Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter, the subject
Speaker 1: to my husband and his groupies. All right, but right
Speaker 1: now it's the nephew with today's prank phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got and you know you're sitting it going through
Speaker 1: my arch. You know, I got three hunting and three pranks.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out which one I want to
Speaker 1: drop on you all to day. Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the name of it. But when you were praying
Speaker 1: for the man and asking about that kidney, let's do that.
Speaker 1: Can I have your kid that's my dad and favor,
Speaker 1: Can I have your kidney? Running? Hello? Hello, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to reach a brother conn. This is how are you doing, bro?
Speaker 1: This is Deacon Patterson called him from the church. How
Speaker 1: you doing today? Yeah? Just doing fun and I'm doing good,
Speaker 1: doing good. You know the church is behind you on
Speaker 1: what you're going through. When we were praying for you, man,
Speaker 1: we know all about the you know you're going in
Speaker 1: the surgeon on Friday to get your get your prankers removed.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to give you a call, man, have
Speaker 1: a word of pray and let you know that we
Speaker 1: all are pulling for you, and we know that that
Speaker 1: the man upstairs are gonna pull you through the successful
Speaker 1: where God bless and keep you. Uh that, Deacon, God
Speaker 1: bless and keep you, because I tell you I'm going
Speaker 1: through something here. Me and my wife, we've been talking
Speaker 1: about it, and we've been praying on it, and it
Speaker 1: shews a wonderful thing to know that your church is
Speaker 1: with you and and y'all thinking about me and prayer.
Speaker 1: I I've really had to take this, this to the lower.
Speaker 1: This is a serious thing with me and I ain't
Speaker 1: never had an operation before in my life, and I
Speaker 1: know I need it. My wife and made it clear,
Speaker 1: the doctor made it clear that I believe I'm ready
Speaker 1: to go forward, Deacon, and we're don't give the victory
Speaker 1: to who the your soth he's the victory. Yet. Let
Speaker 1: me let me have a word of prayer with your
Speaker 1: brother con if you don't mind just about you here
Speaker 1: from me, Father God, we have right now. We have
Speaker 1: right now that you touch brother Connelly as he goes
Speaker 1: in on Friday, please put your hands on him. We
Speaker 1: asked Father that you hold on to the doctor that's
Speaker 1: getting ready to go and Loyd to put surgery on it. Yes,
Speaker 1: we asked that you make sure that the doctor it's
Speaker 1: got a strong eye on that morning walk with him.
Speaker 1: We asked that that that he got a steady hand
Speaker 1: when he got the scalpel in his hand. We asked
Speaker 1: that your hold on to him please as it goes
Speaker 1: into a surgeon because we know come side the moaning,
Speaker 1: the victory gonna belong the brother Connley and the Lord. Lord.
Speaker 1: We know all of this. But we we we asked
Speaker 1: that you take that pincers and you remove it out
Speaker 1: successfully closing back up like it will never been into
Speaker 1: the end before walk with Nick. That's what we're asking.
Speaker 1: We asked your Lord at the same time that they're
Speaker 1: removing this pancreas Lord, we asked that your reach around
Speaker 1: his backside and we asked that you touch his kidney. Lord,
Speaker 1: touch his kidney and make it hold make it. We
Speaker 1: want you to make that kidneys like it's been that
Speaker 1: best kidneys because Deacon, that's Deacon Deacon whoot, pat Deacon pass. Yes,
Speaker 1: you say you do, sir, They're there's nothing wrong with
Speaker 1: my kidney, Deacon. I'm doing I'm doing fining. The Lord
Speaker 1: is Lord has been made it well, he's gonna work
Speaker 1: on my pancris. That's what the doctors operating non me forward,
Speaker 1: and that's what they're playing to remove. So really, my
Speaker 1: kidney is fine. They did what they called when they
Speaker 1: made my eyes and everything else is fining. He ain't
Speaker 1: working on nothing but my pancres, sir, right right, right, Well,
Speaker 1: let let me say I'm glad you brought it up
Speaker 1: with this, this this one we want I call you. Huh.
Speaker 1: Of course I did call to pray for you. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, because I want to make show that that
Speaker 1: that that you make it through this successfully. But what
Speaker 1: another the reason why I'm getting around it is here
Speaker 1: is uh, what I want to ask you, and I
Speaker 1: know we we you know, we've never met face to faith.
Speaker 1: I've seen you a couple of times, like I said,
Speaker 1: the church, but you've been out most time. Uh were
Speaker 1: you with your sickness and whatnot? But now, what what
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know
Speaker 1: this is I hate to come at you in the
Speaker 1: final hour and you're getting ready to go he than
Speaker 1: all that, But if you don't mind it, if you
Speaker 1: could see it in your heart to to to see
Speaker 1: to do something for somebody else. Um, that's that's the
Speaker 1: large we are. You always supposed to have those who right,
Speaker 1: And I'm glad you you think like that. It's not
Speaker 1: when they go in on Friday morning and and remove
Speaker 1: that pinker is out? Do do you think that that
Speaker 1: that that they could go in and and get one
Speaker 1: of your kidneys? Because I need one? Hold hold on,
Speaker 1: just mid be what you say, but what you say,
Speaker 1: see see see what else? I've been going through myself
Speaker 1: with a little ailment, and I'm wondering if if if
Speaker 1: I need a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can
Speaker 1: give me one of yours When they go in and
Speaker 1: get your pankers, they're going already to have you open.
