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Speaker 1: Hey guys, thanks for listening to Bananas. Just a quick

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Speaker 1: disclaimer in that this episode was recorded before the world ended,

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Speaker 1: So if it seems like we're talking about going out

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Speaker 2: We didn't know how bad it was gonna be. But

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Speaker 2: Christenshaw's our guest, and we actually have a wonderful conversation

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Speaker 2: in a really fun time. Something that we want to

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Speaker 2: do in the show is actually positive and not bring

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Speaker 2: you down. So we hope everybody out there is safe

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Speaker 2: and healthy. We hope you have stocked wipes and toilet

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Speaker 1: And enjoy this first episode of Bananas Bananas. Today, I've

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's bananas.

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Speaker 3: Still world up?

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Speaker 2: Would you believe in your pieces?

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Speaker 1: Lady John, Welcome to Bananas the Podcast. You could you

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Speaker 1: could laugh, Kristen, you you could laugh. Kristen is Kurt Bratler.

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Speaker 2: That's Scotty Lands.

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Speaker 1: This is our first episode ever and we have with us.

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Speaker 4: My name is Kristin Shall. But I really just want

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Speaker 4: you to to build up the show together as a

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Speaker 4: team before you bring me in since it's your show,

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Speaker 4: not mine.

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Speaker 1: You're so upset you have so many shows. I figure

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Speaker 1: you're too busy. You had to come up.

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Speaker 2: I saw your billboard today for my spy. I saw

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Speaker 1: That's right there, the name above the title, name.

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Speaker 4: Above the title bill to the nine year old.

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Speaker 1: That's the first one. That's your first name above title,

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Speaker 2: Maybe congraduately deal, congratulations.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Maybe we'll all go see it.

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Speaker 1: Let's go see it together and see it.

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Speaker 4: At least we saw mo in the theater.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, were you there? I saw it at the premiere.

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Speaker 4: Oh you got invited the premiere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to the premiere this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think there's gonna be one.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, get yeah, that's a that's a level. I'm

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Speaker 4: I mean it. I've been asking a few times. I

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know why.

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Speaker 4: It's good will. I've seen it.

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Speaker 1: Wait, wait, what is and what's the name of the

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Speaker 4: It's called by It comes out March thirteenth. When does

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Speaker 1: Out April twenty first.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it'll still be in theater.

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Speaker 2: It probably will. It probably will. That's how it works

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Speaker 2: these days. Movies just last and last and last.

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Speaker 1: It's a real easy landscape right now for movies.

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Speaker 2: But it's good.

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Speaker 4: It's good. I liked it.

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Speaker 1: Oh good. Well, Kristen Kristin has known Scottie and I

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Speaker 1: for many, many years. You and I have been doing

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Speaker 1: a show together for fifteen years, right, fifteen years on

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Speaker 1: Monday Day, I know.

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Speaker 1: My birthday is on Saturday as well.

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Speaker 4: What do you want for your birth where's my present?

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Speaker 4: You didn't give me my birthday present.

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Speaker 1: It's very difficult to make. I'm still working on making

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Speaker 1: your president. It's kombucha, but it's got alcohol, and.

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Speaker 4: It's well okay because because I was, because I haven't

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Speaker 1: Uh Like, Just so people know how Kristen knows Scottie

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Speaker 1: and I Scotty. How did you come into our lives?

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Speaker 4: I assume everybody's gay, yes, assumes everybody's straight. I'm never

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Speaker 4: In a row our biggest thing.

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Speaker 4: And then you know I would write sketches that we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was nice.

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Speaker 1: Writer got he's a writer. He wrote the movie ma

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Speaker 1: I did, Yeah, and many move more movies that are

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Speaker 4: That's I wrote on the Workaholics.

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Speaker 2: Jeez, yes, like for how many years? Four years on Workaholic.

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Speaker 4: And you're sort of Adam Devine's best man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm his best man, be his best man at

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Speaker 1: He definitely is in a troop of three good buddies.

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Speaker 4: Call it four with Scotty Can. I always think that

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Speaker 4: Scotty has his back more than they do.

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Speaker 1: Wow, hear that.

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Speaker 2: I am the person that gets invited to weddings because

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Speaker 2: Deserve you, of course he does if you're.

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Speaker 4: Scotty's one of those people who can be super busy

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Speaker 1: I remember when my mom was sick, Scotty sent her

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Speaker 2: But but the order loved it. The hospice nurses couldn't

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Speaker 1: Kurt So No, Scotti brought but we still haven't gotten

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Speaker 1: to what this podcast is about. But Scotty brought a

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Speaker 2: Like, what's wrong? How good is this guy?

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Speaker 2: Way, cheers, We're gonna do quick cheers.

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Speaker 1: There we go. He did it Champagne bananas to bananas

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Speaker 2: And what you want to do is drink champagne, the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And as we were leaving, the daughter of the owners,

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's not real.

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Speaker 4: And did not win any friends.

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Speaker 4: Let's say who it is.

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Speaker 1: It was Brad Neely.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Brad Neely, who makes very funny things.

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Speaker 2: I find magic, Like at the Magic Castle when it's

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Speaker 2: It was like, because magic, I guess it's similar to

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Speaker 2: I want this visual to happen, and I have to manufacture.

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Speaker 1: Is he the number one magician? A number one bird

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Speaker 1: Imagine if there was like bird comedy and you're like

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Speaker 4: Jim Gatkin kind of did that.

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Speaker 1: With cake, Yes, and bacon or bacon. Yeah, bacon was

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Speaker 4: Yet it's very fun.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to hear a story I do. This

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Speaker 2: This one kind of this is a good one. So

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Speaker 2: Polase in Florid they're investigating a gruesome discovery of jars

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Speaker 4: I'm sure they're just cow's tongue, thank you.

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Speaker 2: These are human tongues, oh my god. And they are

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Speaker 1: And he is that sounds like such a guy who

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Speaker 2: Yes, so he's engaged. Yes, and you're like, okay, Ronald,

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Speaker 2: You're like ron Ronnie. So he was a research at

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Speaker 2: because for basically the last two decades he's been bringing

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Speaker 1: That's wow many?

