guy,

685
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Speaker 1: Larry Wilmar. He should have been like, Yo, what the

686
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Speaker 1: fund is you talking? Yeah, he should have Yeah, Now

687
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Speaker 1: you know, we're not cool like that. Dude, I hardly

688
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Speaker 1: know you. He probably don't know that guy like that

689
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Speaker 1: to be saying that to him in front of the

690
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Speaker 1: whole world. We're not cool like that. So now he's

691
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: opened up that other people could say that, right. You see,

692
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Speaker 1: Like remember when we were talking about like when people

693
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Speaker 1: were like, yo, Obama, don't mess him. Now he's making

694
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695
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Speaker 1: Now you was talking about switching back to the NBA.

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Speaker 1: There's one thing that I've noticed now Mr Westbrook, Russell

720
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Speaker 1: Westbrook is like becoming more famous for the clothing he wears. Right,

721
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: So whenever they uh they are talking up pregame, they'll

722
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: break right into him walking in right, like, so the

723
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: people in the trunk are like, get a load of

724
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Speaker 1: this fucking guy. Right, camera four, right, right, right right,

725
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Speaker 1: Look what you got on? Right? So I'm like, damn,

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Speaker 1: damn you. You're like, damn what you're known for? Where

727
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Speaker 1: it's not like that when you come in there and

728
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Speaker 1: you see Michael Jordan. Maybe he came in with a

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Speaker 1: he's just a ballplayer when he stepped to uh for

731
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Speaker 1: the after the I agree the podium, I agree, right,

732
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: He commanded respect because of the way he looked. Now

733
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Speaker 1: you're wearing a smock, yeah, right and some rags, right,

734
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: how am I going to view? And he had a

735
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: fucking Ramon shirt on the other day. You don't know

736
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: one of the motherfucker's songs name one of the Ramons

737
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: and the name one of the guys in the group.

738
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: Why not wear m O P shirt something? You can't

739
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Speaker 1: wear a wou tane shirt or a tripe shirt or

740
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Speaker 1: he don't know one song from the I want to

741
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 1: be said dated. Hey ho, let's go. That's that's where

742
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 1: he knows for the commercials. He don't know that ship Yo.

743
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling you guys right now, May third, tonight. If

744
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: you're listening to this first generation tonight, May three, we

745
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Speaker 1: are going live and direct. We're taking calls. We're doing

746
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Speaker 1: a live call in podcast three one oh three, nine

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Speaker 1: We're doubling up, We're doubling down. We're going raw dog.

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Speaker 1: We're podcasting from the tune In studios all right in

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Speaker 1: Santa Monica, California. Maybe it's Venice, California. Three one oh three,

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Speaker 1: nine nine six eight oh four tonight. If you're listening

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Speaker 1: to this on May three, call in. I'm telling you

754
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Speaker 1: right now. If you try to talk Greasy and Frisbee

755
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Speaker 1: in and I can't see your face, I'm clicking you.

756
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: I'm no longer arguing. If I if I could see you,

757
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: you send a picture in. Let me see your giblets,

758
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: let me see your girl, Let me see what your

759
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: dog looks like. Then I could talk. But if you

760
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: try to talk Greasy, I'm just hanging up. All right.

761
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 1: My doctor said you can't do it. Because my doctor

762
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: said to me, you know, you know what he said

763
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: to me. I said to him, I feel good. I

764
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: feel good, Doc, And he said, your morning stool dictates

765
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,720
Speaker 1: whether or not you feel good. Michael, how's your morning stool?

766
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: He doesn't even ask me how you feel. He wants

767
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: to know what my morning stool looks like. And I said,

768
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: you know what, doctor, I respect that your morning this,

769
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Speaker 1: your morning stool will dictate your happiness and how your

770
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,760
Speaker 1: day's gonna You know, if you wake up in the morning,

771
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Speaker 1: you don't have a nice stool. Sometimes I don't have

772
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Speaker 1: to go, well, I'm a morning guy. You got a

773
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: calidus and all that, But I got a nice, healthy

774
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Speaker 1: brick in the morning. And I know I'm good, but

775
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: I do suffer from alterative colitis again, why am I?

776
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: You know they listen people that have alterative calidis and

777
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Speaker 1: Crone's disease. We know that it's it's a hum drum

778
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: fucked up thing. Why do commercials have to be that way?

779
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: We know what it is. Let's have a little sense like,

780
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: but I don't you don't know, but you don't what

781
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: difference is You're not buying the medicine they have that

782
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: commercial for for the medicine I forgot the name of it.

783
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: So how do they make the people look in commercial?

784
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Speaker 1: That's how you look looking for a place to shoot outside,

785
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: Duke what I'm saying to take a shift outside so

786
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: you're down when you have to go. You're racing around, racing.

787
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Speaker 1: The mother is supposed to be happy. You saw me

788
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Speaker 1: downtown l A the other day. How do you run

789
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Speaker 1: it away from me? I didn't really. I was talking

790
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 1: to Nick, you know, down the street, so I begged

791
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Speaker 1: the different. I did not run away from you. And

792
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 1: I'm saying this motherfucking sixty movies and he's ship. He's

793
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: shipping right here downtown. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna

794
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: run around. They're looking for a place I do my

795
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: three point system. For those of you don't know what

796
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: a three point system is. If you're ever in need

797
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: taking a ship outside, you want to have your back

798
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: against the wall and you want to be covered on

799
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: the left and right of you. That's a three point system.

800
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: That way you you blocked three ways of getting caught

801
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: and having your life ruined on viral videos. Jesus, wait, wait,

802
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: do you think Jack Lemon and them guys is doing

803
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,919
Speaker 1: that ship? Who knows? That's not my problem? I don't.

804
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: That's not my problem with Humphrey Bogard and those guys

805
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:27,479
Speaker 1: were doing that. I appreciate the comparison, but the the

806
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: the exciting thing about the playoffs, going back to the

807
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: playoffs we're sharp tonight, were the exciting thing. One of

808
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: the exciting things that if Cleveland beats Atlanta, and they

809
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: probably will, and Toronto loses to Miami somehow, I don't

810
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: know if Miami's got enough in the tank, but Dwayne

811
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: Wade is a motherfucker. Lebron James and Dwyane Wade in

812
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,959
Speaker 1: the Eastern Conference Finals, then we're gonna see if they're

813
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: really about that life that what's gonna happen. Are you

814
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 1: gonna do the handshakes and the kissing before the game,

815
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,240
Speaker 1: or are you gonna try to break his fucking nose

816
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 1: like you did to Kobe Bryant in the All Star Game.

817
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: Dwyane Wade, he broke Kobe Bryant's no nose in an

818
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: All Star Game. I was right there, remember Kobe broke

819
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: his nose a couple of years ago. That was that

820
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: was Dwyane Wade. He did that. Ship not to say

821
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Speaker 1: that he purposely, he was unnecessarily found. I said, that's

822
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Speaker 1: a bullshit foul. The whole league looked at me like

823
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: I was nuts. I said it though in All Star Mamba,

824
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: I said it Isaiah and Magic used to kiss. Yeah,

825
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: well you see how that turned out. So you still

826
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Speaker 1: could go hard, no Bruno and in the in the games,

827
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: we'll see because they had a whole, a whole dance

828
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: routine when they were together, right, so where where does

829
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: that dance routine go? We'll see, Like if we make

830
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Speaker 1: the finals, we pull out the one where I do

831
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Speaker 1: the Rockwell and you do Prince because Prince died, right,

832
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: so you do his ship. That's what They're not on

833
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: the same team and they're doing this ship. That's how

834
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: it's coordinated. You can do that. You do the print ship,

835
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna do the uh the Rockwell, what the

836
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 1: fund is the Rockwell? Somebody's watching ship like, I'll do

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Speaker 1: the eighties ship, yeah, and you do the print ship. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll do the eighties print ship and you do some

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00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: old new ship and the coaches like what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: Billy Donovan is like, what the fuck is going on?

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Speaker 1: Billy Donovan, the coach of the Oklahoma City what are

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Speaker 1: they the thunder. Yeah, he doesn't know what the fund

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Speaker 1: is going on. Yeah, he can't stop the dance. He

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00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: it's so out of his it's so out of his wheelhouse.

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Speaker 1: He what is he gonna say, don't dance? Patino probably

846
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: is like, what the fun is going on? You gotta

847
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Speaker 1: control he's Yeah, Patino's his mentor he's probably busting his balls.

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Speaker 1: Fucking soul train or playoffs. All right, it's time for

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Speaker 1: the Truly segment of the week. If you don't know

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Speaker 1: what truly is, it's an app. You can get it

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Speaker 1: on your iPhone. T r u e y great conversation starter,

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Speaker 1: great for podcasts if you're looking to start a podcast. Yo,

853
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Speaker 1: truey is a really good way to like instigate conversation.

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Speaker 1: Five shows. We did it at a live show. Basically,

855
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Speaker 1: what it does is it it poses a question and

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Speaker 1: it takes a poll. For instance, right now, I opened

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Speaker 1: my truy app on my iPhone. Even if I was

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Speaker 1: a hundred percent positive, I'd never get caught. I can

859
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Speaker 1: never murder someone. Now you answer that question, Moody, even

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Speaker 1: if you are a hundred percent positive, you can never

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Speaker 1: get caught. Could you ever murder someone? No? I gotta

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Speaker 1: live with myself. All right, Well, of the people agree

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Speaker 1: with you, of the people disagree. It's easier said than done, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I truly believe with William Shatner hasn't always was a pricks.

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Speaker 1: That's a bad question. You don't know, woman noticed the

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Speaker 1: bulge in the guy's pants. I can't answer that because

867
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Speaker 1: a hundred percent it's a stupid question. People would think

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Speaker 1: someone was crazy to walk down the street and the

869
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Speaker 1: Brian panties an underwear, But it's okay to walk down

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Speaker 1: the street and swim suit. Look, I don't think it's

871
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Speaker 1: crazy to walk down the street and the Brian panties.

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Speaker 1: But but I'm gonna I'm gonna look at you. I'm

873
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Speaker 1: gonna check you out because I'm a guy, and and

874
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Speaker 1: to this day I look at every single woman that

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Speaker 1: passes by me. That's just a habit. And men will

876
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Speaker 1: tell you that every single time a woman walks by them,

877
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Speaker 1: they look all day, every day until the day you die.

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Speaker 1: That's that's so if you're walking down the street in

879
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Speaker 1: a pair of Brian panties, what you what you're thinking?

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Speaker 1: You come out like that, You're gonna determine how I look.

881
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to not look. Now, if I come out

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Speaker 1: with my loaf in a banana hammock, you're gonna look

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Speaker 1: at me. I expect you to look, right. I got

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Speaker 1: my loaf and a custom made banana hammock. If you're

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Speaker 1: not looking, I'm I'm actually offended. Look at my piece.

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00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 1: It's it's trapped up nice. Look at me, Look at me.

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Speaker 1: I got a yellow banana hammock. Check this out. I

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Speaker 1: love truly. I can run a mile in under eight

889
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Speaker 1: minutes at any given moment. Not me. Ain't talking about me.

890
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Speaker 1: I could run a mile in ten minutes at any

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Speaker 1: given moment, but not eight minutes. Of the people agree.

892
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Speaker 1: Of the people are like us, and they say, funck no. Finally,

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Speaker 1: spend a day with yourself fifteen years younger, or spend

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Speaker 1: a day with yourself fifteen years older. So would you

895
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Speaker 1: like to spend a day with yourself fifteen years ago

896
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Speaker 1: or see yourself in the future. That's a good question.

897
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Speaker 1: Fure future. That's close of the people, uh say, younger

898
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: of the people. But see that's why I like, that's

899
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Speaker 1: a that's a good question. Why would you want to

900
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Speaker 1: be the future not the pass? Like if you could

901
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Speaker 1: you maybe you could would there be one decision you

902
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Speaker 1: could turn you could turn back, but it might not

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Speaker 1: be on that fucking day. I know, good, good point.

904
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Speaker 1: I want to know. But if you could pick the day,

905
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Speaker 1: I let's just say, well one day. I think we're

906
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Speaker 1: both thinking of if you could, if you could change

907
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:15,720
Speaker 1: that day, If you could change that day, you probably

908
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: can run eight minute a mile better. Now, people like,

909
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: what is he talking about? Man? All right, that's why

910
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: I like Truly. That's why I like the Truly app.

