1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, guys, about 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,760 Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: subject We're just friends, but we could be so much more. 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 1: I love that we're just friends, but we could be 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: so much more. Right now, Junior is in for the 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 1: nephew with today's prank phone call which you got Junior? 7 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: Where when stars different? Where stars Steve? You spent a 8 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: lot of money to send him to W class to 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: he failed miserably, another reason I don't like him. And 10 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: you know how a lot of kids, you know, they 11 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:41,919 Speaker 1: go to school. I mean it used to be that 12 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: it was more difficult for them to learn because the 13 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: classrooms were overcrowded and all of that. Tommy was the 14 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 1: only one in his only one and still failed the 15 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: W class. It was hard to learn because of the 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: size and desk. Tom and As had trouble getting up 17 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: in that chair and putting his arm up there high 18 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: enough to write It's damn shame you got to climb 19 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: up in the chair and then stand up in the 20 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,040 Speaker 1: chair to right now. You gotta be in over now. 21 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: His back hurt. Well, I applied applaud him for what 22 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 1: I did for going to the class for trying to 23 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,839 Speaker 1: make himself better. I like that. I thought that was admirable. 24 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 1: If you're going and fail the class. We didn't know 25 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:32,279 Speaker 1: he was gonna fail when he started the class. Wed 26 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: style is running. Hello, I'm trying to reach calm and please? 27 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,960 Speaker 1: Oh who's calling? This is the haf style? Singso oh great? Great? Hey, 28 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: we were waiting for you. Hold on a second, ad getter. Hello, Hi? 29 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 1: Is this is this calming? Hi? How are you good? Great? Listen? Um, 30 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: this is the hal style it' I'm supposed to be 31 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: there to do your hair for the wedding. Hey, how 32 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: you lost? Uh? No, I do have just there's something 33 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 1: that has come up and I kind of need to 34 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 1: discussed some things with you. Are you kidding me? Let 35 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: me ask you you a way? You know I'm getting 36 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: married in four hours? Right? I do know, I do know. 37 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, what time actually is the wedding? 38 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: Is it at five or six? The wedding is at five? Okay? Um? 39 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 1: What have you done to your hair so far? Nothing? 40 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: You have the hair? I'm waiting for you to put 41 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:26,079 Speaker 1: weave in my on my head? Right? Um? Oh god dear, no, 42 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: you're on your way right this is a joke. No, 43 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: this is not a joke. I've got I've got my mama. Fine, 44 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: tell him to come here. I don't have a stylus today. 45 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: You came highly recommended, and I've already given you a deposit. 46 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: You you should be on your way. I do understand 47 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,519 Speaker 1: that dollar, and I don't mind giving you your deposit back. 48 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 1: I'm no, that's no, that's not what I want. I 49 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 1: need you here to do my hair. I have no 50 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: one here to do my hair. I've already paid you. 51 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: I understand this, Dear. Calm down, listen, this is what 52 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: I want to do. Okay. I do have someone that 53 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 1: I can send that it's going to do an outstanding 54 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 1: job for you. Okay, But I'm not. I've gotten into 55 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: a spat with Oliver, and I just it. It's a 56 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 1: very Oliver. Oliver is my friend, and we've gotten your 57 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 1: kidding me. It's been a serious, serious, serious blow up. 58 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,920 Speaker 1: This is the most important day of my life, and 59 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: you're not coming to do my hair. You're not taking 60 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: care of your business because you've gotten into a fight 61 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: with your boyfriend. Listen, I'm not gonna go back and 62 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: forth with you about this. I've been god I have 63 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: argued with him all night. I'm not going to go 64 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,359 Speaker 1: back and forth and argue with you as well. Yeah, 65 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,679 Speaker 1: I have to argue with me when I need it 66 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: for you to be here, I understand that, and I'm 67 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: going to send someone there any one of the most 68 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: unprofessional styles I have ever met in my life. I 69 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: cannot even believe you're doing this. Listen, I'm trying to 70 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: deal with you on a professional level, but you're not 71 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: because you're not here. I understand that, and I understand 72 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to to to rein on your parade 73 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: and professionalism went out the window when you call up 74 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: to say that you can make it because you were 75 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: in an argument with your boyfriend. Well, I'm not gonna 76 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: do is go back and forth with you. Somebody to 77 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 1: find Kim find um, tell her to come. Where is everybody? Mama? 78 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: Please take him to the phone. Oh boyd, listen, what 79 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: have you done to your hair? Okay? Has it been washed? Yes? Okay, 80 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: so it's just waiting. Is that what's going on? Yes, 81 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 1: that's what's going on. Have been done? Have you been 82 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: under the dryer at all? No? Okay, so is it 83 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 1: still there? Why are you asking me questions. You're very 84 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 1: trying to get someone. I bring when I send someone 85 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 1: and I want to send them in there. Yes, I'm 86 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: sitting here with wet hair. Has your has your makeup 87 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,480 Speaker 1: been done yet? No? I'm waiting for you to do 88 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: my hair. I cannot believe this. Why are you asking 89 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 1: me these questions? Hold? Please? Hold on ones like Oliver, 90 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. I'm Oliver, I'm not God. I'm 91 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: not gonna say. This is crazy. I'm not going to 92 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: taking you now. Let me take care of the cloud. 93 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: I'm not going. Hello, are you kidding me? Listen? Is 94 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 1: there any way you could possibly push the wedding back 95 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: to seven? You are craz easy. You want me to 96 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: change my time because you're in an argument with your boyfriend. Listen, 97 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 1: this is the first pas, this is you are the 98 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 1: most unprofessional thalist I've ever met in my life. And 99 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:17,160 Speaker 1: trust me, Darling, I will put the word out about you. No, no, no, you. 100 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,840 Speaker 1: I gonta make sure that you never ever do business again. 101 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now, what you're not gonna do? Don't 102 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 1: curse at me. You're not going You're not gonna do 103 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: ring in my day. I understand. There's no reason to 104 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: be mad. I'm the one that should be upset. It's 105 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: my day. You're not gonna talk to me like this, 106 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: and you talk to you any kind of way I 107 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: want to you call ruining my day. Hold on a second. 108 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 1: So you got this talking crazy to me, and I'm 109 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: nothing to go with it, and I'm not what I'm 110 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,280 Speaker 1: not gonna do it sitting talk to me. No, you 111 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: didn't call me. I'm not going to sit here and 112 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 1: let you talk to me. You know what, I wish 113 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 1: you were coming to this church. I got your Listen. 114 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,599 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth 115 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: with you. Now. I got someone I can send in 116 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,919 Speaker 1: there to get your head done. Do you want it 117 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: or do you not? Who are you sending? I am sending. Listen. 118 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: I will be sending my assistant. And she does. She 119 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: washed his head. She's been instructed what to do. Don't worry, 120 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: She'll get it to you. Don't want me to let it. 121 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: Shampoo girl stole my hair on my wedding. Look do 122 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 1: you want How are you kidding me? I'm a a please. 123 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: Now you need to be talking to me, not Oliver. 124 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 1: I understand. Listen. Let me take the racial voice said 125 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 1: her voice at me. I can do whatever the hell 126 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: I want to. This is my You have ruined my 127 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: wedding day. No, I'm not. I'm trying to get your 128 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: wedding day together now. I'm going to send this one 129 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: shampoo girl to do my hair. Cynthia is very good. 130 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,039 Speaker 1: She will be there at five o'clock. We will have 131 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:45,240 Speaker 1: you read running starts at five o'clock. I don't know 132 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 1: what to say. What do you need to be saying? 133 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: Is he on your day? I'm gonna Simpia will be on. 134 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,840 Speaker 1: I don't want Synthy to do my hair. I didn't 135 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: pay Cynthia to do my hair. I paid you to 136 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 1: do my hair. You have to bring Oliver with you. 137 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 1: You need to come on out of But do you 138 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,560 Speaker 1: want to go? Oh my god, do you want to 139 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: just go with me? Okay, listen, I have one more 140 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 1: thing I need to say. You have to say to me. 141 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,039 Speaker 1: The only thing you need to be saying to me 142 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: is that you and Oliver are on your way. Yeah, 143 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 1: about to ruin the most important day of my life. 144 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 1: I am not on your head, yest. No, are you 145 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 1: on your head? Yes or no? Yes? And I have 146 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say, but what do 147 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: you want to say? Listen, don't don't, don't come for me. Boy, 148 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: You've got to spit it out. This is Matthew told 149 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: me from the Steve Alby Morning Show. You just got 150 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 1: pranked by all your bridesmaids. Oh my god, I am 151 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 1: going there. I don't believe they did this. That's why, 152 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: kid sign on tea and I'm kicking you to tell 153 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: was not funny, not today. This is the last thing 154 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 1: I needed today. Do you know what they wanted? They 155 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,239 Speaker 1: wanted me to get you yesterday. I said, no, we're 156 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 1: waiting to the wedding day. I got one more thing. 157 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,760 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, what is what is the baddest 158 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the last 159 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Kill. There it is where stylis 160 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,840 Speaker 1: what wait a minute, I'm just gonna say it like 161 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: it is just wedding stylists is what it is. But 162 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 1: whatever it is, wind stylist right there. You're the greatest. 163 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,079 Speaker 1: You're the greatest. You're the great and nobody five seconds 164 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,560 Speaker 1: the best I know. I ain't sit here and I 165 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,560 Speaker 1: have five seconds the frame, all right, thank you, Junior. 166 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,600 Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letters, subject We're just friends, but 167 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:53,560 Speaker 1: we could be so much more. We're getting to it 168 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 1: right after this