1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes, 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: that Kevin Pollock? Was that? No? My character in Tom 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: Banks's directorial debut, Boss Vic cost was in fact not 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: a radio DJ, but rather than suff for Clim Mattress, 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: King of Pittsburgh, dear peanuts and Crackerjacks. Over the years, 6 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: I've seen my fair share of alchemy. By definition, alchemy 7 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: is quote when a person or persons creates something through 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: a seemingly magical process. Not too long ago, while I 9 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,479 Speaker 1: was cleaning my car and the new the idea struck me. 10 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: What if I brought together the right creative people and 11 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 1: asked them to make stuff up based on my own 12 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 1: twisted ideas, and then offered a podcast of the seemingly 13 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 1: magical process and I could call it alchemy? When their hell, 14 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,880 Speaker 1: are you going to apply to some colleges so your 15 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: mother and I can throw all your money, all our 16 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 1: money away. Let's just start over, well, my pretties. After 17 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 1: a bit of title tinkering and rehearsal, I'm so very 18 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: proud to present to you another episode of Alchemy. This. 19 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,080 Speaker 1: Let's mean an archemists, shall we? In no particular to 20 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: say hello to Joey Grier, Jinkie, if a train from 21 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: New York leave Chicago AM and a different train leaves 22 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: Durantus at six when you're getting there, I want to 23 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 1: push it out. Next up, it's Vanessa raglan Venie. Can 24 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: I borrow some of your sunny disposition until next week? Absolutely? 25 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: I'll spiral into depression. Hey, it's Creig at Cows. Everybody, 26 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: Craig did care how much about anything else? WHOA? Sorry, 27 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: I'm sorry? On my phone? Hey, Cap, what's going on? Then? Hey, 28 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: buddy boy, Well it's guests, Craig Gagliardi. Nope, it's Mark Gagliardi. 29 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: I've got it right here, and Craig's right it. My 30 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: eyes drift so easily. I was also on my phone, 31 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: Craig Gargliardi. I'm sorry. Markowski is here and I just 32 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: want to thank you very much, Mark Gagliardi, thank you 33 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: for guesting to day. Thanks for having me. Yeah, we're 34 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: so very excited and I'll work again. This is such 35 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: a good rehearsal. Letting want to stop? Uh, Marcus, can 36 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: you sit down and uh get down and be a 37 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:15,679 Speaker 1: bad pla majama like you did in your youth. I can, 38 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 1: but I don't know if I may uh put on 39 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,799 Speaker 1: pants that no longer fit. If you think him least 40 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: it's James Heeney, Jimmy June. Can I call you Carl? Yea. 41 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 1: Let's begin our first suggest scene. Suggestion comes from your 42 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: listener mail remember right to us at your name here 43 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: at alchemy this dot com. Your name here at alchemy 44 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 1: this dot com. Don't forget to tell everyone you've ever 45 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: met to listen to the show and write a review 46 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: and subscribe. Use So this one is from Martin the Legas, 47 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: who wrote High Alchemists. I really enjoy your podcast. It 48 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: makes me laugh out loud when I commute on the 49 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: bus to school to school. I think it could be 50 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: kind narrows it down between what like twelve and twenty two? Sure, 51 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: I think it could be. I mean I took a 52 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: bus to school. Wait before twelve? Did you? Yeah? Like five? 53 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: You mean a school bus? A school bus. You could 54 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 1: also take the bus to grad school in your late fifties. 55 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,359 Speaker 1: We gotta stop recording this on a bus. I think 56 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 1: it could be quite funny. Do you do you hear 57 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: about a conference or reunion between gods of different religions 58 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,920 Speaker 1: in particular, a discussion between Zeus, the Christian god, odin 59 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: Patah the Egyptian god. Alternatively, Oh, thank goodness, Alternatively, it 60 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: would be funny for a conversation between their evil god entities. Nope, 61 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: it's not an Oh, sisterus Egyptian god and the dead 62 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: as well as the devil Hell norc goddess of the 63 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: dead and the afterlife. Keep up the alchemy. What school 64 00:03:53,600 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: does this? Finally we get to flex our pata. Yes, 65 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 1: it's a reunion. It's a class reunion of all god 66 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: water wine water wine water so good that. No, it's not. 67 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: It's cheap. How many followers do you all have, because 68 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 1: I'm tapping up into about a hundred million followers worldwide, 69 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 1: and it's bragging every time we do that. I'm not 70 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 1: I'm not bragging. Please everyone help yourself to some skaki 71 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 1: or some grape leaves or any of the hummus. It's 72 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: so nice of you to bring that here. Where you 73 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: been what you been up to? Oh, you know, it's 74 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: just you know, in Egypt where I am from, and 75 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 1: I'm sure y yeah, yeah, a lot of people forget 76 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: a lot of name. You know, there's been a change 77 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 1: of regime there recently that that that I that that 78 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: that I controlled. You know, still a lot of crocodiles, 79 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 1: there a lot of waiting birds. Yeah. Anyway, these grape 80 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 1: leaves are nuts, so so please, you know, help yourself 81 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: the one. They're very good. Yeah, I might have one 82 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 1: of those. When do we think our arch enemies are 83 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: going to get in here? Because I'd kind of link 84 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:23,359 Speaker 1: to be prepared this time. Relax. Yeah, I understand. Relax 85 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: is easy for you, but they show up in the 86 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: mood just changes immediately. Venus relax. All right, it's just 87 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 1: chill and you're beautiful, by the way. You have nothing 88 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,839 Speaker 1: to worry about the body like that. Well, you're too kind, 89 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 1: too curving. I work out, I'm on a regimen and uh, 90 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: I just I'm tempted for a great leaf. I'm just 91 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,160 Speaker 1: a little concerned what it's going to do in my shape. Okay, 92 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: one grape leave is gonna do it. Also use the 93 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 1: power on that, yeah, I mean you can. You've also 94 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 1: got kind of a butter chilli figure, so very on 95 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 1: the larger side. Look, I gotta say, I gotta say this, 96 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: this kind of drives me crazy every time you start 97 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: talking about your figure. I'm a fatted calf. Okay, look, 98 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 1: but nobody says ball you look great. Come on, relax. 99 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 1: You don't need to you don't need that. I'm sorry, 100 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,160 Speaker 1: I don't. You're a good luck you're talking about the followers, 101 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: you're talking about your body. I just feel like it's 102 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna eat some of these grape believes. It's 103 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 1: fun to have you around. We don't eat all the 104 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 1: great believes. No, there we go, pantageous. I'm sorry, So 105 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: I to get back to it. I got a hundred 106 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: some million followers. What do you do? It's just crazy. 