Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tapping.
Speaker 3: Michael Oppenheimer's back.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, And I got an email from Liz who wanted
Speaker 4: the phone tap her brother Darren. He runs this business
Speaker 4: from his cell phone and he hates telemarketers.
Speaker 2: He gets these calls all day.
Speaker 4: So what better to do than to put Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 4: to task with Liz's brother Darren.
Speaker 3: Here we get.
Speaker 2: Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hello, oh, yes,
Speaker 2: kod afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Bumper Guard
Speaker 2: Auto Supply Direct. How are you doing today, sir?
Speaker 3: I'm great in yourself.
Speaker 2: We have a wide array of bumper guards for your automobile.
Speaker 2: It's a piece of rubber that goes over your bumper.
Speaker 2: We have the bumper Bully, the bumper badger, bumper guard.
Speaker 3: And you're just you're just wasting your time right now.
Speaker 3: I'm not interested, but thank you very much. Car sir, Yes,
Speaker 3: I own two cars.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you a little bit about the bumper bully.
Speaker 2: The bumper Bully offers it.
Speaker 3: Listen. I'm not interested, thank you very much. I have
Speaker 3: a great day.
Speaker 2: Hello, goodfon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer pulling the bumper bully.
Speaker 2: Holding the bumper bully offers an extra wack bumper protector surface.
Speaker 2: As an added benefit, our bumper guard integrates dual reflectors
Speaker 2: for suffer nighttime.
Speaker 3: And you please take your ten yes look at one
Speaker 3: time and call my name off the list. Do not
Speaker 3: call me again, Darren speaking, I might help you good.
Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer for the as a Car
Speaker 2: Enthusiast Protector.
Speaker 3: Stop calling me. Stop calling me, sir.
Speaker 1: I told you you or dumb, which which.
Speaker 3: One is it?
Speaker 2: I spoke to you about the bumper bully, but Nobby.
Speaker 1: Told you I'm not interested in any guard.
Speaker 2: If the bumper bully is not your cup of tea,
Speaker 2: maybe the bumper badger is you.
Speaker 3: It's especially something you're gonna need a bumper badger around
Speaker 3: your less than your right eye. If you call me
Speaker 3: one more time, you understand me. It's the business through
Speaker 3: my phone and you're closing up my line. I'm waiting
Speaker 3: on important.
Speaker 1: Business phone calls and you're calling me.
Speaker 3: About a bumper badge of guard.
Speaker 1: I don't do about either. Call me, do you understand me?
Speaker 1: Especially me one more time? I don't want to report you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do not call this Do you
Speaker 1: understand what that means? Especially, do not call me.
Speaker 5: The badger to tell me again? Down speaking, The bumper
Speaker 5: Badger's designed to attach inside your trunk in second.
Speaker 3: Your poor excuse for a human being and for a salesperson.
Speaker 3: I've been in sales for over twenty city.
Speaker 2: Flip it out when you park your car on the
Speaker 2: street and flip it back when you leave.
Speaker 3: Told you I'm not I want you to off.
Speaker 2: Now, just thirty nine ninety nine today, sir, you know where's.
Speaker 3: Your office located?
Speaker 2: My office is located in Detroit.
Speaker 3: I wish I was in Detroit. Do you have a
Speaker 3: New York office so I could come there and kick
Speaker 3: your mask?
Speaker 2: Act now and we'll throw in Defender Defender for free.
Speaker 3: Hello Dan, this is.
Speaker 2: Mister Michael Lavenheimer, Sir. For a limited time only, I'll
Speaker 2: give you the rear end rubber tree of that includes
Speaker 2: the bumper Bully, the bumper Batcher, and Defender Defender.
Speaker 1: You paint every time you call me names on that.
Speaker 2: List, Sir, have you ever been rear ended?
Speaker 1: The question of that?
Speaker 2: You didn't answer my question? Have you ever been rear ended.
Speaker 1: Do you know.
Speaker 2: I've got one in the front and one in the
Speaker 2: back of all three of my cars. Now I have
Speaker 2: protection when another guy rams me from behind.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you.
Speaker 3: Don't like this one another guy rams you from behind?
Speaker 2: Don't you have nicks, scratches, dents, chipped paint on your
Speaker 2: car before?
Speaker 1: He never literally walked outside your office and have someone
Speaker 1: walk up to you and living out of you. Because
Speaker 1: I'm going.
Speaker 2: To the bumper bully, sure the bumper Hello, This is
Speaker 2: mister Michael Oppenheimer with the bumper Badger, bumper bully in
Speaker 2: the fender defender, the bumper.
Speaker 3: Badger in the bumper Badger?
Speaker 2: Sir, how many of these would you like to purchase today?
Speaker 3: I don't know how many of these would you like
Speaker 3: to purchase today? You sound like you sound like you're
Speaker 3: juggling bolves in your mouth. So is this going to
Speaker 3: be the bumper bumper?
Speaker 2: The bumper Badger's going to be the bumper bully defender.
Speaker 1: Defenders, You're gonna be the bumper Would you like.
Speaker 2: To rear end rubber tree You're.
Speaker 3: Gonna be the bumper boo boo? Or is this going
Speaker 3: to be the bumper rubber yogi?
Speaker 2: Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Let's take this from the top.
Speaker 2: My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: My name is mister b.
Speaker 2: I need protection when another man.
Speaker 3: Protector when another man rams me from behind. Good idiot.
Speaker 2: Now I remind he was Scary Jones from Elvis Durand
Speaker 2: in the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped, Liz is.
Speaker 1: On the phone. Okay, there, you are such an idiot.
Speaker 3: I hate you.
Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 4: This phone tap was pre recorded with the permission granted
Speaker 4: by all participates. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on
Speaker 4: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show