1 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know when you hear that, you know 2 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:17,120 Speaker 1: what it means. 3 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 2: Right, we're on, We're on it's another episode of well, 4 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 2: it's not another it's our first episode, the inaugural episode 5 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 2: of Tom the Tom and Grease nos Shows. So you 6 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 2: don't like to just be called Grease knows it's Cody. 7 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 3: Right, engineer, Cody Engineer, Cody Engineer, Cody boy. 8 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 2: Okay, but I just like, well, i'll call you since 9 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 2: we're doing a fun show based on an episode of 10 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 2: Hollywood Handbook that we both did. When when Hayes and 11 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 2: Sean were pitching us different show ideas, oh, pitching me 12 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,279 Speaker 2: different show ideas, and then at one point we ended 13 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 2: up being paired as a as a like a morning 14 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 2: radio team, Tom and Grease Noos because they I don't 15 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 2: call you Grease nose. They stuck that with you. I'm 16 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 2: running with it. 17 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 3: But yeah, I remember this. It was like, you're claim 18 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,959 Speaker 3: to fame in many ways a little bit. 19 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 2: We're already I'm not sure whose allegiance you're with there 20 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,320 Speaker 2: already a little troubling, of course, but we're going to 21 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 2: do this. They planted the seed. Now we are going 22 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 2: to record this. Yeah, we're going to record this episode 23 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 2: of the show and see what's what Maybe this is 24 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:36,199 Speaker 2: a thing, right, sure, sure as hell could be, because 25 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 2: there was a little taste of it for like that 26 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 2: five minutes when we did it. It was like I 27 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 2: remember looking at you and being like. 28 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 3: I couldn't see you really because this computer screen was 29 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 3: on the wed I do remember that well. 30 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 2: I remember looking at you being like, I think we 31 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 2: me and you have something going here. But apparently you 32 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 2: couldn't see me during that, so you it was not 33 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 2: it was not. 34 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 3: A re I felt it was more than energy. It 35 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 3: was sure radiating. 36 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 2: So you did feel it. Yeah, that there's a good 37 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 2: we have a good chemistry. 38 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's about confidence. 39 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 2: You know, it is about confidence. So what's going on? 40 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: Uh, Grease knows. 41 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 3: I mean, you know, running the board. It's night time 42 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 3: outside mm hmmm, and it's a it's a great day 43 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 3: for for Tom and and Grease knows. 44 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: Is our pilot. 45 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 4: It is the pilot. Yeah, guy, I'm gonna jump in. 46 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 4: This is this is his I'm here, I'm here in 47 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:37,240 Speaker 4: the studio. Uh, this is good. This is just starting 48 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 4: to heat up, you know. 49 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:39,119 Speaker 1: What I mean. 50 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 4: Sure, like we've just gotten into the part that I 51 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 4: think everyone has been waiting for and they had to 52 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 4: wait all this time while you sort of explored and 53 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 4: and and and found. 54 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 2: It like a dance, a little bit of a dance 55 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 2: between us. Well, let's go waltz as we're going forward 56 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 2: in this. I love the segment of Cody's day. What's 57 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 2: going on with Cody? Yeah, because he said it's a 58 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 2: great night. Yes, he said it's night and it's a 59 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 2: great day. So you like that part that it's currently 60 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 2: night and it's a great day. 61 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 4: And then right after that he said it was a 62 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 4: great day. And then he said something else at the 63 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 4: beginning I don't remember. Oh, he said he was running 64 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 4: the board. 65 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 2: I said, what's up? And he said, I'm running the board. Yes, 66 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,959 Speaker 2: it's night and it's a great day. 67 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 4: I just wish we could get into it fast, okay, And. 68 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 2: So we'll cut that first like four minutes out, yes, okay, 69 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 2: for the pilot. 70 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: As you sort of sure com around. 71 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll find it. We'll find it. 72 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: Okay. 73 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 3: I haven't even been recording for four minutes, so I'm 74 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 3: not sure why I said that. 75 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 2: So we'll probably lose the top two minutes okay there, 76 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 2: and then get right to please. 77 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:57,119 Speaker 3: Don't shut that yes, please, okay, let's go, Hey, shut 78 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 3: the door. Sorry, Okay, I'm clush for a little right now, 79 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 3: you are it's like starting to heat up a little. 80 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about that. 81 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 2: Claustrophobia is the topic for the first episode of Tom 82 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 2: and Grease. No, thank you this clauster phone. 83 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 4: Also, can I say that Tom and Grease knows the 84 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 4: thing we talked about it being Tom and eggs. 85 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 2: At one point when I was going to do when 86 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,159 Speaker 2: it was with Jim Florentine, then it was eggs Florentine. 87 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 2: But the closest sort of breakfast thing that we have 88 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 2: to work with. 89 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: Is Tom and eggs. 90 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 2: Okay, but you, of course eggs according to you guys, 91 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 2: yes that's the name you stuck me with. 92 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 4: Yes, you are eggs, and so in that case, to 93 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 4: Cody would have to be Tom. 94 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:50,480 Speaker 2: Well, look, maybe we find another thing that's like like 95 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 2: like something code eggs, like greasy a different breakfast thing, greasy. 96 00:04:55,240 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 3: Eggs, eggs benedictly like tom an eggs benedict. 97 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 4: I sort of like greasy eggs, grease nose eggs, grease 98 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 4: nose eggs like bonosey. 99 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 1: But it's grease Nose. 100 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:13,919 Speaker 4: But it's grease Nose Eggs. Okay, that's good, Okay, let's start. 101 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 4: Let's let's get right into it with Cody's day, you know, 102 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 4: like come off the top with the show title. 103 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: Sure, okay, Grease. 104 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:29,279 Speaker 4: And then we'll do it again Grease Nose Eggs. 105 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that sound. You hear that music? You know 106 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 2: what time it is. It's time for. 107 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 1: Grease Nose Eggs. And I am Eggs. 108 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 2: Tom Sharpling here with you tonight and always joined by 109 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:47,799 Speaker 2: my partner in crime, engineer Cody. 110 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, happy to be here. 111 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,480 Speaker 2: But Grease Knows is your name on this show? Well, 112 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 2: what's up tonight, Grease Knows. 113 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 3: I've just been thinking a lot about Grease being in 114 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:04,480 Speaker 3: the name of my my personality. Okay, not to get 115 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 3: too existential or heady, kind of in the top of 116 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 3: it like this, I mean, before Hayes cuts in, I'm 117 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 3: just gonna finish this thought. But why you guys call 118 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 3: me that again? 119 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 2: Well, I didn't come up with it, but according to 120 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 2: uh Hayes and Sean, you are a guy who goes 121 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 2: to the to the to the convenience store, the seven 122 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,600 Speaker 2: to eleven and you rub your greasy nose on lottery 123 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,479 Speaker 2: scratch off tickets and you can see what the winners 124 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 2: are because of the I guess the strength of the grease. 125 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: And I didn't come up with it to jump in. 126 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,679 Speaker 1: This is oh yeah, this is Hayes in the studio. 127 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 4: I'm shocked that you haven't made the connection between your 128 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 4: name being grease Nose and your your ability to produce 129 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 4: grease from your nose that you use to survive basically 130 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,360 Speaker 4: to make all the money you have. 131 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,279 Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's right. Yeah, that's what like, 132 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:02,120 Speaker 3: that's why scripts is they came. They they tried to 133 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 3: acquisition me as well, because. 134 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 4: I'm yes, the by yes, okay, by the tickets to 135 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 4: pull back the curtain. Yes, the buy out of ear 136 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 4: Wolf and Mineral Media is really an acquisition of your 137 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 4: ability to superhuman. 138 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 1: Do a production company. Grease Knows I have a DBA. 139 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 2: Okay, that's yeah, it's kind of like a production company. 140 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 2: But what if you just call it like Grease Snows Media, right, yeah, 141 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 2: Grease Snows Media presents Grease nos eggs. 142 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 3: I could see it sort of. 143 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 1: Okay, will you explain what a DBA? 144 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,000 Speaker 4: You know, we've run into this a lot of people 145 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 4: not understanding what the terminos. 146 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:53,280 Speaker 3: Shorthand for doing business as it's like a DBA grease nos. 147 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:56,040 Speaker 2: Or okay or tom, so you went to the bank. 148 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: You where did you go to the bank and get that? 149 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:06,119 Speaker 3: Actually he's legal Zoom dot com. Okay, So so how's 150 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 3: your day, tom? 151 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 2: Oh, it's been pretty good. I've had a fun Los 152 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 2: Angeles kind of day. 153 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 1: This can we cut this segment? Okay? One, how's your day? 154 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: Segment is good? And then what else? What else? 155 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 4: In terms of because segmentation is important, you know, obviously 156 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 4: important and it's recognizable touchstones. People know I'm going into 157 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 4: this segment that I like. Okay, so what else do 158 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 4: you guys have anything else? 159 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:34,320 Speaker 3: I also just say I'm better more like one word 160 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 3: kind of. I'm not like a I can't like make 161 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,760 Speaker 3: sentences that good. It's better if you like you do 162 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 3: a lot of the work. And then I'll just jump 163 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 3: in and say. 164 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like color commentary, Yeah yeah. 165 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,320 Speaker 3: And I could jump in and say yellow or blue 166 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:48,959 Speaker 3: or whatever you want. 167 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,640 Speaker 2: Sure, well that's not literally color com and you knew 168 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 2: it wasn't. But we're just gonna keep moving forward because 169 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 2: I want this show. I'm not here to just do this. 170 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:03,040 Speaker 2: This is not just some kind of dick around thing. 