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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. I do not like the person

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Speaker 1: that's on the phone to tell us a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret today. No, not personally. I don't really know them personally.

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Speaker 1: But remember, if you want to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, text in four one six one and tell

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Speaker 1: us you have a dirty little secret. Will let you

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Speaker 1: say anything on the show? You can say whatever you

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Speaker 1: want because we always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets a

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Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. But on the phone right now to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. Back hair and lots

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Speaker 1: of it? So annoying. What's up? Back hair and lots

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Speaker 1: of it? That's the one I've heard yet. Man, I

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Speaker 1: cannot back hair is the worst, and I don't. And

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Speaker 1: I'm not judging people with back hair. I have a

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Speaker 1: little bit of back hair, and I always try to

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Speaker 1: shave it. Yeah, if I can, I mean no, not

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Speaker 1: unless like I'm giving him a haircut, because I cut

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Speaker 1: his hair and then I'll just use the clippers on

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Speaker 1: his back. Yeah. But I don't have like a back

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Speaker 1: sweater you know, has any hair. I'm super self conscous

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Speaker 1: about back hair though. Why is that? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just don't want to be that guy. Well, but

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Speaker 1: if I'm buy the pool and I take off my

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Speaker 1: shirt and it's like how the pool I mean quite

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Speaker 1: a bit, but like his back hair is like almost nothing,

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Speaker 1: so he's literally tripping for nothing. Yeah okay, and I

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Speaker 1: mean in the rare opportunity. I guess if I'm buy

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Speaker 1: a pool, why not be back hair freez I don't

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Speaker 1: have to worry about it. Enough about me and my

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Speaker 1: hair issues. Are we talking about jewels hair? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: about you right now, back hair and lots of it

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Speaker 1: doesn't seem like it. You have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: I do ready for it. Yes, we're ready for it now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be thinking about back hair all day. Though

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Speaker 1: it's too late. Man, it's in there. Um all right,

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Speaker 1: here's I gotta get this off my chest, not my back,

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Speaker 1: my chest, okay, Sam Chester, it's patchy, it's kind of

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Speaker 1: it's just when I'm forty, so I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: come I don't think anymore it's gonna come in. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, okay. Um. So my dirty little secret is

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Speaker 1: that I use the jov lane even though it's just

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Speaker 1: me in the car. Oh no, okay, really, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's a big fine. I do that all the time, really, actually, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do. I just hope that I don't get pulled over.

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Speaker 1: You've got pretty tinted windows, so that helps. Even if

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Speaker 1: you do get pulled over, whatever, you just get a ticket. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like five. It depends on the time, and I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it depends when it is um but I do that

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Speaker 1: all the time. I just risk it, you know. I

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Speaker 1: love life on the edge. Yeahsk it for the biscuit.

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Speaker 1: I don't just like dive in there without you know, uh, precautions.

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Speaker 1: I'm more careful about it than that. So what do

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Speaker 1: you do then? Uh, well, one of those guys that

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Speaker 1: you one of those guys that has a dummy that

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Speaker 1: sits next to you in the back seat. Those people

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Speaker 1: get caught all the time, and the news Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure those guys get caught to get like the

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Speaker 1: full maximum fine every time because the cop is insulted. No.

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Speaker 1: I have a baby car seat in the back seat,

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Speaker 1: and I put a little blanket over it. And if

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Speaker 1: I know I'm going on the on the highway, I

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Speaker 1: put like a baby on board sticker and between those

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Speaker 1: two things with the untinted window. So far, so good.

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Speaker 1: You fake that you have a baby in the back, Yeah, pregnant,

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Speaker 1: you can get hi, Carci. My kids are bigger now.

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Speaker 1: And I was just like, I'm just gonna keep this

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Speaker 1: handy and then if I know I'm going on the road,

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Speaker 1: pop it in there. That's funny. Okay, Well, what if

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Speaker 1: you get pulled over, right and the cop wants to

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Speaker 1: see the baby? What should be a weird request? I

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Speaker 1: thought they would do that, but show me your baby?

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Speaker 1: What I mean is there, can you throw your voice

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Speaker 1: and make like a little baby cry, sound like her

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Speaker 1: mean it doesn't come up yet, but I gotta imagine, like,

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Speaker 1: who's the cop is gonna go show me the baby? Right?

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Speaker 1: I just have like at like it's I mean, I can.

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Speaker 1: I just channeled the you know, the panic of being

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Speaker 1: of having a baby who's just the first time he's

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Speaker 1: sleeping all day and just get real emotional about it.

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Speaker 1: And the bets they let me roll how like a

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Speaker 1: baby crying something you know on your bluetooth speaker like

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Speaker 1: in the back that's really smart. I sometimes sounds like

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Speaker 1: a rapty seat handy and if you know, I if

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Speaker 1: I could pop that in and be like, come listening

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Speaker 1: to Baby Shark over here, let me just like a

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Speaker 1: cute sleep please. Oh yeah, baby Shark, Baby Shark Shark.

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Speaker 1: As soon as you roll it on your window, baby

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Speaker 1: and baby Shark's playing, I'm sure you don't matter what

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Speaker 1: a cops fooling you over for it, they'll turn around

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Speaker 1: and get back in their car. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: hear that. Ye, go ahead, I've gotta have a good day.

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Speaker 1: They wouldn't even. They wouldn't even. I mean they would

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Speaker 1: totally believe you, Ystal, they would. Yeah, it seems full

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Speaker 1: proof to me. Thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret back hair and a lot of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret?