Speaker 1: What up it is lift service. I'm Angela Yee, I'm
Speaker 1: Giji Maguire, I'm Lauramara.
Speaker 2: I'm your girl, just pam oh, I'm Lonelle.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 4: First of all, I am so excited that Lunell is here.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, am I listen? Gijitn flew in today, Yes,
Speaker 4: from Atlanta. Everybody was like, Lunella.
Speaker 5: Is coming, oh honey.
Speaker 3: And we went live right before this and people were like, Luell,
Speaker 3: Oh my god. So thank you.
Speaker 6: Anticipated that's fucking fantastic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, thank you ladies.
Speaker 4: And you've been I mean, I know you've had a
Speaker 4: whirlwind of a week.
Speaker 1: So congratulations.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you to being on Broadway.
Speaker 5: Yes in Chicago.
Speaker 3: Yes, I love that.
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you. I'm drinking water.
Speaker 3: Okay, we can't do that, and that's a bad look
Speaker 3: for us, right.
Speaker 5: That I may change.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe you may.
Speaker 3: So what was the experience like?
Speaker 5: Well, I described it this way for those listeners and
Speaker 5: viewers who were not familiar as I started out in
Speaker 5: theater before I ever did comedy. So I have a
Speaker 5: love for the theater. I grew up watching theater. That's
Speaker 5: what really gave me the bug to want to be
Speaker 5: in entertainment at all, being able to get back on
Speaker 5: a theater stage, not doing comedy, to be on a
Speaker 5: theatrical stage on Broadway after so many years of just
Speaker 5: talking shit and doing stand up and from television. The
Speaker 5: way it felt, it felt like I was I was nervous,
Speaker 5: like I was about to see an old boyfriend that
Speaker 5: I really loved and to see if he still loved me.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a great experience. And tam and Hall knew
Speaker 4: about your background in theater and that's why she surprised you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was gonna give me tickets. I was happy
Speaker 5: with tickets. And then she said, you know, the would
Speaker 5: offer me the role of the you know, the first
Speaker 5: introduced to the show, welcomes the audience, and I got
Speaker 5: to do the curtain call and everything like that. My
Speaker 5: daughter was there and she's a professional dancer. Flew my
Speaker 5: nephew and he's a theatrical actor as well. But back
Speaker 5: in Texas and a lot of family came in and more.
Speaker 5: I thought it would just be like maybe me and
Speaker 5: my manager and this assistant, just maybe three people, but
Speaker 5: it turned out to be like twenty five.
Speaker 3: Wow, people love you.
Speaker 5: Well, that's a that's a blessing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a blessing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And moments like that you really do get to see,
Speaker 1: you know, the love, the fact that you think, ain't nobody,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just a few of us, and then
Speaker 1: twenty five people, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's the people I knew there was fans
Speaker 5: that bought tickets that came to right.
Speaker 3: No, but I'm saying, just your circle, like just to
Speaker 3: know that your circle.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, my tribe is tight. I seventeen meets the
Speaker 5: nephews and seven brothers and sisters. Wow, Chris, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's a lot of us. You know, we're very fuck
Speaker 5: around and find out type family period.
Speaker 1: Do I do grab bags at Christmas or now?
Speaker 5: We don't do none of that shit. It's too many
Speaker 5: of us.
Speaker 3: That's my family does a grab bag.
Speaker 5: So we don't even exchange presidents, none of that. Won't
Speaker 5: even do it because we do so much. I do
Speaker 5: so much for my family during the year. Like, don't
Speaker 5: fucking bother me about Christmas. Just gave your ass twenty
Speaker 5: five hundred dollars last week. You want a Christmas present? Mary,
Speaker 5: Christmas yourself? That's it.
Speaker 3: I saw your trip too. You went on vacation for
Speaker 3: the holidays.
Speaker 5: I'm supposed to still be on vacation. Now what I'm
Speaker 5: the tiredest bitch on vacation. I have just seen my
Speaker 5: life doing too much. Yeah, I went. I started my
Speaker 5: vacation working because I had two shows I had to
Speaker 5: do in Waikiki, So I went there, and I decided
Speaker 5: to make that the first part of my vacation. So
Speaker 5: I stayed there for a week. My sister came in
Speaker 5: and my daughter, her friend, another friend that friend.
Speaker 1: Next thing. You know, y'all look like you had of time.
Speaker 1: Though it sounds like a literuation every time, it actually
Speaker 1: with people that you love and that you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's the goal, you know, that's the blessing
Speaker 5: to you know, we know, not the minute, no the hours,
Speaker 5: what you're gonna hold your money for. And plus I
Speaker 5: got miles, you know, she fly, you fly, we fly,
Speaker 5: and so you's not you. You accumulate miles, and miles
Speaker 5: then't used to be transferable. You couldn't use them for
Speaker 5: somebody else, but now they are so like I got fired,
Speaker 5: and the miles of it let me get you know,
Speaker 5: that's the.
Speaker 4: Fact that all those miles you get from that people
Speaker 4: are paying for your flights for you to work.
Speaker 1: Might as well use those and get you, you know.
Speaker 5: So that's what we did. The whole the whole trip
Speaker 5: was financed by mouth. It's her from my oldest sister.
Speaker 5: I put her in first class with me.
Speaker 4: Okay, And have you ever thought about doing something like
Speaker 4: being on that stage, like maybe a lunel like show
Speaker 4: kind of how like Tyson did win, but just even
Speaker 4: like being on stage and telling your story?
Speaker 5: Sure, I mean yeah, like a one woman showed to me. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 5: I was talking to about that today, showed you because
Speaker 5: we we had one back back in the day when
Speaker 5: we was studying comedy, you know, and before comic relief
Speaker 5: or anything like that. We'll be I think she might
Speaker 5: have got a Tony for her one woman show. That's
Speaker 5: that's what helped him become an egoch. Yes, definitely, you
Speaker 5: know I thought about that. And we're doing the Doctor.
Speaker 5: There's being a documentary produced about me right now, with
Speaker 5: a book to follow. So I'm you know, I'm like
Speaker 5: Warren g I want it all.
Speaker 1: The past couple of years have been amazing for very
Speaker 1: busy woman and stopping.
Speaker 3: We see no time soon and I'm.
Speaker 6: Here for that Yeah, well we'll see.
Speaker 1: That's interesting because like Pan's been doing comedy, and my
Speaker 1: question is, like when, because as a comedian, your people expected,
Speaker 1: no matter what, you're always funny, even if like things
Speaker 1: are happening in your life that are not so amazing.
Speaker 1: People expect you to like not be serious and just
Speaker 1: be funny all the time and always be on you.
Speaker 5: Know, and yeah, and you know for your mental health,
Speaker 5: that's not even good, Like people will call us as
Speaker 5: a community. I had a friend whose son committed suicide
Speaker 5: and they called me over because they wanted the light
Speaker 5: in the mood. It was too moros like nigga, I'm
Speaker 5: mourning two, I'm right what you want me to do.
Speaker 5: But and also like I don't like people who laugh
Speaker 5: for no reason, Like you know, they'll be like, how
Speaker 5: you doing today? I'm good, she's so funny. You know.
Speaker 5: It's just a little irritating. But if that is the
Speaker 5: price we pay right as the gift to make other
Speaker 5: people feel good, then so be it. The problem comes
Speaker 5: when you don't take a vacation. When you don't take
Speaker 5: because if you're popping, nobody in your team, nobody is
Speaker 5: gonna say, hey, you know what you look a little tired.
Speaker 5: Why don't you take three weeks off? And nobody gonna
Speaker 5: say that because they you know, they getting they presented.
Speaker 5: They want you to work, but you're not a machine.
Speaker 5: And when you when you get to a point where
Speaker 5: you can say no, that's very powerful. When you when
Speaker 5: you got light building ship to pay, you can't say no.
Speaker 5: But when you get to a point when you can
Speaker 5: say no, I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I was on.
Speaker 5: Vacation in Hawaii and got offered a movie. They wanted
Speaker 5: me to do a self tape and send it in.
Speaker 5: I said no, They offered me the movie anyway.
Speaker 3: That's right because they knew they wanted you.
Speaker 5: That was kind of like, don't make me do that.
Speaker 5: And I'm just not a good auditioner. I don't give
Speaker 5: a fuck about movies. I'm gonna eat anyway. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: eat doing stand up movies. That's over here, TV, that's
Speaker 5: over here. If I never do none of that, ship,
Speaker 5: they can't tell me from eating because my people are
Speaker 5: gonna keep me doing that. But I told my manager,
Speaker 5: I said, I think it's gonna be my last movie
Speaker 5: because I'm just not the greatest memorizer in the world.