107 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: It's just like I don't I didn't do. Who do 108 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 1: I do? What I do? Just let's get that to 109 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: that list. What do you do? I do a lot 110 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,080 Speaker 1: of miracles? Are you doing that? Venus? What was the 111 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: last three miracles you did? Raised a kitten from the dead, 112 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:58,359 Speaker 1: found someone's keys, and I turned oil off. There's no 113 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: more oil. So you turned oil off? Turned oil off? 114 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,840 Speaker 1: What so? What was the purpose of that? It was 115 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: kind of like a penance thing when it was oil on. Yeah, 116 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 1: that's a great question. I don't mean to prod. No, 117 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 1: it's fine. Just oil has been on for while. People 118 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: and using oil, you know, just droying the earth, and 119 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 1: that I was like oils off. So I just kind 120 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: of took off oil, turned off oil from the inner 121 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: inside of the earth. We're not talking about olive oil. 122 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 1: All I could think of is olive psychos. I'd love 123 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 1: some olive oil oil. Wow. Wow, look at the loser cloth. Yeah, 124 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 1: I'm the Osiris of this ship. Yeah, this looks pretty bad. 125 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 1: I think maybe somebody should have gotten some better outfits. 126 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 1: You just want to stick with the original era that 127 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 1: you were from. Why are you here? What do you want? 128 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: I graduated from here too. I can be here do 129 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 1: pump up sketchers. They are pump up sketchers and there 130 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: it's super tight. It looks like they're hurting your feet. 131 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:08,560 Speaker 1: They do hurt, but I look so good. I do 132 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: to well. I've just been playing some tricks here and 133 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: they're getting some prank videos out, and I you know 134 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 1: I'm doing. I mean, it's the best day to be 135 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 1: low key, I'll tell you that much. When you're making 136 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 1: pranks and there's videos, they get strings, they get likes, 137 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: they get subscribes. What I do? What do you do 138 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,320 Speaker 1: with all that? I don't I just take you don't 139 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:32,680 Speaker 1: love to feel better about yourself what you do. Of course, 140 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:40,319 Speaker 1: I have two million followers. It's incredible. If it has 141 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: an egg as a picture, it's a bot. That's my understanding. Yeah, 142 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 1: they got eggs? Well a calf every time? What do 143 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,920 Speaker 1: you what? Can you want some eggs? Yeah? I'm just 144 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Speaker 1: what I mean? What can we get you? Just I'll 145 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 1: be over with the food table. Oh yeah, Cyrus wants 146 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:04,959 Speaker 1: some eggs. What's what's up? Man? What's up? Guys? Egyptian 147 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,640 Speaker 1: got of the underworld here? Yeah, we know, we know. 148 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,840 Speaker 1: We have been enemies for many years. What are you 149 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: trying to accomplish this time? Every time? You got something? 150 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 1: Trying to kill more people? So they gets the underworld? 151 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: Old cy about more gold chains? Maybe that would work 152 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:29,000 Speaker 1: for you? Yeah, man, I love gold chains. I'm wait 153 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:32,880 Speaker 1: down by how many gold chains I have school now? 154 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Have you tried silver? Just for mix it up? 155 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,440 Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I love silver, I love gold, 156 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:44,880 Speaker 1: I love cats, I love ibis is, okay, both love Yeah, 157 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 1: we love we love wading birds, we love you know 158 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 1: all the other things that they write in the hieroglyphics. 159 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 1: You know that's cute that you have something in common. 160 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: We were worried. I am going to just say it. 161 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 1: We were worried about when you guys got here, if 162 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,160 Speaker 1: the mood was going to change. But this is fun 163 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 1: common and we got nothing. Relaxed, relaxed Cyrus. Yeah, it's obvious. 164 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,400 Speaker 1: Put this, Put this go pro in the corner. What 165 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 1: it is obvious who you are? It's absolutely obvious. There Atlas, 166 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:19,520 Speaker 1: the strongest, strongest God. Yeah, so could you do something 167 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: about these two knuckleheads if I wanted to? Exactly? But 168 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:29,440 Speaker 1: I've kind of got my handsful with the globe, the 169 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,480 Speaker 1: globe for one where people would die. That's what it's 170 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,360 Speaker 1: like to be me. Can I just cover some new 171 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,880 Speaker 1: business here? We talked about speaking of the planet Earth 172 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,360 Speaker 1: in your grass, We talked about moving on to another planet. 173 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 1: Can we just discuss that I would love the break? 174 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 1: Please something? And I'm good here? Okay, so if you 175 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,760 Speaker 1: all want to move sounds good? I mean to be fair, 176 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,000 Speaker 1: the world has kind of agreed that they're just gonna 177 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,319 Speaker 1: call me God. I've got a letter here from they 178 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:01,600 Speaker 1: haven't agreed. That is such a west point of it's not. 179 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:05,920 Speaker 1: I got a letter here to you actually from Poseidon. Okay, 180 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 1: please leave that's what that's all. Well, if he wants 181 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,280 Speaker 1: to say that in my face instead of saying that 182 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,480 Speaker 1: from his watery fucking bathroom or the hell he is. 183 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:16,600 Speaker 1: And if anything, his realm is getting bigger and bigger 184 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,760 Speaker 1: all the time, so he should be happy, right, I'm 185 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 1: the password is polar caps. Your ship's melting. He ship's melting. 186 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 1: He ship's melton? What the hell's in melting? Melting? So 187 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: you lose the gene you put in a post melting melting? Guys? 188 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:42,600 Speaker 1: Who made these wings? Hey? Those are my wings? Let 189 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:46,280 Speaker 1: go of those? Oh no, no, those are not for eating. 190 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,960 Speaker 1: Okay those wings? Y'all turned? Everyone turn good? Oh yeah, yeah, 191 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 1: everyone good? Great? Fine, I'm fine, everything's fine. I'm good. 192 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,680 Speaker 1: I'm I'm working from home at the moment. It's all good. 193 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 1: Why do you look like you're about to cry. I'm 194 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:06,320 Speaker 1: not about to cry. I'm not. It's so good, So Harpy, 195 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:10,319 Speaker 1: sever looks so nice. You're so positive when things are good. 196 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,080 Speaker 1: People don't say things are good. You don't know. You 197 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 1: really look like you're about to cry. Got some wings? 198 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:27,240 Speaker 1: You can't eat those? Can't you quarter about? Just get 199 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 1: it right through? Oh? Wow? Did you shine in by 200 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 1: the way, I think so, I think I did. Oh wow, 201 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 1: cheaper as I was. I didn't mean to kill the couple. 202 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,839 Speaker 1: You're taking a lot of the focus right now. We 203 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 1: don't know how to help change the energy. What do 204 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:46,360 Speaker 1: you need? Let us help you. I kind of got 205 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,320 Speaker 1: my hands full. You guys have to keep laughing. It 206 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 1: is funny everything. Help us help you. Yeah, Like it 207 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 1: looks like a quick list of what we can do 208 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,240 Speaker 1: to make your existence. It's good. First of all, we 209 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:04,320 Speaker 1: could say, by day a little bit more stronger. You know, 210 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 1: all right, let's go around and do that. I'm just 211 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 1: getting weaker. Is it beetle juice? It's not okay? But 212 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:13,960 Speaker 1: it bloody Mary. It's not fucking bloody Mary. Come on, y'all, 213 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:18,200 Speaker 1: remember yeah, Rumpel, still scared. Come on, I'm not a 214 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 1: fai bub, a real guy. Come on, help me Mercury. 