Speaker 1: You're listening to mess.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 1: You know who I bumped into yesterday? Who Daisy?
Speaker 2: A beautiful, dark skinned British dress.
Speaker 1: She's married, she just had a baby. Get out of town.
Speaker 1: The baby is like a year old.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen Dais in forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah that we did that birthday party for her years
Speaker 3: ago and then I don't think.
Speaker 1: I ever saw her after that.
Speaker 2: She was I was at the Soho House and she
Speaker 2: was there, No way, Yeah, that's where the show was.
Speaker 1: Was it good?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 1: I the bookie looks great, Yes, he looks it was.
Speaker 3: Yes, his show is getting his packed pack back packed?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: People were they was there? Wasn't staying last night? People
Speaker 1: were like leaving. But it was a Monday. It was
Speaker 1: a late Monday night show really.
Speaker 2: But it was when I did it, it was hot as
Speaker 2: fuck and the weather no, no, no is hot.
Speaker 1: It was hot in there.
Speaker 3: Okay, I said, Oh they can't, I said, the membership,
Speaker 3: they can't afford no ac, what's up?
Speaker 1: What's tea? So T so whole house? But I will say.
Speaker 2: That I would like to join a member's only club,
Speaker 2: but I don't want to pay for it. So how
Speaker 2: do we get me in to one of these things.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to pay. I think it's you
Speaker 1: gotta do a show, you gotta do a show.
Speaker 2: So what I'm hearing is I gotta do a show
Speaker 2: at Dumbo because that's the house that I like, or
Speaker 2: I got to do it at like the Ned or
Speaker 2: Bond Street or one of these other places that you
Speaker 2: got to do a show. Yeah, new house, Yeah that's
Speaker 2: the one I forgot. But there's a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2: There's members only clubs that we don't even know about.
Speaker 1: I'll do a show, but like a silly show. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because I feel like these people don't like stand up.
Speaker 3: Like they'll be there and they're listening, but for some
Speaker 3: reason they still like up tight.
Speaker 1: It's like you're here. Yes, they are a little clinch.
Speaker 3: It's not a theater. This is not a play like
Speaker 3: this is. It's all about the give and take.
Speaker 2: Right, I give jokes and you also then get lefter
Speaker 2: that I take exactly.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a you know, and a lot of the
Speaker 3: times they be talking about these membership these people don't
Speaker 3: have money like that.
Speaker 1: They make it seem like they're so rich.
Speaker 2: They're not.
Speaker 1: They're just bad with their money.
Speaker 2: Oh so you think if somebody's paying I don't even know. Like,
Speaker 2: let's say they're paying an extra.
Speaker 3: I think it's five thousand dollars for the year thirty
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: So you're saying they got five extra thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 2: But they that doesn't mean that they're rich exactly. People
Speaker 2: are bad with bad yes, you know that. You know
Speaker 2: that this is America and people are bad money. Hey, hello,
Speaker 2: bad with money me.
Speaker 1: Some of my favorite people are bad with money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I'm like, I'm never going to spend that
Speaker 3: much money all at once. I'm gonna spend the money,
Speaker 3: but eventually, eventually. But the way the way late night,
Speaker 3: I'd be looking at stuff when I open and I
Speaker 3: was just like and then It's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: What did I just buy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That stupid I think that I never really did, but
Speaker 2: I'm doing it a lot. In twenty twenty five, I
Speaker 2: got this late night or or I folks see with
Speaker 2: my laptop like close to the bed and I'll wake
Speaker 2: up in the morning before my alarm sometimes and I'd
Speaker 2: be like, maybe just check my email, and I'll get
Speaker 2: on my laptop and I'd be like, oh, cause you
Speaker 2: know the ads will pop up.
Speaker 1: They do right next to the little gmails.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you'd be like, oh I was or Revolve,
Speaker 2: Oh I was on such and such I did. Oh
Speaker 2: they got they got new blouses. It like you know
Speaker 2: how they get me? You know it's mess emails.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, an ad will pop up because you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I actually do like that top and then I look
Speaker 3: at that. I'll click it and then like put your
Speaker 3: put your email in for that ten percent off. And
Speaker 3: I said, now I'm in. Now I gotta get the
Speaker 3: ten percent off of this fucking Instagram shirt that I
Speaker 3: know when I get it, it's not gonna fit right,
Speaker 3: it's going to cintegratee. The color is not gonna look
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: And it's gonna be printed on one side exactly white.
Speaker 2: On the other side, it's not gonna give the way
Speaker 2: it's giving on this model. And a lot of times
Speaker 2: it's just the body, like they look good, so whatever
Speaker 2: they put on is gonna look good on it. And
Speaker 2: then I get it, and why do I look like
Speaker 2: you know, what's.
Speaker 3: The doll from Rugrets, Cynthia, Cynthia. I look like Cynthia
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 1: Cynthia, she's a really cool dancer. Cynthia. She's a really
Speaker 1: cool girl.
Speaker 2: That's the song I see in my hair when I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to bed early tonight, and then cut
Speaker 2: to me at two am dancing in front of the mirror.
Speaker 1: Cynthia. She's a really cool dance Cynthia. She's a really
Speaker 1: cool girl. Maybe I'll be Cynthia for Halloween this year.
Speaker 1: I think that would be cute. I'm gonna figure out
Speaker 1: how to do the ball spot. I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: It ain't hard for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yo, I went to this hair salon that's close to
Speaker 1: the crib.
Speaker 2: I passed it all the time, but I went the
Speaker 2: other day, and you know, I made an appointment.
Speaker 1: I got my hair washed, I got a deep condition,
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 2: A trim, and I'm going to actively work on growing
Speaker 2: my like growing my natural hair back out.
Speaker 1: I see this journey for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean you can see some of them
Speaker 2: sticking out because it's shorter now. But yeah, I just
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna it's right there. It's like
Speaker 2: the universe was like girl, fix it, fix the edges.
Speaker 2: I bought some of the products that they have in
Speaker 2: the thing for my edges, and I'm just gonna maintain it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep my protective styles in for like a
Speaker 2: month at a time. Take them out, watch it at
Speaker 2: this place, treat it, get another protective style.
Speaker 3: It just needs ten dollars because I need to go
Speaker 3: to Turkey. Once I get a new hairline, then I
Speaker 3: could start my my new hair journey.
Speaker 2: I think I want to go to Turkey this summer. Really, yeah, damn,
Speaker 2: you won't have the money.
Speaker 1: Then, I mean, I'm go. I have to talk to
Speaker 1: the universe.
Speaker 3: Okay, and let's talk to the universe because I really
Speaker 3: need I want this. But the thing is is that
Speaker 3: once you do it, you out. You out for like
Speaker 3: three months because your hair grows and then it like
Speaker 3: falls out, and then the new hair grows and then
Speaker 3: you can't be throwing awag on top of that.
Speaker 1: So it's like, so what you're gonna do? So these
Speaker 1: so these men.
Speaker 3: Who be going to Turkey, which I saw. I met
Speaker 3: a guy today. He was like, oh, let me show you.
Speaker 3: He I mean, when I tell you, he had like
Speaker 3: a strip but then just bald on the side, like
Speaker 3: it looked like a premature mohawk situation going on. He
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I went to Turkey. I spent the
Speaker 3: extra money because I didn't want to be near anybody
Speaker 3: while I was getting this procedure done.
Speaker 1: And he's got a full head of hair. It looks beautiful,
Speaker 1: and it's too thick.
Speaker 2: It's not too thick because sometimes the Turk is doing
Speaker 2: they be coming back real ruggable.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: And he was like, yeah, let me show you when
Speaker 3: they took everything off, and he's like, yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I was walking around like that. I didn't care. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't care.
Speaker 2: They don't care because they know in a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks they're gonna have tendrils.
Speaker 3: He said, listen, this is you shooting with me in
Speaker 3: the gym right now. You guys see me with the
Speaker 3: little sprouts coming out, because let me tell you, in
Speaker 3: three months, bitch, all these holes gonna.
Speaker 1: Be on whin your time. He gonna be he not
Speaker 1: no hats, he's gonna be.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be swooping that bang to the side like
Speaker 2: he says chili out here.
Speaker 1: He said chachia, like he's living his best life.
Speaker 2: It's funny because a lot more men now like like
Speaker 2: going to Turkey or going up uptown and getting your
Speaker 2: hair done.
Speaker 1: That's the new BBL for men.
Speaker 3: It is because bbls are out for women and men
Speaker 3: getting hair transplants are in.
Speaker 1: And that's the new.
Speaker 2: Like if you balled in twenty twenty five, you have
Speaker 2: nobody to blame but yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Turkey and they say they got amazing deals,
Speaker 3: Like it's just way less. It's like one get one, yeah,
Speaker 3: and so I would like that for myself. It's just
Speaker 3: like there's a lot of things that need to line
Speaker 3: up because once I do that, I won't be.
Speaker 1: Able to work for a while.
Speaker 3: So what I need is I need to go to
Speaker 3: Turkey and then I need another pandemic to hit roll
Speaker 3: out for three months, nobody could work, so I don't
Speaker 3: feel like I'm missing out or anything.
Speaker 1: Get the little stemmys going.
Speaker 2: What I'm hearing is we need to start coaffing in
Speaker 2: people's faces.
Speaker 1: We need that Coviana part.
Speaker 2: COVID twenty press, COVID twenty kana part twess because there
Speaker 2: was the O marion, there is COVID then omarion, and
Speaker 2: there was another virus that we don't know about.
Speaker 1: But it didn't really do my oviage.
Speaker 3: Plus Yeah, so now I need the Koviana tress so
Speaker 3: that when I get my new hairline, we all out together.
Speaker 3: We're all like waiting for my hair to grow out.
Speaker 2: I'm not ready for another pandemic right now, though, what
Speaker 2: I'm not ready?
Speaker 1: Wait? I feel like the pandemic happens like once every
Speaker 1: hundred years. So what was the first pandemic? Oh, the
Speaker 1: Spanish flu? And what happened to the people.
Speaker 2: A bunch of people died. That was in like nineteen
Speaker 2: nineteen or something like that.
Speaker 3: You are the local historian of mess Hey, sirih, what's
Speaker 3: the Spanish flute?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: When was the Spanish flut?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I need to know what it is. Oh, it's talking
Speaker 1: to me about a Spanish flute.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you got an accent.
Speaker 1: You know that? He's uh AnyWho? So yeah, I need that.
Speaker 2: Okay, So out for the summer. Okay, I guess we're
Speaker 2: not doing that to start. We can do it in August, September, October.
Speaker 3: Hey, if God blesses me the universe all that and
Speaker 3: bless me by July, I think I can make it happen.
Speaker 3: But you know, things fell off a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 3: so you know my trajectory for the summer was looking,
Speaker 3: you know, up, and now it's like I might have
Speaker 3: to start from Scratchkin's.
Speaker 1: What you mean? Your trajectory was looking at what happened?
Speaker 1: Oh girl, we in that. Now that's not gonna be
Speaker 1: the summer.
Speaker 2: Don't you need like two weeks to recalibrate the cells
Speaker 2: and the and the chemicals in the brain. You only
Speaker 2: need two weeks or what is it twenty eight days?
Speaker 2: The former habit the summer. The summer is more than
Speaker 2: twenty one days.
Speaker 3: This is true, girl, But the year has just been
Speaker 3: going by so fast that like I look up and
Speaker 3: it's another motherfucking month, and I just I want to
Speaker 3: hit the calendar.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 3: When I tell you, I decked the calendar, punched through that,
Speaker 3: I like pop and it fell off and everything. I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, that's what I need. I need time
Speaker 3: to slow the hell down.
Speaker 1: Well, what month is your calendar on right now? It's
Speaker 1: if you keep it up to day, yeah, or you
Speaker 1: like forget to flip it.
Speaker 2: And you know, wait a minute, I'm hey, I see
Speaker 2: it every day and I've you don't do that. I
Speaker 2: don't have a physical calendar in my whole you new school,
Speaker 2: Yeah's too good for an actual calendar, and al, yeah,
Speaker 2: I need to I want time to slow down just
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: But it's not.
Speaker 3: It's gonna it's at a crazy speed. I've never seen
Speaker 3: the year go by this fast. It's on ghost speed
Speaker 3: race or go.
Speaker 1: It's on two time speed, too fast, too furious.
Speaker 2: It is literally tokyo drift and tyresee he's in the car.
Speaker 1: What more do you want from me? That he wasn't
Speaker 1: doing that? He was driving cars.
Speaker 2: Girl, anyway, nothing is more important than family.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, thank you so much, Olive Garten. Yo, So
Speaker 3: let me tell you. When you were gone, I went
Speaker 3: to a couple of met gala parties.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is on the list. Yeah i went.
Speaker 3: I went with Dwayne, and I realized, yeah, I only
Speaker 3: want to be at those parties if like I got
Speaker 3: something going on, because it's like you're just there to
Speaker 3: be around people who got something going on. And if
Speaker 3: I was a pedestrian, that could possibly be cool. But
Speaker 3: because I'm like one degree away from the people that
Speaker 3: got something going on, I'm like, this ain't really that fun,
Speaker 3: you know, because people are just sitting around looking to
Speaker 3: be looked at, so people notice them. They're not having
Speaker 3: a good time, and then the lines are long, and
Speaker 3: you know, some people are dressed, some people are not,
Speaker 3: and like you get scammed because you think this is
Speaker 3: going to be a cool party. And we hopped to
Speaker 3: like three or four parties and one night, and every
Speaker 3: time we were going to another party, like the same
Speaker 3: couple of people would be at the same party because
Speaker 3: we're all hopping to find the better party.
Speaker 1: But you are the party. So what parties were good?
Speaker 1: What parties were not? Let's talk.
Speaker 3: Well, Kate Trnado was spinning and you know that is
Speaker 3: my guy, but I absolutely will tell you I didn't
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 1: I was not.
Speaker 3: I was not here for that. Like I loved him,
Speaker 3: but the vibes it wasn't. It wasn't like when we
Speaker 3: went to go see him a couple of years ago
Speaker 3: that was so much fun, even though it was like
Speaker 3: packed to the brim hot, but we was in the VIP,
Speaker 3: so we wasn't even dealing with all parties. Do feel
Speaker 3: different when you in the VIP. I want to be
Speaker 3: in the VIP. I don't want to be in the GA.
Speaker 1: Was you were you at the party that Sissa was at?
Speaker 3: Uh No, that was an after party and that was
Speaker 3: this weekend. This was this was a This was supposed
Speaker 3: to be Doci's after party at the Public Hotel. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we were there, and you know the Public Hotel like
Speaker 3: it's big, but it's not. No like that room like
Speaker 3: it's hot ceilings, but mm hmm it was not really
Speaker 3: it's not need we need to be spacious. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be crammed on the dance floor.
Speaker 1: Did you see Doci? I did you see Doci? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she probably didn't get that till she was doing her
Speaker 1: laps too.
Speaker 3: I did see zindeya okay at which party at a
Speaker 3: at the Crane Club later that night, which was supposed
Speaker 3: to be Pharrell's party, and it was an UNO tournament.
Speaker 3: Bitch I said, you have to stopped playing in my
Speaker 3: face the husand Day playing no. But by the time
Speaker 3: we got there, it wasn't a ton of people where
Speaker 3: the tournament was happening. There was another party upstairs and
Speaker 3: that was probably Whereas and Day it was at. But
Speaker 3: we were on the regular floor and there was there
Speaker 3: was a DJ and somebody you know on the mic
Speaker 3: talking about look.
Speaker 1: At all the fly ladies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dropped forward like it was just stupid. Like I
Speaker 2: was like, who thought, who thinks this is funny? All
Speaker 2: the fly ladies draw for this is game? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, h yeah, And then I saw Candy. Candy was
Speaker 3: at every time, every time we went to a new party,
Speaker 3: she was there.
Speaker 1: Wait, so did you see Zendaya or not?
Speaker 3: I did see day We were outside of the club
Speaker 3: in the the what do you call those those cars,
Speaker 3: the black car, the van, the sprinter pulled up and
Speaker 3: like was all these paparazzi and it was like and
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, the door got this bitch floated
Speaker 3: into the club.
Speaker 1: I don't even think her feet really touched the ground. Well,
Speaker 1: she just had that like dance.
Speaker 2: She kind of like slithered in, like float slithered in
Speaker 2: and she had like this burgundy rhymestoneish sequin dress and
Speaker 2: hair is up.
Speaker 1: She looked phenomenal. I could not smell her, but I
Speaker 1: know she smelled.
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, Oh she was so smelt and just money, money, money, money, money.
Speaker 1: She glides in and I'm like, why am I Why
Speaker 1: am I poor?
Speaker 3: Like I'm not not poor, but just saying like like
Speaker 3: I see that that's the part of the celebrity You're
Speaker 3: You're like, oh you ain't got to wait, You ain't
Speaker 3: got to talk nobody. They already know you come in,
Speaker 3: you go in, you say in for a little bit,
Speaker 3: and then you walk out.
Speaker 2: You're like the ghetto. All saw Chloe of Halle Fame
Speaker 2: or was it Holly? I think Holly. I saw Haley
Speaker 2: Haley and Kiki Okney.
Speaker 1: The girls just tiny. They're like smelled smooth, so tiny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't I've never seen Kiki before in like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what her body was before she had
Speaker 2: the baby.
Speaker 1: Has she always been that small?
Speaker 3: I think so every actor is short and they need
Speaker 3: to fit into the screen.
Speaker 1: So everybody's everybody's poly pocket size.
Speaker 3: And the really tall people are so tall that it's
Speaker 3: like how do you even get in the frame?
Speaker 1: Like everybody's on Apple box.
Speaker 2: Questions that need answers because the girls are tall, not
Speaker 2: all the girls, the girls, but the girls tend to
Speaker 2: be tall, and then the men are all real.
Speaker 1: Short, very very Who else did I see?
Speaker 3: I saw Padma she was she was at Doci's party.
Speaker 1: I saw numerous people.
Speaker 2: That I was like, yeah, you know what this is
Speaker 2: for people?
Speaker 1: This is not for me, But like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think parties are cool when you're just there to
Speaker 3: have a good time. When you're there trying to be
Speaker 3: in the limelight, it messes up everything. Like even if
Speaker 3: the music is good, everybody was so focused on who's looking.
Speaker 1: Oh you know who I saw? What's that pink panthers?
Speaker 2: Oh see that's somebody that if I saw her, I
Speaker 2: probably wouldn't recognize it.
Speaker 1: Well, she was on stage with Kate Tranada. There you go,
Speaker 1: So that was cute. Who is that? Yeah? It was
Speaker 1: a tiny and soyl.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 3: Just like I don't know, I'm never impressed with celebrities.
Speaker 3: I'm not impressed with any of it because it's like, again,
Speaker 3: we are one degree from all of that, and I
Speaker 3: see what the people be going through, and it don't.
Speaker 1: It all glitz and glay. It isn't.
Speaker 3: And like the most fun we ever have is like
Speaker 3: when none of that is on the table and we
Speaker 3: at some random place in a corner doing our own
Speaker 3: thing with like you know, Chay and Reggie and Amina
Speaker 3: and just having a blast.
Speaker 2: Buton med Gallow weekend fashion week, things like any weekend
Speaker 2: that's like super hyped up where everybody is out is
Speaker 2: probably a more stressful weekend for even the celebrities, because
Speaker 2: it's like they trying to go out and have a
Speaker 2: good time, but it's more.
Speaker 1: People in their face. It's more paparazzi.
Speaker 2: It's more just phones up because people go to parties now,
Speaker 2: not to have a good time.
Speaker 1: They go to.
Speaker 2: Parties so you can see that they were at this
Speaker 2: party embarrassing, and it's like we gotta start putting the
Speaker 2: phones in pouches.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. And this is why they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't believe that celebrity was me.
Speaker 2: You were in their fucking face with your hot ass breath,
Speaker 2: your hot ass pedestrian breath.
Speaker 3: Of course they're going off on you and they don't
Speaker 3: want to take a picture with you.
Speaker 2: But that's like I'm not required to take a picture
Speaker 2: with you because you know me.
Speaker 1: No, they say, you gotta take a photo. We made you.
Speaker 1: It was a guy. I think it was like like Essence.
Speaker 2: Something like Essence was doing and it was like Vivica
Speaker 2: A Fox.
Speaker 1: Oh I saw that video.
Speaker 2: It was great, and Taraji p Henson and all these
Speaker 2: black women and it was some like big creepy man
Speaker 2: who was in all these ladies faces, Like can I
Speaker 2: get a picture?
Speaker 1: Can I get a hub and it's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know you. Yeah you do, and you don't know me.
Speaker 2: You might've seen Set It Off, you might have watched
Speaker 2: Empire or Hidden Figures or whatever, but you don't know me.
Speaker 3: This thing is it's like the best times I've ever had.
Speaker 3: There ain't no photos of it. There ain't no we
Speaker 3: are so wrapped up and having a good time. We
Speaker 3: not really taking pictures. So whenever I see somebody doing
Speaker 3: all this picture shit, it's like you are not in
Speaker 3: the moment, You're not having a good time. The aesthetics
Speaker 3: are going to look good for online, but like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, it's so annoying. It was so annoying to
Speaker 3: see because I love Kate Trnado. I love him so
Speaker 3: and you know, I be feening to see him, and
Speaker 3: then all these people are messing up my good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yo, Remember when I had a migraine and I was
Speaker 3: upstate like doing a show.
Speaker 1: I took a cab all the way back.
Speaker 3: Then I went to urgent Care, I had them give
Speaker 3: me a shot so that the migraine could go away,
Speaker 3: and then I met up with you to go to
Speaker 3: Kate Tornado at Mirage.
Speaker 1: I didn't know he's a good cat from all the
Speaker 1: way upstate.
Speaker 2: For that.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, girl, I was like, oh hey, we had
Speaker 1: to write it off just.
Speaker 2: Young and we were so close to him, girl, we
Speaker 2: were so close. We were we were literally by the
Speaker 2: DJ booth and that's what we deserve to be. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that was so fun. I don't want to do
Speaker 2: it any other way. But it's not even me being bougie.
Speaker 2: It's just like, it's not about being bougie. You remember
Speaker 2: what parties were like before people were so obsessed with
Speaker 2: like the image of being at said party. Like we'll
Speaker 2: never go back to a time where like, you know,
Speaker 2: early two thousands type parties or like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know what year Studio fifty five was, but
Speaker 2: that era that's never gonna We're never gonna be there.
Speaker 1: Again because people are like, even when you go to
Speaker 1: a concert, boom the phones up the whole time. They're
Speaker 1: like this, babe, you're not gonna rewatch that. Y'all not
Speaker 1: tired of this, y'are you?
Speaker 2: You you pick your phone up for like that one
Speaker 2: crucial moment or that one like if you're close and
Speaker 2: Beyonce winks at you, like you take up.
Speaker 1: You take the video of Chin no Eiva like that.
Speaker 2: People be at arm extended your your shoulder's not tired.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know it's mess y'all going live at the concerts?
Speaker 1: What what what's going on? How are y'all doing? What?
Speaker 1: What do you have?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: What kind of uh instruments are you using to have
Speaker 3: your camera up the whole fucking show three hours?
Speaker 1: How many battery packs do you have? What about the
Speaker 1: people who.
Speaker 2: Be on FaceTime at concerts and you look, you can
Speaker 2: see the person that they talking to. They laid up
Speaker 2: in the bed with the dog. They ain't got no
Speaker 2: bra on city.
Speaker 1: That would be me. Turn the brightness down.
Speaker 2: Or or make that square small and just make the
Speaker 2: concert big.
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: People be on face this time at the airport. I
Speaker 2: love a party.
Speaker 1: No you know, I know you do.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 3: I'll be laughing so hard because when I see girl,
Speaker 3: I was, hey, you know it's an uber driver is
Speaker 3: on FaceTime the whole fucking ride. And I could see
Speaker 3: the girl like, I'm like, does she not trust you
Speaker 3: in the car, because there's no reason for y'all to
Speaker 3: be on FaceTime?
Speaker 1: Were they talking or was it.
Speaker 2: Just one of them silent, we both doing our own
Speaker 2: thing on the line facetimes.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it was sad. I gave him one star.
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck because I get I'm I
Speaker 3: give these men five star after five star after five star.
Speaker 3: It don't matter how stank the car is, the music
Speaker 3: is bad, they playing a religious beats or whatever.