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Speaker 2: How many me look good? I believe it was twenty.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. She's the number one tongue comic in the world.

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Speaker 2: Which is just a taste of the comedy expanding I

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Speaker 2: But this guy's like A really, I think he's just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he might just take him all down

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Speaker 4: Is he in trouble for it?

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Speaker 1: That's a great question. Is it illegal to take a

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Speaker 4: Not his personal property?

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Speaker 2: Right? I think it's like taking him from the university.

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Speaker 4: When I got my teeth knocked out, I wanted to

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Speaker 1: Tell us about that story. How did you get him

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Speaker 2: Kristen?

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Speaker 4: I like wine, and I went I went up to

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Speaker 1: Right onto your face. I didn't put your hands out,

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Speaker 4: I broke the fall with my face. And when I

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Speaker 4: It doesn't matter, but I wanted to keep those teeth.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and the dentist that I couldn't because it's like

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Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: Your teeth immediately belonged to the state once they hit

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't seem I think, I like this sounds like

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Speaker 2: Well, it's nice.

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Speaker 4: I'm going back to tongue.

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Speaker 1: So but I remember when you had that and then

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Speaker 4: It was fun and I and I was about to

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Speaker 4: And film make love. She's like one one more thing

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Speaker 2: But didn't make it. I didn't see that, so I

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Speaker 4: If that's the thing, it gives you instant youth. Yes,

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Speaker 4: So if I feel myself getting old, I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just get them removed. They can unscrew them, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: That's what Ed Holmes did for The Hangover. Oh really,

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Speaker 4: So for all you TV or movies aspiring actors producers,

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Speaker 4: Pretty. You gonna have to get there early, the makeup

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Speaker 4: Jarney things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Kristen, do you want another story?

446
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Speaker 4: Yes? Please? All right, Well, but going back to the

447
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:12,680
Speaker 4: to the tongue guy, yeah, so is he under arrest or.

448
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,240
Speaker 2: Like I think he was under arrest. Yeah, so there's

449
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Speaker 2: an investigation into why he has.

450
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Speaker 4: These tongues, but they don't know yet.

451
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Speaker 2: They don't know and when they find out. I mean,

452
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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to launch into a different

453
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Speaker 2: cross space story when I saw.

454
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Speaker 4: This one about the pie.

455
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought for sure.

456
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Speaker 1: But I mean, should I tell the story? Do you

457
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Speaker 1: want me to tell the story?

458
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Speaker 4: I mean the first one. I think you kind of

459
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Speaker 4: bring out the hits so people will want to listen

460
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Speaker 4: to the saccumary.

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Speaker 1: All right, So I discovered masturbation, yes, when I was

462
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Speaker 1: twelve years old?

463
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Speaker 2: Of course late?

464
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Speaker 1: Is it late I was walking off.

465
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Speaker 4: At least you.

466
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Speaker 1: Are the most creative masturbator I have ever heard of

467
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Speaker 1: in my entire life. You would tell me about hour

468
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,440
Speaker 1: long jerk off trips that you would go on in yourroom.

469
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Speaker 1: I was always fascinated. Did you really go there?

470
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Speaker 2: She's a great imagination.

471
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:09,040
Speaker 4: I know, faxing will And if you have a vibrator,

472
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Speaker 4: it's just like, there's not a lot of work involved.

473
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just there.

474
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Speaker 2: I got a good vibrator. I do cool.

475
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:21,159
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, twelve years old? And also, what you have

476
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Speaker 1: a question?

477
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Speaker 4: I don't have one. I'm listening to your story.

478
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Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you started masturbating earlier than twelve, especially

479
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Speaker 1: Colorado on a farm and everything.

480
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Speaker 4: Girls discover their bodies earlier, you.

481
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Speaker 1: Think, so, I know, so, oh, thank you?

482
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Speaker 2: You know.

483
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Speaker 4: So that's another story.

484
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Speaker 1: That's another story. Anyway, I discovered. It's a long story,

485
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Speaker 1: and I'll shorten it as much as I can. I

486
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 1: discovered masturbation, all right, at age twelve, while eating McDonald's

487
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Speaker 1: apple pie and taking a shit. That what that is

488
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Speaker 1: part of the story for this story. And now you're

489
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Speaker 1: gonna shame body shame.

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Speaker 4: It's not body shame. It's it's it's eating.

491
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Speaker 1: Shame well, for that was a classy move on my car.

492
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Speaker 4: I had to take a ship, but you did want

493
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Speaker 4: to stop eating.

494
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 1: I polished off some sweet mccad's and then retired to

495
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Speaker 1: the commode with just a hot steam and hot apple pie.

496
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Speaker 4: But why wouldn't you just take a minute to take

497
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Speaker 4: your poop and then enjoy your pie without the poop

498
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Speaker 4: fumes coming up mixing with that with the cherry.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was twelve.

500
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Speaker 2: I was in a rush.

501
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well were you in a rush for? I

502
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 1: don't know, but I mean maybe television was starting soon, okay,

503
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Speaker 1: you know, so anyway, And also I was like twelve,

504
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Speaker 1: I didn't know. I knew like what sex. I knew

505
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Speaker 1: that sex was a thing, but I didn't know what

506
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Speaker 1: it was, you know. I'd recently just found my uncle's

507
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Speaker 1: playboys and cut just the breasts out of every photograph

508
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Speaker 1: yeah normal, and then tape them to my wall underneath

509
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Speaker 1: the poster that was a photograph of myself at age

510
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 1: five that said wanted dead or alive. And then I

511
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: would charge children in the neighborhood quarter to stare at

512
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Speaker 1: this sea of disembodied breasts, realizing early on the breasts

513
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 1: without women are very disturbing. Yeah, a quarter a quarter?

514
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wanted to make some money.

515
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like it was kid time, you know,

516
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Speaker 1: so it was like what are these twelve years old

517
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Speaker 1: twelve year olds have access to? I guess it's a quarter.