215 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,840 Speaker 1: It's not mercury. Come on, I'm gonna be honest, none 216 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 1: of us. Remember you? You look different. I think you 217 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:35,200 Speaker 1: just look. Why did always about weight? You guys? Come on, 218 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 1: David koresh, David Crest, come on, y'all. You know, are 219 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,439 Speaker 1: not the last I don't know. I didn't I haven't 220 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:47,360 Speaker 1: changed it all? Were you always this weeping? No? I didn't. 221 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:53,520 Speaker 1: But look this way, y'all, y'all not tipping my tongue. 222 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 1: It's that say it. Come on, this is for God's only. 223 00:13:56,360 --> 00:14:01,040 Speaker 1: You know I could about dude fair. You know that 224 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 1: the tooth fairy. Technically God, I don't know, but I 225 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 1: don't know what this is. It's Americana. Come on now, 226 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:12,439 Speaker 1: Zeus would never act this. Zeus. You're not Jesus about 227 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:25,680 Speaker 1: Jesus Crampus. Let h context clue. I'm a Celtic god. Celtic. 228 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 1: We didn't write, They didn't write down anything. That's probably 229 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,760 Speaker 1: why y'all don't remember. It was morrible, the tradition pasted 230 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 1: out by language. Do you remember me? You're disappearing right 231 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:43,760 Speaker 1: front of is he going away? Say my name beetle 232 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 1: Juice one more time? I think it needs to be 233 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:54,240 Speaker 1: said three times, right, Beetle Juice. Hey, you guys, somebody 234 00:14:54,720 --> 00:15:02,520 Speaker 1: name pet Juice. What are you doing here? Holy crap? 235 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 1: What is going on here? Well, it's a meeting. It's 236 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:09,680 Speaker 1: a reunion of gods. Whoa Usually I just would have 237 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 1: been like an attic or like a kid's party or 238 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,480 Speaker 1: something like. Yeah, it's weird to be at the god's reunion. 239 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,800 Speaker 1: I was not expecting this. Tell us about yourself? Yeah, well, 240 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 1: I like Stripes. You know the movie? Yeah, the movie movie. 241 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 1: It's a great movie, the first hour and from there 242 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:34,400 Speaker 1: when it goes to the Eastern k like Full Metal 243 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 1: Jacket in the first parts. Great. I wish I had 244 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:47,160 Speaker 1: time to see movies. Oh yeah, shake your hand, but 245 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: you got trans full. Well, this is a tree. You 246 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:57,400 Speaker 1: must recognize this one, right. You know me? You know me? 247 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 1: Please say my night, You're please my name. I'm gonna die. 248 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:11,480 Speaker 1: You don't Beyonce it she's a god where from her 249 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 1: voice is like that of the angel. I'm gonna be 250 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 1: perfectly honest with you. I have I have no idea 251 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,680 Speaker 1: who you are, Okay, grect because we just you know, 252 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,440 Speaker 1: we had home home room together, and all that we 253 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,480 Speaker 1: had home room together. You are in home room with Beetles. 254 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 1: I don't think he's a god. He's not a god. 255 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:37,880 Speaker 1: It doesn't feel right three times, be just bea So 256 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 1: let's get back to uh. None of us know who 257 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:44,120 Speaker 1: you are. Please. I think we take a vote as 258 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:49,560 Speaker 1: to whether we lose this entity or find out from 259 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: you who you are. And while you're here, you I 260 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,760 Speaker 1: you're a Celtic. You know that it was an oral history. 261 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 1: We gathered that that all of us are forgotten. We 262 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:05,840 Speaker 1: have no texts, are never new. Has anyone paid homage 263 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:11,040 Speaker 1: to you by building a pyramid? Braveheart? Any sort of 264 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:16,120 Speaker 1: powers that might help us? Okay, name one? I can move? Hey? 265 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,000 Speaker 1: You can move? Hey? People that can move? Hey? I mean, yeah, anybody? 266 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 1: So you're a farmer. I remember that you're a wrestler 267 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:30,160 Speaker 1: named hay Stack Calhoun wrestler. Oh he could move hey, 268 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,280 Speaker 1: like nobody's business, but only while the sun showed? Am 269 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:41,440 Speaker 1: I right? You are? Yeah? Man, attentional guns. The dances 270 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,520 Speaker 1: have begun. Please select your partner and make your way 271 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:55,199 Speaker 1: to the dance floor. God ven, I guess it's you 272 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,360 Speaker 1: and me. Then it's great. I can't believe we get 273 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:01,800 Speaker 1: the teams together. All right? These don't touch my eight nipples, 274 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 1: no problem. Did you get any clues as to who 275 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,480 Speaker 1: that was? I don't know what he moves? Hey, he's 276 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: a hey shift. So we were all so free with 277 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,639 Speaker 1: we were saying where we were from. But our deal 278 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,200 Speaker 1: one right, because we're all so involved that I think 279 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,480 Speaker 1: we need to remind you exactly. We just need to 280 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,720 Speaker 1: chime in and help each other. Nothing. Yeah, and just 281 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,840 Speaker 1: really sort of petties wearing kilt. I don't get it. 282 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:33,280 Speaker 1: Uh so how are things? Oh? Keep grinding on right, 283 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:37,200 Speaker 1: getting better. That's why I'm here. I wish I could 284 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,280 Speaker 1: grab you as soon as your are no longer full. 285 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,719 Speaker 1: I need a new bit. Do you I think I 286 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 1: think this one's great? You would? Well, what do you rather? Drinks? 287 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:56,200 Speaker 1: Pun intended? Um? Multitasking is not one you can hold 288 00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:03,800 Speaker 1: the focus? Yes, clearly. So let's see ball. I'm the 289 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,280 Speaker 1: one who gave him a ticket to get in. He's 290 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:10,439 Speaker 1: got hermie's ticket. It's a wink. What. Don't make a 291 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,400 Speaker 1: big deal out of it. Don't make a big deal 292 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,600 Speaker 1: out of it. This is this This guy came in 293 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,960 Speaker 1: here and nobody knows what's going on. Hilarious. I gotta 294 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Speaker 1: go pro in the camera. I'm filming it. It's gonna 295 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,359 Speaker 1: be great. Oh my god, Loki, I swear you gotta 296 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,119 Speaker 1: just keep your mouth shut. Okay, Look, it's hard for 297 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 1: me to keep my mouth shut when there's so much 298 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 1: delicious food. Okay, hey, do you want to stop dancing 299 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,159 Speaker 1: and go over to the food table? Stop dancing to 300 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,159 Speaker 1: the food tabe. All right, don't spike the punch. I 301 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,560 Speaker 1: know you like branks too late. Only drink the one 302 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,880 Speaker 1: on the right. Wait, what can I get you, fellows? Hey, 303 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,560 Speaker 1: I'll have the one on the right, man, go ahead, 304 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:48,639 Speaker 1: nothing at all? What did you deal by the way, slippery? No? No, no, 305 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 1: up to something antics hid jinks? All right? What do 306 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:58,360 Speaker 1: you drink? Water? Weird? Hey? Wait, did you say Hermi's? 307 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,560 Speaker 1: Is that who? That was? No? No, no, no, I 308 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: took Hermie's ticket to awless man. It's a homeless bit. 309 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:12,080 Speaker 1: Don't tell anybody though, I'm the one true God. Bow 310 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:20,400 Speaker 1: down before me. Hey, what's up everywhere? You? What did 311 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:24,160 Speaker 1: I miss? Um? There's a new guy walking around somewhere. 312 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 1: Maybe you could help us figure out we cannot place him? 313 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 1: Oh yes, that Celtic god. Yeah yeah, can you say 314 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 1: you know him? The hay Shifter. He's very he's very needy. 315 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,720 Speaker 1: It's all we've been able to get out of him. 316 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:41,760 Speaker 1: All knowing, all powerful, Jehovah. Look, I am all knowing, 317 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:47,199 Speaker 1: I am all powerful, omniscient, omnipotent, and I don't know 318 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 1: this fucking guy's name. Yeah, since you all are knowing 319 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,680 Speaker 1: and all powerful. I've always wanted to ask you this real, 320 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:59,560 Speaker 1: real battle, who would win a scenario if I could 321 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:04,679 Speaker 1: get like the whole thing? No, I specifically actually Batman Superman. Oh, 322 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,640 Speaker 1: you don't Superman. It's going to be Superman. It has 323 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,560 Speaker 1: to be right. Batman just has devices, yes, right, but 324 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 1: still Batman had kryptonite. Okay, wait, wait, wait, don't put 325 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:29,439 Speaker 1: that down the whole planet. Let's get your name, shall we. 326 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 1: Sane two was ripped from the headlines. That's right, ripped 327 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,399 Speaker 1: from the headlines. I saw the headlines and I ripped 328 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: out this part. Uh. This past Christmas. Even the cruise 329 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,119 Speaker 1: ship the Empress of the Seas was headed for Cuba, 330 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,480 Speaker 1: but changed its course for Jamaica due to weather, and 331 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,280 Speaker 1: that is how it ended up in the path of 332 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:06,879 Speaker 1: two fishermen from Costa Rica who had been adrift for 333 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty days. Volleyball courts are now open. 334 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,800 Speaker 1: All people on the ship. I want to play volleyball. 335 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:25,520 Speaker 1: They're of the volleyball courts are open. Oh I love volleyball. O, honey, 336 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: look over the edge, what what is that? Our what 337 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,840 Speaker 1: not is? It looks like a little boat and it's 338 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:38,800 Speaker 1: a dingy Dany oh well, captain, captain, Yeah, there's my 339 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 1: wife has just spotted a day over the side of 340 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,920 Speaker 1: the boat. There's a little boat and it looks like 341 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,400 Speaker 1: the people in there. Point to the boat. It's right 342 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,560 Speaker 1: and look for yourself. It's right over the edge. You 343 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,840 Speaker 1: can see it. Okay, well it's directly down below. Oh 344 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,960 Speaker 1: it's a close boat, just very usually one with the 345 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: boats out there. And not to get all not like 346 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:05,960 Speaker 1: lor yards are not as we say. Way, but that's 347 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,920 Speaker 1: a little budd is just rot there flat. It's right 348 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,960 Speaker 1: down below. All of us are funny. I had to 349 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:17,080 Speaker 1: be a captainately, that's what it's like. Should we send 350 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,000 Speaker 1: the ladder down for them? Okay? Do you know where 351 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,520 Speaker 1: the ladder is there for you? The captain? You don't 352 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,840 Speaker 1: know where the ladder is. I know where the ladder. 353 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:33,000 Speaker 1: I'll have a cabin boy again, cabin amazing, thank you. 354 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 1: I'm loving this shipworth sailing. Got a big upside from 355 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,000 Speaker 1: the lovely pals. Yeah, okay, kept having emergency of an emergency? 356 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,439 Speaker 1: Is it on the lad deck? Is the morgencing on 357 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 1: the lado day? If the emergency is on the lad deck, 358 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 1: is a prowery And if it's not the lad Dick 359 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,119 Speaker 1: is not a proud it's on the leado deck. This 360 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,080 Speaker 1: is I'm sorry. We're gonna get back to the dingy. 361 00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:58,920 Speaker 1: In the minute we got on the margin, all the 362 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,200 Speaker 1: balls have fallen over board. The nets did not catch 363 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,480 Speaker 1: any of the volleyballs. Captain kiss any of the ball, 364 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:10,280 Speaker 1: the balls of them. If nobody heard the screaming are 365 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,439 Speaker 1: we out of volley ball, we were saying we are 366 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,480 Speaker 1: at cereal ball. Was announcement just went laughed, and it 367 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,119 Speaker 1: was adviting people to apply voli ball. Captain. I know 368 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,919 Speaker 1: that's why he came up here. The announcement went letter 369 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,600 Speaker 1: on his rip off people's heads. Both we have to 370 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 1: do something immediately and people are gonna die. Here's me. 371 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:36,080 Speaker 1: I'm looking for the volleyball court. Get off the impress 372 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:39,680 Speaker 1: of the seas man mistakes or dying, And he landed 373 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:44,760 Speaker 1: on that little langey ball. Should we should do something 374 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 1: helpful for them? I want to tell the cabin boy 375 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,880 Speaker 1: was the captain? Why do you report to the cabin 376 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm just telling you about the times of 377 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,199 Speaker 1: him because it's rather here. Things a laugh, Okay, So Neil, 378 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,520 Speaker 1: let's get down something else. I know in the midst 379 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,000 Speaker 1: of a one drama. But look downstairs because we got 380 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,080 Speaker 1: some company. Oh my god, like I laid it on 381 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,120 Speaker 1: that boat. Yes, and then it's a boat there. Oh god, 382 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 1: there's people on the water. What do we do about that. 383 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,240 Speaker 1: We need to get the balls first, captain. If we don't, 384 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 1: there's gonna be so many more people did on this 385 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 1: boat than those two men who are on that point. 386 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:22,439 Speaker 1: Maybe we can get fantastic nail. I'm gonna jump down 387 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 1: there and tell him again, this is not It looks 388 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:33,640 Speaker 1: like that man broke his legs. Nancy. I think we 389 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,680 Speaker 1: should go get a ladder for them. I don't think that, Papa. Well, 390 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Speaker 1: I look at it doesn't sound like the captain knows 391 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,479 Speaker 1: what's going I can hear you, and I don't know 392 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 1: what's going on. We gotta ship storm at sea? Well, yes, 393 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 1: and when we need a ladder, and I frankly don't 394 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,600 Speaker 1: even care about the volleyballs if there were now four 395 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,360 Speaker 1: minutes because you're not allowed on the later deck. That's 396 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:56,439 Speaker 1: where our premium customers. I didn't realize we didn't have 397 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,479 Speaker 1: premium customers, so I signed us up late. I'm sorry, 398 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,360 Speaker 1: it's not my Do you have a window in the room. 399 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,640 Speaker 1: Or do you have a thicker that looks like a window. 400 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 1: It's a sticker? Yeah without waiter, waiter, waiter, waiter. Yes, 401 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:16,040 Speaker 1: I'd like some more bloody Mary's, some taquitos and burgers. 402 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:20,760 Speaker 1: Please sing to the table, three of each. They will 403 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:27,040 Speaker 1: be right. Thank you. You're getting particularly tanned. Thank you. 404 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,119 Speaker 1: I have all the medicine to cure melanoma. No reason 405 00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,640 Speaker 1: not to get a little tanner than usual. Shall I 406 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:43,160 Speaker 1: put a little more lution on your back? Oh? Let 407 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,720 Speaker 1: me just get that as sep it out with my 408 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:51,160 Speaker 1: hand sanitizer. Thank sanitizer. Anyone please use the hand sanitizer 409 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:56,680 Speaker 1: because viruses travel quickly on Kenny? Is it? Yes? Kenny? 410 00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,680 Speaker 1: I was wondering if you could get us something to drink. Kenny. Okay, 411 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,399 Speaker 1: didn't you just place an order with that? But I 412 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,800 Speaker 1: don't think he's very good. I'm sorry. Were you over 413 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,360 Speaker 1: hearing our order? I hear everything on the ship? Oh? 414 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,440 Speaker 1: Is that so? Can you remind us what you do? 415 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:17,040 Speaker 1: I'm a all purpose steward. Okay, then you should be too, thinks. Okay, 416 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:22,160 Speaker 1: please use the hand sanitizer because you're fine, will use it? 417 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:28,240 Speaker 1: Can he give me a square the butt crack. What's that? 418 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,359 Speaker 1: We're still doing? Kenny down here? You throw me over? 419 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:37,000 Speaker 1: Your son's a benches down? What's happening? We had a DJ? 420 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,679 Speaker 1: Terribly sorry, Yes, there's a there's a dinghy ding just 421 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: a little dinghy. What does that even mean? These volleyballs? 