Speaker 1: All right, welcome to Serial Killers number seventeen, Yes, seventeen,
Speaker 1: and guess who's here joining. Oh I'm Scotty B. That's
Speaker 1: Andrew there. This is Serial Killers, and Gandhi is here
Speaker 1: making a special guest appearance.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 3: I'm sad that you guys waited seventeen episodes to invite me,
Speaker 3: but that's fine.
Speaker 1: Well, you have to come up with a cute thing
Speaker 1: for seventeen because I do dumb things like number twelve
Speaker 1: was the Dirty dozen, thirteen was I don't know the
Speaker 1: bar mitzvah. Fifteen was our keen Sanira seventeen.
Speaker 3: You can see it rated oar movie.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, hold on, let's start with this. Okay. So
Speaker 1: that's Dave Brodie made us to intros and that's one
Speaker 1: of them. Okay, you know that was the song Thriller.
Speaker 3: I did know. I did know that it was thriller.
Speaker 3: I just was expecting it to rhyme.
Speaker 4: So it gets there. Oh, it just takes about two
Speaker 4: minutes and then by the time it's over, the cereals soggy.
Speaker 4: All the other stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, like I promised, episode seventeen is all about cookie.
Speaker 1: So this is the Chocolate Chip Cookie Challenge. And to
Speaker 1: my knowledge, there's only two cereals that are chocolate chip
Speaker 1: cookie e Okay, I can name one of them.
Speaker 4: What Cookie Crisp?
Speaker 1: Okay? Can you name the other? It's a new one.
Speaker 3: It's Chip's a Hoy type of thing.
Speaker 1: Ding ding ding?
Speaker 4: Did I say I wanted the chips a Hoy one?
Speaker 4: I feel like maybe you mentioned it on a past episode.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I want that, Yes, because
Speaker 1: it's one of the new post cereals that they have
Speaker 1: of every brand. So we did Nutter butter. They have
Speaker 1: nil awayfer and bananas, which I'm not sure if we're
Speaker 1: gonna try.
Speaker 4: I would like that you would I would like to
Speaker 4: try it.
Speaker 1: Okay, well maybe we will.
Speaker 4: So here comes the part of the episode Gandhi where
Speaker 4: Scott plays an old theme song to something I have
Speaker 4: no idea what it is, and then he'll ask you
Speaker 4: a random fact like did you know what color the
Speaker 4: wolf was? And the cookie cris commercial? Oh, and it's
Speaker 4: the most random thing.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to ask you. I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you because I know you don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Crisp, Okay, we'll go cook Cookie Crisp first,
Speaker 1: because that's the classic let me grab it out the
Speaker 1: bag by Cereal Sack. So here from Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: there's a note on this one. It's from my wife.
Speaker 3: The note says, I thought you don't eat cookies and
Speaker 3: cake question mark question mark? Hmmm two ten?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, in episode Sweet sixteen, I mentioned how I
Speaker 1: don't eat cookies or pastries or donuts or anything like
Speaker 1: that because I almost died one time. And so I
Speaker 1: guess my wife is saying that these are cookies, but
Speaker 1: they're not because they're cereal. And to prove that, let
Speaker 1: me play you an old commercial. So I have to
Speaker 1: tell you that Cookie Crisp started. It was probably the
Speaker 1: late seventies by cereal maker Rosston Purina that no longer exists.
Speaker 1: We discussed that in the last episode. And then dog
Speaker 1: food now, yeah they do. The original mascot was Cookie Jarvis.
Speaker 1: He was a wizard. Do you remember the wizard on
Speaker 1: the box of Cookie Crisp? No, you were always I
Speaker 1: don't Scott, you stoned as a kid too. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: So here here's Cookie Jarvis in an original Cookie Crisp
Speaker 1: ad from the seventies.
Speaker 5: Kids Kids Cookies for Breakfast. I love Cookie why didn't
Speaker 5: you say so? Oh, you can't have cookies for breakfast,
Speaker 5: but you can't have Poi brisks. You can have that
Speaker 5: crunchy cooking face with lots of traumity little cooking, but
Speaker 5: it's a cereal and part of a complete breakfast.
Speaker 1: So just remember this. No, you can't have cookies for breakfasts.
Speaker 1: You can't have cookie cook crisp cereal. You can have
Speaker 1: cookie crist See, they're not cookies.
Speaker 4: Guess what what the wizard lied to you? No, you're
Speaker 4: didn't cookies for breakfasts.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, then hilly cookies. A little bit later on,
Speaker 1: in around nineteen eighty or so, the cookie cop was introduced,
Speaker 1: and the cookie cook You have to remember the guys
Speaker 1: with the little bandit things in their eyes. You don't
Speaker 1: even remember that. How young are you two?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I know you just cited the seventies like we were alive.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: Every episode. You have to wait till he mentions a song.