Speaker 1: Like I'd be like, you know, five star, five star,
Speaker 1: five star.
Speaker 3: But this man, the face in the face. The girl
Speaker 3: was literally in my view so she could see me.
Speaker 3: I said, hey, I wasn't I wasn't prep for this.
Speaker 3: This was a daytime FaceTime, a daytime face time. Oh babe, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's not a good guy. One star, And I said, hey,
Speaker 3: was on FaceTime the whole ride, barely spoke to me.
Speaker 3: One star. I said, I'm reporting him. And I felt
Speaker 3: my safety was in jeopardy.
Speaker 1: In jeopardy. Yeah, I felt like it was a taken situation.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was trafficking.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, oh yeah, I see her.
Speaker 2: She yeah, these chep bones. Did I tell you about
Speaker 2: the time that they try to take me?
Speaker 1: Who girl?
Speaker 2: So I was in I had been in like Green
Speaker 2: Point or like Williamsburg all day in the uber, No,
Speaker 2: just out. I was with like Tony and stuff like
Speaker 2: this over the summer.
Speaker 1: And then my uber.
Speaker 2: Drops me off in front of my house and I'm
Speaker 2: coming up the sidewalk and this car pulls up and
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, what's like a fun thing to do
Speaker 2: in this neighborhood at this time?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know. You see I'm
Speaker 1: heading into the house.
Speaker 2: And it was like two ladies in the in this
Speaker 2: big ash truck and one of them goes, weren't you
Speaker 2: justin Williams? We asked such as such, and I was
Speaker 2: like were you yes, yes, And I was like, uh yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe that might have been me.
Speaker 2: And and they were like, so, like what's up, Like
Speaker 2: we want to go out and have a good time.
Speaker 1: Like why are you going home at this time? It's
Speaker 1: still early? What time was it? Maybe midnight? Oh that's
Speaker 1: not early, maybe.
Speaker 2: Midnight, it's still early. I had been out all day.
Speaker 2: It was like a day drinking into the evening. So
Speaker 2: it's it's been a long day for me.
Speaker 1: You spelled like the day.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I spelled like outside I said, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I don't know, sis, but good luck with that. You
Speaker 2: see him walking to the door and they're like they says,
Speaker 2: they screamed something out the window and drove off.
Speaker 1: And then my uber driver drove off.
Speaker 2: He was like he had not he had drove off
Speaker 2: a little bit when he dropped me off, and when
Speaker 2: they peeled off, he peeled off, and I said, you
Speaker 2: think they were in Cahoot's girl, it's this car followed
Speaker 2: us from Williamsburg or he in the car like, hey,
Speaker 2: I got some potentially drunk, skinny sexy beach in the
Speaker 2: car as you drunk. I mean, I'm telling you I've
Speaker 2: been date drinking. I'm not drunk enough to jump in
Speaker 2: a car.
Speaker 1: You know how to handle yourself. I haven't really seen
Speaker 1: you there fucked up exactly.
Speaker 3: And every time you get somebody edible, they're fucked up,
Speaker 3: and I'd be cheer.
Speaker 1: Stuff is strong.
Speaker 3: I'd be like this, youte girl, let's look at some art.
Speaker 3: You'd be drugging the people. They're not drunking people.
Speaker 1: I got a high tolerance. And people be like what
Speaker 1: you got and I'd be like, it's a ten or
Speaker 1: fifteen or twenty five, and they'd be like that's high.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, take a bite, cut it in forth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then people will be like, I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: half or whatever they decide to do, and I'd be like,
Speaker 2: save it for later. And then if you take the
Speaker 2: other half while you out with me, that's your business. Yes,
Speaker 2: just know I take edibles before I go to pilates, okay,
Speaker 2: and they hits me right at the end of class,
Speaker 2: and I'd be like, oh, I could do it.
Speaker 1: I went to plates yesterday. Oh how far are you
Speaker 1: up with your how many merch I think I have
Speaker 1: four classes left? You did it? Yeah, I knew. I
Speaker 1: knew you could do it, girl. I always believe in you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I was like, hey, there's nothing my sister
Speaker 1: can't do.
Speaker 2: Well, if I paid for it, I'm gonna get what
Speaker 2: I paid for and how much should you pay?
Speaker 1: I paid two hundred and fifty dollars for ten cans? Bitch,
Speaker 1: you are going to every single freaking class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, Remember they try to steal my eight my
Speaker 2: last eight classes from me?
Speaker 1: Or did you steal it from you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Time stole it from me.
Speaker 2: Sorry anyway, speaking of stealing, they really try to steal
Speaker 2: me that night.
Speaker 1: Hey, girl, get in the car, like, let's go smarter
Speaker 1: than that. I was like, what Yo. You know what's
Speaker 1: crazy that I saw Holly Berry has Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: She did a video and this is how another recession indicator.
Speaker 3: The celebrities are talking to us, they're talking too much.
Speaker 2: They want to know how much she got paid for that.
Speaker 2: I want to know how much she got paid for that?
Speaker 1: Well, it's her.
Speaker 3: She she hold on, let me set the scene product,
Speaker 3: it's her product.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Holly Berry, who you saw at the mcgala and you
Speaker 3: know see through panel dress.
Speaker 1: Uchi lips out.
Speaker 3: Yes, they said this girl on TikTok kept calling her
Speaker 3: Holly cooochie Berry and I can't unhear it.
Speaker 1: It's the funniest thing.
Speaker 3: She said, your menopausal, asked, pussy out, lips.
Speaker 1: On the carpet, Gone do a girl.
Speaker 3: And so she's been talking about being menopausal or whatever.
Speaker 3: And one of the things of symptoms of menopause is
Speaker 3: you dry like yeah, like you know, the powder is
Speaker 3: coming out, like the dryness is coming out.
Speaker 1: Yes, like that exactly, so mummy.
Speaker 3: But I'm not yes, but I'm not saying that's what
Speaker 3: Holly Berry Cucie is like, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2: She is menopausal. Yes, So it's not like she's saying
Speaker 2: this like that.
Speaker 1: So anyway, she's her Mother's Day. She does a video.
Speaker 3: She's in bed, head, hair's tousled or whatever with her man,
Speaker 3: and she's like, happy Mother's Day. When you about to slip, right,
Speaker 3: I think it was called slip, it's called spin spin,
Speaker 3: take a spin or something like that.
Speaker 1: Take a spin, about to take a spin.
Speaker 3: On my new you know lubricant. She's she has recession indicator.
Speaker 3: Holly Berry has a lubricant. Now, didn't know she was
Speaker 3: in that market. I thought she would have vitamins or
Speaker 3: maybe a class or maybe a session.
Speaker 1: She might have vitamins. I thought she might have the vitamins.
Speaker 1: She has vitamins. She might there's Holly cooochi Berry has
Speaker 1: hollycochi Berry vitamins. I don't think so she might anyway,
Speaker 1: so she's in the video. She does have vitamins.
Speaker 2: Fuckdorsing probiotics.
Speaker 1: We're basically halle Berry.
Speaker 3: We endorsed supplements. Okay, so now she's the new group.
Speaker 3: She's the group for the for the menopause girl.
Speaker 1: She got group for the for the for the couch,
Speaker 1: for the couch.
Speaker 3: She's in the video, she's in bed. You know, she
Speaker 3: ain't got no clothes on. She's with her man.
Speaker 1: She's like, happy Mother's day.
Speaker 3: Y'all saw what I did earlier today, And this is
Speaker 3: how I'm gonna in my night taking a spin where
Speaker 3: her lubricant and her man and cans or is it
Speaker 3: cons cans cons?
Speaker 1: Whatever?
Speaker 3: She she can be with cons where her her man
Speaker 3: and her lubricant. So she's promoting her her lubricant to
Speaker 3: the people on TikTok.
Speaker 2: The worst part about the video is the man is like,
Speaker 2: are you done doing your video? Because we about to
Speaker 2: take a spin like like her, look, I can't wait to.
Speaker 1: Take a spin, like and I hope you all.
Speaker 2: Take a spend tonight. It's like, girl, this is so bad. Mama,
Speaker 2: you didn't run this by your pr people like what's
Speaker 2: the tagline?
Speaker 1: What's the video?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: They would never let us do that. They would never
Speaker 1: They would.