518
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 1: And so then yeah, so I was taking a shit

519
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Speaker 1: and I was eating this pie.

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Speaker 4: I mean that's like people take a ship now and

521
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Speaker 4: look at their iPhones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you ate pies. I was eating pies and

523
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: it was just like a sleeve of pie.

524
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, similar shape.

525
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: It was similar shape, and you know, embarrassing enough.

526
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Speaker 4: I just the whole I get it out, but put

527
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Speaker 4: it in.

528
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Speaker 1: I was it was essentially making my body like a

529
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Speaker 1: reverse human straw. Really, and then I got a boner,

530
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Speaker 1: as you want to do when you're twelve, and.

531
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Speaker 4: Boner while you're taking a poop.

532
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Speaker 1: I guess so when I was twelve, because like boners,

533
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Speaker 1: just you know, they show up unexpected when you're twelve,

534
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Speaker 1: just like we haven't yet. No, oh, I'm still sticking around.

535
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 2: You know.

536
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: And so then this was like the Eureka moment where

537
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 1: I just flipped it pie upside down and stuck my

538
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: dick in it, and it was a bit too hot

539
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: At first. I did burn the tip of my penis

540
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 1: a little bit, but it felt too good. I kept going.

541
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Speaker 1: And here's where it gets weird, Kristen for them, this

542
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 1: weird for me. Okay, For the next six months, I

543
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: thought this was the only way you could masterb So

544
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 1: I became obsessed with going to McDonald's. I would always

545
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Speaker 1: be like, no, mom, we have got to go to

546
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Speaker 1: McDonald's two day. And then I would run upstairs jerk

547
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Speaker 1: off into these pies and then throw their corpses into

548
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Speaker 1: the eaves of my attic, where I'm sure they're still

549
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: there to this day, because that was filled.

550
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Speaker 2: With preserved I mean so many and we sold.

551
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: That house like twenty years ago. Yeah, so that family

552
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: has a real weird raccoon problem now raccoon Kurt offspring

553
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Speaker 1: And on that story, let's take a break, Yeah, let's

554
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 1: take a break for what for ads or just music?

555
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Speaker 3: Oh?

556
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 4: You guys think you're gonna get ads.

557
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Speaker 3: From all the way around.

558
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Speaker 1: And we're back, Chris. You want to hear a story?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

560
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I love.

561
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Speaker 1: Stories, Duck. This is from the New York Post. Uh,

562
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Speaker 1: this is duck has traumatized duck has traumatized penis removed

563
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Speaker 1: after NonStop sex.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean.

565
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Speaker 1: This is a UK based duck who was forced to

566
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Speaker 1: have his penis surgically removed after it became infected due

567
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Speaker 1: to his insatiable sex drive. The duck's name is Dave.

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Speaker 1: Dave's owner Josh Watson of Torque Torquai Devon Torquai.

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Speaker 2: Torque, I don't know, I don't know. In the UK.

570
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Speaker 1: In the UK said his nympho maniac pet would mate

571
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Speaker 1: with his female companions Dora, Edith and Freda between five

572
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Speaker 1: and ten times a day, even when it wasn't mating season.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

574
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Speaker 1: And it got to the point where his threesome partners

575
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Speaker 1: would wander off during sex and even peck at his

576
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 1: pecker to ward off unwonted advances. Ultimately, the horny drake A.

577
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Speaker 2: He's still alive.

578
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 3: He just got it.

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Speaker 1: That's the weirdest part is that they just decided to

580
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Speaker 1: cut this duck's dick off instead of just killing the duck.

581
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: That's torture. And also they're like ducks, dicks are weird.

582
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: They're like that corkscrew shape.

583
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Speaker 4: Remember I do remember from my time watching ducks.

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Speaker 2: Fi. Yeah, look, who wants wine, you know, let's get

585
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 2: into it.

586
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: But I mean, I mean it's it's fine. Also, I

587
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: mean I think that they said, like all duck all

588
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: duck sex is like incredibly inherently violent as well because

589
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: of the corkscrew shape of the penis. So maybe cut

590
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 1: all the ducks dicks off. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Oh well he said it, not me.

592
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, give him in the second one. I'm

593
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 2: pro sex, pro forward, pro everything. That's uh my. I

594
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 2: had a boss that had a duck as a pet.

595
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Speaker 2: He had a dog and a duck. And at the Christmas.

596
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Speaker 1: Party, wait at duck like in an apartment.

597
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's a house. And he had like a

598
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Speaker 2: backyard and they had like a little koy pond. And

599
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 2: I lived in Maryland and I was over there and

600
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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, he is a duck in his yard.

601
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, we found the egg and we raised

602
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,239
Speaker 2: we incubated it, and this duck hatched. We thought it

603
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 2: was a swan or something and it.

604
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: Was like a So, I mean like, wait, what job

605
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: is this, because he's your boss, what job?

606
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,719
Speaker 2: He owned a chain of bike shops called Bike Doctor.

607
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 2: There were they're probably like seven or more in and

608
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 2: he was the main dude. He was original founder and

609
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 2: then he franchised him out. And so I was sixteen

610
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 2: and I was excited a party and it was all

611
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 2: adults and there was a saw, a duck and a dog.

612
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 2: They were like best friends in the backyard and I

613
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: thought this was great, and they're like, yeah, they're like friends,

614
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: they hang out. And then I went back there for

615
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Speaker 2: a spring party and I'm like, where's the duck and

616
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, the dog killed the duck and ate it.

617
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, this was coming, Like we

618
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 2: should have seen this coming. It was a problem a

619
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Speaker 2: great spring.

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Speaker 1: I love that guy. I love like I would just

621
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: imagine finding an egg and then going to I'm going

622
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: to keep this egg warm just to find out what's

623
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Speaker 1: inside of it.

624
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's fun.

625
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: He could have just been heating up an egg that

626
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: you could eat.

627
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 4: It could have been a dinosaur in there.