Speaker 4: Do you remember the song within.
Speaker 5: The cook What are you doing scratching like cop?
Speaker 4: He's trying to see I love.
Speaker 1: Cookie crust anyway, So the cookie crip cook, the cookie crook,
Speaker 1: always tried to steal the cookie Crisp. Then the Cookie
Speaker 1: cop came and saved it so the kids could eat it. No,
Speaker 1: damn it you but the questions there are commercials from
Speaker 1: your okay fine nineteen Childhood nineteen ninety seven, Rawston Purina
Speaker 1: ceased to exist and sold it to General Mills. So
Speaker 1: then came what the hell was the name Chip? It
Speaker 1: was Chip the Dog. He was the mascot. And then
Speaker 1: they're like, we don't like Chip the Dog anymore, so
Speaker 1: now it's Chip the Wolf, and that's what's on this box,
Speaker 1: Chip the Wolf.
Speaker 4: And now the it's the one that goes Cookie Crisp.
Speaker 1: He's frightening. I don't think he's frightening, but I look
Speaker 1: on the back though, he's He's like, why is the
Speaker 1: tricks rabbit there? Is he gonna eat the rabbit?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean maybe he does, like a bump of cocaine.
Speaker 4: And then seat Cookie cris Like, I'm not gonna judge
Speaker 4: Chip's life.
Speaker 1: I think that we've talked about mascots enough. We're already
Speaker 1: six minutes in and we haven't tried a damn thing.
Speaker 1: Let's get to cookies.
Speaker 4: Wait, do you know what the what was it? What
Speaker 4: was the one that we reviewed on the last episode,
Speaker 4: it was this Grade sixteen. Yes, I like that you're
Speaker 4: referring to it as that.
Speaker 1: And it was honeybunn and donuts.
Speaker 4: Okay, No, it wasn't that one there. What's the one
Speaker 4: who has Wendell?
Speaker 1: Oh a cinema toast crunch. Wendell was the baker?
Speaker 4: Oh? Oh did you know that? Because Scott hyped it up,
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, everyone knows the baker. Guess what his
Speaker 4: name was? And I'm like, oh, who played the baker?
Speaker 4: It must have been a famous actor. He goes Wendell.
Speaker 1: But then but then I played mister Wendell and he
Speaker 1: was like, what's this mister Wendell from Arrested Development, mister
Speaker 1: wende Yeah.
Speaker 4: So you did better than me. I did not know
Speaker 4: the song.
Speaker 3: I know the song?
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: How are you enjoying your time on our podcast so far?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be completely honest, this has been some of
Speaker 3: my favorite seven minutes ever.
Speaker 1: You're lying, I love it. Would you like to use
Speaker 1: milk or half and half in this episode? Milk milk, babe,
Speaker 1: one percent milk, because that's where we are now. No
Speaker 1: more skim milk. Okay, the percentage of the milk actually
Speaker 1: changed the consistency of the cereal.
Speaker 3: You know it really are like a scientist.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean the thinner the milk, the creddy or
Speaker 1: the milk is you know you need like thick milk
Speaker 1: for good cereal milk. That's so disgusting. Ganda just pulled
Speaker 1: her gum out of her mouth and put it on
Speaker 1: the side of her cup.
Speaker 4: It did, So this is going to be some spearmint
Speaker 4: cookie cris for you fil.
Speaker 3: Drinking it out of the side, all right, so you're ready.
Speaker 4: I love the smell of cookie crist smells good.
Speaker 1: They did change the recipe in ninety seven when General
Speaker 1: Mills bought them. They changed the recipe. So this doesn't
Speaker 1: taste like your childhood, although you were a child in
Speaker 1: ninety seven, damn it, I wasn't.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, wine two things right, m hm hmm yep.
Speaker 3: Knough club, This tastes exactly like my childhood.
Speaker 4: Yep, I agree, so good.
Speaker 1: Not like mine because I was a child before nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety seven.
Speaker 4: Did they put like gasoline in it in the eighties?
Speaker 3: Yeah, our snack in a little bit of wrap.
Speaker 1: There were lots of carcinogens in it before they changed
Speaker 1: the recipe.
Speaker 4: I mean the company came a dog food company.
Speaker 1: Did you see bits of bubble or they would dumping
Speaker 1: the by products on the cookie crisp?
