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Speaker 1: second d Day. You know, when you're out on a date,
Speaker 1: you need to be careful with what you joke about, okay,
Speaker 1: because you could end up offending somebody. My go to
Speaker 1: joke on a first date that usually just kills it
Speaker 1: with the ladies is this little gym right here. I
Speaker 1: look at him, gonna go, hey, here's a joke for you.
Speaker 1: Horse walks into a bar right bartender says, jew will
Speaker 1: put your pants back on? Makes its wouldn't there? It is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the ladies love that joke. The guy on the phone
Speaker 1: to do a second dight up date today, though, is
Speaker 1: having a problem. He thinks maybe he told an off
Speaker 1: color joke and it kind of turned the girl off.
Speaker 1: His name is Dave. Dave, what's up? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good? What's going on? Man? Just licking my wounds?
Speaker 1: I guess sound so upset? So you think that you
Speaker 1: told this girl a bad joke and that's why she's
Speaker 1: not calling you back? Yeah? I don't know what I did,
Speaker 1: but that's the only thing really I could think of
Speaker 1: that went wrong. How long ago would your date, by
Speaker 1: the way, well, ten days ago or something like that.
Speaker 1: And how did you meet this girl? I met her
Speaker 1: at a bar and she was with some friends, and
Speaker 1: I just started talking to her. Now, a lot of
Speaker 1: people when they do these second dates, they say that
Speaker 1: their first date was actually just getting drunk and hanging
Speaker 1: out that night. Did you, guys, actually go on a
Speaker 1: date or did you just get wasted together? Well, we
Speaker 1: kind of went out together because I was with some friends,
Speaker 1: and then we ended up kind of breaking off from
Speaker 1: the group, and then we went to another bar and
Speaker 1: had had a drink, all right, and that all seemed
Speaker 1: to go pretty well. Yeah, it went well enough to
Speaker 1: where I invited her back to my place and she
Speaker 1: came over. That's usually a good sign that a date
Speaker 1: is going good. Yea, So tell us about the joke
Speaker 1: though that you emailed you. You You didn't tell me what
Speaker 1: the joke was, but you said you may have offended her. Well,
Speaker 1: I was. I brought her out a drink and I said, Man,
Speaker 1: wouldn't that be funny if someone mixed something in there?
Speaker 1: Or something regarding what you made a joke like that
Speaker 1: to a girl who you just met. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: mean she came to my place, so you don't I'm
Speaker 1: guessing she didn't drink the roofy joke drink right? No?
Speaker 1: She laughed? Yeah? Did she leave right away after? You're like, hey,
Speaker 1: some people call me mister Cosby. Well, I mean she
Speaker 1: made me feel uncomfortable enough by her reaction where I
Speaker 1: kind of mud right, Yeah, made you feel uncomfortable? Isn't
Speaker 1: that amazing? Yeah? I know it was just tupid thing
Speaker 1: to say. I know, that's one of those moments where
Speaker 1: you say it. You're like, this is going to be
Speaker 1: really funny, and then you say it and then you
Speaker 1: see the look on her face. You're like, oh, crap,
Speaker 1: I just made a rufy joke to a girl who
Speaker 1: just came over to my house. Not a good idea.
Speaker 1: I know, it was like the stupidest thing I ever did.
Speaker 1: I feel like moments like that, it's like record scratch
Speaker 1: and then dead silence. What did she say to you? Well,
Speaker 1: it was kind of like an awkward look and then
Speaker 1: I just kind of did the math and when she
Speaker 1: said I'm going to get my uber I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, see ye did you try to explain to her? Hey,
Speaker 1: sorry about that, it was just a joke. I didn't
Speaker 1: well for it. Took a second, but then I said, hey,
Speaker 1: where are you going? I'm just kidding as a joke,
Speaker 1: And just to prove it to her, I drank her
Speaker 1: drink too. I slammed it right in front of her.
Speaker 1: And at that point you were already too far in
Speaker 1: the hole. I don't think there's any saving you. So
Speaker 1: she left and you haven't heard anything from her. Have
Speaker 1: you tried to get ahold of her? Oh my gosh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I tried to get ahold of her. I text her
Speaker 1: three times saying it was just Joe, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I would never call you again. And she hasn't responded
Speaker 1: you at all. No, nothing, Do we even need to
Speaker 1: make the phone called you? We already know why she's
Speaker 1: not calling you back. So you liked her a lot though,
Speaker 1: huh for your first meeting? Well? Yeah I did. I
Speaker 1: really did like her a lot. This really cute dimple
Speaker 1: and she laughed at most of my joke, and so yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, she's pretty, she's smart. What's not to lie? Hey, Dave,
Speaker 1: I just want to point out. Okay, this girl that
Speaker 1: you just described to us fun, pretty attractive, everything else
Speaker 1: was at your place after the night at the bar,
Speaker 1: sitting on your couch, ready to hang out with you
Speaker 1: all evening, and then you screwed it up with a
Speaker 1: really poorly timed roofy joke. See, thanks for pouring salt
Speaker 1: in the womb. No problem, that's what I do. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second day update. Okay, okay, all right, man,
Speaker 1: hang looking you in the morning. Second. You know a
Speaker 1: lot of times when you do these second date updates,
Speaker 1: we talked to the person about their date and then
Speaker 1: we'd go like, I wonder why they're not getting a
Speaker 1: call back. Not today today, We're pretty sure why. Dave,
Speaker 1: who's on the phone with us right now and about
Speaker 1: to do a second date update, he is not getting
Speaker 1: a call back, and it's all because of a really
Speaker 1: bad joke that he told with a girl that he
Speaker 1: just met. I'll recap real quick. He met her at
Speaker 1: the bar, they ended up hanging out, having a good time,
Speaker 1: went back to his house, and then Dave dropped this
Speaker 1: gem on her. Go ahead and tell us what you
Speaker 1: said to her. I brought her out a drink and
Speaker 1: I made a sarcastic remark about if anyone put any
Speaker 1: roofies or drugs in the drink, ye bad idea. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: after he said that to her, she turned cold and
Speaker 1: then left, and he hasn't heard from her since. So
Speaker 1: we're about to call her right now and maybe she'll
Speaker 1: blow our mind. Maybe you have body odor. Who knows,
Speaker 1: it could be something different. Okay, I know what I did.
Speaker 1: I thought we were having a blast. You know what
Speaker 1: you did. You know, everybody knows what you did. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die the phone of right now. Get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and get your Second Date update. Okay, okay, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hi is Cammy there? Yeah, that's the tea. Hey Cammy,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning. Hi. What's going on? Nothing much calling me,
Speaker 1: just calling to check in to see how you're doing. Hey,
Speaker 1: are you familiar with the show? Um? Kind of? Have
Speaker 1: you heard a second Date update before? No? Not really
Speaker 1: but yeah yeah no not really, but yeah I've heard
Speaker 1: of them. Okay, all right, well, congratulations Cammy, You're about
Speaker 1: to be the star of a Second Date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: what does that mean. Well, it means that you recently
Speaker 1: went out on a date with one of our listeners
Speaker 1: and he liked you so much that he emailed us
Speaker 1: and asked us to call you and find out why
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back. His name is Dave. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. Okay, do you remember going out with Dave? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I remember. Did you not like him? That's an understatement.
Speaker 1: I don't have work for it. Okay. He thinks so childish,
Speaker 1: like my fatio nephew is more mature than he is.
Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? I mean the whole time,
Speaker 1: like the entire time, food, drinks, everything. He's making like
Speaker 1: these inappropriate jokes the entire night. So when he brought
Speaker 1: you a drink and was like, hey, don't worry, didn't
Speaker 1: put any drugs in there, he told you that. Yeah
Speaker 1: he did. He told us that, And that's why he
Speaker 1: thinks you're not calling him back because of that joke
Speaker 1: right there. But it sounds like there's more to it.
Speaker 1: Oh No, he has a handful of like jokes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he has a load joke. So you didn't feel danger
Speaker 1: by him when he said that you were just annoyed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just annoyed. I felt like I was like
Speaker 1: babysitting like a grown man the entire time. Why did
Speaker 1: you go back to his house if you weren't having
Speaker 1: a good time with him? I feel like I was
Speaker 1: giving him another shot. I was like, you know, this
Speaker 1: is it. But I feel like he just has He's
Speaker 1: that type of guy to have jokes in his pocket
Speaker 1: to find the girl. So you think he just memorizes
Speaker 1: bad jokes just in case he goes on a date.
Speaker 1: Exactly what were some of the things that you can remember? Oh?
Speaker 1: All right? Um? He was like, um, what did the
Speaker 1: hurricane say to the coconut tree? What hold onto your nuts?
Speaker 1: This isn't your ordinary bloke. But I'm like, what's the
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is this? Did you laugh at
Speaker 1: any of these jokes? I tolked, which was very wrong.
Speaker 1: Was he I'm confused. Was he just throwing all these
Speaker 1: bad jokes out at you over drinks or did it
Speaker 1: come up casually in a conversation. It was like, got
Speaker 1: a joke for that? Yeah. Like for example, we were
Speaker 1: talking about my job and he was like, what's the
Speaker 1: difference between my job and the dead prostitute? And I
Speaker 1: was like, what he was like, your job still sucks. Serious,
Speaker 1: that's awesome that he has all these jokes just in
Speaker 1: the palm of his hand. To throw him out there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was just so deceived. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you were a handsome guy, but you're just so stupid
Speaker 1: and dumb, Like why are you were you still hung
Speaker 1: out with him all evening? Yeah, because he's cute, he's attractive,
Speaker 1: and I thought, you know, maybe it's just like he's nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him a shot. Like we went back
Speaker 1: to his place, and I was like, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: he'll be a little different in his own atmosphere. That
Speaker 1: was you know, that wasn't true either at home that
Speaker 1: he is in public. So even with all the bad
Speaker 1: jokes and everything, you were still in it until he
Speaker 1: made a roofy joke back at his place. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm done, I'm done, give me out of here.
Speaker 1: That'll usually kill the mood. Oh it killed it, Cammy.
Speaker 1: Would you like to hear some more of his jokes? No?
Speaker 1: I actually that's too bad because he's actually on the
Speaker 1: phone listening right now, and I'm sure he's got many
Speaker 1: jokes for this occasion. No, he's not Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yes he is, Yes, who Hi, day. I believe you
Speaker 1: don't like my jokes. I don't. And why were you
Speaker 1: laughing at all my jokes? Because it's nervous laughter. I
Speaker 1: thought you would get the hint that this was like uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: you know, I thought we had a good time, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, you just split so fast
Speaker 1: after that little joke about the drugs from the drinks,
Speaker 1: drinks and the drinks it was the other two? Was
Speaker 1: the other like ten jokes that you were telling the
Speaker 1: entire night. What the coconut three you could tell? I
Speaker 1: was just kitty No, I can't maybe because I'm an
Speaker 1: adult and I'm not playing how this games when I'm
Speaker 1: on a date. Well, I mean sorry, next time, I'll
Speaker 1: just tell some like more PG rated jokes. Have these
Speaker 1: jokes ever worked for you in the past? If I
Speaker 1: were to rewrite the alphabet, I'll put you an eye together, Keny,
Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell him in the moment, like, hey,
Speaker 1: enough with the jokes, this is kind of offensive. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to like embarrass myself up and then like
Speaker 1: crushed him at the same time, like it was just
Speaker 1: an uncomfortable situation and like, I don't like making people
Speaker 1: feel bad. Oh it's okay. Now I didn't know you
Speaker 1: on the phone. Yeah, it's all different. Now that she
Speaker 1: knows your on the phone, she feels bad about it, David. Cammy, Look,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't know you felt that way. Had
Speaker 1: I known, I would a staple of my mouth shut
Speaker 1: to the rest of the night. I really like you.
Speaker 1: I thought we had a good time. And if you
Speaker 1: ever want to hang out again, I promise I won't
Speaker 1: open my big mouth. It's pretty good. No, Cammy, you
Speaker 1: went back, Cammy, but think about it. You went back
Speaker 1: to his place. Even after all the bad jokes that
Speaker 1: he said, he just hated. It was just that one
Speaker 1: joke that put it over the top. You must have
Speaker 1: liked something about him. His face. Okay, get you like
Speaker 1: his face. That's good. You think he's a cute dude, Cammy,
Speaker 1: Would you got with Dave on a second date? I
Speaker 1: will pay for a second date for you, guys. No,
Speaker 1: what if we make sure he doesn't say a word
Speaker 1: and you just get to stare at his face? What
Speaker 1: are you going to be at the table with us? Sure?
Speaker 1: If you want, how about this, he and I will
Speaker 1: sit there with you, and we'll just try to top
Speaker 1: each other with bad jokes the whole time. Listening to
Speaker 1: you idiots tell bad jokes the entire night is not
Speaker 1: my ideal date. So I'm going to decline. All right,
Speaker 1: that's a smart decision. I'm really sorry to hear that. Cammy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: hey Jammy, before you go, I got a joke for you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, how do you even? Idiot and suspense?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Nailed it all right, that's all broken, jupil.
Speaker 1: In the morning, I got a text message in at
Speaker 1: seven eight five nine two that says I made a
Speaker 1: worse joke than the guy from the second day update.
Speaker 1: On a first meeting at my place, I said to
Speaker 1: the girl, Hey, nobody knows you're here right now. You
Speaker 1: could disappear and never be heard from again. Oh no,
Speaker 1: It said that she did not see humor in it.
Speaker 1: There's no punchline there, there's only creepy. If you've missed
Speaker 1: the second day update, Dave wanted to call this girl
Speaker 1: named Cammy. He knew what he did wrong. He made
Speaker 1: a really bad joke. After they went back to his
Speaker 1: place and he got her a drink and he came
Speaker 1: he was like there might be something in it. He
Speaker 1: made a roof of joke to the girl that he
Speaker 1: just met and then she left. But it turns out
Speaker 1: that he was just cracking bad jokes the whole time
Speaker 1: and she couldn't deal with it. Yeah, she wanted them
Speaker 1: to shut up and just be pretty. Yeah, the problem,
Speaker 1: she said, the reason she stuck it out through all
Speaker 1: the bad jokes leading up to that one was because
Speaker 1: he was cute, so she stuck around. But after he
Speaker 1: made that jokes like, I can't do it anyway. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like me and you and run dates with
Speaker 1: hot shakes, dude, and they're annoying, but you're like, I
Speaker 1: guess I'll just stop talking deal with it. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: still not gonna tell jose that he's actually the guy
Speaker 1: that people want to be quietly, And I'm surprised at
Speaker 1: all the people texting in it seven eight five nine
Speaker 1: two who really liked this guy's jokes, So, like, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: I wish you would admit a joke like that on
Speaker 1: a first date with me. I'm I'm scared of the
Speaker 1: guy who said he's writing these things down new material
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