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Speaker 1: You don't. I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Speak.

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Speaker 3: Got a text in the seventy eighty five nine two

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Speaker 3: that says, I'm a single woman and whenever I need

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Speaker 3: any work done on my house, like by a plumber

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Speaker 3: or electrician, et cetera, I just hop on Tinder and

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Speaker 3: find someone with that profession and strike up a convo

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Speaker 3: about it. Usually they'll offer to come out and fix

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Speaker 3: it for free.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me, plumber too?

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Speaker 3: I mean, we do offer our listeners this service for free.

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Speaker 3: Are we just as thirsty as Tinder dudes? Swipe right

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Speaker 3: on your radio dials to find out that'll change the

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Speaker 3: go ahead? Give it a shot. Today, we have a

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Speaker 3: woman who wants to come on here and use us

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Speaker 3: for our listening skills. She's chosen to go by Claire

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Speaker 3: as her fake name. Claire. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, Hilaire.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like everybody in this room is ready to be used, Claire. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how are you feeling?

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Speaker 2: I'm a little nervous?

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Speaker 1: Actually, okay, don't you worry? Well? Thease, the tension that

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Speaker 1: was not smooth at all.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could possibly getting more awkward than that, Claire,

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Speaker 3: So you can rescue the voice changer is on. You

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Speaker 3: are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, we want to

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Speaker 3: hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: So I kind of became low key and stuft with

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Speaker 2: this guy I never met before.

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Speaker 3: Boys right here you could talk to Josey wanted me

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Speaker 3: to come back.

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Speaker 1: Are you talking like a celebrity or something? Is that

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Speaker 1: what you mean? Because how would you know someone you

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Speaker 1: never met?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: I found him on Instagram, like through a friend of

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Speaker 2: a friend's page.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay photo, Yes, yes, that's it.

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Speaker 2: She was tagging a photo. He was really good looking,

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Speaker 2: and so I started following his profile.

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Speaker 3: Typical behavior alexis for someone to do. I think, Yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't always follow, you could just stalk, but you know,

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Speaker 1: let's be honest. Claire also did a deep dive. She

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Speaker 1: knows his birth date, where his mom grew up, so

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Speaker 1: every time he makes a post, it's all this true.

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Speaker 2: Claire, I definitely went down that rabbit hole.

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Speaker 1: She's like, oh he lettered in soccer?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like every time I check his insick. She just

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Speaker 2: seems super down to earth, like the type of guy

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Speaker 2: I would want as a boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Dude, why aren't you telling your friend to introduce you.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was just too scared. But way do you hear?

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Speaker 2: What happens? Though?

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Speaker 3: Why what happens?

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Speaker 2: One day he posted like this video of him and

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Speaker 2: his friends in their garage. Super weird song I'd never

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Speaker 2: heard and it's not like a famous one, but she

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Speaker 2: like tid a song. So I made you to listen

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Speaker 2: to it and I learned it like every single word.

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Speaker 1: And are you an adult when all this is happening?

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Speaker 1: Some you're a teenager?

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Speaker 3: This is a healthy thing to completely become the person

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Speaker 3: that you're obsessed with.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yes, well that's not healthy, but that's

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Speaker 1: what happens a lot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so you're you're learning his interests. I

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Speaker 3: don't think that's better.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: So a few weeks later, he made a post like, hey,

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Speaker 2: everybody come out and to put my friends who DJing

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Speaker 2: at this bar tonight. So I convinced one of my

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Speaker 2: girlfriends to come with me and we went there.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, because this is your moment, Like it's like

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Speaker 1: a public place, it's not a private party. You can

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Speaker 1: randomly run into him.

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Speaker 3: Times.

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Speaker 2: That was kind of it. And so I get there

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Speaker 2: and yeah, he's there.

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Speaker 1: Are you so nervous.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, it's like drinking out

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Speaker 2: king cute. Oh my god, forget it. And he doesn't

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Speaker 2: know me at all, But I have like this plan. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I went to the DJ and I quested that weird

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Speaker 2: song and he started playing it, the.

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Speaker 3: One from his video. I really hope that is a Bangler.

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Speaker 2: Plays the song and I go back into the crowd

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Speaker 2: and I get really close to him and I start

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Speaker 2: singing it like in harmony and everything, like I'm totally

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Speaker 2: going on. And he looks at me and he's like, what,

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Speaker 2: how do you know this song?

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Speaker 3: Of course?

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Speaker 1: That yeh small world ye.

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Speaker 2: I was like, this is my favorite song. It's weird,

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Speaker 2: like nobody ever knows it.

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Speaker 1: I love this for like eight years.

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Speaker 3: Scratching Kittens Furry Dragons is my favorite fan of all time.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Then we start dancing together. By bit it worked. We

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Speaker 2: hung out the whole rest of the night.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe this.

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Speaker 1: How did it go.

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Speaker 2: After we actually started dating? So it's been over a

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Speaker 2: year now.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you're still dating him?

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Speaker 3: You're together?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Wait? Does he know that this is the story of

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Speaker 3: how you guys actually met? No?

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Speaker 2: I have never told him the truth, and I don't

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Speaker 2: want him to think I'm super weird for basically stocking him.

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Speaker 3: Right, if I found out a girl, I think most

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Speaker 3: guys and it's like, even if we've been dating for

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Speaker 3: a year, I'd be like, wait, what it was based

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Speaker 3: on a lie?

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Speaker 1: And maybe your ten year anniversary. That's as soon as

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Speaker 1: you can.

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Speaker 3: Tell, or the day after the wedding itself. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: the luck to you and your boyfriend that just stopped.

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Speaker 3: Text in to seven eighty five nine two. If you

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Speaker 3: have a confession you've been holding on to, will Hydra

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Speaker 3: Identity mask your voice and make you the next mass speaker?

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