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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's getting a lot of publicity

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Speaker 1: on TikTok for his new invention, the reverse Umbrella.

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Speaker 2: Oh tired of saying dry all the time, introducing the

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Speaker 2: umbrella that funnels rained directly onto you because wetter is better,

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Speaker 2: get yours. With laser stories, the segment will read weird

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Speaker 2: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 2: except we've got a laser and those other trashy splashies

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Speaker 2: just don't.

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Speaker 3: This first laser story is out of Colorado.

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Speaker 1: A forty year old man named Eugene Robertson had a

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Speaker 1: bizarre interaction at Burger King recently. He'd gone through the

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Speaker 1: drive through, ordered seven items because he was hungry.

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Speaker 4: We're not judging him, Jeffrey, none of us.

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Speaker 3: That's it, okay.

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Speaker 1: And then when it came time to pay, unfortunately Eugene

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Speaker 1: didn't have his wallet with him.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's why you need to do the

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Speaker 4: phone pay like. It has saved me so many times

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Speaker 4: and it has.

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Speaker 1: Changed my life.

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Speaker 3: So what did he do?

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Speaker 1: Eugene didn't want to go home and get it, so

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Speaker 1: instead he offered a different solution. How about paying for

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Speaker 1: the food with a baggie of drugs.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like a fair trade.

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Speaker 4: S iPhone payment or drugs.

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Speaker 1: Well, the employee refused and Eugene, who was getting hungrier

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Speaker 3: Okay, he was so hungry, so naturally he pulled a

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Speaker 3: gun on him, but he tried to do things a

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Speaker 3: nice way. He did. Luckily he didn't shoot.

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Speaker 1: Instead, he drove off without his food and then proceeded

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Speaker 1: to try the same thing at a seven eleven across

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Speaker 3: He was angry.

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Speaker 1: Eugene ended up shooting out a surveillance camera, but no

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Speaker 1: one was harmed. When police showed up, they found him

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Speaker 1: hiding in some nearby bushes, and when he got arrested,

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Speaker 1: the cops asked Eugene if he was okay, and his

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Speaker 1: answer he said he was not physically hurt, but his

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Speaker 1: feelings were definitely hurt.

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Speaker 3: Wants drugs, they're really good drums.

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Speaker 4: Is the worst drug dealer ever? Who's just crying about

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Speaker 4: hurt feelings at the end, guys.

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Speaker 1: Not surprisingly, cops learned that Eugene also had warrants out

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Speaker 1: for additional cases, so he was taken to jail, and

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Speaker 1: with all the suspected crimes put together, he's facing more

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Speaker 1: than four hundred years.

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Speaker 3: In Yeah, maybe should have remembered his wallet. Yeah, that'll

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Speaker 3: learn you. Yeah. Actually, stories out of the world's.

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Speaker 1: Games, everyone has a different favorite. When it comes to

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Speaker 1: the Summer Olympics. There we go, whether it's the lavish

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Speaker 1: opening ceremonies, the lightning speed relay races, even the amateur

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Speaker 1: torch swallowing contest amongst fans participated every single year, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: But if the best part of the games for you

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Speaker 1: is watching the parents of the Olympians react, I then

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Speaker 1: do we have news. Because NBC noticed how much audiences

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Speaker 1: love watching good old mom and dad go nuts in

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Speaker 1: the stands. That's why this summer they'll be fitting Olympic

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Speaker 1: parents with heart rate monitors so we can literally.

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Speaker 3: See it's all excited. They get. That's best stumping away.

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Speaker 4: It might be great if somebody has a heart attack,

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Speaker 4: they'll know it's.

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Speaker 1: Coming and they might prove to be be one of

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Speaker 1: the most lucrative part of the Games because NBC is

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Speaker 1: hoping to sell sponsorships for the heart rate monitors as well,

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Speaker 1: and no word on how often they'll work them into

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Speaker 1: the broadcast, but it's likely going to be a lot.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be sad if your dad is actually bored. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you know that's what it proves.

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Speaker 1: It's entertaining because when they're freaking out and crying, or

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Speaker 1: when they're just like, nah, this is our Other big

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Speaker 1: changes will include a multitude of celebrity hosts and commentators,

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Speaker 1: from Peyton Manning to Jimmy Fallon to Kelly Clarkson and

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Speaker 1: even Snoop Dog.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so excited for him.

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Speaker 1: You can't smoke the ribbon in the gymnastics ceremonies.

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer Stories out of Food News.