Speaker 5: I'm oh, I'm tired. It's my wig. You know, I'm
Speaker 5: used to saying what I want to say as a
Speaker 5: comic rather than saying what other effort's not written like
Speaker 5: for me in my vernacular. Then it sounds fake coming
Speaker 5: out of my mouth. Anyway. TV, especially if you do
Speaker 5: TV that has a live on it, you get a
Speaker 5: table read, you get to rehearse. You can rehearse for
Speaker 5: maybe three days before you have to, you know, with
Speaker 5: the blocking and everything before you have to do the live,
Speaker 5: before it's the taping. I like that. Movies, You're supposed
Speaker 5: to show up and know your ship and I'm like,
Speaker 5: what can we.
Speaker 1: And do you know, like what what lines you're saying
Speaker 1: that they like? Or do they switch it up on you?
Speaker 4: No, you never know what's going to happen, you.
Speaker 5: Know, And they switched it up, and then you got
Speaker 5: to know that.
Speaker 2: Did you always want to be a comic?
Speaker 5: I always wanted to be in the entertainment period, I
Speaker 5: didn't have a plan.
Speaker 3: Bid.
Speaker 5: I tried working. I worked, you know, I worked in
Speaker 5: banks and ship.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, we know. I cannot wait to
Speaker 1: see this this documentary.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, you got to re enact that part.
Speaker 5: I said it all before the teeth.
Speaker 3: Okay, But so you ended up how long did you
Speaker 3: have to serve?
Speaker 5: Like I did four months and mondays on a one
Speaker 5: year bid, But that's only because they didn't find any
Speaker 5: priors and I had them, but they didn't find any
Speaker 5: prior as we else, they would have gave me a year.
Speaker 1: Well, the system is different now, they find all. I
Speaker 1: feel like everything is.
Speaker 5: Well twenty eight years ago.
Speaker 3: So what was that time like for you? But like, oh,
Speaker 3: it was terrible.
Speaker 5: I was already on comic views. The niggas knew who
Speaker 5: I was in jail, and it's like, what up Commic View?
Speaker 5: What's up? Comic View? And then I had a new baby,
Speaker 5: so I missed her first Halloween, her first Thanksgiving. And
Speaker 5: then when you're in jail, the window county, the windows
Speaker 5: only just big. So I actually had to stop looking
Speaker 5: out the window because I couldn't take seeing people drinking coffee,
Speaker 5: catching a bus pushing a baby sweller down the street.
Speaker 5: I couldn't take it. And I actually didn't talk for
Speaker 5: two months unless she was a guard. If you can
Speaker 5: imagine that, they'd be like, what's up.
Speaker 3: He was like, that's a long time to not be
Speaker 3: saying anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, if you go through what I went through,
Speaker 5: you wouldn't have nothing to say.
Speaker 4: Do you feel like that was a scared street type
Speaker 4: of experience, Like I ain't never doing nothing.
Speaker 6: I wasn't scared. I was mad, right, Okay, I wasn't scared.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't mean scared.
Speaker 4: You know they call it scared straight Where you.
Speaker 5: Was? That was it? That was?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes, GJ.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because J had a good time when she
Speaker 1: was locked up. GZ had a good time, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: I did. I didn't hate jail. I hated things about it.
Speaker 1: I was there for ninety days. I didn't really hate it,
Speaker 1: and I came out of change.
Speaker 5: First, what was your charge?
Speaker 1: I violated probation from a drug possession in charge.
Speaker 3: I was a drug mule when I was nineteen.
Speaker 6: But okay, but I didn't like the showers.
Speaker 5: It didn't have no pressure. Was like somebody spitting on you.
Speaker 5: It was terrible. Then there's a shower shots bits what
Speaker 5: you're looking at? Tripe? Shit. Food was horrible.
Speaker 3: Food was terrible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know during clothing exchange on their period. You
Speaker 5: don't know where the blood coming from. Oh oh, oh
Speaker 5: my god. You said, oh my god, you're sitting on
Speaker 5: the comfortable cop. I lived this ship. She probably did too,
Speaker 5: but she.
Speaker 1: Was like you, I had a little jail girlfriend, okay,
Speaker 1: like half like midway through.
Speaker 5: Sea Walk.
Speaker 1: She used to speaking do things at night time when
Speaker 1: everybody was sleeping using the dorm, so we had to
Speaker 1: really sleep.
Speaker 3: She made the most of it.
Speaker 1: Is I think, Gigi, what here was?
Speaker 3: We're going to find a silver lines.
Speaker 5: I knew that it was. It was time for me
Speaker 5: to go. When a bitiness coming there looking like snoop,
Speaker 5: and I was like, you're.
Speaker 3: Looking at.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you guys this, Since you're talking about that,
Speaker 4: does anybody in here?
Speaker 3: Would you say? Are there any of your exes who
Speaker 3: you miss?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Pam, I'm talking that none of them? No, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Plus, you know you got a situation, so even if
Speaker 1: you did, you couldn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't miss it.
Speaker 5: Yeah I missed about three of them.
Speaker 3: You do? Do you ever speak to them? Or you
Speaker 3: just when it's over? It's over?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm petty, so like I'll unblock them and say
Speaker 5: some fucked up ship and block them back.
Speaker 4: So you can't reply, right, so you never spend the
Speaker 4: block like you never thought about like you know.
Speaker 3: That's no.
Speaker 5: I have pulled up to an exits front door with
Speaker 5: a brick in my hand and took his selfie and left.
Speaker 4: That's a different spind the block what you were talking about,
Speaker 4: Like I did spend you know, to let him know
Speaker 4: I will bust your ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're anyway this brick? Right?
Speaker 4: Do you feel like you could get back together with
Speaker 4: any of your exes if you wanted to? You know,
Speaker 4: they always say that women, if we decide we want
Speaker 4: to or at least.
Speaker 1: Hit it again.
Speaker 5: Ye.
Speaker 1: No, I would never do that, but you could if
Speaker 1: you wanted to, Like, if it was.
Speaker 3: Up to you, they would do it.
Speaker 5: Maybe one, maybe just one.
Speaker 4: Okay, I feel like every single one a last one,
Speaker 4: all of except for the ones that's married. But I'm
Speaker 4: not saying you would. I'm saying all of them a
Speaker 4: l l u h.
Speaker 1: Pro what you think him?
Speaker 3: All of them? Yeah? I pretty much.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something, like, I'd be so glad
Speaker 4: when my exes hit me up that I know are
Speaker 4: in other situations. I'd be like, I am so glad
Speaker 4: that's not my man, because that's the type of ship
Speaker 4: that you'all.
Speaker 5: Be on when you have breakups, Like, who is it
Speaker 5: most of the time them?
Speaker 3: Are you always me?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 4: It is always me. My last breakup was kind of
Speaker 4: like it was kind of mute to it because it
Speaker 4: was over. We both knew it was over, and it
Speaker 4: just has to be said. I was like loading around.
Speaker 4: He was doing his own thing. I was doing my
Speaker 4: own thing. And then, you know, I think, ideally, you
Speaker 4: feel like I want to still be friends, but it's
Speaker 4: not realistic, you know, to still be friends after you
Speaker 4: guys break up.
Speaker 1: I have no hard feelings.
Speaker 4: But I think he he has a new girlfriend and
Speaker 4: so he had to change his phone number and like
Speaker 4: all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, that's dramatic.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, I think his girlfriend hates me, Like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: yeah I would, but I didn't do anything.
Speaker 3: But who had to say it? Like did he come out?
Speaker 1: Because if it was already like something that's kind of
Speaker 1: like understood, did you have to say it first?
Speaker 4: Or I did say it first because I was like,
Speaker 4: let's stop, you know, beating around the bush, right, it.
Speaker 3: Is what it is, you know what it is because.
Speaker 4: And you know how you know you don't like somebody
Speaker 4: anymore when you're not attracted to them pratically, like you
Speaker 4: can be like he cool, but I'm not like my
Speaker 4: pleasure not getting wet for you.
Speaker 3: No moisture. Yeah, I've had, I've had. I don't even
Speaker 3: want to know I've had.
Speaker 1: I've definitely had situations where I just had to be like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1: It's really it's like a birth of fresh air to
Speaker 1: be able to just speak your truth and move on.
