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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of My Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today

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Speaker 1: we talk about I won't shut up about my long

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Speaker 1: ass crank sessions, craft service with a boner. I really

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Speaker 1: want to be a vampire? Is life worth living if

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Speaker 1: you can't go hardy? Here we go? All right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we are very excited to start every podcast. This one's

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Speaker 1: a special one, guys. One is a special one. To

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Speaker 1: explain to us why it's special, Blake, I'm not talking

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Speaker 1: Judd Apatow, but this is forty. What's up? Yeah? This

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Speaker 1: is our episodes episode banger. Oh my damn, feels good

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Speaker 1: we said that. And what a milestone forty is? Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh. Andrews actually just turned forty now he's doing

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Speaker 1: his podcast. This is a big deal. Oddly enough, this

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Speaker 1: is our golden number. It feels good. Can I say

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Speaker 1: this on air? Happy birthdays? Thank you? This is forty, guys,

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Wow. Well I actually texted DRS like a friend.

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Speaker 1: I didn't just wait for the podcast. Did you text?

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Speaker 1: Did you text Kyle? When? Did you text me? Uh? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I texted you the immediate day after. I will admit

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Speaker 1: that I like having friends that the Internet tells me

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Speaker 1: when their birthdays are, because I'm pretty bad at remembering

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Speaker 1: people's birthdays or even really knowing what day of the

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Speaker 1: month it is in general. Uh So it's really nice

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Speaker 1: to have people on the internet be like, don't forget

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Speaker 1: Dur's turn in forty and you're like, oh, yeah he is,

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Speaker 1: look at him. Go yeah, he is my oldest friend.

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Speaker 1: It's a huge milestone for your best friend. That's my

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Speaker 1: best friend. Thank you, Blake. I put reminders in my

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Speaker 1: phone for birthdays. That's my I'm like, dude, hey, happy birthday. Dude.

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Speaker 1: I get weird. I get weird reminders and I don't

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Speaker 1: know how it happens. It's like people that I met.

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Speaker 1: It's like a guy named Jerry that I met in

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Speaker 1: a bar in uh Tallahassee is birthday and then it

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Speaker 1: gives me a reminder and I'm like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who this man is. I don't know who this is,

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Speaker 1: no idea, but did you get his number? Yeah? How

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Speaker 1: are you getting this? Yeah? I must have gotten his

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Speaker 1: number at some point. I have no idea he might

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Speaker 1: have sent you his contact, and in the contact there

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Speaker 1: might be like birthday information now, or like are you

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Speaker 1: friends on? If your friends on some sort of sort

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Speaker 1: of social platform, and like it told you, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: we're so interconnected. Did I say platform? Dude? I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say, you got his V card? If you bumped

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Speaker 1: back in the day you passed a V card, you're

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Speaker 1: basically an Elon dog and Alan Sorry. Yeah, I will

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Speaker 1: say that the people who have consistently remembered my birthday

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Speaker 1: every single year with an email is none other than

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Speaker 1: your parents, Wiener, s, Nitchell, and Nintendo. Not my parents.

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Speaker 1: They forget why Nintendo? Are you still tending to the dough? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: we lived this switch life. I'm on Animal Crossing every morning, weirdly,

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Speaker 1: just as a kind of a day job that I

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Speaker 1: don't get paid for. On the switch. Yes, a lot

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Speaker 1: of people playing Animal Crossing. You play, Oh that was

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Speaker 1: what I did during quarantine and that became my reality.

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Speaker 1: That's where I had my New Year's And a lot

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Speaker 1: of people like picked up some extra skills they either

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Speaker 1: like maybe maybe they got in great shape, maybe they

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Speaker 1: learned to play the piano or the guitar, script did

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Speaker 1: something to further their career, some of us got in

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Speaker 1: great shape and then also lost it it and slipped

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Speaker 1: and got fat again, fat right again to them both. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: I decided to play video games and get good at

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Speaker 1: a thing that no one needs to be good at.

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Speaker 1: Are you good? But it's Animal Crossing. That's not even

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Speaker 1: like a real video game though, Like I understand when

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Speaker 1: it seems like very intricate and intense, and you can

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Speaker 1: play with your friends and you're like there's levels to

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Speaker 1: you could be a nationally ranked fortnank guy and you're like,

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Speaker 1: what animal crossing? You just are tending to a farm

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Speaker 1: a digital phone. Explain it to me, um, well, pretend

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Speaker 1: I'm a man, Pretend he's me yeah, or me pretend

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Speaker 1: I'm Honors Home or Kyle Newcheck or Adam Divine. Who

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Speaker 1: were you know, almost forty years old? You know you

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Speaker 1: could even you can even pretend to like you're explaining

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Speaker 1: it to each of us individually. Obviously we're super deep

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Speaker 1: into video games, but like this is forties. Things all

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Speaker 1: There's probably no way I could sell you guys on

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Speaker 1: the game of Animal Crossing because it is just kind

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Speaker 1: that game. And it's it's just kind of like a

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Speaker 1: your reality is pretty pretty dope, you know what I mean. Like,

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Speaker 1: if you spent that time and you like worked on

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Speaker 1: some scripts some TV shows, then you could, like legit,

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Speaker 1: buy a house on an island and an actual wardrobe

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Speaker 1: Like I could even sell the bells real life bells

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Speaker 1: and make more. You can do that. You're in a

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Speaker 1: real life if you play less Animal Crossing and just

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Speaker 1: more the real life game. Yeah. Yeah, this is all

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Speaker 1: hitting too real for Blake right now. He's like, oh, Ship,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mama. If I know, if I know Blake

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Speaker 1: and I think that I do everything you're saying at him,

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Speaker 1: it's just a little too much for him. Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: giving me anxiety. It's making me want to go onto

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Speaker 1: my island. He's like, that just seems like a lot

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Speaker 1: of stuff. Is that why you're laughing. You're giggling because

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Speaker 1: you're nervous. Like every time I laugh is out of nervous.

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Speaker 1: Is because I fear it. You're so nervous on all

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Speaker 1: of our podcasts, I would say you're a doer at him,

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Speaker 1: like you're a boat guy. Okay, Oh, let's break this downright. Yeah, true,

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Speaker 1: I do. Here we go, give us some This is

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Speaker 1: forty knowledge. You've always been forty, by the way, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is happy for every year. And I'm forty. So

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Speaker 1: listen up. If somebody gave me a boat, it would

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Speaker 1: be a fucking nightmare for me. Yeah. Like you like

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Speaker 1: to have stuff, and you take care of the stuff,

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Speaker 1: and you do all this stuff. I'm not a I'm

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Speaker 1: not a stuff guy either. I don't think Blake is

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Speaker 1: a stuff guy. Uh. Well, it's funny you mentioned that

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Speaker 1: because the other have you become a stuff guy? Stuff

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Speaker 1: cross guard. I'm I'm in the process of moving out

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Speaker 1: It just so happens that all my stuff is completely

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Speaker 1: worthless to anybody except myself. Yeah, well you're a collection.

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Speaker 1: He's a hoarder, Like those are not that's not stuff.

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Speaker 1: Those are things, to be clear. So if you're a hoarder,

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Speaker 1: my things. Don't take my things right right, right right?

