WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bumper Badger

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Oppenheimer's back.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, And I got an email from Liz who wanted

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<v Speaker 4>the phone tap her brother Darren. He runs this business

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<v Speaker 4>from his cell phone and he hates telemarketers.

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<v Speaker 2>He gets these calls all day.

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<v Speaker 4>So what better to do than to put Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 4>to task with Liz's brother Darren.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we get.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hello, oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>kod afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Bumper Guard

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<v Speaker 2>Auto Supply Direct. How are you doing today, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm great in yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a wide array of bumper guards for your automobile.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a piece of rubber that goes over your bumper.

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<v Speaker 2>We have the bumper Bully, the bumper badger, bumper guard.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're just you're just wasting your time right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not interested, but thank you very much. Car sir, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I own two cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you a little bit about the bumper bully.

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<v Speaker 2>The bumper Bully offers it.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen. I'm not interested, thank you very much. I have

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<v Speaker 3>a great day.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, goodfon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer pulling the bumper bully.

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<v Speaker 2>Holding the bumper bully offers an extra wack bumper protector surface.

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<v Speaker 2>As an added benefit, our bumper guard integrates dual reflectors

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<v Speaker 2>for suffer nighttime.

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<v Speaker 3>And you please take your ten yes look at one

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<v Speaker 3>time and call my name off the list. Do not

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<v Speaker 3>call me again, Darren speaking, I might help you good.

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<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer for the as a Car

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<v Speaker 2>Enthusiast Protector.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop calling me. Stop calling me, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you you or dumb, which which.

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<v Speaker 3>One is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I spoke to you about the bumper bully, but Nobby.

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<v Speaker 1>Told you I'm not interested in any guard.

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<v Speaker 2>If the bumper bully is not your cup of tea,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe the bumper badger is you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's especially something you're gonna need a bumper badger around

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<v Speaker 3>your less than your right eye. If you call me

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<v Speaker 3>one more time, you understand me. It's the business through

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<v Speaker 3>my phone and you're closing up my line. I'm waiting

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<v Speaker 3>on important.

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<v Speaker 1>Business phone calls and you're calling me.

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<v Speaker 3>About a bumper badge of guard.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do about either. Call me, do you understand me?

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<v Speaker 1>Especially me one more time? I don't want to report you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do not call this Do you

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<v Speaker 1>understand what that means? Especially, do not call me.

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<v Speaker 5>The badger to tell me again? Down speaking, The bumper

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<v Speaker 5>Badger's designed to attach inside your trunk in second.

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<v Speaker 3>Your poor excuse for a human being and for a salesperson.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been in sales for over twenty city.

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<v Speaker 2>Flip it out when you park your car on the

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<v Speaker 2>street and flip it back when you leave.

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<v Speaker 3>Told you I'm not I want you to off.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, just thirty nine ninety nine today, sir, you know where's.

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<v Speaker 3>Your office located?

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<v Speaker 2>My office is located in Detroit.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish I was in Detroit. Do you have a

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<v Speaker 3>New York office so I could come there and kick

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<v Speaker 3>your mask?

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<v Speaker 2>Act now and we'll throw in Defender Defender for free.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello Dan, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Michael Lavenheimer, Sir. For a limited time only, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>give you the rear end rubber tree of that includes

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<v Speaker 2>the bumper Bully, the bumper Batcher, and Defender Defender.

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<v Speaker 1>You paint every time you call me names on that.

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<v Speaker 2>List, Sir, have you ever been rear ended?

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<v Speaker 1>The question of that?

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't answer my question? Have you ever been rear ended.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got one in the front and one in the

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<v Speaker 2>back of all three of my cars. Now I have

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<v Speaker 2>protection when another guy rams me from behind.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't like this one another guy rams you from behind?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you have nicks, scratches, dents, chipped paint on your

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<v Speaker 2>car before?

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<v Speaker 1>He never literally walked outside your office and have someone

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<v Speaker 1>walk up to you and living out of you. Because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going.

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<v Speaker 2>To the bumper bully, sure the bumper Hello, This is

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<v Speaker 2>mister Michael Oppenheimer with the bumper Badger, bumper bully in

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<v Speaker 2>the fender defender, the bumper.

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<v Speaker 3>Badger in the bumper Badger?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, how many of these would you like to purchase today?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how many of these would you like

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<v Speaker 3>to purchase today? You sound like you sound like you're

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<v Speaker 3>juggling bolves in your mouth. So is this going to

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<v Speaker 3>be the bumper bumper?

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<v Speaker 2>The bumper Badger's going to be the bumper bully defender.

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<v Speaker 1>Defenders, You're gonna be the bumper Would you like.

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<v Speaker 2>To rear end rubber tree You're.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna be the bumper boo boo? Or is this going

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<v Speaker 3>to be the bumper rubber yogi?

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<v Speaker 2>Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Let's take this from the top.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is mister b.

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<v Speaker 2>I need protection when another man.

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<v Speaker 3>Protector when another man rams me from behind. Good idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I remind he was Scary Jones from Elvis Durand

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<v Speaker 2>in the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped, Liz is.

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<v Speaker 1>On the phone. Okay, there, you are such an idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate you.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 4>This phone tap was pre recorded with the permission granted

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<v Speaker 4>by all participates. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on

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<v Speaker 4>Elvis Duran in the Morning Show