422 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:49,640 Speaker 1: This is nothing? Who do them up at all? What's 423 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,720 Speaker 1: happening over there? I'm sorry, I'll we'll turn up the 424 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:58,040 Speaker 1: Latin music to thank you, thank you when we get 425 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,600 Speaker 1: into Cuba and we're getting to you. But in fours 426 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,160 Speaker 1: fourteen hundred thousand, four hundred no, no, do you mean 427 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,120 Speaker 1: two pm? But then why did you say a thousand 428 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,119 Speaker 1: to four hundred hours? Is when we're arriving in so 429 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,840 Speaker 1: a thousand, four hundreds or two? You know? What? Was 430 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,360 Speaker 1: the drink? Order to Bloody Mary's and I forgot the rest? 431 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,479 Speaker 1: But I want hot dogs and hamburgers now, okay, well, 432 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 1: there's a buffet already set up. I don't want to 433 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,639 Speaker 1: walk over to the buffets. We're not it's three ft 434 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,000 Speaker 1: from the buffets are cooked for like three thousand people 435 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,760 Speaker 1: we like to order. Okay, please use some hand sanitizer. Also, 436 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,920 Speaker 1: I have fourteen hundred hours left. The thing I'm gonna 437 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,440 Speaker 1: have time to do some hand sanitizer, all right, Um, yeah, 438 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,560 Speaker 1: I'll look into those drinks and I'll be right back. Okay, Hey, 439 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 1: why are you supposed toy're not helping us? How long 440 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 1: can we last in the thing? All right? Next to 441 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,760 Speaker 1: a boat? A giant ship? What is happening? Why did 442 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,880 Speaker 1: they throw me over those suns of benches? Guys? You 443 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,040 Speaker 1: pulled out the thing about the ball? The ball? Send 444 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,080 Speaker 1: down whatever ropes you have to? What the problem is? 445 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,680 Speaker 1: We were just sitting out fishing. How no, this is 446 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,560 Speaker 1: gonna help? How's that guy gonna help? And who the 447 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: hell is this guy? Should we just move on to 448 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,160 Speaker 1: the next pay? I'm just happening to me here, man, 449 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,000 Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I just I just came down here, 450 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,600 Speaker 1: said hello, should we need move on to the next ship? 451 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,320 Speaker 1: This one clearly doesn't care, I guess. But how often 452 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,160 Speaker 1: does the ship come through? Right? Some my facetious? What 453 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,880 Speaker 1: is happening? Hello? Have you you two been out here? Days? 454 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 1: It seems like months? Yeah, that's days, but a lot 455 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,680 Speaker 1: of a lot of How have you survived? Well? First, 456 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,120 Speaker 1: there's fish and more fish? What about fresh water? They've 457 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 1: been drinking from me? Yeah, we've been drinking from this guy. 458 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:49,080 Speaker 1: They've been I'm far with yeah, anywhere you know you 459 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:54,840 Speaker 1: could tap a human for waterder Oh, the Catholics thrown 460 00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,600 Speaker 1: a lodder. Thank you, here's your bloody manies. The taquitos 461 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,880 Speaker 1: and bulgars are going to be here just a moment. 462 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 1: Can I be honest? What where are you from? Because 463 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 1: you've seen very European. I'm from Leads, Leads in the 464 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,800 Speaker 1: United Kingdom? And what happened that you ended up being 465 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:19,720 Speaker 1: a server on a boat? Actually I come from a 466 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,760 Speaker 1: pretty wealthy family and we owen you were cut off 467 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,880 Speaker 1: at some point. We said that he owned this ship. 468 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:33,440 Speaker 1: Life okay too, bloody Marys. Do you know that this 469 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,400 Speaker 1: young man was thrown out of his family and they 470 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,920 Speaker 1: owned the cruise line? Like, I don't know everybody's backstory here, 471 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,040 Speaker 1: but you hear everything. I do hear everything, but I 472 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,160 Speaker 1: also tuned things out that are important. So why would 473 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,080 Speaker 1: you tune this poor son of a bit? Chace? So 474 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,480 Speaker 1: what happened? Why do they hate you? They do not 475 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,600 Speaker 1: hate me my family. They love you. That's why they 476 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,200 Speaker 1: said serve drinks. I'm allowed to choose any rule that 477 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,400 Speaker 1: I want to on the so what would you rather 478 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 1: be doing? Well, if you're not careful, I'll be a 479 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 1: captain and I'm not good at that. Oh, listen to you. 480 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 1: What has the deal with the captain? And can we 481 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 1: talk to him? That's my uncle. He's soon. He's one 482 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,720 Speaker 1: of the best captains. Okay, because I think we're ready 483 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,520 Speaker 1: to talk to him, he's not wanting to come into 484 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 1: the dean. Captain. I noticed you were on your stroke 485 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,480 Speaker 1: and we have a word. I was as lordly I 486 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,720 Speaker 1: love her blob Captain. Why are there any more balls 487 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 1: to play with? Because I'm about to rip someone's head 488 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,840 Speaker 1: off and play with Oh. Yes, we've had a even before. 489 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 1: We're in the midst of a ball retrieval like you've 490 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: never seen before. Well, I haven't seen any of the 491 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:48,320 Speaker 1: ball so maybe now, sir, where from from the ocean? Ocean? 492 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,000 Speaker 1: I fell into the ocean. Yeah, we're still down here. 493 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,760 Speaker 1: These balls are down here in the ocean. Don't please 494 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,440 Speaker 1: get us up. Those are people down there. We're bringing 495 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,880 Speaker 1: them up, lower the ladder down to get the balls. Ye, 496 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,400 Speaker 1: I'm having those fellows bring them up and if they 497 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,680 Speaker 1: can afford to stay aboard, we would kick them aboard. 498 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,520 Speaker 1: Oh so they were a drift and you're going to 499 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,640 Speaker 1: charge them to stay on the ship. Yeah, how do 500 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 1: you think a cross favor of that? Oh? Thank you guys. 501 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:21,320 Speaker 1: You can't go back, hey man, that's what we say 502 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,400 Speaker 1: in leeds Man. Well, I'm from lad Yeah, so find 503 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:31,040 Speaker 1: my own the boat, right, And and how did you 504 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,800 Speaker 1: get to choose captain? Well, but I'll get those collegers 505 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,120 Speaker 1: whatever kind of thing from there on the boat. What 506 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,120 Speaker 1: were you doing right before that? Right before list? I 507 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:46,720 Speaker 1: was nice. Nothing, I was laughing. Bicycle again, I wasn't laughing. Oh, 508 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: I understand. It sounds like he was sleeping. I was. 509 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,360 Speaker 1: It was a little last there was a raino when 510 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:59,960 Speaker 1: I woke up, like a plea. Don't do the lot 511 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:04,560 Speaker 1: uniforms also to line them. That's very nice, captain. We 512 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:09,160 Speaker 1: have an issue, okay, okay, matter am. The people in 513 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,040 Speaker 1: the boat they've come up with they have no volleyballs 514 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:15,040 Speaker 1: or any balls, many water and food and clothed immediately, 515 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:22,080 Speaker 1: they have no balls. They didn't bring any balls, impress. 