WEBVTT - Hour 3: Appearances Matter 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:17.000 This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:20.880 Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On 0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:24.160 an ass Doctor Jesse Friday, I hope you are fired 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:29.760 up for the weekend. I have kids sports all weekend long, 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:33.040 but I hope you're gonna have one. I'm kidding, it'll 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:35.080 be a blast. All right, we have a ton we 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:38.600 have to get to this hour. We're gonna talk life hacks, 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:42.279 how to deal with family members who are dirt ball commies, 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:46.400 how do these nonprofits get our money? All that, so 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:50.240 much more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:53.360 Let's begin here. Jewish producer Chris is making fun of me, 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:55.280 saying I've only gotten to like five questions. That's a 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:58.440 dirty lie. I think I've gotten to like fifty, Chris. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.960 It's been a lot. Anyway, I'm going to try to 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:02.760 get to all of them this hour. So I'm gonna 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.360 talk really fast. Now, I won't talk too fast, and 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:08.080 I'm gonna motor Jesse. I heard you say the other 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:11.160 day the president shouldn't cry. Is it okay for the 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.480 president to cry in the privacy of his home or 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:16.160 around his family? I think people will bottle up their 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:19.080 emotions too much, tend to be psychopaths. So I'm just 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.440 wondering if it's okay for the president to cry and 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:24.720 in private. I agree he shouldn't cry in public. Well, 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:27.160 that's what I said. Is it was Nicky Hayley doing 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:32.560 the mutch. No, no, no, that's not presidential. No. And 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:36.160 of course you can cry in private. I'm not a 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:41.080 big crier, as you probably would imagine. The wife loves 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:42.920 to say that I don't have any feelings, which is 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:46.360 a lie. I do have feelings, it's don't express them 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.760 that much. I'm a Kelly. We don't express our feelings. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:51.480 We bottle everything up and then one day we just explode. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.840 Like it's very healthy. It's very healthy anyway. Yeah, that's fine. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:58.120 You can cry in private. I have nothing against people crying. 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:02.640 There's certainly great reasons to shed to you. Look, here's 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:08.840 something that drives me insane about Joe Biden for different reasons, 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:13.880 and it drives other people insane. I understand that appearances 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:21.119 matter a lot a lot in life, a lot. What 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:28.120 your enemy sees, what he observes, matters a lot. Kennedy 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:34.480 JFK talked about how bad he fumbled the ball when 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:37.400 he first met with kruse Chef, and Khruschef talks about 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:41.720 it too. JFK wasn't ready for the meeting. JFK got 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.480 beaten up pretty good by kruse Chef in that meeting verbally. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:48.640 And it's part of the reason Khruzchef moved missiles into 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:52.320 Cuba was because of a personal meaning he'd had. JFK 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:56.880 sounded soft and weak, and JFK, in hindsight, knew he did. 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:59.960 He knew he screwed up there, and Krusechef took them 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:03.560 measure of the man and said, hey, I need to 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:06.880 push a little harder. There's a I did a history 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:08.840 story one time. I won't go over the details of 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:12.680 it of some guy. It was in China. He pulled 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:16.480 the ultimate Ruse off where his enemy had this huge 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:19.400 army and he was coming to destroy this guy and 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:22.840 destroy this guy's city. And what this guy did, this 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:24.880 guy did not have a big army. This the enemy 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:27.360 army that was a massed outside of his city was 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:30.080 going to wipe him out if they attacked. And so 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.919 what he did is brilliant, I mean gutsy, but brilliant. 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:36.520 He stood on top of the city gates so the 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:39.600 enemy army could see him, and he opened up the 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:43.280 city gates. He say, come on, come get some. You 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:45.240 have no idea how many of us are in here. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:47.960 Come get some. The enemy army was so freaked out 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:50.880 they backed away this. You know there's no way. Well, 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:56.640 he's got something planned. I hate certain things about Biden 0:03:56.720 --> 0:04:01.600 because I understand they can have life altering consequences for 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:05.040 the entire planet. I've told you of this before. I 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:10.280 despise his I'm just a stupid old guy. Help me out, 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:13.520 Jill routine he does with his wife. He does this 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:17.120 all the time. It's very common in America these days 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.880 for men to act like just the dumb old fool. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:23.080 I can't even wap my butt without my woman. Hey, Jill, 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.640 where am I supposed to go? You guys know I 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:30.159 can't do anything without Jill Hardy, hard hard I hate that. 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:34.240 What do you think jijiin Ping thinks when he sees that. 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:39.200 Do you think he's getting a good snicker? Aha that Joe, 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.600 what a cut up? Or do you think he's thinking 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:46.560 what a weak, pathetic loser. What do you think Putin 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:50.240 thinks when he sees that. Hey, Jill, ha, I'm so helpless. 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:54.000 Help me. Time of shoes? Isn't that funny? Isn't that? 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:59.080 And daring? Look how much my wife runs me? Ha hah. Yeah, 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:06.160 I despise it. Appearances matter a lot, and that's you know, 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:09.120 it sounds cold hearted to people, but it does. When 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:11.680 you are the president or the want to be president, 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:15.320 you don't get to cry in public. Suck it up, 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.520 maintain your bearing. You want to go home and cry 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.440 in private, of course, that's fine. Not telling you to 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:23.640 be a barbarian like me. That's not good enough, not 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.359 for men, not for women, not for anybody. And I 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.200 again want to stress this to you, and especially talking 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.320 to kids, because people don't teach these lessons these days. 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:39.760 You young people, listen to me. Keep that crap at home. Men, women, 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:41.600 I see it all. It's not unique to women. People 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:43.280 will just put that on women. The men do this 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:48.080 now too. Don't bring your tears, your personal relationships, your 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:51.520 girlfriend problems, your boyfriend problems, your problems with your dog, 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:54.720 your whatever. You keep that crap at home. Nobody wants 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.840 to hear that at work. It has no place at 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.279 work at all. Suck it up, all right, and again, 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:02.080 I'm not telling you not to be sad when your 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.800 girlfriend breaks up with you. I understand that she was 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:08.000 pretty and she cooked. Well, I understand you're sad. I 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.720 get it. I get it. I got Look, I got 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:12.919 broken up with in the third grade. I still remember 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:14.760 her name. I'm not going to say her last name. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:16.560 Who knows. I didn't want to destroy your life here, 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.719 but her name was Brooke. This was the third grade, 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.560 and she was the hottest chicken school. And when we 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.719 were dating, even though we'd never actually gone out on 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.440 a date, it was more like just talking to each 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.400 other either way. She was my girlfriend for life. And 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.640 then she left me for some nerd with glasses and 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:32.440 I'm still upset about it to this day and hurt. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.239 It hurt me, and it's funny. Actually along those lines. 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:38.760 My old man came home and he saw I was crying, 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:43.240 and my dad was not. He was not very understanding 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:47.080 about crying over anything, most definitely a woman, and he 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.400 had some choice words for me. And I never cried. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:50.839 I don't think in front of my dad again. So 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:56.640 there you go, dear shrimp, sicky, Oh it was one time. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.800 It was day, old shrimp. I'm sorry all right by 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:04.800 the I still don't know. That's what? What Chris? Oh, 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.279 here we go. Chris is trying to get me on 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:09.680 his no shellfish diet that I can avoid it by 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:13.280 not eating shrimp shrimp. Look, Chris, I respect you and 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:18.880 your old testament beliefs. I personally, look, I like shrimp 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:22.440 a lot. Crab is better. Let me tell you something. 