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Speaker 1: This has been all over social media recently, but just

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Speaker 1: in case you missed it, Pringles has partnered with Crocs

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Speaker 1: to launch a unique snacking accessory.

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Speaker 3: It's an ankle.

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Speaker 1: Holster for holding potato chips integrated into boots.

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Speaker 3: I'm showing my host the picture of it right now.

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Speaker 1: You can check it out on our instance stories at

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Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey Brook, How would you describe it?

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Speaker 4: It goes around your angle like a bracelet and then

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Speaker 4: it literally is a pocket that will fit one of

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Speaker 4: those shortcns of Pringles inside of it.

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Speaker 1: The company says this novelty item is just part of

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Speaker 1: a limited edition Pringles x Crocs line, and these classic

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Speaker 1: Crush boots are equipped with a mini can of a

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Speaker 1: brand new flavor watermelon chili lime.

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Speaker 4: Watermelon watermelons an good, but the chili lime spice aver

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Speaker 4: that does it say anything? Because there's an extra pocket

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Speaker 4: next to the Pringles can What that pocket's for or

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Speaker 4: do we not know?

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Speaker 1: For your weapons. The collaboration also features other footwear options

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Speaker 1: with Pringles themed decorations, including clogs, classic slides, and much more,

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Speaker 1: though the boots with the Pringle holder still remain available,

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Speaker 1: not selling out for some reason.

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Speaker 4: If you have one of those short cans of Pringles,

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Speaker 4: you just have an empty can.

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Speaker 3: I mean you're gonna eat the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna walk around with an empty can all day.

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Speaker 1: This move by Pringles and Crocs capitalizes on the growing

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Speaker 1: snack food market, merging fashion with food and an Instagram

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Speaker 1: ready twist. I think I still have a top Ramen

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Speaker 1: sweater line around somewhere, do you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I remember that was cool, Like three years ago.

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Speaker 4: I missed that one.

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Speaker 3: I know where it's at. Its next slaz The story

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Speaker 3: is out of the good Life.

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Speaker 1: The decade ago, the American dream was to live in

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Speaker 1: the suburbs in a three bedroom house with a white

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Speaker 1: picket fence and two point five children.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that half a kid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is so easy.

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Speaker 1: Well, that dream could be changing, because a full third

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Speaker 1: of Americans say they wouldn't actually mind living in a

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Speaker 1: van down by.

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Speaker 3: The river pleasure.

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Speaker 4: This has literally been my goal since college.

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Speaker 3: I mean, do you think that I didn't do a

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Speaker 3: major in art for no reason? Yes, so they could

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Speaker 3: grow up to be a homeless person living back.

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Speaker 4: I didn't finish it, and it's still a big regrets.

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Speaker 3: You're accidentally successful. God, I have a job.

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Speaker 1: Thousand adults were asked would you ever consider van life,

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Speaker 1: and they defined it as a lifestyle that involves living

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Speaker 1: and traveling in a converted van. The result, thirty six

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Speaker 1: percent of Americans said yes, and that includes thirteen percent

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Speaker 1: who actively want to do that right now.

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Speaker 4: You know what, I love it until you actually see

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Speaker 4: the RV parks by the side of the freeway.

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Speaker 3: My friends that tried it always be like, well I

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Speaker 3: did it till it broke down. Every time you do

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Speaker 3: have to learn how.

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Speaker 4: To fix it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you've ever seen the videos online, it looks

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Speaker 1: absolutely miserable. Like percent of the time is absolute garbage.

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Speaker 1: You have to go shower in like seven elevens.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, Jeffrey, you just stop showering. Why have you not?

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Speaker 3: What a nice smelling van that's going to.

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Speaker 1: Just the morning sunrise, not my RV got broke into

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Speaker 1: twice over Yeah, fifty two percent said no thanks.

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Speaker 3: Not surprisingly, almost half of people under thirty loved the idea.

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Speaker 3: They love it. A lot of gen z ers are

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Speaker 1: The same Paul also found forty four percent of us

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Speaker 1: wouldn't mind living in a tiny house with less than

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Speaker 1: five hundred square feet of space.

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Speaker 4: They're so cute though, you know, like you have you

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Speaker 4: ever read one and you're like, look at how they

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Speaker 4: thought of storage here.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing. I mean, it definitely works for some people.

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Speaker 1: This guy has a tiny little condo that's equipped with

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Speaker 1: a sexy secret back room and you can learn all

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Speaker 1: about that when the book comes out. Fifty shades of

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Speaker 1: green buyers. Now, that's how means Laser Stories has come

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Speaker 1: to an end for the day.

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time on Friday. Brooke and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning