WEBVTT - How Cockroaches Work

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<v Speaker 1>Come to stuff you should know from house Stuff work

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<v Speaker 1>stocks dot com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Josh Clark and Charles W. Chuck Bryant is with me.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got his glasses on, he's got his hair shorn,

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<v Speaker 1>his fingernails are chewed down to the quick. He's ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go. I was hoping we could open the show

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<v Speaker 1>with lakukaracha playing in the background. Well, oh yeah, we can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if we can or not. I can't know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way we can't. Well, hold on, let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>humme it. We could probably do that, right, that's wayne.

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<v Speaker 1>People just imagine in your heads that you're sipping a

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<v Speaker 1>margharita and some mariachi band is playing lukukaracha right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to be confused with tequila, no, which is similar.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I always confused it too, really well, not want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear him, but like if I think of la

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<v Speaker 1>kukaracha like I often think of Peewee dancing on the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm like, oh, yeah, this tequila. But you know

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<v Speaker 1>what Luca lookukarat is about out. I assumed cockroaches, but

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<v Speaker 1>probably not. No, a cockroach who has lost one of

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<v Speaker 1>his legs and it's having a hard time. I just

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<v Speaker 1>found that out today. I did not know that. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at me. I didn't either until like just a few

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<v Speaker 1>hours ago, Chuck, I was once like, you naive to

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<v Speaker 1>the way of Kaa. Alright, so we talked about lakukaratas

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<v Speaker 1>you'd hoped you feel good. Yeah, have you ever seen

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<v Speaker 1>the X Files episode with the cockroaches. I don't know. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it is perfect. It's one of the top five. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's not even like a part of it, part of

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<v Speaker 1>the big bigger picture once, it's like its own thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they have the name for those episodes. I can't remember

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<v Speaker 1>what it's called. But like when it's just about a

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<v Speaker 1>shape shift or and it has nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 1>the overarching conspiracy. Yeah, it's one of those, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just about cockroaches and a cockroach infestation may or may

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<v Speaker 1>not exist. But at one point, like it's getting really

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<v Speaker 1>like the cockroaches are everywhere and like everybody's starting to

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<v Speaker 1>go a little crazy and all that, and they they

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<v Speaker 1>m digitized the cockroach like crawling across your TV screen

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<v Speaker 1>like obviously not part of the scene, and it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like it was on your screen. So like, you're it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like there's a cockroach in your house. It was,

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<v Speaker 1>it was, It's a good episode. Yeah, I was late

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<v Speaker 1>on the X Files. I didn't watch it when it

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<v Speaker 1>was out. And then when I moved to New Jersey

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<v Speaker 1>they started doing reruns and Justin I was living at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, was like, you never watched X Files. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like no, And then it was on every night.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched the crap out of it that did you

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<v Speaker 1>see the Charles Nelson Riley one where he's like an artist?

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<v Speaker 1>It's jose Chunks from outer Space? Remember where like could

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<v Speaker 1>Jessie the Body Venture and Alex Trebecker in it? Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. I must not have seen them all

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<v Speaker 1>because I was catching them on reruns. You didn't see

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<v Speaker 1>like some of the best ones. Go see go watch

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<v Speaker 1>those two. I know you have access to them. All right, Okay? Done? So, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking cockroaches here and apparently also just through the

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<v Speaker 1>body of ventura. Um, did you know, Chuck, the cockroaches

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<v Speaker 1>are extremely clean insects. Well always said the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>about vultures. They are personally clean. Apparently they do track

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of germs spread disease. They apparently leave a

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<v Speaker 1>trail of fecal material everywhere they go, because it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of bread crumbs for them to follow back.

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<v Speaker 1>They spread bacteria, of course, in that fecal material. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there are proteins that set off up to six of

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<v Speaker 1>allergy sufferers allergies. They'll eat garbage and waste, they'll they'll

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<v Speaker 1>crawl on poop that your dog laid down in the

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<v Speaker 1>yard and eat it if your dog doesn't need it first.

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<v Speaker 1>And yet a cockroach itself is very clean because they're

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<v Speaker 1>extremely um intense groomers. First of all, they keep their

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<v Speaker 1>antenna clean because they have fatty secretion or some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of secretion that if they don't clean it off, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>block their antenna from sensing things. So they constantly clean

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<v Speaker 1>their antenna. But apparently they also clean their feet and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>And I read about a study. It was pretty almost anecdotal,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so outside of the scientific method. But um,

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<v Speaker 1>they took a swab from a guy's hands who hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>washed his hands for two hours, and they took a

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<v Speaker 1>swab off of the foot or tarsus, i should say,

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<v Speaker 1>of a cockroach who had been walking through garbage, and

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<v Speaker 1>then two hours later, they took a swab and um,

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<v Speaker 1>they put it in culture and the guy grew way

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<v Speaker 1>more bacteria than the cockroaches culture did. I don't care,

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<v Speaker 1>which means that that man is dirty year than a cockroach.

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<v Speaker 1>They proved it. I would still smash the cockroach with

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<v Speaker 1>my flip flop. See. I don't believe there's a there's

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<v Speaker 1>a sect out there, and I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 1>Hinduism or Jainism. It's one of those two where the

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<v Speaker 1>the monks of this sect um carry little brooms hand

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<v Speaker 1>brooms to kind of brush everything off wherever they sit

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<v Speaker 1>so they don't accidentally kill even the tiniest I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's great, and I kind of agree with that. I

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<v Speaker 1>think everything is a right to life. Now, you have

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<v Speaker 1>been on record on this very show talking about killing

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<v Speaker 1>cockroaches because the way the skitter. No, no, no, not cockroaches.

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<v Speaker 1>I am down with killing mosquitoes and ticks. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>talked about the cockroaches. I don't kill cockroaches. You talked

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<v Speaker 1>very much about how fast they are and how they

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<v Speaker 1>skitter and how that freaks you out. I don't kill them. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't kill roaches. I'm telling you, like I defy

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<v Speaker 1>you to find the time stamp. All right, somebody please

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<v Speaker 1>help me. Okay. Um, I will kill the crap out

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<v Speaker 1>of a mosquito, a cockroach, and um, I will generally

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<v Speaker 1>shoe a fly. Now i'll kill lies. I generally won't

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<v Speaker 1>kill a fly because they're not a big problem. But

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have flies around you all the time now

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<v Speaker 1>like me. But um, mosquitoes and cockroaches I will kill.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's about it. Yeah, everything else right to life.

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<v Speaker 1>Cockroaches you must die. So cockroaches are Um. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>they understand that Chuck wants them to die. Many people do.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very disliked, which has possibly accounted for them evolving

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<v Speaker 1>to be really difficult to kill. For one, they're nocturnal,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're hiding away from us when we're up because

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<v Speaker 1>we're diurnal. Does the opposite of nocturnal. Yeah. Um, they

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<v Speaker 1>have sensors, little sensors in there. Um, we'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>that spoiler. They run really fast, they do. They reproduce

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<v Speaker 1>extremely quickly. And there's more than four thousand species of cockroach.

