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Speaker 1: don't quit your day Hey what and what a better

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Speaker 1: topic to kick it off with the workaholics? Come on,

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Speaker 1: come on now, come we did we after seven seasons,

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Speaker 1: we did quit our day job and look at your

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Speaker 1: So don't and don't quit your day job is basically

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Speaker 1: saying like, don't pursue your dreams, right your dream Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a bullshit. It's like what you're sty I remember,

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Speaker 1: The peppercracker. He should we like produce a spinoff Workhalics

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