WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: He Said Whaat?!?

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<v Speaker 1>second d Day. You know, when you're out on a date,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to be careful with what you joke about, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because you could end up offending somebody. My go to

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<v Speaker 1>joke on a first date that usually just kills it

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<v Speaker 1>with the ladies is this little gym right here. I

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<v Speaker 1>look at him, gonna go, hey, here's a joke for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Horse walks into a bar right bartender says, jew will

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<v Speaker 1>put your pants back on? Makes its wouldn't there? It is? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the ladies love that joke. The guy on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second dight up date today, though, is

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<v Speaker 1>having a problem. He thinks maybe he told an off

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<v Speaker 1>color joke and it kind of turned the girl off.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Dave. Dave, what's up? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good? What's going on? Man? Just licking my wounds?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess sound so upset? So you think that you

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<v Speaker 1>told this girl a bad joke and that's why she's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back? Yeah? I don't know what I did,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's the only thing really I could think of

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<v Speaker 1>that went wrong. How long ago would your date, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, well, ten days ago or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And how did you meet this girl? I met her

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<v Speaker 1>at a bar and she was with some friends, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just started talking to her. Now, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people when they do these second dates, they say that

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<v Speaker 1>their first date was actually just getting drunk and hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out that night. Did you, guys, actually go on a

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<v Speaker 1>date or did you just get wasted together? Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>kind of went out together because I was with some friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we ended up kind of breaking off from

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<v Speaker 1>the group, and then we went to another bar and

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<v Speaker 1>had had a drink, all right, and that all seemed

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<v Speaker 1>to go pretty well. Yeah, it went well enough to

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<v Speaker 1>where I invited her back to my place and she

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<v Speaker 1>came over. That's usually a good sign that a date

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<v Speaker 1>is going good. Yea, So tell us about the joke

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<v Speaker 1>though that you emailed you. You You didn't tell me what

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<v Speaker 1>the joke was, but you said you may have offended her. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I brought her out a drink and I said, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't that be funny if someone mixed something in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Or something regarding what you made a joke like that

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<v Speaker 1>to a girl who you just met. Yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she came to my place, so you don't I'm

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<v Speaker 1>guessing she didn't drink the roofy joke drink right? No?

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<v Speaker 1>She laughed? Yeah? Did she leave right away after? You're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>some people call me mister Cosby. Well, I mean she

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<v Speaker 1>made me feel uncomfortable enough by her reaction where I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of mud right, Yeah, made you feel uncomfortable? Isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that amazing? Yeah? I know it was just tupid thing

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<v Speaker 1>to say. I know, that's one of those moments where

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<v Speaker 1>you say it. You're like, this is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>really funny, and then you say it and then you

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<v Speaker 1>see the look on her face. You're like, oh, crap,

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<v Speaker 1>I just made a rufy joke to a girl who

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<v Speaker 1>just came over to my house. Not a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it was like the stupidest thing I ever did.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like moments like that, it's like record scratch

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<v Speaker 1>and then dead silence. What did she say to you? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it was kind of like an awkward look and then

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<v Speaker 1>I just kind of did the math and when she

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<v Speaker 1>said I'm going to get my uber I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, see ye did you try to explain to her? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry about that, it was just a joke. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>well for it. Took a second, but then I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>where are you going? I'm just kidding as a joke,

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<v Speaker 1>And just to prove it to her, I drank her

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<v Speaker 1>drink too. I slammed it right in front of her.

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<v Speaker 1>And at that point you were already too far in

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<v Speaker 1>the hole. I don't think there's any saving you. So

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<v Speaker 1>she left and you haven't heard anything from her. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to get ahold of her? Oh my gosh, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to get ahold of her. I text her

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<v Speaker 1>three times saying it was just Joe, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I would never call you again. And she hasn't responded

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<v Speaker 1>you at all. No, nothing, Do we even need to

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<v Speaker 1>make the phone called you? We already know why she's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back. So you liked her a lot though,

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<v Speaker 1>huh for your first meeting? Well? Yeah I did. I

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<v Speaker 1>really did like her a lot. This really cute dimple

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<v Speaker 1>and she laughed at most of my joke, and so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she's pretty, she's smart. What's not to lie? Hey, Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to point out. Okay, this girl that

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<v Speaker 1>you just described to us fun, pretty attractive, everything else

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<v Speaker 1>was at your place after the night at the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on your couch, ready to hang out with you

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<v Speaker 1>all evening, and then you screwed it up with a

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<v Speaker 1>really poorly timed roofy joke. See, thanks for pouring salt

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<v Speaker 1>in the womb. No problem, that's what I do. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna play a song, come back, call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second day update. Okay, okay, all right, man,

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<v Speaker 1>hang looking you in the morning. Second. You know a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of times when you do these second date updates,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to the person about their date and then

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<v Speaker 1>we'd go like, I wonder why they're not getting a

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<v Speaker 1>call back. Not today today, We're pretty sure why. Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>who's on the phone with us right now and about

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second date update, he is not getting

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<v Speaker 1>a call back, and it's all because of a really

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<v Speaker 1>bad joke that he told with a girl that he

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<v Speaker 1>just met. I'll recap real quick. He met her at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar, they ended up hanging out, having a good time,

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<v Speaker 1>went back to his house, and then Dave dropped this

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<v Speaker 1>gem on her. Go ahead and tell us what you

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<v Speaker 1>said to her. I brought her out a drink and

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<v Speaker 1>I made a sarcastic remark about if anyone put any

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<v Speaker 1>roofies or drugs in the drink, ye bad idea. Yeah. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>after he said that to her, she turned cold and

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<v Speaker 1>then left, and he hasn't heard from her since. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're about to call her right now and maybe she'll

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<v Speaker 1>blow our mind. Maybe you have body odor. Who knows,

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<v Speaker 1>it could be something different. Okay, I know what I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we were having a blast. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>you did. You know, everybody knows what you did. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna die the phone of right now. Get her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and get your Second Date update. Okay, okay, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Hi is Cammy there? Yeah, that's the tea. Hey Cammy,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Hi. What's going on? Nothing much calling me,

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<v Speaker 1>just calling to check in to see how you're doing. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>are you familiar with the show? Um? Kind of? Have

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<v Speaker 1>you heard a second Date update before? No? Not really

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah yeah no not really, but yeah I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>of them. Okay, all right, well, congratulations Cammy, You're about

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<v Speaker 1>to be the star of a Second Date update. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what does that mean. Well, it means that you recently

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date with one of our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>and he liked you so much that he emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>and asked us to call you and find out why

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<v Speaker 1>you're not calling him back. His name is Dave. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh. Okay, do you remember going out with Dave? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember. Did you not like him? That's an understatement.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have work for it. Okay. He thinks so childish,

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<v Speaker 1>like my fatio nephew is more mature than he is.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean by that? I mean the whole time,

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<v Speaker 1>like the entire time, food, drinks, everything. He's making like

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<v Speaker 1>these inappropriate jokes the entire night. So when he brought

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<v Speaker 1>you a drink and was like, hey, don't worry, didn't

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<v Speaker 1>put any drugs in there, he told you that. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>he did. He told us that, And that's why he

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<v Speaker 1>thinks you're not calling him back because of that joke

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<v Speaker 1>right there. But it sounds like there's more to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh No, he has a handful of like jokes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he has a load joke. So you didn't feel danger

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<v Speaker 1>by him when he said that you were just annoyed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just annoyed. I felt like I was like

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<v Speaker 1>babysitting like a grown man the entire time. Why did

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<v Speaker 1>you go back to his house if you weren't having

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<v Speaker 1>a good time with him? I feel like I was

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<v Speaker 1>giving him another shot. I was like, you know, this

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<v Speaker 1>is it. But I feel like he just has He's

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<v Speaker 1>that type of guy to have jokes in his pocket

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<v Speaker 1>to find the girl. So you think he just memorizes

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<v Speaker 1>bad jokes just in case he goes on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly what were some of the things that you can remember? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Um? He was like, um, what did the

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<v Speaker 1>hurricane say to the coconut tree? What hold onto your nuts?

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't your ordinary bloke. But I'm like, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what is this? Did you laugh at

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<v Speaker 1>any of these jokes? I tolked, which was very wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he I'm confused. Was he just throwing all these

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<v Speaker 1>bad jokes out at you over drinks or did it

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<v Speaker 1>come up casually in a conversation. It was like, got

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<v Speaker 1>a joke for that? Yeah. Like for example, we were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about my job and he was like, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>difference between my job and the dead prostitute? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what he was like, your job still sucks. Serious,

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<v Speaker 1>that's awesome that he has all these jokes just in

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<v Speaker 1>the palm of his hand. To throw him out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was just so deceived. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you were a handsome guy, but you're just so stupid

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<v Speaker 1>and dumb, Like why are you were you still hung

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<v Speaker 1>out with him all evening? Yeah, because he's cute, he's attractive,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, you know, maybe it's just like he's nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get him a shot. Like we went back

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<v Speaker 1>to his place, and I was like, you know, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he'll be a little different in his own atmosphere. That

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<v Speaker 1>was you know, that wasn't true either at home that

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<v Speaker 1>he is in public. So even with all the bad

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<v Speaker 1>jokes and everything, you were still in it until he

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<v Speaker 1>made a roofy joke back at his place. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm done, I'm done, give me out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll usually kill the mood. Oh it killed it, Cammy.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to hear some more of his jokes? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually that's too bad because he's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone listening right now, and I'm sure he's got many