628
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 2: I think there's a mail order company in this. I

629
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: think we should start mailing random egg you don't know

630
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Speaker 2: what it is, ten dollars. And then he sends you

631
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Speaker 2: a little blanket in a little red light little and

632
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: you just incubate it, and then you have to raise

633
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: whatever comes out. Rattlesnake.

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Speaker 1: People love people love surprise of birls. Yeah, Kristin and

635
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Speaker 1: I Wherson.

636
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 2: Would have done it. You would have done that if

637
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: you're twelve, if you could just order an egg and

638
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 2: raise it, I.

639
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 4: Think we we would chicks. Would we watched chicks beed

640
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 4: born under a warm light for like a science experiment

641
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 4: in school?

642
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: Maybe? Yeah, put it puts kinder surprise to shame. This

643
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: is a real surprise. This is a real egg surprise.

644
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,479
Speaker 2: I'm going to look into it.

645
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: Remember when we used to when we started Hot Tub,

646
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: we had animal races every every uh, every show, we

647
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: would raise a different animal. Do you remember the animals

648
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: that we got? Crowd craft eads, crowd ads. We had sandworms, Yeah,

649
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: they were insects, cockroaches, I think we had Oh, we

650
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: had hermit crabs.

651
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 4: Hermit crabs. They were all exoskeletons.

652
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

653
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 4: I don't think we got any real real uh mammals.

654
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: No, but then I think the sandworms escaped and I

655
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: think they still live in the theater there.

656
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 4: Oh is that even the theater? Oh, don't go back

657
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 4: to the garment district.

658
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: It might be who knows, We won't know. Yeah, it's

659
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: got to give us a.

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Speaker 4: Story, got it.

661
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 2: Okay, this one is kind of dark but kind of amazing.

662
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Speaker 4: Haven't been dark yet?

663
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, we're taking a turn.

664
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the tongue thing was not dark.

665
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, the tongue thing was joyous. Okay. So this is

666
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Speaker 2: from the South China Morning Post. Virtual reality reunites mother

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Speaker 2: with dead daughter, bringing tears, but also helping her let

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Speaker 2: go of a child she missed so dearly slowed down?

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Speaker 2: What so in South Korea? Yes, it's like black Mirror

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Speaker 2: and I watched the video. It's on YouTube. You can watch.

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Speaker 1: You can watch this woman interact with her dead daughter

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Speaker 1: who died when she was seven years old. Correct, So

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Speaker 1: what does the company do? How does the company do it?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 4: Is it like when they brought Tupac back hologram?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, her daughter was Tupac, that's the twist, and so

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Speaker 2: she had the craziest reunion ever she got around. So

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Speaker 2: the South Korea documentary company made a documentary called Meeting You,

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Speaker 2: and it was like the it's experimental. It is like

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Speaker 2: the first time they're doing this, and they think it's

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Speaker 2: going to be this huge revolutionary thing where people can

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Speaker 2: talk to people that are not only like overseas or

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Speaker 2: far away, but also to dead relatives. And they do

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Speaker 2: it by doing them. They take actual photographs and turn

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Speaker 2: it into they basically generate her and use audio recordings

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Speaker 2: and so it sounds and looks like your child or

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Speaker 2: your parent or whoever passes away.

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Speaker 4: And when they generate them on a computer.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and so the video they do it with they

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Speaker 1: do it with clay.

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Speaker 2: It takes such a long time to have a conversation.

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Speaker 2: The hug I watched was four days. But so this

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Speaker 2: daughter who is seven years old passed away from an

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Speaker 2: incurable disease.

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Speaker 4: So disease.

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Speaker 2: It just says incurable disease.

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Speaker 1: So you know incurable disease.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, incurable disease. And they like it's the videos.

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Speaker 2: The video is crazy and so you can talk and

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Speaker 2: it interacts with you. It has like an AI element too,

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Speaker 2: and it's just like a it's She loved it. But

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Speaker 2: the conversation was like the mother's like I miss you,

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Speaker 2: and the daughter's like I miss you too, and it's

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Speaker 2: like where have you been, mommy? Do you think about me?

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Speaker 2: It's like I do all the time. And this woman

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Speaker 2: who's wearing a VR headset is standing in a green

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Speaker 2: screen room and the daughter comes out from behind like

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Speaker 2: case and the rocks, and she just talks to it

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Speaker 2: the entire It's crazy. They had a virtual birthday cake

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Speaker 2: for a tenth birthday.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So this is obviously very troubling and disturbing, but also

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Speaker 2: it's happening and it's been so like now this is

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Speaker 2: going to become an option. It's very black mirror.

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Speaker 4: Well what did the did they get a chance to

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Speaker 4: interview the mother, Like, what's her reaction to it all?

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Speaker 4: Did she feel closure? Did she feel good?

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Speaker 2: She felt good? She said it was a real paradise.

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Speaker 2: That was her quote, and that it was like three

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Speaker 2: years later I felt sick, But now I can confidently

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Speaker 2: feel like basically it was like closure.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I can see this going down the route of

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Speaker 1: in Minority Report Tom Cruise, where he gets high off

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Speaker 1: his little uh whatever they are, like a little inhalers

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Speaker 1: and then just watches old videos, like holographic videos of

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Speaker 1: his son. You could like get like because I think

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Speaker 1: about it all the time of like how it would

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Speaker 1: feel if one of my children died, and it would

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Speaker 1: be like you would just like go down to a

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Speaker 1: universe of just living there. I would just want to

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Speaker 1: live there. It would be like a you know, you

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Speaker 1: could totally just lose, like never leave that VR area.

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Speaker 1: It's so upsetting, it was.

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Speaker 2: I brought it up because I know you like sci

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Speaker 2: fi so much in that story. But it's pretty wild.

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Speaker 1: Also, as AI gets better, Like right now, we we

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Speaker 1: just we hired a data scientist to write an algorithm

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Speaker 1: for us that will write jokes. Yeah, and we're doing

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Speaker 1: trying to create the first AI comedian called Jokatron, and

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Speaker 1: I take them out on stage and we do jokes together, obviously.

