WEBVTT - It’s Not a Cookie…It’s Cereal! 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:05.239 All right, welcome to Serial Killers number seventeen, Yes, seventeen, 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:07.840 and guess who's here joining. Oh I'm Scotty B. That's 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:11.239 Andrew there. This is Serial Killers, and Gandhi is here 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:12.600 making a special guest appearance. 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:12.920 There. 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:15.560 I'm sad that you guys waited seventeen episodes to invite me, 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:16.000 but that's fine. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:17.439 Well, you have to come up with a cute thing 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.720 for seventeen because I do dumb things like number twelve 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:21.680 was the Dirty dozen, thirteen was I don't know the 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:25.520 bar mitzvah. Fifteen was our keen Sanira seventeen. 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:26.240 You can see it rated oar movie. 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:34.760 Okay, oh, hold on, let's start with this. Okay. So 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:39.080 that's Dave Brodie made us to intros and that's one 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:41.080 of them. Okay, you know that was the song Thriller. 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:43.199 I did know. I did know that it was thriller. 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:44.760 I just was expecting it to rhyme. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:48.080 So it gets there. Oh, it just takes about two 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:51.480 minutes and then by the time it's over, the cereals soggy. 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:52.960 All the other stuff. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:01:00.280 Well, like I promised, episode seventeen is all about cookie. 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:03.760 So this is the Chocolate Chip Cookie Challenge. And to 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:07.160 my knowledge, there's only two cereals that are chocolate chip 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:10.000 cookie e Okay, I can name one of them. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:11.360 What Cookie Crisp? 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:12.960 Okay? Can you name the other? It's a new one. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:15.000 It's Chip's a Hoy type of thing. 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:16.160 Ding ding ding? 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:18.440 Did I say I wanted the chips a Hoy one? 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:20.959 I feel like maybe you mentioned it on a past episode. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:22.559 And I was like, oh, I want that, Yes, because 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:25.679 it's one of the new post cereals that they have 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.600 of every brand. So we did Nutter butter. They have 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:30.720 nil awayfer and bananas, which I'm not sure if we're 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:31.160 gonna try. 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.080 I would like that you would I would like to 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:33.479 try it. 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:34.920 Okay, well maybe we will. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.800 So here comes the part of the episode Gandhi where 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.360 Scott plays an old theme song to something I have 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:42.160 no idea what it is, and then he'll ask you 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.720 a random fact like did you know what color the 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:48.000 wolf was? And the cookie cris commercial? Oh, and it's 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:48.800 the most random thing. 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:50.560 But I'm not going to ask you. I'm going to 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:52.040 tell you because I know you don't know what it is. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:56.000 So anyway, Crisp, Okay, we'll go cook Cookie Crisp first, 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:57.400 because that's the classic let me grab it out the 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:01.040 bag by Cereal Sack. So here from Oh my goodness, 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:04.400 there's a note on this one. It's from my wife. 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.880 The note says, I thought you don't eat cookies and 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:10.359 cake question mark question mark? Hmmm two ten? 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:15.120 Okay, Well, in episode Sweet sixteen, I mentioned how I 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.200 don't eat cookies or pastries or donuts or anything like 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:20.760 that because I almost died one time. And so I 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.480 guess my wife is saying that these are cookies, but 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:26.760 they're not because they're cereal. And to prove that, let 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:30.240 me play you an old commercial. So I have to 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:33.760 tell you that Cookie Crisp started. It was probably the 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:38.639 late seventies by cereal maker Rosston Purina that no longer exists. 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.080 We discussed that in the last episode. And then dog 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:45.200 food now, yeah they do. The original mascot was Cookie Jarvis. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.359 He was a wizard. Do you remember the wizard on 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:50.240 the box of Cookie Crisp? No, you were always I 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.880 don't Scott, you stoned as a kid too. Yeah, all right, 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:56.120 So here here's Cookie Jarvis in an original Cookie Crisp 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:57.600 ad from the seventies. 0:02:57.360 --> 0:03:01.440 Kids Kids Cookies for Breakfast. I love Cookie why didn't 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:04.679 you say so? Oh, you can't have cookies for breakfast, 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.600 but you can't have Poi brisks. You can have that 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:13.000 crunchy cooking face with lots of traumity little cooking, but 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:15.320 it's a cereal and part of a complete breakfast. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:19.720 So just remember this. No, you can't have cookies for breakfasts. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:24.320 You can't have cookie cook crisp cereal. You can have 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:26.760 cookie crist See, they're not cookies. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.919 Guess what what the wizard lied to you? No, you're 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:31.360 didn't cookies for breakfasts. 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.919 Okay, well, then hilly cookies. A little bit later on, 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:37.920 in around nineteen eighty or so, the cookie cop was introduced, 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.040 and the cookie cook You have to remember the guys 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:41.760 with the little bandit things in their eyes. You don't 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:43.680 even remember that. How young are you two? 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:44.000 No? 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:46.880 I know you just cited the seventies like we were alive. 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:47.760 I was. 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.320 Every episode. You have to wait till he mentions a song. 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:53.240 Do you remember the song within. 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:58.800 The cook What are you doing scratching like cop? 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:00.360 He's trying to see I love. 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.600 Cookie crust anyway, So the cookie crip cook, the cookie crook, 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.440 always tried to steal the cookie Crisp. Then the Cookie 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.360 cop came and saved it so the kids could eat it. No, 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:13.640 damn it you but the questions there are commercials from 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:17.960 your okay fine nineteen Childhood nineteen ninety seven, Rawston Purina 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:21.040 ceased to exist and sold it to General Mills. So 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:25.520 then came what the hell was the name Chip? It 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:28.360 was Chip the Dog. He was the mascot. And then 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:29.840 they're like, we don't like Chip the Dog anymore, so 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.400 now it's Chip the Wolf, and that's what's on this box, 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:33.039 Chip the Wolf. 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.599 And now the it's the one that goes Cookie Crisp. 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.600 He's frightening. I don't think he's frightening, but I look 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:41.440 on the back though, he's He's like, why is the 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:43.080 tricks rabbit there? Is he gonna eat the rabbit? 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:46.080 Yeah? I mean maybe he does, like a bump of cocaine. 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.880 And then seat Cookie cris Like, I'm not gonna judge 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:49.560 Chip's life. 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:54.159 I think that we've talked about mascots enough. We're already 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.760 six minutes in and we haven't tried a damn thing. 0:04:58.240 --> 0:04:59.200 Let's get to cookies. 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:02.720 Wait, do you know what the what was it? What 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:04.640 was the one that we reviewed on the last episode, 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.039 it was this Grade sixteen. Yes, I like that you're 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:09.920 referring to it as that. 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:12.160 And it was honeybunn and donuts. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.360 Okay, No, it wasn't that one there. What's the one 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:15.159 who has Wendell? 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.840 Oh a cinema toast crunch. Wendell was the baker? 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:20.479 Oh? Oh did you know that? Because Scott hyped it up, 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:22.960 He's like, oh, everyone knows the baker. Guess what his 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:25.360 name was? And I'm like, oh, who played the baker? 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.480 It must have been a famous actor. He goes Wendell. 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:29.960 But then but then I played mister Wendell and he 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:34.440 was like, what's this mister Wendell from Arrested Development, mister 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.560 wende Yeah. 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:39.479 So you did better than me. I did not know 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:39.839 the song. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:40.960 I know the song? 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:42.440 All right. 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:46.880 How are you enjoying your time on our podcast so far? 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.680 I'm gonna be completely honest, this has been some of 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:50.920 my favorite seven minutes ever. 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:54.000 You're lying, I love it. Would you like to use 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:57.520 milk or half and half in this episode? Milk milk, babe, 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:00.480 one percent milk, because that's where we are now. No 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:04.440 more skim milk. Okay, the percentage of the milk actually 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.320 changed the consistency of the cereal. 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:09.120 You know it really are like a scientist. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:11.320 Well, I mean the thinner the milk, the creddy or 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.280 the milk is you know you need like thick milk 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:16.360 for good cereal milk. That's so disgusting. Ganda just pulled 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:17.760 her gum out of her mouth and put it on 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:18.400 the side of her cup. 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:21.120 It did, So this is going to be some spearmint 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:22.640 cookie cris for you fil. 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:26.240 Drinking it out of the side, all right, so you're ready. 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:28.800 I love the smell of cookie crist smells good. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.719 They did change the recipe in ninety seven when General 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:33.919 Mills bought them. They changed the recipe. So this doesn't 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.920 taste like your childhood, although you were a child in 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:37.320 ninety seven, damn it, I wasn't. 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:43.280 Okay, sorry, wine two things right, m hm hmm yep. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:46.080 Knough club, This tastes exactly like my childhood. 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:47.479 Yep, I agree, so good. 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.559 Not like mine because I was a child before nineteen 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:50.160 ninety seven. 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.080 Did they put like gasoline in it in the eighties? 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:56.200 Yeah, our snack in a little bit of wrap. 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:58.520 There were lots of carcinogens in it before they changed 0:06:58.560 --> 0:06:59.159 the recipe. 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:01.000 I mean the company came a dog food company. 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:04.000 Did you see bits of bubble or they would dumping 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:05.479 the by products on the cookie crisp? 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:06.320 This is good. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:07.360 I like it. 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:13.000 Do you know our rating scale, nor So, a bowl 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.520 is like a full star, a spoon is like a 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:17.480 half a star, and it. 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.720 Goes up to five balls, so you can do like 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:21.920 three bowls in a spoon four bowls. 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.280 You know, this gets four bowls from me. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:26.520 I'm going to give it four bowls and a spoon. 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.480 And four bowls from me. What would be a five 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.680 bowler for you? Like, what's your favorite? Oh my god, 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:32.680 I have to have this cereal. 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:35.440 It would probably be this one, but I want to 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.480 hold out because I never like to commit to something 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:39.880 all the way. Okay, yeah, there might be better in 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:41.360 the world. I don't know. Haven't tried the other one yet. 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:43.120 You know, there's a hint of brown to the milk, 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:44.480 which I like because that means there's a little bit 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:45.080 of cocoa. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.960 In there, like my skin. 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:51.240 So I'm going to reach into my ceral sack and 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:53.720 pull out the new cereal on this episode. And this 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:58.600 is new from post original chips. Ahoy Cereal now Oh yeah. Now, 0:07:58.680 --> 0:07:59.880 if you look at the pictures on the front of 0:07:59.880 --> 0:08:03.640 the boxes, they look exactly the same. They do exactly 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:06.360 the same. So there's some like fooling going on here. 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:07.840 Is that what you say? They done? 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:15.160 Did a goof Yes, yeah, done, goof chips. If you 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:19.040 love chocolate chip cookies, and seriously, who doesn't try this 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.320 chip off the old block, start your day with a 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:23.960 cereal celebration that puts the taste of America's favorite chocolate 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:26.360 chip cookie right into your breakfast ball. 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:28.560 I want the one vegan listening right now to go. 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:30.400 I don't like chocolate chip cookies. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:36.840 Oh it smells like maple sniff right. 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:40.000 Oh well, this is off to a rough start. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:42.040 It hit me as soon as I opened it. But 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.160 and I'll tell you one thing. They look different in 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.200 the cup, so on the box they look identical, but 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:51.360 they're definitely different. They do look like little chips away cookies, 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:57.839 but they smell overpoweringly. No, you're throwing that cup out. 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.000 You can use the same spoon, but I'm not letting 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:01.880 you use the same cut because the milk will taint it. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:05.880 Oh. Also, don't feel obligated to finish the whole. You 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.560 have to he pours such giant amounts. 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:09.880 I Miami poor. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.840 I don't finish it, and then but he does every 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:13.439 single bowl. 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:17.160 Oh so this is what's going on with the two ten? 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:19.800 Yeah, okay, do we have to let people know what's 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:20.440 going on there? 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:21.080 Oh yeah? 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:24.000 In a nutshell, I'm a fatty, fatty two by four. 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:26.960 Well not really, not even a little. No, so my 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:29.400 weight teeters around two o five. So Andrew left these 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:31.760 envelopes on my desk. If I get up to two ten, 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.680 I get a special present. I'm not sure what's in there. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.240 I think there's a hot, open turkey sandwich in there. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:38.760 You're eating it? Why are you eating it? You're eating it? 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:40.040 You're too ten? 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.320 No, no, I can tell you exactly what this tastes like. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:45.959 Oh god, no, I don't want to do it now. 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:49.920 It tastes like sliced turkey. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:54.920 What it does? It tastes like you're to meat. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:56.559 I hit it so much I don't want to follow. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:10:02.080 All right, Well, right, the bomb is not necessarily you 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:03.559 don't have to. You have to swallow, but you don't 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:04.200 have to take any more. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:07.640 I'm gonna do one more bite. No, no, I could 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:11.880 tell you it's not the slice turkey. My grandma made 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:14.760 mashed potatoes that had bread grumb on it. This tastes 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:17.120 like my grandma's mashed potatoes with bread grumbo. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:20.880 Which I like. They're very, very very different. They're really different. 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.880 No, this gets a two bowls. 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:27.160 I don't want to give it any bowls. 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:28.840 Last I'm very dramatic. 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:29.400 No bowls. 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:33.000 Have it a spoon, one spoon, one spoon. Okay, I'm 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:34.880 gonna keep going, hold on, maybe it'll get better. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:38.079 It's not gonna give This is the part of the 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.600 episode where we say, Scott, you don't have to finish it. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:41.640 You don't have to finish it. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.320 Scott, I do could. I need to test the milk 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:46.120 out everything. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:49.400 Even watching him eat it is upsetting me. 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:53.480 It's like horrifying to watch the train wreck in slow motion. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.320 Milk in this one is good. I'll tell you that much. 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:58.480 The milk is nice. Try the milk. No, you don't 0:10:58.480 --> 0:10:59.840 have to get any cereal. They just try the milk. 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:01.520 It tastes like milk. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:05.719 Well, nope, still know I'm gonna go. I get the 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:06.280 three balls. 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:10.320 You're too generous. This is three balls, way too generous. 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:11.720 At the end of the day, it's a chocolate chip cookie, 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:12.840 and I don't eat cookie. So if this is the 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:14.280 only way I can get cookies, I'm in. 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:17.679 You do eat cookies though, No, I don't you do. 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:19.840 When the last time you saw me eat a cookie. 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.040 You said today, if we could have a cookie, just 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:25.160 I'll take the chocolate chips off of it eating chocolate. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.120 I'll eat the chocolate, but I won't eat the cookie. 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:29.280 How does that factor into what you're doing? 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:31.720 Listen, you guys can say this all you want, but 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:34.240 at the end of the day, I've lost twenty pounds 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:36.360 by not eating pastries. I gained a lot back by 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:40.559 eating other things. I guess our chocolate chip cookie episode 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:43.079 was a success, except that nobody liked the chips. Ahoy, 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:46.400 I kind of dug it. But that's good for you, Yeah, 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:53.560 I suppose so. Yeah. Congratulations to Cookie Crisp. And what 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:55.280 the hell was his name, Cookie Varnish? 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:58.040 What was his name, Cookie Varnish? 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:00.480 What was the wizard's name that started it all? I 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:01.320 forgot already. 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:03.120 I wasn't listening, to be honest. 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:04.720 Wendell, his name is Wendell. 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.440 Okay, we'll call him Wendell. Well, thank you to the 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:12.040 cookie crook and the Cookie, Cop and Chip, both the 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:15.240 dog and the wolf and the amazing wizard that started 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:19.360 it way back in the seventies. Because you win. Congratulations. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:21.800 Is this an actual challenge because I feel like we 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:23.280 didn't actually sit the ground rules. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:28.600 No, it was at Cookie Crisp one. So thank you 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:32.360 for listening to this exciting episode of serial Killers. That's 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:35.400 cyreal with a C. Follow us on Twitter at serial 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:36.240 Killers PC. 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:37.959 Wait, there's no bonus? 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:39.959 No, not this time. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.120 Are you just waiting to surprise us with something? 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:42.319 Hey? 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:43.840 Do you want a bonus? Oh? 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:45.560 He's gonna ask. No. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.840 I could give you a bonus, but it's like it's 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.480 not it wouldn't be a good bonus. 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.080 I mean, it's not like sour Patch kids Cereal. So 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:55.319 I mean, hold on, Oh get ready for this? 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:57.320 You really want to go longer with this episode? I 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:59.040 mean we're at like fifteen minutes already. 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.920 We have a special guest. I feel like if you're 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:03.440 tuned in, hello, it's a guest. 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:04.320 Hello, I'm here. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:05.559 Okay, then here. 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:09.440 We go serial Killers listener request. 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.920 All right, So this was sent it to us by 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:17.520 Johnny on Twitter. He wanted us to review. Hold on, 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.439 let me go into my sack GONI here's a secret. 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:24.080 There is no listener Johnny on Twitter. It's just Scott. 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:25.720 I feel so had. 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:28.360 He's in a cereal sack so we can't see us. 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:33.200 He's nut cheerios. It's a honey of an. Oh yay, 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:34.920 it's honey nut cheerios. 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:36.040 I love honey nut cheios. 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:37.080 Did you not want to do this one? 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:38.080 No, I'll do it. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:38.760 I mean it's here. 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:40.000 Yeah, why not? 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:41.160 Okay? 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:42.040 Oh? 