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Speaker 1: second d Day. You know, when you're out on a date,

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Speaker 1: Horse walks into a bar right bartender says, jew will

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Speaker 1: I guess sound so upset? So you think that you

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Speaker 1: but that's the only thing really I could think of

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Speaker 1: Or something regarding what you made a joke like that

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Speaker 1: my gosh. Okay, do you remember going out with Dave? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I remember. Did you not like him? That's an understatement.

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Speaker 1: Exactly what were some of the things that you can remember? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Would you like to hear some more of his jokes? No?

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Speaker 1: don't like my jokes. I don't. And why were you

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Speaker 1: Would you got with Dave on a second date? I

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Speaker 1: are you going to be at the table with us? Sure?

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Speaker 1: that's a smart decision. I'm really sorry to hear that. Cammy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: hey Jammy, before you go, I got a joke for you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Nailed it all right, that's all broken, jupil.

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Speaker 1: It said that she did not see humor in it.

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Speaker 1: the second day update, Dave wanted to call this girl

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Speaker 1: guy who said he's writing these things down new material

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Speaker 1: to use later. If you want a second date update.

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Speaker 1: All you have to do is email the show Brook

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