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Speaker 1: But the so I've been like looking a lot into

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Speaker 1: AI and like where they are with like predictive text

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that is pretty crazy. Like you could

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Speaker 1: have a facsimile of someone relatively easy just with the

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Speaker 1: tech that exists.

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Speaker 2: Now. Yeah, it's it's a problem. I would say, this

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Speaker 2: is a problem.

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Speaker 1: Is it a problem? I mean, like I think it's

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Speaker 1: just going to be something that happened.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a reality. That's the other thing. I did,

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Speaker 2: the oculous thing, and I did like they did a

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Speaker 2: demo for like creators and writers, and I was they

753
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Speaker 2: were like, which one do you want to do? And

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'll do the hot air balloon and

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Speaker 2: BALI and then I'm looking three hundred and sixty degrees.

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Speaker 2: I mean in a hot air balloon, you can see

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Speaker 2: the other people there, you can't see where the camera is.

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Speaker 2: And then I did like a train ride on the

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Speaker 2: Darling Limited or whatever it's called, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: now I don't need to go and do that because

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Speaker 2: it was crazy like walking around and being like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm on this trend. It felt so real that I

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Speaker 2: canceled my flight.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I've done VR two once and it is

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Speaker 4: pretty incredible, but not necessarily as addictive as I thought.

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Speaker 4: And I think that's what they're discovering too, Like there

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Speaker 4: is something about like it's okay to go away a

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Speaker 4: little bit through a movie or even three d's not

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Speaker 4: as big as it was anymore. I know video games

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Speaker 4: you have more control, and that is VR, but I

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Speaker 4: don't know. I feel like that story is interesting, but

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Speaker 4: also you know that cost money? Sure, Oh yeah, get

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Speaker 4: that recreate. So that's like a that's going to be

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Speaker 4: a situation for rich, richer people. Yes, And I think

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Speaker 4: there's going to be other people are going to choose

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Speaker 4: the option of just trusting their own memories, yeah, and

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Speaker 4: moving forward, because I think it would be too painful for.

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Speaker 1: Some Definitely, it sounds going, Yeah, I know, it sounds

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Speaker 1: incredibly painful, and it sounds like like living in the past.

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Speaker 1: It just freaks with.

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Speaker 4: The person, Like, I don't think that really honors what

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Speaker 4: the person that you are. It's not what the person

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Speaker 4: would necessarily do, so that's not the person.

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Speaker 1: I also just it just brings up so many things

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Speaker 1: of like the things that we are going to have

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Speaker 1: to deal with with our children, like when they're seventeen

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Speaker 1: or sixteen, and the tech that they're interacting with this stuff,

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Speaker 1: like issues that we can't even imagine right now. And

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Speaker 1: this would this is like a problem that I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: have been able to imagine that someone just like gets

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Speaker 1: trapped in a VR reality because of an emotional attachment

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Speaker 1: to an AI. Essentially.

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Speaker 4: I know it's gonna now those that's gonna be a

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Speaker 4: real problem.

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Speaker 2: Have you guys gone to a four DX theater yet

796
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Speaker 2: and gotten sprayed in the face with water? No? Oh,

797
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: you gotta go, Oh my gosh, that downtown Regal Cinema.

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00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 2: I went and saw the Meg. Incredible experience.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: You sit in seats that move left and right, up

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Speaker 2: and down. They have fans. When helicopters take off, you

802
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 2: get blown in the face. And then on the arm

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Speaker 2: rest they have a button that says water on or

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00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 2: water off, and the water on. Whenever the shark jumps

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00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 2: out or somebody dives in the water, it sprays you

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00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 2: in the face with water. So when they do a

807
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 2: tracking shot over a beach, it smell. They pump in

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Speaker 2: the smell of copper tone. No, you gotta go. And

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00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 2: then when people get in a fist fighter being chomped

810
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Speaker 2: alive by a giant megaladon, it punches you in the back.

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Speaker 2: It has little like punching things. So at its best,

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Speaker 2: you're on a boat, you're getting wind and water sprayed

813
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Speaker 2: at you. Jason Statham gets in a fight, you're getting

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Speaker 2: punched in the back, and then the Meg jumps out

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Speaker 2: of the water. I cannot recommend enough. I went and

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Speaker 2: saw Boys for Life in it. I'm gonna go see

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Speaker 2: my spy with it. I only go see the krem

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Speaker 2: de la Creme at I Highlight. It's twenty bucks or

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Speaker 2: twenty five bucks. And it is so fun. My friend

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Speaker 2: Mike Levanos took a he didn't know what it was,

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Speaker 2: and he went in with his wife and they had

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Speaker 2: a pine of beer and a glass of red wine

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Speaker 2: and the movie started and just threw their alcohol on

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Speaker 2: the air and soaked them. It is the dumbest, most

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Speaker 2: fun way too. You have to go, We'll go next

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Speaker 2: time movie. Yeahs, it'll be a throuple.

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Speaker 1: But also think about the new job that that created,

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Speaker 1: where there's a guy who's like, Okay, this splash is

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Speaker 1: like a five percent splash, and then like adjusts, like

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Speaker 1: how much splash you get for the visual image. Now

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Speaker 1: this way it's gonna be lower kidney punch and then shake, shake,

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Speaker 1: and then one more lower kidney put that's right, has

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Speaker 1: to do that for an entire move.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna blow them, we're gonna square them, we're gonna

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Speaker 2: punch him in the guts. And they're like this sounds

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Speaker 2: pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that should be the cell.

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Speaker 4: Like disney Land meets the movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the Uppet three D thing that used

840
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Speaker 2: to be at MGM. But it's just any movie, and

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Speaker 2: it does feel a little rushed. Kurt's point, it feels

842
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Speaker 2: like the guy that did it was like the senior intern,

843
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 2: not the new intern. And it's just they just take

844
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Speaker 2: you through hell. Twenty five dollars Regal Cinema Downtown.

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Speaker 1: Oh, let's go.

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Speaker 2: You got one more for me?

847
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Speaker 1: I got one more, Kristen, you want one more? I

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Speaker 1: love this is right this pot.

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Speaker 2: This is right up your alley.

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Speaker 1: Mississippi community left confused. This is from Fox News. Oh

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Speaker 1: and this is by Kathleen Joyce. Uh, Mississippi community left

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Speaker 1: confused after bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously keep appearing.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, favorite story.

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Speaker 4: I love mash potatoes. You know me.

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Speaker 1: I know you love mashed potatoes, and I think you

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Speaker 1: love mysterious mash potatos.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: I did tell now this is my favorite one.

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Speaker 1: So four so literally, they've just been finding bowls. This town,

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Speaker 1: this whole town has been finding bowls of mash potato

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Speaker 1: like on their car, like they come out in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I walked outside Yesterda morning seven and a ham got

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Speaker 1: my car and that's why I noticed white bowl on

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Speaker 1: my windshield. There's another one that was just inside a

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Speaker 1: inside someone's mailbox, just a thing of mashed potatoes. Inside

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Speaker 1: a mailbox.

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Speaker 4: Just real quick, when you say just the thing, have

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Speaker 4: they been eaten? Are they untouched? Are they presented with gravy?

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Speaker 1: It was it was not immediately clear if anyone has

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Speaker 1: eaten the potatoes. So, no, the potatoes are not eating.

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a fresh bowl of mashed potatoes.

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00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 4: Someone just like, I'm done with these mashed potatoes and

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Speaker 4: just leaving them.

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Speaker 1: All all over town, constantly walking around with a bowl

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Speaker 1: of mashed potatoes and finishing them and leaving the ball.

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Speaker 4: Please, Yeah, let's not condescend.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm so I no, no, of course, I mean

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Speaker 1: that just means that you've definitely walked around with a

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Speaker 1: bowl of mashed potatoes, finishing them and just gotten rid

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Speaker 1: of the bowl.

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Speaker 4: A Mississippi free spirit. Okay, so I love this one.

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Speaker 1: How is the whole story potatoes?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 1: It says, let's.

885
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Speaker 2: See hundreds, that would be amazing.

886
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: No, I bet you it's probably around a dozen or

887
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: so too.

888
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

889
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 2: It's either like those things are either mental illness where

890
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 2: somebody's doing something where they are they're doing something that

891
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 2: we don't know the story and they're just doing this

892
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 2: for a reason, or in Mississippi they are performance artists

893
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 2: that are way ahead of what we're doing, and they're

894
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 2: like conceptually doing things that we love and then at

895
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 2: its best, they never reveal themselves. The stops at some point,

896
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: maybe in ten years, they start up again for a moment.

897
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,760
Speaker 2: I mean, I love cereal massed potatoes.

898
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: I love I mean, it's so much better than a

899
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: cereal shitter, do you know what I mean? Somebody's like

900
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 1: shitting on people's cars.

901
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 2: That happens a lot too.

902
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: It happened so much. There was one in Denver to

903
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: remember that one really took off, that woman who would

904
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: always she jogged and shout on people's lawns and then went.

905
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 4: Away jogging the other day after drinking all day. Oh yeah,

906
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 4: I was like, remember like Rob Dea telling a story

907
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 4: how he pulled over and took a ship on a jog,

908
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 4: and I was like, yeah, I need to take a

909
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 4: shit hit.

910
00:40:59,280 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 2: Did you?

911
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 1: Did you?

912
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 4: Of course not, because I'm a lady.

913
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: Oh I've done it. I've done it. Yeah. In the

914
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: woods in the woods in New Jersey. In the woods

915
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, I ran into the woods and I

916
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: leaned up against a tree, and I took a ship

917
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: and I had paper towels in my pocket, so normal.

918
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 2: Thing to job with. I'm always shocking with paper towels

919
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 2: in my pocket. Why did you have paper towels?

920
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: I have paper towels in my pocket at all times

921
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: because it's just to blow my nose. You know. It's

922
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 1: like a terrible version of a handkerchief.

923
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I see, Hey, it's hard.

924
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: It's gross.

925
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 2: It's just hurts like hell, you're like, I need to

926
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 2: get Clarton prompt.

927
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: I should have just got I should just have a handkerchief,

928
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: but no, I don't.

929
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 2: I have always You're sort of that kind of guy.

930
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 2: I can't believe you don't have a handkerchief.

931
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: No, thank you.

932
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 4: I feel like i've seen you at the handkerchiefs.

933
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 1: I used to have a handkerchief. Yeah, but they do

934
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 1: get gross as well. You know, you have to wash

935
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: your handkerchiefs, so you have to have a lot of

936
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: handkerchiefs off your handkerchief guys. Of course you have to

937
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: wash it if you're chefing it up.

938
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 2: New York's tough for laundry too. It's a tough place

939
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 2: to do laundry. So I can understand why you've banned

940
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: it there out here. When you have it in your house.

941
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: You're good, You're right.

942
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: I should get a bunch of very nice handkerchiefs with

943
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: your monogram. That's actually something we could That's that'd be

944
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: great merch. Banana's handkerchiefs. Yeah, outs got he loves, he loves.

945
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

946
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I give my merch away. I don't you know,

947
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not in it for the money, guys.

948
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 2: I'm in it for the experience.

949
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 4: Do people know about your mud Flap things Maryland?

950
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 2: Probably the thirty to fifty people that really enjoy this

951
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 2: podcast are very well aware that I give out a

952
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 2: lot of beer koozies and some you know, scarves and

953
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: T shirts and everything. Swimsuits. Yeah, those are those are

954
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 2: for sale because I give that money to Planned Parenthount.

955
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, very cool.

956
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:50,879
Speaker 3: Yeah.

957
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: Do you got one more story?

958
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 4: Follow Maryland Mudflap on Twitter.

959
00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, on Twitter Home of the tweets, and follow Kayshaw.

960
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: This one I think is relatable. This one's not as

961
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,760
Speaker 2: dark as my last. Talking to your dead daughter one Okay, okay.