911
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: I know that tomorrow night we're gonna raw Dog. All right,

912
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Speaker 1: I hope people call in. We're going Raw Dog Live

913
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Speaker 1: podcast eight pm Eastern, five pm Pacific Standard three one

914
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Speaker 1: oh oh four and May eleven in Los Angeles, the

915
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Speaker 1: Hollywood Improv. We're doing it us in the Dirty Sports podcast.

916
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Speaker 1: Dudes two on to live and direct ten dollars a seat.

917
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Speaker 1: And it's not a big place. We're doing it for

918
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Speaker 1: the love, it's all. It's gonna get sold out. That

919
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: that that that goes without saying, um what else? Like

920
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: we was talking about you know this big the bathroom

921
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: issue was a big thing and somebody, you know, a

922
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: man barged in the bathroom in Texas. Now, I'm not

923
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Speaker 1: condoning there. I'm not, but he he said he was

924
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: trying to protect because the woman looked like a dude

925
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 1: and he saw off from behind, you know, since all

926
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 1: this ship is going down. His mother was in there

927
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 1: and he got kind of scared. Just these things are

928
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: going to happen. This is gonna happen. And if you

929
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Speaker 1: think you're gonna re educate the entire world and they're

930
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: gonna fall into line because you you you you think that.

931
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Speaker 1: If not, you're gonna go on Twitter and call them

932
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: a homophobe or a transpho. I don't. I don't condone

933
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 1: this dude. And he also put his hands on the woman.

934
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Speaker 1: By no means do we support that. But you're gonna

935
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Speaker 1: have dumb fox who overreact. Like my point, that's the point.

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Speaker 1: I'll say it a third time because they ain't getting

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Speaker 1: me on, fucking blow me up. I do not condone

938
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Speaker 1: in any way, shape or form, the guy putting his

939
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Speaker 1: hands on the woman. You see, this guy is actually

940
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Speaker 1: a dumbass because you could have seen the girl as

941
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 1: a girl, but this whole transgender and like you know,

942
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: waving it around. This is what's gonna happen. Forcing it on.

943
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: This is what's gonna happen. You know that they're they're

944
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: they're they're saying, you know, the kids are fucked. I

945
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: feel bad for the kids these days. And I know

946
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Speaker 1: I sound crazy old saying that, and that's fine. Now

947
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Speaker 1: they're saying that monkey bars and hanging out at the

948
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 1: park and swings and all that. That's how concussions concussion increase.

949
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Speaker 1: This is that this is one You're supposed to fall

950
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 1: on your head a few times at the park. That's

951
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: that's part of life. You never saw Cramer versus Cramer

952
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 1: when the little kid fell and he had the bust

953
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 1: of his head open and Dustin Hoffman ran him to

954
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: the store. The fucking the the Presbyterian Hospital on the

955
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 1: Upper East Side. You're supposed to get a concussion on

956
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: the monkey bars and they're like, oh, you gotta do this,

957
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 1: you gotta everybody does. My brother busted his face open

958
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: like ten times. When you see Professor Rappaport, look at

959
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 1: his chin, he's got scarted. He with he with many concussions.

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00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 1: Now that's that's the start wiping out parks. Now, right,

961
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: you don't need parts, right, you're gonna get a concussion,

962
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: you know, it's a day stay in the house. It's

963
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: an agenda. I know what my agenda is next year

964
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: at the fucking the met galliball. I'm offended that I'm

965
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: not invited to that. I'm offended. Now we should put

966
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 1: some picket signs. Yeah, when we win, the New York's

967
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 1: owned me. I ll o. We don't get invited to

968
00:56:55,400 --> 00:57:01,359
Speaker 1: this ship. Were New Yorkers true blue New Yorkers don't

969
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 1: but they have the freaks inside. Yeah, we'll be wearing

970
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: all this craziness, the freaks. Um. All right, we're gonna

971
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,479
Speaker 1: shut it down now. UM, I want to hear some

972
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 1: some funk. The O G T shirt that started all

973
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: is on district lines dot com forward slash I am

974
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: rappaport Um ship. Well, hopefully a lot of people will

975
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:25,959
Speaker 1: be calling in UM and we're doing it live and direct.

976
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna try to do a whole bunch of special

977
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 1: fun stuff, uh during the week while Moody's here face

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Speaker 1: to face in the place to place UM anything else.

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Speaker 1: Gim on Eddie what you got man. I'm done, Man,

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00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go to sleep. Man. Alright, piece piece