Speaker 1: Second, d any dating app that you log into. There's
Speaker 1: all these acronyms that you have to know for what
Speaker 1: you're looking for. Oh yeah, you know, like LTR long
Speaker 1: term relationship. There's DTR to find the relationship. Uh f
Speaker 1: WB friends with Baked Goods. But that's why Brook has
Speaker 1: so many FWBs. Yeah, I did notice, you know how.
Speaker 1: But what happens when somebody reaches out to us and
Speaker 1: they're not really sure what they want exactly, They just
Speaker 1: want to see them again. Oh that's that's what Thomas says.
Speaker 1: He's hoping for a JWS. Just want to see I
Speaker 1: don't like that. I don't like it. Well that's what
Speaker 1: Thomas wants, So you guys have to get over it.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Thomas. Hey guys, Hey, so I
Speaker 1: take it you don't use JWS on your dating profile
Speaker 1: right already. I had never heard that one until you
Speaker 1: just stated it. So, okay, I think we're making dating
Speaker 1: history right now. So tell us about the girl that
Speaker 1: you JWS. So I went out to a bar with
Speaker 1: a bunch of friends, and you know, at a bar,
Speaker 1: there's like your crew, and then another crew and another
Speaker 1: crew and another crew. We we sort of all knew
Speaker 1: each other, but like not close friends. That makes sense,
Speaker 1: but I like that. Sometimes you're like, oh, dude, this
Speaker 1: is so and so I used to work with him
Speaker 1: and friend now and now you're I hate it when
Speaker 1: I'm like, and I don't remember your names. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you didn't meet on a dating app? You met I
Speaker 1: r L. Yeah, okay, will you not do? You don't
Speaker 1: sound cool? That's what you think that means in real life?
Speaker 1: I know, I just don't use that. I know some
Speaker 1: people all the way. Anyway, tell us about the girl
Speaker 1: you met. I ra so this in real life girl
Speaker 1: that I met. He was kind of cool. I had
Speaker 1: a friend from another group come over and she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: there's a girl over there. She's really interested in you.
Speaker 1: And she's like, you should you should really go over
Speaker 1: and talk to her. Okay, woman moved there, Yeah, well done,
Speaker 1: wing woman. Right. So she points me over to Chelsea
Speaker 1: and I go over to Chelsea and I'm talking to
Speaker 1: her and conversation is it's clunky at best, it's that
Speaker 1: really great conversation, you know. Why do you say though?
Speaker 1: What made it not a great conversation? Just the questions
Speaker 1: from both sides were very dumb because we were kind
Speaker 1: of nervous. Yeah, like, oh, do you like music? And
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, oh like music? Yeah. And then she's
Speaker 1: like do you like food? And I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: food's good. And I've written a whole joke about this
Speaker 1: and so true. And it's probably that this girl. I
Speaker 1: mean usually in my experience with girl groups, right, like,
Speaker 1: if you're going to send somebody over to talk to
Speaker 1: a dude, it's because you're shy. Yeah, she's just shy
Speaker 1: and just trying to find generic middle ground, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of food. Okay, let's pivot to this. She was like,
Speaker 1: they didn't get there though, Yeah, I don't know. Actually
Speaker 1: we live so so she was like, let's grab a drink.
Speaker 1: So we did. Okay, good idea and that smooth things out.
Speaker 1: It was, it was pretty good. And then we finished
Speaker 1: the one and she's like, can we go back to
Speaker 1: your place? Bro? No, it's always a shy girls. It's
Speaker 1: always got to watch out for a girl. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I think you're did you like food? Comment? Really,
Speaker 1: let's get out of you footh operator? What could I say?
Speaker 1: Well done? Okay, So okay, so you guys leave the bar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we grabbed an uber. We went back to my place.
Speaker 1: What do you take it in your head? Are you
Speaker 1: like stoked? Are you nervous? Where are you at? I
Speaker 1: was sort of like, okay, well I guess this is
Speaker 1: this is happening. So we get back to my place.
Speaker 1: I opened the door and my god, this lady she's
Speaker 1: going at me like a movie movie level makeout. We're
Speaker 1: knocking stuff off the wall, off that table. It was.
Speaker 1: It was insane. Oh my god. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden she just like, sorry, I can't do this,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, well we don't have to. If
Speaker 1: you want to hang out by alis, let's just chill.
Speaker 1: And she apologize, apologize, grabbed the coat and left. Left.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's so weird that she would turn it on
Speaker 1: like so hot and then yeah, completely off. So I
Speaker 1: texted her like the next stage, I'm like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: how are you like, like, I mean, the conversation went
Speaker 1: back to cluk cluk yeah, because I'm sure like when
Speaker 1: she left, originally you're probably thinking, Okay, she's gonna be
Speaker 1: r b oh okay, yeah, really, I know you guys
Speaker 1: are getting into this. I know you say you don't
Speaker 1: like it. What you kind of like it. Maybe she
Speaker 1: like was. Actually you know how girls say, women will say, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not one of those type of girls, Like, maybe
Speaker 1: she really wasn't you know what I mean? Maybe? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we could speculate forever on the maybes, let's get a
Speaker 1: definitive answer. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: we'll call it Chelsea, and we'll try and get you
Speaker 1: your second day up date. Okay, sounds great. All right. Second,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners had a hook up that sounds
Speaker 1: like it lasted about thirty seconds. Been there, It's ten
Speaker 1: seconds longer than my average. But the difference here is afterwards,
Speaker 1: my partners usually hang around for an average of two minutes.
Speaker 1: Thomas's date, though, she was out the door instantly. Oh man.
Speaker 1: Now she stopped the hook up right as it started,
Speaker 1: basically and said, look, I'm sorry, I just can't do this.
Speaker 1: I gotta go, which is weird because she's the one
Speaker 1: who insisted that they go back to his place, original
Speaker 1: all of it. Yeah, kiss him to go back. So
Speaker 1: now Thomas is just really confused, and we're committed to
Speaker 1: helping him out. Yea, we are. In fact, Brooke is
Speaker 1: even willing to finish the hook up with Thomas. Look
Speaker 1: at that Brook way to step up for our listeners.
Speaker 1: Good job. Is it going to be another minute or
Speaker 1: how long? Yeah? I'm up for whatever you want. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe that's the problem. I need to play a little
Speaker 1: hard to get in this game. I don't like reflecting
Speaker 1: on this. What do you think? Why do you think
Speaker 1: she left? Honestly, I don't know. She seemed really a
Speaker 1: gung ho and everything was going great? Then is gung
Speaker 1: ho the word? I mean? It wasn't like he had
Speaker 1: bad breath or something, right, Like, I'm just thinking like
Speaker 1: something may have turned her off. Yeah. I would almost
Speaker 1: hope it's something simple like that, so he could be like, oh,
Speaker 1: next time. All that's true, you know, Yeah, you can't
Speaker 1: fix it unless you know I guess, do you have
Speaker 1: bad breath? Brow? Do you know? No? I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: I don't go to the dentist every six months. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's more than all right. Well, let's just give her
Speaker 1: a call. We'll see what she has to say if
Speaker 1: she answers. So I'm a dala Chelsea's number right now?
Speaker 1: You ready? Yep? All right? Here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Chelsea. This is Chelsea. Hey Chelsea, my
Speaker 1: name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Hi, Hi, Hi, Chelsea. Help you. We're doing
Speaker 1: a segment on a show called a second Date Update.
Speaker 1: That's where we help our listeners reconnect with someone after
Speaker 1: what they thought was a really good date. And so
Speaker 1: you you met a guy out the other night. His
Speaker 1: name was Thomas. Oh, okay, okay. Would you say about Thomas?
Speaker 1: I just said, oh jeez, oh, I thought it was like,
Speaker 1: oh boy, oh gee, okay, oh boy. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: what to take from that yet. But Thomas told us
Speaker 1: about the night that you guys spent together, and it
Speaker 1: sounded pretty good, exciting. You're very exciting, a little bit
Speaker 1: of a short night, and so he's a little bit
Speaker 1: confused about how things ended and why exactly, because it
Speaker 1: sounds like you took off from his apartment pretty quick. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is so awkward. What the heck? Yeah, but also
Speaker 1: got to think it's pretty awkward to leave a makeout
Speaker 1: like halfway through. Yeah, but now you know, days later,
Speaker 1: you're still not responding to him, And so he just
Speaker 1: has a bunch of questions and doesn't know where to
Speaker 1: get the answers. Okay, okay, yeah, well I really liked
Speaker 1: him and stuff, but he said, um, like while we
Speaker 1: were kissing and stuff, he said, oh, I so want
Speaker 1: to date you and I want to date you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to date you and just like sort of
Speaker 1: slapped me back to reality. Oh no, sorry, are you
Speaker 1: not looking to date right now that I look up? Yeah, someone,
Speaker 1: you're not trying to be like, hell, I can't wait
Speaker 1: for us to get married. It is kind of a
Speaker 1: weird thing to say mid makeout, first hang out. Now
Speaker 1: it's like a commitment. If they follow through, it's like
Speaker 1: a bar thing. Were you just like looking for the
Speaker 1: one night stand? Which is fine, totally. Maybe the word
Speaker 1: it came out weird. I think he just meant he
Speaker 1: was having a good time and he couldn't wait to
Speaker 1: go out with you, like very officially yet anything that
Speaker 1: maybe she doesn't want future plans. Yeah, well I just
Speaker 1: felt bad because I got the impression that he kind
Speaker 1: of liked me, and like the truth of the matter
Speaker 1: is I totally have a boyfriend. Oh oh oh god,
Speaker 1: so wait, wait you were cheating on your boyfriend. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you want to look at it that way, but
Speaker 1: how would your boyfriend look at it that way. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. You're not sure? Is this like an open relationship. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I feel like he might understand, because
Speaker 1: really it was for his benefit. We've been together for
Speaker 1: several years now, and like I felt like I needed
Speaker 1: to the situation a little bit. I don't understand. I
Speaker 1: think I do, but keep going. Yeah, so I was
Speaker 1: just gonna, like, you know, go and hook up and
Speaker 1: you know, she's good, what's fresh, what's new, bring it
Speaker 1: back home, you know, and then bring it back home
Speaker 1: into boring stuff right now. And you needed new ideas?
Speaker 1: Is that where you Yeah? Pretty much. I think I'm
Speaker 1: getting the idea. So, Chelsea, you were interested in Thomas
Speaker 1: just from a purely physical standpoint to see what you
Speaker 1: could learn from him, But when he started mentioning dating,
Speaker 1: then it crossed the line. Right. Yeah. It's interesting because
Speaker 1: like talking to Thomas on the phone, he wouldn't probably
Speaker 1: be my go to tutor. That is extremely rude. It's
Speaker 1: extremely rude, especially because he's listening to this right now
Speaker 1: and literally heard that, and he heard everything that Chelsea said.
Speaker 1: Because Chelsea, Thomas has been there. That's okay. I kind
Speaker 1: of like It's good that I he hears this because
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to say it at the time,
Speaker 1: and like I didn't know how to respond. It's all right, Thomas,
Speaker 1: go ahead say hello, Chelsea, you're a total atole? Or
Speaker 1: was that a suggestion for a love money into that stuff? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna no, I'm not gonna help you cheat
Speaker 1: on some dude, because then I'm the actole. No, I
Speaker 1: don't care what your side is. You need to tell
Speaker 1: people that you need to figure that on your own.
Speaker 1: But you don't use me for ruin. No, but but
Speaker 1: she didn't technically go all the way through with it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Well, so you'd be totally fine if
Speaker 1: your girlfriend made out with some dude and then came
Speaker 1: home it was like I didn't well, I don't know
Speaker 1: if she came home with a cool new skill because
Speaker 1: of it. I'm not thank you, sir, to be like,
Speaker 1: bring it over. I don't know what else I could learn. Okay,
Speaker 1: look it, I'm you know, be careful here. We're a
Speaker 1: family friendly show. Rain it in if you wanted to
Speaker 1: find out what happened here it is. We don't even
Speaker 1: be calling me names. Yeah, you need to apologize for
Speaker 1: that one, I think, but you're out of here. You
Speaker 1: said he wouldn't be a good tutor the first time
Speaker 1: she's telling somebody that, Like, whatever, keep going. Here's the thing, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: why don't you just open with that with any dude
Speaker 1: at the bar. If you walked up to a hot
Speaker 1: guy at a bar and you said, hey, listen, I
Speaker 1: don't want anything tonight except for this, because this is
Speaker 1: what I want to learn. I think you could teach
Speaker 1: me some new things you're telling me. A dude wouldn't
Speaker 1: turn that, Like you could find eight other guys though,
Speaker 1: that would say yes, eight other guys that would say yes, Like,
Speaker 1: why not lead with the truth. I don't hate that idea.
Speaker 1: You might be right, Yeah, is right. Every guy has
Speaker 1: morals or standards. Some dudes are like, cool, this is
Speaker 1: the best scenario. Yeah. I mean, it sounds like jose
Speaker 1: is trying to volunteer to help you out. I never
Speaker 1: will you have morals and standards? What? Oh? I never
Speaker 1: never will have? Relationships are so complicated these days. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it's not that complicated not to cheat on your boyfriend
Speaker 1: or friend hard. It feels like you two have a
Speaker 1: lot of things to say to each other. I don't
Speaker 1: have anything to Maybe that would be a good thing
Speaker 1: to say when you guys are looking at each other
Speaker 1: face to face over a dinner. Perhaps, No, not a dinner,
Speaker 1: because we can't make it a date lunch. I think
Speaker 1: I'm done with this person because he just called me
Speaker 1: a horn. He can't really step back from that. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: hold on. I just said the truth, you know, and
Speaker 1: it is turning me on when he uses that language.
Speaker 1: That's not gonna work for this phone call. You you guys,
Speaker 1: stop it. It can be flustered brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: We just got done talking about it in studio, and
Speaker 1: I just want all the listeners to know we have
Speaker 1: banned Thomas from ever appearing on this show again. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I understand he was upset, but you just can't go
Speaker 1: that low, man, It's too low. It's the first number
Speaker 1: that we've ever actually added to the show blacklist. But yeah, look,
Speaker 1: he crossed the line. So sorry to any listeners that
Speaker 1: heard that, And an even bigger apology to our editor,
Speaker 1: who has to use way more beliefs than we've ever
Speaker 1: probably had to use before. Yeah, get to clicking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but look, that type of language is absolutely not tolerated
Speaker 1: here unless we know for sure the microphones are off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all the time. Excuse me, all the time, No
Speaker 1: language like that. I just want to make that very clear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, but not even sad that we get him
Speaker 1: a second didn't deserve it. Yeah, I mean the whole
Speaker 1: thing was kind of screwed up from the beginning. They
Speaker 1: really Yeah. Yeah, I mean she's not greatly innocent either,
Speaker 1: but yeah, he took the he really did. So Look,
Speaker 1: if there's anybody out there with a clean mouth, yeah,
Speaker 1: or semi clean. Yeah, I mean we go a little
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