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Speaker 3: Yours edition listener is Josh Johnson, right for the Daily Show.
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Speaker 3: original Daily show podcasts, Hold Up, hosted by me and
Speaker 3: Daily Show correspondent d'ill say Sloan. It's where we take
Speaker 3: our office banter into a weekly war words about topics
Speaker 3: big and small. In this episode, we have an aquatic
Speaker 3: argument of indoor versus outdoor pools. We chat about what
Speaker 3: our dream pools would look like and what is the
Speaker 3: best pool day experience. Tune in to find out which
Speaker 3: side of the debate weed land on. If you like
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Speaker 2: So step your game up.
Speaker 3: Live an indoor pool lifestyle, Feed clothes and pool your family.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's amazing. Okay, feed clothe and pool your family.
Speaker 1: Honestly I can get behind that.
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, welcome to Hold Up. I am Josh Johnson,
Speaker 3: I am one of your co hosts. I'm a writer
Speaker 3: for the Daily Show, and I am joined.
Speaker 1: By Jill Day's long cut Curt correct Been.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not I'm not a hater.
Speaker 3: I was waiting for the rest because I said your name,
Speaker 3: but then you did the noises, but then you stopped talking.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they know. I'm of course brother than the
Speaker 1: Daily Show. I got to say this every time.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know who's listening.
Speaker 1: Joshua, tell the people what is a topic for today?
Speaker 2: We are going to be talking about something that is
Speaker 2: It's tough because some people.
Speaker 3: To some people, it's gonna seem the same, all right,
Speaker 3: and we need you to know it's not.
Speaker 2: It's not the same at all.
Speaker 3: Okay, today's topic is indoor pool versus outdoor pool.
Speaker 1: And you know, as originally a Florida Negro, you know
Speaker 1: exactly what side I'm gonna pick. But we're gonna give
Speaker 1: the people li Hinte Jez a momentou to think about it.
Speaker 1: So play the music. Now, what side do you think
Speaker 1: me and josh pick? Because you picked your side, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, Joshua, tell the people hand tight
Speaker 1: mm what indire? Always misguided, always misg wow, always inaccurate,
Speaker 1: incorrect point of view? What did you pick?
Speaker 2: I chose indoor pool?
Speaker 1: Incorrect?
Speaker 2: We're going okay, you want to talk about incorrect?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm telling you right now because the thing that
Speaker 3: you are picking with outdoor pool, you're imagining a specific
Speaker 3: type of pool that I don't have to deal with
Speaker 3: being inside. Okay, And I'm talking about that above ground
Speaker 3: outdoor pool.
Speaker 2: All right. That's that's up. That's up with your pools. Okay.
Speaker 2: All of my pools go deep, all right.
Speaker 3: All of my pools inside are lavish decade.
Speaker 1: So you're saying that there's no indoor above ground pools.
Speaker 2: I have not seen one. Yeah, but where have you
Speaker 2: seen one?
Speaker 1: You've never seen Jesus, but believe in him.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, where have you seen one? The pools that
Speaker 3: we're talking about outside.
Speaker 1: I would never see an above ground.
Speaker 4: Indooro I'm starting to think that maybe there aren't any,
Speaker 4: all right. If I have seen what you haven't seen,
Speaker 4: there has to be somewhere. Yes, But we're talking about
Speaker 4: one maybe, versus thousands of above ground right sitting on
Speaker 4: the top of the lawn, raid a bust like bad
Speaker 4: Boys too?
Speaker 2: Above ground pools?
Speaker 1: Is it indoor above ground pool? Just a hot tub?
Speaker 3: I feel like even the hot tubs are a little
Speaker 3: bit more sunken indoors. I've never climbed up to get
Speaker 3: to a hot tub.
Speaker 1: All indoor therapy pools are above are sit up above ground.
Speaker 2: Oh so even when my pools are above ground, they're therapeutic.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you for helping me and my point
Speaker 2: watch outdoors out there with the elements. No, no, thank.
Speaker 1: You too much.
Speaker 2: Dip on my chip. Okay, Wow, pretty rich coming from you.
Speaker 2: It might always misguided.
Speaker 3: We had barely start the episode, and I always misguided you.
Speaker 2: Because here's the thing.
Speaker 3: When you are in an indoor pool, sit okay, when
Speaker 3: you're protected from the elements. Now, I could actually go
Speaker 3: swimming when it's raining. I go swimming when it's lightning.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I don't have to worry about what the rest of
Speaker 3: the world is doing when I go swim.
