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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from a radio show called The Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: as How are you? Oh? Wow, I'm doing good man, Man,

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Speaker 1: that note, Johnathan, would you like to go out on

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Speaker 1: you really not helping your personality? Thank you? He look?

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Speaker 1: Can I go now? Yeah? Yeah, I go ahead? Many?

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Speaker 1: clarify things for you, Elma. I will never go on

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Speaker 1: All right then Jewels show on demand, jebils dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret. Text in for

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. They say I say it too fast.

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Speaker 1: I was listening. Oh oh, I'll try it again. Then

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. I used to like,

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Speaker 1: you can hear that. I've I've heard the criticism and

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Speaker 1: I agree. Also, I was saying it too quick, so

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Speaker 1: that's the text number. Oh. Also, I take too long

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Speaker 1: to get to the things, So let's get to it.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Hey? Um, yeah, I stubbed

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Speaker 1: my toe and now I'm in a foot brace. Is

430
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Speaker 1: that your dirty little secret? He's doing right into it? Well, no,

431
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Speaker 1: that's what I've been telling people about my dirty little secret.

432
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Speaker 1: What really happened was I was doing the helicopter dance

433
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Speaker 1: for my wife and I tripped over our phone cord

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Speaker 1: and I jammed my toe into the wall. Was practically

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Speaker 1: sticking out. Okay, So or didn't happen? Yeah, seriously, I

436
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Speaker 1: want to see the video of you stubbing your toe

437
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Speaker 1: doing that, so you're yeah right, you should do it

438
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Speaker 1: again and film a SloMo videos a lot of jewel

439
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Speaker 1: so that Alex and I are married. If you didn't

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Speaker 1: know that, I have to say that for new listeners,

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Speaker 1: if you're a new listener to say all the time.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, um, try doing that that helicopter or jumping

443
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Speaker 1: up and down, but jumping up and down in basketball

444
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Speaker 1: shows with no unties, SloMo, it's hilarious. Yeah, also makes

445
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Speaker 1: you look pretty impressive. Yeah, it's really really I'm more shocked. Hey,

446
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Speaker 1: you're doing a little secret. Is that you tell everybody

447
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Speaker 1: you stubbed your toe? Why do you tell him you

448
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: stubbed your toe again? Or how? Um? I just was

449
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: walking there, okay, so you just you just say whatever,

450
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 1: you stubbed your toe. But the real reason I say whatever,

451
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 1: you're helicoptering for your wife and then you tripped. Why

452
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Speaker 1: are you like denying the truth? Yeah, that's a better

453
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Speaker 1: story because you can't tell people that it was. Can

454
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Speaker 1: you be hilarious this? No? No, I just I don't know.

455
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Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I don't want to tell any

456
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Speaker 1: of my co workers. It's an embarrassing story. I can't

457
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Speaker 1: tell him when I'm doing the helicopter dance and naked

458
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Speaker 1: for my wife. Why? Yeah, that's funny. All right, Well,

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00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: you know, maybe I will then maybe I will start talking. Yeah,

460
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,919
Speaker 1: right before you get a meeting started. Like maybe I

461
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: don't know what you do, but maybe you're talking to

462
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Speaker 1: someone who was a prospective client. We talked. D Sorry

463
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Speaker 1: about that. Stumma tell last night Heller Coptern for the wife.

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Speaker 1: I'm more shocked that you have a phone card. You

465
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Speaker 1: have like a you have a landline in your house. Yeah,

466
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Speaker 1: we keep it old school at Wow, that's like really

467
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Speaker 1: old school, like nineteen sixties old school that I thought

468
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Speaker 1: you meant like the phone card that you plug into

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Speaker 1: the wall. You're like your cell phone. That's what I

470
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Speaker 1: was wondering because you said phone cards. So you actually

471
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Speaker 1: have a landline? Yes, yes, I don't care about your

472
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Speaker 1: helicopter thing anymore. That's a funny story. But also I

473
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 1: think that's the biggest thirty little secret is your landline. It, probabe,

474
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Speaker 1: is a money on. The cable company did that thing

475
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Speaker 1: to you, didn't they They tripled it up on you

476
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Speaker 1: and bundled it up and now you have Yeah, now

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Speaker 1: you have a phone that just rings once in a while.

478
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Speaker 1: You don't and uh, it's it's only telemarketers, and you

479
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Speaker 1: forget where you put the phone, so you're running around

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Speaker 1: your house being like, where do the phone? Where do

481
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: we put the phone? Again? What is it under? I

482
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: would really like to know how that saves the cable

483
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: company money? Yeah, I mean, like does it even? I

484
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: don't know. Why do they want us to have a

485
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: phone lamp? Why? Exactly? And I think the biggest thing,

486
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Speaker 1: that's what I mean. I feel like I should be

487
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Speaker 1: the ones suing them. Are they suing you? So I

488
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: should be the one suing them? So are you okay?