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Speaker 1: Don't you want to have your bear? You gotta have

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Speaker 1: your bear, right your stick? Oh look at that listick. So,

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Speaker 1: so you're saying that stuff carries value in the society

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Speaker 1: I have. No, I was kind of I was kind

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Speaker 1: of just I was kind of just talking. Yeah, he was.

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Speaker 1: I can tell he was just trying to say stuff.

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Speaker 1: If you are following it, it's like things are stuff

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Speaker 1: And by the way, Adam, I wasn't trying to say stuff.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to say something good views. So things, okay,

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Speaker 1: stuff things stuffed things all right. Well, that being said,

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Speaker 1: it seemed like and I'm a crossing a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a waste of time, But fun I do things

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Speaker 1: that are waste of time. You know, I jerk off

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Speaker 1: the second Chloe is not around, I'm jerking off. Well,

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Speaker 1: you used to fun couches, so you've come a long way.

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Speaker 1: So that's kind of my waste of time that like

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Speaker 1: You wasted half the day. This is six hours of

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Speaker 1: your life that you wiste on the tours. But when

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Speaker 1: Can we get to the bottom of this? Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 1: What's your longest single orgasm session? This is forty Like

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Speaker 1: like I'm orgasm in for the entire time, or like

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Speaker 1: you like, that's a good question. Though we've all we've

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Speaker 1: all had the one where you're like, I already busted.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna run it back. We have you've never run

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Speaker 1: it back. You got to run it back every once.

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Speaker 1: Of course, you run it back. I mean maybe in

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Speaker 1: earlier years. But yeah, well, when you get to your forties.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying, what I'm saying is those sessions would

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Speaker 1: And what I'm talking about is your longest single shot session.

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Speaker 1: I'm a man, and this is why all the gay

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Speaker 1: hear about that. No, girls, when you hear about the man,

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Speaker 1: it's disgusting. Women look beautiful when they masturbate. Men are

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Speaker 1: just just an angry gorilla thumping something. Due not all

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Speaker 1: not all of them who looks good cranking down Jared

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Speaker 1: not all girls. I was saying, not all women look sure, Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like a cam girl who's like going too crazy and

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Speaker 1: I rust me. There's a guy out there. I said it,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted it back. It's called beautiful agony dot

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Speaker 1: com ship. Back in the day, for those of you

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Speaker 1: as she orgasmed, and you would just watch her face

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Speaker 1: only like collar bone up. Yeah right, beautiful, it's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: People are into the weirdest stuff, man, people, I mean

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Speaker 1: they find the weirdest ship to just crank down to

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Speaker 1: the ribbon and the chair. Well, that's just that's like

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Speaker 1: creaking down to facial emotions. That's what that is. That's

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Speaker 1: no like nothing else. Yeah, that's not that weird though,

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Speaker 1: Is that weird? Yeah, dude, just someone's face that is

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Speaker 1: it's not that weird. It sounds awesome. Well, yeah, it's sometimes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's not that weird to me at all.

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Speaker 1: It feels it's not that crazy. Yeah, you know, there's

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Speaker 1: something for everybody. There's something for everyone. For two girls

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Speaker 1: I'm not endorsing that. Sorrybody, when is that going to

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming there's one waiting at our manager's office. She

419
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: told me to come here tomorrow. That's right. I don't

420
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: give my shirt out. I wish I knew the actual

421
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: company that gave it to me. But it was like

422
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: a fitness thing. They're like this and work out with it.

423
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: But it was whoever designed that app or whatever is

424
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: who gave it to us. Okay, go get the paper

425
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: at them and shout him out. So you gotta put

426
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: an oculus on and then work out with that on. Yeah,

427
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 1: that's the whole thing. It's just like we fit. Oh

428
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: that sounds danger, that sounds awesome. Send me one, no durst,

429
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: I am going to tell you this now. I was

430
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,959
Speaker 1: very like, I don't know. It's fucking times cooler than

431
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,439
Speaker 1: I thought I put it on. It was insane, it

432
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: was so cool, Like, what were you playing this grid?

433
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 1: I just went on like YouTube and just watched like

434
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: a plane video. Okay, how long did it take to

435
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: watch a porne though? It was over under four minutes.

436
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 1: So the app is called supernatural and evidently they are

437
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 1: the ones that gave us. I haven't figured out how

438
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: to um look at that um that appen. I'm assuming

439
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: at cool because they're giving me oculus riffs and so

440
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: obviously they're proud of it. Uh they you know what,

441
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 1: They probably didn't send me one because I said on

442
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 1: the pod that I already have one. Yeah, that must

443
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 1: be why. That has to be. That has to be

444
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 1: the reason that checks out. That's cool. Good looking up

445
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,719
Speaker 1: good looking? But no, dude, I like went I just

446
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 1: got really stoned the other night and just climbed Mount Everest,

447
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 1: like went on a little journey climb dude, climb is

448
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 1: so sick. Yeah, that one sick. I I went diving

449
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: with sharks and stuff. Have you done the beat Saber?

450
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: What are you doing? You're sitting There's a lot to

451
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: unpack here. This is forty you're saying you climbed Mount Everest.

452
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: For that one, I didn't do much. It was it

453
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: was kind of a I don't think it was what

454
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: Kyle is talking about. It was like a just a video,

455
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: like a YouTube, Yeah, that you're watching and you kind

456
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 1: of go on a journey with these hikers, but you're

457
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 1: with what you can look all, so you sit and

458
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 1: then that they are kind of going up the thing

459
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: and you can look around and check it out. Yeah,

460
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 1: and so it's like fifteen minutes the game you're actually climbing,

461
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: and then you've got dope vistas and ship like that.

462
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: It's all about Sorry, the game, you're actually climbing. Well,

463
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 1: you're moving your hands, your hands, there's no resistance, so

464
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: you're not actually climbing, you're just moving your hands. No,

465
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: you're using the mind, the part of your mind that

466
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: is like the strategy of climbing, but you're not actually

467
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,360
Speaker 1: working out in that sense. Are you holding like controller

468
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 1: type things and when you reach for like the blue one,

469
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 1: it it lights that up and you climb that way

470
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:49,239
Speaker 1: kind of thing. You Yeah, I mean, well that's like

471
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: the beat saber one is one where you're actually have

472
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: lightsabers in your hand. I have described this on the

473
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: pod before. But you have like cubes, like Starburst cubes,

474
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 1: you know, the candy coming at you and so and

475
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 1: colors and you gotta you gotta slice them, and you

476
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: slice them in half with the direction that they tell

477
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: you to slice them. And so. Yeah, there's also a

478
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: game called Creed, which is essentially the movie Creed and

479
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: you box. I want to box your ass, dude. It's

480
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: such a hard I was like out of breath and

481
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 1: just freak dude. I'm an athletic free I'm also like,

482
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: I can for sure dominate this game if this were

483
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: real life, or at least not suck at it. But dude,

484
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: I just I just was getting my ass kicked. I'm like,

485
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: I don't understand what I'm doing wrong here. That's a

486
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: hard game, but you know there's levels to it, much

487
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: like animal crossing games exactly. You just have to work

488
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: hard and good. You gotta wake up every morning at

489
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: nine o'clock when this door is open, you've got to

490
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: be the first one there and the last one to leave. You. Well,

491
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: I will say, what is cool about this is, uh,

492
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: especially with the more athletic games that you do, it

493
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 1: is you are getting some kind of something out of

494
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: it besides just sitting on your stimulation and sitting on

495
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: your ass Like it is a little bit of a workout.

496
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: Like after that boxing game that I played for like

497
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: five minutes, I was like sweating. I'm like out of breath.

498
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: I lost the game. I fucking just got my ass

499
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,719
Speaker 1: kicked by this guy in the first round. Yeah, it's

500
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: very hard game. And and also to answer your question

501
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: about sweating while wearing the controller, you can are wearing

502
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: the headset, you can get like sweat resistant stuff to

503
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: put on it so that it's easily cleaned. And you

504
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: can also get a special It goes around the side

505
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: like a headband, but you can get a special over

506
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: the top kind of like a hard hat thing. I

507
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: want to look as dumb as possible. Yeah, don't worry

508
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: so stupid, that's what dude. When we were doing shadows,

509
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: I feel like all the producers were stuck in offices

510
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: and they were just basically oculus thing every minute of

511
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: every day I'm watching takes. It'd be cool if we

512
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: could oculus each other for the podcast and just all

513
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: be in the same room together. Oh my god, you

514
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: can't do that. You can do stuff like this, Oh

515
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: my god. A writer on The Gemstones he was telling

516
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: me that he last year had to stay at a

517
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: hotel and he was living in this hotel throughout the

518
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: whole production, and he got an oculus and he was like, well,

519
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: I gotta crank down. So he's like watching the porno

520
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: on there, which I don't even know how you find

521
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: the porn on it finds. I can't even find Supernatural

522
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: and how to find It's the app that they gave

523
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: us the oculus, so I should be able to easily

524
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: find it. Anyways, he was on the porner. He's convinced

525
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: that the maid came in and cleaned up as he

526
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: was sitting there butt naked on the couch jerking off

527
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: at his hotel room and gave him ice. He was like, dude,

528
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: I swear to god, there was no ice. So he

529
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: has the goggles and the headphones on, the full on

530
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: gaggers and the headphones on just jerking off on a

531
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: couch and the maid comes in like the turn down

532
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: service and just left the ice there for him. And

533
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's the funniest thing in the world. I

534
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: guess they've seen it all by now, right, Yeah, oh, Man,

535
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: to be a maid at a hotel, I mean, you

536
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: must just see the weirdest, wildest ship because people don't

537
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: give a fuck. This dude had a messy ass room,

538
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: threw his goggles on, took out his chud, didn't put

539
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: the do not disturb thing on the door. Yeah, obviously

540
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: didn't he know what he was doing. Yeah he was.

541
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: He was hoping to get a little show not lost.

542
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: And then he fucking took the goggles off to clean up,

543
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: and everything's clean. But that's the thing, that's the thing,

544
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: because whole fucking room is clean with new ice. He

545
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: only told me about the the ice. But I'm like,

546
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: what I mean, I I need to have a follow

547
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: up question and ask him if the bed was made,

548
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: if there's a little mint on his pillow. Where did

549
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: she just like show up with ice and then just

550
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: drop that hell quickly and then be out of there,

551
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? My guess is it's probably

552
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: that you don't want to you don't want to stick

553
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: around and and and watch that tap him on the

554
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: shoulder and be like thro your ice. As we said,

555
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: you know, men don't look it doesn't look natural when

556
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: when you see men drinking off it looks it looks

557
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: when you see a man with his legs behind his

558
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: head incredibly forced. This is this is forty. Indeed, this

559
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: is forty. But I didn't think I would get lost

560
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: in the sauce wearing those goggles. But like, you really

561
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:37,719
Speaker 1: do get transported. Can see why dads jump into like

562
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: TVs and they're living it's crazy. Uh well, the ever thing,

563
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: I don't really I'm not really scared of heights. You

564
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: don't like I can. If you told me that I

565
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: need to climb to the top of this building, I'd

566
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: be like okay, and I'd do it. He would just

567
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: do it. It works every time. If you guys seem

568
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: on the streets, be like, hey, you gotta climb that,

569
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: and they'll do it. He just parkours up the building.

570
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I'm not gonna say no

571
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: because it's high. I won't be like, uh well, I'm

572
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: scared of heights. I just I just do the damn thing,

573
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: you know. Uh, but I got that little feeling in

574
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: my gut when I'm um marching up Everest on the

575
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: oculus and you look down and all of a sudden,

576
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: it's just you're standing on the side of a cliff

577
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: and you're like, I I got that feeling like I

578
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: have to beat off, like I have to crank feeling. Wait,

579
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: did you go over one of those like ladders that

580
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: they set up over the like crevasse. I believe we did.

581
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: There was a lot there was like it was fifteen

582
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: minutes long, and anything over five minutes I can't remember.

583
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: It was even like it wasn't like two hours long

584
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: at all. It was like fifteen minutes. And I'm really

585
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: piecing it together right now. I do like I scaled.

586
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: I scaled Everest. This is forty You're like it took

587
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, it take seventy two hours or whatever. That's

588
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: the thing. While you have the helmet on, it's also

589
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: erasing your memories. That's just a side of it. But

590
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: it's really thanks Bill. Here we go, Blake, let's walk

591
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: down that now that they are wiping your brain right,

592
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: this is this is what Kyle like just because they

593
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: didn't send you on, don't it? Yeah, bro, no, no,

594
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: I I love the Oculus, and I love what Blake saying.

595
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: I just wanted to pause and give a little highlight

596
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: on that one's kissed out. This is well, I will say,

597
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: it's going to be very like ever since the beginning

598
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: of it. I heard, like just getting back to us

599
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: going to the Atlanta Hawks game playoffs, it would be

600
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: really sick to throw on the Oculus and just be courtside,

601
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: you know, like they do that, right they offer that. Yeah,

602
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: they do do that, which tap in, which is gonna

603
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 1: be uh so tight, Like I'll do that? I mean fuck,

604
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: I mean that's where it's gonna get tricky because I'm like,

605
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: I might go to less basketball games, and I go

606
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: to a lot of I'm a season ticket holder for

607
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: the Clippers. I go when I'm home, I go to

608
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,919
Speaker 1: every home game possible. You got to like two years ago,

609
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: I went to like damn near every one of them.

610
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: I think only gave like three or four away. So

611
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: I went to like forty home games. Forty Who has

612
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,439
Speaker 1: to sit next to the camera though, because like it's

613
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: got to sit next to somebody right the camera. Yeah,

614
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: it's like right center. Course, if you're sitting there, you

615
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: can just turn and like look at Drake's fucking new

616
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: heart hairline. Oh yeah, you know. The thing to do

617
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: is just watch what Drake's doing the whole time, right,

618
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: and don't even watch. So many people would tune in

619
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 1: just to sit next to Drake and stare at him

620
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: the whole time, just to see what he does. And

621
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: do they sell those tickets? What's the deal with that?

622
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, it's got to have like a digital

623
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: price tag in the physical price tag. For sure. I

624
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: think it's like an NFL ticket type situation, because I

625
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: think I would do that, especially if I'm like out

626
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: of town style and I could just sit here. I mean,

627
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 1: Chloe hates watching the basketball games with me. Anyways, I

628
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: make her. I make her do it. Last night, I'm like,

629
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: we're watching the game, babe, and she's like, oh good,

630
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: and then and then I was like quizzing her. She

631
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 1: doesn't care, but I'm like, I'm like, what just happened?