516 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:28,680 Speaker 1: I just keptain right over here. Maritime justice, please, maritime 517 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,280 Speaker 1: you threw me overboard, you son of a bitch. Was 518 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,960 Speaker 1: your sentencing the first part And now here's the second part, 519 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,800 Speaker 1: food and water, and we'll do whatever you ask. Just 520 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:47,200 Speaker 1: you can suck on the tacato. What those tato here 521 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:53,040 Speaker 1: call captain ship not listen. I'd like to symbol the 522 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,720 Speaker 1: jury of my peers up here on the Lado deck sentence, 523 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 1: these fellas sentence. What did we do? We were asking for? 524 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:06,840 Speaker 1: Please this thing? So then we're fine. Opposite, I'd like 525 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:11,160 Speaker 1: to pay susten. Sorry, sorry, I'm your representative on your council. Okay, 526 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,440 Speaker 1: a public counts. Also, you get what you play for 527 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,279 Speaker 1: just doing a lot of cases. Okay, don't worry. The 528 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,520 Speaker 1: state pays me. Okay. So what happened? You guys are 529 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:26,280 Speaker 1: smuggling trugs? Okay, great, cap alright, these guys are smuggling 530 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,040 Speaker 1: some trugs. Okay, why don't we ask for the minimum 531 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,879 Speaker 1: sentence thirty years? Alright? Maybebody could do I love? Okay 532 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,560 Speaker 1: you guys? Food and drink? Yeah? Can we please just 533 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,279 Speaker 1: have some food? I just wanted to play volleyball. Let's 534 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,680 Speaker 1: see what I can do. Where his legs broken? The 535 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,520 Speaker 1: lord people to the ball situation before we could get 536 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,400 Speaker 1: it handled, Captain, captain, if you look at the avance here, 537 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,399 Speaker 1: my one of my clients. Legs are broken problem micro face. Yes, 538 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,960 Speaker 1: it is little scene to look at this. Will you 539 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,440 Speaker 1: just put it in the water then hold it up 540 00:34:55,480 --> 00:35:00,160 Speaker 1: to the sun. Okay, I get a little image there, 541 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:05,759 Speaker 1: right and that image makes you think of well, like 542 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,160 Speaker 1: exactly what you think of? O? Pretty were on TV? 543 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 1: Why are you on TV? Because you pay for the subscription? 544 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,200 Speaker 1: These individuals right here paid for a subscription. That subscription 545 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,200 Speaker 1: was an adventure. That adventure got turned upside down and 546 00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,480 Speaker 1: here they are right now on a bad show. He's 547 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,919 Speaker 1: really good, captain. What would you say if we double 548 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,920 Speaker 1: that to sixty years? What are you doing? That sounds 549 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,360 Speaker 1: like of you know, yes, we thought you were good 550 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:37,200 Speaker 1: for a second. Yes, good, Okay, gentlemen, I got to 551 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,040 Speaker 1: go okay, we're gonna get three squares great prison sentence 552 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,280 Speaker 1: the way I don't hand that. Do they get three squares? 553 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,680 Speaker 1: Less squares? On my ship? We are might up of circles, 554 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,839 Speaker 1: ovals and other are funny ground thing? Is he talking 555 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,719 Speaker 1: about food and drinks? Three square meals? Like? Yeah, oh, 556 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,480 Speaker 1: I didn't know. You should have been more clear. How 557 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,440 Speaker 1: about you stop fighting the person who's here to protect you? 558 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,960 Speaker 1: All right? We drain on the water. What did you 559 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 1: say to come over here for a second? What come on? 560 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,960 Speaker 1: How are your right? You can get water straight out 561 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:19,399 Speaker 1: of someone? Are you drying in council? Yes? Oh that's 562 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,600 Speaker 1: the secret to it, bringing on the food. So we're 563 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,120 Speaker 1: you're free. If you drain council, you're free at the sleek. 564 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,880 Speaker 1: Can we get that guy from leads to bring us 565 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:35,840 Speaker 1: some taketo's? I don't know, can you? That's mom? Defy 566 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:53,319 Speaker 1: for you? Oh? I think I an neural virus. Hey, 567 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,239 Speaker 1: let's go on Scene three? Shall we red? Also from 568 00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:00,279 Speaker 1: the headlines. Only one month ago, Canada finally kild a 569 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:04,520 Speaker 1: law that had been on the books since seventy five, 570 00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:10,719 Speaker 1: making it illegal to practice fake witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment, conjuring, 571 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,960 Speaker 1: or the telling of fortunes, or pretends from his or 572 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:19,640 Speaker 1: her skill in or knowledge of an occult or crafty 573 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:27,040 Speaker 1: science to discover anything. So we take you way back 574 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:32,000 Speaker 1: two months ago where it was illegal in Canada. For 575 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:36,319 Speaker 1: court hearings are held of the accused of the aforementioned 576 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,399 Speaker 1: fake witchcraft. All right, which one of you was holding 577 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,480 Speaker 1: the seance? Step up place a real one? Yeah? I 578 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,319 Speaker 1: was holding the real one. Yeah, they don't exist. So, uh, 579 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,360 Speaker 1: you were conducting a fake seance, So I was conducting 580 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,640 Speaker 1: a real one for the purposes of what, uh, communing 581 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,759 Speaker 1: with the dead? M and what did you hope to 582 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,960 Speaker 1: gain from that knowledge of the afterlife? Please bring forward 583 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,880 Speaker 1: your witnesses. Well, they're in the afterlifestyle. I gotta conduct 584 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,520 Speaker 1: the scands if you want my witnesses to come down. 585 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,160 Speaker 1: All right, let's do that. All right, what do we do? 586 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,640 Speaker 1: I need everyone to stand in the circle. I have 587 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,480 Speaker 1: to stay at the keyboard. Yeah, we can go to her. Okay, 588 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,640 Speaker 1: let's do the circle, all right, okay, from let's uh, 589 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:25,360 Speaker 1: let's sorry, this again seems and let's let's get some 590 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,239 Speaker 1: candles out of here or everyone iPhone just put your 591 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,279 Speaker 1: I phone up? Do we have candles? Phone? Put your 592 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,880 Speaker 1: I phone light on? All right? I have an Android devices. 593 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,200 Speaker 1: We got a light on it. Yeah, I mean it's 594 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:40,480 Speaker 1: got a light shot. Uh and let's uh lower the 595 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,200 Speaker 1: lights in the corner. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 596 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,200 Speaker 1: And let's um, you're runner. Yes, this sound like this 597 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,920 Speaker 1: guy's bullshit and it does actually all right, yeah, that's all, 598 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:56,480 Speaker 1: thank you, Jerry Form. Uh. Let's hear from the prosecuting 599 00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,160 Speaker 1: attorney we're not doing I'm sorry, it's pretty clear. I 600 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:04,759 Speaker 1: don't want uh, thanks to your honor gourd here uh 601 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:11,560 Speaker 1: prosecuting attorney. Um, yeah, the laws pretty clear and uh 602 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:16,920 Speaker 1: it uh, I mean there's no fake witchcraft, so you 603 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,040 Speaker 1: know it's uh, I mean it seems to be a 604 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,800 Speaker 1: pretty cut and dread case. Huh. That's just it seems 605 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,880 Speaker 1: to be on my side. Did present it seems to 606 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,960 Speaker 1: be on my side? Oh no, I'm well, I don't 607 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,279 Speaker 1: know if I'm on your side, pal, But do you 608 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:32,000 Speaker 1: have any witnesses you can bring forward? Yes? Here is 609 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:38,000 Speaker 1: uh first witnesses, Agnes de mint and and uh and 610 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:42,520 Speaker 1: she was irreparably harmed by thee. There is no repair 611 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,799 Speaker 1: for the harmward was done to me. Your fucking lion. 612 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,120 Speaker 1: He's fucking lion, ordering the court please and swearing it 613 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,440 Speaker 1: would be great order in his mouth. Yeah, that's I 614 00:39:54,560 --> 00:40:00,759 Speaker 1: agree with that, dirty dirty mouth. Cursed. Your tongue should 615 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,799 Speaker 1: be ripped out. You're going to get cursed. No, you're 616 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:07,600 Speaker 1: going to get set. Yes, please try to uh restrain 617 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,840 Speaker 1: yourself to answering the questions of prosecuting attorney. You had 618 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,080 Speaker 1: a question for the witness Agnus is the truth that 619 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,280 Speaker 1: you win with the witness. It is true with the witness. 