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Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk better than the excite tell me about.

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Speaker 1: These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's

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Speaker 1: like we're writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud.

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Speaker 1: We call him blog skiking. Yes, you're ready to go?

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Speaker 2: All right, dear blog. Every day when I'm on my

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Speaker 2: way up here from the parking garage, I never know

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Speaker 2: what I'm going to experience. The security man might jump

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Speaker 2: out from behind the desks and yell and scream and

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Speaker 2: ask me what's in my bag and what's in my hand?

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Speaker 1: In my morning's right? Every morning that dude is just

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Speaker 1: waiting a second he sees one of our heads come

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Speaker 1: up the escalator the moment. I have no idea how

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Speaker 1: the overnight security man has so much energy. He has it,

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Speaker 1: but I'm never ready for it. Even though it's every day.

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Speaker 1: I'm still never prepared.

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Speaker 2: Never ready. And you know me, I like to creep

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Speaker 2: on by. I will close the elevator on you on purpose. Well,

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Speaker 2: I mean, listen, we don't want to You don't want

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Speaker 2: to talk to me that early in the morning. I

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Speaker 2: don't want to talk to you. So let's just get

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Speaker 2: this overweight, get your own ride ups up here. Sometimes

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Speaker 2: if I there far enough I'm not waiting, so you know,

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Speaker 2: but tomorrow. This morning, this man was sitting there already,

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Speaker 2: so I said, okay, we're doing this.

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Speaker 1: And I guess you don't have to get out here.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, we're doing this now. I already have

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Speaker 2: been questioned by the security man about my life and

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Speaker 2: house everybody. And so I get past him and we

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Speaker 2: get on the elevator and this guy is so nice.

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Speaker 2: He is the night He's like, good morning, how are you?

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Speaker 3: Like great?

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Speaker 2: He's like, how was your weekend? I said it was great?

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Speaker 2: Beyonce was there. He says, oh my god, we're talking

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Speaker 2: about this the tour. He's asking me questions as we

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Speaker 2: go off the floors, but the entire time I'm not

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Speaker 2: focused on what he's saying so much. He has a

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Speaker 2: really big black eye, like like a really big black eye,

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Speaker 2: and I'm I'm like, I don't know what to do

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Speaker 2: in this situation. So I don't know if I asked like, well,

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Speaker 2: how was your weekend or what happened or you know.

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Speaker 1: Do you what happens? I don't know. I was like,

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Speaker 1: maybe help, like you know you need yes. So so

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Speaker 1: it's like, yetle fit in the room is that you

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Speaker 1: got this black eye and you can't help but you

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Speaker 1: have to look at it because it's on a guy's

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Speaker 1: face and you're communicating with him. But you're also like,

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Speaker 1: you know, you're not sure. I can't say anything about

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Speaker 1: it because it's rude, right, But I feel like my business.

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Speaker 2: As the person with the black eye, you should just

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Speaker 2: tell me what happened.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm trying. You have a black guy,

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Speaker 1: then you have an obligation as you walk up to

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Speaker 1: people like hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, I take a number

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Speaker 1: four and yeah, I got a punch of the face

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Speaker 1: of my girlfriend this weekend, so yeah, yes, I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: have said what I said.

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Speaker 2: You know, if you're gonna ask me how was my weekend,

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Speaker 2: you have to tell me what happened to your eye?

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Speaker 2: Because now I can't stop this. All I've been thinking

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Speaker 2: about all morning is is he okay? What happened? And Kaylin,

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Speaker 2: I know you have been down this road before. You

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Speaker 2: had a black guy, Ken had a black guy.

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Speaker 1: For a while. How did you get the black eye again?

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Speaker 1: I was in your closet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was clumsy and got up too fast and

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Speaker 3: nicked my face. It was the worst black eye because

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Speaker 3: I've had more than one.

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Speaker 1: And then you thought it was hilarious when we went

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Speaker 1: out when you had this pronounced black eye. And then

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Speaker 1: you and I went out to eat or something, and

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Speaker 1: you told everybody around that I did it to you,

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Speaker 1: and people like were looking at me. They believed you.

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Speaker 1: They were like looking at me, and I'm going, she's kidding.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do it. And then I started to look

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Speaker 1: aggressive defending myself, and that people are like, you see,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you you're aggressive, and then she has a

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Speaker 1: black guy. You did it right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as a person who has had multiple black eyes,

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Speaker 3: I wanted people to ask me about it because I

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Speaker 3: can feel you looking at me. I'm looking at you,

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Speaker 3: and I did start to get ahead of it because

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Speaker 3: I was annoyed. I was like, I don't want to

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Speaker 3: keep talking about this, but I couldn't cover it up.

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Speaker 3: I wore sunglasses in here because I was like, this

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Speaker 3: is awful, but stop.

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Speaker 1: But you always wore sunglasses, you know, you one walks

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Speaker 1: around with sunglasses everywhere.

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Speaker 3: They were just darker at that time. But no, I

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Speaker 3: would have appreciated if you were like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 3: are you good? What happened?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: So when I see him again in the hallway. I'm

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Speaker 2: just gonna go ahead and break because I need I

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Speaker 2: can't rest. I need to know what happened. But I'm

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Speaker 2: just like, bro, you're talking to me and you know

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Speaker 2: you have a black eye. Just tell me.

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Speaker 3: But one rule about black eyes, and this was covered

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Speaker 3: on my favorite show, I Love Lucy, is that no

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Speaker 3: one ever believes the real story of that black guy,

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Speaker 3: So you have to lie about how you got the

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Speaker 3: black eyes so people will believe it. Because I had

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Speaker 3: people everywhere being like, listen, you're good. You're really good,

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Speaker 3: taking me off to the side. Are coworkers at GC.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, you, guys, it is true. I am clumsy.

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Speaker 1: I am said you guys, Fred did it. But we've

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Speaker 1: all been there before. We're like there's something on somebody's face,

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Speaker 1: or like it's Zi or we all we've all had it,

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Speaker 1: and it's like once you see it, you can't unsee it.

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Speaker 1: Then you're trying so hard to look around it, which

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Speaker 1: probably looks more obvious. The Entertainmer report in two minutes