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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is jump

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Speaker 1: off jumped on him. Okay, we'll get into that find

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Speaker 1: out what that's all about in just a few because

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew has a prank phone call for today, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: what you got?

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Speaker 2: I got gyms? G e ms gyms.

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Speaker 3: That is God's Eyes ministry, God's Eyes ministry. Hey, we

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Speaker 3: are watching what you're tithing, and we want to know

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Speaker 3: if you're tithing correctly. God's Eyes Ministry, cat Dog.

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Speaker 2: If you would.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read Clarence Clarence. How you doing, Clarence?

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Speaker 3: This is Statyist man. I'm over at the church man,

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Speaker 3: my Baptist church. Where you a member of?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hey, okay, Hey, I'm with the gems man,

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Speaker 4: and uh you you you actually came to uh this

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Speaker 4: past service correct.

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Speaker 2: Gems? The gyms that's.

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Speaker 3: That's uh God's Eyes missionary and and basically what we

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Speaker 3: do is we watch what's going on you know in

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Speaker 3: the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come?

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Speaker 2: And uh, you know, I don't mean any.

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Speaker 3: Harm, but this this if my records indicate me right

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Speaker 3: through my God's eyes. Ministry the gyms, looking at my books.

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Speaker 3: Looks like you this is your first time at the

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Speaker 3: church this year? Correct?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Now, when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,

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Speaker 3: you actually did not stand?

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Speaker 2: Correct? No, because you remember there we go.

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Speaker 3: Now you you still work for uh you you you

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Speaker 3: work for them. Okay, Now what we've done is we've

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Speaker 3: averaged it out that you what.

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Speaker 5: What I mean, what is this about?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm way to it.

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Speaker 3: So so you probably are you averaging about what between

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Speaker 3: forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over

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Speaker 3: there with I mean, I.

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Speaker 5: Mean, yeah, something like that.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, go ahead, well problem see what we're looking

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Speaker 4: at since since you are member, because see you did

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Speaker 4: not stand when he said all members said, you did

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Speaker 4: not stand up, which which you right there are making

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Speaker 4: the you know you're you're you're clarifying that you are

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Speaker 4: a member, and you making about we're gonna roughly say

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Speaker 4: by forty five thousand dollars a.

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Speaker 3: Year, which means ten percent is forty five hundred. Now

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Speaker 3: we looked at the we looked at the books and

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Speaker 3: notice that you put in fifty dollars in the church

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Speaker 3: on this past Easter on Sunday. Now, if you put

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Speaker 3: fifty dollars in, you know we're close. See when you're

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Speaker 3: gonna start cutting into this forty five hundred dollars that

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Speaker 3: you are to be paying your tithes?

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Speaker 5: Wait? What's your name?

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Speaker 3: Like I said, sir, my name is Statius, statu is

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Speaker 3: will a man rock God.

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Speaker 2: Yet you have robbed me well and tied that would offer.

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Speaker 5: See you you you are Wait a minute, hold on,

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Speaker 5: hold a second. You got you got all the stuff

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Speaker 5: going on to the church. You you got uh, you

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Speaker 5: got hungry people, you got people that need salvation and whatever.

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Speaker 5: But you calling me about about some money that I

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Speaker 5: haven't given to the church. Well, well see, and that's

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Speaker 5: what your ministry does, y'all. Y'all spend all morning calling people.

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Speaker 3: My job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry, My

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Speaker 3: job is to keep an eye on what's going on

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Speaker 3: at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting

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Speaker 3: into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?

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Speaker 3: We see, this is why we can't get the extra

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Speaker 3: wing that pastor wants to put on because people like you.

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Speaker 5: This is why you know what?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 5: You got to hold on a second. First of all,

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Speaker 5: let me explain something to your brother, Fanny, yourself, whatever

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Speaker 5: the ministry you are with. Okay, that's fine. Listen, Hey,

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Speaker 5: I don't even have to explain this to you, but

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Speaker 5: let me explain something to you. All right. This is

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Speaker 5: a one job. So this is all we do. This

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Speaker 5: is the one job household. My wife don't work, but

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Speaker 5: my wife comes to church every Sunday and she pays

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Speaker 5: the tithes. And have you checked at the gym ministry?

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Speaker 5: Have y'all looked at her ties?

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Speaker 3: Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You

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Speaker 3: understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man

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Speaker 3: rob God? Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the

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Speaker 3: Lord of Brother clarience.

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Speaker 5: You know what, man? You know? That's you know? And

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Speaker 5: you wonder why people don't come to church all the time.

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Speaker 5: You know, how are you gonna tell me that I rob?

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Speaker 5: I could be giving my tithe somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: I am the secretary.

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Speaker 3: I am the gym's secretary of God's ministry. And my

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Speaker 3: eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: You're making forty five thousand.

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Speaker 5: Dollars somebody from the church. I don't know if that

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Speaker 5: is something, I'll tell you that who is I half?

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Speaker 5: But that's not none of their business. I know, I know,

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Speaker 5: I know. What does it have to do with and

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Speaker 5: calling people and asking them if they're paying? I got this,

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Speaker 5: I got this. Let me hand yeah, yeah, you know,

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Speaker 5: I got it. I got it, I got it, I

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Speaker 5: got it, I got I know, I know. I don't

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Speaker 5: know who who who? Who?

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Speaker 2: Who? Who? Who was that?

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Speaker 3: Sir?

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Speaker 5: That's my wife has been paying. That's my wife in paying.

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Speaker 5: I died. That's right. Oh okay.

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Speaker 3: I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all

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Speaker 3: pay three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Not undercut.

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Speaker 5: If she said we paid three hundred dollars, we paid

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Speaker 5: three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Let me ask you this, When are you gonna

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Speaker 3: start cutting into this forty five with.

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Speaker 2: A man rob god? Yet you have robbed me. That

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Speaker 2: is what you are doing, sir.

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Speaker 5: Well you know what you robbing me right now? You

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Speaker 5: robbing me right now at my time where I could

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Speaker 5: go out, I gotta be work. I can't even go

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Speaker 5: get dressed right now because I'm on the phone with you.

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Speaker 5: I have to be at work in half an hour.

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Speaker 5: You robbed me right now of my time.

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you something.

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Speaker 3: Can you bring your tax return into the toy? I

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Speaker 5: It my tax return. You know, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 5: I bring my tax return. If everybody else bring their

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Speaker 5: tax return. If you bring your tax return and pass

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Speaker 5: to bring his tax return, then I'll bring my tax return.

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Speaker 5: We can have a tax return party.

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Speaker 2: When will your tax return? When? Can you? Can you

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Speaker 2: fax it to me?

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Speaker 5: Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean, if

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Speaker 3: If it's not too much to ask for? Listen, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna be honest with you. The next time you do

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Speaker 5: Oh hold on, you're gonna pat me down next time I.

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Speaker 2: Come to church and then lay hands on you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you

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Speaker 5: on salary at the church?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? But what but what what does what does that

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Speaker 5: I need to know what you're tying.

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Speaker 2: It ain't goutting you look up, It ain't got nothing.

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Speaker 3: When you're gonna bring your forty five hundred dollars down

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Speaker 3: so we can add it, so we can get the

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Speaker 3: wing put on. I'm part of the gems. You'll bring

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Speaker 3: your money down.

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Speaker 2: Here are Clarence, isn't it?

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Speaker 5: Dog? Let me tell you something. I don't know who

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Speaker 5: you are. I don't know what this ministry.

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Speaker 2: I'm with the gyms. When can we exist it?

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Speaker 5: Man? I don't I don't care. I don't give it.

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Speaker 5: You know what Lever say. I don't care anything about

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Speaker 5: just your gym ministry. I don't care about you, man,

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Speaker 5: I don't care about any of that. Man, let me

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Speaker 5: take something dollars. Just this for real, don't call my

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Speaker 5: to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously, in

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Speaker 5: this economy, in this economy, you talk to me about

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Speaker 5: about me tied in fifty dollars. I'm trying. I'm trying

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Speaker 5: to put a dollar through college. I'm trying to set

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Speaker 5: a son through private school, and I can't get that done.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to keep the lights.

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Speaker 2: On the What do that have to do with the church.

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Speaker 5: I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up.

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Speaker 5: And if you want to meet me and whatever you're

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Speaker 5: gonna do or whatever. Then that's fine.

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Speaker 2: So I need to tell you something else about your job.

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Speaker 5: You ain't tell me nothing about my job. You have

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Speaker 5: to kill me.

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Speaker 2: I need to tell you something about your job.

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Speaker 5: Dude, I'm gonna hang up this phone.

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Speaker 2: Is that a man named Chapman at your job?

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Speaker 5: Yes, Chapman at my job?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's been there too.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, wait a minute. Chapman is the one

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Speaker 3: that got me to call you. This is you, tire

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Speaker 3: me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got.

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Speaker 5: Pranked, man, Man mant me feeling guilty, I mean.

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Speaker 2: With with the with the gym ministry.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but somebody getting ready to get beat up at the.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,

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Speaker 3: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest

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Speaker 3: radio show in the land, obviously.

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Speaker 5: Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: And there you have it. That's that.

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Speaker 3: That's that's that's that's my so stupid for your Friday

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Speaker 3: right there. If you and Raleigh, though, if you in

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Speaker 3: North Kakilaka tonight, I'm gonna be stupid twice baby, two

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Speaker 3: shows to night, y'all, come see your boy nephew. You

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Speaker 3: tire me and friends, be there, all be here all

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Speaker 3: weekend long, okay, all weekend. The nephew in Riley acting

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Speaker 3: the damn fool thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, the jump

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Speaker 1: off jumped on him. That is the subject of today's

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. We'll get into it right after this. You're

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