Speaker 1: Did you say you wanted them to take one of
Speaker 1: my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to me because I
Speaker 1: need one. You need a kidney? Yeah? What what what
Speaker 1: I mean? You already gonna be lading there open? Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, you need a kidney? Need help with my package?
Speaker 1: You would call me with some black that man, This
Speaker 1: ain't no work of the Lord. Now you said you're
Speaker 1: a deacon, like I said, Dickon Patterson my name. But
Speaker 1: see what I'm asking you? What man brother corner. What
Speaker 1: harm is it if you already open and laying on tea? Oh,
Speaker 1: you ain't heard the damn thing I saying? Have you?
Speaker 1: I said, I'll be man, you're crazy as hell. Now
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to
Speaker 1: call the pastor because here's something going on here. You
Speaker 1: say you knew you man of damn new Mr. Man, fact,
Speaker 1: you too damn new to know who you're talking to?
Speaker 1: What what? What? What I'm saying is you have to
Speaker 1: to look like you said you said they did the
Speaker 1: m R. I don't give what I said they did. Man,
Speaker 1: I got two kidneys. You got to one of yours? Bad?
Speaker 1: That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get well and you're calling with this. You
Speaker 1: say you're a new deacon, You damn show ills and
Speaker 1: you won't be at the church long. I tell you that,
Speaker 1: because if I ever get close to your we got
Speaker 1: some rising and do. What is it gonna hurt for
Speaker 1: you to give me one of them kiddings? If them,
Speaker 1: if both them kidners is good and they're gonna hit him?
Speaker 1: Think you ain't getting my kidney? Man? What's wrong with you? Say? Man,
Speaker 1: all I'm saying is, if you're gonna be olpen laying
Speaker 1: on the table, what is it gonna hurt? Old man,
Speaker 1: you're gonna kill I'm ote me laying on the damn table.
Speaker 1: What kind of a tell you in charge of? Mr?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Obviously need to meet you
Speaker 1: before I get to the hospital. And now I can
Speaker 1: damn bag getting to yours, and I can't tell you
Speaker 1: that you're gonna feel a damn thing about that. I'll
Speaker 1: be damned if you're gonna call and talk to me
Speaker 1: out of one of my damn kidness. Man, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to live just like you, trying to let you know
Speaker 1: I take care of me because what you're talking about
Speaker 1: it ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus.
Speaker 1: You can kiss my and get off my phone, that's
Speaker 1: what you can do. Can I say one more thing
Speaker 1: to you? What is you listening to me? Man? Out
Speaker 1: of listen to you and you ain't talking about nothing
Speaker 1: that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me, Mr,
Speaker 1: you're running the game. If I could get to y'all
Speaker 1: put leading you. What can I just say one more thing?
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna let you go as you let
Speaker 1: for what that's this leftew timing from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter. Oh Lord,
Speaker 1: haven that girl. Lord have mercy, Lord have much Jesus
Speaker 1: you all right? Brother man? Man, you have made me
Speaker 1: use language that I swear I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: heard my nagle's name using that kind of stopped a
Speaker 1: long time ago. Talking that a way. Please forgive me.
Speaker 1: Lord whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to Lord him Mersus.
Speaker 1: My heart is pal Peton Hill, Lord him, mercy, Jesus.
Speaker 1: This ain't me, This ain't me. And you I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what I enjoined Steve Hardy and Netfew told me.
Speaker 1: Brother colle, I gotta ask you one more thing, man,
Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land. It's gotta be It's gotta be y'all.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be y'all here. I don't want you nim
Speaker 1: the name of it now. I ain't gonna get it.
Speaker 1: That's going too far that you never got to find.
Speaker 1: My dad made me put that on a CD and
Speaker 1: burn it where it just kept playing back the best.
Speaker 1: But he wanted that we all have our favors. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, praying for this kid? What Steve Now,
Speaker 1: y'all sent me to picture this lady that was Prince
Speaker 1: Harry's ex, that was at the wedding. She looks straight
Speaker 1: crazy with this hill. I don't know why she came.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. That's where the god. I don't
Speaker 1: know why she came. And she wore all black. It
Speaker 1: was I think that's the Navy, but I think it
Speaker 1: was black on this damn picture. Look at her face,
Speaker 1: don't She shouldn't be came. I wasn't. Me neither because
Speaker 1: they and Megan. Megan is fun, she's beauty. Yeah. Well
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