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<v Speaker 1>So you would think the whole rule would be infested

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<v Speaker 1>with cockroach is but not true. It's actually mainly just

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<v Speaker 1>one species, the German cockroach, that is h accountable for

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<v Speaker 1>most infestations in homes around the world. That's right, that

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<v Speaker 1>is one of the four main species that you might see,

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<v Speaker 1>the German, the American a k. A. Palmetto bug, which

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<v Speaker 1>are big, Oh yeah, man creepy. There's one man that

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<v Speaker 1>like in South America. It's like as big as your hand,

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<v Speaker 1>six inches lunch, one foot wing diameter wingspan. The brown

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<v Speaker 1>banded cocka roach and the oriental cocka roach um are

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<v Speaker 1>the four that you're likely to come across in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>And the German cockroach an American are the ones you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to see here in the United States. And they

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<v Speaker 1>have been brought here by you because they get that

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they're not obviously gonna fly from continent. In

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<v Speaker 1>the continent, they hit tribes on airplanes and boats and

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<v Speaker 1>getting chipping containers and in your mouth, moving boxes and

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<v Speaker 1>ghosery bags, and they are ubiquitous, and they, like all

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<v Speaker 1>insects are most insects, they do a service. Most of

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<v Speaker 1>them are going to be out in the woods like

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<v Speaker 1>chewing stuff and pooping it out and being a part

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<v Speaker 1>of the ecosystem um. But it's the ones in the

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<v Speaker 1>home that really freaked people out right, And Chuck, I

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<v Speaker 1>think one of the more fascinating things. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>Rod just turned out to be pretty fascinating, even more

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<v Speaker 1>than I expect him. I just thought there were a

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<v Speaker 1>few things that were fascinating where you creeped out, like

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<v Speaker 1>reading this or do so it's not like that you

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<v Speaker 1>just hate them, Yeah, I mean there, it's like you

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<v Speaker 1>previously talked about that you deny. It's the way they

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<v Speaker 1>move and how fast they are is what creeps me out.

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<v Speaker 1>And like, there's no greater fear than laying in bed

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<v Speaker 1>and seeing one on the ceiling above you, just waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for it to fall into your mouth. Yeah, but apparently

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<v Speaker 1>they are pretty good at not falling off of the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. Um, And they've had a long time to

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<v Speaker 1>practice this kind of stuff. They've been around for about

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<v Speaker 1>three twenty million years, longer than dinosaurs, way longer than

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<v Speaker 1>dinosas they survived that extinction event they did, and well

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about it, Chuck. Just how much of an

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<v Speaker 1>extinction event can a cockroach survive? Can they survive a

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<v Speaker 1>nuclear fallout, a nuclear war that would kill all humans?

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<v Speaker 1>Could a cockroach survive as they are rumored to. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that's sadly, it's like we don't know because that

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't happened. Not sadly, thankfully that hasn't happened. But um,

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<v Speaker 1>the answer is some people say maybe, some people say

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<v Speaker 1>maybe not. Um. What we definitely know is they probably

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<v Speaker 1>could not survive the nuclear winter because they like warm,

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<v Speaker 1>moist places and the nuclear winter would not be good

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<v Speaker 1>for cockroaches. Apparently they're less susceptible the radiation poisoning and

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<v Speaker 1>humans are, but more than most insects. So as far

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<v Speaker 1>as insects goes, they might not be the best candidate, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, so maybe, but probably not. I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 1>on that side that they probably wouldn't survive a nuclear war,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're talking about radiation though not like the blast

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<v Speaker 1>obviously that would kill everything, you know. Um, alright, so

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<v Speaker 1>they survived the dinosaurs extinction event. They have been around

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<v Speaker 1>for three million years. They are very hearty little insects.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk a little bit about their bodies. They're creepy,

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<v Speaker 1>little crunchy bodies. So, um, most of them are between

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<v Speaker 1>two inch half an inch and two inches long. They're

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<v Speaker 1>brown or black usually and that length is minus their

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<v Speaker 1>intended that's just their bodieside, you don't and their heads

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<v Speaker 1>point downward like as Tracy Wilson, who wrote this article

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<v Speaker 1>points out, almost as if they're built for ramming or

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<v Speaker 1>just searching for stuff. You know, it's another way to

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<v Speaker 1>look at it. The males are the ones that have wings.

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<v Speaker 1>Females may have wings, but their vestigial wings they can't

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<v Speaker 1>fly with them. Males can fly not very well though,

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<v Speaker 1>which makes them even more horrific when a palmetal bug,

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<v Speaker 1>a big one is flying at your face because you

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<v Speaker 1>know he has no control exactly. Yeah, it's sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like the cicada. Like they're I don't think their wind

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<v Speaker 1>wings were made for flying, but if they jump off

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<v Speaker 1>of something high, they can help them a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>uh to glide perhaps and not like hit the ground

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<v Speaker 1>is hard um short distances basically, and their their insects,

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<v Speaker 1>which means that they have three main body regions, the head,

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<v Speaker 1>the thorax, and the abdomen. They have an exoskeleton that

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<v Speaker 1>they molt as they grow, and they mold a number

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<v Speaker 1>of times, depending on the cockroach species, over the course

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<v Speaker 1>of a couple of weeks or over the course of

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of years, and their lifespans also are um

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<v Speaker 1>uh in step with that molting schedule. Um. But they

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<v Speaker 1>cockroach will mold several times over its life before it

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<v Speaker 1>becomes an adult. Yes, and when they molt, um, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing as when they're born. They're gonna look

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<v Speaker 1>white and um that's probably kind of creepy looking. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen a molted cockroach like a skinless cockroach. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like the lady in hell raizor before she uh and uh.

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<v Speaker 1>They're they're pretty susceptible to injury and death obviously when

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<v Speaker 1>but when after they've molted before bursicon, which is a hormone,

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<v Speaker 1>makes their exoskeleton hard and dark once again. Then they

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<v Speaker 1>have their little armor um, which is no match for

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<v Speaker 1>a flip flop by uh. They can regrow lost limbs

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<v Speaker 1>when it molts, which is pretty cool, and they can

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<v Speaker 1>even put molting off for a little while in order

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<v Speaker 1>to regrow a lost limb. Um in their head. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>go over their head. They have eyes and their antenna,

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<v Speaker 1>which we've talked about, which we'll get into more specifically.

