Speaker 1: From Los Angeles. pH moment one and only, world famous
Speaker 1: Perez Perez Hilton. IT'SHP. Everybody, Welcome to the PHP A booker.
Speaker 1: That's Perez. How do you do, sir? I am.
Speaker 2: Well, we've got to get through some difficult topics today.
Speaker 2: We will be talking Danny Masterson as well as tied
Speaker 2: to that, Ashton Kutcher and Me Lacunas and all of
Speaker 2: that ickiness. We're also going to get to some lighthearted
Speaker 2: topics like Kylie Jenner and Timothy shallow May rocking social
Speaker 2: media even more so, Doja cat making me just infuriated really,
Speaker 2: Also Jimmy fallon craziness, Courtney and Travis, some updates there
Speaker 2: and more. But first, how you been? How are you good?
Speaker 1: Went to see the Chargers play yesterday. I love that stadium.
Speaker 1: I've been to the VIPs before, but I found out
Speaker 1: that there's like a super celebrity VIP yesterday. Oh holy shit.
Speaker 1: I mean, Sofi Stadium might be the nicest stadium in
Speaker 1: the world. It's just got some really hidden gems in there.
Speaker 2: Well, what makes the super VIP area different from the
Speaker 2: VIP area.
Speaker 1: The suites righte a normal suite you kind of just
Speaker 1: walk in and there's like a little table and they
Speaker 1: put food on it, and somebody brings you food every
Speaker 1: now and again, and then there's some seats in the front,
Speaker 1: like the super VIP. Well, keep in mind that there's
Speaker 1: usually like celebrities all around, and when you walk in,
Speaker 1: there's a food table, but the food is like elevated
Speaker 1: and it's really really good. Everything's free, and there's a
Speaker 1: bartender standing there and he makes you whatever you want.
Speaker 1: And the seats are like those they're like a I
Speaker 1: don't know, like a foot thick of that plush. You're
Speaker 1: like in a lazy boy.
Speaker 2: That's how you do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were near some athletes. It was great.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: What celebrities did you see?
Speaker 1: Mostly athletes? I don't think it'd be anybody that you'd know.
Speaker 1: I'd sat next to Adrian Gonzales to play first base
Speaker 1: for the Dodgers, and that was exciting for me.
Speaker 2: H Well, I mean, I don't want to linger on it,
Speaker 2: but it does remind me of the Danny Masterson's story
Speaker 2: I read about that one Dodgers player that was arrested
Speaker 2: for domestic violence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gurious he'd done that before.
Speaker 2: I think that guy needs to be fired.
Speaker 1: I don't see him ever pitching INTOMLB again. You know,
Speaker 1: the first time, his girlfriend didn't press charges and they
Speaker 1: said she fell and there were no charges, and no
Speaker 1: one really had an accurate account of what was going on.
Speaker 1: But there was a big red flag there, right, and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, hmm, So this time there were witnesses. Yeah,
Speaker 1: witnesses in public. Now it's over.
Speaker 2: If that guy did whatever he was accused of doing
Speaker 2: in public, I can't even imagine what he's done ze private.
Speaker 1: Good point.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I had a pretty good weekend. I was on
Speaker 2: Danello Watch, like obsessively monitoring that escaped convict in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Where is he now? He contacted acquaintances? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: he stole that. Oh my god, he's changed, he's shaved.
Speaker 2: How did he find the entire It's riveting, especial. It's
Speaker 2: like over a week now, and he hasn't moved that much.
Speaker 2: That's the wildest part. Like he's moved max like thirty
Speaker 2: miles from the prison.
Speaker 1: Listen to this. So when I was a kid, I
Speaker 1: grew up about twenty miles away from the West Virginia Penitentiary.
Speaker 1: It was in a town called Moundsville, and they had
Speaker 1: a prison break and it was twelve or thirteen convicts
Speaker 1: I believe that escaped and wow, the same situation. They
Speaker 1: were living in the woods. One was spotted here, one
Speaker 1: was spotted there, and in a house about a mile
Speaker 1: from where I grew up. He broke into the house
Speaker 1: and held the people like cap. It was crazy. So
Speaker 1: to your point, it does happen. I mean, and this
Speaker 1: person was like living there for like a week, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like wouldn't let anybody leave. And
Speaker 1: they finally figured up. But I think he was the
Speaker 1: last one, but they every last one of them, which
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 2: Wow, So that was riveting. I also hosted a fundraiser,
Speaker 2: which was nice to be a part of something positive
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Was that the red suit? Yeah, yeah, beautiful, you look great.
Speaker 1: It was a great look suit.
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Speaker 2: we get to the bigger story, you know, somebody last
Speaker 2: week said, ooh, you need to do an emergency podcast
Speaker 2: about Danny Masterson being sentenced. And I messaged that person
Speaker 2: and I said, ew, why.
Speaker 1: Ooh exactly it's not sexy. Yeah, it's just gross. The
Speaker 1: whole thing just sucks.
Speaker 2: You know, the guys I was found guilty, he was sentenced.
Speaker 2: You know, justice was served, I must admit I am
Speaker 2: shocked that he actually is being held accountable in a
Speaker 2: meaningful way. You know, he got the maximum sentencing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: within the law. The book was thrown at him and
Speaker 2: hard good. The guy was convicted of rape, and not
Speaker 2: just any rape, but multiple instances of rape, raping multiple women. Okay,
Speaker 2: there's that. So not only was he sentenced to thirty
Speaker 2: years in prison according to the sentencing, he's not even
Speaker 2: eligible for parole until after twenty five years. Wow. Having
Speaker 2: said that anything is possible. In fact, speaking of prison,
Speaker 2: the Chrislies, those reality TV stars have been paying a
Speaker 2: lot of money to their lawyers, and the lawyer just
Speaker 2: announced that they've had each significant amount of time shaved
Speaker 2: off of their sentence. The dad is going to get
Speaker 2: out about two years earlier now, and the mom will
Speaker 2: be out like about over a year earlier. So it
Speaker 2: is possible that, you know, in twenty years time, he
Speaker 2: might be eligible for parole or whatever. So that's the story.
Speaker 2: But now I think an even bigger story than that
Speaker 2: has been dominating pop culture for the entire weekend for
Speaker 2: a variety of reasons. One, we learned that Mila Kunis
Speaker 2: and Ashton Kutcher, who are married and who were co
Speaker 2: stars of Danny Masterson on that seventies show, wrote character
Speaker 2: letters for the judge for Lenian c in the sentencing.
Speaker 2: As you've said all along repeatedly, you know, Oh, they're
Speaker 2: bigger stars. So it makes sense that their participation in
Speaker 2: this in a way has usurped the story and become
Speaker 2: a bigger story, you know, because nobody people really care
Speaker 2: about Danny Masterson. Not really. I care about justice, I
Speaker 2: care about the victims, but I don't give a fuck
Speaker 2: about Danny Masterson. So they wrote these letters, and I
Speaker 2: think it's important to note because there were some people
Speaker 2: out there who are confused. If you did not read
Speaker 2: the letters, I did. I did as well. If you
Speaker 2: do not read the letters, and if you're confused, Mila
Speaker 2: and Ashton wrote these letters after he was found guilty.
Speaker 2: It's not something they submitted to the court before they
Speaker 2: knew he is guilty.
Speaker 1: In between the guilty verdict and the sentencing is when
Speaker 1: they wrote.
Speaker 2: A letter correct exactly. So I wanted to make sure
Speaker 2: everybody knew that. I also want to make a remind everybody.
Speaker 2: As I said, they were co stars on that seventies show,
Speaker 2: they've known him for over twenty years. And that also
Speaker 2: means that both Ashton and Mela are seasoned showbiz veterans
Speaker 2: that have a three decade long career, and they know
Speaker 2: how shit works. Meaning even if they were assured by
Speaker 2: Danny Masterson's family that this is just going to go
Speaker 2: to the judge and it'll be private and it's just
Speaker 2: for the judge, they know shit leaks and they had
Speaker 2: to be prepared for the possibility of this leaking exactly, so,
Speaker 2: knowing that that was the possibility, and knowing that this
Speaker 2: man was found guilty of raping multiple women, they still
Speaker 2: went ahead and wrote those letters to the judge. Why
Speaker 2: here's why I could be wrong. Ashton and Mila don't
Speaker 2: believe the victims, even though he was found guilty. They
Speaker 2: think those women were lying. They believe we know Danny better,
Speaker 2: we know what really happened. Specifically with Ashton, he knew
Speaker 2: at least one of, if not both, of the victims,
Speaker 2: and there was a third woman that that one did
Speaker 2: not get a guilty verdict on. So they don't believe
Speaker 2: these women even though there was a guilt two guilty verdicts.
Speaker 1: Just because people are said to be guilty. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: how many people have been found guilty and let out? Okay, great,
Speaker 1: that's all that I'm saying.
Speaker 2: They clearly agree with that.
Speaker 1: In this case, apparently, and if I read and maybe
Speaker 1: I read this incorrectly, I don't think I did. But
Speaker 1: there was no DNA evidence or anything that was submitted
Speaker 1: in this It was just two people's stories versus one
Speaker 1: person's story. Just to clarify, But you're right, I think
Speaker 1: that there is a level of they may not believe
Speaker 1: those girls are what their intention was. There must be
Speaker 1: a tint of that just looking at their resume for
Speaker 1: what they've done for victims and prostitution rings and things
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Let me mention that, you know, because it's interesting that
Speaker 2: you brought that up. Ashton Kutcher, over a decade ago
Speaker 2: started a foundation, a nonprofit called Thorn Digital Defenders of Children,
Speaker 2: which is an anti human trafficking organization that works to
Speaker 2: address the sexual exploitation of children. So, given this man
Speaker 2: literally started a nonprofit about sex abuse, how could he
Speaker 2: then write a character letter for somebody that's been convicted
Speaker 2: of sex abuse. That is what is most shocking of
Speaker 2: it all, and even more shocking than all of that
Speaker 2: should I should have said this little bit at the
Speaker 2: very beginning in my twenty years, almost nineteen years plus
Speaker 2: of doing what I do. This video that Ashton and
Speaker 2: Mila made in response to the backlash they received after
Speaker 2: news was made public that they wrote these letters, that
Speaker 2: video is one of the worst apology videos I have
Speaker 2: ever seen. I applaud them for releasing a video in
Speaker 2: situations like that, I think it's better to release a
Speaker 2: video than print exactly, but it's not better if you're
Speaker 2: gonna make things worse.
Speaker 1: How about this, do five or six takes that looks
Speaker 1: like they took the first one? Well, not even I
Speaker 1: mean like even when we get to it, how bad
Speaker 1: it looked and why it was bad?
Speaker 2: Well, the first reason I think it looked so bad was,
Speaker 2: and this is the shocking thing, the entire video was
Speaker 2: just fifty eight seconds, and in fifty eight seconds they
Speaker 2: both did so much damage to their careers, and not
Speaker 2: even their careers, but them as people, as individuals. You
Speaker 2: may not know this, but behind the scenes, Ashton Kutcher
Speaker 2: is super loaded, insanely rich because over the last fifty
Speaker 2: teen years, yeah, he's invested so much. He was one
Speaker 2: of the first investors in Uber and all of these
Speaker 2: other startups, so he's made tons of money that way,
Speaker 2: and it's possible that this might even affect his business dealings,
Speaker 2: like some boards might ask him to leave the board,
Speaker 2: or this or that or the other. I think people
Speaker 2: were so triggered by the video because well her more
Speaker 2: so even than him, But Mela fucking looked pissed to
Speaker 2: be making that video, like she seemed annoyed to be
Speaker 2: making that video. Like body language and tone are important,
Speaker 2: and they were clearly reading from a script. That didn't
Speaker 2: bother me. But if you're gonna read from a script,
Speaker 2: at least fucking do a better job at it, right,
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: And because both of them their energies were so different.
Speaker 1: He was making an attempt like he was off of
Speaker 1: the cuff saying what he was saying, and he I
Speaker 1: think did an okay job of that because he looked
Speaker 1: relaxed and poised enough to tell you what it was.
Speaker 1: But then she was stiff as a board and almost
Speaker 1: note for note reading. So there was two different energies.
Speaker 1: One was acting, one was kind of laid back, And
Speaker 1: I just thought that juxtaposition to begin with was just
Speaker 1: really weird and they would have picked up on that
Speaker 1: and said, this doesn't look like a united front here,
Speaker 1: this doesn't this isn't playing right. Like I said, take
Speaker 1: fucking twenty different shots and pick the best one. And
Speaker 1: maybe they did and that was the best one. Which
Speaker 1: is sad if that's the best one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to. I'm not even going to
Speaker 2: bring up their children, but I will say this, if
Speaker 2: you are convicted of a heinous crime like rape or murder,
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking writing a character letter for you.
Speaker 1: Like they'll just obvious. Right, here's what I'm guessing that
Speaker 1: they were assured that this thing was just for the judge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I told you they needed to be prepared
Speaker 2: for it to be possibly lead.
Speaker 1: But I think they didn't see past that. And that's it.
Speaker 1: And you know, if you read the letter, it was
Speaker 1: not dismissive of what he'd done. They were just talking
Speaker 1: about what a family man he was.
Speaker 2: But they literally asked for leniency. They literally, they literally said,
Speaker 2: please don't sentence him to the as much time as possible.
Speaker 1: Then you get a judge that's like me, that fucking
Speaker 1: detest celebrities in their fucking privilege and it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I won't do that, throws the book at them.
Speaker 2: So like, doing that is not supporting victims. Doing that
Speaker 2: is not standing with victims like they said they are.
Speaker 2: That's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Those two are the wrong two people to be for
Speaker 1: everything that Ashton's tried to be or stand up for.
Speaker 1: It's like, you're the last person that should be writing
Speaker 1: now letter. You know what I mean. But you know,
Speaker 1: fuck him. I never liked him. He was an asshole
Speaker 1: to me. He can eat a dick. I'm happy that
Speaker 1: he's taking all this carmonage coming back to him because he's,
Speaker 1: like Sharon Osborne said, yeah, he's not a fucking nice guy.
Speaker 1: He isn't He's a fucking asshole. I've seen him firsthand
Speaker 1: be an asshole.
Speaker 2: Sharon Osborne revealed recently that Ashton Kutcher is the rudest
Speaker 2: celebrity she's ever encountered. And if you all are longtime
Speaker 2: listeners of the podcast, Chris Booker has said this same
Speaker 2: thing in the last for years. So there's that another
Speaker 2: I'm not a conspiracy theorist, okay, but I do. And clearly,
Speaker 2: you know, especially somebody that one of the victims, this
Speaker 2: woman Chrissy Carnell. This woman claims that she believes or
Speaker 2: she knows that Danny Masterson has damning information and knows
Speaker 2: secrets about Ashton Kutcher. Oh, and that that might have
Speaker 2: persuaded him to write the letters. But it should also
Speaker 2: be noted. Okay, A shit ton of other people also
Speaker 2: wrote letters to the judge, including several a couple of
Speaker 2: other seventies show co stars like the parents, and nobody
Speaker 2: gives a fuck about the parents. People aren't even talking
Speaker 2: about the parents writing letters.
Speaker 1: In this world, you go for the biggest heads. It's
Speaker 1: head hunting time and it's Ashton and Bela And that's
Speaker 1: just the way it plays. Hey, look, I read a
Speaker 1: lot of comments and a lot of people were like that.
Speaker 1: They I wouldn't say praised them. They were friends, their
Speaker 1: ride or die and you know they under the.
Speaker 2: Guy was convicted of rape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you. I'm not writing that fucking letter. No,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, sorry, sorry, I just I can't do that.
Speaker 1: You know, if a jury finds you guilty, and even
Speaker 1: if I believe they may be wrong, I'm still not
Speaker 1: writing that fucking letter. I'm not.
Speaker 2: In lighter news, Let's talk about doja cat for a
Speaker 2: moment she was performing at the Victoria's Secret Fashion show.
Speaker 2: It's making a comeback after a long year's long absence. Okay,
Speaker 2: because she was performing at the Victoria's Secret Fashion show.
Speaker 2: Either she got paid to do that or did it
Speaker 2: for free just for the exposure, but she was officially
Speaker 2: working with Victoria's Secret. You know, it wasn't just like
Speaker 2: a random celebrity who went to the fashion show. They
Speaker 2: gave her a dress to wear the show and then
Speaker 2: afterwards totally dissed the dress and totally insulted Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 2: She wrote on her ig story, It's crazy when you
Speaker 2: got a dress on and your whole vagina is out
Speaker 2: the whole night, and the straps on the dress pull
Speaker 2: your tits all the way down your knees, and all
Speaker 2: you asked for was a slip dress. But I digress.
Speaker 2: I'm in my complaining era, my fucking Karen era. A
Speaker 2: bitch could get a uti the fuck when I tell you,
Speaker 2: the panty was built into the dress, so when I
Speaker 2: put it on, the shoulder straps pulled the string up
Speaker 2: through my cervix and split me like a block of
Speaker 2: sharp cheddar cheese. A bitch never thought she could get
Speaker 2: man handled by a piece of fabric. The panty on
Speaker 2: this contraption took me under the bleachers and ransacked my shit.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's funny.
Speaker 1: Your tone is all wrong reading that. Okay, it is funny,
Speaker 1: and that's it. She's just telling you that fashion hurts,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure any model would tell you the same thing.
Speaker 1: They wear things all the time. They aren't functional and
Speaker 1: are ridiculous. And she's just sharing that. That's all that.
Speaker 2: But why what was the point of sharing it?
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's not like anybody's gonna go out and
Speaker 1: buy that. Okay, it's more of what I wore was
Speaker 1: killing me. And that's it.
Speaker 2: But you were affiliated with that show, and they're not.
Speaker 2: They're not mad, I bet you they are.
Speaker 1: No, they're not. They're happy that you're saying Victoria's secret
Speaker 1: right now. That's what's really happening here.
Speaker 2: She literally shit on the dress. If I was okay,
Speaker 2: I'll say it this way.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I mean, it doesn't matter, it matters
Speaker 1: zero percent. Whatever happened. Victoria's secret is stoked because we
Speaker 1: just mentioned Victoria's secret. That is the whole idea of
Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret, the ridiculousness of this fashion show.
Speaker 2: I disagree. And actually, if any of our listeners work
Speaker 2: with a brand, work with Corporate America, do you agree
Speaker 2: with Booker or me? Call us and let us know.
Speaker 1: She's not trashing the brand. She's telling he is inside
Speaker 1: of it. By the way, it's not anything anybody's the bye.
Speaker 1: It was an outfit made for that. It's not like
Speaker 1: it's their summer line that she just fucking took a
Speaker 1: shit on. It's the fashion she wore. Strangled her with JAYJ.
Speaker 1: She thought it was funny and shared that's what really happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and to me and I think that that's a
Speaker 2: bad look. And you don't work with a brand like that.
Speaker 2: You don't treat a brand that you're in business with
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 1: They hired Doja Cat, Okay, it's not like they fucking
Speaker 1: hired give me the liliest whitest right, It's not like
Speaker 1: they hired Taylor Swift. It's Doja Cat. Okay. She's as loud.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm right here, You fucking know I'm one
Speaker 1: thousand percent right.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've seen her do that with
Speaker 2: brands before.
Speaker 1: Just do your homework on her mouth. How do you
Speaker 1: think it's gonna go?
Speaker 2: Come on, if I was a brand or with Corporate America,
Speaker 2: I would not hire Doja Cat for an event or
Speaker 2: to be affiliated with my brands because she's too much
Speaker 2: of a loose cannon. Yeah. Speaking of Doja Cat, she
Speaker 2: also recently posted on her Instagram a photo of herself
Speaker 2: in a neck brace with the caption quote I'm fine.
Speaker 2: My neck is fine, and a lot of her fans
Speaker 2: were worried and concerned for her. Yes, she still has fans,
Speaker 2: and then at the Victoria's Secret Fashion show, she just
Speaker 2: shared that she thought it was funny to post that
Speaker 2: it's not even her neck brace. It was a friend
Speaker 2: of hers.
Speaker 1: As I said, do your homework. She's an idiot.
Speaker 2: She's a troll.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a troll. And it sucks because I like
Speaker 2: her music.
Speaker 1: I couldn't care less about her music. She's had like
Speaker 1: one good song.
Speaker 2: I like her music. I like her songs, but her
Speaker 2: personality I think is shit and it makes me not
Speaker 2: like the music. But I still like the music.
Speaker 1: Eh.
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Speaker 2: Jimmy Fallon is in his Ellen DeGeneres and James corden Era.
Speaker 1: Isn't it wild?
Speaker 2: Although I'm just gonna assume all talk show hosts are assholes,
Speaker 2: so this does not surprise me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna push back already. I'm gonna say that most
Speaker 1: television shows it's a demanding job to come up with
Speaker 1: new content every day, and I just think it's a
Speaker 1: generational things fucking work. I mean, you gotta go there
Speaker 1: if your work sucks, somebody's gonna tell you your work
Speaker 1: stinks and go back and do it again. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but so many people just can't take it anymore. And
Speaker 1: that's what's happening. A lot of the time I read
Speaker 1: what they'd said, what they said, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: poor baby, Oh no, let me Finny didn't get treated
Speaker 1: the best. No one was fucking hurt.
Speaker 2: Come on, but let's not even address those right now.
Speaker 2: If it is true that Jimmy Fallon showed up drunk
Speaker 2: to work or was drinking on the job, do you
Speaker 2: think that's appropriate or not?
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's a creative space.
Speaker 2: Is it appropriate or not?
Speaker 1: They don't work at Morgan Stanley. It's a fucking talk
Speaker 1: show that's supposed to be fun. Let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question. Jimmy Kimmel, you know they say is the
Speaker 1: nicest guy ever. When he started a show, he had
Speaker 1: a bar where he and the guests and everybody could drink.
Speaker 1: Is that appropriate? Probably not, But they're trying to create
Speaker 1: a different kind of space.
Speaker 2: He is employed by NBC, Universal, Comcast. They don't have
Speaker 2: a different set of rules and HR guidelines for him.
Speaker 1: You're right, no, No, Okay, ultimately you're right, but who cares?
Speaker 2: Is the point.
Speaker 1: You didn't sign up to go fucking work at Morgan Stanley.
Speaker 1: You signed up to work on the fucking Tonight's show.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be wild back in the s Nowadays they're
Speaker 1: all doing blowoff of each other, Okay, And it was
Speaker 1: fun and interesting and you got some really creative art
Speaker 1: out of it. It's just everything is so homogenized now,
Speaker 1: everything's just b boring. And here's another fucking example of it.
Speaker 2: Whenever you give that spiel that you give over and
Speaker 2: over again, in my opinion, it normalizes and excuses inappropriate behavior.
Speaker 2: You didn't answer my question. I will answer the question.
Speaker 2: I think Jimmy Fallons showing up to work drunk and
Speaker 2: drinking on the job is inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Okay, But I'm also saying it's a creative space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that. You said that already have some fun.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just a bunch of fucking whining.
Speaker 1: All these fucking people that show up for jobs like
Speaker 1: this should fucking quit and go apply at Walmart if
Speaker 1: they want a corporate setting and how things should be done.
Speaker 1: You got into the business to see the fucking underbelly
Speaker 1: crazy side of it. That's the underbelly crazy side of it.
Speaker 1: It's creative and different, and people you to sign up
Speaker 1: for that now they don't want to. Everybody wants the
Speaker 1: fucking world to be perfect and fucking we skip through
Speaker 1: the hallways and nobody gets yelled at, and we have
Speaker 1: four hour lunches. That's what everybody fucking wants. Now, No,
Speaker 1: that's not what people are expecting.
Speaker 2: I think people want to be treated with respect and
Speaker 2: not disrespected at work.
Speaker 1: If you suck at your job, you're gonna get yelled at.
Speaker 2: You can communicate displeasure, you can communicate demanding more without
Speaker 2: disrespecting somebody.
Speaker 1: I think everybody's a big fucking whiner.
Speaker 2: Well, thank god you're not a parent.
Speaker 1: I've worked on these show. I worked at fucking entertainment tonight, right,
Speaker 1: and the woman that was there was a fucking terror.
Speaker 2: She was a terror.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not gonna mention her name. I'm cutting it.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Oh, what's going on? She's an absolute doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I never worked there.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna throw it out there. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna tell you how it was. Did I find it
Speaker 1: to be demeaning at times. Did I find their behavior
Speaker 1: to be at appropriate?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Did I fucking go and whine about it if I
Speaker 1: can go to the brass No, because I was like,
Speaker 1: this is fucking Hollywood, this is funny.
Speaker 2: Let me have this is the best. I don't know
Speaker 2: why I never it never occurred to me whenever you
Speaker 2: want to one of these stupid rands before to ask
Speaker 2: you this. Let's say your fiance convinces you and expresses
Speaker 2: this just huge desire to have a child, and you say,
Speaker 2: all right, let's do it. Twenty years from now, are
Speaker 2: thirty years twenty five years from now, after your child
Speaker 2: has graduated from college and is working at one of
Speaker 2: their first entry level jobs. If he or she is
Speaker 2: mistreated at a showbiz job because they want to work
Speaker 2: in showbiz, what would you tell your child?
Speaker 1: Welcome to Hollywood.
Speaker 2: That's what you would tell your child.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Hollywood. Once again, it's not Walmart, it's fucking Hollywood.
Speaker 1: It's dog eat dog, it's cutthroat, it's tough, it's put
Speaker 1: your big boy pants on, is what I would say.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't say there and know what it is and
Speaker 1: go do your job. If you do your job, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna get yelled at.
Speaker 2: That's not true. That's not true always. Like with Jimmy,
Speaker 2: they were like he had his bad days, and if
Speaker 2: somebody's having it just a bad day and just a
Speaker 2: miserable person, they might just be miserable to everybody, even
Speaker 2: if you're doing a great job. This one, all right, whatever.
Speaker 2: In other talk show news today Monday, the Drew Barrymore
Speaker 2: Show is being picketed by the Writer's Guild because she
Speaker 2: announced that she is returning to television after the hiatus,
Speaker 2: and her show was a WGA show, but now it's
Speaker 2: coming back without its writers, so obviously the Writer's Guild
Speaker 2: is upset about that. Interesting. I don't really have an opinion.
Speaker 2: I don't either.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't have a dog in that fire.
Speaker 1: I mean, we both have SAG cards. But you know,
Speaker 1: if SAG says we should support not supporting that show,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm understanding of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're going to have a hard
Speaker 2: time booking it unless they just go all human interests
Speaker 2: and have non celebrities on all right. On the Patreon
Speaker 2: Show on Thursday, we spoke a lot about Joe Jonas
Speaker 2: and Sophie Turner. If you're wanting our takes and to
Speaker 2: be fully caught up, check out the Patreon show, Patreon,
Speaker 2: dot com, slash Perez Hilton. We really appreciate your support.
Speaker 2: There are a couple of updates though. First, finally, it
Speaker 2: seems like Sophie Turner's camp is working to get her
Speaker 2: side of things out there, because for literally a week,
Speaker 2: it felt like we were just getting all of these
Speaker 2: stories attacking Sophie Turner and from Joe Jonas's point of view,
Speaker 2: Now we hear that shortly after giving birth to their
Speaker 2: second child, Sophie Turner was struggling and Joe Jonas was
Speaker 2: less than compassionate. In fact, he was p suring her
Speaker 2: to accompany him to events and she didn't want to,
Speaker 2: and that caused a strain in their marriage. I'm sure
Speaker 2: Bookers say, well, that's what they want us to believe.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the truth or not.
Speaker 1: We had a conversation about this on the Patreon, which
Speaker 1: I was just proved right, it doesn't behoove either one
Speaker 1: of their sides. That's why I say none of this
Speaker 1: is truly coming from either one of their sides, because
Speaker 1: after everything, that's just happened. She was looking great, nothing
Speaker 1: was coming out from her side of things, and we
Speaker 1: all were like, that's pretty classy. Now here comes the
Speaker 1: fucking mudballs. It doesn't even mean it came from them.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna happen no matter what it is, how
Speaker 1: I always see it, and that's what's happening here.
Speaker 2: Also over the weekend, Joe Jonas and his brothers performed
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles and he told the audience it's been
Speaker 2: a hell of a week for him and not to
Speaker 2: believe anything unless it comes from his lips. M M,
Speaker 2: all right, I need your help. Help ladies, call us
Speaker 2: and help me understand this. Courtney Kardashian revealed that she
Speaker 2: was rushed to the hospital and she had to have
Speaker 2: quote urgent fetal surgery. Then she was in the hospital
Speaker 2: for just a couple a day or two and released
Speaker 2: from the hospital still pregnant. How is that possible? What
Speaker 2: exactly happened? Urgent fetal surgery to me would imply like
Speaker 2: an emergency C section? Is it not a surgery on
Speaker 2: the fetus? Like, I'm just so confused.
Speaker 1: The only thing I can think of. And it's funny
Speaker 1: you bring that up, because in my mind. When I
Speaker 1: read it, I thought the same thing. I'm like, but
Speaker 1: what the fuck did that mean? Did they, you know,
Speaker 1: have a premium? Now, maybe it was an umbilical court problem.
Speaker 2: How do you fix that when you go through the belly.
Speaker 1: Button and they move things around. Maybe they thought that
Speaker 1: there was something there, But I dude, I am fucking
Speaker 1: one hundred percent guessing. I have no idea. That's the
Speaker 1: only thing I could think of.
Speaker 2: That's even scarier than now. I'd be freaking out if
Speaker 2: I was Courtney Kardashian now, because what if I'd be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what if the baby's born with birth defects,
Speaker 2: like because of lack of oxygen. I'm like, ah, I
Speaker 2: hope it's all good.
Speaker 1: Women are just magnificent. It's unbelievable that you bring life
Speaker 1: into this world and that you could walk around. I
Speaker 1: see people I was at a football game. I see
Speaker 1: people that are like, you know, eight to nine months pread.
Speaker 1: They're like at a game and a man, I would
Speaker 1: be in bed from like month four. I mean, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't move. You're just so tough and resilient. It's just
Speaker 1: so impressive.
Speaker 2: All right, we still have a lot to get too,
Speaker 2: so I'll just do some quick items, okay, and I'll
Speaker 2: leave the Meteor ones for the Patreon on Thursday. On Thursday,
Speaker 2: we'll talk about Kylie Jenner and Timothy Chalomet and hilariousness there,
Speaker 2: plus also Kim Kardashian acting. We're going to get to
Speaker 2: Elon Musk and Grimes and some Ariana Grand Day. But
Speaker 2: first and quickly, the new Olivia Rodrigo album came out,
Speaker 2: and she's being accused yet again of stealing from others.
Speaker 1: All pop songs sound like other songs, I mean, hello.
Speaker 2: I mean, but there's one song that sounds exactly like
Speaker 2: a Miley Cyrus song from two thousand and seven. It's
Speaker 2: a song called start all Over or start Over the
Speaker 2: Miley one, and this new Olivia song sounds like it. Anyways,
Speaker 2: I like the Olivia Rodrigo song. I just wanted to
Speaker 2: say that the album. I really enjoyed it. Actually, I
Speaker 2: give it a solid B plus. However, my takeaway and
Speaker 2: I just couldn't help but think this consistently while I
Speaker 2: was listening to the album. I'm like, this feels like acting.
Speaker 2: It's so good, but I don't believe it. It's not authentic,
Speaker 2: you know, it's like very put upon. Like to me,
Speaker 2: I hear Ashley Simpson, I hear early Miley, and I
Speaker 2: hear definitely whole. But the thing is, when I would
Speaker 2: listen to holes live through This or celebrity Skin, you
Speaker 2: know that was fucking whole, Like that was courty love.
Speaker 2: They weren't pretending, you know, that was then and this.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 1: You know, it could be an age thing because you know,
Speaker 1: we have that perspective, and I feel that way often
Speaker 1: about music. I'm like, ugh, like with the weekend stuff,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is biting print so hard. But then
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm old. I experienced the original and everything
Speaker 1: you said right, there's an original to it, because not
Speaker 1: a lot of these ideas sound original anymore. They just
Speaker 1: sound like something else always now, and it's like we've
Speaker 1: run out of ideas or ways to produce things now.
Speaker 2: Also new music, Cardi B released this song with Megan
Speaker 2: dy Stallion. We talked about it on the Patreon show.
Speaker 2: It's out and it's hot tote already. It's like, it's out, yeah,
Speaker 2: not great, It's not bad.
Speaker 1: That I've heard it. It's uh, it's okay. You know,
Speaker 1: maybe exactly, but I like it better than you know,
Speaker 1: a wet ass.
Speaker 2: No, I love that one. No, I loved that one.
Speaker 1: Just crass to be crass. Uh.
Speaker 2: And finally, before we take some calls, congratulations to Chris
Speaker 2: Evans he is now a married man, and condolences to
Speaker 2: all of his psycho fans that are heartbroken over this. Right,
Speaker 2: Chris Evans has super hardcore female nuts fans that like
Speaker 2: are in love with him, and uh, sorry, he's not
Speaker 2: marrying you. Okay, let's take some calls.
Speaker 5: Press. This is Chloe from Pittsburgh. I normally agree with
Speaker 5: Booker ninety percent of the time, but this time I'm
Speaker 5: thinking cars is spot on with the Joe Jonas Sophie's
Speaker 5: story as a consumer who is not in the industry
Speaker 5: at all. To me, it seems like someone who just
Speaker 5: reads the news stories as a lay person. Everything is
Speaker 5: slanted towards trying to make Joe look good and Sophie
Speaker 5: look bad. It does seem intentional to me from Joe's camp, because,
Speaker 5: like I said, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just okay, you're not hearing anything from Joe's camp. You're
Speaker 1: hearing some stuff you read on the internet. Number one
Speaker 1: and number two this week's already dispelled that. Now it's
Speaker 1: coming from her.
Speaker 2: Side after an entire week doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: After I told just let let the plane land on
Speaker 1: the long runway and let me show you what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: What I said happened is happening. Now she's throwing mud.
Speaker 1: And by the way, it doesn't mean it's either one
Speaker 1: of them. It could be the fucking uber driver. No
Speaker 1: one cites sources anymore.
Speaker 2: Nobody ever cited sources for the most part.
Speaker 1: That's the point. I think that they should enough of this.
Speaker 1: A source fucking said, because like I said, that could
Speaker 1: be fucking anybody.
Speaker 2: That's so ridiculous. It just depends on the It depends
Speaker 2: on the out and if you consider them to be
Speaker 2: credible or not.
Speaker 1: I don't consider any of them to be credible.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we do.
Speaker 1: I think they all will take any call from any
Speaker 1: PubL assistant, print whatever the fuck you want them to print.
Speaker 1: One work call.
Speaker 2: All right, Hi, I'm.
Speaker 3: Kay from Indiana. I am listening to last week's Patreon
Speaker 3: episode talking to you guys fighting about Joe Jonas and
Speaker 3: Sophie Turner, and I think I usually agree with Booker
Speaker 3: or at least really see his five but this time
Speaker 3: for us is completely.
Speaker 2: Correct and the fact that and you're wrong again, great,
Speaker 2: let her finish the call.
Speaker 1: You want to hear more of it?
Speaker 3: All right? Yes, the media is spinning the Joe Jonas
Speaker 3: camp is spinning thing. How do you know to make
Speaker 3: her look bad as a mother?
Speaker 5: If the rolls were were reversed.
Speaker 1: And he you mean like it's happening now, okay.
Speaker 5: And she had all the kids and she.
Speaker 1: Has out of breath. I think she just ran on
Speaker 1: the treadmill.
Speaker 2: You can get the close stop it. Thank you everybody.
Speaker 2: Patreon dot com slash Perez Hilton. You will love it. Okay,
Speaker 2: you get at least one bonus episode a week. Patreon
Speaker 2: dot com slash Perez Hilton. We'll see some of you Thursday.
Speaker 1: Take care, everybody.
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