Speaker 1: Okay. I'm just gonna send you as welld thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, on.
Speaker 1: It's five grand.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about kidie pool? Is that what you're
Speaker 2: sending me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Negro okay, because the kiddie pool could be indoors or outdoors.
Speaker 2: That's a stalemate.
Speaker 3: No, no, this is still outside.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 3: That's an outside trying to be inside outdoor pool.
Speaker 2: Now help me out. Tell me what you think.
Speaker 3: Is so special about outdoor pools what puts them over
Speaker 3: the edge of indoor. Because I got air conditioning, I
Speaker 3: got safety.
Speaker 1: Me and my brother, my mama, my family used to
Speaker 1: live on North Miami Beach.
Speaker 2: Okay, you lived in.
Speaker 1: A hotel on North Farman Beach. And every day I
Speaker 1: would either go swimming in the pool or swimming in
Speaker 1: the ocean, right like my brother and I. My brother
Speaker 1: had a German tourist. My brother had to swim for me.
Speaker 1: A pool is nostalgia. You know. When I was little,
Speaker 1: we would go to my Auntiejoy's house for my birthday
Speaker 1: every year, and they had a pool at their house
Speaker 1: because and then you know, my Auntififi, her parents had
Speaker 1: a pool, so like I grew up going to black people's.
Speaker 2: Houses with pools, okay uh.
Speaker 1: And then we went to campus, so we would go swimming.
Speaker 1: And because I can swim enough to keep myself alive.
Speaker 1: I'm not out here going to the Olympics or nothing
Speaker 1: like that. But you know, water won't kill me. Land
Speaker 1: probably will, but water, I'm good. I'm boying and shit
Speaker 1: for me. The outdoor pool also, it's like me, you'd
Speaker 1: appreciate this. So when I moved to la at twenty
Speaker 1: sixteen in Madison Shepherd and Danielle Pez so like, we're
Speaker 1: of my best friends now, and we started this group
Speaker 1: on Facebook called you Can't Swim with Us and we
Speaker 1: would throw pool parties. But Danielle didn't have a pool
Speaker 1: at her house. Dan y'all's mom had a pool. Daniel'l
Speaker 1: didn't have a pool at her house. Madison lived in
Speaker 1: an apartment with no pool, so we would be at
Speaker 1: other people apartment complexes and it was it was a
Speaker 1: private group on Facebook, and these comics were really trying
Speaker 1: because we were private. We were not letting everybody in
Speaker 1: because like listen, it's gonna be plus sized bitches and
Speaker 1: two peace bathing suits and we don't need no static okay.
Speaker 1: And people were pressed to get in this group, Josh
Speaker 1: pressed and sometimes like somebody was like, oh this person
Speaker 1: wants to get in, I'm like I don't really like them,
Speaker 1: so like they had to have like at least two
Speaker 1: thirds approval to get into the group. Well, the other
Speaker 1: wild thing about being in LA at that time was
Speaker 1: that it would be like fucking three point thirty an
Speaker 1: afternoon and on Wednesday, and they're like twelve people here
Speaker 1: to go swimming and I'm like, why, ay noney, all
Speaker 1: are at work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a full time comic.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're not mm hm and you always bitch about
Speaker 1: being broke, go get it. Put it like La is
Speaker 1: the only like I've never had lived in where like
Speaker 1: La where nobody was at work. So for me, the
Speaker 1: pool has represented a lifestuck. Can you swim when there's lightning? No?
Speaker 1: And I've got people tell me they go swimming in
Speaker 1: the rain, which I think is a completely stupid thing
Speaker 1: to do. But I don't like about indoor pools is
Speaker 1: that the room that they're in one always reeks of chlorine,
Speaker 1: is just muggy a lot of times. Also, you know,
Speaker 1: when you're on the road, a lot of hotels like
Speaker 1: Michigan or like Pennsylvania will always have indoor pools.
Speaker 2: Okay, I always feel gross.
Speaker 1: In an indoor pool. There's something about the room is
Speaker 1: always wet, it's always kind of human in there. It's
Speaker 1: always smelling a chlorine, a little muggy. So it's like
Speaker 1: when you're in an outdoor situation, because like a pool
Speaker 1: day is like a sunny day. We are drinking and
Speaker 1: a nice bevarrage, you know, just sitting just out here
Speaker 1: just judging others, really taking in the scene like Stunn excited, excited, excited.
Speaker 1: It's like a pool day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a pool day is a.
Speaker 1: Day like I remember my mom used to drop me
Speaker 1: and my brother off. Technically, I don't think she was
Speaker 1: supposed to be doing this at the public pool in
Speaker 1: a best friend park in Norcross and she drop us
Speaker 1: off with some lunchy. So I've always been like a
Speaker 1: swimming gold swimming kind of can't. Like the dream of
Speaker 1: my life is to have a house with a cement pond.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, yeah I think that that. I think
Speaker 2: that's dope. I want that for you. I will just
Speaker 2: say indoor pool pool day is every day you keep
Speaker 2: listing the best conditions for.
Speaker 1: But see that's the thing. It's like it's the best
Speaker 1: conditions because you're not in a muggy room. You're not
Speaker 1: in you don't come out stinking of chlorine, your eyes
Speaker 1: aren't burning, you know what I mean. It's like the
Speaker 1: room that an indoor pool is in is never a
Speaker 1: nice It never feels good.
Speaker 3: It you.
Speaker 1: No, the water and indoor pool feels nasty. The it's
Speaker 1: always the wrong, it's it never feels good. It never
Speaker 1: feels good to me because it's like humid, but chlorine humid.
Speaker 1: It's muggy.
Speaker 3: M hm.
Speaker 1: Is this pool heated? Is this room heated? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 1: And then it is like your eye start burning because
Speaker 1: it's just a mist of chlorine.
Speaker 2: I just are you allergic to chlorine?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, Okay, it's just there's a lot about the chlorine,
Speaker 3: and I feel like that's never hit me.
Speaker 1: The same because indoor pools, I think are over chlorinated
Speaker 1: because I've never had this. Yeah, I can see that
Speaker 1: because they don't have the sun, you know, to really
Speaker 1: just burn things off. Truly, you have to adapt for
Speaker 1: the fact that this pool is not a fluorescent light.
Speaker 3: To me, I guess an outdoor pool is redundant because
Speaker 3: if you have an outdoor.
Speaker 2: Pool and you have the ocean, just go for the ocean.
Speaker 1: Some people don't like the ocean.
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 1: Some people are very afraid of the ocean. Also, it's
Speaker 1: like there's nothing swimming. Something that swims in a pool
Speaker 1: is peep kind of.
Speaker 2: There's no fish in a swimming pool, not on purpose.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Josh. Chlorine will kill a fish, stop it.
Speaker 1: That's why pools are chlorinated. Those fishes jumping out of
Speaker 1: the sea. Elamar.
Speaker 2: They to go on.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm not playing this game, okay. I will
Speaker 1: not live for these Shenanigans on this day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So what I'm saying is that is also, if
Speaker 1: you're in a landlocked area, you have to have a pool.
Speaker 1: If the closest ocean is more than two hours away,
Speaker 1: you're not going there on a regular basis. If you
Speaker 1: want to get aquatic in this bitch, you have to
Speaker 1: have a pool. Now, when you talk about the history
Speaker 1: of swimming pools, it is very fucked up, you know,
Speaker 1: the fact that we weren't out just swimming them. You know,
Speaker 1: people have pools at their houses because public pools got
Speaker 1: closed because they didn't want us in there, you know.
Speaker 1: But now we get to swim, don't we. Uh?
Speaker 3: Mostly I think, okay, yeah, but I think that indoor
Speaker 3: you can bring you if you have an indoor pool,
Speaker 3: you know what it speaks to me personally?
Speaker 1: You because somebody's house or an establishment.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm talking about both.
Speaker 3: But the one at the house is gonna be hard
Speaker 3: to be okay, because an outdoor.
Speaker 2: Pool at your house, all right, you might still have
Speaker 2: to give.
Speaker 3: That one to nature every once in a while, But
Speaker 3: an indoor pool in your house, I'm bringing the snacks.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't bring snacks to outdoor pool?
Speaker 2: Not always, No, especially if it's above ground.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of the redneck trifector?
Speaker 2: I have heard of it, but remind me what it
Speaker 2: actually is.
Speaker 1: Above ground pool? Okay, trampoline, pontoon boat.
Speaker 3: Three of the most fun things you could hope for
Speaker 3: on a Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 1: You remember, do you know anyone who lives in Florida?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you've been to the home of someone with
Speaker 1: a pool in Florida?
Speaker 2: I believe so. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now did you see that the pool is outside but
Speaker 1: is encased by a screen, like a giant screen as
Speaker 1: big as it basically is as big as the house.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've seen that.