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<v Speaker 1>And there Tracy loves saying mouth parts. Yeah, she writes

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of these articles. Yeah, she she will never

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<v Speaker 1>just say mouths. Yeah, it's not a true mouth apparently,

0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.680
<v Speaker 1>it's yeah, a mouth part. Yeah. They do have brains,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, and they are the brain is in

0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.400
<v Speaker 1>the head, but the brain is not like a human

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<v Speaker 1>or a mammal brain. It's not doing it's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not connected to a big central nervous system or anything

0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.720
<v Speaker 1>like that. Right, there is a central nervous system that

0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:12.479
<v Speaker 1>it's not in the head. Um. There's a h it's

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of ganglia um that allows the roach to

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<v Speaker 1>continue living for up to a week after it loses

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<v Speaker 1>its head. Yeah. This is a pretty good roach fact. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think okay, Um, So you can cut a roach

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<v Speaker 1>his head off and it will live for a week

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<v Speaker 1>and do all the normal things that a roach does

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<v Speaker 1>for a week, and then when it finally dies, it

0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:37.320
<v Speaker 1>dies because of thirst. Yeah, yeah, because they they actually breathe.

0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.240
<v Speaker 1>They don't breathe through the nose and mouth. They breathe

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<v Speaker 1>through their sides. There's little holes in their side called

0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:46.760
<v Speaker 1>spiricles and trachea tubes deliver the oxygen to the organs

0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:50.040
<v Speaker 1>and tissues through their sides. So there's you know, cut

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<v Speaker 1>off the head and it just dies of thirst. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which is my new favorite game. Actually that's not true

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<v Speaker 1>because that's like future serial killer stuff. It is like

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<v Speaker 1>you torture cockroaches, and you torture animals, and you torture humans.

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<v Speaker 1>Once you've moved down to the chipmunks, it's probably beyond

0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:09.520
<v Speaker 1>the point of no return. You're a bad person. Jeffrey

0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:14.839
<v Speaker 1>Dahmer tortured animals. He would lay down and uh like

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<v Speaker 1>he would come across a dead deer in the forest

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<v Speaker 1>and like lay down with it and spoon with it.

0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:22.000
<v Speaker 1>It's like a Johnny Depp and Dead Man. Did he

0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.600
<v Speaker 1>do that? Did the exact same thing? Well, maybe he

0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.120
<v Speaker 1>was a serial killer. I don't think he was. He

0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:30.360
<v Speaker 1>was a killer, but done a serial killer. That just

0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.720
<v Speaker 1>shows how messed up Dahmer was that man. Yeah, to

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<v Speaker 1>like that was a connection to him, was like holding

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<v Speaker 1>this dead animal, all right, like the cockroaches. Um, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's the head. Yeah, let's talk about their eyes. Their

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<v Speaker 1>eyes are compound eyes. Um. So they see the world

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<v Speaker 1>in a mosaic like a fly. Like a fly, all right,

0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:27.960
<v Speaker 1>So we talked about their eyes. I actually asked Tracy today,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you you wrote a bunch of insect articles.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you ever get sick about talking about the head,

0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:39.040
<v Speaker 1>the abdomin, the thorax, mouthparts, the legs. They're all the

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<v Speaker 1>same for insects, No, they're not. They all have these

0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.640
<v Speaker 1>they're all the same, but they all have different little

0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.680
<v Speaker 1>adaptations that make them different. I was like, how did

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<v Speaker 1>you not get tired of it? She said, she was

0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:55.240
<v Speaker 1>fascinated the whole time. She said, san x, that's trable, nit,

0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.760
<v Speaker 1>that's tracy of stuff you miss in history class. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, plug plug. Um, So we talked about the antenna.

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<v Speaker 1>They are movable and they are known as antennal flagella,

0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:12.680
<v Speaker 1>and uh, they're actually tiny, tiny little hair covered segments

0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:15.360
<v Speaker 1>and like it's it's thicker where it attaches at the head,

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<v Speaker 1>and it gets thinner and thinner and thinner until it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like a human hair almost at the end. And

0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:23.800
<v Speaker 1>these things since, um, they smell sort of right, Yeah,

0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:30.560
<v Speaker 1>they basically I guess, uh sense pheromones. Yeah, the there

0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:34.120
<v Speaker 1>you have it. They sense pheromones, They pick up odors.

0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:38.440
<v Speaker 1>I think they they're pretty finally tuned to the environment. Yeah,

0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:42.600
<v Speaker 1>but that's like really how they're getting around, right, Like

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<v Speaker 1>even though they have eyes, isn't the antenna really the secret?

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<v Speaker 1>I believe? So okay, um, chuck, you want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about mouth parts? Yes, Um. They are a lot different

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<v Speaker 1>than mammals, as Tracy points out, Um, but they do

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<v Speaker 1>have parts that sort of are akin to how mammal's

0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:04.080
<v Speaker 1>mouth work. For instance, there's a laborum and labium and

0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:08.320
<v Speaker 1>they form the lips. Uh. Mandibles, there's two of those,

0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:11.160
<v Speaker 1>and they cut and grind things like your teeth might,

0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:15.680
<v Speaker 1>which is very important because roaches eat literally anything. Yeah,

0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:18.840
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes that's like wood and other stuff like they

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be able to eat, but they can. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, thanks to the mandibles and some other things

0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:26.840
<v Speaker 1>that we'll get to. Uh. And then they have to stop.

0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:32.159
<v Speaker 1>And then there's a couple of maxilla, and they basically

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<v Speaker 1>manipulate the food chewing. Yeah, like a squirrel, Yeah, squirrels

0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:43.600
<v Speaker 1>arms or hands, yeah, or a dung beetle. Yeah. The thorax,

0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:45.720
<v Speaker 1>which is one of the body parts that one of

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<v Speaker 1>the three pieces of the body um, and that has

0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:53.080
<v Speaker 1>the three pairs of legs and the wings and the

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<v Speaker 1>legs are so named after the part of the thorax

0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:58.600
<v Speaker 1>that they're attached to right, So you get the pro,

0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:02.399
<v Speaker 1>the mezzo, and meta. So the pro is closest to

0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:06.040
<v Speaker 1>the head mezzo middle. Yeah, the pro are like the

0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:10.040
<v Speaker 1>brakes apparently, and the yeah, the pro Yeah, that's they

0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:13.240
<v Speaker 1>just do stopping. Yeah, the middle ones can make the

0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:16.600
<v Speaker 1>roach go forward or backward. And then so that's the

0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:20.000
<v Speaker 1>mesothoracic legs. Then the metathoracic legs. The ones in the

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<v Speaker 1>rear are the ones that propel the roach forward. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's another good roach fact. You take this one. Man

0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:28.440
<v Speaker 1>is awesome. Uh, they can move about fifty body links

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<v Speaker 1>in a second, which is up to three miles an hour.