632
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: You're watching what just happened? And she's like, uh's nightmare.

633
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: It's like, stop talking to me. I'm reading a book,

634
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: Like I don't give a fuck. I'm sitting next to you.

635
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: I just want to spend time with my fiance. This

636
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: is what I have to do. I spend time with you.

637
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: It's just proximity. People, you don't understand the first round

638
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: of the NBA Playoffs. It's a big deal if you're

639
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: a basketball fan. There's basketball every night. Admittedly it is

640
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: a lot. It's crazy. It's so much. And then it

641
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: slows down, and then the next round there's way less games.

642
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: It's way more. You can manage it. But that first

643
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: round it's like, hey, sorry, honey, I do have to

644
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 1: watch five hours of basketball every night, or like four

645
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: or four days a week. And you're likem is that

646
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 1: the commitment. It's almost as much as like a jerk sash.

647
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: Almost your days it's a half jerk sash and you're working.

648
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: How are you doing this? It's almost two thirds of

649
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: a jerk sash. Yeah. I don't have NBA TV, so

650
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm getting fucking bent over on some of these games.

651
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: I can't find them. Dude. Did they just start doing

652
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 1: that this year? Yeah? It's so annoying. They're trying to

653
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: get everybody on NBA TV. I have NBA TV, but

654
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: my NBA TV is in l A. That's where the

655
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: account was set up. So I'm trying to watch it

656
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: here and I can't watch it. Is it an app

657
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: on Apple TV or what is it? Yeah? You can,

658
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: you can download it, um, but I can't watch it

659
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: because it's blacked out in my area, which is so annoying.

660
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: I gotta get what's the thing that that it's VP

661
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: m A VPN shout out VPN. I gotta think I

662
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: gotta score one of those. I remember that we advertise

663
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: for them. They asked if I one in one. I'm like,

664
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: I don't need I don't need one. I'm fine, I

665
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: don't need it. And then now I'm like, funk, I

666
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: should have got one. I'm trying to watch my be

667
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: ball baby, you slipping, bro, you need to get one.

668
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: I wasn't even thinking about sports games. That's really what

669
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: it's for. Like, I was thinking, like, oh, you can

670
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: watch like the Netflix, like if you're in Canada, you

671
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: can watch Netflix down here, or that is how they

672
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 1: pushed it to us. They were like, you can watch

673
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: Netflix from Lithuania. And You're like, I'll just stick with

674
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: my regular American as Netflix. I'm sure it's fine, but

675
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: but now I understand. Yeah, you can watch Who Wants

676
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: to Be a Millionaire From Around the World. I'll watch

677
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: mystery movie again. Anybody murder mystery, murder mystery. It's called

678
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: murder mystery. It's not a mystery movie, but mystery movie. Well,

679
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: I think I guess the circle. Shut your big I

680
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: haven't had lunch. I'm so hungry. We got it, we

681
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: figured it out. Hungry, What are you going to eat?

682
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: Let's pause on that. I don't know. I might wait

683
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: for Yeah, what is if? This is forty? I worked,

684
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: I went and running and then I swam for an hour,

685
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: and then I was going to get food and then

686
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: then started too quick. Bro, your body is eating itself

687
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,479
Speaker 1: right now. You're probably losing so much weight right now. Hey,

688
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: finger strossed it? Uh so? I I last week weighted

689
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: in at I'm a beefy boy right now. I've been

690
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: lifting weights all all year, and I'm not really that fat.

691
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: I'm a little fat, but not that fat right now.

692
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: But I was a hundred and eighty four pounds that's

693
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: and that was That's pretty light for me for the

694
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: past couple of years. Then I had a big weekend.

695
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: Guess how much I wait? I waited yesterday. That's what

696
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: I was going to hint. Eight pounds gamed over ten

697
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: pounds a and over the holiday weekend. It is very

698
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: weird watching your weight fluctuate and like actually paying attention

699
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: to it every day because I'm actually actively trying to

700
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 1: lose weight. As we know, I thought you were speaking

701
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: about Adam's weight. You're like watching Adam's waight every day.

702
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: I thought I was sending it just in general, like

703
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: your weight will fluctuate like so much like I was

704
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: sitting at like a two fifty. Okay, big boy, he's

705
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: out here, though, I really just this is forty. I

706
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: want to put it out there to fifty. That's what

707
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 1: I was at. Now I'm clocking in around. Well, this

708
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: isn't forty for you, this is thirty seven. What's up?

709
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: This is thirty seven for you? Yeah, you're not. Don't

710
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: ate yourself up. Isn't this the forty podcast? Though? You're

711
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: glombing on That's what I was talking about. I'm not, no, no,

712
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to clomb onto your thinking glooming That

713
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: was a little glob Let him have this. Anyways, I'm

714
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: down to two three, and every day it fluctuates like

715
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: six pounds. It's weird. I wish I weighed two fifty

716
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: so that I could choose fifty pounds and people could

717
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: be like wow. But when you are ten pounds overweight,

718
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: or maybe fifteen, and you lose ten, everyone goes, but

719
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: nobody cares. I know, it's weird. Yeah, that is I'm jealous.

720
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: I I worked out with a buddy of mine all

721
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: and we worked out every day, and he was he

722
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: had some weight to lose. Motherfucker lasts like fifty pounds.

723
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 1: I worked out every day with him and I was

724
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: doing two days. I was riding the bike every day

725
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: and doing the workouts with him every day. I lost

726
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: like six pounds. He lost like fifty pounds. It was.

727
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: It was, no, you were eating whatever you want? Right? No?

728
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: I eat pretty good to My issue is is I

729
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 1: drink a lot right right? Right right? He drinks his calorie. Yeah.

730
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 1: The beers is where it got me this past summer

731
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: because I live on the beach, you know, and beers

732
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: on the beach just taste extra good. So I was

733
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: I was sending it, Blake, thanks for hitting that button.

734
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 1: Because I was sending it. I sent it always will

735
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: until you know to crash and burn until this is forty,

736
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: until this is forty. While you're here, give flowers. Hey,

737
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: give me flowers, man, this is for flower. I am.

738
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be more healthy. Uh you know, because

739
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: I feel like that. That's just how my entire family

740
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: was and is. And you know, you've just just operation

741
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: go hards And I had one uncle that just died

742
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: on the toilet, just hard exploded and uh yeah, my

743
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: uncle Mike just his heart exploded on the toilet. Was

744
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 1: he trying to ship or did he already ship? And

745
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,479
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly, but that's how he died. Because

746
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: you know when when you take a real big one

747
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: and then you finally get it all the way out

748
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: and then the blood rushes back into your the rest

749
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: of your body was focused down there trying to do

750
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: a lot of work. It probably that rush of blood

751
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,280
Speaker 1: I'd probably like got to the heart and just couldn't

752
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 1: get in. And that's how you're very close. Uncle died.

753
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: This is important, too much could be I think it might.

754
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: It might have been like the drugs and stuff he

755
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: did for like forty years, but or the hardy poop

756
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: and then and then my other uncle, he's had a

757
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 1: heart attack and he was a go hard and then

758
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: my dad now lung cancer just because he was chained

759
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: smoking in cigarettes for forty years. I'm like, oh, I

760
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: do kind of treat my body like garbage. I'm a

761
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: go hard uh and that's my operation. Maybe I segue

762
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: to an operation go pretty hard but maybe less hard, right, Okay?

763
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 1: Or maybe maybe I start chugging red wine. I think

764
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: that still live. You can still live like the go

765
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: hard lifestyle without actually putting your body through so much

766
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: go hard abuse. And how do you do that? How

767
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: do you do that? Well, you have to become extreme

768
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: in other ways. Bro, you just an extreme as fun dude.

769
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: I still work out every No, there's no That's what

770
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like side dive every weekend. I'm here to

771
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: tell you that you are a go hard no matter what.

772
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: Thank you, Right, Like even if you're if you're going

773
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: hard on weed, or you're going hard on spooze, or

774
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: you're going hard on fucking whatever, volleyball fucking or you're

775
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: going hard on volleyball with the beach and you're getting

776
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,479
Speaker 1: teams together, bro, four hour j O sesh, You're hard

777
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 1: no matter what. So like, protect your body and maintain

778
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: the mentality of a go hard I like it. I

779
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 1: don't know. It seems like you can't avoid it, so

780
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: just do you know you can? Though? I mean, if

781
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: you look at it, can't You think some people can.

782
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: But I think, Adam, based on what you're telling me,

783
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: is that it's gonna happen. Man. Sorry. Who Yeah, Like,

784
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: it's like, is life worth living if you can't go hard?

785
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 1: You know in the ways you watch? Actually a great question. Now.

786
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: The thing the thing is is I'm I'm playing it

787
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: on going hard. Guys. What I'm gonna do now is

788
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: just like remember how it was shopping on you just

789
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: a few months back when we started the podcast about salado,

790
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: which one of us were Kyle new Check what's up?

791
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: What were you saying to me? Just like about just

792
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: your salads and aruga Lloyd's and ship like that. Uh,

793
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm starting to eat some salads, dude. Wow, he's crying. Yeah,

794
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: why don't you cry? I'm so glad we're filming this.

795
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: That's what happened. I'm starting to eat some salad. What's

796
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: the verdict on the salad? Do you want to open

797
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 1: up a salad restaurant? I don't want a restaurant. In fact,

798
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, it made me believe in my uh in

799
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: starting up a Canes franchise even more. Okay, well, it's

800
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 1: definitely more of a sure shot starting up a franchise

801
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 1: that exists, But we don't have to revisit that. I

802
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,760
Speaker 1: do like salads now, and I'm gonna I'm gonna implement

803
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: that into my repertoire. What kind of salad are we

804
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: talking about? What are we talking cob with the bacon

805
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: and the eggs, steak salad. I've been eating steak, uh

806
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: five days a week for four or five years, Jesus,

807
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: and so I'm trying to eat less steak. I'm trying

808
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: to go down to like twice a week. Wait you eat?

809
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: Did you just say you eat steak four to five

810
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: days a week? He ate steak five days a week?

811
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: That is yeah? Is that what you said? I do?

812
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: I ate steak? Yeah? Sorry red meat? So I ate

813
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 1: steak or burgers five days a week? Oh damn YEA yeah, yeah,

814
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: that's that's about it, without a doubt, not even not

815
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: even an exaggeration. I mean, we're talking to Andy Bovine here. Yeah, man,

816
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: I love I love it. Uh So you know I'm

817
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: gonna I'm just I'm just gonna curb it by like

818
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: ten percent, five percent. Just get some of that impossible

819
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: burger meat and then just substitute whatever, and don't let

820
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: anybody tell you won't know exactly impossible. Burger meat is

821
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: actually very dope, very good. You don't think so impossible.

822
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: Tacos are so good, so good. I never had that,

823
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: but I've had the burgers and you can't tell. Yeah.

824
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: So I'm not saying you should do it at him.

825
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm saying you should have whoever's making your burgers, switch it,

826
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: swap it out, well, who makes your burgers? Now? Who

827
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:12,280
Speaker 1: makes your burgers? No? I make the burgers. I'm burger boy.

828
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 1: I'm the Grollmeister. So I'll have to coach up Chloe

829
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: to save my life. Whoever is grocery shopping, just have

830
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: to swap it out. Have you gotten, yeah, exactly? Have

831
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: you gotten the patties and put them on the on

832
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,479
Speaker 1: the queue, because they're pretty damn good man. They feel

833
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 1: like meat, They taste like me, They like it, do

834
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 1: you about they feel like your dick. They don't feel

835
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: like they do play and play. They feel like I

836
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like I will eat them. I'm

837
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: not Yeah, I'm not gonna like fuck my beef, patty.

838
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: I'm not asking you to fuck it. I'm not asking

839
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: you to I didn't say that. And have you had

840
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: a veggie dog? They feel like hot dogs are talking

841
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: about if he's cooking his own. If he's cooking his

842
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: own and he needs to get him out the package.

843
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: It feels exactly like meat, dude, And I think you

844
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: don't like the way it feels. It tastes like ship.

845
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: It tastes like they don't taste But it's a feel

846
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: thing for me. When I go out to get a

847
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: burger sometimes if they have it on the menu, I'll

848
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: have impossible burger meat. I won't know the difference. I'll

849
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: be tasting pickles and mustard anyway. I know that's the

850
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: thing though. Also, but like those other burgers, it's not

851
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: like they're great for you. There's all kinds of ship

852
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: at them. It's not like it's fucking awesome. But they

853
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 1: don't sit in you like red meat. Red meat sits

854
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: in you. Do you think that's why when I have

855
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,240
Speaker 1: a big weekend. Usually when I have a big weekend,

856
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 1: that also means like cheese, burgers and steaks and ate

857
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: an entire bearer one time. And then I gained ten

858
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:56,760
Speaker 1: twelve pounds over a weekend. That's probably why I gained

859
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: because I had a big gas burger too. They got

860
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: this burger at this restaurant called Home Team. It's like

861
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: one of the best burgers I've ever had. Boy, I'm

862
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: taking I'm taking you to it, Blake when you come

863
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 1: visit making the drive? Baby, Hey, have you guys looked

864
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: up or know what these fucking meat worms are that

865
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: are in your gut that regulate because like Dirt says,

866
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: it's sticks in your fucking gut for so long. Stuff

867
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 1: worms in your fucking gut. This one of your conspiracy theories. Dog, No, no, no,

868
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: this is no this is a real thing. It's just biology.

869
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: Can I ask you this is looked them up since

870
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: I stopped eating meat? Are they bad for you? Or

871
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: are these worms that help? It's science? Are these cool

872
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: worms like worms that help? They help digest the meat?

873
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 1: I think? But if you would have gone that way,

874
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,919
Speaker 1: you would have gone straight to the castle. It blew

875
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: my fucking mind. They live in your testings or they

876
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: row beat like they get huge. Yeah, they come in

877
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: there in the meat. They come in and then they

878
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: stay in your intestines and you and then you see

879
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: them in your ship. Right are we talking about like worms?