Speaker 1: So basically you're like indoors and outdoors at the same time.
Speaker 2: Don't don't tell me that that hold on that hold on,
Speaker 2: let me send it to you.
Speaker 3: Oh no, this is this is nice. I thought you
Speaker 3: meant when you said a screen. I thought you meant
Speaker 3: the you know, like the screen door material that met
Speaker 3: what that made out of the door.
Speaker 2: It is made out of that.
Speaker 3: I thought that you meant the walls were made out
Speaker 3: of it and the ceiling was made out of it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look like there's.
Speaker 1: You've got the you've got support beams.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some real wall.
Speaker 1: No, what it is just to support beams to create
Speaker 1: the shape, and then in between that is pure screen.
Speaker 3: The thing is if you have a hybrid situation where
Speaker 3: you essentially built onto your pool from outside to make
Speaker 3: it kind of inside. I don't know where that lands.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that becomes inside or it stays outside.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a pool and a screen enclosure. So when
Speaker 1: it does, it's like you can enjoy being outside without
Speaker 1: like the mosquitos and the bugs and all of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also you can have food out there, so there's no flies,
Speaker 1: there's no.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's gonna it's gonna come down somewhat on the flies,
Speaker 3: somewhat on the mosquito. If you're outside, they're fighting their
Speaker 3: way in. Okay, And I think with an indoor pool,
Speaker 3: you don't have to worry about the flies.
Speaker 2: You don't have to worry about them.
Speaker 1: I can get in your house if you're going in
Speaker 1: and out of a door.
Speaker 2: They can, but not at the right. No, just being outside.
Speaker 1: Outside, of course, It's just that's what the bugs are.
Speaker 2: You came to they shit, but you're in their neighborhood.
Speaker 1: You're in their neighborhood. That's why I don't kill bugs
Speaker 1: outside because I'm in they ship. You don't want If
Speaker 1: I'm out, I don't kill bugs. I try not to
Speaker 1: kill a bug if I'm outside. What is his face?
Speaker 2: I'm just.
Speaker 1: From outside. Yeah, I don't want to kill a bug
Speaker 1: if I'm outside, like, that's their ship. Now, if you're
Speaker 1: in my house, that's a different situation.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You came in my ship. Bug. I try to help you.
Speaker 1: I try to put you outside. But if you can donkey.
Speaker 1: You die Like flyers. Though there's a fly in my house,
Speaker 1: you die. I can say that. I don't think you've
Speaker 1: given me any good reason to have an indoor pool.
Speaker 3: The reason I've given you to have an indoor pool
Speaker 3: is that you are not out there. And I can
Speaker 3: list them if you need, But you're not out there
Speaker 3: with the elements. All right, when it light when it's lightning,
Speaker 3: when it is lightning, I can swim in my pool.
Speaker 3: When it's a rainy day, I can swim my pool
Speaker 3: when it's just nasty outside, you know, like sometimes it's
Speaker 3: just not fun outside, even though it's not bad weather.
Speaker 2: I can swim in the pool. My pool indoors is consistent.
Speaker 2: Also a pool indoors if you can afford it, if
Speaker 2: you're blessed like that. Everything it is lavish, it is.
Speaker 2: It is a beautiful thing. I've never seen. I'll just
Speaker 2: say this.
Speaker 3: I've never been in someone's house that had an indoor
Speaker 3: pool and it was ugly. All right, every indoor pool.
Speaker 1: Been in with an indoor pool.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say all their names, but it's it's
Speaker 3: been two friends, yeah, two.
Speaker 1: Where they was this the Louisiana or is this Chicago?
Speaker 2: The uh? One with Chicago? And one was New York.
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 1: An indoor pool in New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah at the house?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yo, you should marry that person.
Speaker 3: Ah nah, he's taken Mary's parents, get adopted, do something.
Speaker 2: Why don't you put in work, why don't you try? Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Everything in New York with just the lack of an
Speaker 1: access to I mean, as a child, I remember seeing
Speaker 1: on TV kids playing like a fire hydrant, and it
Speaker 1: was the saddest thing. I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Look, I'll tell you right now. For my listeners listening
Speaker 3: right now, who get me? Who understand me? Who get
Speaker 3: where I'm coming from? There's two angles right here that
Speaker 3: I want you to hear me from, truly, all right?
