1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:02,360 Speaker 1: What's you? 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 2: Is this the right number? 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 1: It's the line goodbye, just call. 4 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 3: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before. 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,559 Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while 6 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 3: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup 7 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 3: line on you. You know, they think Disneyland is the 8 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 3: happiest place on earth, but I bet your thighs are 9 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:30,160 Speaker 3: the naughtiest lightning lean paths for one clean. Whatever you do, 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,279 Speaker 3: whatever you do, resist the urge to look down at 11 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 3: his pants and tell him it really is a small world. 12 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 3: After instead, invite him to explore your enchanted tiki room. 13 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 3: And that's when you hand over the numbers of the 14 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 3: loser line. 15 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 4: I'm only calling it that from now so hopefully. 16 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 3: He calls it to leave an awkward voicemail that we 17 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 3: can play on the air. Voicemails like this one. 18 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: Hi, Friday, I just thought i'd call because, I mean, 19 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: I know I gave you a bunch of compliments when 20 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 1: we met, but I forgot. 21 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 2: To tell you. The other thing I noticed about you 22 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 2: that I never got to tell. 23 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: You is you have symmetrical eyebrows. 24 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 2: Yeah. 25 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,839 Speaker 5: In fact, some of the most beautiful women in history 26 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 5: have like perfect eyebrows like kir Pratrip near perfect rout. 27 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: Of proud Ratio and the portress of George Washington's wife Martha. 28 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:29,399 Speaker 2: Her brows were pretty big. But dude, why do you 29 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 2: think she's my screen saver? Kittick kiddick, all right, I 30 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 2: idea have more compliments, but I'll probably save those when 31 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 2: we meet in person. So right now. 32 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always a compliment to look like Martha Washington. 33 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 34 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 3: Actually gives me a great idea for a new segment 35 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 3: we could do on the show Colonial First Ladies, Hot 36 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 3: or not? I'll give you John Quincy Adam's wife Mildredd 37 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 3: you tell me hot or not? 38 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 4: Sorry, how did he know what Cleopatra's eyebrows look like? 39 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 4: There's no pictures that the sculptures. 40 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 3: There's the sculptures. 41 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 4: Well, of course she's gonna hire a sculpture that's going 42 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 4: to give her perfect. 43 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 3: That's why was like just scrap mine. 44 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 5: Yeah. 45 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: So look, I tried, but I couldn't get you an 46 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: extra ticket to the football game on Sunday. The prices 47 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: are just insane. 48 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that. 49 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I know one of the security guards, 50 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: and he said that he thinks he could sneak you in. 51 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: So if you meet us over by the North Entrance 52 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,959 Speaker 1: and like lending, he said that he might be able 53 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 1: to hide you inside of one of those big you know, 54 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 1: like the soda coolers that they have, and you know, 55 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 1: once you get inside, we could maybe try and find 56 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: an extra seat for you. If not, you know, I'm 57 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 1: totally cool with just sitting on your lap, only because 58 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: you're taller than me, so you know, it's probably wouldn't 59 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: make sense the other way around. 60 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 2: But anyway, don't worry. My My butt's not bony or anything. 61 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: It's it's pretty cushion. 62 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 2: So you and I will get along. It'll it'll be great. 63 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 2: Go boy. 64 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 5: But I imaginehim sitting on her lap and she does 65 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,519 Speaker 5: like the leg thing with kids. 66 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 3: Down even harder to do the wave when they're sitting 67 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 3: in your lap too. 68 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. All I know is I'm going to 69 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 4: be at the North Entrance, so get myself into a 70 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 4: free football game. 71 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 3: Sneak in one of those fountain coolers. It is expensive, 72 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 3: so free is the option. 73 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 4: I mean, it feels kind of like a downgrade from 74 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 4: what Taylor Swift does to sneak into her, but I'll 75 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 4: take it. 76 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, we are in the middle of another gold Star 77 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 3: edition of The Loser Line. And remember we're on YouTube, 78 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 3: We're on TikTok install all the podcast platforms you can 79 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 3: find us at. Brooke and Jeffrey. Go there and something 80 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 3: will happen to you emotionally will yeah, could be raucous, laughter, 81 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 3: utter horror. The only way to find out is to 82 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 3: go and look yourself. 83 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 4: No options in between. 84 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 3: Now back to the clips. 85 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 5: Is this book in Jeffrey radio hotline. I've check calling 86 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 5: the other numbers, listen on your station website, but I'm 87 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 5: I'm not getting through to anyone. So anyway, this message 88 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:19,359 Speaker 5: is for Brooke from the Morning Show because apparently you 89 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 5: dated my husband a long time ago, like before you 90 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 5: got married, I guess, and he he still talks about 91 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:30,839 Speaker 5: you like a lot, like Heaven puts your voice on 92 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 5: in the call when we're driving together and he'll be like, oh, see, 93 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,799 Speaker 5: this is the crazy girl I dated with the news piercing. 94 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 5: So I wanted you to know that you definitely left 95 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 5: an impression on him. And sorry to hear about everything 96 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 5: going on in your marriage recently, but I hope it 97 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 5: gets better for you. About that dude. 98 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,840 Speaker 4: My marriage is in great shape, right y'all. 99 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what everybody says when their marriage is go 100 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 3: so well, Yeah, my marriage is perfect. I don't know 101 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 3: about you. 102 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:03,919 Speaker 2: If you're watching the. 103 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 3: Video of this on YouTube, she took her nose ring out, Yeah. 104 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,039 Speaker 2: This video. 105 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,880 Speaker 4: I did have a nose ring for like, oh god, 106 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 4: eighteen years. 107 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there. 108 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 2: Was a long time. 109 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,559 Speaker 1: Look are we gonna agree? 110 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 2: He called you a crazy girl. 111 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 4: It's just an ex They always call you that. 112 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 2: Hey, it's the tour guide from the Grand Damn. I 113 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 2: don't meet a lot of cute women on the damn tours, 114 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 2: especially ones that give me their numbers. 115 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 5: You know. 116 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. It's like like a damn miracle. And 117 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,160 Speaker 2: if you want to come by again, I could give 118 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 2: you another damn tour, like a private one, if you 119 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,360 Speaker 2: know what I mean. Oh and actually I don't know 120 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,839 Speaker 2: if you already went, but they do have a damn restaurant. 121 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 2: It's right next to the damn gift shop. And actually 122 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 2: they give me a damn discount if you want, we 123 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,599 Speaker 2: can do that anyway. 124 00:05:59,720 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 4: You know. 125 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 2: I feel like I'm rambling on and on about damns. 126 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 2: I just feel awesome talking to you and if you 127 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 2: want to come by again, the damns always going to 128 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:10,359 Speaker 2: be here for you. 129 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 3: I don't think he was doing it on purpose. I 130 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 3: just think that's how they talk. They're like, after the 131 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 3: damn tour, I use the damn restroom. I got a 132 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 3: damn rash from the damn Toilet's see. 133 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 4: Do I really have to go to my damn job tomorrow? 134 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:30,119 Speaker 3: This damn traffic, It's a Brooks damn ex boyfriend again. 135 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 3: Always just tuning, remember, yeah, no end, yes yeah. Remember. 136 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 3: You can hear your favorite loser lines of the week 137 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,719 Speaker 3: whenever you subscribe to the brook and Jeffrey YouTube. We 138 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 3: post them there along with our second date. Updates are 139 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 3: awkward Tuesdays, and yes, our damn phone taps in fact, 140 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 3: brand new one coming up right 141 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 4: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.