1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: a wonderful Thursday. We'll talk about well, well, we talked 4 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: about the radicalism of the Democrat voter. What's up with 5 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: the GOP voter. Let's compare and contrast there. We are 6 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 1: going to discuss what's going on in Spain. Not that 7 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: you care about Spain, but it's pretty good evidence of 8 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: something we've talked about before. We'll discuss that at length. 9 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: We will make fun of Michelle Obama, We'll do some emails. 10 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: All that so much more coming up on The Jesse 11 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. And another reminder to you that tomorrow's Ask 12 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse Friday all three hours. I answer your questions. 13 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: Email them now, Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse 14 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So we talked earlier. We 15 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 1: were talking about Jasmine Crockett being, as of right now, 16 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: the faraway winner in the Democrat the potential Democrat primary 17 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: for Senate in the state of Texas, and we discussed 18 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 1: the Democrat voter. We're always pointing fingers at this Democrat 19 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: politician and that Democrat politician. But Democrat politicians are not 20 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: more radical than Democrat voters. Poll after poll after poll, 21 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 1: primary after primary after primary shows that. Now, why don't 22 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: we have that? I don't know about you, but I 23 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: could go for more go peers who are as far 24 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,639 Speaker 1: to the right as Jasmine Crockett is to the left. 25 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: Why don't we have that? The Democrat representative in their 26 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 1: city and their state, and the House and the Senate, 27 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: the Democrat representative accurately reflects the Democrat voter. The GOP 28 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 1: representative does not. How in the world is John Thune 29 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 1: a United States Senator? John Cornyn, he Hansey Graham, Bill Cassidy, 30 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: Mike Rounds, Curtis. I could go down the James low T. Langford. 31 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: You've heard me rant on these red state senators. How 32 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 1: is James Langford a senator from one of the reddest 33 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: states in the Union. Have you ever been to Oklahoma? 34 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,080 Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time in Oklahoma. By the way, 35 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: it's freaking wonderful. Everyone calls it flyover country. Oklahoma is 36 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: the bomb. Don't shake your head, Chris, you born and 37 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: bred Texan. There's nothing wrong with Oklahoma. Gosh, you Texans 38 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: are so mean to them. I know it can be flat. 39 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: There are fun things that can be flat. Nebraska's flat 40 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: and it's fun. Kansas same Omaha. Have you been to Omaha. 41 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: Omaha's good city, Omaha's don't distract me Chrits. By the way, 42 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 1: what is up with your hair again? Do you not 43 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:12,519 Speaker 1: own a brush? I'll buy you one. It's I don't 44 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,799 Speaker 1: know what that is. I'm like, at this point in time, 45 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: I want to send you to a dog groomer. That's 46 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: how That's what it looks. Anyway, we're not going to 47 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: get distracted with Jewish producer Chris right now. Why does 48 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: the Democrat representative accurately reflect the Democrat voter and the 49 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: GOP representative does not. It's quite simple. They show up. 50 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: The national average differs from place to place and race 51 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: to race. That rhyme, that was awesome, But the national 52 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: average is that half the Democrat voters show up and 53 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: vote in their primaries, one fourth of the GOP does. 54 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 1: Fifty percent of their voters show up for a primary. 55 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: Twenty five percent of our voters do. That is a disgrace. 56 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: And so let's talk about things some of the nitty 57 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: gritty details of that. Because when I say things like that, 58 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: like South Carolina. I dog on South Carolina because your 59 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 1: senators suck. People will email in and they'll accurately see 60 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 1: what Jesse Democrats vote in our primaries. We have an 61 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: open primary. Democrats go vote in the primaries. They'll vote 62 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 1: for the more moderate candidate. That's how Nandy Graham is 63 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: still a United States Senator from one of the redest states. Okay, 64 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: I got that, I got that. So how do you 65 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:44,160 Speaker 1: change that? Well, the state, the state legislature of South Carolina, 66 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: they're the ones who can change that. All right, let's 67 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: identify where the problem lies. Okay, that's where the problem lies. 68 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: So a fairly obvious point would be Lindsey Graham a 69 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: United States Senator. He's going to carry a lot of 70 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 1: political weight in the state of South Carolina, so it 71 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:09,600 Speaker 1: would it's obvious Lindsey Graham doesn't want to close the primaries. 72 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 1: The open primary system is the reason he gets to 73 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: continue to be Operation Midnight Hammer in Washington, DC. So 74 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 1: we have to change the state legislature. Now, that's when 75 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,600 Speaker 1: it starts to feel too ominous in like too much work, right, Okay, Well, 76 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 1: I want Lindsey Graham out to get Lindsey Graham out, 77 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 1: we have to get the legislature to change the law. 78 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: To get the legislature to change the law, well, that 79 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,919 Speaker 1: means we have to change the legislature. Well, now that 80 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: means I have to whip votes in a primary. This 81 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 1: sounds like a multi year process. Yes, it is a 82 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 1: multi year process to change your government, to change my government. 83 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: How many times have we said this? We have to 84 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: remember and I have to remember this too. Saving a country, 85 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,919 Speaker 1: we're losing a country, is not an event. It is 86 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 1: a process. It is not an event. It is a process, 87 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,160 Speaker 1: and we want it to be an event when we win, 88 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 1: don't we. Donald Trump just won. We have the House, 89 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 1: we have the Senate. Surely all our problems are solved. No, 90 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 1: that helped, certainly a lot better than if Dome was 91 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:27,720 Speaker 1: president right now. But it's an it's a process. That 92 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 1: was one critical step of many critical steps that need 93 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: to be taken to change the country. You want to 94 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 1: change your United States senator in South Carolina got to 95 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 1: change the legislature. You want to change the legislature, you 96 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: have to get involved in the primary process. And that, 97 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:52,359 Speaker 1: let me encourage you with this. We went all the 98 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: way from the United States Senate down to the primary 99 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: of your state legislature. And this applies to a lot 100 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 1: of states. So don't think this is just South Carolina. Now, 101 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,599 Speaker 1: that sounds like a lot of work, You're not wrong. 102 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,359 Speaker 1: Sounds like it's gonna take time. You're not wrong. But 103 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 1: few people vote in those primaries. Now that's sad, that's 104 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 1: not what we want. But if you talking to you, 105 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 1: what if you could rally some votes. What if maybe 106 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: you were that candidate to run in that primary, or 107 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: you found a good candidate to run in that primary. 108 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 1: Maybe you donated some money if you have it, Maybe 109 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 1: you donated some time. Maybe you were texting, mailing, knocking 110 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 1: on doors. These primaries for state house and state senate seats, 111 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 1: these primaries can be won because nobody shows up to vote. 112 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,280 Speaker 1: The bad news is nobody shows up to vote. But 113 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 1: guess what the good news is, nobody shows up to vote. 114 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 1: You can get You can win a spot on that 115 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 1: school board because nobody shows up to vote. You can 116 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 1: win a spot on the county board of supervisors, the 117 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: water board. You can win a primary in a state 118 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 1: legislature because nobody shows up to vote. That's a good point. 119 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,360 Speaker 1: Chris A. Town of one hundred thousand. You know how 120 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 1: many people are going to show up to vote about 121 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 1: a thousand maybe two. That means you, in a roundabout way, 122 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: you can get rid of Mike Rounds. You in a 123 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 1: roundabout way, can get rid of Mitch McConnell. I know 124 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: he's retiring, but you know what I mean. You have 125 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: the power. It's going to take time, it's going to 126 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: take effort. We have to learn to fall in love 127 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: with the process. But Democrats, as horrible and evil as 128 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: their politicians may be, Democrat voters have figured it out 129 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 1: long long ago. They figured out if they work, if 130 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,920 Speaker 1: they put in the work, they knock on the doors, 131 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: they put out the mean Facebook posts, they're sending text 132 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:13,440 Speaker 1: messages to their friends. If they put in the work, 133 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 1: eventually their party will accurately reflect them and their values. 134 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 1: They figured this out years ago. They have fallen in 135 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,480 Speaker 1: love with the process. They've fallen in love with the work. 136 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:31,439 Speaker 1: They have put in the work. And now Jasmine Crockett 137 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:36,120 Speaker 1: voters get Jasmine Crockett the representative. Ilhan Omar voters get 138 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:40,920 Speaker 1: ilhan Omar the representative. Los Angeles voters get Karen Bass 139 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,680 Speaker 1: as their mayor. They know if they put in the 140 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 1: work and they show up, their politicians will accurately reflect them. 141 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,880 Speaker 1: We sit and we beat our heads against the wall 142 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,520 Speaker 1: because John Loser Cornyn as a Senator from the state 143 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,720 Speaker 1: of Texas, when we could have the most blood red 144 00:09:55,760 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 1: senators and the history of mankind we meet, not myself included, 145 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:04,840 Speaker 1: have not done enough to make sure that happens. That's 146 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:11,640 Speaker 1: a fact. Now, speaking of that Senate primary in Texas, 147 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,199 Speaker 1: I think the whole country's interested in getting rid of 148 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:20,440 Speaker 1: John corn And and replacing him with somebody decent. Let's do 149 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,880 Speaker 1: a little a little rewind to last month, shall we, 150 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,240 Speaker 1: because you me, we had a little talk about that, 151 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:31,080 Speaker 1: and there's some evidence coming out today that the old 152 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:35,360 Speaker 1: oracle was right. Chris Oracle Beaver Slayer nailed it again. 