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<v Speaker 1>jokes for this occasion. No, he's not Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes he is, Yes, who Hi, day. I believe you

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<v Speaker 1>don't like my jokes. I don't. And why were you

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<v Speaker 1>laughing at all my jokes? Because it's nervous laughter. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you would get the hint that this was like uncomfortable,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I thought we had a good time, and

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<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden, you just split so fast

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<v Speaker 1>after that little joke about the drugs from the drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>drinks and the drinks it was the other two? Was

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<v Speaker 1>the other like ten jokes that you were telling the

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<v Speaker 1>entire night. What the coconut three you could tell? I

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<v Speaker 1>was just kitty No, I can't maybe because I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>adult and I'm not playing how this games when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on a date. Well, I mean sorry, next time, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just tell some like more PG rated jokes. Have these

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<v Speaker 1>jokes ever worked for you in the past? If I

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<v Speaker 1>were to rewrite the alphabet, I'll put you an eye together, Keny,

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you tell him in the moment, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>enough with the jokes, this is kind of offensive. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to like embarrass myself up and then like

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<v Speaker 1>crushed him at the same time, like it was just

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<v Speaker 1>an uncomfortable situation and like, I don't like making people

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad. Oh it's okay. Now I didn't know you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. Yeah, it's all different. Now that she

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<v Speaker 1>knows your on the phone, she feels bad about it, David. Cammy, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I didn't know you felt that way. Had

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<v Speaker 1>I known, I would a staple of my mouth shut

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<v Speaker 1>to the rest of the night. I really like you.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we had a good time. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>ever want to hang out again, I promise I won't

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<v Speaker 1>open my big mouth. It's pretty good. No, Cammy, you

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<v Speaker 1>went back, Cammy, but think about it. You went back

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<v Speaker 1>to his place. Even after all the bad jokes that

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<v Speaker 1>he said, he just hated. It was just that one

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<v Speaker 1>joke that put it over the top. You must have

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<v Speaker 1>liked something about him. His face. Okay, get you like

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<v Speaker 1>his face. That's good. You think he's a cute dude, Cammy,

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<v Speaker 1>Would you got with Dave on a second date? I

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<v Speaker 1>will pay for a second date for you, guys. No,

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<v Speaker 1>what if we make sure he doesn't say a word

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<v Speaker 1>and you just get to stare at his face? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you going to be at the table with us? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>If you want, how about this, he and I will

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<v Speaker 1>sit there with you, and we'll just try to top

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<v Speaker 1>each other with bad jokes the whole time. Listening to

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<v Speaker 1>you idiots tell bad jokes the entire night is not

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<v Speaker 1>my ideal date. So I'm going to decline. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a smart decision. I'm really sorry to hear that. Cammy. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hey Jammy, before you go, I got a joke for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, No, how do you even? Idiot and suspense?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Nailed it all right, that's all broken, jupil.

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<v Speaker 1>In the morning, I got a text message in at

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<v Speaker 1>seven eight five nine two that says I made a

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<v Speaker 1>worse joke than the guy from the second day update.

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<v Speaker 1>On a first meeting at my place, I said to

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<v Speaker 1>the girl, Hey, nobody knows you're here right now. You

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<v Speaker 1>could disappear and never be heard from again. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>It said that she did not see humor in it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no punchline there, there's only creepy. If you've missed

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<v Speaker 1>the second day update, Dave wanted to call this girl

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<v Speaker 1>named Cammy. He knew what he did wrong. He made

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<v Speaker 1>a really bad joke. After they went back to his

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<v Speaker 1>place and he got her a drink and he came

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<v Speaker 1>he was like there might be something in it. He

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<v Speaker 1>made a roof of joke to the girl that he

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<v Speaker 1>just met and then she left. But it turns out

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<v Speaker 1>that he was just cracking bad jokes the whole time

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<v Speaker 1>and she couldn't deal with it. Yeah, she wanted them

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<v Speaker 1>to shut up and just be pretty. Yeah, the problem,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, the reason she stuck it out through all

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<v Speaker 1>the bad jokes leading up to that one was because

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<v Speaker 1>he was cute, so she stuck around. But after he

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<v Speaker 1>made that jokes like, I can't do it anyway. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like it's like me and you and run dates with

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<v Speaker 1>hot shakes, dude, and they're annoying, but you're like, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'll just stop talking deal with it. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still not gonna tell jose that he's actually the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that people want to be quietly, And I'm surprised at

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<v Speaker 1>all the people texting in it seven eight five nine

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<v Speaker 1>two who really liked this guy's jokes, So, like, that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you would admit a joke like that on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date with me. I'm I'm scared of the

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<v Speaker 1>guy who said he's writing these things down new material

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<v Speaker 1>to use later. If you want a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>All you have to do is email the show Brook

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