Speaker 3: This is good.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: Do you know our rating scale, nor So, a bowl
Speaker 4: is like a full star, a spoon is like a
Speaker 4: half a star, and it.
Speaker 1: Goes up to five balls, so you can do like
Speaker 1: three bowls in a spoon four bowls.
Speaker 4: You know, this gets four bowls from me.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give it four bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 1: And four bowls from me. What would be a five
Speaker 1: bowler for you? Like, what's your favorite? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have to have this cereal.
Speaker 3: It would probably be this one, but I want to
Speaker 3: hold out because I never like to commit to something
Speaker 3: all the way. Okay, yeah, there might be better in
Speaker 3: the world. I don't know. Haven't tried the other one yet.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a hint of brown to the milk,
Speaker 1: which I like because that means there's a little bit
Speaker 1: of cocoa.
Speaker 4: In there, like my skin.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to reach into my ceral sack and
Speaker 1: pull out the new cereal on this episode. And this
Speaker 1: is new from post original chips. Ahoy Cereal now Oh yeah. Now,
Speaker 1: if you look at the pictures on the front of
Speaker 1: the boxes, they look exactly the same. They do exactly
Speaker 1: the same. So there's some like fooling going on here.
Speaker 4: Is that what you say? They done?
Speaker 1: Did a goof Yes, yeah, done, goof chips. If you
Speaker 1: love chocolate chip cookies, and seriously, who doesn't try this
Speaker 1: chip off the old block, start your day with a
Speaker 1: cereal celebration that puts the taste of America's favorite chocolate
Speaker 1: chip cookie right into your breakfast ball.
Speaker 4: I want the one vegan listening right now to go.
Speaker 4: I don't like chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 1: Oh it smells like maple sniff right.
Speaker 4: Oh well, this is off to a rough start.
Speaker 1: It hit me as soon as I opened it. But
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you one thing. They look different in
Speaker 1: the cup, so on the box they look identical, but
Speaker 1: they're definitely different. They do look like little chips away cookies,
Speaker 1: but they smell overpoweringly. No, you're throwing that cup out.
Speaker 1: You can use the same spoon, but I'm not letting
Speaker 1: you use the same cut because the milk will taint it.
Speaker 4: Oh. Also, don't feel obligated to finish the whole. You
Speaker 4: have to he pours such giant amounts.
Speaker 1: I Miami poor.
Speaker 4: I don't finish it, and then but he does every
Speaker 4: single bowl.
Speaker 3: Oh so this is what's going on with the two ten?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, do we have to let people know what's
Speaker 1: going on there?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: In a nutshell, I'm a fatty, fatty two by four.
Speaker 1: Well not really, not even a little. No, so my
Speaker 1: weight teeters around two o five. So Andrew left these
Speaker 1: envelopes on my desk. If I get up to two ten,
Speaker 1: I get a special present. I'm not sure what's in there.
Speaker 1: I think there's a hot, open turkey sandwich in there.
Speaker 1: You're eating it? Why are you eating it? You're eating it?
Speaker 1: You're too ten?
Speaker 4: No, no, I can tell you exactly what this tastes like.
Speaker 4: Oh god, no, I don't want to do it now.
Speaker 4: It tastes like sliced turkey.
Speaker 1: What it does? It tastes like you're to meat.
Speaker 3: I hit it so much I don't want to follow.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, right, the bomb is not necessarily you
Speaker 1: don't have to. You have to swallow, but you don't
Speaker 1: have to take any more.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do one more bite. No, no, I could
Speaker 4: tell you it's not the slice turkey. My grandma made
Speaker 4: mashed potatoes that had bread grumb on it. This tastes
Speaker 4: like my grandma's mashed potatoes with bread grumbo.
Speaker 1: Which I like. They're very, very very different. They're really different.
Speaker 4: No, this gets a two bowls.
Speaker 3: I don't want to give it any bowls.
Speaker 4: Last I'm very dramatic.
Speaker 3: No bowls.
Speaker 1: Have it a spoon, one spoon, one spoon. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep going, hold on, maybe it'll get better.
Speaker 4: It's not gonna give This is the part of the
Speaker 4: episode where we say, Scott, you don't have to finish it.
Speaker 3: You don't have to finish it.
Speaker 1: Scott, I do could. I need to test the milk
Speaker 1: out everything.
Speaker 3: Even watching him eat it is upsetting me.
Speaker 4: It's like horrifying to watch the train wreck in slow motion.
Speaker 1: Milk in this one is good. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1: The milk is nice. Try the milk. No, you don't
Speaker 1: have to get any cereal. They just try the milk.