153 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,800 Speaker 1: Before we do that, let's get your cell phone switched. 154 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:44,120 Speaker 1: I got this email. Blessed me to no end. You 155 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 1: remember that Pure that campaign Pure Talk was doing leading 156 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,079 Speaker 1: up to Independence Day where they were sending out American 157 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,080 Speaker 1: flags to veterans. Listen to this. Tell me if Verizon 158 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,319 Speaker 1: ever has done something like this at and T T Mobile, Jesse, 159 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 1: I'm a Pure Talk customer. When I heard you mentioned 160 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: their promotion to nominate a veteran to receive an Allegiance flag. 161 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,280 Speaker 1: I nominated one of my best friends to receive one. 162 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,640 Speaker 1: After his service in the Navy. He became an NYPD 163 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:12,079 Speaker 1: officer and served during nine to eleven at Ground zero 164 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 1: along with my husband. He received his flag and was 165 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,960 Speaker 1: so happy with it. It was presented beautifully. Had I 166 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,720 Speaker 1: not listened to your show, I wouldn't have known about 167 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 1: the promotion. I just wanted to thank you and Pure Talk. 168 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: Her name is Sherry, said, I can use her name. 169 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,160 Speaker 1: Don't thank me. I didn't do it. Pure Talk did it. 170 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: That's the kind of company I want to do business with. 171 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,240 Speaker 1: They're on the same five G network. You're not going 172 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,240 Speaker 1: to sacrifice service. You want to patronize a company like that, 173 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:44,079 Speaker 1: and you'll spend less. Pick up your phone and dial 174 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:48,840 Speaker 1: pound two five zero and say, Jesse Kelly, it's time 175 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,680 Speaker 1: to switch. We'll be back. He doesn't care if you 176 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:58,800 Speaker 1: believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly. It is the 177 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,480 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Oh on a wonderful Thursday. Gosh, it 178 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:05,680 Speaker 1: is so good to be here to answer the question 179 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: that I'm sure is burning on your mind. No, I 180 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,880 Speaker 1: have not actually killed any of the beavers yet, I 181 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:19,199 Speaker 1: am biding my time. When you know, Beaver's the way 182 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,160 Speaker 1: I do. You bide your time and you wait for 183 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,920 Speaker 1: the right time to strike. That's what I'm doing now. 184 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 1: I will keep you updated every step of the way. 185 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 1: And remember Jewish producer Chris looked it up, which, of 186 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:34,560 Speaker 1: course he did. One hundred bucks of pelt. One hundred 187 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 1: bucks of pelt. First one I kill, I'm making a hat, 188 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:43,560 Speaker 1: second one taking the family to red Lobster Jesse. Your 189 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 1: claim that Chris is you claim that Chris is real, Right, well, 190 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: I think I'm onder your scam. Your Chris, if he exists, 191 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,280 Speaker 1: is actually a sixty five year old geezer who grew 192 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 1: up in the sixties, seventies or eighties. I find it 193 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,400 Speaker 1: hard to believe that some filth d gen z hairbag 194 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:05,760 Speaker 1: has the musical taste or refinement to bump into segments 195 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 1: with Zeppelin, Purple Sabbath, et cetera. He says, best bumper 196 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 1: music on the radio. Prove me wrong, mister oracle. No, 197 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 1: I don't have to prove you wrong. Listen, there's there's 198 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:23,200 Speaker 1: something I learned long long ago, really right about the 199 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:27,760 Speaker 1: time I started working with Chris and now Corey. If 200 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:33,080 Speaker 1: you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. 201 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,959 Speaker 1: You can't bank on Corey making a contribution or Chris 202 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,440 Speaker 1: making a contribution. You'll just be waiting. You'll be waiting 203 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 1: till you're dead. It doesn't work that way. So the music, 204 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 1: it was quite simple. I took the all right, well 205 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 1: let's just talk for a second. All right, Paul, it's pause. 206 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 1: You know how hesitant I am to brag on myself. 207 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,319 Speaker 1: It's not something I like, it's not something I do. 208 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:11,680 Speaker 1: But my musical taste is spectacular. At one point, remember CDs. 209 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,679 Speaker 1: I know every kid listening doesn't even know what that is, 210 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:17,640 Speaker 1: but I swear my life children, there were these CDs 211 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,080 Speaker 1: and they contained music. And you didn't just get to 212 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: pick one song that wasn't a thing that happened. You 213 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:27,320 Speaker 1: had to buy an entire album. So when the Beach 214 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 1: Boys came out with an album, you had to buy 215 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:33,360 Speaker 1: the whole thing. That you get me CDs. Have you 216 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:37,800 Speaker 1: ever seen one of the big CD booklets? I don't 217 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 1: even know how many they held. I would guess two hundred, 218 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 1: but that's a guess. The huge booklets of CDs. Well 219 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 1: you know, I didn't grow up with a lot of money. 