Speaker 3: One men, all right, men, I want you to listen
Speaker 3: to me right now. Your family deserves an indoor pool,
Speaker 3: all right. So then, as a man, you gotta go
Speaker 3: out there. You gotta work, You gotta do everything that
Speaker 3: you need to do to go ahead and get an
Speaker 3: indoor pool for your family. You don't want those kids
Speaker 3: out there struggling in an above ground pool. Daddy, I
Speaker 3: can't get out. It's six feet tall. Right, you forgot
Speaker 3: to put the water in. I live here now, right.
Speaker 3: You don't want your children yelling at you like that.
Speaker 3: You don't want your wife yelling at you. Hey, how
Speaker 3: are you gonna get these kids out of this pool?
Speaker 2: There's no water?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: They broke their little feet jumping in. Do a cannonballs
Speaker 2: to nothing? All right? Get an indoor pool. Let them
Speaker 2: see the water down there before they jump in.
Speaker 3: Don't make them jump off, faith, But look second angle
Speaker 3: right here, second angle.
Speaker 2: For the people listening, I want you.
Speaker 3: To have enough money in this world to get an
Speaker 3: indoor pool, because you deserve it. After only after you've
Speaker 3: put in that work, after you've grinded.
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, after that grinding's gonna come up.
Speaker 3: I felt it, yeah, yeah, because honestly a lot of
Speaker 3: the no one gets an indoor pool by chance.
Speaker 1: People put in below ground pools.
Speaker 2: Nobody gets that by chance.
Speaker 1: All right, if your house had already, you got to
Speaker 1: work for exactly.
Speaker 3: You gotta work, You gotta grind. Okay, do say, I
Speaker 3: already know what I'm talking about. You gotta put in worth.
Speaker 3: You gotta go home, look at your house and be
Speaker 3: like house. Why you being lame? Why you being lame? Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, don't rest your head until you can rest
Speaker 3: your head underground in an indoor pool.
Speaker 1: Don't rest on your laurels because you need to be
Speaker 1: resting on the tile of a swimming pool.
Speaker 2: Go ahead and rest on those floaties that you get
Speaker 2: from bringing home all that money to build an indoor pool.
Speaker 2: You already know, you already know.
Speaker 1: I can see what you're saying. You can swim whatever
Speaker 1: you want.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: You can swim anytime in an indoor pool. You can
Speaker 3: grind any time to get it. Indoor pool.
Speaker 1: Get an indoor pool. It has to be heated because
Speaker 1: if it's cold outside and it's a below ground pool,
Speaker 1: your pool could be cold. So you have to get
Speaker 1: a heated pool. And if you're going to be really
Speaker 1: doing it right, you gotta get a saltwater pool.
Speaker 2: That's just a little extra grinded. All right, you don't
Speaker 2: even really need to worry.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's just you already got the indoor pool, buddy,
Speaker 3: that go ahead, just grind until you get the full
Speaker 3: pool money. Yeah. Because it also also you want some lights. Okay,
Speaker 3: maybe you need some lights in the bottom pool with
Speaker 3: no lights, a pool with no lights, a dark pool,
Speaker 3: you might as well be in stranger things.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I saw somebody I don't know on
Speaker 1: my TikTok. It was a pool. It was cleaning TikTok
Speaker 1: and it was pul TikTok British man that cleans pools.
Speaker 1: I didn't know people have some pools England. Yeah, outside pools.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that is a surprise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only I don't know what's We were there
Speaker 1: for the warmest months of the year and it wasn't
Speaker 1: warm enough to go swommen.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so he had a client and they painted
Speaker 1: the bottom of the pool red.
Speaker 2: That's so like it was disturbing. I don't even know
Speaker 2: what to say.
Speaker 1: It was disturbing a red bottom pool.
Speaker 2: So did it just look like you were swimming in blood?
Speaker 2: It did.
Speaker 1: Apparently this person is not the only psychopath to ever
Speaker 1: do this shit.
Speaker 2: That's that's deeply disturbing. I can't even imagine diving in now.
Speaker 3: What is your because because I want to be fair,
Speaker 3: I brought up outdoor, above ground pools, all this stuff,
Speaker 3: all the elements everything I do want to be fair.
Speaker 2: What is your ideal perfect pool?
Speaker 1: Oh well, my ideal perfect pool one is actually near
Speaker 1: the beach.
Speaker 2: Okay. Why is that?
Speaker 1: Because the feeling you get in get into the ocean
Speaker 1: is not the feeling you get when you get into
Speaker 1: a pool. Okay, And I don't like swimming in the
Speaker 1: ocean at night because I don't want to go missing.