Speaker 3: But get into that.
Speaker 5: And will fuck you.
Speaker 3: It ends like that inside at first.
Speaker 5: No verbally on the phone text emoji fu you you broke.
Speaker 3: Up with someone over text before?
Speaker 5: I mean I broke up with people in all different
Speaker 5: ways over text at your mama'side something Thanksgiving because I
Speaker 5: don't have parents, so I don't have that. No more
Speaker 5: so when you don't have parents and you don't give
Speaker 5: a about nobody else, give a about finiture. You shouldn't
Speaker 5: have did what you did?
Speaker 2: What was the worst breakup?
Speaker 5: They're all bad.
Speaker 1: She take her glasses, got your mah, yeah that was
Speaker 1: that was that was ugly.
Speaker 5: No, just dip but then I'll call you. It ain't
Speaker 5: no throwing glasses and no ship like that. I just
Speaker 5: dip because I'm busy any fucking.
Speaker 3: Right, right? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And I think as when women are busy. The worst
Speaker 4: is when you're going through something and you're not busy,
Speaker 4: but were you busy and you're.
Speaker 5: Going because then you get obsessed.
Speaker 6: That's what I don't even miss that.
Speaker 1: Do you like younger men they like me? Do you
Speaker 1: like them?
Speaker 3: I didn't ask you that.
Speaker 1: Do you like them?
Speaker 5: Yes? And I like that they like me ship. I
Speaker 5: got a big house. I need young mother factors so
Speaker 5: I can say, go upstairs and give me that and
Speaker 5: bring me that on going to the like that. Help
Speaker 5: help me bitch out. I need help.
Speaker 2: You got an age limit for how young?
Speaker 5: I got an age they gotta be.
Speaker 3: What about younger than your daughter?
Speaker 6: Uh uh a lot.
Speaker 5: These guys are really mature these days. You know. It's
Speaker 5: you know, it depends on the maturity of the young gentleman.
Speaker 3: I feel that.
Speaker 1: Listen, Gigi, tell us what you did because she came
Speaker 1: in here, what you did glowing?
Speaker 4: Here came in she came in here glowing. Tell us
Speaker 4: why I'm glowing?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 5: I was, Yeah, that's after glow.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So I just had some really good sex
Speaker 1: nice today. Not well for the past few days. But
Speaker 1: there was one day that we had sex five times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've done that. I did it nine times nine
Speaker 5: times day. Yeah. My husband ex husband, he was like
Speaker 5: abust nine times in one day one day. That was
Speaker 5: the record. It didn't happen a lot.
Speaker 1: One day was he shooting out air?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I was inside me, so I don't
Speaker 5: know what the fun.
Speaker 4: Was coming out what I'm saying, because after that, they
Speaker 4: ain't no come left to come out.
Speaker 3: And came in. Yeh know.
Speaker 1: It was a good time.
Speaker 4: I think them before it was the best. We both
Speaker 4: agreed on that. And then, like I said, it was
Speaker 4: a couple of days. But I instantly thought of Lars saying, like,
Speaker 4: this is what she does every night? Yeah, because doing
Speaker 4: that every.
Speaker 5: Night because she's locking.
Speaker 1: I believe after my experience, I believe that in fact,
Speaker 1: she is lying every night.
Speaker 5: He don't have We might could do it. He ain't
Speaker 5: got it. But after the third day, I'm be like,
Speaker 5: you're gonna have to get.
Speaker 1: The fun to get a job made, You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to go to work. You can't have nothing to do
Speaker 1: the next day, and then the night like she didn't
Speaker 1: even say, like sporadically throughout the day.
Speaker 3: Five times it was from like U.
Speaker 1: I got there around like we got to the house
Speaker 1: around like four pm, and then throughout the night into
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 3: I'm counting that that first one in the morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the morning, that's the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wake up in the middle of the night one
Speaker 3: was the best.
Speaker 5: I like that, went back to sleep and never opened
Speaker 5: my eyes. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I'm still yeah, you know and everything. It's like me
Speaker 3: waking up looking for my water drinking, yeah, because you
Speaker 3: know you like that.
Speaker 4: I have at times there it was maybe one or
Speaker 4: two times I fallen asleep during.
Speaker 3: Sex, ill asleep with.
Speaker 1: I'm not having like one of them was so bad.
Speaker 4: But you all gotta think I used to do morning
Speaker 4: radio for a long time, waking up at four am.
Speaker 3: But one in spirits a couple of.
Speaker 5: Times sleep during stuff while he was clearly no.
Speaker 4: It was like why why you was fucking because I
Speaker 4: was just sometimes it's like I want to do it,
Speaker 4: but I'm exhausted.
Speaker 5: You left y'o bro whoever you was.
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Literally, am I the only person that sleep with the
Speaker 1: dick of my mouth before sharing me?
Speaker 3: I have actually done to die that I've done it
Speaker 3: twice to the same person. I'm tired, you know, just
Speaker 3: find it very hard to fall asleep.
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine.
Speaker 3: I definitely felt asleep with Did he wake you up?
Speaker 3: Like you know? Yes he did, Like he probably was
Speaker 3: like you're not.
Speaker 2: No, because when he when he's done and then you
Speaker 2: keep going, it's soft and then it's like it's soft.
Speaker 2: But if you don't take it out and you just
Speaker 2: kind of layd in, you.
Speaker 3: Just it was like it was still there. I was like,
Speaker 3: mid suck it.
Speaker 1: Yes, y'all was definitely snoring because your mouth was open.
Speaker 3: I couldn't breathe.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I snore. My god, guys, are you watching
Speaker 5: this show too? Just girls, you're watching something that's it.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you'all try to act like I was
Speaker 4: crazy for jump sep of the dick in your mouth?
Speaker 4: That not everybody that's it's not like that.
Speaker 1: Long Like you said, where do you shine?
Speaker 5: I got good? I mean that's just that I drink.
Speaker 3: How does one know that they have good persons.
Speaker 5: And they tell you you got some good if you
Speaker 5: come over and he just don't leave and you hear
Speaker 5: more than one guy from what the one guy.
Speaker 3: Months after you crazy ship that pussy.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're crazy, but that person but the crazy got good.
Speaker 5: Everybody know that.
Speaker 3: That's why that's me too.
Speaker 5: That's why men with crazy bitches.
Speaker 4: Malcolm says that trauma is seasoning on the trauma is seasoning.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 1: I don't know my.
Speaker 3: Mother what Malcolm amazed?
Speaker 1: Can speech you the picture of Malcolm expertise trauma.
Speaker 5: Not traumatized, trauma.
Speaker 1: Vagina, trauma put a little taste on the vagina.
Speaker 5: Women say it again.
Speaker 3: Trauma pussy.
Speaker 1: He said it was very controversial, and I was and
Speaker 1: next to him and I had to can you say
Speaker 1: that one with time?
Speaker 3: It's trauma season it on a dick?
Speaker 1: Like? Do you think that guys who.
Speaker 5: Are no, No, I need a trauma free motherfucking man
Speaker 5: because I ain't got time to fucking Oh never mind,
Speaker 5: it's gonna sound so cool.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm not a nurturing type of bitch. Only for my
Speaker 5: daughter period. Okay, I'm not a cuddler. I get hot.
Speaker 5: I don't like all that. You know, you can fuck
Speaker 5: me and get them go watch the game. I don't
Speaker 5: give a fuck. I'm a scroll on my phone. Do
Speaker 5: other ship I gotta let me. I don't miss five
Speaker 5: phone call with your ass anyway. I got business.
Speaker 3: I got money to make, right.
Speaker 5: I don't dance now I make money moves.
Speaker 3: Do you like to kiss though?
Speaker 5: At least I love.
Speaker 3: To kiss, Okay, alright, no.
Speaker 5: I love to kiss.
Speaker 3: Do you like to be spending your mouth?
Speaker 5: No? I don't like you to spend all my don't
Speaker 5: spit on me at all?
Speaker 3: Are you ever was into that?
Speaker 5: But let him. You can make moisture without spitting.
Speaker 3: We're not down there in your mouth.
Speaker 5: No, I don't like that.
Speaker 3: She don't want to spend nowhere nowhere?
Speaker 5: No, I don't mind. It's alive, yes, a life, but
Speaker 5: don't just spin like LOOI in my all.