220 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,440 Speaker 1: We weren't poor. I don't want to act like we 221 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 1: were starving, but I certainly didn't grow up with a 222 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:55,640 Speaker 1: lot of money. So a CD used to cost fifteen 223 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 1: sixteen bucks. You couldn't just go out and buy every 224 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:04,760 Speaker 1: you wanted, So you had to after you got summer 225 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaker 1: jobs and after you did certain things. You had to 226 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,680 Speaker 1: be very selective about the CD you purchased because I 227 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 1: couldn't afford to go in and just buy five CDs. 228 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 1: You could buy one, maybe two. A lifetime of work, 229 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: A lifetime of work. I created the greatest CD book 230 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,000 Speaker 1: in human history. And the reason I created the greatest 231 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,760 Speaker 1: CD book in human history is I tend to bore 232 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,440 Speaker 1: really easily. It's a horrible character trait, but it worked 233 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 1: really well here. So my musical taste is all over 234 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 1: the place. If you could look at my phone, you 235 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,360 Speaker 1: would see things that would baffle you. You know, I 236 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,560 Speaker 1: have classical music on my phone that I listened to. 237 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,680 Speaker 1: Isn't that nerdy? I have classic rock as you, as 238 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,480 Speaker 1: you probably have figured out, I love that. I have 239 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 1: all kinds of classic country, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash. I 240 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:04,200 Speaker 1: have worship songs. I have Irish drinking songs on my phone. 241 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 1: I have musical renditions of Fourth of July music. I 242 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,680 Speaker 1: have Christmas music that's amazing. Neil Diamond made the greatest 243 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 1: Christmas album ever. I should point out I have stuff. 244 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,880 Speaker 1: I have rap. I don't really listen to that anymore, 245 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 1: old old old rap. I'm talking, you know, eighties, nineties rap. 246 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 1: I have rap on there, you name it, I have it. 247 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:33,520 Speaker 1: So a lifetime of collecting these CDs. I had the 248 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:39,080 Speaker 1: greatest CD book in human history. Whatever you were in 249 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,800 Speaker 1: the mood for, I had it. You want a jam 250 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 1: to Zeppelin, that's jammed Zeppelin, you name it. I had it. 251 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:50,400 Speaker 1: Park my truck one night in Tucson, and like a fool, 252 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 1: I left my CD book in the trunk. By this 253 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,360 Speaker 1: point in my life, I'd never been robbed, so I 254 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:03,920 Speaker 1: guess I was just naive. Next morning, I go unlock 255 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,639 Speaker 1: my truck and I open up the driver's side door. 256 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,520 Speaker 1: I open up the driver's side door and I noticed 257 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:16,360 Speaker 1: there's broken glass in my truck. My heart sinks. Chris said, 258 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,920 Speaker 1: you didn't notice before you got in. It was the 259 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,439 Speaker 1: passenger side window. And I approached the truck from the 260 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:26,080 Speaker 1: driver's side. I just didn't look okay. But immediately when 261 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,080 Speaker 1: I saw the broken glass, I knew what had happened. 262 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:31,080 Speaker 1: My heart sank before I even looked up. Before my 263 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 1: eyes looked up and saw the busted out window, I 264 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 1: knew what had happened. They busted out the passenger side window, 265 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:44,840 Speaker 1: and they stole the greatest collection of CDs in the 266 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,640 Speaker 1: history of mankind. That's right, Chris. I had one thing 267 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,920 Speaker 1: of value and they took it. And I didn't have 268 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,439 Speaker 1: any money at this point in time. It's not like 269 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: I could just go by and replace it. I wasn't 270 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,200 Speaker 1: dead broke. I was working construction, but I couldn't. I 271 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,200 Speaker 1: couldn't afford to go drop. I mean, what a thousand dollars. 272 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 1: I don't know how much it was, it was a lot. 273 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:05,360 Speaker 1: So I've compiled the greatest collection of music at one 274 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: point in time, and like all true champions, I didn't 275 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:17,040 Speaker 1: stay down. I immediately began to build a new list. 276 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,880 Speaker 1: That list when we started the Jesse Kelly Shows six 277 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,040 Speaker 1: and a half years ago, that list was presented to 278 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:28,320 Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris and that's why the Bumper music jams, 279 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:34,479 Speaker 1: because it's my list Chris makes very few contributions, and 280 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 1: what he does is not any good. That's the truth. Also, 281 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,919 Speaker 1: the truth is your dog doesn't get nutrition from rough Greens. 282 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:47,200 Speaker 1: That's the truth. Our dogs die too early. All dog 283 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 1: food is what what color is it? Brown? Are brown 284 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:56,680 Speaker 1: things dead? Or are brown things alive? Brown things are dead. 285 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,680 Speaker 1: Dog food is dead. They have to kill every dog 286 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: food at the factory in order to make it last 287 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:05,639 Speaker 1: longer on the shelf. So you think you're buying Muffy 288 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,640 Speaker 1: the special beef blend all the beef's gone. It's empty calories. 289 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,120 Speaker 1: Start sprinkling Rough Greens on your dog's food so your 290 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:17,159 Speaker 1: dog can live longer, have a shiny your coat, better breath, 291 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:21,920 Speaker 1: better energy. The differences will be noticeable in your dog, 292 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:27,000 Speaker 1: young or old. Keep your dog alive longer. They will 293 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,359 Speaker 1: give you a free jumpstart trial bag eight three three 294 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:36,360 Speaker 1: three three my dog or go to Roughgreens dot com 295 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:40,880 Speaker 1: slash Jesse get your dog nutrition for the first time ever. 296 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:44,879 Speaker 1: Now let's go to Spain. Hang on, is he smarter 297 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:50,679 Speaker 1: than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? The 298 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:55,840 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Turn 299 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,119 Speaker 1: this off, Chris, turn this off. See This is what 300 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,320 Speaker 1: happens when Chris tries to contribute the bumper music. It 301 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,719 Speaker 1: immediately goes downhill and everyone gets upset, and then it 302 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,280 Speaker 1: reflects bad on me. It reflects bad on me. This 303 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,320 Speaker 1: was not in the CD booklet. I don't even know 304 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:13,560 Speaker 1: what that crap was. Chris, keep that off now. Sorry, 305 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,879 Speaker 1: I lost my temper there for a second. Remember last 306 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 1: month when I said this, that these polls are so lopsided, 307 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:25,040 Speaker 1: is doing something that's huge. It's keeping Donald Trump out 308 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:28,439 Speaker 1: of the race. Meaning Donald Trump is not going to 309 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: endorse John Cornan when every poll shows John Cornan losing 310 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:39,639 Speaker 1: by double digits. Trump's historically bad endorsements of GOP candidates 311 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,280 Speaker 1: oftentimes tracks with the fact that Trump loves front runners. 312 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:47,480 Speaker 1: He loves winners. It's not necessarily ideological for him. If 313 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,880 Speaker 1: you're winning in the primary, he'll want to be seen 314 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,159 Speaker 1: as helping you win, associated with a winner, and he 315 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 1: will endorse you even if he's tempted to endorse John Cornan, 316 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 1: and John Thune is trying to get him to do so, 317 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:04,919 Speaker 1: even if he's tempted to. There's no way John, that 318 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 1: Donald Trump is throwing his name his weight behind a 319 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 1: candidate who's going to lose. Then that would mean he's 320 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 1: going to lose. It's just not going to happen. So 321 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,800 Speaker 1: the bad polling keeps Trump out of the race. On 322 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 1: Corny's side. At this point in time, it wouldn't surprise 323 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,720 Speaker 1: me if Trump endorses Paxton. Remember when I said that 324 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 1: last month? Oh, just let me stretch out here before 325 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 1: I give you the latest on that. Here's this reporting 326 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:37,919 Speaker 1: is from Jake Sherman. President Trump met last night with 327 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:42,919 Speaker 1: John Thune and the Senate Leadership Fund officials in the 328 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:48,240 Speaker 1: Oval Office. They spoke about Senate races and about John 329 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:54,640 Speaker 1: Cornyn's race against Ken Paxton. The White House said they 330 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,960 Speaker 1: are letting the race play out a bit before making 331 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:02,800 Speaker 1: a decision about how or whether to engage. They want 332 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:09,119 Speaker 1: to see if the double digit polling gap closes. Wow, 333 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:14,880 Speaker 1: that sounds familiar. Hey, Chris, that sounds familiar. Where did 334 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,520 Speaker 1: you hear that before? Chris? Before the reporting today? Who 335 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,520 Speaker 1: who's the one who said that's what was happening. It 336 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,639 Speaker 1: wasn't Clay and Buck, Chris, it was me, And I 337 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,160 Speaker 1: just played it for everybody. I told you, the oracle 338 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 1: knows what's up. Look, everybody made or Donald Trump made 339 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,760 Speaker 1: a bunch of people mad. I think it was last 340 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,000 Speaker 1: night because he endorsed Lindsey Graham, which I don't know 341 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,320 Speaker 1: why everyone's mad. He endorsed Lindsey Graham a long time ago. 342 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,720 Speaker 1: He took some stupid picture with Lindy Graham and endorsed 343 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 1: him and talked about how great Lindsey Graham is. But okay, 344 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:50,719 Speaker 1: Donald Trump is putrid at primaries. He is because he 345 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,919 Speaker 1: endorses front runners, whoever is leading in the polls. He 346 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,320 Speaker 1: just goes and endorses them. Wants to be seen as 347 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,960 Speaker 1: a winner. It's not idiological, and in fact it bites 348 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,159 Speaker 1: him in the rear end a lot. It bites all 349 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 1: of us in the rear end a lot. But nobody's perfect. 350 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 1: He's great at a lot of things. He's horrible in primaries. 351 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:12,000 Speaker 1: I said John Cornyn was going to get Donald Trump's 352 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:16,920 Speaker 1: endorsement because John Thune is pressing Donald Trump hard for 353 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:23,320 Speaker 1: that endorsement unless the polls are so lopsided against John 354 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:27,720 Speaker 1: Cornyn that Trump doesn't want to hop on board with 355 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:32,439 Speaker 1: a sinking ship. It is the double digit polling gap 356 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 1: that is keeping Donald Trump out of this race, and 357 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:42,720 Speaker 1: John Cornyn, he officially has chapped lips from all the 358 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,320 Speaker 1: butt he has been kissing trying to get that endorsement 359 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,160 Speaker 1: ever since. Then, John Cornyn, who works against MAGA, who 360 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,520 Speaker 1: works against America First, who works against you day and night, 361 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,199 Speaker 1: cannot stop talking about how trumpy he is and me 362 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,919 Speaker 1: and Trump and Trump's border wah, and Trump and me 363 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,800 Speaker 1: and me and Trump and me and Trump. He is 364 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,040 Speaker 1: desperately trying, and John Thune is desperately trying. Now, maybe 365 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:14,200 Speaker 1: you're thinking that doesn't carry much weight. Listen, there is something. 366 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,119 Speaker 1: I mean, everything's a give and take, and there's always 367 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:25,240 Speaker 1: a game behind the game. Remember this. Donald Trump needs 368 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:31,480 Speaker 1: the United States Senate for things he does. John Thune 369 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:38,360 Speaker 1: is the Senate majority leader. John Thune is not powerless 370 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,919 Speaker 1: at all. Now, I don't think John Thune would be 371 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,840 Speaker 1: dumb enough to go kind of give Trump an ultimatum, Hey, 372 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,080 Speaker 1: you endorsed Cornan or else, or else, we won't let 373 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,480 Speaker 1: your judition nominees through or something. I'm not saying that, 374 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:57,280 Speaker 1: but it helps John Thune to be on Donald Trump's 375 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:02,480 Speaker 1: good side, and it helps Donald Trump to be on 376 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 1: John Thune's good side. John Thune walking into the Oval 377 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,040 Speaker 1: office saying, mister President, we really need you to endorse 378 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 1: this rhino where he's going to lose is a big deal. 379 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,480 Speaker 1: And yes, Chris, go ahead and play it. John Cornyan 380 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,600 Speaker 1: running an ad every other day trying to earn that endorsement. 381 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,600 Speaker 2: In President Trump's first term, he made America great and 382 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,720 Speaker 2: Texas Senator John Cornyn had his back. 383 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:35,480 Speaker 1: And we're especially grateful to your wonderful Senators John Cordon 384 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,120 Speaker 1: and Ted Cruz. 385 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,320 Speaker 2: This is John Cornyn. It's an honor to represent Texas 386 00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,359 Speaker 2: in the US Senate. In President Trump's first term, I 387 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 2: was Republican whip, delivering the votes for his biggest wins. 388 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,480 Speaker 2: Now I'm running for reelection and asking for your support. 389 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 2: So President Trump and I can pick up where we 390 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,440 Speaker 2: left off. 391 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:02,480 Speaker 1: Right now. If the polling remains how it is, I 392 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,720 Speaker 1: think Donald Trump stays out of it. And this is 393 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,159 Speaker 1: a huge deal because it gives us an opportunity to 394 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:14,320 Speaker 1: take a scalp. It is hard to remove a sitting senator. 395 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,600 Speaker 1: There's so much money and power behind them. They get 396 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 1: in that swamp, they pile up millions of dollars in 397 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 1: campaign war chests, and they buy enough influence to win. 398 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:30,520 Speaker 1: It's hard, really, really really hard to primary a senator 399 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:35,400 Speaker 1: and now Ken Paxton ran into some personal things. I'm 400 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,360 Speaker 1: not going to go into it, but there's a chance 401 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,879 Speaker 1: those poll numbers may close a little bit. If the 402 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,560 Speaker 1: poll numbers close a little bit, John Thune gets in 403 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:51,320 Speaker 1: Donald Trump's ear. As you know, as you've seen, Donald 404 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,800 Speaker 1: Trump has no problem endorsing the biggest swamp rats in 405 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,520 Speaker 1: the world. We are not out of the woods yet. 406 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,879 Speaker 1: We do not have our scalp yet. We have a 407 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,000 Speaker 1: long way to go to get that scalp. And this 408 00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,560 Speaker 1: is important for the entire country. I'm not even talking 409 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,520 Speaker 1: about Texas. I'm not talking about this because I live here. 410 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,359 Speaker 1: I'm talking about this because there is an opportunity to 411 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:17,120 Speaker 1: do something that is very very rare, bounce a sitting 412 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,399 Speaker 1: senator in the primary, that is so hard to do. 413 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,480 Speaker 1: We have it presented to us right now on a 414 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,200 Speaker 1: silver platter. If if, if we can make sure Ken 415 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,840 Speaker 1: Paxton doesn't screw it up and Donald Trump doesn't screw 416 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: it up, and we might we might have a chance. 417 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 1: We might have a chance to finally dump one of 418 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,840 Speaker 1: these filthy swamp rats. But we got work to do, 419 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 1: all right. I promised we were going to Spain. I've 420 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,800 Speaker 1: never been to Spain, but I kind of like the music. 421 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 1: What Chris, I bet you don't even know who that 422 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,960 Speaker 1: band was. To you, one of the great, I shouldn't 423 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,720 Speaker 1: say one of the great, one of the underrated bands 424 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,560 Speaker 1: of all of all time. Go ahead, Chris, I give 425 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,399 Speaker 1: you a second. I'll give you a I'll tell you what. 426 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,320 Speaker 1: I'll give you to the end of Frido Bandito to 427 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 1: come up with it. I'm gonna see you if you 428 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:10,480 Speaker 1: try to look it up. A yai yai yai. I 429 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 1: am the Fritto Bundito Reggy. I like Rinto scornchips. I 430 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,480 Speaker 1: love them. I do I want Printo scornchips. 