171 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 2: I'm trying to make this count. Okay, sorry, So the topic, uh, 172 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,360 Speaker 2: phobias the topic. 173 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 1: And now. 174 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 2: Grease knows you suffer from from a claustrophobia from what 175 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 2: I've heard. Yeah, you don't like those closed spaces. What's 176 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 2: it feel like when you're in a close where? Where 177 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,719 Speaker 2: does it feel like the walls are caving in on you? 178 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:27,440 Speaker 1: What's it like? 179 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:29,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just crushing me. 180 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:34,719 Speaker 4: Is this a segment? This is a repeated segment. I'm 181 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,240 Speaker 4: sorry that the segment is phobia? 182 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 1: Is the topic? 183 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,560 Speaker 2: Well, I figured we could get to know each it's 184 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,120 Speaker 2: the first episode of the show. We get to know 185 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,079 Speaker 2: each other a little bit. 186 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,800 Speaker 4: But a segment is like you you introduce it's like 187 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 4: a sort of a game, like you gamify the show 188 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,559 Speaker 4: and so people can play along at home. 189 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,720 Speaker 1: And you introduce with like a fun so we do 190 00:09:58,800 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 1: a game. 191 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, like you open up the whatever you know, like 192 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 4: a special box, a funny box of some kind, and. 193 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,720 Speaker 1: The game is inside. Do that for you to play? 194 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,080 Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna go to the topic box for 195 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 2: tonight and see what's in here, and uh. 196 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, there it goes little. 197 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,839 Speaker 4: You don't have to. By the way, I could see 198 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,240 Speaker 4: you're looking at a real tissue box. You don't have to. 199 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:26,679 Speaker 1: They don't use the topic box. Ye're going to use 200 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 1: it for sound. 201 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 4: But it's it's it's it's better because what if what 202 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,959 Speaker 4: if you start doing the show and there is no 203 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,439 Speaker 4: tissue box there? 204 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,360 Speaker 1: Could you then not do the topic That's a good problem. 205 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:38,560 Speaker 1: That's a good problem. 206 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,600 Speaker 4: But I'm gonna you know a good problem if the 207 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,320 Speaker 4: segment is derailed because you're because I'm fumbling around. 208 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,720 Speaker 1: Define, I wouldn't to hold I wouldn't be fumbling around. Okay, 209 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 1: definitely a new brig searching for a box. 210 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 2: I won't hold an actual box. All right, let's go 211 00:10:55,920 --> 00:11:02,080 Speaker 2: to the topic box. What's in here today? Oh? Phobia's hey, 212 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 2: Grease nows you got any phobias? 213 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:09,640 Speaker 3: Let me tell you brother, tight spaces? Yeah, not my friend. 214 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,600 Speaker 1: What do they call that? 215 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,800 Speaker 3: Claustrophobia? 216 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. What's that like? 217 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 2: It feels like the walls are closing on that you. 218 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 1: Huh. 219 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 2: They're like Star Wars when they were in the trash. 220 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. 221 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,720 Speaker 2: Actually, that's that's a remember that. 222 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,800 Speaker 3: That's a beautiful image. 223 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, can I sorry, can I just jump a podcasting 224 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:33,679 Speaker 4: tip when he says claustrophobia, this is you know, Scott 225 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:37,320 Speaker 4: Ackerman is like the king of this of claustrophobia, No, 226 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 4: not of claustrophobia. 227 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,559 Speaker 1: Like like if you said that to Scott. 228 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:45,200 Speaker 4: He would yes, and he would take the clause from 229 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 4: that and make a joke about Santa Claus like this 230 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:49,520 Speaker 4: is like. 231 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:52,080 Speaker 2: So you think it's we can just take pages from 232 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,840 Speaker 2: other shows? Is that what we should be doing? 233 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 1: I encourage you to do that. 234 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yes, So we're in the topic box right now? 235 00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:01,679 Speaker 2: What do we out here? Phobias? 236 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,240 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I didn't hear the introduction to the topic box, 237 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,640 Speaker 4: so I don't know I'm in there now, I know 238 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 4: I'm in there. 239 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 2: Hey, once again, we're gonna take a dip inside the 240 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,920 Speaker 2: topic box and check it out. And tonight's topic is, well, 241 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:19,520 Speaker 2: what's this, Oh, Phobia's play the fucking thing? 242 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:20,760 Speaker 1: Stupid? 243 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 4: What segment is this? What segment is this? Sound introducing? Yeah, 244 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,120 Speaker 4: I mean like you have to do that if you 245 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,960 Speaker 4: play this out you I don't want to curse on 246 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 4: the thing. 247 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,559 Speaker 2: I gotta say you pushed me very early to the 248 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 2: point where I'm cursing. I've prided myself on not cursing 249 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 2: on my own show. That apparently is flawed enough that 250 00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 2: Hayes and Sean had to tell me what I was 251 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,320 Speaker 2: doing wrong with that and why I'm doing this? Now 252 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,439 Speaker 2: you got me there really fast. 253 00:12:53,559 --> 00:12:54,800 Speaker 1: Had one thing to do. 254 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,200 Speaker 4: Okay, all right, let me to piggyback on your show 255 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 4: being flawed. Don't you know there is no show without 256 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,559 Speaker 4: Cody and so don't give him a learn a long leash. 257 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:10,520 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, let's reason, We'll reset, I apologize, we 258 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,400 Speaker 2: can edit it. Yeah, so we're just all of that 259 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,120 Speaker 2: is like, we'll just be deleted everything we've heard so far. 260 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,040 Speaker 2: All right, Hey, everybody, welcome back to the show. And 261 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,120 Speaker 2: uh it's it's said the clock on the wall says 262 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 2: it's time to go into the topic box and uh, 263 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 2: very nice. 264 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,360 Speaker 1: What do we got here? 265 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:35,560 Speaker 2: Tonight's topic phobias? Hey, you got any phobias there? Grease nos? 266 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, I have claustrophobia. 267 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 2: Claustrophobia is that a fear of Santa Claus coming down 268 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 2: the chimney? 269 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:42,960 Speaker 1: What are you scary? 270 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 2: He is going to bring you some presents you can't return? 271 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: Is that what that. 272 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,360 Speaker 3: Is is that how you meant it? Then he's like, Cody, 273 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,880 Speaker 3: you this is like real, just set up for you. 274 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,560 Speaker 4: This is Tom handing you an opportunity to really to 275 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,079 Speaker 4: continue on this run. 276 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,560 Speaker 3: I see how like I said, I'm not good at 277 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:05,560 Speaker 3: really at that. I'm better more at you know, a 278 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 3: couple words, keep it simple kind of thing. 279 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:16,319 Speaker 2: Okay, so pulling it back together here and that goddamn 280 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,800 Speaker 2: whatever that is, please fix it because it's really bothering me. 281 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:28,320 Speaker 2: The topic. Okay, claustrophobia. So you got that. Huh so 282 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 2: that's not a fear of sense. That's what closed some things, 283 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:35,240 Speaker 2: not a Santa Claus thing. Hell yeah, uh huh, hell yeah. 284 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:39,320 Speaker 2: I'm not sure you didn't answer the question when you said, 285 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,960 Speaker 2: hell yeah. 286 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 1: He is good. 287 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,160 Speaker 4: Sorry to jump in this is ha. He is good 288 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 4: at at one or two words. He is right about that. 289 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 4: That was a very well executed two word answer. 290 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 2: All right, So we're going back to the is this 291 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,400 Speaker 2: going well? Where would you how do you think we're 292 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:55,920 Speaker 2: doing here? 293 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 1: Uh? 294 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:01,360 Speaker 4: We actually need to take a break, see how we 295 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,680 Speaker 4: do with that. This is an important part of the show, 296 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 4: and you'll introduce the guests that you have coming up 297 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,720 Speaker 4: after the break, got a good guest and you know, 298 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,320 Speaker 4: keep people tune in for the ads, which is obviously 299 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 4: an important part. 300 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 3: That's the only way we really make money. 301 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,880 Speaker 1: So I'll play you. I'll play you into your ad 302 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,760 Speaker 1: break right now. 303 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 2: All right, everybody, we will be back on Grease Nose 304 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 2: Eggs with our special guest Jesse Thorne in studio. Let's 305 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 2: throw it over to some advertising. Don't go over okay, 306 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,640 Speaker 2: don't go over the thing. 307 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 1: And then he when the music's out, when you can 308 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: hear out. 309 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sweet sounds, sweet sounds. 310 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,720 Speaker 1: Sweet sounds. Here on Grease Nose Eggs. 311 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 2: Mom Tom Eggs Sharpening here and joined as always by 312 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:58,120 Speaker 2: my partner in crime, engineer Cody, otherwise known. 