Speaker 4: I agree with you, though, I do not want nobody
Speaker 4: to spit in my mouth, and I want to don't
Speaker 4: want to spit in any one's mouth.
Speaker 5: You remember when COVID and we had to spit sometime? Yeah,
Speaker 5: you're going to go up my nose because I can't.
Speaker 5: I'm making myself sick.
Speaker 4: Do you remember the first time you had to get
Speaker 4: a COVID test? Because I remember my favorite earl.
Speaker 5: Your brain ship was over by the time.
Speaker 3: The brain me telling yeah, brain.
Speaker 1: No, no, thank god I got the videos. Cringey video
Speaker 1: too is awful. I was scared. It was diallastic.
Speaker 4: It was like who's going first? And then I'm the
Speaker 4: type of person I want to go first and get
Speaker 4: it over with. I don't want to go last, like
Speaker 4: I don't want to let everybody go, and then I
Speaker 4: still got to I'd rather just be the first person
Speaker 4: go in there, do my ship.
Speaker 5: I didn't have to go.
Speaker 3: I was by myself.
Speaker 1: They came to my house to do it because I
Speaker 1: was about to do a TV show.
Speaker 3: All right, now, Low, since do you think that you're
Speaker 3: an expert on sex? Would you say?
Speaker 5: I certainly have an extensive resume.
Speaker 4: Okay, so we're gonna ask you expert a couple of questions,
Speaker 4: and I want to see who knows some of these terms?
Speaker 5: All right, I don't know about that, okay.
Speaker 4: Unicorn in the Urban Dictionary insects, What is a unicorn?
Speaker 5: I don't know what is it?
Speaker 3: A man that's straight?
Speaker 1: And then you're making this true even though he I
Speaker 1: mean a man that's not straight.
Speaker 3: A unicorn, somebody that's pants actual.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's to me. Gotta be a hard for.
Speaker 1: Any Okay, wrong, the unicorn is actually a woman who
Speaker 1: joined a straight couple for a threesome?
Speaker 3: Is that big unicorn? You a whole lot of three sons?
Speaker 1: In my my you just straight like like she does.
Speaker 3: She does.
Speaker 4: She used to want to have like when she was
Speaker 4: in a relationship like another woman was part of the relationship.
Speaker 5: Friend, it can work, but right, bro.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but then no, yeah, no, that relationship is over,
Speaker 4: so it's not happening. Becauld you see yourself having that
Speaker 4: being with a woman and a man.
Speaker 5: Maybe you know it was like Queen latif something. I
Speaker 5: like them.
Speaker 3: Okay, what about you with two man?
Speaker 5: Absolutely not, it's too much work. I tried to do that.
Speaker 5: I can't suck your dick and funk at the same time,
Speaker 5: somebody not go to rhythm, gonna be off somewhere.
Speaker 4: That's the fact you might chomp down by accident while
Speaker 4: you while you're like, somebody get hurt, get hurt.
Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna be a rhythm and somebody gonna get bit.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's pretty much about a child.
Speaker 3: Does anybody know what a child?
Speaker 5: You know, sounds nasty to.
Speaker 2: Be choked the held at the same time, anybody chold
Speaker 2: what's a child?
Speaker 3: No, it sounds like this urban dictionary. It sounds like
Speaker 3: something that involves antal something.
Speaker 5: I'm tapping out.
Speaker 3: A toad is a short fat dick? Oh, A little yeah,
Speaker 3: a little umm number, a little bit, a little mini put.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been disappointed after you've been dating somebody
Speaker 4: and then it was about to go down and you were.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, plenty of times, like I liked you, but
Speaker 5: you're back in the seventies, you know, light skin blue,
Speaker 5: I have read as niggas was all the rage, you know,
Speaker 5: and so then you give these pretty biggis and if
Speaker 5: they did me small because the white party that they
Speaker 5: did me small, Like you got a car, you got
Speaker 5: a jog, you got a hout with that dick?
Speaker 1: Could you be with somebody that wasn't that was a child?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, now you could if I was sucking somebody else,
Speaker 6: you're gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 5: Do that for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: I'm living. I got money.
Speaker 3: I ain't gotta do this.
Speaker 1: How big I make money?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm in the comfortable dick area.
Speaker 3: Now what is comfortable.
Speaker 5: This medium? Because all these biggest having something so maybe
Speaker 5: that's fun, okay, but all that nine no, I don't. Hey,
Speaker 5: I'm not taking no more penicillin. Folk. We child you
Speaker 5: to it.
Speaker 3: No, have you ever had to say no, that's too big,
Speaker 3: I can't do it.
Speaker 5: Yes, it was in Miami. That motherfucker was so big
Speaker 5: I thought I had my aunt on his knee. So, hey,
Speaker 5: turn lights on, turn the lights on. This ain't happening.
Speaker 5: Let me say that.
Speaker 4: Hot, not the third leg, but the third knee. And
Speaker 4: that's somebody you cannot give a blow job to either.
Speaker 5: I'm not splitting my mouth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what else, it's sorry. If somebody has
Speaker 1: a really curve.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I need you like a curve.
Speaker 5: You saw that they got curved dicks because then they
Speaker 5: were circumcised. The doctor didn't cut their meat straight. It's
Speaker 5: like maybe like this, and the meat on this side
Speaker 5: is shorter than the meat on this side, and that
Speaker 5: wouldn't occurved.
Speaker 3: So I don't know the medical.
Speaker 1: Anthony's that your anthony.
Speaker 3: He's like, he said, that's problem. He's like, he has
Speaker 3: a chuld.
Speaker 1: Let me.
Speaker 3: That's so hard because I don't like I don't like curve.
Speaker 2: And every time somebody send me a curved dick, pick,
Speaker 2: I always think of a gas pump because it looked
Speaker 2: like like a.
Speaker 3: Gas manas pump.
Speaker 1: But I saw a circumcised, a circumcised dick for the
Speaker 1: first time that it doesn't circumcised like because him himself
Speaker 1: it was had no even when it's not hard, the
Speaker 1: meat is there because I but it's not over the head.
Speaker 3: So but he's very like like he I guess on
Speaker 3: their own. I thought he was nine. I was like,
Speaker 3: ain't no way, you're not circumstanced to.
Speaker 5: Say I don't like uncircumcisement because I'm trying to cut
Speaker 5: down on my cholesterol.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I did too much skin. Okay, no problem,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 4: Now another thing I want to ask you guys, and
Speaker 4: we touchd about this before you got here. Let's just
Speaker 4: say you were dating somebody, everything was great, and then
Speaker 4: you found out that previously he snitched on somebody. What
Speaker 4: that mattered to you or not? Because you know, there's
Speaker 4: this whole thing on snitching that's I feel like that's
Speaker 4: never going to go away being bad in the community,
Speaker 4: Like he's a snitch.
Speaker 5: Well, you had to be fucking a gangster to even
Speaker 5: be involved with somebody who's snitching and not snitching. Okay,
Speaker 5: sound fuck with gangsters? No more?
Speaker 3: Oh, no more more?
Speaker 5: Why not? Because I'm too old for that little shit
Speaker 5: on a nice world dressed motherfucking grown ass man, I
Speaker 5: don't fuck thugs no more.
Speaker 3: I don't fuck.
Speaker 1: What else would you say?
Speaker 3: You want? Like you said, a nice, well dressed gentleman, gotta.
Speaker 5: Smell good, be a gentleman. Have a good relationship with
Speaker 5: your mom's a good relationship with your sisters. Use dudes
Speaker 5: that don't have good relationships they mom says, sisters, They're
Speaker 5: not gonna end up having a good relationship with you.
Speaker 5: They don't really relate to women. They don't like certain shit.
Speaker 5: You know, if you in your mom's school, not a
Speaker 5: mama's boy, not a pussy he not a you know,
Speaker 5: with a nice, healthy relationship with your moms, with your sisters,
Speaker 5: they dig you your good you know how you know
Speaker 5: to open the door, you know to do this, you
Speaker 5: know to change life. But because it's out now, because
Speaker 5: your bits told you to change life. But you know,
Speaker 5: grown ass man shit.
Speaker 1: But some people do have fucked up families, I will say.
Speaker 5: And they can have that broken ass nigga too. I
Speaker 5: ain't got time to fix somebody.
Speaker 3: Have you ever cheated in a relationship, a serial cheat.
Speaker 5: Okay, I was ever faithful to one guy and I
Speaker 5: married him. I'm faithful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ever, why do you think that is?
Speaker 5: I think it used to be defense mechanism. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: cheat on him because I know he's gonna cheat on me,
Speaker 5: and if I cheated on him, I won't be as hurt.
Speaker 5: I think I did it for that.
Speaker 3: Do you think man cheat for that same reason?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. The man cheat because they tuesday no reason,
Speaker 3: it's raining.
Speaker 5: What I'm loving is the male engineers is back there,
Speaker 5: not saying a motherfucking as they can. They got to
Speaker 5: listen to us.
Speaker 4: Has anybody in here ever not cheated? Besides well Luna
Speaker 4: one time didn't.
Speaker 3: Cheat that I have cheated? I leave. If are we
Speaker 3: talking relationships? Have you ever cheated in your life?
Speaker 1: Not in a relationship, but like, if I'm dating somebody
Speaker 1: out lie and act like I'm only dating them and
Speaker 1: I'm dating someone else.
Speaker 3: That's not that's not committed. I said, already relationship.
Speaker 5: If they are you claiming me? Are we together? Is
Speaker 5: it publicly known? If not, then we just fucking and
Speaker 5: I can do it. I want clearly. If you're not
Speaker 5: going to claim.
Speaker 1: Have we had the conversation that we are Probably I
Speaker 1: did shet one time, and I think Angela helped me.
Speaker 3: She said, oh yeah, you did she this one time,
Speaker 3: this one time in band camp. But it wasn't a
Speaker 3: real cheap emotionally, I wasn't in the relationship no more.
Speaker 3: We wasn't even having.
Speaker 1: Yeah reas on me like crazy, like's not even gonna
Speaker 1: keep going because.
Speaker 3: He's gonna know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: But you know, yeah, correct, yeah, Like we hadn't had
Speaker 1: sex for like a year and half, but we were
Speaker 1: still in it like I hadn't. That's when you haven't
Speaker 1: had sex in the year and a half, that ain't
Speaker 1: no relationship exactly.
Speaker 5: You're done.
Speaker 3: So you didn't cheat.
Speaker 5: I'm not cheating.
Speaker 3: You have the conversations I.
Speaker 5: Handla act like you're with me a year and a half.
Speaker 3: Yea, yes, we were still in like same little arrangements.
Speaker 2: If you're in a relationship, what's the longest like amount
Speaker 2: of time that you will go without having sex with
Speaker 2: your partner before you be like yo, I.
Speaker 3: Did, But it was situations after.
Speaker 4: We mentioned because you know it the only time a
Speaker 4: man maybe doesn't feel that way and even then. I
Speaker 4: don't know this, but if they're like really stressed out
Speaker 4: about things like sometimes guys also you know, get.
Speaker 3: The stressed out better, get reason, the nut, stress, belief,
Speaker 3: wake and bake.
Speaker 4: They have health issues sometimes, you know, to the you
Speaker 4: trying to justify, but we don't feel like it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I always yeah, I want to. I want to
Speaker 3: do it, but most women don't not feel like it.
Speaker 3: I want to, like.
Speaker 5: I think disintegration of your relationship, but we don't feel
Speaker 5: like exactly.
Speaker 3: That's because if I don't feel like I don't feel
Speaker 3: like it, and.
Speaker 5: I'm probably not gonna feel like it. If I don't
Speaker 5: feel like it, I don't feel like it no more.
Speaker 5: M M.
Speaker 3: But I do agree, like if if he like men
Speaker 3: don't like to be rejected.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So if he come to you vulnerable and he wants
Speaker 2: to love on you for whatever reason, and he could
Speaker 2: have been at the club with ten butt naked bitches
Speaker 2: and all of them wanted to come home with him,
Speaker 2: but for whatever reason he wants to come home to you.
Speaker 2: Now he come home to you, and now you not
Speaker 2: in the mood and you I get off me. He like,
Speaker 2: I could have sucked these ten bitches in the club,
Speaker 2: but I wanted to come home to you. Now you
Speaker 2: rejected me. Now I feel some type of way.
Speaker 5: Why you were at the strip club? Did we have
Speaker 5: a fight earlier that?
Speaker 3: So when he come home, it's like, I don't know
Speaker 3: if I'm not.
Speaker 5: Ask the question if you ever just fuck the man,
Speaker 5: just capacify. I'm just okay, Yeah, that we all do that.
Speaker 3: I feel like at some point, and I'm sure they
Speaker 3: do that to us till you deserve this.
Speaker 5: You can't make a dick can't get hard, even if
Speaker 5: he don't really want and he wanted just you can't
Speaker 5: make a bit fussy wet who don't want to.
Speaker 3: But story.
Speaker 4: You can, because you'll be like, I don't feel like
Speaker 4: it and then he says and you're all right fine.
Speaker 3: You know you know my man dad, he acts like sad.
Speaker 3: If I don't want to do something, he'll be like sad.
Speaker 1: About it, and I'd be like, I find he pounced.
Speaker 1: He'll be like, go to back and me beat off.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what why would you?
Speaker 5: Baby?
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 1: I I gotta think against that.
Speaker 3: I won't just put I don't. I won't deny him sex.
Speaker 3: You won't I won't deny himself.
Speaker 1: You won't, I.
Speaker 5: Would say, I.
Speaker 3: Always want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always write, I'm always some saying, but that's
Speaker 1: if we're in like me a year and a half.
Speaker 1: It's like you don't did a whole bunch of ship
Speaker 1: that emotionally already, Like I can't even if I can't,
Speaker 1: but if that's my man, I my love with you,
Speaker 1: and I'm just because I'm tired.
Speaker 3: Like I might fall asleep, hurts because you have no
Speaker 3: steak and you have pain and froy you know what,
Speaker 3: sweet potato. Because I was like, oh my god, you
Speaker 3: be like, just go. We'll continue tomorrow.
Speaker 5: To get this. I will figure it out. The situation.
Speaker 4: The outlets, Yeah, you know what they if you know,
Speaker 4: like if you know that earlier, Like let's say he
Speaker 4: wants to get spontaneous, but you know I took a
Speaker 4: ship at work earlier.
Speaker 3: Oh and I haven't had a chance. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the questions, this little baby disclaim.
Speaker 3: Now you gotta step away.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you gotta be like hold on, hold on, hold
Speaker 6: on straight disrespectful if you don't, and you know the
Speaker 6: sign that when they're trying to do something and the
Speaker 6: girl like hold hold.
Speaker 1: On to be honest and be like, like I need to,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be.
Speaker 5: Occasion might be locasion.
Speaker 3: That I'm like, yeah, right, I gotta pee real bad,
Speaker 3: give me a minute, But no, I'm not about to
Speaker 3: let you ruin my day.
Speaker 5: All down in a man's house to the other like
Speaker 5: if you're a new relationship, you know you're about to
Speaker 5: rap one. I was about, I'm gonna get some ice water,
Speaker 5: go way down.
Speaker 3: What if they walk in right after you came that.
Speaker 4: You ever been in somebody's house and they left and
Speaker 4: then they came back and you didn't know they forgot
Speaker 4: something and you're like, oh, ship, I blew.
Speaker 5: A you gonna have.
Speaker 2: I was just guy his house and I spent the
Speaker 2: night for the first time, and I had to use
Speaker 2: the bathroom and I wanted to go home.
Speaker 3: He was like, nah, I stayed.
Speaker 2: So I went in the bathroom, and after I went,
Speaker 2: I ended up cleaning his whole bathroom.
Speaker 5: So I was bleach.
Speaker 3: I cleaned his tall in his bathtub. He was like, yo,
Speaker 3: you clean my whole bathroom? Like yeah, because.
Speaker 5: I'm taking in my house.
Speaker 3: You never do it though I didn't know what I
Speaker 3: never know. He ain't had no air fresh and ugly.
Speaker 3: What then am I gonna do? He has cleaning problem?
Speaker 3: Clean clean bathroom?
Speaker 1: Are you coming up there.
Speaker 3: One minute? You know, guys don't care either, like they
Speaker 3: will take a ship and suck you.
Speaker 5: Right, they do not care.
Speaker 1: That's disrespectful, and they'll tell you that I just do
Speaker 1: the bathroom good though.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 6: I know that.
Speaker 5: One time I was over a dude's house and I
Speaker 5: had ate something that was not achoy with me. Then
Speaker 5: I went to the bathroom and then I looked down
Speaker 5: and noticed my fucker in toilet. Baby, and then I
Speaker 5: one of the guests, and then I went to flush
Speaker 5: the toilet and that motherfucker didn't work either. That's not
Speaker 5: going to fucking welfare niggas in the open, you do right?