431 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,800 Speaker 2: I'll get them from you. 432 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:26,560 Speaker 1: I yi yai yi oh, I am be Fritto Bundito. 433 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,480 Speaker 1: Give me Britto scornchips and I'll be your friends. De 434 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:35,960 Speaker 1: Fritto Bundito. You must not upend Munch Munch, munch a 435 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:40,640 Speaker 1: bunch of pritos. Okay, Chris, what's your guests? Please tell 436 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,920 Speaker 1: me you didn't just say Santana while the music was playing. 437 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:51,240 Speaker 1: That's your official guest is Santana. You are so embarrassing. 438 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:58,480 Speaker 1: The band is three Dog Night, totally underrated. In fact, 439 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,400 Speaker 1: I want to come back with that song never been 440 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 1: to Spain, because we're going to Spain next, Miss dost 441 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:13,360 Speaker 1: catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse 442 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,320 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. I kind of like the music too. On 443 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,320 Speaker 1: a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. Member, you can email the show. 444 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 1: You're asked Doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow. Email those into 445 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,880 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I am going to 446 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 1: get to a bunch of emails. I'm gonna get to 447 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 1: this story briefly about the Secret Service, but I just 448 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,400 Speaker 1: wanted to touch on something that I'm sure went right 449 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,040 Speaker 1: by you, because who cares about Spain? Right? But the 450 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,400 Speaker 1: headline this is from not the Bee. The Spanish House 451 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:50,680 Speaker 1: votes overwhelmingly to jail pastors who teach the Bible. The 452 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:55,240 Speaker 1: vote was three hundred and eleven to thirty three. According 453 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,960 Speaker 1: to the law, if a pastor tries to help someone 454 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: repent of soft me or counsels a trans person in 455 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:07,680 Speaker 1: a non affirming manner, they can be thrown into prison. 456 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:16,160 Speaker 1: I brought this up just for this reason. You may 457 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:21,880 Speaker 1: not consider yourself to be at war. You may not. 458 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 1: Maybe you don't want to be. You probably don't want 459 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,760 Speaker 1: to be. I hope you don't want to be maybe 460 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:31,360 Speaker 1: you don't want to be at war. You don't get 461 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:36,200 Speaker 1: to make that call. I am sorry, I wish it was. 462 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,880 Speaker 1: I wish everybody had to sign on to fight a war. 463 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,960 Speaker 1: That's not how wars go. If one side decides its war, 464 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,080 Speaker 1: then it's war. The other side doesn't get a say 465 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:54,800 Speaker 1: in the matter. That's a fact. And the LGBTQ demon mob, 466 00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,160 Speaker 1: they are at war with you. You can dislike like 467 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:05,320 Speaker 1: that to make you feel icky tired, that's fine. They 468 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,840 Speaker 1: are at war with you, and only one of you 469 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:14,040 Speaker 1: is going to win. And if you choose not to fight, 470 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,160 Speaker 1: not to engage, you don't want to appear mean. Well, 471 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,160 Speaker 1: I want to be nice, I want to be tolerant. 472 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,640 Speaker 1: I want to be Then you will lose, and when 473 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:27,720 Speaker 1: you lose, you will lose everything. Just remember that Spain's 474 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,520 Speaker 1: gone through this kind of thing before. It wasn't specifically 475 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,080 Speaker 1: the LGBTQ Air Force mob, but they went through this 476 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 1: exact kind of thing before, and they had to fight 477 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,560 Speaker 1: a civil war to get it stopped because the Communists 478 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,280 Speaker 1: were executing the priests and gang raping the nuns. That's 479 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,920 Speaker 1: what happens when good people decide. They're not at war. 480 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:56,800 Speaker 1: The Communists are. They always are. They are not politically different. 481 00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,600 Speaker 1: They don't just vote different than you. They are fighting 482 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:05,320 Speaker 1: a revolution against you. They will do everything they can 483 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,800 Speaker 1: to try to hide that fact for as long as possible. 484 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,560 Speaker 1: But they are fighting a war and it is against you. 485 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,840 Speaker 1: Keep that in mind, please, Jesse. Let's do some emails. 486 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,840 Speaker 1: The subject to this one is blt's prepping for the 487 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:25,080 Speaker 1: first Blt's of the season from our garden tomatoes. Of 488 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,840 Speaker 1: course we skip the lettuce because that's trash in a 489 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 1: waste of space. What are your thoughts on blt's and 490 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,640 Speaker 1: are you on board with the hippies like Chris who 491 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,920 Speaker 1: add avocado? Oh wait, he can't have them haha, Sorry Chris. Anyway, 492 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,120 Speaker 1: appreciate you and your insight. I would praise the show more, 493 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 1: but I know you already know how great it is. 494 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,240 Speaker 1: His name is Chuck. Okay, Chuck, So you know how 495 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,520 Speaker 1: you know how willing I am to offend people. It's 496 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,520 Speaker 1: not a thing that bothers me at all. I'm just 497 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,200 Speaker 1: naturally an offensive person. I get that from my father. 498 00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,920 Speaker 1: But I'm going to ask you be a little bit 499 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 1: careful with how I say what I'm about to say. 500 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:06,920 Speaker 1: And this is the reason why the garden thing. Bob 501 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,640 Speaker 1: Bob has been trying to get a garden going at 502 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,720 Speaker 1: the house for years. Again, you know how healthy she is. 503 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,680 Speaker 1: She wants to grow berries and jalapenos and mint and 504 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:24,280 Speaker 1: all these things. And she was swinging and missing forever. 505 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: She'd get a little of this and a little that, 506 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,880 Speaker 1: and the bugs would get it or this, or get 507 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,920 Speaker 1: it or that to get it. And now, and I 508 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,400 Speaker 1: should note that I've made fun of her all the 509 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,280 Speaker 1: times it failed. I'm that type of person. But now 510 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,480 Speaker 1: she finally figured it out and she has her garden rolling, 511 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,360 Speaker 1: and she's so proud, and she should be. And I'll 512 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,080 Speaker 1: be honest, it's kind of nice to have fresh mint 513 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,280 Speaker 1: and fresh stuff like that. She made her homemade pesto 514 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,640 Speaker 1: with a jalapeno in it. She made a spicy pesto 515 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,760 Speaker 1: all Chris, it was so freaking good. She made this 516 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:04,560 Speaker 1: spicy chicken pesto pasta Ash Delici. Quit distracting me. I 517 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:09,040 Speaker 1: say that because I don't want to insult your garden. 518 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 1: I'm happy you and the missus have a garden. And 519 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,360 Speaker 1: don't lie, Chuck, I know it was your wife. You 520 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,960 Speaker 1: didn't do anything in the garden. Guys can't garden. But 521 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:25,759 Speaker 1: tomatoes are putrid. I love BLTs as long as you 522 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,080 Speaker 1: take off the l and the tea. I grew up 523 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,560 Speaker 1: eating bacon sandwiches. All you need is bread, bacon, and mayo. 524 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,040 Speaker 1: And never one time in my life when my mom, 525 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,000 Speaker 1: when I would stay home from school because I was sick, 526 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,960 Speaker 1: my mom would cut them into fours for me and 527 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,319 Speaker 1: she'd bring me these little bacon sandwiches. Never one time 528 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,880 Speaker 1: when I was eating my bacon sandwiches from Mom, did 529 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,600 Speaker 1: I say, Wow, that could really use a tomato. It 530 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,000 Speaker 1: never even occurred to me. Why would you take something 531 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,680 Speaker 1: as glorious as a bacon sandwich and add a salad 532 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,160 Speaker 1: to it? What? Chris? 533 00:34:59,280 --> 00:34:59,320 Speaker 2: What? 534 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,040 Speaker 1: But I hate all vegetables? You know what? Not true? 535 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,239 Speaker 1: I eat onions. I love onions. Don't shake your head 536 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,120 Speaker 1: like it. Every time I bring that up, you say it, 537 00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,880 Speaker 1: I think it doesn't count. Is an onion not a vegetable? 538 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,480 Speaker 1: What about carrots? I doesn't say? I like all vegetables. 539 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 1: I'm not some freak. No, I don't like oh yet, No, 540 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:25,480 Speaker 1: I like onions and mushrooms. I'm a big mushroom fan, Well, 541 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 1: kind of mushrooms can be hit or miss. I think 542 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:31,960 Speaker 1: mushrooms are a vegetable, Chris. They said no, they keep 543 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,760 Speaker 1: changing the definition. It's just like they do with Pluto. 544 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Speaker 1: One day it's a planet, the next day it's not 545 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,040 Speaker 1: a planet, then it's a planet again. Make up your mind. 546 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,319 Speaker 1: I consider mushrooms to be a vegetable, and I eat those. 547 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:48,600 Speaker 1: Oh another thing, refried beans. I like refried beans. Don't laugh. 548 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,640 Speaker 1: Why are you laughing? That counts. Don't tell me I 549 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,680 Speaker 1: don't like vegetables, and then ignore all the vegetables I 550 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,720 Speaker 1: bring up to you that I do like. I like onions, 551 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,360 Speaker 1: I like refried beans, and I like my It's not 552 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:06,360 Speaker 1: that I dislike all vegetables. And and get this, I 553 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,800 Speaker 1: don't want to sound I don't want to sound fruity. 554 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,640 Speaker 1: I've grown to love a wedge salad. Did you know 555 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,839 Speaker 1: that a wed? 556 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:18,680 Speaker 2: I know. 557 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,480 Speaker 1: I like what's on the salad, Chris. Everybody likes what's 558 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,320 Speaker 1: on the salad. Nobody likes the crappy lettuce. But I 559 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 1: used to be a big toss salad guy. No more. 560 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:34,120 Speaker 1: Now I prefer a wedge. I want my blue cheese chunkies. 561 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,440 Speaker 1: I want my I want my bacon on there. Ha 562 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:42,160 Speaker 1: ha Sorry, Chris, I like a weddg salad. I I'm 563 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,600 Speaker 1: not even interested in a toss salad anymore. Not even interested. 564 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,120 Speaker 1: We have another hour. Let's talk about the Secret Service 565 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,759 Speaker 1: suspending people next