880
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,879
Speaker 1: Worms like the ones we heard about when we were young,

881
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: Like like you know, it's not like a tape worm,

882
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: it's like fucking meat worms. So waits would we have

883
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 1: them for? They show up when you eat something at

884
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: one point and then they stay there forever and then

885
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: they help you dig us they go away if you're

886
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: not eating the red meat, they will go away over

887
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: a certain number of years. Oh but I want a

888
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: party in there, man. Ye. But yeah, look him up.

889
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: I mean I I honestly, I haven't checked him out

890
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: since I stopped eating red meat like whatever. That was

891
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: like four or five years ago or something like that.

892
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 1: But when I when I looked him up, I was like,

893
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what is this ship? But do you, Kyle,

894
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: do you think you are healthier now than when you

895
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: were eating currently? Or well? No, no, Well that's the

896
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 1: question because I know when I eat, it's say SI

897
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: eats me, uh that that means that I'm satisfied. I

898
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: don't I don't need the need to snack or like

899
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 1: your word utilitarian. We're busting out new words here. It

900
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: satiates me. This is forty and so then I don't

901
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: feel like I snack and like do do the bullshit

902
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: and like I'm not eating the chippies and having the

903
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: Sammy's and all the other things. You're still because you're

904
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: still full from an entire steak. Yeah, but I feel

905
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: like it's some like people that don't eat red meat.

906
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: They then they just like eat potato chips and they

907
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: eat all kinds of other ship that's bad for them.

908
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: But then they're like, I'm not eating the red meat

909
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 1: one maybe the other ship that they're eating is actually

910
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: more funked up for them than the red meat. It's

911
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 1: an easy trap to fall into, and I mean I'm

912
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: guilty of falling into that trap for sure. I mean,

913
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: whatever you eat will definitely like you know, you got

914
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: to eat right, but you can fill yourself up other

915
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: things if you have like a healthy portion of something,

916
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not into filling. I'm gonna feel it.

917
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: I like how you look down when you said healthy, porla.

918
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: I want to see how that vegan reuben feels in

919
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: my hands as a healthy portion. And if you know

920
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: how to do that. Well, yeah, there's salads I was

921
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: making with like the arugula and the black beans and

922
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 1: the peppers and all those. That was a big salad.

923
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: It was a big fucking bowl and I was grubbing

924
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: on it. How big are we talking? We have big?

925
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: Are we talking? I mean could hold a fucking bowling

926
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: ball player. That's a lot. That's just a ton of food. Like,

927
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: I feel like I keep hearing about port portion control

928
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: and if you just neat like a little bit of everything,

929
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: you're fine. So true, so true, dial your portions in

930
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: and you'll be okay. And did I tell you guys

931
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: about this? Last week? I went to this woman, she's

932
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: a healer. Yeah, they reckon, uh, people on set recommending

933
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: me because I know I have this neck thing, uh

934
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,839
Speaker 1: where I like tweaked my neck. It's been years now

935
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: and you guys probably always see me crack it and

936
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: ship and it happen that. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up.

937
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: And so I like really tweaked it the other week

938
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, my neck, my neck. I'm on

939
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: set and they're like, you should go to the healer

940
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: and I'm like okay, and I'm telling Chloe about it,

941
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,439
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm gonna go to the healer. Uh.

942
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: And Chloe's like, you're gonna get jerked off. You're for

943
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: sure getting jerked off. He's like, I'm coming with as

944
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: long as she got six hours. And then I go

945
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: to the healer and I come back and she was like,

946
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 1: how was the jerk off session? And I'm like her

947
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 1: four arms are still burning? No, she six our healer

948
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: at him. It's a lot of healing. I'm bringing my oculis.

949
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: What she was doing is like I carry all my

950
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a maniac, and so I work out

951
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: all the time and I never stretched, and I never

952
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: do yoga or like do anything, and never even get massages,

953
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: and so like I'm just this ball of stress. And

954
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,439
Speaker 1: she was like, my neck is fucked up. So she's

955
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: like rubbing my legs and ship and like and like

956
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 1: relaxing muscles like in my armpits and down my back

957
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: and it's releasing the muscles all the way up. And

958
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: by the end of it, I'm just like multiple clay

959
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,800
Speaker 1: Man and I'm like, no, feeling way better? Did it

960
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: like release some ship in you? And you like kind

961
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: of like got naturally high. I heard like when you

962
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 1: start to detach all those muscles from stuff and like relax,

963
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: you can actually catch like sort of a buzz. Well,

964
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: you feel mad good. I wouldn't say it was high.

965
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: The weed I smoked before going in there is what

966
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: got me hot. That right, Okay, that's my boy. I

967
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: get bodywork like once a month, but it's worked true. Yeah,

968
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 1: it hurts so god like there's no path, Like I

969
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: might pass out from the pain. This dude who works

970
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 1: me as like this ex football player. Now he's like

971
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:51,240
Speaker 1: a power lifter, um, and I'm always like the picture. Uh,

972
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: but it's brutal, like I got. You can't exercise the

973
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: workout the next day because he's like separated the muscles

974
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: from like each other. That's like tender rises the meat.

975
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: That sounded bad. Right, He's got you walking funny. I

976
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: feel you have a fox. Let's just say I walk

977
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: funny when I leave that guy for sure. Let's just

978
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: say that, Adam, you called this woman a Healer's is

979
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: the guy we're talking about? Is it a healer or

980
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: he's just a guy who um does body work on

981
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 1: athletes like myself? Ok? Yeah, I think it's uh it's

982
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: it's a it's like a mix of chiropractic, a chiropractitioner

983
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: and a chiropractor and a massage therapist, and it's like

984
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: the mix of those two disciplines. And uh, I don't know.

985
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: At first, I was like, am I gonna like rub

986
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: crystals all over me and like smother myself in sage

987
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: and ship which I'm I don't I would try because

988
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,439
Speaker 1: who cares? But also I'm like not trying to spend

989
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: like two hundred fifty bucks on on rubbing stage on myself.

990
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 1: So I was actually really pleased that this one, and

991
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: I went twice. I actually went this small and I

992
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: went once a week ago and she was like, it'll

993
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: probably last for like five or six days and then

994
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: you know, stretch every day and then you're gonna probably

995
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: want to come back. And then I waited about a

996
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: little over a week and then sure enough, about a

997
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: week and some change in it started hurt again. Your

998
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 1: body just sees all of a sudden, my my body

999
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: sees back up. But it was cool, man. So now

1000
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, should I be in a some fucking

1001
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: wellness dog should be said, Hey, when you get back

1002
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: to l a I'll send you to my guy. It's brutal. Yeah,

1003
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get into some wellness. I'm trying to

1004
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,319
Speaker 1: do some whim hoff, you know, sitting some fucking ice,

1005
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 1: sitting an ice barrel. I love that. As we're all

1006
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,720
Speaker 1: talking about this and we keep like kind of like adjusting,

1007
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: Like just talking about it makes my body hurt. This

1008
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 1: is forty focusing. You're here's the real ship. I mean,

1009
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: I think you guys know about my dupie trends, my arthritis.

1010
00:55:53,880 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, really really, what's what's the word again, though,

1011
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 1: what's the word. It's dopy trends. Look at this so

1012
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: that oh my god, there just has a what is

1013
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: it like a vein in the middle of your hand,

1014
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: your dog, you and alien. No, it's like the tendon

1015
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: starts like scrunching up. Oh my god, it's like a

1016
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: Scandinavian arthritis. So basically, uh, I guess something Viking. Yeah, yeah,

1017
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: your hand just slowly closes. My dad had it, but

1018
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 1: he got it in his like sixties. I got it

1019
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: when I was like thirty five. Was that like an

1020
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: evolutionary trait because they were like always just grabbing oars

1021
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: or how to axe in their hands. Their hands were

1022
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 1: never over what is uh like, what's going to happen

1023
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: like through the years, So your palm is all funked

1024
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: up and now it's gonna like tell me that eventually

1025
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: my hand will like close like this and then I

1026
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 1: have to like a surgery or some kind of operation,

1027
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: but like open it up, okay, I don't know, or

1028
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,879
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, remember Bob Dole how he had

1029
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 1: like always had to grab a and all the time.

1030
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: Did he have dookie trends or did he like I

1031
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: might run for president's running for president? I think that

1032
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: was a war thing for Bob Dole. No war thing, Yeah,

1033
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: I think so too, yeah? Or did he have a

1034
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: stroke losesome feeling. I feel like this is another example

1035
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: of us being like it was a war thing for sure,

1036
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 1: moving on definitely was a war thing, and then every

1037
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: d M being like, you're fucking yeah, maybe we'll take

1038
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,479
Speaker 1: it back early. We don't know shit about Bob Dole

1039
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: except for Norm McDonald on SNL. Bob Dole was a friend.

1040
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: This girl that's saying best friends and we all got

1041
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: it wrong and then everyone just came after it was

1042
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 1: like sweetie or something. So yeah, yea, my best friend.

1043
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: I let us down the path that it was Megan

1044
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: the Stallion. But that was a funny little run or

1045
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: two about Megan the comedian. Good job, guys. Yes for

1046
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: an early compliment, right, thanks early? Like it? Like it? Hey,

1047
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: I'll take that early, not afraid. So now next week

1048
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to do the podcast from Houston. We have

1049
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: a problem baby, so we might get a rare appearance

1050
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 1: of a dentist divine on the on the pod for

1051
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: a hot minute. That would be very true. He's a

1052
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: legendary figure. Legend man, How are you going to do that?

1053
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: Are you gonna are you gonna take off your headphones

1054
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: and have him? I'm just I'm worried about the tech.

1055
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: Adam hasn't thought about it. I haven't thought about it

1056
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: even for one second. But I think I'm gonna just

1057
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: let him have it for you know, a few minutes,

1058
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna say, yo, give it that back.

1059
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: Wait a second, Adam, So, like, are you gonna let

1060
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: him talk into your microphone? How does this one? Yeah?

1061
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna allow him to use my

1062
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: gear and set up and what you'll be in the

1063
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: same room, I guess that I probably be standing right

1064
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 1: off to the side and kind of waiting for my turn,

1065
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: kind of hearing what he has to say. And how

1066
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: will you know it's your dad? I don't know how

1067
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: this works. There's really no way to tell. Watch. Watch

1068
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: these are great questions. Watch you'll see. Be sure and

1069
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: tune in to see how we figure this out. Okay, guys,

1070
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 1: I think I found my dad. We just need to

1071
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: get in the room together. Now. How does this thing work?

1072
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: How does it work? Well, you'll be from Houston. I'll

1073
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: be from Hotlanta. It's gonna be uh interesting. I bet

1074
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: the internet is gonna work great everywhere. We're still clear

1075
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: if I know the internet. I think I'll be in Yosemite. Okay, really,

1076
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 1: or maybe I'll be back. I don't know. There's no

1077
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: way to tell. I might be up that way. Dude, Yo, Semity, Yosemite.

1078
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: Holler at your boy. Hey, these guys can go to

1079
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: an NBA game. Why don't we go, Hika Jersey. You didn't.

1080
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: You didn't tell us what you did for your fortieth birthday.

1081
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: You didn't have a throw down. Didn't didn't have throw down.

1082
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: You didn't have a trow down either. No trow no

1083
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 1: throw me and my boo. Um my lady took me

1084
00:59:54,560 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: to Malibu. The guy who massages. Yes, he said, let's

1085
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: do somebody work on him. Some body work. Emma took

1086
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 1: me to Malibu for two nights. We stayed at the

1087
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: Malibu Beach in right there on the water. I like that,

1088
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: I've been there, got some dinners and uh walked around

1089
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 1: in rubes for a weekend. Dude, that's the most this

1090
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: is forty forty birthday party I've ever heard of. Yeah,

1091
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: which sucks because in you guys saying like you texted

1092
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: hers and all that. I definitely tried to FaceTime you

1093
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: from a bar at like it was one thirty. I'm

1094
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: laying in bed and it just goes like and I'm

1095
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: like what. I can't answer this because Emma would be like,

1096
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: can you shut up? Oh yeah, it would have been

1097
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: a nightmare, or or you answer it and you're like, hello,

1098
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 1: what boy, you're the oldest guy. I know. That's great man,

1099
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: thanks for reaching Who else is there? Oh? What's nobody

1100
01:00:54,040 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: can see me as fucking dark. They're just saying nice

1101
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: that she dragged me on a run up the coast.

1102
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 1: There you go, malbo is great. I love. I like it.

1103
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 1: Look at us, look at us growing up being responsible

1104
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: having birthday parties. Uh, just with your girl at it,

1105
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 1: you know what the hotel. Here's what I think I'm

1106
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: gonna do. Like think, I think I've told this story

1107
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: on the pod. But when I was eight, my parents

1108
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: were just a little busy and my birthday is and uh,

1109
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: they didn't have time to throw a party, and they

1110
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 1: kind of put it off to Halloween. Yeah, so I

1111
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: finally said had my birthday party. I was like, guys,

1112
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 1: is getting out of control. We have to do this.

1113
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, how about Halloween? And I was like, sure, whatever,

1114
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 1: but that's another holiday. But it was like a Halloween themed,

1115
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 1: uh birthday party. Okay, So they didn't wait until October. Yes, no,

1116
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: they waited for October day. Fet Yeah, they waited until Halloween.

1117
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: Then it was a Halloween themed and it was so

1118
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: cool because everyone in the neighborhood was dressed up and

1119
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:07,920
Speaker 1: everyone is Halloween. We did go trick or treating and

1120
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 1: then we just came back and did like presence and ship.

1121
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 1: But anyway, what presidents was opening your candy. I think

1122
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 1: you're blowing past the saddest story you've ever told. I

1123
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 1: know trust them. No, no, I know. This is insane.

1124
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: This is this is being a third So what I

1125
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,439
Speaker 1: was thinking is that this year, because like we're still

1126
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: kind of like people hadn't all been backs, all all that. Yeah, yah, yeada.

1127
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna throw my birthday party on oh

1128
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: Hello's Eve and then it can be like if like Twilight,

1129
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: early hours, bring your kids, and then after hours it's

1130
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: gonna get turned. We're gonna dress like Twilight. Yeah you

1131
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: can what that means. Because Edward really want to be

1132
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 1: a vampire. I want to do like a haunted house

1133
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:05,439
Speaker 1: would be cool. Now, is there any takebacks, apologies, giveaways,

1134
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 1: epic slams, epics? What do we got? What we got

1135
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 1: cooking for this one? Let me apologize for not getting

1136
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 1: some food in my stomach. I didn't have any energy today.