Speaker 1: So when you're near the ocean but you're in a pool,
Speaker 1: you get that ocean feeling without the ocean, without being
Speaker 1: in the ocean.
Speaker 2: Okay, got you?
Speaker 3: Got you? And so your ideal pool does it have
Speaker 3: any extra features? Are there any other things going on
Speaker 3: with your pool besides it being near the ocean or
Speaker 3: was that just the first thing?
Speaker 1: That was just the first thing. So first thing. Also,
Speaker 1: there needs to be an areas. Like the pool that
Speaker 1: was at the house we had in the Bahamas was
Speaker 1: great because there was a basically as a bench that
Speaker 1: went all the way like in the water, that went
Speaker 1: all the way around the pool. Inside you're in the pool,
Speaker 1: but you can sit down because not everybody can fit
Speaker 1: on the stairs, you know what I mean. So there's that.
Speaker 1: I did also like the fact that pool was all
Speaker 1: it was just a little bit deeper in the middle,
Speaker 1: but for the most part it was all the same depth.
Speaker 1: I don't even have a pool in my house is
Speaker 1: eight feet deep. That's insane, a good six feet m Also,
Speaker 1: I like those pools where the ones that's not the
Speaker 1: one where you step in, but the ones that like
Speaker 1: start like two or three inches of water and then
Speaker 1: it just gradually gets deeper, the pools on a full encline.
Speaker 1: I like that because then you can really like almost
Speaker 1: just lay down mm hmm and still be in the pool.
Speaker 3: Got you so, so I want to get it right,
Speaker 3: So help me list it right near the ocean has
Speaker 3: the uh, the seated step all the way around, but
Speaker 3: has the gradual steps to enter that that take a while.
Speaker 2: The rise and run of those is smoother and longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you're doing that, so when you have
Speaker 1: those rising, like is that what in it is a
Speaker 1: spot where it just like becomes one level hmm, and
Speaker 1: then you can sit and then there's the deeper part
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: Got you and it's only going six feet deep, it's
Speaker 3: not going eight feet not going way way beyond.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, all right? Is there anything else?
Speaker 1: This is my dream pool?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so don't even think about the house, think about
Speaker 3: just the pool. You can have whatever you want at
Speaker 3: the pool, because because when I tell you mine, I
Speaker 3: just want to make sure we're not talking about the
Speaker 3: house it's in.
Speaker 2: It's specifically the pool.
Speaker 1: Oh then I wanted to be a bar.
Speaker 2: Okay, I want there to be a bar bar pool side.
Speaker 1: A bar side are also my homeboy his pool at
Speaker 1: his apartment had these like seats in them, like these
Speaker 1: concrete seats so you could be sitting down, but like
Speaker 1: really like secured sitting down, so you could like sleep
Speaker 1: if you wanted to. Because idea of being in water
Speaker 1: and being asleep is great, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I think I think that those are all
Speaker 2: respectable choices.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I forgot something. I forgot. I would want
Speaker 1: the ability to cover it if I needed to.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm mmmm. Sounds like someone's come around.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, like in the winter time
Speaker 1: to keep up the leaves and stuff out of it.
Speaker 1: They don't have to like shock your pool and all
Speaker 1: this other stuff to be able to keep the stuff out.
Speaker 1: Also if it's a particularly bad mosquito season, because like
Speaker 1: the covering, because like the the enclosures for pools and
Speaker 1: screen closures are cool, but you still feel like you're inside.
Speaker 1: I like sitting in the open ear. But say it's
Speaker 1: a rainy day or there's a lot of you know,
Speaker 1: the buzzs is out, then you can throw a little
Speaker 1: covering it. You know, I'm with you, but for the
Speaker 1: most part. But also it's like I think it's okay
Speaker 1: that there's a rainy day and you can't go swimming.
Speaker 1: That's okay. Mmm, you know the whole winter time, Okay,
Speaker 1: you can't go swimming. I got a balcony. I was
Speaker 1: on my balcony was ten degrees outside or.
Speaker 3: Or or maybe you wouldn't have to deny yourself if
Speaker 3: you would just go ahead and hustle until you had
Speaker 3: this indoor pool money. And you has an indoor pool,
Speaker 3: can go swimming all the time, non stop, hotter, cold, outside, raining, lightning, thundering, swimming,
Speaker 3: all of it.