313 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 3: As the engineer lead engineer on Tom's Eggs Show, just 314 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:06,600 Speaker 3: like Mama used. 315 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:06,880 Speaker 1: To make him. 316 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 3: You know what I mean. 317 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,520 Speaker 2: Okay, we got a guest in studio. This guy is 318 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,200 Speaker 2: when you talk about podcasting, he is uh, he's one 319 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,880 Speaker 2: of the if if there's a if there's a mount 320 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,800 Speaker 2: rushmore of podcasting. His face goes up there right next 321 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:31,120 Speaker 2: to Carl Pilkington and girl and grammar Girl, please welcome 322 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,360 Speaker 2: to the show. We got the one and only Jesse Thorn. 323 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,800 Speaker 2: Thanks for coming by, Jesse. 324 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,320 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me. Thank you step 325 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 1: on them? Sorry, could you guys? 326 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:46,440 Speaker 4: Can I say, Tom, please don't reprimand Cody and you're 327 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 4: reprimanding me. Just do it, do it quietly because we 328 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 4: want the sure enough gentle Yes, do it with. 329 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,400 Speaker 2: Last time, you couldn't see me when I thought we 330 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 2: had something going on. 331 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 3: Now I can't see Jesse. 332 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,840 Speaker 1: Okay, and okay, so I and I. 333 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:05,880 Speaker 4: The other note is Jesse runs a very successful podcast company. 334 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:08,800 Speaker 4: There obviously could be an opportunity there. There could be 335 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,960 Speaker 4: a home for the grease nos eggs. But I don't 336 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:18,080 Speaker 4: want it to sound like you're begging. The introduction of 337 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:24,240 Speaker 4: Jesse was a little needy, like a slave ish. 338 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:29,159 Speaker 2: Okay, almost, Okay, let's start over, and so just to 339 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,600 Speaker 2: do it in a normal way, like it's just a 340 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 2: casual discussion between friends like yourn for a hundred percent. 341 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,720 Speaker 4: Gotcha, let's do it. Are we going back to the 342 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,119 Speaker 4: back to the theme. Let's just go back to the introduction. Yeah, 343 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,560 Speaker 4: I do like the theme. What is that flow rider 344 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,760 Speaker 4: featuring David Gueta. 345 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:51,400 Speaker 1: Don't look at Tom, Tom doesn't that uh it is? Yes, 346 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:52,879 Speaker 1: it's one of my favorite songs. 347 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:57,520 Speaker 2: Yes, we are joined in studio by the UH by 348 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,280 Speaker 2: Jesse Thorn, who might know him over at maxim him 349 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 2: fun dot Org. Host of Bullseye with Jesse Thorn and 350 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 2: Jordan Jesse Go Jordan Jesse or Jesse Jordan, Jordan jesse Go, 351 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:14,800 Speaker 2: Jordan Jesse. Thanks for coming by the show, Jesse. 352 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,760 Speaker 1: I'm glad to be here. Tom, thank you so much 353 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,359 Speaker 1: for having me. It's great, and thank you for having me. Cody, 354 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,679 Speaker 1: thank you, engineer Cody. 355 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:27,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, Grease nos Grease Yeah. Yeah, Well you're welcome and 356 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 3: thank you for coming coming by. 357 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 4: This might be a good place for the topic box, okay, 358 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,000 Speaker 4: to emerge when you feel it sort of cooling down 359 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:35,439 Speaker 4: like that? 360 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,240 Speaker 1: Make it grab? 361 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 2: Should we get any not a literal grab? Do I 362 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,280 Speaker 2: need to give any context to who Jesse is though? 363 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:46,400 Speaker 2: For like like some kind of like you do your 364 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 2: like tell. 365 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:51,600 Speaker 4: Us about your show, Jesse. Does that sound interesting? I 366 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 4: mean you do pretty well known? Yeah, it's almost this 367 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 4: is sulting. 368 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,399 Speaker 1: It is going to be podcast right, Yes, this is 369 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 1: kind so I think in the podcasting can unity, I'm 370 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,240 Speaker 1: pretty well known, you know. Okay, A reputation proceeds me, so, 371 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,960 Speaker 1: I don't think we need that much context. Okay, I 372 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,920 Speaker 1: mean a little bit of context if you want to. 373 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 2: Fair enough, Okay. In studio, we've got Jesse Thorn, the 374 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:19,399 Speaker 2: host of Bullseye with Jesse Thorn and Jordan jesse Go. 375 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,640 Speaker 2: You can find both of those over at maximum fun 376 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,320 Speaker 2: dot org. And welcome to the show, Jesse. 377 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,680 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me, Tom Good. Should 378 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,639 Speaker 1: we go to the topic now? Did I go too quickly? No? 379 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,400 Speaker 1: That was perfect. I would have said even a little 380 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:39,399 Speaker 1: bit sooner, Jesse. That sound is telling me. I'm not 381 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,240 Speaker 1: sure why it's taking you that when you do them. 382 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,640 Speaker 4: So when you when you point to codyah, do it 383 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,600 Speaker 4: ninety seconds before you want the. 384 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,960 Speaker 1: Sound okay to be made. 385 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,120 Speaker 2: Is he the engineer that watches television in here? Which 386 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:54,560 Speaker 2: one is that that watches Vice News? 387 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,280 Speaker 1: I've watched. 388 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,920 Speaker 4: I mean he watched Vice News once during a show. 389 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,919 Speaker 4: It's not like he he's you know, he's now he 390 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 4: watched his Vice News is one time? 391 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:03,880 Speaker 1: You know what's going on? Right now? 392 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,800 Speaker 2: He's emptying the trash on that computer and it is 393 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,200 Speaker 2: about fifteen percent of the way there. It's going to 394 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,840 Speaker 2: take three hours, so. 395 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,399 Speaker 4: That that's good because that means that there, Cody, I 396 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 4: assumed that there was something very incriminating in the trash 397 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,600 Speaker 4: that you had to get rid of, so. 398 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,119 Speaker 3: Something like that. I just I like to get a 399 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,120 Speaker 3: little housekeeping done sort of while I'm hosting. 400 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:32,560 Speaker 4: And that renders your computer unable to produce any other sounds. 401 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,360 Speaker 1: That way, we get that. 402 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,360 Speaker 3: Cool still recording. 403 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,920 Speaker 1: That's good, we get that coolo. That is good, good work. 404 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 3: Thanks, Here we. 405 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 2: Go, there we go, and that sound means it's time 406 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,639 Speaker 2: to go to the topic. 407 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 1: But I'm sorry to interrupt. I have a question. Okay, 408 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:48,639 Speaker 1: do you guys have any Kleenex? We do. 409 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:52,280 Speaker 2: Actually, here's this is independent of the topic box. 410 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,600 Speaker 1: Jesse, thank you so much. It's a box of. 411 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 2: Kleenex, which I was initially using as the topic box. 412 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,159 Speaker 2: And then Hayes reprimand. 413 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,960 Speaker 4: Well, see Jesse knows what to do. He's using he's 414 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,720 Speaker 4: creating a soundscape. So that was the sound of removing 415 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,679 Speaker 4: a Queenex from the box, you silently gripping it. 416 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,960 Speaker 1: If you if you want to hold up. 417 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,520 Speaker 4: A box, so oh here you walk it over to 418 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,760 Speaker 4: the mic so that people can also use. 419 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,760 Speaker 1: If you have a big sheet of aluminum or metal, 420 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,520 Speaker 1: you can shake that. 421 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 4: Okay, that's like a scary thunder, yeah, ok or for 422 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 4: thunder like tell scary rainy night in Los Angeles. 423 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:34,879 Speaker 2: And we're going to go to Grease Snows Eggs Stories 424 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,560 Speaker 2: of Terror. 425 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,760 Speaker 1: And again you don't have to mind shaking. But I'm 426 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,840 Speaker 1: fair enough. I did it. You're right, I was. 427 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,800 Speaker 3: I actually didn't mind shaking. It felt you were getting 428 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,040 Speaker 3: into it more. Thank you the energy of the room. 429 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,800 Speaker 1: See he's being very generous with you. Well that's what 430 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,760 Speaker 1: my partner is as created. Yes, that would be nice. 431 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:56,360 Speaker 1: That sound pointing the. 432 00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,320 Speaker 2: Sound we're gonna hear ninety seconds you ready, Okay, I 433 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:01,679 Speaker 2: don't know what that was? 434 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:06,119 Speaker 1: What was that? What was that? James Taylor live album. 435 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:14,480 Speaker 3: It's an audio file called sequence one, Sequence one, which 436 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 3: made sense. 437 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,680 Speaker 1: Well, that sound tell the moment because. 438 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,440 Speaker 3: It's the first sequence. 439 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,560 Speaker 1: Maybe see where let's go to the topic box. 440 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:27,399 Speaker 2: Please, there we go, Jesse Thorn, Welcome to Grease Nose Eggs, 441 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 2: and it's time to go to that old topic box 442 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,639 Speaker 2: and see what's going on in here. Well, what do 443 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:36,399 Speaker 2: we got here? Phobias is the topic tonight? And uh, Jesse, 444 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,120 Speaker 2: you got any phobias you suffer from? 445 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:40,680 Speaker 1: Anything. 446 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 3: Just scared of it. 447 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:46,840 Speaker 1: Tom, I don't like like infinity. I don't like the idea. 448 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,480 Speaker 1: I don't like to go to the beach and look 449 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 1: out over the water. I don't like to go to uh. 450 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,080 Speaker 1: I don't like to think about space. Okay, cars like 451 00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,239 Speaker 1: the car. We'll get you there, the the car. 452 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,200 Speaker 4: I tried to generously to quietly give you a note. 453 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,959 Speaker 4: When he says like infinity, you misinterpret that that he's 454 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,120 Speaker 4: talking about the brand of car. 455 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,920 Speaker 2: Let's do that, so, Jesse, what kind of phobias might 456 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 2: you have? 457 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 1: Spiders? 458 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,879 Speaker 2: Spiders? Okay, like Spider Man. Is that you're scared of? 459 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,879 Speaker 2: Like you're scared of uh. 460 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,440 Speaker 3: The spider car? 461 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,280 Speaker 2: What are you j Jonah Jamison? You're scared of Spider 462 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,679 Speaker 2: Man is going to come in here and show you 463 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 2: up again. 464 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:24,720 Speaker 1: Good? 465 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,960 Speaker 2: But yet you always hire him to take pictures of 466 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 2: Peter Parker, to take pictures of Spider Man. It's a 467 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 2: two way street. I'm not it's not really a two 468 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,560 Speaker 2: way street. He does not know that Peter Parker is 469 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,120 Speaker 2: Spider Man. 470 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,919 Speaker 1: No, no, but I'm saying for j Jones James to 471 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:42,560 Speaker 1: take pictures of Spider Man. Very bad, Thank you, Jesse. 472 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:47,280 Speaker 1: He hates the guy, but he really apologies. 473 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,719 Speaker 3: So that was unintentional. 474 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,320 Speaker 2: So other ones have been intentional. 475 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,760 Speaker 1: You've had full control to this point. 476 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:04,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, So you're scared of spiders. 477 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:05,119 Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, spiders in infinity. 478 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,760 Speaker 2: So you'd be what would you be scared of a 479 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,359 Speaker 2: spider driving in infinity? What would you see if you 480 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,359 Speaker 2: looked and you saw coming down the street and infinity 481 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,919 Speaker 2: and you're like, wait, there's nobody. 482 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,479 Speaker 1: Behind the wheel on that. 483 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,240 Speaker 2: And then you look in this very closely and there's 484 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:20,920 Speaker 2: a spider. 485 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,280 Speaker 1: Is it a big spider or a small spider? 486 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,560 Speaker 2: Could be a big spider, could be a bunch of 487 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,719 Speaker 2: spiders teaming up to drive a car, right, maybe forming 488 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,200 Speaker 2: the shape of a human that many spiders. 489 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 4: This is great, This is a riff. You have engaged 490 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:41,480 Speaker 4: in a riff. Funny hypothetical scenarios like this play extremely well. 491 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 4: You're giving Cody very little to do. 492 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 2: So is that a good thing that I'm giving him 493 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,040 Speaker 2: little to do? He's brought everything to a halt. 494 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,680 Speaker 4: It's actually a very it's a very bad thing. As 495 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 4: we know, there is no show. 496 00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 1: So just to Cody, if Cody, I know that you're 497 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,800 Speaker 1: a man, if you words, I'm just gonna pitch you 498 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,480 Speaker 1: a concept. It's like the spiders formed the shape of 499 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,600 Speaker 1: a man driving a car. What if there's more spiders 500 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,280 Speaker 1: forming the shape of a second man so they can 501 00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:15,399 Speaker 1: use the carpool lane. That's what you should have said, Cody. 502 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,919 Speaker 1: You still you still can't say it. Here we go. 503 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,200 Speaker 1: That's yes, Okay, this is gonna be fun. Cody pulling open. 504 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,000 Speaker 2: That's that sound tells me it's the topic box. Time 505 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:28,240 Speaker 2: for the topic box. And there's that fucking sound again, 506 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,680 Speaker 2: you fucking idiot. 507 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:39,800 Speaker 5: You couldn't you couldn't stop emptying the trash on that 508 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,440 Speaker 5: goddamn computer, which is why you're getting that sound. 509 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,760 Speaker 1: And you don't know is this the first time you 510 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,120 Speaker 1: ever worked with a computer. 511 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:53,920 Speaker 2: You're just like God, I I God, damn it, Yo, 512 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:58,119 Speaker 2: Now there is that's the topic box? And what's in 513 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,280 Speaker 2: the topic to I, Well, it looks like we got 514 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 2: phobias is in the box? And uh, Jesse Thorn, what 515 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 2: kind of phobias might you suffer from? 516 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 1: Spiders? Spiders? 517 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:09,400 Speaker 3: A little bit of rapnophobia? 518 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,760 Speaker 2: Well, Rack, that's what that is called grease nows. And 519 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,439 Speaker 2: so you're scared of what like spider. 520 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:20,159 Speaker 1: Man, No, not spider man, Tom, Okay, this is sorry, 521 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:24,040 Speaker 1: this is not going as well as it did before 522 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,200 Speaker 1: the first time. No, it's not obvious. 523 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,919 Speaker 3: Seem a little distressed, like it's not as natural. Yeah, 524 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:31,639 Speaker 3: are you okay? 525 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 1: Tom? 526 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:36,280 Speaker 2: I'm trying to hold it together because this co host 527 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:42,840 Speaker 2: of mine that you are. I'm gonna flip your. 528 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 1: Tom a couple. Uh. It is Cody's birthday on Monday. 529 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,840 Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah, I didn't want to bring it up. 530 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,280 Speaker 1: Okay. 531 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,120 Speaker 4: So this so why I bring that up is from 532 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,440 Speaker 4: the beginning, it would have been nice if this were. 533 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 1: My birthday a Cody, Yes, a Cody's birthday. Okay. Episode 534 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,320 Speaker 1: of the show. Great. 535 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:06,000 Speaker 2: Note that sound tells me it's the topic box. And 536 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,959 Speaker 2: what's in the topic box tonight? 537 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,120 Speaker 4: Oh? 538 00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,160 Speaker 1: It's birthdays? Birthdays? 539 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,560 Speaker 2: Anyone have a birthday coming up in the room. Who's 540 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:18,280 Speaker 2: got a birthday coming up? Just a little me, a 541 00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,879 Speaker 2: little old old Grease. No, he's got a birthday coming up. 542 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,960 Speaker 2: When's your birthday, Grease? 543 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:23,240 Speaker 1: Nos? 544 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:29,000 Speaker 2: Monday, Monday, Monday, So monday's your birthday? And what kind 545 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,640 Speaker 2: of birthday? Well, birthday? What kind of birthday plans you got? 546 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna go go camping. 547 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,159 Speaker 2: Camping, for your birthday? So what are you gonna eat 548 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 2: a cake out of bark? 549 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,880 Speaker 1: If I could consider it? That's great? 550 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,600 Speaker 4: That very thanks. You have a guest in the room. 551 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,960 Speaker 4: I was gonna loop him in on this. It's not 552 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,560 Speaker 4: my birthday, I understand, but you that looping in the 553 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 4: guests to celebrate Cody's birthday as well. 554 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea. Tom already it is not, 555 00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:02,920 Speaker 1: so shouldn't Cody just do the Yeah? I don't talk 556 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:03,840 Speaker 1: about that on the air. 557 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:08,360 Speaker 2: So anyway, let's go back to the topic box, and 558 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 2: it's birthdays. 559 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,480 Speaker 1: Who in the room? 560 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,239 Speaker 2: I know someone who has special little boy who has 561 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,320 Speaker 2: a birthday coming up this Monday. It's uh, my old partner, 562 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 2: Grease Nose has a birthday coming up. Happy birthdays, So 563 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,880 Speaker 2: Grease knows what are you gonna do for that birthday? 564 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,080 Speaker 1: How are you gonna celebrate it? 565 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,800 Speaker 3: I've been thinking a lot about that. I've had about 566 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:33,240 Speaker 3: a year. Just tell us to think on it. Yeah, 567 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 3: and I'm gonna go camping. 568 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,800 Speaker 1: Gonna go camping? Huh camping? 569 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,040 Speaker 2: So you're gonna gonna bring a cake with you? 570 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,080 Speaker 1: Now? What are you gonna make it? Like? 571 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,720 Speaker 2: Candles are gonna light a campfire. Is that gonna be 572 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 2: your your cake? I don't have anything. 573 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,320 Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna be. 574 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 4: You say, like something along the lines of you're gonna 575 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,400 Speaker 4: blow out a campfire. Yes, that's right, you're gonna blow 576 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,960 Speaker 4: out of the campfire being a cake was that was 577 00:28:59,000 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 4: a strange direction. 578 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,200 Speaker 3: And I keep wanting to get the spiders back into it. 579 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,960 Speaker 2: So okay, well we'll get him back. 580 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,000 Speaker 1: We'll get him back, guest. 581 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,479 Speaker 4: Let's play that Cody's strengths. He has something in the 582 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,480 Speaker 4: chamber for spiders. He's got something. I bet Cody what 583 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 4: Cody has we bring up spiders. I think Cody's going 584 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,120 Speaker 4: to hit home run. 585 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 1: Yes, I don't think there's any chance that if we 586 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:25,360 Speaker 1: bring up spiders. M hmm, it's gonna be anything less 587 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 1: than unqualified success. 588 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:33,600 Speaker 4: Because he specifically stopped the show to request a topic change, 589 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,720 Speaker 4: meaning that there must be. 590 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,320 Speaker 1: In that sound. 591 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,280 Speaker 2: If you don't fix it, I'm telling you, I'm not 592 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,920 Speaker 2: joking anymore. This is not for comedy anymore. I'm actually 593 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,040 Speaker 2: mad now at that thing. I'm gonna break your laptop. 594 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,960 Speaker 2: And I'm telling you this, when this spider thing comes 595 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,000 Speaker 2: your way, if you blow it, it's gonna be bad. 596 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,400 Speaker 2: We're gonna clear out a path for you. And you're 597 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,640 Speaker 2: a man of few words, but I'm telling you, when 598 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,960 Speaker 2: when it's that moment for you, you better hit it. 599 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:15,160 Speaker 1: Well. Okay, Cody, can I say something you'll wind? Yeah, Cody, 600 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,120 Speaker 1: I just want you to know that I really believe 601 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,960 Speaker 1: in you. I'm really excited about what you're about to do. 602 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,200 Speaker 1: And I can see in your eyes that this joke's 603 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:29,800 Speaker 1: going to be ten out of ten. And I, honestly, 604 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,280 Speaker 1: and Hayes, I don't know if this is something that's 605 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 1: appropriate to talking about you. I've had a tough couple 606 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,240 Speaker 1: of weeks before I came here. I got in a 607 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:44,479 Speaker 1: pretty big fight with my wife, and I lost some 608 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,280 Speaker 1: people that were close to me in an accident. And 609 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 1: I think that your spider joke, I just I think 610 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 1: that it might be what I need to hear right now. 611 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 1: And I'm so grateful to you for volunteering. What I'm 612 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,840 Speaker 1: sure is you know something very close to the heart 613 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:14,960 Speaker 1: of you, probably the greatest creative work of which you're capable, 614 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,560 Speaker 1: volunteering to share it with me here in a time 615 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,600 Speaker 1: when I really need it. So thanks, thank you, go ahead, 616 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,400 Speaker 1: thank you for that I appreciate it. I got a 617 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,200 Speaker 1: little he was, I mean, he looked. I just wanted 618 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:33,479 Speaker 1: him to know that. I. I guess if you can 619 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:38,400 Speaker 1: be frank in so many words, I love you. And 620 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:43,480 Speaker 1: he looks like he's continuing to think very hard, which 621 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 1: I think is a good sign that he's not settling 622 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,080 Speaker 1: on just the great first thing he had. He's continuing 623 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,160 Speaker 1: to refine it and make it even better as his 624 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,880 Speaker 1: mouth sort of hands. That's all that and concentration. Should 625 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,560 Speaker 1: I run it again? Run? Yes? You should have pointed 626 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,880 Speaker 1: at Cody ninety seconds ago. 627 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:06,240 Speaker 2: Okay, there, he's got it. You you got it? Queue up. Yes, 628 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,720 Speaker 2: I'm not giving you this ninety seconds anymore. 629 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,320 Speaker 3: When I points your funeral buddy. 630 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,400 Speaker 1: But okay, no, no, it is your funeral. 631 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,960 Speaker 6: No, it's your it's your funeral, buddy. You won't reach 632 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,560 Speaker 6: that birthday. You'll you'll come up a couple of days 633 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:26,560 Speaker 6: short if you miss this thing up. Wow, WHOA I 634 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 6: want this show to succeed. 635 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,719 Speaker 1: Well, okay, it's a podcast. You're not gonna kill Cody? No? No, 636 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,120 Speaker 1: look is it that bad? You know? 637 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,480 Speaker 2: I'm not to podcast trying to with guys like this, though, 638 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,840 Speaker 2: Jesse's trying the touchy feely thing, and that works to 639 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,479 Speaker 2: a point. But a guy like this is just asking 640 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,600 Speaker 2: for somebody to knock him around a little bit and 641 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,760 Speaker 2: put a little bit of fear in him to give 642 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,160 Speaker 2: you what you need, you know what I mean. 643 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 4: And you said you were going to break his laptop 644 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,640 Speaker 4: and it is clearly already broken. 645 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,600 Speaker 3: So it's a script's laptop too. 646 00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:02,680 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So that top the sound is telling me 647 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:09,440 Speaker 2: that it is time to revisit the topic box. And 648 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,520 Speaker 2: what's we got going in here tonight? What's this say? Birthdays? 649 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:14,320 Speaker 1: Oh? 650 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,080 Speaker 2: I wonder if anybody in this room has a birthday 651 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:17,640 Speaker 2: coming up? 652 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,280 Speaker 3: Yes, sir, I would be the guilty one. 653 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:21,400 Speaker 1: Grease. 654 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:28,160 Speaker 2: Grease knows his birthday. Grease knows what birthday plans you got. 655 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,640 Speaker 3: I'm gonna head out to uh out of the desert, 656 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,280 Speaker 3: and I'm gonna hit the campgrounds. 657 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna You didn't need to add the desert 658 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,600 Speaker 2: into the thing, because that's splitting the So you're gonna 659 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 2: go camping? Hi, are you gonna uh maybe do a 660 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,000 Speaker 2: You're gonna blow out a campfire instead. 661 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,120 Speaker 1: Of a cake. 662 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 3: I'm gonna try. 663 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:53,000 Speaker 2: And then what if somebody you, Jesse Thorn any fears. Wait, 664 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:53,760 Speaker 2: we're not doing fears. 665 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,640 Speaker 1: Another thing. I'm afraid as fighters with the campfire thing 666 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,160 Speaker 1: killed me. 667 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,719 Speaker 4: Let him see and that's a good podcast laugh, and 668 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,400 Speaker 4: so let him finish his podcast laugh before was. 669 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,480 Speaker 1: That a good podcast? Laugh? That sounds it a little 670 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,160 Speaker 1: much to me. No, no, no, it's a great love 671 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,040 Speaker 1: to have fun with me. 672 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,799 Speaker 2: Oh no, people do love to have fun with you. 673 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,040 Speaker 2: I'm just saying that's not your natural laugh. We all 674 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:22,840 Speaker 2: know that that's not either. Is that what's expected of 675 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,600 Speaker 2: people doing podcasts now? 676 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,719 Speaker 4: Because that's the only thing that makes other people laugh? 677 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,120 Speaker 1: People? 678 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,680 Speaker 4: Who is the sound of laughter? Look, grammar girl doesn't 679 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,320 Speaker 4: do that. But we're talking about fun podcast. 680 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,719 Speaker 2: Okay, Like, just give me an example of a fun podcast. 681 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,160 Speaker 1: Car talk, car Talk. Well, let's not. 682 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,040 Speaker 2: That's a radio shows. 683 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,799 Speaker 3: It's available by podcast, Okay, not originally though it's not 684 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,400 Speaker 3: originally broadcasted as a podcast. It's actually radio. 685 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,560 Speaker 1: Is that a radio show? Yeah? Radio? Heyes? 686 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,600 Speaker 2: What should we be thinking of in terms of like 687 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,840 Speaker 2: the kind of laughter from a podcast? 688 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,640 Speaker 4: One thing that I'm sort of I was expecting, but 689 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,880 Speaker 4: the opening of the topic box that the topic was 690 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,759 Speaker 4: going to be something that would have brought us to 691 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,760 Speaker 4: the spider topic. 692 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,200 Speaker 2: I was almost there and then Jesse did that goddamn 693 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,480 Speaker 2: fake laugh that knocked me so far. 694 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,640 Speaker 1: Now I have a feeling we've potentially lost Tom. 695 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:24,399 Speaker 4: I apologize major markets for this show, for enjoying a 696 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,719 Speaker 4: great gag. 697 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,120 Speaker 2: The blowing out the campfire gag. 698 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,920 Speaker 1: That. Yes, it's a great fun It was funny. It 699 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:39,279 Speaker 1: was funny. So that sound tells me. You have to 700 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,200 Speaker 1: hear the sound first, Mud. 701 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:42,880 Speaker 3: I'm. 702 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,759 Speaker 2: That tells me it sounded the topic box. We're going 703 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,919 Speaker 2: to go check it out and see what's in here. Well, 704 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,799 Speaker 2: look at this. How about this? Two topics coming out 705 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,200 Speaker 2: at the same time. Happens once in a while, and 706 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,400 Speaker 2: this happened. Now we've got dual tops. We've got birthdays 707 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,239 Speaker 2: and phobias on the table at the same time. Who's 708 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,480 Speaker 2: got first? First things first, who in the room's got 709 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,000 Speaker 2: a birthday coming up? That's me, Cody. You got a 710 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,520 Speaker 2: birtha What are you gonna do for that birthday? 711 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,080 Speaker 3: Heading out to the campsites? 712 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:10,800 Speaker 1: Camp sites? 713 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,520 Speaker 2: You're gonna bring a cake out there, or you're gonna 714 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,799 Speaker 2: blow out your campfire. 715 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,320 Speaker 3: Probably blow the campfire. 716 00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:18,319 Speaker 1: That's good. Thank you for. 717 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,840 Speaker 2: In a little bit, Jesse. What what do you think 718 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,400 Speaker 2: in terms of your fears? Jesse, any fears, any phobias? Spiders, spiders, 719 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,080 Speaker 2: So you're scared of spiders? Are scared of spider man? 720 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:38,120 Speaker 1: No, just the Tom, Just think just spiders. 721 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,200 Speaker 2: Just spiders, any other phobias? Infinity infinity? Now what if 722 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,520 Speaker 2: you saw a spider driving in infinity? 723 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,320 Speaker 1: Oh? Are we talking about one big spider? 724 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,719 Speaker 2: Well, no, we'd be taught what it could be one 725 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,120 Speaker 2: big spider or could be a bunch of different spiders 726 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,840 Speaker 2: adding up to take the shape of a human. 727 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,719 Speaker 3: Tom, I thought we were gonna go to my thing. 728 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:03,280 Speaker 1: I saw. Now here's what I saw, Cody. 729 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,759 Speaker 2: The thing about the the Are we going to my thing? 730 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:06,960 Speaker 3: Now? 731 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:08,279 Speaker 1: Yeah? 732 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,440 Speaker 2: The thing about the the lane, Cody. 733 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,319 Speaker 1: The last thing I want to do have gone a 734 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,200 Speaker 1: little the The last thing I want to do is 735 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,359 Speaker 1: tell you how to do your job, but tell who 736 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,560 Speaker 1: anyone is the last thing I would do, but very humble. 737 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,399 Speaker 1: It's one of my best qualities. But before you say 738 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna do that was a joke. Tom. 739 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,160 Speaker 1: And so if you could. 740 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:37,200 Speaker 2: Soga, is that the that there's a new sound you found? 741 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,680 Speaker 2: You found a new one you're gonna But anyway, what 742 00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:42,240 Speaker 2: are you saying? 743 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,719 Speaker 1: I was saying, there's a part of me that wonders 744 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:53,719 Speaker 1: whether Cody just has like a Macintosh Classic and he's 745 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,240 Speaker 1: going through the installed sounds. 746 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, guys, come on. 747 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,800 Speaker 1: Grayscale monitor speaking for it's a it's a Cleariss Works 748 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:11,839 Speaker 1: piano app. So it's running it on his Amiga. 749 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:20,200 Speaker 2: I told you when it was coming. He pointed to you, Cody, 750 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,600 Speaker 2: when it was the thing, you better hit it. 751 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,759 Speaker 3: I thought the point was not it. 752 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 1: Now is the time I feel like I really stood 753 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,960 Speaker 1: up for you, Cody. You did? Do you remember that? Happy? Was? 754 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,560 Speaker 3: Can we try to do it now? 755 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,919 Speaker 1: Was the thing? Is the thing that you want to do? 756 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,719 Speaker 4: Is it the thing that Jesse presented to you or 757 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,440 Speaker 4: is it your own He's. 758 00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,680 Speaker 1: Going to say the thing about the carpool. I don't 759 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,440 Speaker 1: know that. I don't sure. I think he might have 760 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:46,319 Speaker 1: his own thing. 761 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,279 Speaker 2: Well, what would that be? I want to hear this 762 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,040 Speaker 2: before you say it, because. 763 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,600 Speaker 4: I realize I'd like it to be set up in 764 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,480 Speaker 4: the in the moment, in the moment, is it your 765 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:55,960 Speaker 4: own thing? 766 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,480 Speaker 1: Cody? Is it your own thing? On Spiders? Yeah? 767 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,960 Speaker 4: So tell Tom what that I deal setup would be 768 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,800 Speaker 4: in this. I would love this to be a conversation 769 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,920 Speaker 4: that happens before the show where time you go to 770 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,920 Speaker 4: Cody and say what setups can I put on schedule 771 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,040 Speaker 4: for you? And so, Cody, what's what? 772 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:12,160 Speaker 5: What? 773 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,520 Speaker 1: What should actually want to I want to hear this 774 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,200 Speaker 1: in real. 775 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,799 Speaker 3: Fresh so so Tom, like, like I was saying, Jesse 776 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,560 Speaker 3: was telling me earlier about his some really bad personal 777 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,000 Speaker 3: stuff he's going through and it's like kind of a 778 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,840 Speaker 3: rough time for him, rough past with the wife and 779 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,720 Speaker 3: with the family and a big accident ling or whatever. 780 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,080 Speaker 3: But I wanted to sort of address like maybe his 781 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:43,160 Speaker 3: phobias are infinity spiders. Maybe it's all related to his 782 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,960 Speaker 3: overarching fear of mortality and death. 783 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:46,839 Speaker 2: Mm hmm. 784 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,480 Speaker 3: So I just I thought maybe like that was my 785 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,480 Speaker 3: you point me, I'll bring that up and ask him. 786 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,080 Speaker 2: Like, Okay, all right, do you think it'll work. 787 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:03,880 Speaker 3: I don't know if it will work, but to try. 788 00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:06,719 Speaker 2: You gotta though you're a man of few words, you 789 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:11,960 Speaker 2: better choose all of them correctly, because again I know, yeah, look, yes, 790 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,360 Speaker 2: I'm not going to kill you over a podcast that 791 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,880 Speaker 2: was just a gag hot or whatever. It was a gig, Yes, 792 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,640 Speaker 2: But I do want this to succeed. I'm tired of 793 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,239 Speaker 2: being outside looking in on this. This is like my 794 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:30,600 Speaker 2: last shot this show, This grease nose eggs thing, this 795 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,040 Speaker 2: is pretty much all I've got. I only got like 796 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,640 Speaker 2: a I feel like a like a used car salesman 797 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,799 Speaker 2: or something like I gotta saw one more car or 798 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,600 Speaker 2: something like that. 799 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,279 Speaker 4: Can I point something at Cody now? I am looking 800 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,840 Speaker 4: forward to this. I think this is gonna go great. 801 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,880 Speaker 4: I loved just the run through. I thought was fantastic. 802 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,640 Speaker 4: You said that you had something you want to do 803 00:40:53,680 --> 00:41:01,080 Speaker 4: with spiders before you heard about Jesse's difficult last couple 804 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,279 Speaker 4: of weeks, and but it seems like the thing that 805 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,080 Speaker 4: you have that you want to talk about with spiders 806 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,239 Speaker 4: is in reaction to that, and so I'm confused. I'm 807 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,520 Speaker 4: just confused about the timeline I wrote to Cody. You 808 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,280 Speaker 4: wrote to Cody. 809 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,480 Speaker 1: Is sort of a confidant for me prior to telling 810 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,920 Speaker 1: him when the events transpired, which I'd rather not get 811 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:25,000 Speaker 1: too much into because it's pretty raw. Okay, I wrote 812 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,560 Speaker 1: to Cody just looking for some comfort and then in 813 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,040 Speaker 1: telling him again about it on the show. I had 814 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:37,920 Speaker 1: met Cody previously when I guessed on Scarborough Country. 815 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:45,120 Speaker 2: Okay, you had met him then guest hosted or guess 816 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,440 Speaker 2: I just guessed, and now I just want to make 817 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,719 Speaker 2: sure one of them misses do they both. That's a 818 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,719 Speaker 2: hard thing to. 819 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,600 Speaker 1: It would be hard to have that kind of connection. 820 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,000 Speaker 2: But I'm just saying it's hard to expect. It's hard 821 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:57,560 Speaker 2: enough to you know what. 822 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,200 Speaker 1: It's like. You've got to do a show every week. 823 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,720 Speaker 1: You got to be their own time. That's two guys 824 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,360 Speaker 1: have to be there everything. 825 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,680 Speaker 4: I just want to clear, Just so I'm clear, people 826 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,400 Speaker 4: you're close to dying in an accident is not a 827 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,040 Speaker 4: euphemism you use for being on Scarborough Country. 828 00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:19,120 Speaker 1: Right, I'll go through the timeline. I appeared. I've appeared 829 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,680 Speaker 1: a number of times on Scarboro Country designed the release, 830 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,319 Speaker 1: both in character as Jesse Thorn with any at the 831 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:33,080 Speaker 1: end British sports reporter and as fantasy expert Resident Fantasyologists 832 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,000 Speaker 1: Jesse Thorne. I actually appeared to They made a television pilot. 833 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,279 Speaker 1: They were kind enough to include me in that sort 834 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,960 Speaker 1: of a side project for it's their main thing, but 835 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,480 Speaker 1: it's sort of a side project for me. I had 836 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,640 Speaker 1: met Cody. 837 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,920 Speaker 4: And this was, by the way, Tom, this would be 838 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,840 Speaker 4: good for you to ask him about as the show 839 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,080 Speaker 4: is warming up. The kind of context is deep, We're no. 840 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,160 Speaker 4: I think this is the context for to understand Jesse 841 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:03,400 Speaker 4: the phobia. I had met co previously during the recording 842 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,960 Speaker 4: in one of those episodes you happen to be the engineer. Then, 843 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,440 Speaker 4: more recently, last couple of weeks, had a lot of 844 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:16,080 Speaker 4: problems with my wife and a couple of people very 845 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,719 Speaker 4: close to me died it in an accident. 846 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:29,360 Speaker 1: So I wrote to Cody again just looking for some comfort. 847 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,799 Speaker 1: And so that's why he knew ahead of time to 848 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:39,200 Speaker 1: prep a joke about spiders. Okay, I mentioned the spider 849 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,520 Speaker 1: thing in a letter along with the trouble I was 850 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:48,160 Speaker 1: having with my wife and the deaths in an accident. 851 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,840 Speaker 4: Okay, this is and so you haven't heard this. I 852 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,239 Speaker 4: don't want you to hear it ahead of time. 853 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,960 Speaker 2: But so that sound I'm hearing is is just I 854 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,919 Speaker 2: just want to clear this is a joke that you've 855 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,520 Speaker 2: prepared right this right okay. 856 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,360 Speaker 3: And I've got even a cust sound qu ready because 857 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,000 Speaker 3: I've been in touch with Jesse about it. 858 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:16,480 Speaker 1: So that sound I'm hearing wrong sound, it's the wrong sound. 859 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,520 Speaker 2: That's the wrong sound. 860 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:21,600 Speaker 1: It's the topic box. He is running the board. Yeah, 861 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,600 Speaker 1: we've established that. 862 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, sorry, I thought we were jumping right into 863 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,680 Speaker 3: the No, it was like. 864 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,960 Speaker 2: The sound that old sound tells me and tells all 865 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,680 Speaker 2: of us that who if all the fans of the 866 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:38,080 Speaker 2: Grease Knows Eggs show. That tells me it's time to 867 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,640 Speaker 2: go check in the topic box and see what's going 868 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,280 Speaker 2: on in there. And uh oh, we got two topics 869 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,480 Speaker 2: coming out the time. We've got birthdays and phobias. How 870 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,800 Speaker 2: about that first, let's just get birthdays. Who's got a 871 00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:50,640 Speaker 2: birthday coming up? 872 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,520 Speaker 1: Yours? Truly? 873 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,600 Speaker 2: You got a birthday coming up? Go, Grease Knows has 874 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,040 Speaker 2: a birthday coming up? What are you gonna do for 875 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,200 Speaker 2: that birthday? Grease knows. 876 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,719 Speaker 3: I'm gonna head out to the campgrounds. 877 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,480 Speaker 2: We're gonna bring a cake with you. 878 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,160 Speaker 1: You're gonna blow out your campfire. 879 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,440 Speaker 3: I don't know the time. See how the night goes? 880 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,200 Speaker 2: Huh the other night goes? Yeah. 881 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,200 Speaker 1: Jesse Thorn, Yes, sir, host of. 882 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:20,680 Speaker 2: Host of Bullseye and appeared on the Scholar Brothers pilot. 883 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,840 Speaker 2: From what I heard, when they did a pilot of 884 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,000 Speaker 2: their thing, you did your fantasy sports. 885 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:30,680 Speaker 4: Character fantasy expert Jesse Thorn. Yes, and you have any phobias? 886 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,000 Speaker 1: Jesse? Who were the other characters that he's been on. 887 00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:37,200 Speaker 2: He did a British guy himself and the Fantasy Sports. 888 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,719 Speaker 1: Himself as as Jesse Thorn. 889 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:44,480 Speaker 2: As Jesse Thorn with an e with an e it's 890 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,640 Speaker 2: a British spelling, yes Thorn. 891 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,880 Speaker 1: Any phobias Jesse Thorn, Yes, Spiders, spiders? 892 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,600 Speaker 2: Oh, you scared of spiders or you scared of Spider Man? 893 00:45:54,440 --> 00:46:02,040 Speaker 1: Well, well, what what I mean if you if I 894 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,240 Speaker 1: met Spider Man? I don't know how I would react. 895 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,840 Speaker 2: Okay, So you're making you're making any other care shut. 896 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:08,080 Speaker 1: The fuck up? 897 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:12,120 Speaker 2: Any other phobia's infinity infinity? So what if you saw 898 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:16,799 Speaker 2: a spider coming down the street driving in infinity big spider? Well, 899 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,680 Speaker 2: it could be one big spider. It could be a 900 00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,480 Speaker 2: bunch of small spiders adding up to the size of 901 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,160 Speaker 2: a man and. 902 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,920 Speaker 1: Grease nose. It's all writing on this. 903 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,920 Speaker 3: What kind of setup that's not even related to what 904 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,520 Speaker 3: I Okay, well I'll get it there. 905 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,799 Speaker 2: So, yeah, you got a fear of this spiders. What 906 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,839 Speaker 2: if one of those what if the spiders decided, hey, 907 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,839 Speaker 2: we're in this infinity instead of becoming one person, We're 908 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,920 Speaker 2: gonna become two people. Now we can use the the 909 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,879 Speaker 2: they can use the carpool lane, right, Yeah, they can 910 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,000 Speaker 2: go down the highway in the car pool lane with 911 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:54,479 Speaker 2: the thing. 912 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:59,960 Speaker 3: And uh, I thought you were gonna get into the 913 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,400 Speaker 3: immortality thing, Tom. 914 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, Cody had something he wanted to say about death 915 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:04,480 Speaker 1: and mortality. 916 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,000 Speaker 2: Priest knows anything you want to say about Jesse's phobias, 917 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:11,360 Speaker 2: which are spiders and infinity. 918 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:17,239 Speaker 3: So Jesse, I was just I was wondering, like, did 919 00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:20,120 Speaker 3: you ever think that maybe you know, it's tough to 920 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:25,560 Speaker 3: breach the topic a little bit, all the troubles off air, 921 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,560 Speaker 3: this stuff, we've talked about it. 922 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,520 Speaker 2: This is where Okay, hey everybody, it's time for the 923 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:39,080 Speaker 2: popcorn gallery. It's our famous segments that we're doing. Apparently 924 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,840 Speaker 2: we do in Grease Nose eggs Now, a segment that 925 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,600 Speaker 2: we are licensing. 926 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,879 Speaker 1: Do not want you mean it's a popular the most 927 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,759 Speaker 1: popular segment on our show. We're not one we can 928 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,440 Speaker 1: do it the boost that you would get. 929 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:55,920 Speaker 2: I did want to say though, the question, Yeah, what 930 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,160 Speaker 2: if the spiders were that brother pop? What if it 931 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,640 Speaker 2: was to spider? What if two spiders? What if all 932 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:07,040 Speaker 2: those spiders teamed up and formed two people that hosted 933 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,160 Speaker 2: a podcast together. 934 00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,440 Speaker 1: It's not a problem. The one with the glasses is 935 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:16,239 Speaker 1: Jay Jason. Are the glasses, Jake? That's how you remember it? 936 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,719 Speaker 1: Is that how you do? I always remember that. 937 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,920 Speaker 2: On the other one is what if the spiders formed 938 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,720 Speaker 2: the glasses? Are they actual glasses? 939 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:24,200 Speaker 1: Is this a. 940 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,440 Speaker 4: Popcorn gallery question? Because if it is, it should have 941 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,480 Speaker 4: been taken out of a popcorn. 942 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,680 Speaker 1: Reaching the bag? Okay, we're reaching into the bag. Reach 943 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,440 Speaker 1: into the bag and you pull out a question? 944 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,959 Speaker 2: Those are car keys? I got yelled at for picking 945 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,799 Speaker 2: my goddamn tissue box. Put the car keys down. 946 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,320 Speaker 3: That's supposed to be the sound of your reaching in 947 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:42,840 Speaker 3: the bag. 948 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,439 Speaker 1: Tom, I can help. 949 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,399 Speaker 2: No, it doesn't sound like that. No, that's the sound 950 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:52,120 Speaker 2: of a bottle. And also, just as a sidebar, you're 951 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,799 Speaker 2: drinking out of a cup here with this stuff. Just 952 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,200 Speaker 2: every time you put your lips on that thing, God 953 00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,319 Speaker 2: knows what other person up here had their lips on it. 954 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,640 Speaker 1: Who do you who are you referring to? I don't know, 955 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,000 Speaker 1: Seth Godin. Are you talking about cool op? 956 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,680 Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about that Scott's wife. 957 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,480 Speaker 1: You're saying that she has a gross. 958 00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:15,520 Speaker 2: I'm talking about Seth Godin's business school or whatever it was. 959 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,000 Speaker 1: It seemed like you were talking about coolop. I was 960 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,719 Speaker 1: not a friend of mine. 961 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,960 Speaker 2: So we're going into the popcorn bag here at the 962 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,640 Speaker 2: popcorn gallery, right. 963 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,400 Speaker 1: Yes, that's right. You have to do that. Yes, you 964 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,040 Speaker 1: have to pull it out of the belt, go to 965 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:32,960 Speaker 1: stay in the bag. 966 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:41,200 Speaker 4: We got a question here, and it's here. You have 967 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:45,000 Speaker 4: to read it often, okay, and you have to say 968 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:45,680 Speaker 4: who it's from. 969 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,719 Speaker 1: Which is on the top. We got a question here. 970 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:48,279 Speaker 1: We got a. 971 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:56,399 Speaker 2: Content content fan says, uh, content fan, what. 972 00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:01,160 Speaker 1: Are you looking at? Look at that? No, it's that's 973 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:01,520 Speaker 1: his name. 974 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,920 Speaker 2: I don't subscribe to this dumb board like I'm on 975 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,840 Speaker 2: this message board. No, I've never seen this one. Like 976 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,960 Speaker 2: I'm on this. The only time I want is I 977 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,120 Speaker 2: look for my own name and never comes up. 978 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,359 Speaker 1: You search your own name on this thing to see 979 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,319 Speaker 1: if people are bad name? Is he gonna search? What 980 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,880 Speaker 1: was he gonna search for? Seth Godin? 981 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,759 Speaker 2: These comedy rats are bad mouthing me on this thing. 982 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,960 Speaker 1: It's kind of weird. You're married. 983 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:32,040 Speaker 4: Uh huh, I want to see uh huh Okay. 984 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:37,320 Speaker 7: Yeah, at least you have one good question point, a 985 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:43,320 Speaker 7: question points great point. Grease knows, thank you for and don't. 986 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,040 Speaker 2: Think I didn't miss the eight times you just went. 987 00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,640 Speaker 1: I'm just blocking it out now. All right. 988 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:54,000 Speaker 2: We go to the questions, and we got Chefski wants 989 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:58,600 Speaker 2: to know, uh, Jesse. They say every road, the next. 990 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,120 Speaker 1: One, that one's bad, that was highlighted. 991 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,440 Speaker 3: Hey, you're gonna cut a lot, gotcha. 992 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:12,120 Speaker 2: Content? Oh no, Chevsky wants to know, Jesse. Have you 993 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,080 Speaker 2: ever met Cereal? At NPR? 994 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:24,600 Speaker 1: So Cereals is a popular podcast, it should be Tom, 995 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,000 Speaker 1: I appreciate you doing this, Jesse. It should be Tom 996 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,480 Speaker 1: kind of explaining the context. 997 00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:36,719 Speaker 2: Because Cereal is a popular podcast that is apparently what 998 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,919 Speaker 2: is it a show hosted by a murderer. I've never 999 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:47,239 Speaker 2: heard it? Yeah, I mean that's so. Have you met Cereal? No, 1000 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,400 Speaker 2: and you didn't say anything. You saw the deadest of 1001 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:56,680 Speaker 2: dead spots here. You're supposedly friends with this guy who 1002 00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:59,880 Speaker 2: was talking about that I was friend died and then the 1003 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,799 Speaker 2: fighting with his wife, and. 1004 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,879 Speaker 1: You could at least play that flow ride, a song 1005 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:10,200 Speaker 1: I like, okay featuring David I'm gonna go back into 1006 00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:14,160 Speaker 1: the bag here and the popcorn I don't know what 1007 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:15,160 Speaker 1: we got here. 1008 00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:16,680 Speaker 4: Don't have to do that. I don't have to do it. 1009 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:22,200 Speaker 4: Should be farther in the bag. Wow, yes, Jesse, this 1010 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,800 Speaker 4: is a good time while they find the question. 1011 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:29,360 Speaker 1: We have a sidebark to Spiders Brothers. This song low 1012 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,880 Speaker 1: got me into flow ride of solo work. Sure, but 1013 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,720 Speaker 1: I've really come to love his work with David Guetta 1014 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,880 Speaker 1: a pastreak. Oh that's not it. 1015 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:43,359 Speaker 2: Norm wants to know, Jesse, how can I get it 1016 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:44,080 Speaker 2: more often? 1017 00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:50,399 Speaker 1: Don't say it like in like a sexy way. I mean, 1018 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,600 Speaker 1: Norm wants to know. Didn't mind? How can I get 1019 00:52:55,640 --> 00:53:01,200 Speaker 1: it more often? Is that better? Is that neutered enough 1020 00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:06,319 Speaker 1: for you? From that erotic white Cherry Seinfeld? Well, I 1021 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,239 Speaker 1: guess I can't win. I think that Cherry Seinfeld is 1022 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:09,960 Speaker 1: not sexy? 1023 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:15,520 Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jesse, how can Norm get it more often? 1024 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:22,480 Speaker 1: It can just be uh, you know, clean up and 1025 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:27,520 Speaker 1: just like get his ship together. Basically, okay, get off 1026 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,600 Speaker 1: the message board. 1027 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:34,160 Speaker 2: Get off the message Okay, we got uh. Chevsky also wants, 1028 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,760 Speaker 2: oh we did this one already. 1029 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,280 Speaker 4: I think we are going to be taking this segment back. 1030 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,440 Speaker 4: There's very little for Cody to do it. This is 1031 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,480 Speaker 4: my is my biggest concern the question should be directed 1032 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:52,279 Speaker 4: for Cody and Jesse to have a debate style conversation 1033 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,400 Speaker 4: about the answer question. 1034 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,920 Speaker 1: To some extent that Cody's skills are atrophying. 