WEBVTT - Universe, Fix It 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:05.120 You're listening to mess. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:06.640 Girl. 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:11.440 You know who I bumped into yesterday? Who Daisy? 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:15.680 A beautiful, dark skinned British dress. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:19.240 She's married, she just had a baby. Get out of town. 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:20.960 The baby is like a year old. 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:22.160 Yeah. 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:23.880 I haven't seen Dais in forever. 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:27.000 Yeah that we did that birthday party for her years 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:28.200 ago and then I don't think. 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:29.000 I ever saw her after that. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:30.720 She was I was at the Soho House and she 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:34.320 was there, No way, Yeah, that's where the show was. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:36.080 Was it good? 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:37.600 It was? 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:41.680 I the bookie looks great, Yes, he looks it was. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.160 Yes, his show is getting his packed pack back packed? 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:44.320 Oh? 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:48.400 People were they was there? Wasn't staying last night? People 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.120 were like leaving. But it was a Monday. It was 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:51.960 a late Monday night show really. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.360 But it was when I did it, it was hot as 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:57.520 fuck and the weather no, no, no is hot. 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:58.520 It was hot in there. 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:01.560 Okay, I said, Oh they can't, I said, the membership, 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:03.680 they can't afford no ac, what's up? 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:08.760 What's tea? So T so whole house? But I will say. 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:10.679 That I would like to join a member's only club, 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.160 but I don't want to pay for it. So how 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:16.280 do we get me in to one of these things. 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:17.880 But I don't want to pay. I think it's you 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.280 gotta do a show, you gotta do a show. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:21.880 So what I'm hearing is I gotta do a show 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.840 at Dumbo because that's the house that I like, or 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:26.720 I got to do it at like the Ned or 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.720 Bond Street or one of these other places that you 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:32.920 got to do a show. Yeah, new house, Yeah that's 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:34.839 the one I forgot. But there's a bunch of stuff. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:36.840 There's members only clubs that we don't even know about. 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:41.640 I'll do a show, but like a silly show. Oh yeah, 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:44.440 because I feel like these people don't like stand up. 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:47.640 Like they'll be there and they're listening, but for some 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.240 reason they still like up tight. 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:52.840 It's like you're here. Yes, they are a little clinch. 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:55.280 It's not a theater. This is not a play like 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.440 this is. It's all about the give and take. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:02.800 Right, I give jokes and you also then get lefter 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:04.040 that I take exactly. 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.920 Yes, it's a you know, and a lot of the 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:09.720 times they be talking about these membership these people don't 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:10.720 have money like that. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:12.399 They make it seem like they're so rich. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:12.840 They're not. 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:14.120 They're just bad with their money. 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:17.000 Oh so you think if somebody's paying I don't even know. Like, 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:18.760 let's say they're paying an extra. 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.360 I think it's five thousand dollars for the year thirty 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:22.079 five hundred dollars. 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.799 So you're saying they got five extra thousand dollars a year. 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.760 But they that doesn't mean that they're rich exactly. People 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:30.920 are bad with bad yes, you know that. You know 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:34.040 that this is America and people are bad money. Hey, hello, 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.120 bad with money me. 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:39.840 Some of my favorite people are bad with money. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:44.400 Yeah, But I'm like, I'm never going to spend that 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:47.280 much money all at once. I'm gonna spend the money, 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:52.200 but eventually, eventually. But the way the way late night, 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:53.919 I'd be looking at stuff when I open and I 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.320 was just like and then It's like, what the fuck? 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:58.799 What did I just buy? Yeah? 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:02.600 That stupid I think that I never really did, but 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.880 I'm doing it a lot. In twenty twenty five, I 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.440 got this late night or or I folks see with 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.280 my laptop like close to the bed and I'll wake 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.280 up in the morning before my alarm sometimes and I'd 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.919 be like, maybe just check my email, and I'll get 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:17.679 on my laptop and I'd be like, oh, cause you 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:19.200 know the ads will pop up. 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:21.639 They do right next to the little gmails. 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:24.080 Yeah, and you'd be like, oh I was or Revolve, 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:27.720 Oh I was on such and such I did. Oh 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:30.920 they got they got new blouses. It like you know 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:33.160 how they get me? You know it's mess emails. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.520 No, no, no, an ad will pop up because you're like, oh, 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.560 I actually do like that top and then I look 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.280 at that. I'll click it and then like put your 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.880 put your email in for that ten percent off. And 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:45.880 I said, now I'm in. Now I gotta get the 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:49.120 ten percent off of this fucking Instagram shirt that I 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.320 know when I get it, it's not gonna fit right, 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:53.240 it's going to cintegratee. The color is not gonna look 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:53.520 like that. 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.560 And it's gonna be printed on one side exactly white. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.120 On the other side, it's not gonna give the way 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:00.720 it's giving on this model. And a lot of times 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:03.800 it's just the body, like they look good, so whatever 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:05.400 they put on is gonna look good on it. And 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:08.040 then I get it, and why do I look like 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:10.440 you know, what's. 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:15.040 The doll from Rugrets, Cynthia, Cynthia. I look like Cynthia 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:15.280 in it. 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:19.200 Cynthia, she's a really cool dancer. Cynthia. She's a really 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:19.799 cool girl. 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:21.920 That's the song I see in my hair when I'm like, 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:23.920 I'm gonna go to bed early tonight, and then cut 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:25.880 to me at two am dancing in front of the mirror. 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:30.160 Cynthia. She's a really cool dance Cynthia. She's a really 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:32.320 cool girl. Maybe I'll be Cynthia for Halloween this year. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.000 I think that would be cute. I'm gonna figure out 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:35.560 how to do the ball spot. I'm gonna do it. 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:36.599 It ain't hard for me. 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:41.800 Yeah. 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.080 Yo, I went to this hair salon that's close to 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:44.479 the crib. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.560 I passed it all the time, but I went the 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:50.040 other day, and you know, I made an appointment. 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.440 I got my hair washed, I got a deep condition, 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:53.440 I got. 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.800 A trim, and I'm going to actively work on growing 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.920 my like growing my natural hair back out. 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:01.280 I see this journey for you. 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:03.200 Yeah, yeah, I mean you can see some of them 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:07.279 sticking out because it's shorter now. But yeah, I just 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:11.000 I feel like I'm gonna it's right there. It's like 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.320 the universe was like girl, fix it, fix the edges. 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:15.839 I bought some of the products that they have in 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:19.520 the thing for my edges, and I'm just gonna maintain it. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.919 I'm gonna keep my protective styles in for like a 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.440 month at a time. Take them out, watch it at 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:27.400 this place, treat it, get another protective style. 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:33.520 It just needs ten dollars because I need to go 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:36.320 to Turkey. Once I get a new hairline, then I 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.480 could start my my new hair journey. 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:43.240 I think I want to go to Turkey this summer. Really, yeah, damn, 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:44.040 you won't have the money. 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:49.120 Then, I mean, I'm go. I have to talk to 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:49.719 the universe. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.000 Okay, and let's talk to the universe because I really 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.160 need I want this. But the thing is is that 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.720 once you do it, you out. You out for like 0:05:56.760 --> 0:06:00.920 three months because your hair grows and then it like 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:04.560 falls out, and then the new hair grows and then 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.200 you can't be throwing awag on top of that. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:09.040 So it's like, so what you're gonna do? So these 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:10.200 so these men. 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.600 Who be going to Turkey, which I saw. I met 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:16.159 a guy today. He was like, oh, let me show you. 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.039 He I mean, when I tell you, he had like 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.800 a strip but then just bald on the side, like 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:26.480 it looked like a premature mohawk situation going on. He 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:28.880 was like, yeah, I went to Turkey. I spent the 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:32.640 extra money because I didn't want to be near anybody 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:34.320 while I was getting this procedure done. 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:38.440 And he's got a full head of hair. It looks beautiful, 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:39.799 and it's too thick. 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:42.000 It's not too thick because sometimes the Turk is doing 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:44.279 they be coming back real ruggable. 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:45.240 No no, no, no no. 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.720 And he was like, yeah, let me show you when 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:49.400 they took everything off, and he's like, yeah, I was. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.520 I was walking around like that. I didn't care. Yeah, 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:52.000 they don't care. 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:54.080 They don't care because they know in a couple of 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.880 weeks they're gonna have tendrils. 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:59.279 He said, listen, this is you shooting with me in 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.080 the gym right now. You guys see me with the 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:03.640 little sprouts coming out, because let me tell you, in 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:05.560 three months, bitch, all these holes gonna. 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:06.640 Be on whin your time. He gonna be he not 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:07.880 no hats, he's gonna be. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:11.360 He's gonna be swooping that bang to the side like 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.360 he says chili out here. 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:17.920 He said chachia, like he's living his best life. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:21.640 It's funny because a lot more men now like like 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:24.600 going to Turkey or going up uptown and getting your 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:25.160 hair done. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:26.760 That's the new BBL for men. 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:30.400 It is because bbls are out for women and men 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:31.800 getting hair transplants are in. 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:33.080 And that's the new. 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:36.000 Like if you balled in twenty twenty five, you have 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.440 nobody to blame but yourself. 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:40.280 Yeah, because Turkey and they say they got amazing deals, 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:44.520 Like it's just way less. It's like one get one, yeah, 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:47.600 and so I would like that for myself. It's just 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.480 like there's a lot of things that need to line 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.000 up because once I do that, I won't be. 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:54.840 Able to work for a while. 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:57.760 So what I need is I need to go to 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:00.680 Turkey and then I need another pandemic to hit roll 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:03.000 out for three months, nobody could work, so I don't 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:04.320 feel like I'm missing out or anything. 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:06.520 Get the little stemmys going. 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:08.520 What I'm hearing is we need to start coaffing in 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:09.480 people's faces. 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:12.240 We need that Coviana part. 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:16.640 COVID twenty press, COVID twenty kana part twess because there 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:20.360 was the O marion, there is COVID then omarion, and 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:23.560 there was another virus that we don't know about. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:24.800 But it didn't really do my oviage. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:30.280 Plus Yeah, so now I need the Koviana tress so 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.360 that when I get my new hairline, we all out together. 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.800 We're all like waiting for my hair to grow out. 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.480 I'm not ready for another pandemic right now, though, what 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:40.520 I'm not ready? 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.920 Wait? I feel like the pandemic happens like once every 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:48.880 hundred years. So what was the first pandemic? Oh, the 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:52.240 Spanish flu? And what happened to the people. 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:57.119 A bunch of people died. That was in like nineteen 0:08:58.920 --> 0:08:59.959 nineteen or something like that. 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:09.959 You are the local historian of mess Hey, sirih, what's 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:10.880 the Spanish flute? 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:11.520 No? 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:12.760 When was the Spanish flut? 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:13.200 Well? 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.240 I need to know what it is. Oh, it's talking 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:16.640 to me about a Spanish flute. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:20.360 Oh okay, you got an accent. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:26.040 You know that? He's uh AnyWho? So yeah, I need that. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.079 Okay, So out for the summer. Okay, I guess we're 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:32.040 not doing that to start. We can do it in August, September, October. 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:35.599 Hey, if God blesses me the universe all that and 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:39.160 bless me by July, I think I can make it happen. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:44.360 But you know, things fell off a couple of weeks ago, 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:47.440 so you know my trajectory for the summer was looking, 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.880 you know, up, and now it's like I might have 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.480 to start from Scratchkin's. 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.440 What you mean? Your trajectory was looking at what happened? 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.920 Oh girl, we in that. Now that's not gonna be 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:58.520 the summer. 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:02.120 Don't you need like two weeks to recalibrate the cells 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:05.480 and the and the chemicals in the brain. You only 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:08.480 need two weeks or what is it twenty eight days? 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:11.200 The former habit the summer. The summer is more than 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:12.040 twenty one days. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:14.720 This is true, girl, But the year has just been 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:18.320 going by so fast that like I look up and 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:20.719 it's another motherfucking month, and I just I want to 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:21.439 hit the calendar. 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:21.679 Yo. 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.679 When I tell you, I decked the calendar, punched through that, 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:26.840 I like pop and it fell off and everything. I 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.760 was like, yeah, that's what I need. I need time 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:31.080 to slow the hell down. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:34.120 Well, what month is your calendar on right now? It's 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.200 if you keep it up to day, yeah, or you 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:38.160 like forget to flip it. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:41.040 And you know, wait a minute, I'm hey, I see 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.640 it every day and I've you don't do that. I 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:47.520 don't have a physical calendar in my whole you new school, 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:53.000 Yeah's too good for an actual calendar, and al, yeah, 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:56.120 I need to I want time to slow down just 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:56.679 a little bit. 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:57.480 But it's not. 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:00.959 It's gonna it's at a crazy speed. I've never seen 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:04.560 the year go by this fast. It's on ghost speed 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:05.199 race or go. 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:08.600 It's on two time speed, too fast, too furious. 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:14.000 It is literally tokyo drift and tyresee he's in the car. 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:18.319 What more do you want from me? That he wasn't 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.920 doing that? He was driving cars. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:29.320 Girl, anyway, nothing is more important than family. 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:33.720 Oh yes, thank you so much, Olive Garten. Yo, So 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:35.840 let me tell you. When you were gone, I went 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:39.280 to a couple of met gala parties. 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.320 Okay, this is on the list. Yeah i went. 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:46.720 I went with Dwayne, and I realized, yeah, I only 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:49.559 want to be at those parties if like I got 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:53.520 something going on, because it's like you're just there to 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:57.200 be around people who got something going on. And if 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:00.480 I was a pedestrian, that could possibly be cool. But 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.559 because I'm like one degree away from the people that 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:07.319 got something going on, I'm like, this ain't really that fun, 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:11.240 you know, because people are just sitting around looking to 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:14.920 be looked at, so people notice them. They're not having 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:18.840 a good time, and then the lines are long, and 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:21.120 you know, some people are dressed, some people are not, 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.600 and like you get scammed because you think this is 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.000 going to be a cool party. And we hopped to 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:30.280 like three or four parties and one night, and every 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:32.800 time we were going to another party, like the same 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.240 couple of people would be at the same party because 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.880 we're all hopping to find the better party. 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:43.719 But you are the party. So what parties were good? 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:45.920 What parties were not? Let's talk. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:48.640 Well, Kate Trnado was spinning and you know that is 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:53.440 my guy, but I absolutely will tell you I didn't 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:53.839 see it. 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:54.640 I was not. 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:57.080 I was not here for that. Like I loved him, 0:12:57.200 --> 0:13:01.080 but the vibes it wasn't. It wasn't like when we 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:03.080 went to go see him a couple of years ago 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:05.560 that was so much fun, even though it was like 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:07.720 packed to the brim hot, but we was in the VIP, 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:09.800 so we wasn't even dealing with all parties. Do feel 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:11.680 different when you in the VIP. I want to be 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:13.960 in the VIP. I don't want to be in the GA. 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.600 Was you were you at the party that Sissa was at? 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:19.280 Uh No, that was an after party and that was 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:22.400 this weekend. This was this was a This was supposed 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.800 to be Doci's after party at the Public Hotel. Yeah, 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.000 we were there, and you know the Public Hotel like 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:31.800 it's big, but it's not. No like that room like 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:35.360 it's hot ceilings, but mm hmm it was not really 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.040 it's not need we need to be spacious. I don't 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:39.760 want to be crammed on the dance floor. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:42.520 Did you see Doci? I did you see Doci? Yeah, 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:46.080 she probably didn't get that till she was doing her 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:46.720 laps too. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:51.160 I did see zindeya okay at which party at a 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.600 at the Crane Club later that night, which was supposed 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:58.120 to be Pharrell's party, and it was an UNO tournament. 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.720 Bitch I said, you have to stopped playing in my 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.640 face the husand Day playing no. But by the time 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.960 we got there, it wasn't a ton of people where 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.520 the tournament was happening. There was another party upstairs and 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.720 that was probably Whereas and Day it was at. But 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.920 we were on the regular floor and there was there 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:17.720 was a DJ and somebody you know on the mic 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:19.240 talking about look. 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:20.280 At all the fly ladies. 