WEBVTT - Can I Have Your Kidney

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter, the subject

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<v Speaker 1>to my husband and his groupies. All right, but right

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<v Speaker 1>now it's the nephew with today's prank phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got and you know you're sitting it going through

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<v Speaker 1>my arch. You know, I got three hunting and three pranks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to figure out which one I want to

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<v Speaker 1>drop on you all to day. Well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what the name of it. But when you were praying

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<v Speaker 1>for the man and asking about that kidney, let's do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I have your kid that's my dad and favor,

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<v Speaker 1>Can I have your kidney? Running? Hello? Hello, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to reach a brother conn. This is how are you doing, bro?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Deacon Patterson called him from the church. How

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<v Speaker 1>you doing today? Yeah? Just doing fun and I'm doing good,

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<v Speaker 1>doing good. You know the church is behind you on

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<v Speaker 1>what you're going through. When we were praying for you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>we know all about the you know you're going in

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<v Speaker 1>the surgeon on Friday to get your get your prankers removed.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wanted to give you a call, man, have

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<v Speaker 1>a word of pray and let you know that we

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<v Speaker 1>all are pulling for you, and we know that that

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<v Speaker 1>the man upstairs are gonna pull you through the successful

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<v Speaker 1>where God bless and keep you. Uh that, Deacon, God

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<v Speaker 1>bless and keep you, because I tell you I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>through something here. Me and my wife, we've been talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it, and we've been praying on it, and it

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<v Speaker 1>shews a wonderful thing to know that your church is

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<v Speaker 1>with you and and y'all thinking about me and prayer.

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<v Speaker 1>I I've really had to take this, this to the lower.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a serious thing with me and I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>never had an operation before in my life, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know I need it. My wife and made it clear,

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor made it clear that I believe I'm ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go forward, Deacon, and we're don't give the victory

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<v Speaker 1>to who the your soth he's the victory. Yet. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me let me have a word of prayer with your

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<v Speaker 1>brother con if you don't mind just about you here

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<v Speaker 1>from me, Father God, we have right now. We have

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<v Speaker 1>right now that you touch brother Connelly as he goes

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<v Speaker 1>in on Friday, please put your hands on him. We

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<v Speaker 1>asked Father that you hold on to the doctor that's

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<v Speaker 1>getting ready to go and Loyd to put surgery on it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we asked that you make sure that the doctor it's

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<v Speaker 1>got a strong eye on that morning walk with him.

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<v Speaker 1>We asked that that that he got a steady hand

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<v Speaker 1>when he got the scalpel in his hand. We asked

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<v Speaker 1>that your hold on to him please as it goes

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<v Speaker 1>into a surgeon because we know come side the moaning,

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<v Speaker 1>the victory gonna belong the brother Connley and the Lord. Lord.

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<v Speaker 1>We know all of this. But we we we asked

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<v Speaker 1>that you take that pincers and you remove it out

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<v Speaker 1>successfully closing back up like it will never been into

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<v Speaker 1>the end before walk with Nick. That's what we're asking.

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<v Speaker 1>We asked your Lord at the same time that they're

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<v Speaker 1>removing this pancreas Lord, we asked that your reach around

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<v Speaker 1>his backside and we asked that you touch his kidney. Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>touch his kidney and make it hold make it. We

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<v Speaker 1>want you to make that kidneys like it's been that

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<v Speaker 1>best kidneys because Deacon, that's Deacon Deacon whoot, pat Deacon pass. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you say you do, sir, They're there's nothing wrong with

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<v Speaker 1>my kidney, Deacon. I'm doing I'm doing fining. The Lord

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<v Speaker 1>is Lord has been made it well, he's gonna work

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<v Speaker 1>on my pancris. That's what the doctors operating non me forward,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what they're playing to remove. So really, my

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<v Speaker 1>kidney is fine. They did what they called when they

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<v Speaker 1>made my eyes and everything else is fining. He ain't

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<v Speaker 1>working on nothing but my pancres, sir, right right, right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let let me say I'm glad you brought it up

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<v Speaker 1>with this, this this one we want I call you. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I did call to pray for you. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because I want to make show that that

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<v Speaker 1>that that you make it through this successfully. But what

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<v Speaker 1>another the reason why I'm getting around it is here

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<v Speaker 1>is uh, what I want to ask you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know we we you know, we've never met face to faith.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen you a couple of times, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>the church, but you've been out most time. Uh were

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<v Speaker 1>you with your sickness and whatnot? But now, what what

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know

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<v Speaker 1>this is I hate to come at you in the

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<v Speaker 1>final hour and you're getting ready to go he than

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<v Speaker 1>all that, But if you don't mind it, if you

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<v Speaker 1>could see it in your heart to to to see

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<v Speaker 1>to do something for somebody else. Um, that's that's the

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<v Speaker 1>large we are. You always supposed to have those who right,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm glad you you think like that. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>when they go in on Friday morning and and remove

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<v Speaker 1>that pinker is out? Do do you think that that

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<v Speaker 1>that that they could go in and and get one

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<v Speaker 1>of your kidneys? Because I need one? Hold hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>just mid be what you say, but what you say,

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<v Speaker 1>see see see what else? I've been going through myself

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<v Speaker 1>with a little ailment, and I'm wondering if if if

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<v Speaker 1>I need a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can

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<v Speaker 1>give me one of yours When they go in and

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<v Speaker 1>get your pankers, they're going already to have you open.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say you wanted them to take one of

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<v Speaker 1>my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to me because I

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<v Speaker 1>need one. You need a kidney? Yeah? What what what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? You already gonna be lading there open? Wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, you need a kidney? Need help with my package?

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<v Speaker 1>You would call me with some black that man, This

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<v Speaker 1>ain't no work of the Lord. Now you said you're

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<v Speaker 1>a deacon, like I said, Dickon Patterson my name. But

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<v Speaker 1>see what I'm asking you? What man brother corner. What

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<v Speaker 1>harm is it if you already open and laying on tea? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't heard the damn thing I saying? Have you?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'll be man, you're crazy as hell. Now

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to

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<v Speaker 1>call the pastor because here's something going on here. You

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<v Speaker 1>say you knew you man of damn new Mr. Man, fact,

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<v Speaker 1>you too damn new to know who you're talking to?

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<v Speaker 1>What what? What? What I'm saying is you have to

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<v Speaker 1>to look like you said you said they did the

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<v Speaker 1>m R. I don't give what I said they did. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I got two kidneys. You got to one of yours? Bad?

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<v Speaker 1>That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get well and you're calling with this. You

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<v Speaker 1>say you're a new deacon, You damn show ills and

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<v Speaker 1>you won't be at the church long. I tell you that,

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<v Speaker 1>because if I ever get close to your we got

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<v Speaker 1>some rising and do. What is it gonna hurt for

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<v Speaker 1>you to give me one of them kiddings? If them,

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<v Speaker 1>if both them kidners is good and they're gonna hit him?

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<v Speaker 1>Think you ain't getting my kidney? Man? What's wrong with you? Say? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying is, if you're gonna be olpen laying

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<v Speaker 1>on the table, what is it gonna hurt? Old man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna kill I'm ote me laying on the damn table.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of a tell you in charge of? Mr?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. Obviously need to meet you

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<v Speaker 1>before I get to the hospital. And now I can

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<v Speaker 1>damn bag getting to yours, and I can't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that you're gonna feel a damn thing about that. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be damned if you're gonna call and talk to me

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<v Speaker 1>out of one of my damn kidness. Man, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to live just like you, trying to let you know

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<v Speaker 1>I take care of me because what you're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>it ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>You can kiss my and get off my phone, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you can do. Can I say one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>to you? What is you listening to me? Man? Out

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<v Speaker 1>of listen to you and you ain't talking about nothing

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<v Speaker 1>that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me, Mr,

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<v Speaker 1>you're running the game. If I could get to y'all

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<v Speaker 1>put leading you. What can I just say one more thing?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm gonna let you go as you let

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<v Speaker 1>for what that's this leftew timing from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter. Oh Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>haven that girl. Lord have mercy, Lord have much Jesus

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<v Speaker 1>you all right? Brother man? Man, you have made me

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<v Speaker 1>use language that I swear I don't know, but I

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<v Speaker 1>heard my nagle's name using that kind of stopped a

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<v Speaker 1>long time ago. Talking that a way. Please forgive me.

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<v Speaker 1>Lord whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to Lord him Mersus.

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<v Speaker 1>My heart is pal Peton Hill, Lord him, mercy, Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>This ain't me, This ain't me. And you I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what I enjoined Steve Hardy and Netfew told me.

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<v Speaker 1>Brother colle, I gotta ask you one more thing, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land. It's gotta be It's gotta be y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gotta be y'all here. I don't want you nim

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<v Speaker 1>the name of it now. I ain't gonna get it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going too far that you never got to find.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad made me put that on a CD and

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<v Speaker 1>burn it where it just kept playing back the best.

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<v Speaker 1>But he wanted that we all have our favors. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, praying for this kid? What Steve Now,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all sent me to picture this lady that was Prince

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<v Speaker 1>Harry's ex, that was at the wedding. She looks straight

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<v Speaker 1>crazy with this hill. I don't know why she came.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't do that. That's where the god. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why she came. And she wore all black. It

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<v Speaker 1>was I think that's the Navy, but I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was black on this damn picture. Look at her face,

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<v Speaker 1>don't She shouldn't be came. I wasn't. Me neither because

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<v Speaker 1>they and Megan. Megan is fun, she's beauty. Yeah. Well

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<v Speaker 1>listen coming up the top of the hour Strawberry letter

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<v Speaker 1>subject my husband and his groupies. Right after this