Speaker 3: Be like, hey, can we see uh you know what
Speaker 3: do they call those?
Speaker 1: Can you send us the deliverables? Can we see the deliverables?
Speaker 1: We'll sign off on them if they're right, and they'll
Speaker 1: give you notes. They didn't give her no notes. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's her brand.
Speaker 2: She notes she she needs a young gen z, you know,
Speaker 2: team to be like, hey, that's not good.
Speaker 1: Let's just do it like this.
Speaker 3: I'm glad she's happy and she's having a good time
Speaker 3: and she's looking out for, you know, the older ladies.
Speaker 1: That's dope. I think that's amazing. But the video it
Speaker 1: made me.
Speaker 3: It's not about cringe. I don't care about things being criage.
Speaker 3: It's just like, baby, how much money do you need?
Speaker 1: Like what's going on?
Speaker 3: There's a lot of recession indicators and it's a lot
Speaker 3: of the celebrities, and we also need to talk about
Speaker 3: Beyonce and get it out the way. She's got too
Speaker 3: much going on because she's going to do another tour.
Speaker 1: Right after this. What you mean, what's the baby? Do
Speaker 1: you have another kid on the way? How much money
Speaker 1: do y'all?
Speaker 2: What you mean? She got another tour coming after this?
Speaker 2: She's got Act three. She's gonna do Act three.
Speaker 1: And they are they complain, They say she don't dance
Speaker 1: like she used to dance no more.
Speaker 2: Well, hers is the show that I should have gone to,
Speaker 2: and I will never forgive myself for not going to that.
Speaker 1: But she's doing she's doing renaissance songs there.
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean Cowboy Carter but I'm saying she her
Speaker 2: knees was working well at Renaissance.
Speaker 1: Hey act too, she got two new knees.
Speaker 3: Listen, she got these, Like me, we need to be
Speaker 3: nicer to She's been providing for us for decades.
Speaker 2: But I wasn't at them shows, the shows that I'm
Speaker 2: at now, I'm like, uh, we got the same knees.
Speaker 1: Now, two girls, one knees, Marie, you really think you
Speaker 1: got the same niece as Beyonce.
Speaker 2: You go say that.
Speaker 1: I remember why me buckled out the way to that wedding.
Speaker 2: Me and Beyonce got the same knees, same size knees,
Speaker 2: my lips.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when she did that, everybody was going crazy. But
Speaker 3: I was like, she's not really hidden it, Like Drake Kelly.
Speaker 1: Why she got Blue up there? Yo?
Speaker 2: Blue ish that your life because you know, at the
Speaker 2: beginning of the life, at the beginning of to Our
Speaker 2: Blue gives what Blue gives. But as the tour progresses,
Speaker 2: you really see the evolution of this.
Speaker 1: She's like thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 3: I have been liking every single video that I see
Speaker 3: of her. I said, you do that shit, girl, you
Speaker 3: do that?
Speaker 1: Do that shit? Do that show?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Do it? Oh? Have you been keeping up with his trial.
Speaker 1: It started.
Speaker 3: You know, somebody said it's boring. I said, is sexual
Speaker 3: assault and trafficking? I didn't know it was, so you
Speaker 3: know juicy to you.
Speaker 2: Well, they used to Lorna's view. They said, where is
Speaker 2: the drama? Where is Bensie and Stabler? Where is the
Speaker 2: you know over? You know they think Court is that,
Speaker 2: but Court is long and mundane.
Speaker 3: It's really sad everything that Cassie's been through, everything that like,
Speaker 3: he put that woman through hell and then she has
Speaker 3: to relive this and tea the hotel that I used
Speaker 3: to work at, he's in a depusition. They said, he
Speaker 3: used to come there with her. And you know, allegedly
Speaker 3: I might have been in the bar when he was
Speaker 3: in the bar, allegedly allegedly.
Speaker 1: But I told you what I think I told him.
Speaker 1: I talked about it on here.
Speaker 3: How I got him a bottle of sarak or promo
Speaker 3: bottle and he said he was gonna pay for it,
Speaker 3: and he didn't, and he walked out on the task.
Speaker 1: What's a promo bottle? So whatever they said he did,
Speaker 1: he did? He did it? Did he hoped they throw
Speaker 1: the book at him? Did he do it? Did he
Speaker 1: did it? He yeah, he said all me money. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just we should go down to the drought.
Speaker 3: I honestly, I don't mind. And I'll have my glasses
Speaker 3: on and my Mary J Blige scarf and I'm.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to cry words. If you also
Speaker 1: do the maryor J Blige boots, you gonna do the boot?
Speaker 1: You know I got those. I hope Diddy never sees
Speaker 1: the light of day.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, remember Judge denied all of his bail
Speaker 2: requests and he been locked up for like a full year.
Speaker 2: Now good, But what I heard is they had to
Speaker 2: dismiss a bunch of jurors because they the.
Speaker 1: Jurors was a some bs. What you mean?
Speaker 2: One dude was like, I'm not gonna stop smoking weed
Speaker 2: during the trial.
Speaker 1: They said, well, you're dismissed. Then sir, he said I
Speaker 1: need marijuana.
Speaker 2: Marie. I feel like that's has stun you. And do
Speaker 2: you be like, yeah, but I would do animals. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't say that to the lawyers. I'd be like, they'd
Speaker 2: be like, are you an upstanding citizen? Do you think
Speaker 2: you could listen to this and judge this kid?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? I would be high while I was talking to them.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna be like, yeah, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop. Oh you know what I wanted
Speaker 1: to bring up.
Speaker 2: Obsessed with you guys doing reviews on us. We have
Speaker 2: our first real bad with you. Oh and I would
Speaker 2: like to read it.
Speaker 1: You had a bad one. Remember the lady said I
Speaker 1: was fatphobic. That wasn't bad.
Speaker 2: Or she said I was mean, and she was like,
Speaker 2: I listened for Sydney, but I don't like Marine, So
Speaker 2: I guess that wasn't a bad one for you.
Speaker 1: No, we are a unit. Okay, what's the bad review?
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear it. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: You guys have to keep leaving reviews. Okay, I need more.
Speaker 1: More, more, more, okay and more one star.
Speaker 3: Unfunny and mid basically two of the most annoying women
Speaker 3: you'll ever meet, talk about how they make New York
Speaker 3: a worse place to live by existing in the most
Speaker 3: irritating an unprofessional way possible gasp, gas, all while blaming
Speaker 3: any and all criticism on race based discrimination.
Speaker 1: When we do that, let's sound like a white man
Speaker 1: old dish. Oh you know, girl, it might be somebody
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Anyways, a shining example of why following on social media
Speaker 3: is not the same thing as having checks, notes, talent,
Speaker 3: or anything remarkable.
Speaker 1: To say, that's fucking crazy. Let me see who, Let
Speaker 1: me see who wrote it. Oh hey, this wasn't for you, baby.
Speaker 3: Everything we talk about it sound like you know, you
Speaker 3: flat footed, and you in a shirt that you've been
Speaker 3: sleeping in for you know, several weeks. So you not
Speaker 3: are demo and you gladly press unsubscribe and move on.
Speaker 2: Who leaves up?
Speaker 1: Who leaves a review like that?
Speaker 3: I need you to say something more specific, because this
Speaker 3: was too vague.
Speaker 2: It sounds like somebody that we've wronged. It sounds like
Speaker 2: somebody that saw a clip that they didn't like and
Speaker 2: they said, I'm gonna go leave a review because it's nowhere.
Speaker 1: You listen to the podcast and you left that.
Speaker 2: Do we wait, do we blame everything on race based discrimination?
Speaker 1: Well? Everything is about race. It's not our fault. It's history.
Speaker 3: It's literally it literally anything that has gone wrong racism.
Speaker 1: If you you.
Speaker 2: Maybe not everything I mean malayo Marie, when you lost
Speaker 2: your job?
Speaker 1: Which one that was racism? Which job? Most of them
Speaker 1: was racism?
Speaker 2: Or was I just a really bad employee?
Speaker 1: Am I a bad employee because of racism? Boom? There
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: You know that meme where he's like, you know what
Speaker 3: the more you know, I don't think we blame everything
Speaker 3: on racism?
Speaker 1: Do we? I don't think so, because I don't do that.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I hear something, I'd be like, that sound like
Speaker 2: a base person, But that sound like Latino's for Trump?