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:23.680 Yeah, dropped forward like it was just stupid. Like I 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:26.120 was like, who thought, who thinks this is funny? All 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:29.800 the fly ladies draw for this is game? Yeah? 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:33.480 Okay, h yeah, And then I saw Candy. Candy was 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:35.760 at every time, every time we went to a new party, 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:36.200 she was there. 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:38.280 Wait, so did you see Zendaya or not? 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.920 I did see day We were outside of the club 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:45.160 in the the what do you call those those cars, 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:48.760 the black car, the van, the sprinter pulled up and 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.720 like was all these paparazzi and it was like and 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.640 all of a sudden, the door got this bitch floated 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:55.240 into the club. 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:57.720 I don't even think her feet really touched the ground. Well, 0:14:58.000 --> 0:14:59.080 she just had that like dance. 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:02.520 She kind of like slithered in, like float slithered in 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:08.840 and she had like this burgundy rhymestoneish sequin dress and 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:09.520 hair is up. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:12.240 She looked phenomenal. I could not smell her, but I 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:13.360 know she smelled. 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:19.240 Oh absolutely, Oh she was so smelt and just money, money, money, money, money. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.640 She glides in and I'm like, why am I Why 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:23.240 am I poor? 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.680 Like I'm not not poor, but just saying like like 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:29.520 I see that that's the part of the celebrity You're 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:31.520 You're like, oh you ain't got to wait, You ain't 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:33.240 got to talk nobody. They already know you come in, 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:35.440 you go in, you say in for a little bit, 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:36.160 and then you walk out. 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:42.520 You're like the ghetto. All saw Chloe of Halle Fame 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.800 or was it Holly? I think Holly. I saw Haley 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:50.040 Haley and Kiki Okney. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:16:00.440 The girls just tiny. They're like smelled smooth, so tiny. 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:03.480 Yeah, I don't I've never seen Kiki before in like, 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:05.160 I don't know what her body was before she had 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:05.680 the baby. 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:07.360 Has she always been that small? 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:11.520 I think so every actor is short and they need 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:12.840 to fit into the screen. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.680 So everybody's everybody's poly pocket size. 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:18.240 And the really tall people are so tall that it's 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:20.040 like how do you even get in the frame? 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:21.880 Like everybody's on Apple box. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.640 Questions that need answers because the girls are tall, not 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:26.880 all the girls, the girls, but the girls tend to 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:28.640 be tall, and then the men are all real. 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:32.760 Short, very very Who else did I see? 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:38.080 I saw Padma she was she was at Doci's party. 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.760 I saw numerous people. 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:44.280 That I was like, yeah, you know what this is 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:44.880 for people? 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.040 This is not for me, But like, I don't know. 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:52.280 I think parties are cool when you're just there to 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:54.440 have a good time. When you're there trying to be 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:58.720 in the limelight, it messes up everything. Like even if 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:02.600 the music is good, everybody was so focused on who's looking. 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:06.760 Oh you know who I saw? What's that pink panthers? 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:08.679 Oh see that's somebody that if I saw her, I 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:09.840 probably wouldn't recognize it. 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:11.840 Well, she was on stage with Kate Tranada. There you go, 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:15.560 So that was cute. Who is that? Yeah? It was 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:16.880 a tiny and soyl. 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:18.240 It. 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:23.440 Just like I don't know, I'm never impressed with celebrities. 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.480 I'm not impressed with any of it because it's like, again, 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:31.000 we are one degree from all of that, and I 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:35.040 see what the people be going through, and it don't. 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:36.960 It all glitz and glay. It isn't. 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:40.040 And like the most fun we ever have is like 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:42.040 when none of that is on the table and we 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:45.040 at some random place in a corner doing our own 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:49.440 thing with like you know, Chay and Reggie and Amina 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:51.440 and just having a blast. 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:55.800 Buton med Gallow weekend fashion week, things like any weekend 0:17:55.840 --> 0:18:00.800 that's like super hyped up where everybody is out is 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:03.560 probably a more stressful weekend for even the celebrities, because 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:05.359 it's like they trying to go out and have a 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:06.600 good time, but it's more. 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:09.640 People in their face. It's more paparazzi. 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:13.320