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:43.679 Did you want more of a reaction? Well? No. 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:45.720 The thing is, though, in our last episode, we promised 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:48.000 that we would never do super sweet and then just 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:51.200 kind of sweet because it ruins everything. Like yesterday we 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.800 did honeybun cereal or whenever the hell it was, and 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:57.120 and the doughnut cereal, and then we did Kicks right 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.880 after it, and so the kicks had no flavor because 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:00.640 not sweet. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:02.600 You should have rearranged the order. 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:04.280 Well, I was going to, but Andrew threw me for 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:07.160 a loop. I wasn't gonna do it. I wasn't gonna 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:14.240 do honey out cheerios today. All right, here we go. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:25.080 Oh my god, sorry it was in the microphone. Alright, 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:27.880 I'll take that that. I'll take the top couple. Here, 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:35.120 I took the top layer. Okay, dig down deep listen. 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:38.480 If I knew the box, if I knew we were 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.480 gonna if I knew we. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:41.520 Were going to do this, I would have had the 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.960 commercial with the bee and everything. Because the bee has 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:45.440 a name, I couldn't do any research. 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:47.760 Is the bee just money? 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:51.040 There's a prize in this one? No way? 0:14:52.840 --> 0:15:00.600 Look, wait a minute, there's a free stick on patch. 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:04.720 We haven't had any cereals quo with the prize inside yet. 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:06.720 Oh my god, this is the best thing of my life. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:11.280 Some sweating, however, it is just like it was when 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:13.360 we were kids. The prize was wedged in between the 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:15.400 like the box and the bag. You didn't have to 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:16.840 dig to the bottom for it. But hold on, let's 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:17.480 see what we got. 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:20.200 Wait, what were you saying today about the prize where 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.040 it was a full yo yo in the box? 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.760 Whoa No. I did some research, and when we did 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.560 the donuts cereal on the last episode, I said that 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:29.240 there was a cereal in the eighties that tastes like 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:32.160 in general. Mills made a cereal called powdered Donuts, and 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:35.120 inside the box was a fricking dunkin yo yo, like 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:37.120 a full size yo yo. That was the prize back 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:38.080 in the eighties. 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.000 And they didn't have choking hazards on the box. Isn't 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:40.360 that cool? 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:42.640 Yeah, you could just swallow that thing. Hole. This is 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:44.920 the coolest thing. It's an iron on patch from the 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:47.160 Lion King. We got Simba. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.800 Oh that's great, I can iron it on my clothes. 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:53.840 But the fact that there was a prize in the box, 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:57.040 that's like, that's unheard of nowadays. You guys are dicks. 0:15:58.080 --> 0:15:58.920 Let's just say on. 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:01.160 The fact that you burped into my get over it. 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:02.760 You know what, I'm gonna mix up the cups and 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.480 who knows which one the burp is in here? Look, 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:09.000 I'm about to play the shell game, you know, No one, 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:10.760 two three three two. 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:12.320 I'm here to get poisoned. 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:14.240 Oh which one is that? Maybe you got the burp? 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:17.520 Here you go, Andrew, I'm using another spoon just to 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:22.640 piss you off. Yeah, I'm right right, okay, ready we 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:27.720 got one two three mm. That's pretty sweet. That's good. 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:29.920 Yeah, that's just like I. 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:31.560 Remember, tastes a little like burp. 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:32.760 I think I got the burp cup. 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:35.440 So you got a little bit of cookie crispin that. 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:38.600 I like this one. 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:39.200 I do too. 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:40.640 This gets four balls in a spoon. 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:44.280 Well, I'm gonna give it four balls now, I'm going 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:47.240 to give it three balls in a spoon. If it 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.440 had marshmallows in it, I'd give it four. 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:52.560 He does this every episode. I wish it had marshmallows. 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:55.119 I wish I had marshmallows. Half the cereals that have marshmallows. 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:57.240 He's like, it's too sweet. Pick up your mind. 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:00.800 I'm kidding. Three balls in a spoon like classic honey 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:02.160 nut churios. It's good. 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:05.440 Oh, here's a good question for you. Who would be 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:07.679 on your Cereal Avengers kind of Oh here we go. 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:11.119 Mmm from like the cereal boxes. Yes, I gotta go 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.600 with Wendell. 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.400 He's dead, you can come back. 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:21.720 Okay, clearly you haven't seen Avengers. Maybe Fred and Barney 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:25.800 from from Chocolate whatever, cocoa pebbles and then oh. 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:26.720