1137
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: I didn't bring it. I feel bad. I thought you did. Okay, okay,

1138
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: this is forty, you know, and you are forty. Now

1139
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 1: I'd like to compliment you unders because I feel like

1140
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 1: you need one after that story, and I'd like to

1141
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: compliment you. I don't want tackling, No, no, I want

1142
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 1: I want you to. I want to I want to

1143
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 1: compliment you in doing your birthday in October this year.

1144
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: I feel like you're closing a gap on the saddest

1145
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 1: story ever told ye beautifully. He's laughing now exactly. You're

1146
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 1: doing it, buddy, between crying. Who's laughing now, that's right,

1147
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: I'll cry with you. Yeah. And I would love to

1148
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 1: compliment unders on what my forty on on their on

1149
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 1: This is forty. Congratulations and congratulations to us the podcast

1150
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: This is forty. What a cool this is? We are

1151
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I'm gonna be praying for those Dukie trends, man,

1152
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna really be praying for him. Name to Hey,

1153
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 1: if you got doopy trends, send me pictures in my

1154
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 1: d MS of your dupe trends. Is it Dupi or Dukie?

1155
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 1: I thought it was Dukie. Don't worry, guys, there's pe

1156
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: in there is that. Couldn't we say? Can we call

1157
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 1: him trends? Do you call him anything? You can call

1158
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 1: him anything. But your friend's hand isn't going to open

1159
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: in a couple of years. You asked whole, how are

1160
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 1: you going to have your sessions? I would like to

1161
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: congratulate Blake on getting back to work firing this baby

1162
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 1: back up after a long pandemic. Let's go. It's it's nice, man.

1163
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 1: It's good to feel like you're doing something, you know, man,

1164
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna feel really good to get off the

1165
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: animal crossing island and into real life. Finally, let's do

1166
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: you do enough seasons that you can maybe get your

1167
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 1: own animal crossing in real life, you can crossing animals

1168
01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 1: where you know, hey, look I'm crossing an animal. You

1169
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,800
Speaker 1: can only hope you can. I hope you guys go

1170
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: to this game because I'm Trey Young. I'm loving this dude,

1171
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,840
Speaker 1: Ice Tray. I mean, r I P to the knicks,

1172
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,920
Speaker 1: but I R I P to his hairline. What is

1173
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: going on there? Is it? It's its own thing. It's

1174
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 1: it's its own thing. It's not candy. I would feel bad.

1175
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 1: It seems like a condition. It doesn't seem like he's

1176
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 1: just losing his hair. It seems like something else is

1177
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 1: going on. And if that's the case, I apologize to

1178
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: Trey Young. But right now he's got to do something

1179
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 1: with it. It's like seeing him outside of a game,

1180
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 1: so I don't know, like his skull is wearing a cape.

1181
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: It doesn't. It's like it's doing its own fucking thing

1182
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: back there. Yeah, it's like somebody took all of the

1183
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 1: dirty stuff under the bed that you don't sweep up

1184
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: and just threw it right on the top of his head. Yeah,

1185
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: it feels like he shaved his uh nuts. I care.

1186
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: So this is the epic lamb. This is the epic

1187
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 1: slam Like, you guys want to get beat up by training, Dude,

1188
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: I could beat the ship out of his like younger

1189
01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 1: brother who's maybe under maybe you do forget he's got

1190
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: The small guys in the NBA are still like fucking

1191
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 1: oh yeah. I met when I met Chris Paul, and

1192
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 1: Chris Paul's like when you see him on the court,

1193
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: he's tiny. He's like he's sixth one in real life.

1194
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 1: And you go up to him and You're like, he's

1195
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 1: just built like a fucking house, Like he was so

1196
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 1: fucking thick, And I'm like, oh, I couldn't shove this

1197
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 1: man to the ground and beat him up, like I've

1198
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 1: envisioned every basketball player, Like you know, when there's like

1199
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: a little scuffle, you're like, Chloe, Hey, Chloe, I bet

1200
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: I could beat him up. Chloe, you have no idea,

1201
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 1: You have no idea how many conversations I have exactly

1202
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 1: like that, where I'm like, do you think I get?

1203
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: And there's a reason why I'm marrying this Girl's because

1204
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, I believe she and she does. She's

1205
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 1: a sweetheart. You're lucky. You think I could be so

1206
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: lucky I could beat up shack Y. Of course I can.

1207
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: You're lucky. Like they said last night that Luca Dante

1208
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,040
Speaker 1: just six seven. Yeah, he's big and he's heavy too.

1209
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,720
Speaker 1: Yeah he looks he's so big. I thought he was shorter.

1210
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 1: He almost weighed as much as he does. Right, he's enormous.

1211
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:06,640
Speaker 1: He weighs half a Kyle. I think he does. Wait

1212
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 1: totally god man. Yeah, well they earn it. I don't

1213
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: earn it. You know you earn it dog with those chippies. Bro.

1214
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 1: When I got back, I didn't say this, But when

1215
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 1: I got back from Toronto, to sixty three you said

1216
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 1: in an hour still recording, but this is I love

1217
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 1: it like I love the like. Look, this is a

1218
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 1: safe place to a certain expire in the dangerous zone.

1219
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: This is not a safe place. I love that. You

1220
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,000
Speaker 1: knew as soon as you said to sixty three, you

1221
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:40,959
Speaker 1: knew it was coming. Oh, I know, well, I didn't

1222
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 1: want to do it. It was too I didn't want

1223
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:45,400
Speaker 1: to say that to you guys, like before I lost

1224
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:49,200
Speaker 1: some weight because because I couldn't handle it. It was

1225
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 1: too real. It was like I was sitting Well, that's

1226
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 1: when you say you use the guys. I've I've been

1227
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: lifting pretty heavy and I put on some serious muscle mass.

1228
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 1: I'm not looking underneath the I mean, yeah, I agree.

1229
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 1: I don't believe if you're two sixty three was part

1230
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 1: of me thinks you gotta yeah, you gotta kiss the

1231
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 1: race to three kissed three, get get a picture of it,

1232
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 1: and then lose a hundred pounds by time you turn forty. Dude,

1233
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 1: I'd be so scared to go to three. Right from

1234
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: the horse's mouth, that is a heart attack waiting to happen.

1235
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: That's just a baiale. That's just Christian Bale. You can't

1236
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 1: you can't hang with him. We started talking about heart

1237
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 1: attacks and I was like, oh, ship, my body's working

1238
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 1: too hard right now. Your mush, yeah, just pumping pumping

1239
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 1: blood through mush. Yeah, that's a real mountain. To sixty

1240
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,799
Speaker 1: five is a that's a that's a you're a mountain

1241
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 1: of three but oh sorry, sorry, sorry so sorry. Yeah

1242
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:47,360
Speaker 1: that's wild. Yeah go throw those two pounds on you.

1243
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:49,320
Speaker 1: Get in the pool, man, get back in the pool.

1244
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:51,520
Speaker 1: I gotta get back in the pool. That's true. Sponsored

1245
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 1: by Impossible Burgers. That's alright, guys. This was another episode

1246
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 1: of This Important says it is forty