489
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Speaker 1: There's levels to your dirty little secret? Are they suing No?

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Speaker 1: I'm paying my bill. Just they should, they should be

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Speaker 1: sued for what happened. Yeah, I agree, I agree. Maybe

492
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Speaker 1: send them a video if you're doing the helicopter that

493
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Speaker 1: could you know sway things in your direction? Yeah, some

494
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Speaker 1: evidence on the evidence. Well, it's a funny story. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us. And it's really cool to meet

496
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Speaker 1: somebody from the past. I don't know time travels here. Yeah,

497
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Speaker 1: back in the back, in the back in the day,

498
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Speaker 1: when they had phone, when they had regular phone lines

499
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Speaker 1: plugged into your they'd be plugged into your wall. Landline, yeah,

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Speaker 1: landline and if you picked up in the house and

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Speaker 1: someone else is on it, you'd hear their conversation and

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Speaker 1: you'd be like, get off the phone, and then they'd

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Speaker 1: hang up. Yeah, sometimes you wouldn't know. Yeah, we'll go

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Speaker 1: check dude. It was nice though, with a regular phone

505
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Speaker 1: when they were around, because if you didn't want someone

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Speaker 1: to call you, they had do not disturb. Oh really no,

507
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 1: its kind of do not disturb though. All you did

508
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Speaker 1: was leave the phone off the hooks. It doesn't know.

509
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Speaker 1: He's too young. It's so smart thought school. Do not disturb. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your her little secret. Thanks, guys,

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Speaker 1: have a good day then, Jebel Show on demand. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the I n N, The Idiot News Network, where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Tuesday, May seventeenth, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh

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Speaker 1: and sure you got a card from Mothers Day? But

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Speaker 1: did you get five hundred thousand dollars? Maybe not? Somebody did.

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Speaker 1: We'll tell you about it in just a second, but

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Speaker 1: first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and sometimes

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Speaker 1: when you poop in your bed, you just gotta blame

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Speaker 1: on someone else. I have all that coming right up.

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Speaker 1: I'm Christian Graycenoe. Everybody's seeing with me. Don't go chase

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Speaker 1: a lot of fun phones and toilets. Do not go

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Speaker 1: chasing phones and toilet coming up is coming up in

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Speaker 1: my store? All right? More on those than just a

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Speaker 1: second before first start of the day. In the i

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Speaker 1: Ndidiot News Network where discerns they report the news, a

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Speaker 1: mom in Royal Oak, Chigan was given a powerball ticket

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Speaker 1: as a Mother's Day present just cashed it in and

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Speaker 1: won five hundred thousand dollars. So if you gave your

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Speaker 1: mom a card or some flowers, she didn't give her

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Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars. I feel like crap. My dad

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Speaker 1: and I got my mom some lottery tickets and she

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Speaker 1: won two hundred and we thought were yeah, no, definitely didn't.

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Speaker 1: This is the I N N, the ADU are terrible, terrible, terrible.

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Speaker 1: I have these I have these fake scratchers that have

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Speaker 1: like Jubilee on it, and I'm gonna give him away

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Speaker 1: for like a let's keeping our secret to our team,

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Speaker 1: even though half my team's here for like a Valentine's

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Speaker 1: Day or Saint Patrick's Day or like you know, something

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Speaker 1: like that day, and I'm gonna put on her thing

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Speaker 1: and all of you guys are gonna think you one

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Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. I'm gonna cry when I think I win,

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Speaker 1: and then when you tell me how look, actually, even

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Speaker 1: though you know it now, by the time it happens,

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Speaker 1: you'll forget and you'll actually think that you won ten

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Speaker 1: thousand on the back of one hundred you wish. This

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Speaker 1: is the i n N the Idiot News Network for idiots.

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Speaker 1: Aren't just in the news. They report the news for

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Speaker 1: next story. They listening on over dow. It's free I

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Speaker 1: she's on location. I'm in a courtroom and Casey are

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Speaker 1: living under a rock with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

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Speaker 1: Living under a rock with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

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Speaker 1: would be a terrible place to live anywhere with them. Really,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like a horrible, horrible environment. Well, they've been

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Speaker 1: in court trying to figure stuff out, I guess. And

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00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 1: she had to explain why there was poop in his

557
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Speaker 1: bed because he blamed her and apparently he didn't see

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Speaker 1: her do it, and then she blamed the dog, so

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Speaker 1: she did it. Absolutely did it. That's way too big

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Speaker 1: of a poop. For it to be my dog. So

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Speaker 1: he's like, I have a Pomeranian. That's impossible. There's no way.

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Speaker 1: That's all I got sending them back to you. The

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Speaker 1: great Dane sneak into our house tonight, I don't, okay,

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Speaker 1: And then the idiot who's networking were idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news for our next story, Let's send it

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Speaker 1: over to Christian Gray, like a robile or something. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm on looking in the woods somewhere in Washington State. Yeah,

568
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: the Olympic National Force where a woman was using a

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Speaker 1: vault toilet. You ever heard one of those? I had

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Speaker 1: to google with negative. It's like one of those toilets.

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00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: It's basically just in the middle of the woods where

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Speaker 1: you just dropped your business. Yeah. I didn't even know

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00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: that was a thing. It's like an outhouse, but no house.

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00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: I made the base like, okay, we'll never be camping.

575
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: And she dropped her phone in the vault toilet, got

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Speaker 1: down there to get it stuck, be rescued by a

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Speaker 1: fire department. That's the wrong move. That is a very

578
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: wrong move. Like that's why the first wrong move was

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Speaker 1: going camping in general. An exactly exactly second was having

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Speaker 1: her phone in her back pocket, probably California and went

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Speaker 1: to Washington to do this. Imagine going on vacation and

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Speaker 1: that's the experience. I mean, you shouldn't have gone to

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Speaker 1: Washington State. This is why I said, don't chasing your

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Speaker 1: phone and toilets. I've always wondered that if you dropped

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Speaker 1: it into a porta potty, if you're an outhouse dropped

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Speaker 1: down there, there's no way I would get if I

587
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: not a chance on me. I had a baby and

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Speaker 1: I dropped it in there and felt like, well, not

589
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 1: picking that thing, I would not fish anything out of there. Yeah,

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00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: like they see you later. Oh, thank you. I guess

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00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: you can make another one. I just can't fathom. I

592
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: won't even get it out of my toilet if it

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Speaker 1: falls in the toilet at home. Your phone, if it

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00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: fell in the toilet home, you wouldn't it never fall

595
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Speaker 1: until at home. But I still wouldn't get it out.

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00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: And you can't plush it. What are you gonna? Don't

597
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Speaker 1: know how my husband do it. I have dropped my

598
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Speaker 1: phone in the year before and peed on it. That's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Work after Yeah, it still works. I was able to

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Speaker 1: wipe it off it's not my current phone. It was

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Speaker 1: a phone while it in a bag of rice, and

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Speaker 1: it'll be good to go. Yeah, that's all I have

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Speaker 1: for today, I said, and get back to you. You

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Speaker 1: didn't need to have any more than that. Oh, Mike,

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Speaker 1: that's disgusting. Lesson learned here. Don't poop in the woods,

606
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Speaker 1: don't go camping, camping, Yeah, just don't even go outside.

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Speaker 1: Stay away from the outdoors. I don't know why people

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Speaker 1: like to rough it. Even glamping though, Yeah, even glamping

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Speaker 1: was a point of that. That's that's just as terrible.

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Speaker 1: I tried to do that and it said there was

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Speaker 1: no Wi Fi. Yeah, what am I gonna do? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: This is just in on the I n N, the

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Speaker 1: idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: Today report. It turns out that camping or clamping, if

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Speaker 1: you might not have Wi Fi, stay away from it,

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Speaker 1: stay away horrible? All right? That was then the idiot

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Speaker 1: news network, where adios aren't just in the news. They

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Speaker 1: report the news and they don't go camping. Tune in tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: burn they're hard hitting report from the I n N. Remember,

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media at the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I met that dress, and I'm a Christian. Gray Snow

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Speaker 1: And your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Your next one is coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show, the Jewil Show on demand, it's

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone Frank Day Mornings on its twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from doctor's office. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Selene. Oh no, that's my daughter. Um, this

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Speaker 1: is Sarah. Oh, oh my gosh, that's right. Everything all right, family, doctor?

630
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Speaker 1: Huh uh. I must have died here number by a mistake.

631
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Felene was in here the other

632
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: day and I just was calling with her test results

633
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: and very excited for her. I bet you're excited. No

634
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: excited excited? What do I need to be excited about. Oh,

635
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. Um. I because I work

636
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 1: at the doctor's office here am not allowed to give

637
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: out personal information about our patients. I know she's your daughter,

638
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: and I doubt your number by mistake. UM, but I

639
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,719
Speaker 1: really can't tell you about these test results. Oh I

640
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: won't do Okay, I need you I need you to

641
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: just go ahead and tell me it is my daughter.

642
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: If she had test done, I need to know what

643
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: the heck she did a test four? Well, I, like

644
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: I said, I legally cannot give that information out. I'm

645
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: so sorry. I know she's your daughter. I know I

646
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: doubt the wrong phone number, but she's having triplets. I'm sorry.

647
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: And there it goes again, Pete. They called me loose

648
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: lips Pete in college for a couple of reasons, but

649
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: one can never excuse me. Excuse me, you're telling me

650
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: my daughter is pregnant with triplets. Oh, actually no, I'm sorry.

651
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: I got that wrong. No, no, no, no, I got

652
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: the wrong thing in front of me. I read that

653
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: totally wrong. I'm so sorry about that. So are you

654
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: to alarm you on him? Jesus? No, you don't understand

655
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: her boyfriends. It's just the dumbest thing on earth. I

656
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: cannot stand that guy. And if she was to have

657
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: triplets with him home? Oh good? Okay, yeah, so that's it.

658
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: That's why you're upset about that information is because her

659
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: You don't like her. Is it a new boyfriend or something? Yes, miss,

660
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: I guess I'm overstepping my bounds. By asking about your

661
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: personal relationship with your daughter's boyfriend. But you said it,

662
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: so I was just wondering if you don't like him,

663
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: and that's why you were upset when I accidentally said

664
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: she was having triplets. Oh, I don't even know what

665
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm talking why I'm telling you this, But it's just

666
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: the thought of that. Just Oh, I can't well, she

667
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: like sentence right now? My goodness, I'm bet So it's

668
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 1: not triplets, that's the good thing. I so sorry to

669
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: freak out like that, My bad. I still can't keep

670
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: a secret, but um, it is not triplets. Although you

671
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: might be pretty upset here in the future. Still, I'll

672
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: just throw that little nugget out there for you and

673
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: get hold of her later. So you just got the

674
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: number of babies wrong? Or is that what you're telling

675
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: me right now? She is pregnant? I can't tell you. Hello, Yes,

676
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: she's pregnant. Now loose lips pete goes again. Dang it,

677
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: Oh god, I can't. Yeah, she's prego. My ego, I'm

678
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: about to lose it here or I am about to

679
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: lose it? Um? Is it with her boyfriend? Did she

680
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 1: say who she's having this baby with? It? With her boyfriend.

681
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm sorry to spill the beans

682
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: on that if you could do me, If everyone not

683
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: tell your daughter that I gave you that info. So

684
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: when I call her with her results, that seems like

685
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,439
Speaker 1: a surpriant, that'd be great. She's a idiot, and she's

686
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: even more of an idiot to have sex with him

687
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: and freaking have a baby. So no, no, I'm not

688
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,399
Speaker 1: going to keep it a secret. I'm gonna call her

689
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: right now. And you're an idiot too? Well? Why am

690
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: I an idiot? Why are you an idiot? You? Just?

691
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: Is it because this is a prank phone call? Is that? Why? What?

692
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from the Jewil Show doing

693
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your daughter. Selene set

694
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 1: you up with me, aren't you. She says that she

695
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: knows you hate her boyfriend and wanted me to scare

696
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: you and say they're having kids together. Oh thank god.

697
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: And she also wanted me to break the news to

698
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: you that she's going to break up with him soon.

699
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: Did she really say that, yes with me, No, she

700
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: really did say that. Yeah. The Jewel Show on demand,

701
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: It's time War of the Roses only on the Jewil Show.

702
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: Sandra is on the phone today for War of the

703
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: Roses to catch a sheeter. She's been with her boyfriend

704
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: Richie for six months and already thinks that something's going on. Sandra, sucks,

705
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: they have to come on the show this way. But

706
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: thank you for your email and thank you for being

707
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 1: willing to do this. Hopefully your boyfriend Richie isn't cheating

708
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: on you, but if he is, hopefully we catch him

709
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,879
Speaker 1: and then you can kick him to the curb. Oh yeah,

710
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: I hope so too. All right, so tell us what's

711
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: going on? Why do you think your boyfriend Richie is cheating? Well, okay,

712
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: so I was going into you know, the cupboard under

713
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: the bathroom Saint looking for some extra toothpaste, and I

714
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: went into his toiletry bag and next to some condoms

715
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: was a list of women and my name is on

716
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: the list, but then seven others were behind my blow

717
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: seven yeah? Seven? Wait, okay, So yeah, so you found

718
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: a little Okay, I want to go a little slower

719
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: on that because I shall make sure I heard that right.

720
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 1: So you found condoms of his and his toiletry bag

721
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: underneath the thinking in the bathroom that you were looking

722
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: for some toothpaste for But did you guys live together

723
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: at the time? The list, though, I want to know

724
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 1: about the list? Yeah, do you guys live together? No? No,

725
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: I just failed her a lot at night. He gave

726
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: me a drawer and I have, you know, some stuff there,

727
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: and okay, we're supposed to be monogamous. And the list

728
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: it was handwritten of a bunch of different women's names

729
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: and then my name and then like seven others below me.

730
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: So after your name, then name. If this is a

731
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 1: list of people that he slept with, you should be

732
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,240
Speaker 1: the last one on the list, literally exactly, Yeah, damn,

733
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: okay in front him about it. Yeah, and you know,

734
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: of course I'm crazy and I'm jealous. And why would

735
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,959
Speaker 1: he do that? What was his excuse about the women

736
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: after you? For real? It's just the list of his friends.