Speaker 1: That for Trump? You know what?
Speaker 2: I take that back. You're not flat footed, you but
Speaker 2: shot your way over to the podcast and now we
Speaker 2: not for you. And that's okay. Listen, everything is not
Speaker 2: for everybody, and that's cool. Go listen to the bros.
Speaker 2: That what the the microphones from best? That's probably more
Speaker 2: your speed. Sorry, okay, and I'm sorry. And then there
Speaker 2: was one more. No more guests, Please not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: This week's guest was a little harsh on the ears.
Speaker 2: She sounded like she needs a gallon of water. I
Speaker 2: normally enjoy raspy voices like Marie's, but first.
Speaker 1: Of all, whoa.
Speaker 2: I thought my voice was as clear as a bath.
Speaker 2: But the guest this week, no go, please don't invite
Speaker 2: her back. Plus she's was way more than selectively ignorant
Speaker 2: in a lot of her commentary, which.
Speaker 1: Was only slightly entertaining. Lol.
Speaker 2: That throwing the l ol in there is crazy. Y'all
Speaker 2: really don't need as many guests as you'll be having
Speaker 2: on the show. Y'all are deaf enough. Keep up the
Speaker 2: great work and the laughs. Well, this is a solo
Speaker 2: episode today, so I love that for you. I love
Speaker 2: our guests, and honestly, in order for us to grow,
Speaker 2: we need guests because you know what you're not doing.
Speaker 2: You're not reviewing, you're not reposting enough, you're not in
Speaker 2: the comment.
Speaker 1: If you don't want any more guests, then you do
Speaker 1: the work.
Speaker 2: All.
Speaker 3: It's up to y'all. If you want to be a sore,
Speaker 3: it's y'all. We're showing up. We're showing up, we're putting
Speaker 3: eyeliner on, We're looking at things that are happening.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm literally current right now. I'm on my phone.
Speaker 3: Like Marie, I see in the clips, you're you're looking,
Speaker 3: you're looking for content while we'd clip in the clip. Lol,
Speaker 3: you haven't seen it, lo l She don't even know
Speaker 3: what the.
Speaker 1: Clips are up, but then she knows they're out.
Speaker 2: I always reshare the clips, and I watched them, and
Speaker 2: am I looking at my phone and all the clips?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. But Becca, I'm looking up. I'm
Speaker 2: looking up in the pad clips. I'm looking up in
Speaker 2: the Mandy clips. I'm looking up.
Speaker 1: I'm looking where you're looking up. I'm looking down.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe I should bring my laptop so it looks
Speaker 2: like I'm doing work. Oh my god, I would love Marie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the laptop don't fit in this purse.
Speaker 3: That's such a cute perse I like, that doesn't fit
Speaker 3: in this Did you get that from Japan?
Speaker 1: That's a little gumball machine in Japan's Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: she's so cute. Yeah, Marie, did you bring back any gifts?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I did bring you something, but I didn't have time
Speaker 2: to grab it today. Oh what, I'm gonna give it
Speaker 2: to you when I see you're gonna wrap it. No, No, Marie,
Speaker 2: how much money you think you spent in Japan? Probably
Speaker 2: like twenty five hundred dollars? Maybe you know, well, you
Speaker 2: know how to give my own room.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the room costs. Not twenty five
Speaker 1: k No, not twenty.
Speaker 2: Five thousand, like two thousand, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: That's it, Marie. Yeah, I don't know, Sidney. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing the math. I refused to happen math nothing.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you what I think I paid, but I'm
Speaker 2: not telling you what I actually. Friend told me where
Speaker 2: he paid, and I said, I ain't never going to
Speaker 2: Japan yet. But that's probably flying first class. That's accommodations,
Speaker 2: that's kung fool classes.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's every single meek class. No, I did not.
Speaker 1: That's every single meal. I didn't pay for all my meals,
Speaker 1: thank god, thank god. Girl.
Speaker 2: Every time I see a TikTok for a girl's like
Speaker 2: princess treatment, Princess street, I said.
Speaker 3: God, did you do you hear me? I?
Speaker 1: Do I actually get princess treatment? I'm just being does
Speaker 1: she get princess treatment? It's crazy. It seems like something
Speaker 1: you never really thought about. Yo.
Speaker 3: When I tell you, it's like, it's crazy. I feel
Speaker 3: like I give all. I've given all my love to you, Marie,
Speaker 3: I think, and I have nothing left for nobody.
Speaker 2: WHOA at least don't say that I don't need her.
Speaker 2: I don't need her. You talking about since cool, but
Speaker 2: Marisa take her.
Speaker 1: I've been friends with Marie for so long.
Speaker 3: Anything I've thought it been thoughtful is for you? And
Speaker 3: then yeah, no, I have nothing left for the lady.
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 2: That girl, Marie City, that's the man's thoughtful for you.
Speaker 2: The med's talking Marie. That's you're thoughtful for first of all.
Speaker 2: And now and now what's the one go giddy yo gity, Sidney, Yes,
Speaker 2: you are thoughtful to everybody.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm forgetting about these hos not Hey, if you're listening,
Speaker 3: you're not os.
Speaker 1: I be forgetting about these hoses.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about in general, like, not forgetting. It's just
Speaker 3: I just be like, I'm so tired now I'm tired too.
Speaker 1: Are you also jet lagged? Sidney?
Speaker 2: You are my most sleepy friend? But are we not
Speaker 2: doing coffee?
Speaker 1: No more?
Speaker 2: No? I still need coffee, So you still drink coffee?
Speaker 2: And we're not doing Red Bull no more.
Speaker 1: I haven't had that in a while. What's a while?
Speaker 1: Like a week's that's a little while for you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well listen, at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: tired or not, your skin looks great.
Speaker 1: You don't, it's not giving fatigued. When I see the clips,
Speaker 1: I don't see me looking down.
Speaker 2: I see my bags looking down and so that's what
Speaker 2: I see. Let me see, I'll go to the maybe
Speaker 2: I'll go to the doctor and come back with a new,
Speaker 2: with a new I'm just gonna show up like Samantha
Speaker 2: and Sex and the City when she got the peel?
Speaker 1: Can we go together? Can we get it too?
Speaker 2: Because if I go, I'm gonna look like you when
Speaker 2: I leave with you go, who were gonna look like
Speaker 2: when you leave?
Speaker 1: Sisa? I don't know. I just underneath the eye. I
Speaker 1: want to say this.
Speaker 3: I love iHeart, but this lighting it's not It's not
Speaker 3: for a woman that's you know, been through some ship
Speaker 3: and you haven't really been through anything.
Speaker 1: But it's me that's crazy that I haven't been doing nothing.
Speaker 2: She said, I live, She said, I don't be prepared.
Speaker 2: And then one of the reviews that you feels like
Speaker 2: from Sydney said about me.
Speaker 1: You are playing with She said, you sound like lou Rawl.
Speaker 1: She said, what a wonderful word?
Speaker 2: She said, whoa, Yes, yes, okay, all right, I guess
Speaker 2: we should read a message. And then I don't know
Speaker 2: how long we've been talking about.
Speaker 1: Don't nobody's keeping time in here? Does anybody want to leave?
Speaker 1: I don't know what time this starting. Then we started,
Speaker 1: let's do this message and get out of here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got this.
Speaker 2: We're gonna keep it short and sweet for y'all today
Speaker 2: because people tired of hearing my recip No.
Speaker 1: It's such a good one. I wouldn't say that. Your
Speaker 1: voice is not rasp I don't know, girl, what a
Speaker 1: wonderful Are you reading it?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 1: Right? Are you guys ready for this mess Yeah? Okay ready?
Speaker 1: Is he being messy? Or am I overthinking he's being messy?
Speaker 1: I haven't even read it? What I feel like he's
Speaker 1: being messy? Okay, okay, hey messies.
Speaker 2: Last year, I broke up with this guy that I
Speaker 2: had been dating for around six months. My friends thought
Speaker 2: he wasn't cute just from photos, so I never introduced
Speaker 2: them after they made that known.
Speaker 1: First of all, you gotta protect your peace. You have to.
Speaker 1: If you show your friends a picture of somebody you
Speaker 1: dating and they'd be like, if.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, that's cute for you, you're like, oh, no.