Speaker 1: Now, can you swim?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 2: Well no, yeah, yeah, you can do just enough not
Speaker 2: drowned a little less than that. But yeah, yeah, so you're.
Speaker 1: Telling me the water you're too deep.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Then it is bye bye josh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I go. I go pretty
Speaker 2: uh pretty knee heavy, knee heavy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like once it hits the knees, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm like, ah that the rest of the water over
Speaker 3: there too heavy for me.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, the knee is your threshold.
Speaker 3: Mn as you know, maybe stick my hands in a
Speaker 3: little bit, lean in front of the knees and let
Speaker 3: the water touch me.
Speaker 2: But oh no, no, not going not going deep deep
Speaker 2: my ideal pool.
Speaker 3: That's why it's six feet because even though I'm not
Speaker 3: six feet, I can still give a little jump, grab
Speaker 3: some air, grab a little air with my mouth, and
Speaker 3: then come back down, you know, snatch some air with
Speaker 3: my lips and then come back down and swim around
Speaker 3: and walk around and stuff. But every once in a while,
Speaker 3: just instead of when you have a six foot deep
Speaker 3: pool and you're at least average height, you don't have
Speaker 3: to swim.
Speaker 2: You can just hop.
Speaker 3: You can just hop every down again, just grab some water,
Speaker 3: come back down. That's what the dolphins do, you know.
Speaker 3: So I would just pop up like and then come
Speaker 3: back down and look around or whatever you do when
Speaker 3: you're at a pool at the remember the kid.
Speaker 1: Like the ideas of opening your eyes in a pool
Speaker 1: was insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, guys, I'll go.
Speaker 1: Blind, right, And then you did it, and you're just like, one,
Speaker 1: I can't see shit, and two no, my eyes are burden.
Speaker 2: Yeah I could see just enough to get kicked in
Speaker 2: the face, Like I could see.
Speaker 1: You're always too close to somebody?
Speaker 2: Yeah to you?
Speaker 1: Did you ever you your friends have baptized each other
Speaker 1: in the pool?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 2: Not really.
Speaker 1: We used to play that game and baptize each other.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: What a fun little Southern thing to do, you and
Speaker 1: all your friends just baptizing each other because that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I'm with you. I just this is my
Speaker 2: thing to me, the perfect pool indoors six feet max.
Speaker 2: It has.
Speaker 3: It has a little bit of a mimic to what
Speaker 3: you were saying, because it does have a little place
Speaker 3: for you to sit if you want to be in
Speaker 3: the pool but not actually swimming, and heated with the lights.
Speaker 3: All right, so heat it with the lights so I
Speaker 3: can see myself in case I'm I'm drowning. I can
Speaker 3: see it, right, I can. Let me go ahead and
Speaker 3: pop up real quick.
Speaker 1: You know, the thing you have to be weary about
Speaker 1: for the outdoor pool is the cleanliness of the pool.
Speaker 1: You always have to be on top of that. But
Speaker 1: I feel like indoor pools. I've ever been an indoor
Speaker 1: pool like that's on, like those pools like a YMCA place.
Speaker 1: I always feel like there's this film on my body.
Speaker 1: Whenever I get out of an indoor pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what I can.
Speaker 1: I'm always itchy whenever I get out of an indoor pool, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if I take a shot, I'm so itchy. I don't
Speaker 1: know if they put more well, I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, but I'm always like oh when I get
Speaker 1: out of an indoor pool. So maybe I'm anti indoor
Speaker 1: pool because of the experiences that I have of how
Speaker 1: just gross I have felt, uh huh yeah, because like
Speaker 1: a hotel or YMCA, the only time I really see
Speaker 1: indoor pools. I'm with you.
Speaker 2: I guess my thing is okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: When I have been at an outdoor pool, I have
Speaker 3: been accosted, what with germs like just just the visible.
Speaker 3: You want to talk about a film, let's talk about
Speaker 3: p okay. Because the amount of children who I've seen
Speaker 3: p in a public pools.
Speaker 2: It's violence. There's not enough chlorine in the pool.
Speaker 3: The whole thing should be a vat of chlorine for
Speaker 3: all the pa and you're letting people do.
Speaker 1: I can tell you I was at a pool in
Speaker 1: or that Austin, Texas, Austin, Texas hotel pool. The water
Speaker 1: was only like way was probably three feet deep m hm.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't a very big I'm talking about Josh,
Speaker 1: just was I guess it was like a big dinner
Speaker 1: to at. The pool wasn't big enough for how many
Speaker 1: people were in it, and everybody was drinking, every single person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably fifty people in that pool. Yeah, it was probably
Speaker 1: a pool that you have twenty people in it. Max.