0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Sounds very slow to us, but think about this in

0:18:34.880 --> 0:18:38.639
<v Speaker 1>roach terms. That's right. If that were a human being, Uh,

0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:40.760
<v Speaker 1>that would mean we would be running two hundred miles

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<v Speaker 1>an hour. Yeah, that's why they look so fast. It's

0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:45.720
<v Speaker 1>because they are hard. They are fast. Now, like to us,

0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:48.240
<v Speaker 1>three miles an hour is not that much but very

0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:50.639
<v Speaker 1>slow walk. That equals two hundred miles an hour in

0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:53.600
<v Speaker 1>reality for us. Yeah, and part two of that roach fact,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think is just horrifying. When a roach runs

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<v Speaker 1>really really fast, sometimes it gets air and just is

0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:06.359
<v Speaker 1>basically running on its back legs only, but the front

0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:08.320
<v Speaker 1>the other legs are still moving. So that's just like

0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:14.000
<v Speaker 1>my worst nightmare. They're coming after you, exactly, man. So

0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:17.040
<v Speaker 1>they the three pairs are all built the exact same

0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:20.760
<v Speaker 1>They all have the same parts, but they are different lengths.

0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:25.199
<v Speaker 1>They function slightly differently. Um, but they all moved the

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<v Speaker 1>same way. It just depends on, you know, what the

0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:30.560
<v Speaker 1>roach wants to do. Like we said, the pro thorastic

0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:34.840
<v Speaker 1>legs active breaks. The mesothorastic um can move it forward

0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:38.920
<v Speaker 1>or back, and then the meta push it forward and

0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:44.440
<v Speaker 1>and they apparently move like poco sticks and then back

0:19:44.440 --> 0:19:48.280
<v Speaker 1>and forth too, and they work in conjunction to allow

0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:51.959
<v Speaker 1>the roach to kind of walk over just about anything. So, um,

0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:57.320
<v Speaker 1>when the the pro and meta thoracic legs on one

0:19:57.359 --> 0:20:01.119
<v Speaker 1>side are moving, the meso thor ascic leg the middle

0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:03.320
<v Speaker 1>one on the other side is moving. So that's how

0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:05.880
<v Speaker 1>they move, which apparently it's a little a TV. It's

0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:11.320
<v Speaker 1>like a four by four. Yeah, what's that? Uh. She

0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:14.320
<v Speaker 1>also points out that there are, um the parts of

0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:16.800
<v Speaker 1>the leg you can sort of approximate as if it

0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:19.600
<v Speaker 1>were a human. They have a tricnter that's like our

0:20:19.680 --> 0:20:24.840
<v Speaker 1>knees uh femur. An tibia um resemble arthai and shins,

0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:27.879
<v Speaker 1>and then they have the tarsus, which is the ankle

0:20:28.000 --> 0:20:32.040
<v Speaker 1>and foot right, and the tarsus is hooked in a roach,

0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:36.000
<v Speaker 1>which allows it to walk on the ceiling over your head,

0:20:36.080 --> 0:20:39.720
<v Speaker 1>most frightening thing ever, and on walls. And when a

0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:43.000
<v Speaker 1>roaches on the ground, it runs very quickly, but when

0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:46.560
<v Speaker 1>it's on a ceiling, it moves much more methodically because

0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:49.720
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't want to follow them upside down. Yea, if

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<v Speaker 1>three miles an hour equals two an hour to us, yeah,

0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:57.400
<v Speaker 1>imagine what a ten ft drop equals to a poor

0:20:57.440 --> 0:21:00.880
<v Speaker 1>little roach. Well, not enough, because it lands, flips itself over,

0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:03.760
<v Speaker 1>and then runs away again. But it's humiliated, that's true.

0:21:04.320 --> 0:21:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Uh twenty seven times per second, these legs can move

0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:10.720
<v Speaker 1>back and forth. So these are fast, fast little boogers,

0:21:11.960 --> 0:21:15.000
<v Speaker 1>which is why you previously talked about hating them because

0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:18.600
<v Speaker 1>they were so fast. I really I don't I'm gonna

0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:21.800
<v Speaker 1>find it. Okay, I'll bet I didn't say I'd kill him.

0:21:21.840 --> 0:21:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I've long advocated for road to his rights, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So now we're the abdomen um. They do have a heart.

0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:34.640
<v Speaker 1>It is a tool instructure and does move blood along,

0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:39.600
<v Speaker 1>but it does not carry um oxygen around, so A,

0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:43.640
<v Speaker 1>the blood is not red, and B they move oxygen

0:21:43.720 --> 0:21:48.040
<v Speaker 1>and blood around in other ways through basically empty spaces

0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:51.520
<v Speaker 1>called hemo hemo coles. Yeah, it's pretty much the absence

0:21:51.560 --> 0:21:53.960
<v Speaker 1>of a fact there. Yeah, well it's in the air

0:21:54.080 --> 0:21:57.360
<v Speaker 1>to carries blood around to the organs. But yeah, she says,

0:21:57.440 --> 0:22:00.920
<v Speaker 1>the blood just travels through these spaces. And then rather

0:22:01.080 --> 0:22:03.480
<v Speaker 1>than having to worry about like a spare tire or

0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:06.199
<v Speaker 1>something like that, I like a fat belly. Right, they

0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:09.680
<v Speaker 1>have a actual fat body and it's just this little

0:22:10.000 --> 0:22:12.320
<v Speaker 1>area where they store all the fat in their body.

0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Very smart. I have that same place. It's between my

0:22:17.080 --> 0:22:19.040
<v Speaker 1>chin and my waist. Yeah. I guess they do have

0:22:19.080 --> 0:22:22.159
<v Speaker 1>to worry about a spare tire, but it's a very

0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:27.040
<v Speaker 1>specific one. Yeah, that's true, you know. Okay, so let's

0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:30.800
<v Speaker 1>talk about digestion um. The the digestive system is in

0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:34.399
<v Speaker 1>the abdomen, and it's really not super unlike it's just

0:22:34.480 --> 0:22:37.440
<v Speaker 1>like a simplified version of our own or any mammals

0:22:37.600 --> 0:22:40.640
<v Speaker 1>digestive system. But like you said, they can eat things

0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:43.879
<v Speaker 1>like in digestings like wood and cellulose, so they do

0:22:44.119 --> 0:22:48.000
<v Speaker 1>need some help from specialized parts, one of which is

0:22:48.080 --> 0:22:51.879
<v Speaker 1>called a crop. Right, that's um it basically holds the

0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:56.879
<v Speaker 1>food while apart behind it um a toothy section in

0:22:56.960 --> 0:23:01.879
<v Speaker 1>the digestive. So that is gross. And it's equal to

0:23:02.000 --> 0:23:08.840
<v Speaker 1>like a an octopus having a beak, crushing beak. They're squishy,

0:23:08.880 --> 0:23:10.760
<v Speaker 1>they're not supposed to have a hard beak in the middle.

0:23:10.840 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. Yeah, it's called a probe and triculus on

0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:16.520
<v Speaker 1>the roach, and that just pulverizes the stuff like wood

0:23:16.600 --> 0:23:19.080
<v Speaker 1>or whatever it's tough to digest, and then and then

0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:22.520
<v Speaker 1>it pushes it back. This this pulverized part to the

0:23:22.680 --> 0:23:27.320
<v Speaker 1>gastric cassilla, which houses enzymes, microbes, things that break it

0:23:27.359 --> 0:23:30.920
<v Speaker 1>down even further. And all this is just the preliminary stuff.

0:23:30.960 --> 0:23:33.560
<v Speaker 1>This is like what we do in our mouth. Um.

0:23:34.040 --> 0:23:36.080
<v Speaker 1>All this is going through this process in a roach

0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:38.879
<v Speaker 1>before it even gets to the part where it starts

0:23:38.960 --> 0:23:44.080
<v Speaker 1>to digest. This this is sort of gross, like the digestion.

0:23:44.119 --> 0:23:48.120
<v Speaker 1>When I was we haven't said the word bolus yet, Well,

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:50.720
<v Speaker 1>we just did. Uh. And then the searcy that we

0:23:50.760 --> 0:23:54.960
<v Speaker 1>talked about earlier. These are the uh. It sort of

0:23:55.000 --> 0:23:57.920
<v Speaker 1>looks like short little antenna sticking out from the butt

0:23:58.040 --> 0:24:02.680
<v Speaker 1>area on each side. And this is what allows the

0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:05.440
<v Speaker 1>roach to not get like whenever you go to get

0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:07.800
<v Speaker 1>that flip flop and you rare back and go to

0:24:07.880 --> 0:24:09.760
<v Speaker 1>hit the roach and as you're coming in, it just

0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:12.000
<v Speaker 1>like darts out of the way. You're like, how did

0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:14.040
<v Speaker 1>it know? How did it know? It's because the searcy

0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:16.960
<v Speaker 1>they pick up on air flow and they can actually

0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:20.520
<v Speaker 1>feel and since that shoe coming. So if you're if

0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:23.000
<v Speaker 1>you're unto killing roaches like me, you have to be

0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:27.159
<v Speaker 1>swift and and stealthy and come at it hard and

0:24:27.240 --> 0:24:29.440
<v Speaker 1>with vigor and with a I guess a paddle that

0:24:29.520 --> 0:24:34.080
<v Speaker 1>has holes in it? Hey maybe so drag you might

0:24:34.119 --> 0:24:39.320
<v Speaker 1>be honest something there. Oh no, you invented sharknado. So

0:24:40.720 --> 0:24:47.440
<v Speaker 1>the roach paddle? Um so, I guess. So that's a roach.

0:24:47.760 --> 0:24:53.359
<v Speaker 1>That's the roach's body. Let's talk about reproduction, because they

0:24:53.480 --> 0:24:57.720
<v Speaker 1>do reproduce depending on the species. Um. I believe the

0:24:57.880 --> 0:25:02.920
<v Speaker 1>German roach uh can produce something in the order of

0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:08.000
<v Speaker 1>like eighty thousand offspring? Is that correct? No? Way more

0:25:08.040 --> 0:25:11.840
<v Speaker 1>than that. The German produces three the German cockroach and

0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:16.560
<v Speaker 1>it's offspring will eventually produce about three hundred thousand per year.

0:25:16.920 --> 0:25:21.000
<v Speaker 1>So a mother and her her kids. Yeah, like that,

0:25:21.160 --> 0:25:24.000
<v Speaker 1>the family tree from that one cockroach will eventually number

0:25:24.040 --> 0:25:27.520
<v Speaker 1>three hundred thousand in a year. Right, But think about this,

0:25:28.200 --> 0:25:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Then one of those kids and then her offspring will

0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:36.119
<v Speaker 1>be another three hundred thousand. Now I think that counts.

0:25:36.160 --> 0:25:39.200
<v Speaker 1>I think that's the whole Okay, Well, then one of

0:25:39.240 --> 0:25:44.119
<v Speaker 1>those three hundred thousand, we'll have more kids and another

0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:48.560
<v Speaker 1>three hundred thousands. It goes exponentially kicks in somewhere. Exponentiality

0:25:48.680 --> 0:25:52.080
<v Speaker 1>kicks in at some point. Yeah, an American cockroaches only

0:25:52.240 --> 0:25:56.119
<v Speaker 1>produce about eight hundred babies a year. So I got

0:25:56.240 --> 0:25:59.800
<v Speaker 1>something from Believe it or Not. The orcan website has

0:25:59.840 --> 0:26:02.840
<v Speaker 1>a out of really good scientific information. Uh. Did you

0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:05.120
<v Speaker 1>go and look at it? Uh? And they talked about

0:26:05.200 --> 0:26:08.480
<v Speaker 1>female courtship. Um. They begin courtship, it says, by raising

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:13.040
<v Speaker 1>their wings and exposing their internal membranes and expanding their

0:26:13.080 --> 0:26:18.680
<v Speaker 1>genital chamber. Hey, boys, out internal membrane exactly. My genital

0:26:18.800 --> 0:26:23.840
<v Speaker 1>chamber is wide open and ready. I'm gonna release a pheromone.

0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Hey man, this is science, this is science. They released

0:26:29.560 --> 0:26:33.360
<v Speaker 1>the pheromones to attract males, and um, that's the calling position.

0:26:34.119 --> 0:26:37.560
<v Speaker 1>And then the males that pick up on these pheromones

0:26:37.800 --> 0:26:40.359
<v Speaker 1>approached the female, they flap their wings a little bit

0:26:40.680 --> 0:26:43.160
<v Speaker 1>to say, hey, I like what you got cooking there,

0:26:44.080 --> 0:26:47.240
<v Speaker 1>and then mating commences. It says when a male cockroach

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:52.240
<v Speaker 1>backs into a female cockroach and deposits sperm so little,

0:26:52.640 --> 0:26:57.760
<v Speaker 1>a little like you know, it's from the rear to

0:26:57.840 --> 0:27:01.840
<v Speaker 1>the rear. You know what I'm saying. Let's go back

0:27:01.880 --> 0:27:04.119
<v Speaker 1>to reproduction. Yeah, we used to be really good at

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:07.400
<v Speaker 1>stuff like this. And by the way, wasps, well, actually

0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:11.280
<v Speaker 1>there's just a side note. Wasps will actually sting cockroaches

0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:16.920
<v Speaker 1>and lay eggs inside of a cockroach like baby Wasps

0:27:17.080 --> 0:27:19.239
<v Speaker 1>can be borne out of a cockroach body. Right, They

0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:21.720
<v Speaker 1>incubate in the roach and I guess probably eat it

0:27:21.800 --> 0:27:24.119
<v Speaker 1>alive from the inside out. There's a movie. I'm just

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:28.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna start saying that about everything. So there's a couple

0:27:28.040 --> 0:27:31.600
<v Speaker 1>of ways that a mother roach, once her eggs are fertilized,

0:27:32.080 --> 0:27:36.560
<v Speaker 1>can produce offspring um, and a couple of them involves

0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:40.320
<v Speaker 1>something with one of the worst words ever in my opinion,

0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:45.640
<v Speaker 1>the oothica oh th h e c A. Yeah, the otha.

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:49.560
<v Speaker 1>You've never been to Outhca. It's nice. I prefer Oothica

0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:53.800
<v Speaker 1>upstate Uka. So that's basically just like an egg sack

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:57.280
<v Speaker 1>that the eggs develop in. And it can either be

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:03.960
<v Speaker 1>inside the mom, which makes her Oh vo viviparis ovovivi Paris, seriously,

0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:09.159
<v Speaker 1>that's the word porous Paris, or it can be on

0:28:09.280 --> 0:28:12.359
<v Speaker 1>the outside of her, which makes her over Paris. And

0:28:12.480 --> 0:28:14.240
<v Speaker 1>if it's over Paris, then she can just kind of

0:28:14.359 --> 0:28:18.199
<v Speaker 1>like abandon the sack, cover it up with some newspaper

0:28:18.320 --> 0:28:21.520
<v Speaker 1>or something like that. Sometimes they good luck or some

0:28:21.680 --> 0:28:24.080
<v Speaker 1>of them. It depends on the species, carry that around

0:28:24.119 --> 0:28:26.440
<v Speaker 1>with them and then actually care for the young after

0:28:26.520 --> 0:28:29.920
<v Speaker 1>they're born like the good mom should. And then there's viviparis,

0:28:30.480 --> 0:28:36.000
<v Speaker 1>which is basically like eggs developing in fluid like in

0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>a human in the interest and in ovo vivi Paris

0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:45.040
<v Speaker 1>and ovivi Paris. I'm sorry viviparis. Yeah you confused yet,

0:28:45.600 --> 0:28:48.800
<v Speaker 1>imagine following along with just your ear and I'm looking

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>at words. So it helps, um the eggs are born

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:55.160
<v Speaker 1>or the young come out live. Yeah, they actually give

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:59.880
<v Speaker 1>birth to little baby cockroaches. So, like we said, the

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 1>German cockroach can produce three hundred thousand offspring. The German

0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 1>cockroach and her offspring can produce three hundred thousand cockroaches

0:29:09.400 --> 0:29:15.240
<v Speaker 1>in a year. Um. And then the Americans and we

0:29:15.320 --> 0:29:20.600
<v Speaker 1>talked about nymphs. Apparently the nymph when it's born is

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:26.320
<v Speaker 1>fleck of dust size maybe very very small. Um. And

0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:30.000
<v Speaker 1>there's a bunch of them, don't forget so. And they're white,

0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:34.800
<v Speaker 1>they're waiting to molt. They're very um easy to kill. Yes,

0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 1>And if you're a common centipede, you love to eat

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 1>these things. Imagine seeing that on a microscopic level, a

0:29:43.560 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>centipede eating baby cockroaches. There's a movie for you. Um. Also,

0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:54.880
<v Speaker 1>here's another good roach fact is some mothers that care

0:29:55.000 --> 0:29:57.120
<v Speaker 1>for their offspring after birth. Some of them just you know,

0:29:57.400 --> 0:30:01.120
<v Speaker 1>either dump the ka or they just have the babies

0:30:01.120 --> 0:30:04.160
<v Speaker 1>and leave, but some actually raise their little babies, and

0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:09.560
<v Speaker 1>scientists believe that they the offspring actually recognized the mother. Yeah.

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:12.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why that's so hard to believe. Well,

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:15.000
<v Speaker 1>because it's an insect. Man, it just seems like a

0:30:15.120 --> 0:30:18.000
<v Speaker 1>very mammalion there, not even ammalion, just like it doesn't

0:30:18.040 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 1>seem like something from the insect world like, gives them

0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:24.600
<v Speaker 1>a heart that I previously didn't believe. I know, I know.

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Up with cockroaches, I don't know. It just puts a

0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 1>face on them that I never really considered as I

0:30:31.320 --> 0:30:34.520
<v Speaker 1>smashed them, because you can't see their face. That's right,

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 1>um and cockroaches. If you want to make them a

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:43.720
<v Speaker 1>little more um humanlike, a little more personable, give that

0:30:43.840 --> 0:30:46.840
<v Speaker 1>the little hat in a cane. There's social Oh yeah,

0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:49.960
<v Speaker 1>they're they're not They're they're related to termites, it turns out.

0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:52.800
<v Speaker 1>And actually, I've read a fascinating fact. I read one

0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:55.240
<v Speaker 1>of the best magazine articles I've ever read in my life,

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:57.600
<v Speaker 1>and I've read a lot of magazine articles in the

0:30:57.680 --> 0:31:01.440
<v Speaker 1>most recent issue I believe it was of Harper's and

0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 1>it's about ten Ways to Satisfy your Man. No, it's early.

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:10.680
<v Speaker 1>It's an article about the early mycologists who discovered westerners,

0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I should say, who discovered and making air quotes like

0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:18.400
<v Speaker 1>magic mushrooms, and in between that time and the time

0:31:18.480 --> 0:31:22.200
<v Speaker 1>they became outlawed, and then what happened after they became outlawed,

0:31:22.200 --> 0:31:25.640
<v Speaker 1>and how they are all these outlaw like fungal experts

0:31:25.680 --> 0:31:28.440
<v Speaker 1>who all had like PhDs and doctorates. But we're also like,

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:32.200
<v Speaker 1>might as well have just been bikers growing these huge

0:31:32.280 --> 0:31:35.960
<v Speaker 1>crops of mushrooms. Um, and there's a murder involved in

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:38.800
<v Speaker 1>all that. But there's this it's an awesome article, check

0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:41.800
<v Speaker 1>it out. But um, there's this one fact in there

0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>that there's a type of fungus that has evolved to

0:31:45.080 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 1>mimic termite eggs so perfectly that it can fool a

0:31:48.840 --> 0:31:52.680
<v Speaker 1>termite into thinking it's her own eggs. And termites um

0:31:53.000 --> 0:31:56.840
<v Speaker 1>salivate on their eggs, they keep them moist constantly. Um,

0:31:57.080 --> 0:31:59.760
<v Speaker 1>and this fungus needs to be kept moist, so it'll

0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:02.400
<v Speaker 1>be moist by a termite that thinks this fungus is

0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:05.000
<v Speaker 1>one of her eggs. Does that fungus then later on

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:08.480
<v Speaker 1>kill the termite? Probably? Okay, because that would be I

0:32:08.560 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 1>believe that's irony, even though we've been told we misused

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 1>that word. Thanks for the ride, lady. Um, Wow, we

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.760
<v Speaker 1>should do one of termites. Okay. Well, I say that

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:21.280
<v Speaker 1>because apparently road eggs need to be kept moist as well.

0:32:21.520 --> 0:32:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes they do. I don't know. Do they regurgitate on

0:32:24.120 --> 0:32:28.280
<v Speaker 1>them to do so? They them? Well, another way they're

0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 1>related to termites are they like to hang out together.