Speaker 4: It tastes like milk.
Speaker 1: Well, nope, still know I'm gonna go. I get the
Speaker 1: three balls.
Speaker 4: You're too generous. This is three balls, way too generous.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, it's a chocolate chip cookie,
Speaker 1: and I don't eat cookie. So if this is the
Speaker 1: only way I can get cookies, I'm in.
Speaker 4: You do eat cookies though, No, I don't you do.
Speaker 1: When the last time you saw me eat a cookie.
Speaker 4: You said today, if we could have a cookie, just
Speaker 4: I'll take the chocolate chips off of it eating chocolate.
Speaker 1: I'll eat the chocolate, but I won't eat the cookie.
Speaker 3: How does that factor into what you're doing?
Speaker 1: Listen, you guys can say this all you want, but
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I've lost twenty pounds
Speaker 1: by not eating pastries. I gained a lot back by
Speaker 1: eating other things. I guess our chocolate chip cookie episode
Speaker 1: was a success, except that nobody liked the chips. Ahoy,
Speaker 1: I kind of dug it. But that's good for you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I suppose so. Yeah. Congratulations to Cookie Crisp. And what
Speaker 1: the hell was his name, Cookie Varnish?
Speaker 4: What was his name, Cookie Varnish?
Speaker 1: What was the wizard's name that started it all? I
Speaker 1: forgot already.
Speaker 3: I wasn't listening, to be honest.
Speaker 4: Wendell, his name is Wendell.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll call him Wendell. Well, thank you to the
Speaker 1: cookie crook and the Cookie, Cop and Chip, both the
Speaker 1: dog and the wolf and the amazing wizard that started
Speaker 1: it way back in the seventies. Because you win. Congratulations.
Speaker 4: Is this an actual challenge because I feel like we
Speaker 4: didn't actually sit the ground rules.
Speaker 1: No, it was at Cookie Crisp one. So thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to this exciting episode of serial Killers. That's
Speaker 1: cyreal with a C. Follow us on Twitter at serial
Speaker 1: Killers PC.
Speaker 4: Wait, there's no bonus?
Speaker 1: No, not this time.
Speaker 4: Are you just waiting to surprise us with something?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 1: Do you want a bonus? Oh?
Speaker 4: He's gonna ask. No.
Speaker 1: I could give you a bonus, but it's like it's
Speaker 1: not it wouldn't be a good bonus.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not like sour Patch kids Cereal. So
Speaker 4: I mean, hold on, Oh get ready for this?
Speaker 1: You really want to go longer with this episode? I
Speaker 1: mean we're at like fifteen minutes already.
Speaker 4: We have a special guest. I feel like if you're
Speaker 4: tuned in, hello, it's a guest.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Okay, then here.
Speaker 4: We go serial Killers listener request.
Speaker 1: All right, So this was sent it to us by
Speaker 1: Johnny on Twitter. He wanted us to review. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me go into my sack GONI here's a secret.
Speaker 4: There is no listener Johnny on Twitter. It's just Scott.
Speaker 3: I feel so had.
Speaker 4: He's in a cereal sack so we can't see us.
Speaker 1: He's nut cheerios. It's a honey of an. Oh yay,
Speaker 1: it's honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 4: I love honey nut cheios.
Speaker 1: Did you not want to do this one?
Speaker 4: No, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I mean it's here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Did you want more of a reaction? Well? No.
Speaker 1: The thing is, though, in our last episode, we promised
Speaker 1: that we would never do super sweet and then just
Speaker 1: kind of sweet because it ruins everything. Like yesterday we
Speaker 1: did honeybun cereal or whenever the hell it was, and
Speaker 1: and the doughnut cereal, and then we did Kicks right
Speaker 1: after it, and so the kicks had no flavor because
Speaker 1: not sweet.
Speaker 3: You should have rearranged the order.
Speaker 1: Well, I was going to, but Andrew threw me for
Speaker 1: a loop. I wasn't gonna do it. I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: do honey out cheerios today. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, sorry it was in the microphone. Alright,
Speaker 1: I'll take that that. I'll take the top couple. Here,
Speaker 1: I took the top layer. Okay, dig down deep listen.
Speaker 2: If I knew the box, if I knew we were
Speaker 2: gonna if I knew we.
Speaker 1: Were going to do this, I would have had the
Speaker 1: commercial with the bee and everything. Because the bee has
Speaker 1: a name, I couldn't do any research.
Speaker 4: Is the bee just money?
Speaker 1: There's a prize in this one? No way?
Speaker 2: Look, wait a minute, there's a free stick on patch.
Speaker 2: We haven't had any cereals quo with the prize inside yet.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is the best thing of my life.
Speaker 1: Some sweating, however, it is just like it was when
Speaker 1: we were kids. The prize was wedged in between the
Speaker 1: like the box and the bag. You didn't have to
Speaker 1: dig to the bottom for it. But hold on, let's
Speaker 1: see what we got.
Speaker 4: Wait, what were you saying today about the prize where
Speaker 4: it was a full yo yo in the box?
Speaker 1: Whoa No. I did some research, and when we did
Speaker 1: the donuts cereal on the last episode, I said that
Speaker 1: there was a cereal in the eighties that tastes like
Speaker 1: in general. Mills made a cereal called powdered Donuts, and
Speaker 1: inside the box was a fricking dunkin yo yo, like
Speaker 1: a full size yo yo. That was the prize back
Speaker 1: in the eighties.
Speaker 4: And they didn't have choking hazards on the box. Isn't
Speaker 4: that cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could just swallow that thing. Hole. This is
Speaker 1: the coolest thing. It's an iron on patch from the
Speaker 1: Lion King. We got Simba.
Speaker 4: Oh that's great, I can iron it on my clothes.
Speaker 1: But the fact that there was a prize in the box,
Speaker 1: that's like, that's unheard of nowadays. You guys are dicks.
Speaker 4: Let's just say on.
Speaker 3: The fact that you burped into my get over it.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna mix up the cups and
Speaker 1: who knows which one the burp is in here? Look,
Speaker 1: I'm about to play the shell game, you know, No one,
Speaker 1: two three three two.
Speaker 3: I'm here to get poisoned.
Speaker 1: Oh which one is that? Maybe you got the burp?
Speaker 1: Here you go, Andrew, I'm using another spoon just to
Speaker 1: piss you off. Yeah, I'm right right, okay, ready we
Speaker 1: got one two three mm. That's pretty sweet. That's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just like I.
Speaker 1: Remember, tastes a little like burp.
Speaker 3: I think I got the burp cup.
Speaker 1: So you got a little bit of cookie crispin that.
Speaker 4: I like this one.
Speaker 1: I do too.
Speaker 4: This gets four balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna give it four balls now, I'm going
Speaker 1: to give it three balls in a spoon. If it
Speaker 1: had marshmallows in it, I'd give it four.
Speaker 4: He does this every episode. I wish it had marshmallows.
Speaker 4: I wish I had marshmallows. Half the cereals that have marshmallows.
Speaker 4: He's like, it's too sweet. Pick up your mind.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Three balls in a spoon like classic honey
Speaker 1: nut churios. It's good.
Speaker 4: Oh, here's a good question for you. Who would be
Speaker 4: on your Cereal Avengers kind of Oh here we go.
Speaker 3: Mmm from like the cereal boxes. Yes, I gotta go
Speaker 3: with Wendell.
Speaker 1: He's dead, you can come back.
Speaker 3: Okay, clearly you haven't seen Avengers. Maybe Fred and Barney
Speaker 3: from from Chocolate whatever, cocoa pebbles and then oh.
Speaker 4: Oh to can Sam.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's on my list too. Yeah.
Speaker 4: See serial Avengers. I feel like they need to do
Speaker 4: a crossover film.
Speaker 1: Now, all right, well this is a bonus episode, just
Speaker 1: so you know. You got so much extra in this episode.
Speaker 1: So you're welcome.
Speaker 4: Are you mistreating our listeners?
Speaker 1: No? No, that bonus is good, no extra charge.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what if we do bonus episodes? You
Speaker 4: know what we should do? Tell me be like guys
Speaker 4: this Wednesday. There's a prize inside.
Speaker 1: And that's the prize in the middle of the week.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm watching I'm watching art.
Speaker 1: You're a genius, Andrew. Thanks all right, well let's wrap
Speaker 1: it up. Thank you so much for listening to episode seventeen.
Speaker 1: Please follow us on Twitter at Serial Killers PC. That's
Speaker 1: Cereal with a C. I'm z Scott eb that's Andrew
Speaker 1: Pug and we also have baby Hot Sauce with us,
Speaker 1: so follow her too. Please. Thank you very much for listening.
Speaker 1: And next episode is oh, we're legal to vote anyway
Speaker 1: in the next episode.
Speaker 4: Also to serve in the military.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can't buy cigarettes or drink huh, but
Speaker 1: you can drive in most states. All right, we gotta
Speaker 1: go until next time. Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1: And crunch. Oh we say crunch at the end of
Speaker 1: each one, so okay, yeah, okay, one, two, three, Crunch