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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello. Hi, this is Jorban.

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Speaker 1: I was calling from doctor Toughis. I was looking for Michelle. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is her. Hi Michelle, how are you? I'm okay, hopefully.

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Speaker 1: I just want to check in with you. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: with your COVID results and I just want to make

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Speaker 1: sure you're feeling okay. No, no, you haven't started sweating

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Speaker 1: or no. And your your your complexion is is the

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Speaker 1: normal color not blue? No, it's it's not blue? And

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Speaker 1: should it be just COVID? Do that? I will. I'll

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Speaker 1: talk to you about why I ask in just a second. Um,

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Speaker 1: your COVID results though, you took your test and you

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Speaker 1: are guess what, negative, no COVID. So you're good? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh great, good. I was going to spend some time

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Speaker 1: with some family members. Now I can do that, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I would actually not do that right now. Oh why

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Well, we got your test results, your

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Speaker 1: COVID tests, like I said, was negative, but we did

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Speaker 1: find something else that I need to discuss with you.

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Speaker 1: And before I go into this, your your skin is

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Speaker 1: not any other color than just what it normally is.

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Speaker 1: It's not blue or pinkish no, not pink. Okay, good? Hello, No,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm sorry I should have I should probably

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Speaker 1: tell you what we found before I start trying to

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Speaker 1: assess your symptoms. Yeah, so you have Buenos aireus fever.

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Speaker 1: Buenos arius fever. Yes, Buenos aires fever. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. Well is it? You know

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's very rare. And uh, well, have you

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Speaker 1: traveled out of the country recently? No? Okay, have you? Um,

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Speaker 1: there's really only a few ways that you could get it. So,

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Speaker 1: uh have you eaten rock hat? No? I can't say

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Speaker 1: that I have. Okay, Well, I'm just trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out how you might have come in contact with it.

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Speaker 1: But can you just tell me if I need to

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Speaker 1: go to the emergency room? Okay, So, I'm sorry. You know,

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Speaker 1: I do have to to warn you and say I

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Speaker 1: know this can be disturbing, but I try to remain

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Speaker 1: calm because I would hate to see your eyes start

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Speaker 1: to leak. What are you talking about? Well, well, with

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Speaker 1: the Buenos Aires fever, that usually the first symptom is

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Speaker 1: a bright orange liquid that will start dripping from your eyes.

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Speaker 1: Not a big deal, Not a big deal. That lasts

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Speaker 1: for about four months and then it goes away on

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Speaker 1: its own. Four months. You're saying that I'm going to

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Speaker 1: have orange liquid, like orange juice coming out of my face. Yeah, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a good you know, that's a good way to

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Speaker 1: describe you. Yeah, just like orange juice. But like I said,

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Speaker 1: it's harmless. The thing about this Buenos Aires fever is

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Speaker 1: it's really not there's really nothing we can do about it.

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Speaker 1: And also it's not deadly, but there are some kind

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Speaker 1: of strange symptoms. So you probably have a week or

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Speaker 1: two before your skin turns blue or pink. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: my skin is gonna be turning blue, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be leaking orange juice from my eyes, like I sound

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Speaker 1: like a smurf. But the good news is you'll you'll

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Speaker 1: be blue, and you'll have the orange stuff, and you'll

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Speaker 1: be hearing bird chirping for only three or four months

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Speaker 1: and then it just goes away. It's weird. We can't

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Speaker 1: figure it out, hearing the birds chirping, Like what how

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Speaker 1: did I even get this? What? I don't well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. You haven't eaten any rock hat, right, No,

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Speaker 1: who eats rock hat? I don't know how else you

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Speaker 1: would have gotten it though. That's the only way that

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Speaker 1: this So please don't eat any more rock hat because

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Speaker 1: it's just gonna make it worse. Any rock hat. What

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Speaker 1: is your problem? My problem is that this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call and your husband set you up for it.

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Speaker 1: That's really my problem. Oh my god, this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: your husband. Thomas. Yeah. He said you were waiting for

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Speaker 1: your COVID test results, so I thought i'd call you

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Speaker 1: into yeah something. Way wake up every morning with Jubil

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Speaker 1: phone pranks.