0:32:31.240 --> 0:32:34.080
<v Speaker 1>They like to live in groups where they differ as

0:32:34.240 --> 0:32:37.000
<v Speaker 1>termites actually have sort of like bees, to have very

0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:40.959
<v Speaker 1>specific roles in their colonies and a social structure that's

0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>very organized. Cockroaches ain't like that. They ain't like that,

0:32:43.720 --> 0:32:45.720
<v Speaker 1>but they still like to hang out with one another.

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:50.520
<v Speaker 1>And um, they actually make decisions like collectively together on

0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 1>where they want to roost, you know, which is an

0:32:54.200 --> 0:33:00.200
<v Speaker 1>emergent system, right, I think so is that what that's called. Yeah,

0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:03.720
<v Speaker 1>they've done studies where they found, um, like big large

0:33:03.800 --> 0:33:07.240
<v Speaker 1>numbers of cockroaches, if they don't have enough space, actually

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:10.560
<v Speaker 1>divide up evenly. Yeah, into like the smallest number of

0:33:10.640 --> 0:33:13.600
<v Speaker 1>spaces they can go, like, well, there's two hundred of us,

0:33:13.640 --> 0:33:16.240
<v Speaker 1>so let's divide up into three groups and go to

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:18.760
<v Speaker 1>three different places and you go, you guys go there,

0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 1>we'll go there, and we'll go here, right, and there's

0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:24.280
<v Speaker 1>always one dude cockroach out. It's like, what about me?

0:33:25.480 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 1>It would be a Pixar movie. Yeah, that's a good one. Um.

0:33:30.640 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 1>They're they're also social and that they follow one another,

0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:37.920
<v Speaker 1>although not necessarily a leader, but I guess whoever they

0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:40.600
<v Speaker 1>think has the best idea. That's the collective conscious. Yes,

0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:45.120
<v Speaker 1>And there was a group of scientists that created something

0:33:45.200 --> 0:33:49.840
<v Speaker 1>called in spots and it is a robotic cockroach and

0:33:50.240 --> 0:33:53.480
<v Speaker 1>they codd it with cockroach pheromones and introduced it to

0:33:53.760 --> 0:33:58.000
<v Speaker 1>a colony of roaches that accepted it. And then they

0:33:58.040 --> 0:34:00.960
<v Speaker 1>started to mess with the roaches. Of course, they had

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:04.080
<v Speaker 1>um in spot lead them out into daylight so that

0:34:04.200 --> 0:34:08.400
<v Speaker 1>they abandoned their nocturnality. Um, they would wander out in

0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:11.279
<v Speaker 1>the open following this thing. He got him to move

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:19.040
<v Speaker 1>um and he brought them fire. Oh really, man, I

0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:21.160
<v Speaker 1>was like, this is getting good. That reminds me of

0:34:21.239 --> 0:34:24.400
<v Speaker 1>the I know I talked about Errol Morris at nausea.

0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:27.759
<v Speaker 1>But fast, cheap and out of control is uh. The

0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:31.960
<v Speaker 1>robot scientists makes robots that mimic cockroaches and other small bugs.

0:34:32.160 --> 0:34:34.960
<v Speaker 1>That's really neat. And he said, one potential application one

0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:37.880
<v Speaker 1>day is to have like to imagine like thousands of

0:34:37.960 --> 0:34:42.040
<v Speaker 1>these that clean things, like these robot bugs that you own.

0:34:42.320 --> 0:34:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Well you just like hit a button and like two

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:47.200
<v Speaker 1>hundred of them dust your television and then go back

0:34:47.239 --> 0:34:50.399
<v Speaker 1>to their little place. It's pretty neat. It's like scrubbing bubbles. Yeah,

0:34:50.520 --> 0:34:52.799
<v Speaker 1>or like the X files when it when across the TV. Yeah,

0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:56.919
<v Speaker 1>that rots wasn't cleaning anything though, what's scrubbing bubbles? It's

0:34:56.960 --> 0:35:01.319
<v Speaker 1>like a type of cleaner, it is. Yeah, all right,

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:04.160
<v Speaker 1>is that a plug? I don't think so. Okay, it

0:35:04.320 --> 0:35:07.160
<v Speaker 1>was just a free association, all right. So let's get

0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:10.840
<v Speaker 1>to let's say you're like me and not like Josh,

0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:14.359
<v Speaker 1>and you don't want roaches in your home. I don't

0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:16.359
<v Speaker 1>want roaches in my home. It's just when I see

0:35:16.360 --> 0:35:19.160
<v Speaker 1>a roach, I will, I will gingerly pick it up

0:35:19.239 --> 0:35:22.840
<v Speaker 1>with a paper towel and toss it outside. I don't

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:26.760
<v Speaker 1>at all, it doesn't okay, No, no, I don't squeeze

0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:30.239
<v Speaker 1>it at all. I just very gently, like, al right,

0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:33.280
<v Speaker 1>what happens if that roach like gets free and crawls

0:35:33.320 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 1>up your arm? Up your Okay, but I hopefully I'm

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:39.120
<v Speaker 1>doing it outside, all right. I just want to see

0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:41.279
<v Speaker 1>where it stops. I'm trying to get a feel out

0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:47.440
<v Speaker 1>your position fully. Um yeah, if if it's injured, if

0:35:47.480 --> 0:35:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I accidentally injure it, I'll go ahead and kill it. Okay.

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Well that's really you're quite the humanitarian or insectarian insectaria.

0:35:56.440 --> 0:35:58.680
<v Speaker 1>So let's say you don't want roaches in your house,

0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 1>which is pretty much everybody. They say, the first thing

0:36:01.120 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 1>to do is try and seal it off. Good luck

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:07.160
<v Speaker 1>with that, because roaches can fit into cracks that are

0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:10.000
<v Speaker 1>as small as one six of an inch one point

0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:13.800
<v Speaker 1>five millimeters. And just show me a house that doesn't

0:36:13.840 --> 0:36:16.120
<v Speaker 1>have or at least maybe some new houses, you might

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 1>have some luck. But if you live in an old

0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:22.520
<v Speaker 1>house like me, there's there's always cracks. Like animals can

0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:26.440
<v Speaker 1>get through these cracks. So if you realize you've got

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:29.439
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of cracks, seal them up as best you can. Yeah,

0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:33.440
<v Speaker 1>But if that's still not doing the trick. Um, they

0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 1>say that you want to go with a bait trap, yeah,

0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:39.800
<v Speaker 1>rather than a spray, because you when you use a

0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:45.000
<v Speaker 1>bait trap, you become like a pioneer tracker. Um. You

0:36:45.080 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 1>can put the trap somewhere and if it's not attracting

0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 1>roaches even though you know you have roaches, Um, then

0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:53.440
<v Speaker 1>you need to move your trap. And when you move

0:36:53.480 --> 0:36:55.279
<v Speaker 1>your trap and start of tracking roaches, then you can

0:36:55.320 --> 0:36:57.160
<v Speaker 1>tell where you're coming from. Then you can seal up

0:36:57.200 --> 0:37:00.200
<v Speaker 1>those cracks. That's right. You you come to know the

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:03.440
<v Speaker 1>roaches using the traps with a spray. It's just like

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:06.640
<v Speaker 1>you're just spraying blindly. Can we do one in fleas

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 1>or just ticks? Just ticks. We need to do fleas too,

0:37:09.160 --> 0:37:13.400
<v Speaker 1>because I have battle fleas. UM. They say, don't use like,

0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:16.239
<v Speaker 1>don't waste your money on those sound devices. They say,

0:37:16.320 --> 0:37:19.359
<v Speaker 1>this don't work. That emit like some like a sound

0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:21.960
<v Speaker 1>that only a roach can hear. Um. You want to

0:37:22.040 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 1>keep your house clean? Yeah, keep your house clean anyway, Tracy. Uh.