Speaker 1: They're quiet for too long. It's not looking good. Or
Speaker 1: if they're like, oh can I see some more photos?
Speaker 1: That's bad. That's a bad sign.
Speaker 2: Or or if the silence is so long that you.
Speaker 2: You feel the need to be like, he's not really
Speaker 2: that photogenic.
Speaker 1: Well this is not his best photo.
Speaker 3: And but mind you, we asked you give me his
Speaker 3: best photo.
Speaker 1: Let me see his instagram. He don't have you, He
Speaker 1: don't have any anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the relationship was fairly good, other than the fact
Speaker 2: that he was anxiously attached and during my exams, which
Speaker 2: are often I'm unreachable for a few days. Eventually I
Speaker 2: broke up with him because of little things like him
Speaker 2: being okay with splitting the bill and even wanting to
Speaker 2: share a water bottle at the movie theater. Girl he
Speaker 2: was dating the pores. The ugly pause. You can't be
Speaker 2: facially challenged and financially challenged.
Speaker 1: You gotta pick a struggle. You gotta pick one.
Speaker 2: You and sharing a water bottle a recession indicator.
Speaker 1: I'm saying it, recession indicator. Shot a bottle at the
Speaker 1: movie first of all, the movie theaters.
Speaker 2: The bottle of water is a lot of money, though
Speaker 2: that's not all.
Speaker 1: That's a struggle. Twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: If you if you split in half ten ten, that's
Speaker 2: actually two bottles of water.
Speaker 1: But the way I actually that's more than two bottles.
Speaker 1: Of water. But the way I'm seeing it, she had
Speaker 1: a water bottle in her purse and she took.
Speaker 2: It out at the movie theater and he said, oh, God,
Speaker 2: get a SLP. That's it doesn't feel like she bought
Speaker 2: at the movie theater.
Speaker 1: You don't know, Okay.
Speaker 2: For some context, I am in veterinary school and living
Speaker 2: off loans with a little bit of financial help from
Speaker 2: my parents.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Rich Also, I used, I'm used to dating men who
Speaker 2: are offended when I offer to pay.
Speaker 1: It's always an empty offer. That always is in caps.
Speaker 1: If I if I say, oh, I'll pay or let's
Speaker 1: split it, and you say yes, no, oh that's your problem.
Speaker 1: Why are you even do Why are you empty promises? Promises?
Speaker 1: Just like, just don't say anything, just look around like okay, check,
Speaker 1: come and be like, oh my god, thank you. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: it's always an empty offer. Fast forward. It's been over
Speaker 1: a year and I missed him.
Speaker 2: I realized that one day I'm going to have a
Speaker 2: lot of money and can can take care of myself.
Speaker 2: In that regard, I shut it down. I don't want
Speaker 2: to hear no more. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I have enough money for both me and my man.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't. I have enough money
Speaker 1: for me and maybe, like a goldfish, did I buy?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think it's the worst thing in the
Speaker 2: world to have an anxiously attached partner that wants to
Speaker 2: hear from me at least once a day, right, And
Speaker 2: I'm no longer friends with those.
Speaker 1: Girls for a number of reasons unrelated to this.
Speaker 2: So now she's said her new friends don't know he
Speaker 2: ugly Okay.
Speaker 1: I reached out to.
Speaker 2: Him last month and after two weeks he replied. After
Speaker 2: two weeks, oh girl, he done with he replied, and
Speaker 2: wanted to see me. But I feel like waiting a
Speaker 2: little bit makes it seem like maybe he's not as anxious,
Speaker 2: So I'm like, okay that his boy is probably be like, yo,
Speaker 2: don't don't tell it. Don't they hit his phone? They
Speaker 2: hit his phone for a week and a half. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we went out for drinks and it was as if
Speaker 2: we were picking up where we left off, which I
Speaker 2: thought was a bit strange because he was really hurt
Speaker 2: when I broke up with him The same night we
Speaker 2: hooked up no sex, and I thought that was interesting
Speaker 2: and too easy.
Speaker 1: What that mean? No? Wait, there was no sex. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they hooked up. What does that mean? Would would be
Speaker 1: little mouthed, little fingers to use your words?
Speaker 3: Okay, y'all, y'all writing these they said, we are parano sex.
Speaker 1: You've never hooked up with somebody and I had sex
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 3: I need to know the fingers and hole or kissing
Speaker 3: or sucking.
Speaker 2: Well, I think just kissing is hooking up. Okay, I
Speaker 2: think that's make it out? Yeah, right, hooking up is
Speaker 2: more cooking.
Speaker 1: Is like the vague between having sex and making out?
Speaker 1: Is that in between?
Speaker 2: First hooking up is like maybe I'll slide my panties
Speaker 2: to the side, but I'm leaving the more you you
Speaker 2: can have sex when you hook up, but it's definitely
Speaker 2: more than making it Well, this says no sex, yes,
Speaker 2: so is that va between? Doctor Doolittle said no sex?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's between making out and having sex? Is that that?
Speaker 1: You know what that is?
Speaker 2: Kay?
Speaker 1: Girl? You know who knows what it is? Halle Berry.
Speaker 2: Whoo, halle Berry take a spin?
Speaker 1: Was she send that to I would like her to
Speaker 1: send us some of that.
Speaker 2: Ah, you dragged the you dragged the promo for spin
Speaker 2: and now you want to.
Speaker 1: Take a skin spin? I'll be good.
Speaker 2: If it's good, I'm giving it. I'm gonna give it
Speaker 2: good review. I'll recreate the video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's sad. A good mother's stay maybe her.
Speaker 1: You know, we gotta get do it. We gotta get
Speaker 1: it spinned.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh girl, sorry, I've seen him now twice and
Speaker 2: we still haven't had sex, even though he definitely wants to.
Speaker 2: I'm hesitant because he kind of pushed my head down
Speaker 2: a few times when I was sucking his dick.
Speaker 1: There you go this look it up.
Speaker 2: Okay, it wasn't overt and it didn't last that long,
Speaker 2: so I didn't say anything, but I noted it because
Speaker 2: he's never done that before.
Speaker 1: Also, the second time.
Speaker 2: We hooked up, oh, he face fucked me or fucked
Speaker 2: my face, whatever you call it.
Speaker 1: Who bro, it's the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's never done that before either, which left
Speaker 2: a bad taste in my mouth. Literally literally, that's literally literally.
Speaker 2: How can I ask him what's good? When he finally
Speaker 2: said he isn't holding a grudge? Does this man hate me?
Speaker 2: And if so, why still replying? Do you all like
Speaker 2: being faced? Because I don't think I do. Also, most importantly,
Speaker 2: Mess is my favorite podcast I.
Speaker 1: Literally live for Thursdays.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I should have added that when we were dating,
Speaker 2: we were having sex. I'm just holding off right now,
Speaker 2: but you're getting face fucked.
Speaker 1: So what's she holding off for? So does this person
Speaker 1: hate them?
Speaker 3: I think that he might have hooked up with a
Speaker 3: with a freak and put him on to something like this,
Speaker 3: and now he doing it to her.
Speaker 1: He learned something new. He probably hooked up with an ex.
Speaker 3: You know, he had to get his rocks off, and
Speaker 3: the ex is trying to get him back. So she's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: dig in my mouth, baby, or something like that, and
Speaker 3: then he brought the energy back to her.
Speaker 1: It's happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they might be a little bit like that.
Speaker 2: It does seem like maybe he could be a little
Speaker 2: bit mad at you. Still, it does feel like that,
Speaker 2: Like men are very emotional beings, emotional creatures, and if
Speaker 2: somebody really really likes you and you leave them, yeah
Speaker 2: they're gonna be devastated. But you circling back and them
Speaker 2: acting different, like not acting as thirsty or as pressed,
Speaker 2: is definitely a tell that either that they they're trying
Speaker 2: to hold themselves back or they don't feel the same
Speaker 2: way about you.
Speaker 1: That they did before you broke up with.
Speaker 3: Them, and also they're a man, so nothing is gonna
Speaker 3: make sense. So you're like, but if you're mad at me,
Speaker 3: why are you hooking up because he's a man. Oh
Speaker 3: but if you are in love with me, why are
Speaker 3: you not acting like because he's a man. Like It
Speaker 3: all leads back to their man and they don't know
Speaker 3: what to do, So why would he turn down being
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 1: But also why would you think he's not hurt like
Speaker 1: the like.