Speaker 5: I left. I just went home. I left. I left
Speaker 5: the house.
Speaker 3: They might have had you want to pain. No, that's
Speaker 3: all you gotta kind of like what do I do?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 1: I scoop it found.
Speaker 5: Out and I had this lip service podcast. She was
Speaker 5: talking on nasty you know, because she got such little
Speaker 5: baby face, so sweet like little cock and ball, and
Speaker 5: she was talking about shouldn't been scooping and all this,
Speaker 5: so swallen spitting.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I like you.
Speaker 4: He was a nasty little cotton bowl. You know what
Speaker 4: I want to ask, because nobody in here right is married? Okay,
Speaker 4: does anybody want to get married? Or do you feel
Speaker 4: like it's something that is not necessary? You could just
Speaker 4: be with somebody.
Speaker 5: I will never get married again, never? Never? Why is that?
Speaker 5: Because I like, uh, you know, because at this point
Speaker 5: in my life I would have to have a do
Speaker 5: a prenup for myself. You got to I got too
Speaker 5: much ship, and I I I can have a wonderful
Speaker 5: meaning from a relationship with somebody without getting married. I
Speaker 5: just I also don't feel like nobody is going to
Speaker 5: want to marry me at this stage. I don't think
Speaker 5: nobody's gonna fall so heading up had over heels in
Speaker 5: love with me at this stage that they want to
Speaker 5: marry me, then you got to be skeptical because you know,
Speaker 5: people know me and know me and all the time
Speaker 5: of ship which you want to marry before. We're doing fine,
Speaker 5: We're good, you know what I'm saying. So I just
Speaker 5: don't want to risk it. You know, I want to
Speaker 5: be able to if we break up, I just want
Speaker 5: to cuts you. I'll block you and do what I've
Speaker 5: been doing. Fuck you and unblocking. Fuck you, you bitch,
Speaker 5: and block you back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but at least you had the experience.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, I had a great marriage, my my I
Speaker 5: got married in ninety days. Didn't know him that well.
Speaker 5: And then after you know, if you leave a man
Speaker 5: at home too much on the road or whatever, it's
Speaker 5: like leaving the iron arm or leaving the water runner.
Speaker 5: It's a disaster. It's not a matter of if. It's
Speaker 5: when and he not knowing him. But this was, you know,
Speaker 5: twenty something years ago. He had a it was a
Speaker 5: crack up and doing he had a crack problem, and
Speaker 5: then left and then I didn't see him again for
Speaker 5: eleven years. Wow, we just got really physically divorced eight
Speaker 5: years ago.
Speaker 3: So were you trying to get divorced during that time
Speaker 3: but couldn't find him?
Speaker 5: No? Well yeah, I couldn't find him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then so finally, you know, we just did it,
Speaker 5: you know, with abandonment, like.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because you couldn't get sign the paper right.
Speaker 5: Right, right, right right.
Speaker 3: I have a question. I saw that used to refer
Speaker 3: to him as mister rarely.
Speaker 5: No, that's that's not true. Why do people say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I'm trying to figure that out.
Speaker 5: I'm like, why that's not true. I don't know where
Speaker 5: that came from. I never said that.
Speaker 3: No, you're talking saying you can't find to get a
Speaker 3: divorce on it was maybe because.
Speaker 5: He's no, I don't know that. Somebody else asked me.
Speaker 5: I don't know where that came from, some internet bullshit.
Speaker 3: He was the right, right, Yeah, sat, do y'all want
Speaker 3: to get married? I honestly, that's not it. I think
Speaker 3: you should, Oh, thank you. I would just want the
Speaker 3: reception with my you know part.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do like signing papers where if
Speaker 1: I'm not happy, I have to go through all this
Speaker 1: like yeah, like I don't want to do that honestly,
Speaker 1: Like I never grew up. I first of I didn't
Speaker 1: see it to want it, Like you know, sometimes you
Speaker 1: have to see things. I never seeing it to really
Speaker 1: want it. I never see in one that I felt like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want no, like I didn't. I've
Speaker 1: never aspired to be married. I've had kids young, so
Speaker 1: I already like skipped so many steps, but especially now, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Well, you know I did it and it was tray
Speaker 3: so I got in and I got the funk out quick.
Speaker 2: And I always said I would never I would never
Speaker 2: do it again, but I would do like a a
Speaker 2: love ceremony like we can have.
Speaker 3: We like each other. Look out, we're gonna every year,
Speaker 3: right and and I'll tell people my husband is. But
Speaker 3: I'm with you. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2: I really don't feel the need to sign papers. We
Speaker 2: could do a document that say if I.
Speaker 5: Die, Okay, Well, I just I think that y'all should
Speaker 5: not give up on getting married because you all look
Speaker 5: good and you're vital and sexual and all that you get.
Speaker 5: Be a old bitch my age, and let you know,
Speaker 5: the older black woman in America is the most underappreciated
Speaker 5: segment of America. And nobody wants us. The older men
Speaker 5: want younger bitches. The younger bitches want money. The men
Speaker 5: don't care. They'll pay, which makes them a trick or America.
Speaker 5: They don't care. The younger guys is trying to come up.
Speaker 5: They know we thirsty. They want to fuck us in
Speaker 5: the submission and stuff like that. So I'm good. I
Speaker 5: just want to smash and have some fun and go
Speaker 5: about my business.
Speaker 4: Do you like men to take control in the bedroom
Speaker 4: over you. What about do you like, like, do you
Speaker 4: like for people to talk crazy to you?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Show do you talk crazy to them like a mother?
Speaker 3: What's the craziest ship you ever said?
Speaker 5: I don't know, you know, I can't make it?
Speaker 3: What about like, do you does it bother you if
Speaker 3: somebody calls you bitch? No? Okay? Before like, I never like,
Speaker 3: no guy has ever called me a bitch.
Speaker 5: This guy was like, you don't know what you made
Speaker 5: over here? Yes, let me go to the ship.
Speaker 3: Don't call me fat? Like what you don't call me
Speaker 3: your nat dirty buse?
Speaker 5: You get carried away, mother, get carried away?
Speaker 3: No, don't go there.
Speaker 5: That would be weird.
Speaker 3: So you're okay with bitch but not whore. That's weird. Bitch.
Speaker 5: I feel like but not whore.
Speaker 3: No, I feel like like like you nasty, come here, slap.
Speaker 5: What we're supposed to call them?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop your bitch. I'm I'm, I'm yeah. I
Speaker 3: don't know. You can't call him. You can call him
Speaker 3: except yeah, but can you call him nigga?
Speaker 5: I know you say nigga?
Speaker 3: And what no?
Speaker 5: Because I mean, like I just the angelic look I
Speaker 5: look like a dirty bitch.
Speaker 3: So I look like now that like a sweetheart, and
Speaker 3: you are a sweetheart.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's a front.
Speaker 4: Now she is honestly, like when you know Luna and
Speaker 4: then you see her post and everything and you see
Speaker 4: her like she's very sweet and nice.
Speaker 5: I'm about my daughter, I'm about my paper and about
Speaker 5: making people happy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think that comes through yea. You know
Speaker 4: that said we don't got no pictures in here for
Speaker 4: you to draw on. But right last time I seen Lotu,
Speaker 4: now she did my way up.
Speaker 6: New York.
Speaker 5: That was.
Speaker 3: The time.
Speaker 5: It was. Yeah, that was the opportunity. All I did
Speaker 5: was draw some horns. I didn't even black out the
Speaker 5: toothf I'm meant.
Speaker 1: To do that.
Speaker 3: My producer Dan was out there like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: we have to get this all.
Speaker 5: I wondered what happened?
Speaker 4: You had some good celebrity stories too, like Charlie Murphy
Speaker 4: used to have print stories with James stories like you
Speaker 4: have some good ones.
Speaker 5: I do, but I refuse to answer the questions and
Speaker 5: the basis of Mike criminate me.
Speaker 1: I do, ye.
Speaker 3: And that means people got good stories on YouTube.
Speaker 5: They do, but I try to talk about them first. Okay,
Speaker 5: so they can't bust me.
Speaker 3: Out put it out there.
Speaker 4: When it comes to your documentary, how do you decide
Speaker 4: what you're gonna tell and not tell?
Speaker 5: Well, there is some shit I'm not telling, but it's
Speaker 5: only family related. Okay, that's the only ship.
Speaker 4: Because you also are friends with so many other comedians
Speaker 4: as well, and I'm sure you're gonna have stories about them.
Speaker 4: But sometimes people get offended when you don't know that
Speaker 4: they're gonna get offended to, Like it might be certain.
Speaker 5: Look shop, you're not gonna give me copy. Fuck up,
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say about nobody nothing.
Speaker 3: Shannon Sharp talk about blip service.
Speaker 5: In my documentary just My Life and well see, yeah,
Speaker 5: my life and how you know, how I got started
Speaker 5: and what makes me the way I am? You know,
Speaker 5: like I talk a lot about sex. Nobody ever asked why. Okay,
Speaker 5: well I talk about sex because I talk about what
Speaker 5: I know about. You know, I haven't just had pleasurable sex.
Speaker 5: I've had rape sex, I've had insect sex. I've had
Speaker 5: all that type of shit, And people need to know
Speaker 5: that even though you have had that, you don't have
Speaker 5: to get stuck there.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of a take in the power.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, and if people know who they are and
Speaker 5: if they see this, they will shut there. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: this bitch. I hope she'll say nothing about me. Well
Speaker 5: I won't, but you know who I'm talking. Sobody they
Speaker 5: know true?
Speaker 3: Have you ever shared it with with anybody?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: My sisters know, okay?
Speaker 3: And what do they say? Are they like you need
Speaker 3: or because.
Speaker 1: Sometimes people feel like, you know, it's important to well
Speaker 1: the rapes.
Speaker 5: I told everybody, right, I didn't hang on for twenty
Speaker 5: five fucking years. When I was seventeen, I got to
Speaker 5: use the bathroom. When I was seventeen, somebody touched me.
Speaker 5: If something happened to me, I told right now. But
Speaker 5: just nobody ever protected me, Okay, I told her.
Speaker 4: Why does that make you feel when you tell something
Speaker 4: and no one protects you? Because that's why I think
Speaker 4: it makes.
Speaker 5: You very shitty, very hateful, you know, because I grew
Speaker 5: into this partially mellow bitch. But I'm very very very
Speaker 5: very angry for a very very very long time about it.
Speaker 5: And that's why I got the original batgirl of comedy Monica.
Speaker 5: Because you know how bitches on reality shows me throwing
Speaker 5: glasses at the other bitches. I invented that shit. I'm
Speaker 5: like a major league picture when it comes to that.
Speaker 5: So they throw a glass and bitches and miss, if
Speaker 5: I throw a glass of chess, your teeth is on
Speaker 5: the floor. So I had to stop doing stuff like
Speaker 5: that and grow out of that because you know, I
Speaker 5: lived in Oakland, and Oakland is not like a punk
Speaker 5: based city at even for the women. You know, we
Speaker 5: very hardcore and don't like to take a lot of shit.
Speaker 5: And after things happened to you, you know, you just
Speaker 5: get a short fuse, you know, like we don't be
Speaker 5: like what did you mean when you said that? Somebody says, so,
Speaker 5: look the fuck you talking about bitie motherfuckers? And it's
Speaker 5: like that all the time. So I, you know, I
Speaker 5: found a way to curb that. But you know it's
Speaker 5: gonna it's gonna be pretty. It depends on how long,
Speaker 5: because you can only fit so much shit in so
Speaker 5: many hours of content. So every thing ain't gonna get told,
Speaker 5: but a lot of stuff will.
Speaker 1: How far along are you?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know. We have to have a you
Speaker 5: got another meeting, you know we were I don't know
Speaker 5: because I haven't you know, I don't know how far
Speaker 5: we are because it's sometimes a documentary can take years.
Speaker 3: To me, I absolutely can, and I think you should
Speaker 3: like take your time with it.
Speaker 5: We are it's my life. It's just going to be
Speaker 5: a legacy for my child.
Speaker 3: So I'm not just And are these things you shared
Speaker 3: with your daughter too? Yes?
Speaker 4: You know, not everything, not everything, okay, but some the
Speaker 4: stuff that she doesn't know that won't be in it
Speaker 4: or no, I won't okay, you think you'll feel like
Speaker 4: you ever had that sit down to kind of like
Speaker 4: let her know because sometimes, and I think a lot
Speaker 4: of times we can judge people without knowing the backstory
Speaker 4: of certain things that happen. I feel like a lot
Speaker 4: of reasons why we activate that we are that we do.
Speaker 4: People don't know why. Yeah, you know, And so that
Speaker 4: I said that it should make us less judgmental of
Speaker 4: other people too.
Speaker 5: See, when you do stand up, people hear you, but
Speaker 5: they don't really listen. Like if you say, oh my god,
Speaker 5: my dad used to dress up in Santa Claus every year,
Speaker 5: but I had to stop sitting on his lap because
Speaker 5: this dick would get hard. Everybody gonna laugh. Did you
Speaker 5: hear what they said? That's probably not a lie. It's
Speaker 5: probably not a joke. So people listen, but they don't listen.
Speaker 5: And we tell everything a lot of the time. We
Speaker 5: tell it to see if you catch it, and they
Speaker 5: never do. Right.
Speaker 2: People always ask me that way, is it any truth
Speaker 2: to you know, your jokes and your stand up.
Speaker 3: To what I say.
Speaker 2: I might say it in a different way or reference
Speaker 2: it in a third party or whatever.
Speaker 5: But but if you're not the type of person who
Speaker 5: write a joke and you're just telling your truth, then yeah,
Speaker 5: it's probably true.
Speaker 4: And Pam like, honestly, there was a period of time
Speaker 4: with Pam she went through a lot like and so
Speaker 4: I always commend you for being able to like be
Speaker 4: able to still keep pushing, because there's certain things that
Speaker 4: can happen in life that can make you feel like.
Speaker 3: You want to write, you know, just say I don't
Speaker 3: want to do this no more.
Speaker 5: Be in a female comic makes you lose a lot
Speaker 5: of your femininity because we have to fight so much. No,
Speaker 5: I'm not going to be in this dressing room. There's
Speaker 5: an ice machine in here. It is leaking, it stinks,
Speaker 5: and it's making noise. I'm not I'm not. This is
Speaker 5: not my dress room. No, I don't want half my
Speaker 5: money now and half of a wife. I said, I
Speaker 5: want to only castle and get there. Where the fuck
Speaker 5: is my paper? No, I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 5: fly on that airline. I told you I only fly.
Speaker 3: We have to fight all the advocate for yourself all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 5: All the time.
Speaker 2: At what point in your career did were you able
Speaker 2: to I guess like take a stand as like a
Speaker 2: female comic and.
Speaker 5: Not just I feel like the word no when you
Speaker 5: can find say no, that's very powerful, Like I said
Speaker 5: no to the Thing and the white and got it. Anyway,
Speaker 5: you have to be financially pretty sad, so if you
Speaker 5: say no and you miss an opportunity, you're okay with it.
Speaker 5: You have to have been so consistent in being a
Speaker 5: beast that they have to respect you even if they
Speaker 5: don't like you, and you have to be able to
Speaker 5: go toe to toe with any of these motherfucking men period. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's when I think things started to change for me.
Speaker 5: When I wasn't letting up, and I kept my foot
Speaker 5: on their neck and I kept showing up and kept
Speaker 5: killing it and kept having fan and kept having people
Speaker 5: who ride with me and who love me and stuff
Speaker 5: like that. I think that's when things change because I
Speaker 5: have spent my career being the business they whish would
Speaker 5: sit down and shut the fuck up and go away,
Speaker 5: but I never did.
Speaker 4: That's right, And now you put you got to put
Speaker 4: other people on right, you know, like Pam And you
Speaker 4: were saying you had a tough time.
Speaker 3: Yeah I did.
Speaker 2: I mean just because I life was really lifing. You know,
Speaker 2: in a probably in a five year span, I probably
Speaker 2: experienced shit that nobody have experienced.
Speaker 3: Like whoever had a kid that got kidnapped?
Speaker 5: Like me?
Speaker 2: You know, I had My son was kidnapped putting the
Speaker 2: trunk of a kakahar and left for dead. And then
Speaker 2: both of my parents died. Then my aunt, my uncle,
Speaker 2: my grandmother died. Then my daughter was in a terrible
Speaker 2: accident and broke her neck and broke up back like
Speaker 2: who Like it was just and this was like when
Speaker 2: I say, in a short amount of time, and through
Speaker 2: all of that, I was still like I was still
Speaker 2: hitting stages. I still wouldn't cancel a show.