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:31.080
<v Speaker 1>If you've ever seen The Simpsons where margin Homer lose

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:33.720
<v Speaker 1>the kids and have to go take a parenting class,

0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:37.080
<v Speaker 1>that's that this paragraph reminds me of. How about you

0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:40.799
<v Speaker 1>loop up after every meal exactly, clean and seal all

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:43.879
<v Speaker 1>of your food, or cover and seal it. Wipe down

0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:47.760
<v Speaker 1>counters and tables after eating, Sweeper mop your floor after cooking.

0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:51.239
<v Speaker 1>Eat only in your dining area. I guess if you

0:37:51.320 --> 0:37:54.520
<v Speaker 1>eat over your sink, run the water afterward to clean

0:37:54.560 --> 0:38:00.239
<v Speaker 1>out any crumbs that may have dropped out of your mouth. Um.

0:38:01.440 --> 0:38:05.480
<v Speaker 1>And as a last resort, you could use poisons, but

0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:09.839
<v Speaker 1>I would never recommend that putting poisons in your household. Um.

0:38:10.040 --> 0:38:14.480
<v Speaker 1>You can always call your friendly neighborhood exterminator and they'll

0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:17.800
<v Speaker 1>take care of it for you, sure you know, Or

0:38:17.880 --> 0:38:20.879
<v Speaker 1>you can call an in spot and he can lead

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:23.759
<v Speaker 1>all the concerts is out like the pie piper. There

0:38:23.800 --> 0:38:26.880
<v Speaker 1>are a few natural things though, Yeah, some things have

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:32.799
<v Speaker 1>been shown to work. Nepa talk tone. It's in two

0:38:32.880 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 1>forms of catting up. So if you have a cat,

0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:39.640
<v Speaker 1>you might just kill two birds with one stone um

0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:44.640
<v Speaker 1>a sineole sine ala um also known as eucalyptole, and

0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 1>that is in bay leaf and then ossage orange oil.

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:52.320
<v Speaker 1>And they don't know what in that is the magic potion,

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:54.840
<v Speaker 1>but apparently that works. Yeah, so if you're into natural

0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:56.920
<v Speaker 1>you could try some of those things. Just put bay

0:38:57.000 --> 0:38:59.520
<v Speaker 1>leaves and catting up all over the place, see what happens,

0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:02.839
<v Speaker 1>and or toil and you'll never have a roach again.

0:39:03.520 --> 0:39:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Or you can just clean up your house. I don't

0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:07.800
<v Speaker 1>see many roaches. It's good. I mean, I'm surprised with

0:39:07.880 --> 0:39:09.800
<v Speaker 1>the amount of moisture and how all my house is

0:39:09.920 --> 0:39:12.719
<v Speaker 1>and how like the fact that I eat all over

0:39:12.800 --> 0:39:17.200
<v Speaker 1>my house and spill things everywhere, you know, garbage laying around.

0:39:17.320 --> 0:39:19.719
<v Speaker 1>It's like gum stick to your floor. Yeah, but I

0:39:19.760 --> 0:39:22.600
<v Speaker 1>don't see roaches much. When I do. I have my

0:39:22.640 --> 0:39:24.640
<v Speaker 1>friend in the foot flop, I'm sure you do, and

0:39:25.000 --> 0:39:27.759
<v Speaker 1>coming soon the roach paddle. Yeah, I see. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel as bad because, especially after I saw those reproductive figures,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not putting a dent in the roach population. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you the ones that you're killing. Care

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know. It's sorry to tell. With

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<v Speaker 1>I said a search bar, which means it's time for

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<v Speaker 1>message break. Yeah, this is from an Englishman who went

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<v Speaker 1>up a hill and came down a mountain. That's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>Self experimenter though when I was a kid. Guy's about

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen actually, And notice that when you get water up

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<v Speaker 1>your nose, the effect is all consuming. Can't seem to

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<v Speaker 1>think about anything, feel anything, or do anything except think

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<v Speaker 1>about that water that you just sniffed up your footer.

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<v Speaker 1>He's English at a similar thought about what happens to you,

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<v Speaker 1>both psychologically and physically when you get soap in your

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<v Speaker 1>eye because that stinging sensation and the resulting fevered knuckling

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<v Speaker 1>of the optic cavity, for is, for a short time,

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing in the universe. So while it's slaying

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<v Speaker 1>in the bathtub with the reflected sunlight sparkling through the

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<v Speaker 1>red tint of my closed eyes, contemplating this phenomena, I

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<v Speaker 1>decided to run my own experiment. I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>which of these all powerful sensations would eclipse the other.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got a nice big chunk of soap on

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<v Speaker 1>one finger and simultaneously rubbed it vigorously into my eye

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<v Speaker 1>and ducked under the water, sniffing in deeply. The result was,

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<v Speaker 1>as you can imagine, quite horrific. I must have looked

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<v Speaker 1>like I was being fatally electrocuted. I thrashed and rubbed

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<v Speaker 1>and coughed and cried. My final conclusion, are you dying

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<v Speaker 1>to know what happened? Was that, unbelievably both experiences behaved

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<v Speaker 1>in some sort of quantum mechanical way where I was

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<v Speaker 1>all consumed by two separate, all consuming events at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. So basically, it sucked really bad if you

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<v Speaker 1>shared this information with the world. However, no one else

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<v Speaker 1>will ever have to suffer this hitherto undocumented facet of reality,

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<v Speaker 1>right because that kind regards James Holmes, not the maniac version.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he say that? Unneth? He have the signature that

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<v Speaker 1>was parenthetical? Yeah, from Manchester, England. So James, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why you do such a thing, sir, but I

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<v Speaker 1>raise a pint to you, Okayny and thanks? Yeah? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't there like a whole movement like M plus one

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<v Speaker 1>or any equals one? The an equals one movement. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like self experimentation and is the study population? And so

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<v Speaker 1>if any equals one, there's just one person yourself. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about sniffing water and putting soap in

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes. But he was a kid. He was only eighteen, right, James, Right, yeah, James,

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<v Speaker 1>not the maniac version. Thanks James. If you, uh anyone

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<v Speaker 1>else out there have a cool self experiment that you've done,

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<v Speaker 1>we want to hear about that all the time. Concorde

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