620 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,360 Speaker 1: And can you explain the nature of the relationship that 621 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,960 Speaker 1: you had. Well, the nature of the relationship was I 622 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,919 Speaker 1: met him at a coffee chain. And I won't name 623 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,640 Speaker 1: in here. I don't know if we're allowed to Tim Horton, 624 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:37,040 Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, just get the holes. The holes 625 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,239 Speaker 1: are good, They're so good. The holes are good. They're 626 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:49,960 Speaker 1: filling to anywhere. Yeah, but not as good as Timon. Liar. No, 627 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:55,960 Speaker 1: I'm not a liar. I was grieving at Tim Horton's 628 00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:00,759 Speaker 1: over the last of my dear sister. And I'm sorry, 629 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,560 Speaker 1: how'd you pass? Oh well, it's a very yucky story. 630 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,160 Speaker 1: Never mind them, Okay, it involves the garbage just bothers all. 631 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:15,840 Speaker 1: And first, this man told me he could fix my problems. 632 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,759 Speaker 1: He assured me he could. How was he supposed to 633 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,480 Speaker 1: do that? He said he was going to make it 634 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:28,240 Speaker 1: all better. He had a direct connection to the disease. 635 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:33,239 Speaker 1: I do all right, your honor. We've got a question 636 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,719 Speaker 1: here on the jury jury farmer. Yeah, we we were 637 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,879 Speaker 1: all just I was talking to the other I think 638 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,800 Speaker 1: it's eleven in Canada. Yeah, I was talking to the 639 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,920 Speaker 1: rest of the jurors, and we were a little curious 640 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,080 Speaker 1: about the law here if is it having a seance 641 00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,520 Speaker 1: or is it having a fake seance. We're trying to 642 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:55,000 Speaker 1: determine if it was a real science, because that's legal. 643 00:41:55,280 --> 00:42:00,640 Speaker 1: Real sciences are legal. Totally cool. It was, Yeah, it was. 644 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,200 Speaker 1: If this man is indeed to Charlottean, that's what we're here. 645 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,280 Speaker 1: So that's what we're trying to figure. That's exactly right. Okay, okay, 646 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,880 Speaker 1: well thanks thanks for asking that, because I was not 647 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,400 Speaker 1: totally clear on thee myself. So it's if I was 648 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,480 Speaker 1: real or fake. Well, you need to prove that it 649 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,000 Speaker 1: was a real science and to conjure spirits with someone 650 00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,799 Speaker 1: listening in grade seven. We're happened a grade seven again 651 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:27,120 Speaker 1: where we discussed this lie in your government class. I 652 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,480 Speaker 1: probably should have. That's pretty standard in grade seven. Yeah. 653 00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,960 Speaker 1: I grew up in Saskatoon, by the way, I grewed 654 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:41,640 Speaker 1: up in Okanata most most Yeah, you look like get 655 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,239 Speaker 1: out of here. You I was on the county line 656 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,200 Speaker 1: of trucks and in Turbo you were. Yeah, huh. I 657 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,040 Speaker 1: was a mountain man and I was funneling down tunnels. 658 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,320 Speaker 1: That's where you learned to be a Charlotte. Come on, 659 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,600 Speaker 1: it's pretty cutting, you know what. Let's take it to 660 00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:58,160 Speaker 1: the jury. Uh would you like to uh? Would you 661 00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,840 Speaker 1: like to take some time among yourselves? Have you already 662 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,800 Speaker 1: reached an obvious conclusion? Well, I mean we maybe we 663 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,200 Speaker 1: could just go back and deliberate for a little deliberate, Well, deliberate. 664 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call a half hour recess. The jurors will 665 00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,319 Speaker 1: deliberate and the rest of us will catch a quick lunch. 666 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,400 Speaker 1: I think he's innocent. I'd like to see him do 667 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:23,600 Speaker 1: the seance. I would believe it. I well, we got 668 00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,160 Speaker 1: I mean, we gotta. I think what we have to 669 00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,160 Speaker 1: see is a real seance. We got to find out 670 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,520 Speaker 1: if this guy can do a saying. If it's legit, 671 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,000 Speaker 1: then they're going to be here and you could curse 672 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,279 Speaker 1: us who I don't want to sue anybody know Drake, Oh, 673 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,840 Speaker 1: I love drinked. We if he can, Okay, if he 674 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,839 Speaker 1: can say once Drake, I thought you had to be dead. 675 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,520 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I'm not. I'm not. 676 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,040 Speaker 1: I wasn't about to pretend I was a seance man. 677 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,200 Speaker 1: I don't know, right, I didn't. Yeah, it just doesn't 678 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,240 Speaker 1: seem real. None of it seems real. Well, it seems 679 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,920 Speaker 1: like we're seems like we're locked. We got a real 680 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:58,080 Speaker 1: eleven angryman situation going on. Yeah, okay, rude, Well yeah, 681 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,400 Speaker 1: there are some women here, so well okay, well I 682 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,040 Speaker 1: didn't mean anything. Why don't we do that first? Why 683 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,160 Speaker 1: don't we see what we're at? First vote? And we'll 684 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,080 Speaker 1: just do show a hands just to make this first 685 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,520 Speaker 1: show a hands? Well, should we should close our eyes? 686 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,759 Speaker 1: But then, howard, how do we know who's Well? Then 687 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,040 Speaker 1: I'll keep my hands up and too. I don't think 688 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,680 Speaker 1: it's fair that you only get the judge and the accounticality. 689 00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:20,480 Speaker 1: I'll keep mine open. I mean, guys, I am the foreman. 690 00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,480 Speaker 1: Then why did you get them? I don't know. Could 691 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,560 Speaker 1: you spoke first? Yeah, because I was the first one 692 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,440 Speaker 1: to talk. Well, that's not fair at all Canadian law. 693 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,520 Speaker 1: All right, then, how would you like to run the vote? 694 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,440 Speaker 1: I'd like to just go back in there and say 695 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,440 Speaker 1: that he's guilty. Well, I'm in favor of that. Favor that, 696 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,239 Speaker 1: I'm in favor of that. I'm in favor of that. 697 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,840 Speaker 1: But then, but I don't like that. Okay, I agree 698 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,200 Speaker 1: with her. We got to stick together. What part don't 699 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,240 Speaker 1: we like? Well, I just I just don't just because 700 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,520 Speaker 1: he got to be Foreman, I don't think that's fair. Oh, 701 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:55,200 Speaker 1: it's about this whatever you want to be the fourth person. 702 00:44:55,880 --> 00:45:00,360 Speaker 1: Someone's from Vancouver, aren't they. Oh that reminds me by 703 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,680 Speaker 1: Canadian law. We also have to have all these deliberations 704 00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:13,000 Speaker 1: in French as well, so we do all right, okay, 705 00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:17,680 Speaker 1: Jerry Foreman. If you've reached a verdict, I'm sorry, Yes, 706 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,120 Speaker 1: we are finished in French. Sorry, very good with keeping 707 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,640 Speaker 1: with the loss. And uh, what verdict have you come to? 708 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,759 Speaker 1: We have come to the verdict that I am no 709 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,600 Speaker 1: longer the Foreman. It's so good. That's good for me. 710 00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:35,520 Speaker 1: Right Just a second, um, did did a different Foreman? 711 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,880 Speaker 1: And I didn't know if you were going to go 712 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,200 Speaker 1: through with it. Thank thank you. That's a big of you, 713 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,520 Speaker 1: very big of you. We are the new for people. 714 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,880 Speaker 1: And we suggest the death penalty. That's not a thing, okay, 715 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:56,160 Speaker 1: we suggested, it's just a polite suggest charge of sentencing. 716 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,600 Speaker 1: What it sounds like is that you've definitely chosen guilty. 717 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,640 Speaker 1: If you're gonna go all the way to kill him. Well, well, 718 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,120 Speaker 1: we had a suggestion, So you'd like that penalty for 719 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,360 Speaker 1: the innocent guy. We don't know if he's innocent, don't know. 720 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,680 Speaker 1: And also if you speak to the dead and then 721 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:15,480 Speaker 1: to come back okay, Um, definitely feel that he's guilty, 722 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,840 Speaker 1: but also want to open up the possibility of innocence 723 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,920 Speaker 1: as well. So so it doesn't sound like you've come 724 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,799 Speaker 1: to a conclusion. I think we have. Yeah, I think okay, 725 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,480 Speaker 1: then what is your conclusion? Well, some of us are 726 00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,360 Speaker 1: you know, we all work well together. We all have 727 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,040 Speaker 1: different strinks and weaknesses, but as a team finishing his mine, 728 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,360 Speaker 1: we're really hit. N Did you catch anything while you 729 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,640 Speaker 1: were in there? Oh no, I mean there's an answer. Oh, 730 00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,880 Speaker 1: I see what you're doing there your honor and that's 731 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,200 Speaker 1: a good joke. Yeah, we'd really like to see if 732 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,480 Speaker 1: he can say, once Drake into here, we're gonna go 733 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:52,320 Speaker 1: back in Drake, well he's not dead. I can't. I 734 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:57,000 Speaker 1: can't real would be able to get drink the judge. 735 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,400 Speaker 1: I think you need to bring about any Drake, not 736 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,520 Speaker 1: necessarily the famous Drake who still a lot, Sir Francis Drake. 737 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,799 Speaker 1: You want me to get sure, let's start there. Oh, 738 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,560 Speaker 1: I love sir Francis Drake. Oh yeah, fine, okay, fine, 739 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:15,759 Speaker 1: we'll do a quick one. Uh no, no, he Drake's here. 740 00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:21,400 Speaker 1: Say how to Drake? Say how to Drake? Everyone a right? 741 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,960 Speaker 1: Come on? Oh my god, is that Sir Francis Drake 742 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,520 Speaker 1: phod am I in a Canadian cult room? There you go, 743 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,320 Speaker 1: Sir Francis Drake. Look the way he's talking. Come on, 744 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,320 Speaker 1: actually is impressive. That is impressed. That is the spitting 745 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,319 Speaker 1: image of Sir Francis Drake. Sir Francis, one question, as 746 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,800 Speaker 1: the judge in the courtroom, how is it that this 747 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,799 Speaker 1: mortal was able to bring you so called back from 748 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:47,080 Speaker 1: the dead? Oh he say, honest me boom hello, cheap cheap. 749 00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:53,920 Speaker 1: A second, you've been in this courtroom before. Jimmy run, 750 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:58,879 Speaker 1: Jimmy right, try you can't kill me. I'm immortal. Motherfucker's 751 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,480 Speaker 1: did you kill me? Everyone in his courtroom hear me. 752 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,640 Speaker 1: Death penalty is not a thing in Canada, so you 753 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:10,160 Speaker 1: won't be killed. But you are accused and clearly found guilty. Okay, 754 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,719 Speaker 1: what is there? Fine, let's move quickly to sentencing. Uh 755 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:19,160 Speaker 1: stand please, okay, that's a sentence? Is that it fre 756 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,239 Speaker 1: to go? He's got me short and declaratives. All right, 757 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,520 Speaker 1: thank you. I want to thank the prosecuting attorney for 758 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:28,120 Speaker 1: accomplishing just shy of nothing. Thank you a great job. 759 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,680 Speaker 1: Back to fishing, all right, I assume. And the defense attorney, 760 00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,720 Speaker 1: which we did not need to hear from, he wanted 761 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,719 Speaker 1: to represent himself. Yeah, but thank you for showing up 762 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,800 Speaker 1: in accordance to the Canadian law stenographer. Do you have anything? 763 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,000 Speaker 1: I got everything? Could you read back just the last 764 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:54,239 Speaker 1: three sentences in French? Please grade seven? Right to us? 765 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,560 Speaker 1: That your name here Alchemy this dot com. I can't 766 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:01,759 Speaker 1: wait to hear from all of our Canadian fans. Oh man, 767 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,719 Speaker 1: I want to thank our alchemists today. Uh. Let's go 768 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,600 Speaker 1: around the table with starting with Mr James. Eni James, 769 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,040 Speaker 1: thank you so much for being here today. Thank you. 770 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:18,319 Speaker 1: And tonight Bear Supply show at West start at night. 771 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,239 Speaker 1: I'm not going to know what it is no matter 772 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,680 Speaker 1: what night you're listening or what day or what morning. 773 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,840 Speaker 1: Please check out Bear Supply at the West Side Comedy 774 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:34,959 Speaker 1: Theater in the West Side of Los Angeles, California, tonight tonight. Yeah. 775 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,360 Speaker 1: Should they buy tickets ahead of get ahold of Me? 776 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,680 Speaker 1: You know, I'll put you on the list and how 777 00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:41,680 Speaker 1: do they reach you at the hean on Twitter at 778 00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:50,080 Speaker 1: the hean Craig Atkowski. Uh tonight watch Drunk History season 779 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:56,080 Speaker 1: six be airing live tonight on another great season. Thank you, 780 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,319 Speaker 1: it's it's been fun so far. Good ones. You guys 781 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:03,120 Speaker 1: are recently nominated for a Critics Choice Award. I happen 782 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,520 Speaker 1: to be there the night that the marvelous Mrs Masiel 783 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,560 Speaker 1: stumped you into the ground. I've crossed the line night. 784 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,680 Speaker 1: Thanks friends. Yeah, it was weird that no one was 785 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:21,279 Speaker 1: at your table, but as a racklin God bless you 786 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:27,680 Speaker 1: in the Dynasty Typewriter theme, Thank you so much and 787 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:32,440 Speaker 1: sitting in um Mark Agley already, thank you so much, 788 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,680 Speaker 1: honestly and truly, it's been a joy having it. Please 789 00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:39,680 Speaker 1: come back and see again. Yes stop. Where can people 790 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:46,680 Speaker 1: find those lovely voiced tones? Well, yesterday, Uh, we were 791 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,719 Speaker 1: at uh and every the last the last Wednesday of 792 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,800 Speaker 1: every month. We are Dynasty Typewriter improvising with work or 793 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,200 Speaker 1: check out. We got this with Mark and hell on 794 00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,920 Speaker 1: MAXI fun. We got this with Mark and Um. All right, 795 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:06,239 Speaker 1: I'm Kevin Pollock, I'm my name is Joe Greer. I'm 796 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,280 Speaker 1: also part of this all right you. Where can folks 797 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,520 Speaker 1: follow you tonight? You find me at Jevy Greeber. That's 798 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,120 Speaker 1: about it's outside of your local McDonald's. Just say that 799 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:24,880 Speaker 1: are so close to a clean getaway. Doug Bam, engineer 800 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,000 Speaker 1: to the Stars and now sitting eleven inches from us, 801 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,840 Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us, Doug Bam, he's nodding because 802 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:37,879 Speaker 1: he has no microphone. Uh. Sophie Lichtman, our producer, Raphael 803 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:43,640 Speaker 1: Brito with sound design, and everyone at the I Heart Radio, 804 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,919 Speaker 1: thank you for the auspices uh to do our show 805 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,400 Speaker 1: right to us. As always your name here at Alchemy 806 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,120 Speaker 1: this dot com. I'd like to give an opportunity to 807 00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:56,120 Speaker 1: James Heeny to sign us off in a brand new way. James, 808 00:51:56,200 --> 00:52:00,960 Speaker 1: take it away, see you soon. I mean I didn't know. 809 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:07,160 Speaker 1: I didn't know before. That's what it's all right. See 810 00:52:07,200 --> 00:53:27,360 Speaker 1: you and I talk at all and a talk talk 811 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:27,920 Speaker 1: Alo