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Speaker 1: You don't know me confession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back earl arms. Little mouse speaker.

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Speaker 3: Got a Texas seventeen five nine two that says, my

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Speaker 3: six year old daughter believes our house is haunted and

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Speaker 3: I couldn't change her mind.

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Speaker 4: Well, she's probably right.

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Speaker 3: Kidn't always know, so I just taught her to be

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Speaker 3: angry with the spirits instead of scared. Now she walks

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Speaker 3: around yelling f off ghosts.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's angry kid.

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Speaker 3: Ghost Hunters needs to be a TV show on Disney Plus.

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Speaker 3: By the way, a year old shadow boxing a ghost.

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Speaker 3: We have someone haunting our phone lines right now with

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Speaker 3: the strange spooky boys, but we can't be angry with

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Speaker 3: him because he's just trying to stay anonymous, so we

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Speaker 3: can share his secret on the mass speaker. He wants

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Speaker 3: to go by the name William today. So William, welcome

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Speaker 3: to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey, thank you got for having me here.

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Speaker 3: Dad.

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Speaker 4: I thought we couldn't be angry with him because of

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Speaker 4: the FCC, but that works, you know.

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Speaker 3: Whatever the reason is, the voice changer is on. You

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Speaker 3: are the mass speaker now, William, So whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 3: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, thank you, well years ago when

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Speaker 1: like puberty read ugly for me?

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Speaker 4: Said puberty Yeah, so funny. Okay, so we're starting puberty

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Speaker 4: is when this happens. Yes, yes, this is.

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Speaker 1: Not something I've shared with anyone. I was very Uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of how how can I say it? Eager?

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Speaker 1: I was very eager.

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Speaker 4: Let's just say that most kids are. I'm not kidding you.

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Speaker 4: There's a kid in my daughter's fourth grade class that

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Speaker 4: came in after their spring break and said, you know

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Speaker 4: what I did over spring break? I finished puberty. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: it was so confident. Yes, Eddie announced it to the

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Speaker 4: entire class.

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Speaker 3: They should hand you like a diploma or something when

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Speaker 3: you finish puberty, like congratulations, you've.

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Speaker 2: Done No seriously, guys, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's stuff only confusing time or I guess

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Speaker 3: an exciting time in your life.

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Speaker 2: It's a time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know, and that's good to hear that.

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Speaker 1: You know that's still going on because when I was

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Speaker 1: graduating Provity, Huh, I started calling those adult phone lines.

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Speaker 1: That's how back in the day.

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Speaker 4: Good. Yeah, Alexis doesn't know about those. There used to

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Speaker 4: be like yeah, and they were like late night that

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Speaker 4: they would advertise, like if you got to watch TV

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Speaker 4: after midnight, you'd see and it'd be a nine hundred

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Speaker 4: number instead of eight hundred.

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Speaker 2: Bro, would you work for these lines? How do you

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Speaker 2: know so much about I never.

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Speaker 4: Got Mom and Dad needed some extra money.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good, you're doing your part. Which ones were you calling?

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Speaker 2: William so?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: At first I was just doing like the one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred numbers, yeah, okay, on yeah, and the voice is,

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Speaker 1: you know, in the automated venue alone, we're pretty exciting

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Speaker 1: configuring talk.

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Speaker 2: Let me at press one. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: The only issue was they would all always asks for

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Speaker 1: like a credit card number, right, and I didn't have one.

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Speaker 2: You didn't have one.

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Speaker 1: I got bored of the automated service really quickly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but then I discovered the nine hundred numbers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah those costs more.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that yet. I didn't know that yet. Okay,

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Speaker 1: those numbers didn't ask you to provide a card at all.

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Speaker 1: All they did was ask you for your name. So

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Speaker 1: my stupid teenage me thought, well, if I give them

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Speaker 1: a fake name, nobody would know who I am. They

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Speaker 1: won't be able to charge me for like anything that

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Speaker 1: you know, I can't get in trouble, So I was

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Speaker 1: good like everyone.

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Speaker 4: That as you probably don't even know this, but back

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Speaker 4: in the day, we used to get phone bills that

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Speaker 4: would literally list every number you called, and you would

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Speaker 4: have on your phone bill how much each call costs,

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Speaker 4: because if it was a long distance, it costs money,

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Speaker 4: and they.

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Speaker 2: Charged like the longer that you stay on.

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Speaker 3: The line, which is this is a good time to

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Speaker 3: be a quick guy.

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Speaker 1: Anyway. Yeah, and I'm a teenager, so I didn't handle

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Speaker 1: the bills or anything like that. So I'm just thinking,

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Speaker 1: all I got to do is just passed forward another

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Speaker 1: name and I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it works.

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Speaker 1: So I always gave them the name. I always gave

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Speaker 1: him the name Joey shot a dude, right, Joe Joey's shop, Joe.

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Speaker 2: It sounds so grown up.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I thought it did. Sounded like

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Speaker 1: grown up, like, I don't know why. Little did I

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Speaker 1: know every call I made was automatically being charged directly

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Speaker 1: to like our house telephone bill.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, the house? Oh no, yeah, yeah, what happened?

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Speaker 1: So fast forward to the next billing cycle. My parents

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Speaker 1: called me into the kitchen. Yeah, they shipped me down

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Speaker 1: and they showed me there thirteen hundred dollars. Let's see Bill.

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Speaker 2: Get the shot with now, dude.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Joey Shad.

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Speaker 4: What did you tell him? Did you confess?

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Speaker 1: Well, I confessed I'm a teenager. I didn't confess. I

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Speaker 1: tried to deny it with me.

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Speaker 2: I didn't you anything.

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Speaker 4: Did they believe you?

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Speaker 1: Don't? They didn't believe me. I was like Bill Clay

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Speaker 1: during that time. I denied, denied, deny, But my parents knew.

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Speaker 1: They knew.

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Speaker 2: That's so embarrassed. Your dad would have been smart. He

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Speaker 2: just started making calls and being.

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Speaker 3: Like son, yeah, stop, Shabbas added again.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, Alex, to start you glad you live now,

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Speaker 4: because that's how much it would cost to have any

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Speaker 4: of your overseas boyfriends.

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Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, just the phone. My mom would not

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Speaker 2: be happy with that. Yeah, so you probably got grounded

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Speaker 2: or something or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Grounded not the word like I did the light of

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Speaker 1: day until I was a grown man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're currently dead. I think he's still in his bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Rounded The worst part though, is like over the years

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Speaker 1: they will constantly bring it up, especially when I was

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Speaker 1: introducing them to a woman that I was dating. They

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Speaker 1: would say Oh, have you met Joey.

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Speaker 4: Have you met?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a pleasure to talk with you, Joey, Shabbyty.

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Speaker 3: We're going to build your family for this call, so

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Speaker 3: make sure that they love for that. Text into seven

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Speaker 3: eighty five nine too. If you have a confession you've

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Speaker 3: been holding on to, we can hide your identity Master

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Speaker 3: Voice and make you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Your phone TAP's coming up right after that.

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Speaker 1: Frook and Jeffrey in the morning.