Speaker 5: Do you feel like that was like your life right out?
Speaker 5: Let me go do this just for a moment. I
Speaker 5: don't to.
Speaker 3: This day, I think that that's still my thing.
Speaker 2: You know, I keep busy. I when the holidays come up,
Speaker 2: you know, I gotta I gotta be at a show.
Speaker 2: I gotta be on somebody's stage. I you know, the
Speaker 2: more time that I'm alone is when I think about it.
Speaker 5: Where you from Jersey?
Speaker 3: From Jersey, you know.
Speaker 2: So I realized that when I'm faced with being alone,
Speaker 2: like when my daughter and everybody leave the house and
Speaker 2: I'm in the house by myself, I'm in there like
Speaker 2: oh ship, because now I'm forced to think about it.
Speaker 5: If I don't like silence music, yes.
Speaker 3: If I'm driving home, I got to call somebody on
Speaker 3: my way home.
Speaker 5: Trying to radio play for music that I don't like silence,
Speaker 5: that's when the ship comes.
Speaker 2: So comedy is literally, you know, my outlet, you know.
Speaker 2: And I'm like you, I've been on stage since I
Speaker 2: was three, doing theater and stuff like that with my mom,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. So everything that I do
Speaker 2: is really a reflection of her, and that's what keeps
Speaker 2: me pushing. But I'm afraid to stop. I really am
Speaker 2: afraid to stop.
Speaker 5: So what would you stop for? Stop? Why? Right?
Speaker 2: Because there's there's no plan.
Speaker 5: Bloody and blood out like you.
Speaker 4: And it isn't it nice to see where lou neell
Speaker 4: is in her life to know that, like, yes, these
Speaker 4: are the process that you had to go through to
Speaker 4: get here, to know that, like.
Speaker 1: Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 5: Since I don't say that, you know, it's just a hamster,
Speaker 5: will you got to do like that? But every now
Speaker 5: and then you do got to jump off. Yeah, that's
Speaker 5: where the vacation come in because even the hamster get tired.
Speaker 5: You know, we're not machines with real people. With women,
Speaker 5: we need relationships, we need even if it's just more
Speaker 5: material you know what I'm saying. We need to do
Speaker 5: the girls thing or else you get merged in the guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because this comedy world is very male centrica I
Speaker 4: will say, like, just even when I go places and
Speaker 4: I like I go to you know, I go to
Speaker 4: comedy shows at the time.
Speaker 3: A lot of times I'd be like, where all the
Speaker 3: women at.
Speaker 5: They have comedy shows that have six men on them?
Speaker 5: But no, no, no six men.
Speaker 3: Oh not even the ones.
Speaker 5: They have comedy shows that have six men. But your
Speaker 5: audience is male and female, right, So why don't you
Speaker 5: have a representative for a female But the females are
Speaker 5: so used to see them. Man, they don't even buck
Speaker 5: buck about that. They don't even fight for that. You
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying. It doesn't make no sense to me,
Speaker 5: but I guess that they've been getting away with us
Speaker 5: so long. Like even if you walk down the street
Speaker 5: right now in your city, you anywhere, you say name
Speaker 5: my top your top ten favorite college, they're gonna name
Speaker 5: ten men. You'd be like, well, what about what about
Speaker 5: one to side about Jones Rivers? Oh yeah, because with
Speaker 5: the afterthought, it's no shad like.
Speaker 1: Top ten female comedians.
Speaker 4: They committee is top committee is automatically means men they
Speaker 4: can't name.
Speaker 2: But see, that's the thing about you know Lunel, is
Speaker 2: that she's considered a top comedian. Yeah, you know they
Speaker 2: don't well from in my little circle, what I hear,
Speaker 2: they don't really differentiate you and be like top female.
Speaker 2: It's just like you have gotten to that point where
Speaker 2: they be like Lunel.
Speaker 5: Because with me having this residency in Vegas, which I'm
Speaker 5: the only female with a comedy residency in Love Vegas,
Speaker 5: not just only black female, the only period. So my
Speaker 5: audience is male and female, and their tourists and They're
Speaker 5: not just from around the block, so you have to
Speaker 5: make everybody happy. And I feel like there's a thing
Speaker 5: called being guy funny. Guy funny is when even God,
Speaker 5: most of the time, when guys come to comedy shows,
Speaker 5: they're drug there by a girl, especially if it's her female.
Speaker 5: But if you can get to a point where guys
Speaker 5: would come see you even without a bitch, that's guy funny.
Speaker 5: That's you know, they want to hear you too, and
Speaker 5: that makes me very happy.
Speaker 4: Right But I love this and I want to I'm
Speaker 4: glad that you came today, Pam, because I knew this
Speaker 4: is you know, I got.
Speaker 3: A job tomorrow and I don't care. I had to
Speaker 3: fall down the flight of stairs tomorrow. I gotta go
Speaker 3: to work in the neck brace.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 3: They was like Lunelle. I was like, oh, yes, I
Speaker 3: gotta be here because I had to meet you.
Speaker 2: I met you some years ago at the Comic Comedy
Speaker 2: Convention or the Comics Rock Convention, and I was probably
Speaker 2: my first year in comedy.
Speaker 5: Whole flood does that, Hope Flood. She's in New York
Speaker 5: right now at the Book of Morning right now.
Speaker 3: So I'm not going to say I met you.
Speaker 5: I saw you in my mind.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I've seen I met Lunell.
Speaker 2: But we were there and you were up on the
Speaker 2: stage and you had like, you know, did a set
Speaker 2: and I was sitting here like.
Speaker 3: Oh ship. Back then, I was in my mom like
Speaker 3: I made it because I am in.
Speaker 5: A room with the same way when I was in
Speaker 5: the room with Wanda Sikes, the same way when I
Speaker 5: was in the room with Laura Hayes who was my peer,
Speaker 5: and she was there too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yo, so I'm trust me. I'm in all right now,
Speaker 2: like keeping my cool because I'm trying to.
Speaker 5: I received that, but I am like, as soon as
Speaker 5: these cameras go off.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about your injuries, right right, So she couldn't
Speaker 1: go to work. Yeah understand, God Kaylunell dot com because
Speaker 1: she is not You're actually gonna be in Jersey, so
Speaker 1: that might be something.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I love that, you know, because I did a
Speaker 5: commercial for it. I don't even know what the day
Speaker 5: today is?
Speaker 3: What's today? The twenty four? Twenty four?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, but yeah, so I just am so
Speaker 4: happy that Lunell, you finally made it. She was good
Speaker 4: on her word because I was like when are we
Speaker 4: going to get Lunell on the service? And you said,
Speaker 4: I want to come to your nasty podcast.
Speaker 3: You're nasty, but I love that. Shout out to the
Speaker 3: team from making it happen too and really.
Speaker 5: Staying a little later because I know it's tardy. You
Speaker 5: were trying to pride myself on not being that.
Speaker 1: But it's a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I want to go nowhere, that right here
Speaker 4: and wait Golderg, I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 3: We feel important. So thank you so much for coming.
Speaker 5: Of them.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I keep my word.
Speaker 3: I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: We love you lou now so much.
Speaker 5: Yes, thank you, ladies. And I want to hear more
Speaker 5: about this by sexuality anyway, I feel like she's about
Speaker 5: to talk about I want to hear some things.
Speaker 3: She's about to hear unicorn.
Speaker 2: All right, look, I got a show in Jersey. I'm
Speaker 2: actually headline in one woman show in Jersey on March sixteenth.
Speaker 2: So I'm giving away tickets. So yes, it's in South Orange,
Speaker 2: New Jersey.
Speaker 5: That's my parents show.
Speaker 2: Yes, if y'all want, we don't want to come to
Speaker 2: the show, shoot me, d m me and say lip service.
Speaker 2: I got about five sets of tickets. That's ten tickets
Speaker 2: I'm giving away, So check my Instagram. I am underscored,
Speaker 2: just pam, follow me, d m me, lip service, and
Speaker 2: I'm gon.
Speaker 1: Shoot, no, we're buying tickets to.
Speaker 3: Comb High School. Were outside the j U S T
Speaker 3: j U S t okay, I am, I'm all right.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Here, you can memorize your lines.
Speaker 1: You just got.
Speaker 3: Right there.
Speaker 1: That line
Speaker 5: It