962
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 2: According to CNN, an uber driver in Virginia has been

963
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 2: charged with two counts of abduction, reckless driving, felony, hit

964
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 2: and run, and kidnapping wow, which I guess is probably

965
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: also the abduction. So I won't name this gentleman's name

966
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 2: because I don't know if he's guilty or not. But

967
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 2: John Murray and his wife, I'm just kidding. A husband

968
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 2: wife couple were on a rare date night. After dinner.

969
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: They use there we go, great movie. Uh. They use

970
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 2: Uber like we all do to get home. They thought

971
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 2: it was the end of a routine night. They get

972
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 2: in this car and a few blocks blocks later, they

973
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 2: were rear ended by another driver. Their driver stopped and

974
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 2: the car takes off, so their uber driver starts chasing them.

975
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 2: This live streamed on Facebook. Happened. The husband that was

976
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 2: on the date starts filming and in the video it's

977
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 2: all very calm and they're just like, oh my gosh,

978
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 2: like what we need to do. The wife calls nine

979
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 2: to one one, and then all of a sudden, their

980
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 2: driver just takes off, locks the doors, and takes off

981
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 2: and starts speeding after the hit and run. So over

982
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 2: the next four and a half minutes, they have live

983
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 2: streaming on Facebook the video of their driver where they're

984
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 2: yelling stop, pull over, don't like let us out, let

985
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 2: us out, and then he finally goes the father and

986
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 2: mother go, we have four kids, we can't be driving

987
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 2: like this. Totally gets ignored. This guy's like, I cannot

988
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: let him get away with this. So the uber driver

989
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 2: takes him on this crazy chase. Halfway through this chase,

990
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 2: while they're like pull over, pull over, pull over, and

991
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 2: the wife is on with nine one one and the

992
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 2: operator is going pullover, sir, do not chase this person.

993
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 2: Do not chase this person, they get hit by another car. Now,

994
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 2: so after they get hit, you hear the impact. You

995
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 2: see the video. Everybody's relatively okay. They all got bruises,

996
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: but nobody got seriously hurt. The uber driver takes off

997
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 2: again and starts chasing the initial driver even after the

998
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 2: second accident.

999
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: So then he's now he's a runaway. Now he's leaving

1000
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: the scene of an act.

1001
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, twice essentially, And so if you well,

1002
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 2: the first time.

1003
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: He did was still the scene should yeah yeah, but yeah,

1004
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: they could hear the impact in the video.

1005
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 2: They're screaming. The nine to one one operators is like

1006
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 2: yelling let him out, like let him out of the car,

1007
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 2: and eventually the driver they're yelling him so much he

1008
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 2: pulls over and they get out, but it always live

1009
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 2: streaming on Facebook.

1010
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I want to see that video. Have you

1011
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 1: ever been have you ever been an accident in uber taxi? No?

1012
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 2: I feel like comedians have a lot of these stories

1013
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 2: now like I feel like comedians on the road are

1014
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 2: taking lots of ubers and lifts, and now, like those stories,

1015
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 2: I'm starting to see more and more.

1016
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 4: When you started telling me that story, I thought you

1017
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,959
Speaker 4: were just doing the premise for Kamil Nanjianni and he's

1018
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 4: the raise new movie.

1019
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 2: It's it is.

1020
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: It is viral marketing for that. It is Lovebirds.

1021
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, love Birds. I got seven hundred dollars to read

1022
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 2: that story. Oh my god, already spent it. That's the problem.

1023
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: I already spent it. I was at Boston Market yesterday.

1024
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 2: You know, I like Boston Market.

1025
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: I wonder how much food you get a Boston Market.

1026
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: Seven hundred dollars. That's probably like a.

1027
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 4: Good to test for our listeners.

1028
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: Right, take a photo, we'll put it on the website.

1029
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,720
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you guys are the new killed girp

1030
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 4: in hard stars.

1031
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 2: Not even not even like the smallest like an eyelash.

1032
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 2: We're an eyelash. Have you been an accident in an uber?

1033
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: No, I have never been an accident. Rumer the yeah.

1034
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: The only the last horrible thing that happened to me

1035
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: in a lift with someone tried to play me their music.

1036
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 2: You know.

1037
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, I'm a musician, and I was

1038
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: just like, oh man, I can't say I don't care, yeah,

1039
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: but I seriously don't. And I just tried to be

1040
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: in my phone and then it was like play some music,

1041
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,720
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is torture.

1042
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 2: I had one recently, like really recently, and it was

1043
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 2: an older gentleman. He picks me up and from the

1044
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 2: minute I get in and I'm like, hey, sir, I'm Scottie.

1045
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 2: How are you, He's like fine, and then he just

1046
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 2: starts complaining about everything. He has political radio on, but

1047
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 2: like somebody says, somebody on the radio is like deep

1048
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 2: fucking and then he like goes and then it's like

1049
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 2: a left hand turn. He's like de fucking turns and

1050
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 2: every fifteen seconds, excuse me, he's like this street, these

1051
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: double parkers, these pedestrians, I'm talking every fifteen seconds. I

1052
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 2: was like, this guy is the least happy, angriest man

1053
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 2: I've ever been in his car. So then we're kind

1054
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 2: of cutting through the city and like, you know, somebody,

1055
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 2: he like waves somebody across the street. He's like, go,

1056
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 2: go go. He's screaming. Then we get to this point

1057
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: and there's a little dog, like a little jackrest on

1058
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 2: its owner and the dog is just jumping up to like,

1059
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 2: and he goes, oh, doggy, doggy Hi. He rolls down

1060
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 2: the window, waves at the doggie, goes hi, Hi Hi,

1061
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 2: and then the light turns green and he drives and

1062
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 2: is insane, like these fuckers just terriffic. So this guy's

1063
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 2: whole life is just pure l It's like truly Helen Earth.

1064
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: And then when he sees a jumping dog, he's just like,

1065
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 2: oh my god, oh my got And I'm like it

1066
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 2: was the weird five stars obviously, Tip.

1067
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: I give everybody a five star. Have you ever not

1068
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 1: given somebody a five star on a Uber?

