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Speaker 1: He's another jee. Hello. Hi, my name is Colby Sasarek.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from Yeah, I was looking for Benjamin. Hi Benjamin,

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Speaker 1: do you have just a few minutes to talk about

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Speaker 1: your rewards card usage? Um? What is this about? I

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Speaker 1: just want to talk about your rewards card usage a

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Speaker 1: little bit. I thought you guys weren't supposed to contact

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Speaker 1: me about this kind of stuff. Typically we don't, but

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Speaker 1: we noticed a few things with some recent purchases, and

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Speaker 1: we felt like we should get you on the phone

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Speaker 1: and talk to you for a second. Oh, I promise,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to sell I'm not trying to sell

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Speaker 1: you anything. Well, what would purchase us? We just wanted

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Speaker 1: to congratulate you on the condoms. Excuse me, Well, when

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Speaker 1: you use your rewards card at our store, we track

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Speaker 1: what you buy, and according to our records, it's been

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Speaker 1: over a year since you purchase condoms from us, and

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Speaker 1: we see that you just recently purchase some. So we're

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Speaker 1: calling to say congratulations. This is you can't call me

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Speaker 1: about this kind of purchase. I don't understand why you're

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Speaker 1: getting upset. We're calling to say it's a happy occasion.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're finally back in action or however you

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Speaker 1: want to say it. This is none of your business. Well,

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Speaker 1: you're a valued customer. You care about us, so we

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Speaker 1: care about you. It's kind of how this thing works.

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Speaker 1: Is this really like the choice of product that you

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Speaker 1: guys call people about, Like we call people about all

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Speaker 1: roccoli or cereal or something like that. You're calling me

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Speaker 1: about my condom use? Yeah, because it's out of the

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Speaker 1: norm for you to buy condoms. If you just started

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Speaker 1: wrong with you, why are you? Do you listen to yourself?

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Speaker 1: Do you hear what you're saying to me? So? What's

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Speaker 1: her name? Okay? I should have hung up the minute

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Speaker 1: you call, but I want to get you fired now,

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Speaker 1: So could plea speak to your supervisor? Well, these are

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Speaker 1: calls that all of our supervisors know are going out.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk to you about this anymore. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me speak to whoever they're working for right now.

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Speaker 1: This is Look, I'll get my supervisor in just a second,

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Speaker 1: but I would like to recommend getting off the phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting off the phone to you. Let me

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Speaker 1: talk to your supervisor. Don't want to hear anything else

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Speaker 1: for you, but I would like to recommend trying the

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Speaker 1: Trojan extended pleasure. Get me your supervisor. Well see that,

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Speaker 1: Well that's true. I don't know if you know what

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Speaker 1: that condom is or not. Are you not listening to me?

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Speaker 1: I've told you I don't want to talk about condoms.

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Speaker 1: Get me here. I know, supervisor, we're not talking about condoms.

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Speaker 1: We're not any ordinary condoms. We're talking about the Trojan

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Speaker 1: extended pleasure condoms, which I think you might want to

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Speaker 1: pick up. What is wrong with you or not listening

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Speaker 1: to me? I'm just excited for you, and there's this

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Speaker 1: new product. I'm excited about the new product, and I

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Speaker 1: figured it's a perfect time to tell you since you

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Speaker 1: just recently I've done. I'm just talking to you about this. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: but it helps you last longer in the bedroom. That's

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Speaker 1: why it's called extended pleasure. I don't care about extended pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Well you should. I mean, if you want to keep

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend happy, you should. You you're a listener for

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Speaker 1: a grocery store and you're talking about me pleasure my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: You think you are. I'm trying to help you in

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Speaker 1: any way possible. This is so out of bounds. So

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Speaker 1: you I mean likes the rewards card and you're talking

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Speaker 1: about my girlfriend and extended pleasure. What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to help you out and help your

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Speaker 1: shopping experience, help with my girlfriend. Who are you talking to? Well?

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Speaker 1: I just noticed what kind of condomns you bought previously,

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Speaker 1: and I figured we cannot be looking at my record

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Speaker 1: on condom use and I don't know, I don't even

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Speaker 1: know when you think I bought condoms. I don't buy

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Speaker 1: condom Trojan. Extended Pleasure is also ninety nine percent effective

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Speaker 1: at keeping the bumps off your junk, So think about

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Speaker 1: that too. You're a professional, and you just said bomps

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Speaker 1: on your junk? Kidding me? I'm actually are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you because your girlfriend, Samantha set you up.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? It means that this is actually

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Speaker 1: jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: eighty two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Your your girlfriend said

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Speaker 1: you just started dating and wanted to mess with you

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Speaker 1: about finally getting some I can't why the did I

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Speaker 1: stay on the phone with you this whole same time?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, congratulations on your cotton purchase buddy. Oh yeah, thanks,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I love that everybody just found out

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Speaker 1: about to keep those bumps off the junk, all right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll do my bath weak up every morning with phone

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, call out six six six,

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Speaker 1: moving like Window Base was to cat and mouse game

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Speaker 1: where we