Speaker 3: Come on, sis, you gotta answer your own questions with
Speaker 3: with your actions.
Speaker 1: You think you're gonna they think he would spin back.
Speaker 3: And be like, oh my god, I missed you so
Speaker 3: much like you, you broke up with him.
Speaker 2: But they did it for six months and then they
Speaker 2: it's been over a year.
Speaker 1: And they miss she misses him. I'm assuming it is she.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It might be it might be a it might be
Speaker 2: it could be a man, but unblocking So well, this is.
Speaker 1: I'm speaking from experience. Okay, My thing.
Speaker 2: About it is this, you decided you miss this person,
Speaker 2: and because you're gonna be rich one day, so you
Speaker 2: paying for these dates for this person to be disrespectful
Speaker 2: to you that's.
Speaker 1: Where that's where I'm out. Girl. Yeah, girl, girl.
Speaker 2: You wonna be rich one day, so you gonna pick
Speaker 2: up the check for this person to like not be
Speaker 2: that nicely, Like, no, do you.
Speaker 3: Live in in New York? Because if you if you
Speaker 3: gonna be rich one day, you might as well just
Speaker 3: hang out with us. You might as well just pay
Speaker 3: for our stuff because you'll have more fun with us.
Speaker 3: And if you're not giving it up anyway, I mean,
Speaker 3: that's the perfect night.
Speaker 1: You're hanging out with us.
Speaker 3: We're laughing, we're taking pictures, we're eating good. You know,
Speaker 3: I'll tickle you and then and then you go home.
Speaker 2: I'll tickle you and then you go home and no
Speaker 2: one's face fucking yeah, that's nicer to protect your face, Yeah,
Speaker 2: protect your face.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't like this because it sounds like he's doing
Speaker 2: this to you, but what or you're doing this for him?
Speaker 1: But what is he doing for you? Like? What is
Speaker 1: the benefit to unblocking this person?
Speaker 2: And him?
Speaker 1: You missed him? But did he miss you?
Speaker 2: It took him two weeks to respond, bitch, that's too
Speaker 2: much time.
Speaker 1: I give it a couple of days.
Speaker 2: I give it even a week like you were like, hmm,
Speaker 2: he was wrestling with whether he wanted to talk to
Speaker 2: you again or not.
Speaker 1: But two weeks is too many weeks. By the time
Speaker 1: she hear this, she probably gonna get her answer anyway.
Speaker 1: She already knows what it is.
Speaker 2: You shared this letter with us, but you already know
Speaker 2: what you need to do. You do you actually really
Speaker 2: even like this person like that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sound like you ain't got no hose, babe.
Speaker 3: You gotta get back out there.
Speaker 1: You are, you're a doctor Doolittle. Go get some hose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or don't get no hose. People are gonna bring
Speaker 2: you their sick, weary old dog. Yes, and it's gonna
Speaker 2: be some like rom Com type moment.
Speaker 1: That's what you deserve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a man's gonna come in with a chihuahua with
Speaker 3: like a broken leg.
Speaker 1: No, no, not a chihuahua. You want a man with
Speaker 1: a chiuaa No, I don't want a man, well but.
Speaker 2: For her, I don't want a baby. Okay, he's gonna
Speaker 2: have a Dalmatian. He's gonna have a cool dog. He's
Speaker 2: gonna our Damnation's cool. How often do you see a
Speaker 2: dalmatian not off exactly. So this person go show up
Speaker 2: with this exotic dog, this duo lingo dog, Cruella de
Speaker 2: Ville ass dog, and you're gonna be like, oh.
Speaker 1: You know dog. The Damatians they don't like kids.
Speaker 3: Good, that's this person is not a kid. You know
Speaker 3: my nigh Okay, you saw her neighbor getting Oh oh,
Speaker 3: my neighbor was getting face fucked. Okay, yes, in the window.
Speaker 1: Oh. And she was holding her like hand on the
Speaker 1: on the window and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, get off of her, like I was yelling
Speaker 2: because I was like, this doesn't look fun.
Speaker 1: Now how close is this neighbor to you? I crossed
Speaker 1: the way like in the back of the apartment, not
Speaker 1: the front. Got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So so you standing there you see it start
Speaker 2: or you just look up and you see it.
Speaker 3: I saw it, and then I'm on the phone and
Speaker 3: then I get to the window. And now I got
Speaker 3: the phone to the window because I'm whoever I'm on
Speaker 3: the phone with, I'm showing them right, because did I
Speaker 3: go to jail for this? No, okay, I need somebody else?
Speaker 1: Well why are they? I wasn't recording and I was
Speaker 1: just like showing so why would you how would you
Speaker 1: go to jail. Okay, I won't tell them. I just
Speaker 1: want to make sure this is because you know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So he was going hard, so I notice is
Speaker 3: a ye, this is a yn It was a YNN
Speaker 3: for sure. It looked like you know, he he looked
Speaker 3: like he had one of them bird chests.
Speaker 1: Like I could see it was.
Speaker 3: A younger dude because I don't see like grown men
Speaker 3: doing that.
Speaker 1: But also I don't see men now.
Speaker 2: I got a breakdown the other day, like a y
Speaker 2: N is like fourteen to twenty four or like eighteen
Speaker 2: to twenty four or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh, twenty five. No, this person was like twenty six,
Speaker 1: twenty seven. That's a big bro, okay, big bros. Twenty
Speaker 1: six to thirty.
Speaker 3: Four okay, and then what's next and then thirty four
Speaker 3: to forty is unk?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then after unk is og, after o G
Speaker 1: is elders. Okay, Well, so he was a he was
Speaker 1: a big bro.
Speaker 3: He was a big bro. Yeah, he's a big bro.
Speaker 3: But the girl was wearing like an Overnight T shirt.
Speaker 3: So that also made me think that this was like
Speaker 3: a younger.
Speaker 1: Du over ninety, Like she was sleeping in one of
Speaker 1: his tees and then she pulled her panties down, and.
Speaker 2: I was like, you was watching all of this, honey,
Speaker 2: what I don't really have curtains.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm watching. You also don't have Netflix. What's up?
Speaker 2: You're saying? You?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you? You?
Speaker 1: The guy from you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I am not you. You take that back? Well, you
Speaker 1: take it back. You you something? I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's just they're by the window. Now they are they
Speaker 2: a floor below you, same floor as you, or floor
Speaker 2: above same floor as me? Oh, so you can really
Speaker 2: see everything everything? You really watched this lady's and got
Speaker 2: panties off under.
Speaker 1: She was wearing fushia colored panties.
Speaker 3: She pulled the savage one and then I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, Like I was.
Speaker 1: My window was open. I was like, she's sucking at
Speaker 1: his death.
Speaker 3: And then I think he heard. I think their window
Speaker 3: was open, so he closed his blinds. So you lost
Speaker 3: your blessing. Yeah, I truly I would want to watch.
Speaker 2: Just you didn't want to watch you being loud about it.
Speaker 2: Oh you know I can't stop. Could you hear them?
Speaker 1: No, they could hear you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Damn yeah, girl. You know he had her pressed against
Speaker 1: that wind.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: She her hands was to the windows all literally AnyWho
Speaker 3: we did another soul? We did it, friend, it was
Speaker 3: all up and down and in between.
Speaker 1: And did you do did you take an edible?
Speaker 2: No? Okay, your eyes are just low. I'm hungry, I'm tired,
Speaker 2: you're well. I do feel like I took one, but
Speaker 2: I I did not.
Speaker 1: Your eyes are this is you right now? Yeah? Girl, Mess.
Speaker 2: Mess Yeah, okay, keep sending us your messages.
Speaker 1: Uh, reviews good and bad.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want to have sex near either of
Speaker 2: our buildings, keep hooking up near a window.
Speaker 1: Get that breeze, get that breeze on your book crack.
Speaker 3: All right, this has been an amazing episode of Mess.
Speaker 3: Solo solo solo dolo solo do app shout out to
Speaker 3: you for baby, We love you. I hope you have
Speaker 3: love of your life and food and your fridge because
Speaker 3: it's obviously you missing that right now.
Speaker 1: But we hope all things work out for you in Christ.
Speaker 1: We trust Amen Amen. Bye.
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