1069
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 4: Never?

1070
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 2: Never? I'm five star all the way, five star all

1071
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 2: the way.

1072
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: It can be a terrible ride. I'm like five stars.

1073
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a Lyft I'm a Lyft boy. I don't

1074
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 2: really Uber, I'm a lyft guy.

1075
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: Are there no stars on Lyft?

1076
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 2: There are I'm five stars on lyft for something on Uber,

1077
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,439
Speaker 2: and I feel like Uber drivers were former like black

1078
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 2: car drivers that hate you the moment you walk out

1079
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 2: of your house.

1080
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: I just like it because there's less conversation on an Uber.

1081
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting, Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah.

1082
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't want to talk, and

1083
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: I feel like Uber drivers talk less. I don't know,

1084
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: it's probably not true.

1085
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah. I was going up to maybe

1086
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: your old house in Burbank that right when we moved

1087
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 2: all moved out here. And the guy picks me up

1088
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 2: and he had hands on ten and two and he

1089
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 2: looked like that guy that would oh gosh, it doesn't matter.

1090
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 2: But he was like an older kind of nerdier dude,

1091
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 2: and he goes, sir, I will get you to your

1092
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 2: destination safely, but I drive the exact speed limit and

1093
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,720
Speaker 2: I go, that's fine. I don't care. Then he cranks

1094
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 2: up like the song Blue Moon, like the fifties sort

1095
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:21,720
Speaker 2: of version, that version, And when the road was twenty

1096
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 2: five miles an hour, he would make it at twenty five,

1097
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 2: at thirty five, at thirty five, we'd get on the highway,

1098
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 2: like get on the five whatever, that is fifty five

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Speaker 2: or sixty five. He would get it up to that

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Speaker 2: level and then exactly there he would break if he

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Speaker 2: went above it, he would speed up if he didn't,

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Speaker 2: and he drove the exact speed limit the entire way.

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Speaker 1: That is literally what it's going to be like when

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Speaker 1: cars drive themselves. You essentially were in a driverless driver.

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Speaker 2: He was, Yeah, gosh, I gotta think of the guy

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking of, but please proceed.

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Speaker 1: But it was wild, oh man, Kristin five stars by

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Speaker 1: the way, five stars, of course. Yeah, Kristin, do you

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Speaker 1: have anything that you would like to plug before we

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Speaker 1: wrap everything up?

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Speaker 4: Of course please. I hope that everybody votes blue and

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Speaker 4: also watches Bob's Burgers and I mean, if you want

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Speaker 4: to rent My Spy on DVD ORDX, yeah, you can't

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00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 4: go wrong. It's fun for the family. Also maybe oh.

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Speaker 2: Bill and Ted, Oh yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 4: In August twenty first, that'll be fun. The Hot Tubs show.

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00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: Every month every Monday night every month.

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Speaker 4: This Monday night will sell out, but try to come

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Speaker 4: to other Mondays. Fifteen year anniversary.

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Speaker 1: Shows, Heavy Bill.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, just that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, we have the Bananas Podcast Instagram account.

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Speaker 2: And you do.

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Speaker 1: Scotti has been filling it out four months, maybe for

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Speaker 1: a full year, so it is chock with content. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you can find some of the stories we talked about today.

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Speaker 1: It's I'll go to Instagram and it's called The Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'll be in Bloomington, Indiana, June eighteen, nineteen to twenty June,

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Speaker 1: because this doesn't come out till April, late April.

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Speaker 3: You're you're just.

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Speaker 1: Remarking on the month of June. Takes her back the

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Speaker 1: last summer, Scotty, anything coming up?

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Speaker 2: Nope, just thanks Karen and Georgia and exactly right. We're

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Speaker 2: glad to be here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Oh, why are we thinking? Karen and Georgia.

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Speaker 2: This is their we're under their umbrella.

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Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, this.

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Speaker 2: Is their studio.

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Speaker 1: This is their studio.

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Speaker 2: We are in the studio of death. This is the

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Speaker 2: studio that murder bills.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, what have their own?

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Speaker 2: They reached out and said it's called exactly right, and

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Speaker 2: they go, Scotty, you and Kurt specifically, just you two

1146
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 2: have something so unique you don't need a third No

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00:51:55,360 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 2: women involved, you two, and we said we couldn't read more. Yeah,

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00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 2: and we're so glad to have you as a first guest.

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Speaker 1: And Kristin you want to you want to come back first,

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Speaker 1: I'll cut all that stuff in the middle, uh where

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Speaker 1: Kristin didn't know where she was your favorite Murder, That's.

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Speaker 2: What all the stuff on the walls is Steven Famously

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Speaker 2: And I.

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Speaker 4: Was like, what the And I thought Georgia's I was

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Speaker 4: like murder.

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00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 2: And George Stephen is literally the producer of all those episodes. Congratulations,

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Speaker 2: We're never blindfolding a guest again. We're gonna prep our guests.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: No, this isn't some rinky dink. This isn't us in

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Speaker 2: the back of a U haul truck. This is the

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Speaker 2: big time. This is the pros everyone.

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Speaker 1: I just figure that we just have to have one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Great, you could come back whenever you want. Kristin, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you maybe could be just.

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Speaker 4: Shout because I don't want to over step. But if

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Speaker 4: this is another excuse to hang out with my friends

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Speaker 4: like Hata.

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Speaker 2: Viz, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Cheers, cheers, cheers for the first episode of Bananas Bananas.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered

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Speaker 1: by Katie Levine, theme song by Khan Amani.

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Speaker 2: And all of Our artwork is done by Travis Millard, So.

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Speaker 1: Please follow us on Instagram at The Bananas Podcast where

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00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: we post so many more stories and make it here

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Speaker 1: and you.

1177
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 2: Can share with us your strange news story by dming

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Speaker 2: us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 1: So listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on

1180
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,879
Speaker 1: Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 5: Bananas, Bananas but There and Then Driving.

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Speaker 3: Me, p Thereas, maybe Pudas but the day pres