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:27.400 You're not missing out that much on lobster. It's not 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:30.520 that I hate lobster. It's not that lobster's bad. It's 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:33.400 so overrated, and I would never pay those prices, and 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.720 we all know you would never pay those prices. But 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.720 you're not missing anything on lobster. With shrimp, it's pretty 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:45.360 good crab. You are missing out, buddy, What Chris? Oh, 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.440 here we go? Chris is trying to use my own 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.920 arguments against me. He said, I don't like shrimp. I 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:53.040 like a mild tasting meat you can seizeon. No. Actually, 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.840 the flavor of shrimp is very good, Chris. It's very 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:58.200 you know what, very good? Maybe too far, it's good, 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:02.040 It is good. The flavor of is outstanding. You don't 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.800 even need butter or anything else for crab. Crab is 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.640 just really really really really good. I will tell you 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:11.200 you people aren't missing out with lobster. Though again I'm 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:14.960 not anti lobster. It's just it's okay. Anyway, this guy says, Jesse, 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:18.360 I love your recent hotel bathroom tip. I'll use that. 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:20.800 This got me thinking, would you be willing to write 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:25.240 another book slash, pamphlet, ebook or whatever on Jesse Kelly's 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:28.240 life hacks? People would love life hacks from a world 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.520 famous author. I only ask for ten percent kickback for 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:35.520 the idea, that is, if Chris doesn't steal it first. No, 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:41.560 I'm not writing another book. I am very honestly, I 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.920 am very appreciative that you love the book so much. 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:49.440 When look, I'm not an author. I joke about that 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:53.160 world famous author stuff. I hate to write. I enjoy 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.520 talking like I love doing radio and TV. I do 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.960 not enjoy writing. If you told me I had to 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:02.240 write a thousand words tonight when I got off the air, 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:03.840 I'm here talking to you for three hours a day, 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.240 and then I'm gonna have a TV show tonight an 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:10.760 hour after that, and all that I just enjoy, just enjoy. 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:12.760 And if you told me I had to write a 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:16.120 thousand words on whatever, taxes when I got home, I 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.760 would have this not in the pit of my stomach. 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:22.080 I would That's how much I despise writing. I am 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:27.160 not a writer. I am not an author. My friend 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:31.400 brought me an idea for a book, the Anti Communist Manifesto. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.840 Chris balf brought me the idea. He said, this is 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:35.440 the book. He wanted me to write a book. He said, 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.640 this is the book you could write. I fell in 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:41.040 love with the idea, threw myself into it as best 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.760 I could. I wrote a book. I had no idea 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:46.120 anyone would enjoy it. I'd had no idea it would 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.920 be any good at all. I cannot believe it's a 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.960 national bestseller. But there's not going to be another one. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.720 I'm sorry. I don't I'm just not into it. And 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:58.199 I understand that that's the norm of you, especially when 0:09:58.200 --> 0:09:59.720 you do what I do. You put out a new 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.160 book look every year. And I don't judge anyone who 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.880 does that. There's so many incredible books out there. Glenn 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:07.960 Beck's books were awesome, Rush Limbaugh's books were awesome. His 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.839 children's books were so good. I really admire it, so 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:14.000 I'm not dogging on anybody. I admire it. I wish 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.000 I was that guy. Actually I do I wish I 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.600 was that guy. I'm not that guy. That's the only 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.160 book I'm gonna write. I'm sorry, I'm not I'm not 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.480 doing I shouldn't say never. You never know, maybe something 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:27.280 else will oh catch my interest. But I just I'm 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.920 gonna know. I'm gonna know, all right. Who knows? Though, 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:33.120 maybe with enough chalk I'll get enough focus to write 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:35.520 another book. That's part of the problem too, is my focus. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:39.440 When I do something I don't enjoy, I have a 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:44.679 difficult time staying on topic. My focus is just stay focused. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.280 So like when I would be writing the Anti Communist 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.560 Manifesto again with my co author. I had a co 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.800 author who did so much of the research and great 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.200 stuff for the book, Nick Rizzuto. He's my friend. But 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.640 when I'd sit down and start writing this stuff, I'd 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:00.720 be there for five minutes or so, knock out a 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:02.960 couple good sentences, and then it would be all, Hey, 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:04.760 I wonder if we have any chips. I bet we 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:06.480 have some chips. I better go see if we have 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:09.079 some chips. Oh, Fred, what are you anyway? 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It is the Jesse 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:07.320 Kelly Show. I'd ask doctor Jesse Friday reminding you you 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:11.680 can still email the show. We are live and in charge. Wait, 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:15.320 that doesn't work. Live and in charge? What, Chris? I 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.080 need a word that rhymes. I know it's large and 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:20.360 in charge. I need a word that rhymes. Was live 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:23.880 where you are live and in the beehive. No, that 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:27.200 doesn't sang either way. We're here anyway. You can email 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:33.440 the show Jesse. Jesse at Jessekellyshow dot com. Jesse at 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:37.800 Jesse Kellyshow dot com hey, Jesse. So I spent one 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.000 night with my mom and sister, who are both the 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:42.800 worst liberal white women you can women, you can imagine. 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.640 We made it a few hours before my mother told 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:47.840 me she wishes she could send me somewhere to be 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:51.600 deculted because I told them I didn't think January sixth 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:54.040 was an insurrection and I voted for Trump in the 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:57.760 last election. How would you handle someone close to you 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:01.160 and your immediate family telling you they wish they could 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:04.840 send you somewhere to be deculted? Is it time to 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:09.400 no longer talk to my mom? Or only minimally? Says 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:12.560 I can say her name or name is Sammy? All right. 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:18.240 We've talked about cutting communists out of your life before 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:23.520 about Look, if you had someone in your life who 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:27.960 was a murderer, you would cut them out of your life. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:30.520 A pedophile, you would cut them out of your life. 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:34.080 So we've talked about that, but let's talk about family, 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:39.280 especially your mom. One thing that has hit me more 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:45.680 and more, especially in recent years, is time and how 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:48.240 fast it goes. Just stay with me for a minute. 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.360 I'm gonna get a little sappy here. Time and how 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:54.839 fast it goes, and how people in your life are 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.800 getting older, and now I'm at that age forty two 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:03.319 where people of my parents generation, they're starting to pass on, right. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.480 Our bodies don't last forever. It's starting to pass on. 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.680 And it's been hitting me personally, just giving you this, 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:12.960 it's just me. It's been hitting me more and more 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:15.640 that my parents. My parents are both alive, they're both 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:19.160 still married. We talk, you know, we talk on the phone, 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:22.000 we text, I take trips with my parents. We get 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:26.800 along great. It's hitting me more and more. And they're 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.560 both in great health. Don't get me wrong, but that 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:31.840 there's going to come a day when my dad isn't 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:35.480 going to be there to text or call. When my mom, 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:38.800 who's just like the sweetest human being you've ever known 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.600 in your life, just a total sweetheart, total opposite of me. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:45.680 She's just wonderful. My mom won't be there anymore. Someday, 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:48.960 someday I'm gonna have that. She was actually down recently 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:53.320 visiting and she was talking about my grandpa Hank. My 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:56.840 grandpa Hank was an incredible man. He's passed on since, 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.240 but an incredible man, raised a great family. He and 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:04.080 my grandma Helen, and he died like like everyone would 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:07.200 dream of dying. It was Look, death is always horrible, right, 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:10.640 but he died surrounded by his loving children, you know, 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:13.480 died in a bed surrounded by his loving children. Just 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:15.040 just it was it was a wonderful way for him 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:17.640 to go. My mom was talking about being with him 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:20.200 when he passed on and whatnot, and and that hit 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.640 me even harder that that that day is going to 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:25.920 come for me to one day when Mom isn't there 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.160 and when when you know, I still call my dad 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:31.560 for advice all the time, when it's whether it's business 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.000 or live. Hey, Dad, I got this going on. What 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:35.840 do I do? What do I do? And he's always there, right, 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.160 always there. If he doesn't answer, he will call me back. 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:39.640 Then he'll yell at me and hang up on me. 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:42.400 But he's he's always there with advice, is always there. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:48.560 So I'm just gonna say this. I understand I don't 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:51.840 have the burden of having an immediate family member as 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.640 being vile communists scum, so I don't have to deal 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:57.840 with that. And I'm not telling you to still call 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.920 your mom every day or go vis it all the time, 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:05.120 because who could be around that? Remember the communist he's 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:09.240 a religious zeal it. So Mom is probably a Communist first, right, 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:11.520 That's why she couldn't get That's why she couldn't last 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:14.080 two hours with her daughter without having to bring that up. 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:16.520 She can't help it. It's her religion. She can't put 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:19.440 it aside. So I'm not telling you to throw yourself 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:22.080 into that a lot. But if it was I think 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:24.760 about it, if it was my sister, my older sister Mickey, 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:29.160 or my parents, I would still talk to them. It 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.120 would be much more rare than it is now. I 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:34.080 mean I talked to my sister once a week, probably 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:38.120 parents at least that it would probably be once every 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:41.920 couple months, once every few months. I just went up 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:44.560 to Montana to spend Thanksgiving with them, brought the family 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:48.680 up there. That would probably rarely, if ever, happen. But 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:52.120 I would still talk to him. Just make it more rare. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:56.760 Just know, Just know, sorry to get all sappy. Just know, 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.320 there's going to come a day when even your dirty 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:03.520 communist is gone and you will miss her, You will wish, 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:05.720 you will wish you had a chance to call her 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:09.200 one more time, even though she's filthy communist trash. All right, 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:14.359 all right, what Chris, let's being nice. What look. The 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:17.639 most important thing you have to remember too, is when 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:23.720 you call your mom, call her on your Puretalk phone 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:25.520 and then let her know, Hey, Mom, I just wanted 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.119 you to know as soon as you're hanging up, I 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:30.080 wanted you to know that you're probably talking to me 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:33.719 on your dirtball Communist ver Eisen phone or or atn 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:36.320 T phone or T Mobile. I wanted you to know, 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:40.240 mom that my company, my cell phone service, it's Pure Talk. 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:42.879 They love America as much as you hate it. So 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:44.360 I just wanted you to know that, and then hang 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.840 out the phone on her and call her on your 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:50.440 brand new Samsung five G phone. Maybe you're sitting there saying, Jesse, 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:53.840 but I don't have a brand new Samsung five G phone. Yes, 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:57.600 but that's because you haven't switched to Puretalk yet. Right now, 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:03.840 for a limited time, you switch to Puritok brand new smartphones, 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:07.880 Samsung five G smartphones. And this is from the patriotic 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:11.800 phone company that loves you. Pick up your phone. Dial 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:16.840 pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Ten minutes on 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:19.720 the phone talking to an American Pound two five zero, 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:24.040 say Jesse Kelly, Jesse. If they fail to hold a 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:29.760 trial for majorcis the House GOP should impeach every senator? 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:33.359 Why not one? That idea is hilarious and I actually 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:36.840 don't hate it, but to it it's not going to happen. 0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:39.720 And it's not going to happen because it took them 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:44.280 three years. It took the low t GOP three years 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:48.000 to work up the guts to impeach the DHS secretary 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:53.639 who opened up the country on purpose. We're asking more 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:58.359 of the GOP than they are capable of. That's the truth. 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:03.200 We're asking the g to be lions when they are lambs. 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:06.719 We are the lions. That's why I've been talking about 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:11.120 having to remake the GOP and our image. We want 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:12.600 them to do this and want them to do that, 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:15.280 but the problem is just don't have it in them. 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:21.080 All right, let's talk about disaster moving to another country, 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:30.000 nonprofits getting our money so much more. Hang on Jesse Kelly, becksion. 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:35.800 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On and ask doctor 0:19:36.000 --> 0:19:39.119 Jesse Friday. Don't forget. If you miss any part of 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:43.040 the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:47.040 and iTunes. We are getting to so many questions today 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:49.560 just to rub it in Chris's face because he acts 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:51.960 like I don't do it, so we'll keep going. Jesse, 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:54.919 you can say my name on the air. His name's Jamie, 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:58.959 and yes, I would, uh whatever. Anyway, Please explain how 0:19:59.040 --> 0:20:02.560 representatives for states would work if everyone moved to a 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:05.639 red state from a blue state. If the population is 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:08.280 fifty one percent voting blue, how does moving to a 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:14.840 red state change things? Well, Listen, each state gets a 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:20.280 certain amount of congressional seats based on how many people 0:20:20.840 --> 0:20:24.320 live in the state. They take a census of your 0:20:24.320 --> 0:20:27.680 state every so often, and depending on how many people 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:30.520 live in your state, you will keep the same number 0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:33.919 of congressional seats you have. If you've added so many people, 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:37.639 you'll get more congressional seats. If you've lost so many people, 0:20:37.800 --> 0:20:41.480 you'll get fewer congressional seats. They've took congressional seats away 0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:44.800 recently from states like California in New York because so 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:49.280 many people fled. They've added congressional seats to states like 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:51.520 Florida because everyone went there to try to be free. 0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:57.720 In the end, migration to a red state that shares 0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:02.400 your values is a place political move that helps us 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:07.480 gain more power nationally because we gain more and more 0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:11.960 congressional seats for us. But this is also part of 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:16.439 why the Communists are mass importing illegal aliens. Remember that 0:21:16.480 --> 0:21:19.800 one dirtball Communist congresswoman from New York came out and 0:21:19.800 --> 0:21:21.919 flat out said it recently. I forget her name, I 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:24.640 forget which one it was, but she came out and said, Hey, 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:28.240 people are mad about all these illegals. I need them 0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:32.520 here otherwise I'll get redistrict. What she's saying she wants 0:21:32.560 --> 0:21:35.760 the illegals to flood into New York and she wants 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:40.240 them counted in the census. Then they won't take away 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:44.920 her congressional district. That's another benefit of illegal immigration for 0:21:45.000 --> 0:21:47.960 the communists in this country. It's not just the crime 0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:52.119 they bring in. The communists heading to blue states helps 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:55.320 them keep more power. I tell you to move for 0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:58.240 all the right reasons. It's not like there's one reason 0:21:58.280 --> 0:22:01.160 you should move from blue to red. There's a laundry 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:03.399 list of reasons. And I know you might not be 0:22:03.440 --> 0:22:06.440 able to I get that if you can do it, 0:22:07.080 --> 0:22:09.280 your life will be better, country will be better, so 0:22:09.320 --> 0:22:11.200 on and so forth. Hey, Jesse, why do all these 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:14.200 countries expect us to just give them billions of belt 0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:19.160 of dollars in military aid without having to pay for them. Well, 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:26.640 because that's what we've done forever. We look, as Americans, 0:22:27.760 --> 0:22:30.800 we look fondly on World War Two, don't we. Not, 0:22:30.800 --> 0:22:32.879 Not the fighting and the dying and the Holocaust and 0:22:33.440 --> 0:22:38.000 not that, but as a country that's kind of sitting 0:22:38.080 --> 0:22:40.400 at the top of our resume, is it not, it's 0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:44.040 at least towards the top. The United States of America 0:22:44.720 --> 0:22:49.520 became the manufacturing engine that won World War two for 0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:52.080 the world. Not to mention the troops on the ground, 0:22:52.080 --> 0:22:54.680 we were the manufacturing engine that won World War two 0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:58.960 for the world. And we look, we look fondly on that. 0:22:59.040 --> 0:23:01.479 We're proud of that should be as an American, you 0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:05.040 should be proud of that part of your history. But 0:23:06.160 --> 0:23:11.520 in many, many, many ways, World War two took this 0:23:11.640 --> 0:23:17.040 country in a devastating direction that's killing us. And here's 0:23:17.040 --> 0:23:20.160 what I mean. You see post World War One stay 0:23:20.200 --> 0:23:25.320