1035 00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:02,000 Speaker 2: What is it good? 1036 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:09,320 Speaker 3: I can't speak, Sorry, I got a frog in there, Qed. 1037 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:16,880 Speaker 1: It has been demonstrated. Who's making that noise? Just tapping away? 1038 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,440 Speaker 3: So where we want to go with this? 1039 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,320 Speaker 1: Where do we want to go with this? Well? 1040 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,359 Speaker 2: This is not going anywhere, So where we're going? I'm 1041 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,279 Speaker 2: going away from this. I can tell you that I 1042 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:35,200 Speaker 2: apparently my shot at making it on Earwolf for Maximum fun. 1043 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:39,799 Speaker 2: It's just, uh, I'm watching it wither in front of me. 1044 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,120 Speaker 1: Tom. If it makes you feel better, I don't think 1045 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,680 Speaker 1: you really had a shot at making it on maximum Okay, 1046 00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,480 Speaker 1: well that's a fair What do you think this is 1047 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,200 Speaker 1: actually a great Jesse? What what? 1048 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:53,160 Speaker 4: What's the what should we be targeting? You think Feral? 1049 00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:57,319 Speaker 4: Is there something at Feral that we could do? We're 1050 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,160 Speaker 4: talking about network new, there's that new Jake and emir One. 1051 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,359 Speaker 4: I just don't know what to. 1052 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,560 Speaker 3: I feel like we should be targeting millennials, right. 1053 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what That's exactly what I was thinking. If 1054 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,239 Speaker 1: you're going to target anyone, target millennials. They've got a 1055 00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:14,040 Speaker 1: lot of buying power. Yeah, and they're really idealistic. It's 1056 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,120 Speaker 1: like modern humorist. 1057 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,040 Speaker 2: Is that a thing I would. 1058 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:20,600 Speaker 1: Probably go for Modern Humorist? Yeah? Zombo dot com? Okay, 1059 00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:26,440 Speaker 1: what's that one guy? A bud? Yes, a Boode. Do 1060 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,440 Speaker 1: you know a Bude? I have the number. 1061 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,680 Speaker 4: See if if we talked to a Bude, we could 1062 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:39,280 Speaker 4: get to Colton through a boot. Okay, that would be great, 1063 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,319 Speaker 4: that would be really good. I mean as far as 1064 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,480 Speaker 4: millennials are, they've sort of cornered millennials. 1065 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:52,200 Speaker 1: I have Facebook friends with Grammar Girl. Okay, so this 1066 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:56,080 Speaker 1: has been a complete bust. Well, what would you advise Jesse? Like, 1067 00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:00,440 Speaker 1: what it's a flop? Right? Well, no it isn't now, 1068 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,120 Speaker 1: but what would. 1069 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,560 Speaker 2: I advise that thing out where I said it was 1070 00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,400 Speaker 2: a flop for. 1071 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:12,160 Speaker 4: Tom for this, uh, this dynamic? Is there any replacing 1072 00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:16,520 Speaker 4: that you would recommend? Like it's like any other combinations 1073 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,560 Speaker 4: we could be trying. Have you ever listened to Rick 1074 00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,000 Speaker 4: D's Yes, m hm. 1075 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:27,040 Speaker 1: So get him Cody and Rick D's So just Rick 1076 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:33,320 Speaker 1: D's just Rick D's doing disco Duck. 1077 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:38,160 Speaker 4: Doing the topic box. Can we keep the top box? Yeah, 1078 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,080 Speaker 4: but I think that can it be introduced? Can that be? 1079 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,440 Speaker 4: What do you know the topic? What do you know 1080 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,239 Speaker 4: about Rick D? I know Rick D saying disco duck 1081 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,680 Speaker 4: and he's a popular radio DJ. 1082 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,440 Speaker 1: And he's back. I've seen on billboards around town he's back. 1083 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,400 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I want to say this before you go 1084 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:57,360 Speaker 2: get Rick D's heyes, one more shot. 1085 00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,680 Speaker 1: At this talk to code, don't talk to me. No, 1086 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,600 Speaker 1: we don't. One more shot? Yep, you know, more shot? 1087 00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:08,640 Speaker 1: You know what has what? You're number one? You're not 1088 00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:13,919 Speaker 1: his I'm talking sort of an executive to executive here. 1089 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,440 Speaker 1: I kind of didn't I didn't believe in Tom. I 1090 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:22,840 Speaker 1: didn't believe in Grease Knows. But they've shown me a 1091 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:27,560 Speaker 1: little spark here in looking for one more shot. I 1092 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,720 Speaker 1: think I might give it to them, just one more 1093 00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:38,840 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna give it to them, Tom. How 1094 00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,160 Speaker 1: would you like to have one more shot from the Kingmaker? 1095 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:45,600 Speaker 4: And is this for a Maximum Fun podcast? This is 1096 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:49,880 Speaker 4: for the whole thing, Maximum Fun podcast, the infinity, Rick 1097 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,640 Speaker 4: D's the whole nine yards. 1098 00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:52,400 Speaker 1: Who are we. 1099 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,080 Speaker 4: Losing on Maximum? I just want this sentence stone, Who 1100 00:57:55,120 --> 00:58:01,360 Speaker 4: are we dropping to get to the McElroy bras career brothers. Okay, great, 1101 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:05,360 Speaker 4: one more shot. Here we go before. 1102 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,160 Speaker 2: We let me just let me just pound wow with 1103 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:12,440 Speaker 2: Cody before this. All right, I know I yelled at 1104 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,240 Speaker 2: you before. Right, Yeah, we can do this. We're brothers. 1105 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:20,280 Speaker 2: We can get through this. We're gonna we're gonna shine. 1106 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,160 Speaker 2: One plus one's gonna equal eleven. 1107 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,400 Speaker 3: We can share a biological father and mother. 1108 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,600 Speaker 1: Well that's not true, but it's a riff to no. 1109 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,120 Speaker 2: But we're not on the area yet. This is not 1110 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:34,040 Speaker 2: the show yet. Save that for the air. That's funny. 1111 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,160 Speaker 2: That's okay. It irked me now because I'm trying to 1112 00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:39,720 Speaker 2: get psyched up for this. Save it for the show. 1113 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,440 Speaker 2: We got one more shot. I believe in you. 1114 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:50,680 Speaker 1: That is shit. 1115 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,560 Speaker 2: Sorry, let it go, Let it go, one more shot. 1116 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,400 Speaker 2: I'm not we can do it, all right, Okay, here 1117 00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:04,960 Speaker 2: we go. Okay, ready, if you hear you the intro music, Okay, 1118 00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:06,720 Speaker 2: here we. 1119 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:14,040 Speaker 1: Go, here we go. Shit, Oh yeah, you hear that music. 1120 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:18,360 Speaker 2: You know what it is. It's grease nose Eggs. It's 1121 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,680 Speaker 2: me Tom Eggs sharpling here bringing in. I'm with my 1122 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:28,200 Speaker 2: one and only bro, the amazing engineer Cody, otherwise known 1123 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,680 Speaker 2: as Grease knows. 1124 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,840 Speaker 1: What's up? Grease Nos? 1125 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:37,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, Grease knows, just like Mamma used to make Grease nose. 1126 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:42,200 Speaker 1: I'm going to the topic box. 1127 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,880 Speaker 2: We're gonna bring on our guest, Jesse Thorn, host of 1128 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,600 Speaker 2: Bullseye with Jesse Thorn and Jordan Jesse Go Maximum fund 1129 00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:48,960 Speaker 2: out or. 1130 00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,560 Speaker 1: We're gonna bring him on. Let's bring on, right, what's up? 1131 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:51,760 Speaker 4: Bro? 1132 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,080 Speaker 1: Hey? What's going on? 1133 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,880 Speaker 2: Thanks Jesse. It's time to go, because that sound is 1134 00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:56,360 Speaker 2: telling me. 1135 00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:57,560 Speaker 1: There you go. 1136 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,520 Speaker 2: It's time to go to the topic box. And we've 1137 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,560 Speaker 2: got two topics coming out of the topic box right now. 1138 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:08,720 Speaker 2: We've got birthdays and phobias back to back. H First 1139 01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,240 Speaker 2: of all, let's doe birthdays. Who's got a birthday coming up? 1140 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,160 Speaker 1: This guy? Oh, Cody, you got a birthday coming up? 1141 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:15,600 Speaker 1: When's your birthday? Grease? Nos? 1142 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:16,360 Speaker 3: Monday? 1143 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,480 Speaker 1: Monday? What are you gonna do for that birthday? Bro? 1144 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:20,880 Speaker 3: Probably hit those campgrounds? 1145 01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:24,760 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, campground California. Get out there. What are you 1146 01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,280 Speaker 1: gonna do. You're gonna bring a cake with you. You're 1147 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,240 Speaker 1: gonna blow out your campfire. 1148 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,240 Speaker 3: Depends on how the night goes. 1149 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:34,800 Speaker 2: Oh, I know that, I know that I know that. 1150 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:44,840 Speaker 2: So we're gonna go to hold on the topic Phobia's 1151 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:45,640 Speaker 2: is the other one? 1152 01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:45,880 Speaker 1: Here? 1153 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,800 Speaker 2: And Jesse Thorn, our guest in studio. Jesse, you got 1154 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:49,680 Speaker 2: any phobias? 1155 01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:55,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, Tom, I sure do. Number one? Spiders, by 1156 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:59,120 Speaker 1: number two? Hold on, spiders. You're scared of spiders or 1157 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,040 Speaker 1: you're scared of spider? Yeah? 1158 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:06,120 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, up, up, up, So spiders. What's the other one? 1159 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,520 Speaker 2: You said you got two phobias? What's the other one? 1160 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,320 Speaker 1: Infinity? Infinity? You're scared of infinity? 1161 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,320 Speaker 2: Then you got what if there was a spider driving 1162 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,960 Speaker 2: in infinity going right down Hollywood Boulevard? 1163 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,520 Speaker 1: What do you do? Would be scared? You saw that? Yeah, 1164 01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,280 Speaker 1: that might be a third phobia? You bet. 1165 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,400 Speaker 2: But what if instead of it being one small spider, 1166 01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,120 Speaker 2: was a whole bunch of spiders teaming up to form 1167 01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:29,000 Speaker 2: the shape of one giant person. Then those two maybe 1168 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,640 Speaker 2: the spiders will break off form a second person. That 1169 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,840 Speaker 2: way they could go in the h O V lane right, carpool, yeah, 1170 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,440 Speaker 2: carpool and all over the town. 1171 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:51,080 Speaker 1: And then what if those spiders birth your birthday? Right? No, 1172 01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:54,000 Speaker 1: you're going to do the thing. This is it. This 1173 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,000 Speaker 1: is your big your big joke about spiders. 1174 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:03,360 Speaker 3: So Jesse. What if the fear of spiders and infinity 1175 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,880 Speaker 3: is just a direct reflection of a much deeper fear 1176 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:07,880 Speaker 3: of death? 1177 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:13,560 Speaker 1: Yeah bye. 1178 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,720 Speaker 3: This has been an Earwolf Media production Executive producers Jeff 1179 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,720 Speaker 3: Ulrick and Scott Ackerman. 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