Speaker 2: It's a very vegus thing. To have happened.
Speaker 1: It's a very Vegas thing. The water wasn't deep at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just getting those elbows wet you, so you're
Speaker 3: like your waste.
Speaker 1: It's like a six foot man was wasteep. Everybody's drinking.
Speaker 1: We were probably there for three or four hours. I
Speaker 1: really didn't see people getting out of this pool, and
Speaker 1: I saw people have multiple drinks. And once I realized
Speaker 1: that another hour one, I was like, oh, everybody's peeing
Speaker 1: in this pool because I peed in that pool.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, this water.
Speaker 1: Looks different. Let me get out of this pool. Because
Speaker 1: I don't know if I was telling the truth. I
Speaker 1: do't know if it was just like my my still brain.
Speaker 1: I was like, I think this water is like changing.
Speaker 1: Oh god, so we all are were just in pee.
Speaker 2: That yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I went back to my room and took the
Speaker 1: most magnificent shower m hm, because I was like, this
Speaker 1: is a bunch of us all noticed it the same,
Speaker 1: Like nobody was getting out. People were getting like drink
Speaker 1: after drink, and this guy was like, so we're just
Speaker 1: standing in each other's pee and somebody went yes.
Speaker 2: That person definitely the one that said yes.
Speaker 1: But Uh, let's let's kick it to the listeners.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I want to hear from all of
Speaker 2: you what would you rather, and also tell us about
Speaker 2: your dream pool. Who do you think was right?
Speaker 1: And who do you think is Josh?
Speaker 2: I mean, why you gotta like, like, I'm trying this
Speaker 2: whole episode.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to help and have poets and all, and
Speaker 3: then you're gonna come at me at the top end
Speaker 3: the back end.
Speaker 1: You said you like an indoor pool, and I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't condone that.
Speaker 2: You can't condone.
Speaker 3: I gave you every clear reason because why my pools
Speaker 3: are superior.
Speaker 1: I I'm not here for your pool supremacy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you you also don't really want to listen
Speaker 2: to to reason, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, hey man, you know what the little listeners tell us? Okay,
Speaker 1: uh huh? Lit the listeners let us know who is
Speaker 1: living a truth, who is telling the truth about these pisinas,
Speaker 1: who is letting the children know how to live their lives?
Speaker 1: So listeners, you tell us, you go to comments and
Speaker 1: YouTube and you tell us how you feel. And I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna try to bias you. In this last few
Speaker 1: seconds of the show. I would never do that. You
Speaker 1: make your own decisions.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what no.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Not the head scratch.
Speaker 2: It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 4: It's not that.
Speaker 1: No, not the high out and the head scratch. Y. Yep,
Speaker 1: you're talking to me like I'm a man.
Speaker 2: You earned both, Okay.
Speaker 1: That I am not a man. You can't hand scratch. No,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Listen until next time.
Speaker 3: Okay, Keep putting in work on yourself, keep grind and
Speaker 3: keep hustling.
Speaker 2: All right. Get to the top, get to the top
Speaker 2: of the top.
Speaker 3: And when you're at the top of the top, when
Speaker 3: you're the top one percent of the one percent, look
Speaker 3: yourself in the mirror and still say.
Speaker 2: It's not good enough.
Speaker 3: Okay, remember that, all right. And and for you men
Speaker 3: out there, remember what I said about family. Remember why
Speaker 3: I said about pools. All right, So step your game up.
Speaker 3: Live an indoor pool lifestyle, feed clothes and pool your family.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's amazing. Okay, feed clothe and pool your family. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I can get behind that.
Speaker 2: That's what I want for you, and that's what I
Speaker 2: want for the people in your life.
Speaker 1: And I was going to say that there is someone
Speaker 1: messages me Jill Burd seventy eight that we need some
Speaker 1: dual say merch that says get your books up, because
Speaker 1: she is an inspiration to the Cheersdrep. Okay, all right, Josh,
Speaker 1: how you inspiring children today?
Speaker 3: I'm inspiring them with ways Ways coming through my book
Speaker 3: coming out this summer, grind grind ground.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna pull off myself. God's John so much.
Speaker 1: You Passard, you.
Speaker 3: Basard, thank you so much for listening. We love you
Speaker 3: and we will catch you next week.
Speaker 1: Bye La Bamba.
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