737
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: What he just wanted to write down who his friends were. Oh,

738
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: you wanted to write down who his friends. People will

739
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,479
Speaker 1: go People go to such a degree of like what

740
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: the effort you talking about? When they lie sometimes like

741
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I know that you don't have

742
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: proof yet that he is cheating on you, And that's

743
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 1: why you're doing one of the roses against cheater. I

744
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: just find it super hard to believe that on the

745
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: same list, on the same piece of paper that was

746
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: in with his condoms, had a list of women with

747
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: your name on it, and then seven after you, and

748
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: he just decided all of a sudden write down names

749
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: of friends, you know what I mean? Yeah? And I

750
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 1: was like, why aren't any dudes on this list? Where's

751
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: your friend Rob? Yeah, producer Bennett jumping in It probably

752
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, but were there any names before you? And like,

753
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 1: do you know of the name before you? Perhaps? Um,

754
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: I recognize like two of his ex girlfriends that he

755
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: talked about. Oh dang, so I bet it was for like,

756
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: you know, if he gets an STD or something. So, oh,

757
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: go back, what was it? Sometimes take a list like

758
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 1: that's a very um fourteen fifteen, sixteen year old dude

759
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: thing to do. Like at one point in my life

760
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: I had a list, right, and then at one point

761
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: you go, wait a minute, this is stupid. Whatever I

762
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: have a list, I can't keep track. I hadn't even

763
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: heard of a list until this. And when you asked

764
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: him about it and he told you that, oh, um,

765
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: the names on the list after yours, those aren't people

766
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: that I slept with. Those are friends. You obviously want

767
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: to go you're lying, but you don't have any real proof.

768
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: So that had to be super frustrating. It's really frustrating

769
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: because I don't believe him obviously. Yeah, I took his

770
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: list and I burned it. We'll try to remember your

771
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: friends now, how many were there to Oh my god?

772
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: It was like forty. Oh god, that's amazing. That's amazing,

773
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: And you know, for him, that's probably, Oh my god,

774
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 1: How am I going to remember now? When I brag

775
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: about it? It definitely sounds shady. I don't think we

776
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: need much more than that. Yeah, what grocery store is

777
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: he a Rewards member at? He shocked that. All right, cool, Well,

778
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: we'll call from there and do the usual. We'll say that,

779
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: say they were doing a promotion this month where we

780
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: give out a random bouquet of flowers to one Lucky

781
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: Rewards Card member to be delivered anywhere in the United

782
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: States and overseas for a five dollars nine to nine

783
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: Senthe that nobody's taking up on yet, and see if

784
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: he sends flowers to you or to someone else that

785
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,399
Speaker 1: was on that list, and then you can have your

786
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: proof and if not, maybe that is just his friends.

787
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: Probably not, but we'll find out, all right, okay, thank you, Yeah,

788
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, and then get your

789
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 1: War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater next. It's

790
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: a jewel show in the middle of War of the

791
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: Roses to catch a Cheater if you're just joining us.

792
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: Sandra is on the phone and she thinks that her

793
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: boyfriend of six months, Ritchie, has been cheating on her

794
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: because she found a toiletry bag in his bathroom with

795
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: some condoms in it, and it had a list in

796
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: there as well, and the list was a list of names,

797
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: all women's names, including hers, but that's not where the

798
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: list stopped. There was still seven names like after hers,

799
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: meaning she thinks that she's being cheated on because as

800
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: far as she knows, they're monogamous there together, he's not

801
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,720
Speaker 1: supposed to be with anybody else, and it sure looks

802
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: like he has been if that list is a list

803
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: of all the people that he slept with. She did

804
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: confront him about it, and he said that was just

805
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: a list of friends he was keeping there for some reason,

806
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: except none of them were men, and it's all people

807
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: that he slept with so who knows. All right, we're

808
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: about to call him from the grocery store that he's

809
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: a Rewards Card member at offered to send free flowers

810
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: to someone and see if he sends them to his

811
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 1: girlfriend Sandra or to somebody else, and then we can

812
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: have proof. Here we go. Hello, Hey, this is Jorban

813
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: calling from I was looking for Richie. Yeah, this is him, Richie. Congratulations, you, sir,

814
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 1: are this month's big winner the straight Where did I win?

815
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: If you've been in the store recently, you might have

816
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: seen the signs. Maybe not, but we are selecting one

817
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: random Rewards Card member every single month to give the

818
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: gift of flowers to a free bouquet of flowers delivered

819
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: anywhere you want in the United States. You can also

820
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: send them overseas for a five dollars nine at nine

821
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 1: sent fee if you'd like to, but for free flowers

822
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 1: thirty six long stem roses to anybody that you want,

823
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,959
Speaker 1: just to say thank you. It's sick cool, thanks, Yeah,

824
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: no problem. Well, I guess what do I do? Do

825
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: I have to stop in or like? If you know

826
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: who you want to send them to, I can do

827
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: of all of it over the phone. Right now. We

828
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: can get those sent off. You'll also receive a confirmation

829
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: on when they've shipped and when they've been delivered, so

830
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: you'll know and look like they've come from you and

831
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: not from the grocery store. So it's could be a

832
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: romantic thing if you wanted to go that route with it. Yeah,

833
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 1: sure that that would be great to get these flowers delivered.

834
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: All I would need is the name of the person

835
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: you want to send them to, first and last name.

836
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 1: Anything you want to put on a card? What type

837
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: of card? We have all sorts of cards. We have

838
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: get well cards, we have pretty much everything. We have

839
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: love a w I love you so much, love a

840
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: smooches cards all right. Yeah, if you have something like

841
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,399
Speaker 1: a Thinking of You or Justice House card, we can

842
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: do that one. We do. Yeah, we have it just

843
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: because card for sure. So, um, what do you who

844
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: do you want to send them to? First of all,

845
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: the name, Um, let's you can make it out to

846
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: Brianna one end. Did you say Brianna? Yeah, Brihanna, Brianna

847
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: one in okay? And last name is anything you want

848
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: to put on a card? That just because card to Brianna? Uh? Yeah,

849
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:42,479
Speaker 1: you can Uh, if you could say thanks for picking

850
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: up the tab, I still owe you a drink. Um,

851
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 1: just let me know when Ritchie. So, I just noticed

852
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: something here on my computer screen. It says that you're

853
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: sending these two Brianna and Brianna. Isn't your girl friend

854
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: Sandra who's on the phone. So Sandra might have some

855
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: questions with who that is. That's what it says on

856
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: my screen. That's weird. It just popped up. Rich Are

857
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Who's Brianna? Sandra? What do you do?

858
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 1: That's your girlfriend Sandra? And this is actually the Jewels Show.

859
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. My name's Jebil, Mine's Alex. I'm

860
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: Bennett and cheater yep and broke and we do a

861
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: segmentar show hre we catch bro cheaters and that's you obviously. Okay,

862
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: what the hell? What's going on? Sandra? Tell him, tell him,

863
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: tell them how you found it. You're yeah, you know

864
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,359
Speaker 1: your list that we talked about, Brianna is on there,

865
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: like three names below mine. Okay, you literally keep a list.

866
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: I mean it's just you know, I have good friends

867
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: that I keep a list for that. Maybe I have

868
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: to make sure I, you know, have you know, I

869
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: don't know Christmas cards or make sure you send them flowers.

870
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 1: Send them flowers for picking up the tab, come the Okay,

871
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: get real, I'm not a child. Okay, well listen, I

872
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: didn't expect to get a phone call with free flowers

873
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: and I you know, what do you want to do?

874
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. I just I'm kind of

875
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: pout on the spot here it's free. Send them to

876
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: me your girlfriend. You're cheating on her. I'm not. No,

877
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: you're not Sandra, So you're just sending flowers to Brianna

878
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: with one in. Yeah, yeah, you're a sketchy. Why would

879
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: you send your bartender eighty dollars flowers? You know, Sandra? Honestly, Like,

880
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: if if you can't even trust me, anybody's like, I

881
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: don't even want to Like obviously, I don't even want

882
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 1: to be with you. Listen of women only, so women only,

883
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: And I've talked to all my friends and even the

884
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,919
Speaker 1: DJ's here are all like, yeah, that's totally a sexless

885
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be monotonymous, but there's names after mine

886
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: and you're sending some other girl flowers you Yeah, and

887
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: it's her fault for not trust you. Yeah, well it is.

888
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 1: I mean it shouldn't be snooping through all my stuff.

889
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:09,439
Speaker 1: Oho and for snooping? Oh yeah, okay, so I want

890
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: to go find toothpaste and you have a list there

891
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: next condoms we don't even use. So that's snooping when

892
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: you know what should have been there? Some toothpaste. Yeah,

893
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: not a list, not condoms, truthpaste. Okay, we go like

894
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: Rich is gonna put his own name on that Listen,

895
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: all right, Tandra, it's cool, cool, it's good a job

896
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: today colin radio station and talk on some DJs and

897
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: your friends about a list and all that. That's that's awesome, good,

898
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: good for you. Oh God, Rich, are you gonna cry

899
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: because you sound like you're gonna cry right now? You

900
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 1: have You're like, I'm gonna cry for my sons? Are

901
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:52,439
Speaker 1: you gonna cry this time? I'm crying because I don't

902
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: have to deal with you anymore. Honestly, I'm just so static.

903
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, can tell I don't have to worry

904
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: about a psycho going through my stuff to go on

905
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: a radio station. You're doing me a favorite and have

906
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: to worry about it. Year No, No, you did me

907
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 1: a favorite by not like around with this radio thing

908
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 1: and sending flower stuff Brianna with one end. Yeah. Yeah,

909
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: if you know, Sad, you're you're so smart. You you

910
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: go through a list, you end up burning in, then

911
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 1: you still freaking are with me and I end up

912
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: calling a radio station. So I mean, don't try to

913
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: come off with because I wanted to trust you. You

914
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: asked me to trust you, and I wanted to trust you,

915
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: And now you're telling me I'm the psycho and that

916
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: I should trust you when you were all like, this

917
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: is a list of friends only girls. Well, I mean whatever, Sando.

918
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,439
Speaker 1: I mean, you're the You're the psycho that goes through

919
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: my stuff and end up doing today we go, I'm

920
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 1: the psycho who goes through your stuff and decides to

921
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: trust you, Like I shouldn't decide to trust you because

922
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 1: you're my boyfriend. Yeah, I guess I made the mistake

923
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,959
Speaker 1: of trusting it. You're right, it's all my fault. Yeah,

924
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: whatever you got. You guys are all idiots, Okay, Okay,

925
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: I well, Sandra, I think you have your answer there.

926
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: It's all your fault, all your fault for trusting him. Apparently,

927
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: I think maybe I should amber to herd in his

928
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: bed before I leave the Jewels show on demand Jewils

929
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, what's up? What's your dirty

930
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: little secret? Buttercup? My dirty little secret is so me

931
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: and my wife are in a constant prank warm and

932
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 1: after the last time that she pranked to me, I've

933
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: felt like really petty and kind of revenge filled. So

934
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: for the last almost month, I've been pranking her by

935
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: putting those edible crickets in her food from time to time.

936
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 1: Does come on? No, she doesn't know. She has yet

937
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 1: to find out. But that's kind of such a lame thing.

938
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: Like I thought it would be something way better than

939
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: some dead crickets, like some sort of like laxative or sleeping. Well.

940
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 1: The thing is is that she hates bugs. So I

941
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: actually found out that her worst fear is actually like crockroaches,

942
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: well stations and falls. So there are actually, you know,

943
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: actual edible cockroaches flavored and chese barbecue stuff liked. Have

944
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 1: you gotten them yet? No, But that's the next step

945
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: if she doesn't realize that I'm doing it. I've actually

946
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: had some edible season crickets myself, I willingly. Yeah, they're delicious.

947
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: They were actually kind of good. No, they weren't. So

948
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 1: what do you think she'd do if she finds out though? Oh? Um,

949
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 1: I'll probably sleep on the couch or one. She'll probably

950
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: chase me through the house like a child. Yeah what, No,

951
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: she'll she'll chase me and then she will relentlessly either

952
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: one tickle me or scare the crap out of me randomly. Yeah, seriously,

953
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 1: I just thought you're adorable. Um, well, okay, what other

954
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: pranks have you guys at each other? Yeah? Very much.

955
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: We're actually married, like the long play, You're like, dude,

956
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry her. And then when we're like eighty five,

957
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 1: I'm a divorcer. And that was and that was like

958
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:39,399
Speaker 1: prank that ended at all. Oh no, knowing me, I'm

959
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 1: probably going to continue to prank or even when I'm

960
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 1: that age. Good. It sounds like you guys are happy.

961
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: I Um, what other pranks have you done? Uh? There's

962
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 1: another one. Uh it was pretty tame, but I've put

963
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: ice cold water on the ceiling of the shower so

964
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: that when she's taking a warm shower, drip cold. I

965
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: might murder you if you did that. Cold water is

966
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: like my cockroach, you know what I mean? Oh, I

967
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 1: would hate that so my kryptonite. Yeah. You spiders in

968
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: her pillow? Oh, actual spiders? Yeah, actual spiders. Producer Christian

969
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: jumping in here. That is not funny. Yeah, you just

970
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: took it to a level like fifteen. Like I put

971
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: some you know, very edible crickets that are seasoned in

972
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: her food, and then there was some water and then

973
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: deadly spiders in her pillow. Not deadly, but yeah yeah

974
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: are they brown? No, they're the orb weavers that names spiders. Bro,

975
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: They're all deadly in my well. Thank you for telling

976
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,240
Speaker 1: us your dar little secret man. Keep having fun well

977
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: from you too? Did you will show on demand? I

978
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,439
Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing here. We didn't order door Dash,

979
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: very confused. Did we order anything on DoorDash? I mean

980
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,720
Speaker 1: we did, but weak somebody, I'm scared to grab stuff

981
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 1: for you from dodsh for you to grab my stuff.

982
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: I've seen you tre excuse me, it's hungry. And there

983
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: was one time he stopped by the studio. He quit

984
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,479
Speaker 1: the show so he could go be happy or whatever

985
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: because the radio stuff I'm being on there just wasn't

986
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: for him. He found out after like a couple of

987
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: years in the business. But he stopped by to day

988
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 1: to hang out and he's been doordashing since has that

989
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: been gone? So it's weird. I haven't been making much money,

990
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. But no, it's been really easy.

991
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: Like the olders just pop up on the app and

992
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: then you accept it with the clients acceptable decline right

993
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: though it's not very good English Evan who used to

994
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,760
Speaker 1: be on the show but it isn't on the show anymore,

995
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: and he's only been gone for like a week, but

996
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 1: he decided to drop by the studio today to say

997
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 1: hi has been door dashing. So with DoorDash, what does

998
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: that mean? If he's bad? Do you not get ticked?

999
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: So many probably won't get as many old as Okay,

1000
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: So I haven't experienced that yet because I've only been

1001
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: doing it for like four days. Because sometimes I get

1002
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: tired and I don't want to do it. You're already slacking.

1003
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: The words are too far, Like they'll have you drive

1004
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: twenty minutes for like four dollars. Oh hell no, I

1005
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: pay four or fifty four smoothies and it comes less

1006
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: than a mile. Okay, yeah, I'm paying more for gas

1007
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: at this point. I amally losing money, Okay, So what's

1008
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: like the biggest have you gotten? The biggest tip was

1009
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 1: like three dollars? Oh okay, I'm over typing and I

1010
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: had to I had to carry nine bags from safe way,

1011
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: a massive flight of stairs to an old people's who

1012
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: are doing too much? Yeah, yeah, wow trying. That's why

1013
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: I wondered about how doorsh works, because I mean, I've

1014
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: never done it. Obviously, I've thought about it. I can

1015
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: be interesting. Tells you like a typical day, So how

1016
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: many hours are you working a day, like around four

1017
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 1: or five, four or five? How many orders are you

1018
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: delivering a day in that four or five. I can

1019
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 1: get maybe like ten okay, and then how much money

1020
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 1: are you're making in the ten hopefully around like a

1021
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: hundred dollars style? It's okay at the moment. You know,

1022
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to make like a ton of money

1023
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: just because I'm in between stuff. So if I was,

1024
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: why not? I mean, it's easy why he was also

1025
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: talking It's like sometimes I just get really tired and

1026
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: back up, and then five minutes later he's like, I've

1027
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: only been doing it for four days, but it was

1028
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: hard work here. I'm going to retire from DoorDash I

1029
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: met this one guy the other day that was a

1030
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: doordasher and I just like struck up a conversation with

1031
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: him about doordas because I'm curious about stuff. And I

1032
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: was just like, how much money do you make doing it?

1033
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: Not I ask how much, but like do you make

1034
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: a lot of money? And he was saying he makes

1035
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 1: a ton from DoorDash, like he just does it all

1036
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: day long, though, like that's what he does for a living.

1037
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: And he said, he makes it and maybe we're doing

1038
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: it in in the wrong area. I think I might be. Yeah,

1039
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: but actually on the app, it shows you where it's

1040
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: hot and where is not really so yeah, it will

1041
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 1: show you like if it's an extra two dollars at

1042
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: the moment, and if it's like a lot of orders

1043
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: going on. So it's pretty easy to go to like

1044
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Speaker 1: the hot areas. Okay, yeah, we got the inside scoop

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Speaker 1: on DoorDash. Now just wait outside of Chick fil A's.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you could you feel like they do ask

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Speaker 1: that question? I think you was going to retire and

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Speaker 1: become a door dash. You better jumping in. I heard

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Speaker 1: that you could get like a lot of money, went

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Speaker 1: like corporate offices, order a bunch of things, like you

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Speaker 1: could like really cash out. Maybe I'll get a few

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Speaker 1: of those. Yeah, he's only been doing that for four days.

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Speaker 1: Have you got a corporate order? No, I haven't, but

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Speaker 1: that sounds amazing his first corporate order. You could door

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Speaker 1: dashes steal food too. We've had our food stolen. I've

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Speaker 1: thought about it. Have you thought about it? Because Panda Express,

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Speaker 1: it was like, I know what they ordered. They go

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Speaker 1: to our chicken that's my favorite. And I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying hard. How do you not open up the

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Speaker 1: style of foam container and take out one? Orange show

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Speaker 1: they provided an anti thief plan because they have the

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Speaker 1: bag is and also it's got like staples on the side,

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Speaker 1: because I looked at the bag and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I could take one. No, we're ordering door tosh agin. No.

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Speaker 1: The first person already said he would have if it

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Speaker 1: wasn't sealed. My stuff comes on sale. Smoothies don't even

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Speaker 1: come sealed at all. I think to open up the top,

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Speaker 1: pop right what you want. Straws aren't in them already

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Speaker 1: without a straw cover on it. Even you ruined its

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Speaker 1: ruins my life. They gave me candida and freaking anxiety. Candita,

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Speaker 1: Google it. It's from a Lot of Sugar and there

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Speaker 1: Alex was on a kick where every single drink a lot.

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Speaker 1: Oh you like candy, you might get candy to one day. Well,

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Speaker 1: we're glad. We're glad that you came back in to

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Speaker 1: hang out and we will hopefully you see you more

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Speaker 1: often now that we ordered door toash lots hang out,

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Speaker 1: see you at the house. Yeah, it's a Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand