WEBVTT - Cereal Graveyard!

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<v Speaker 1>Some boys box for some boys plays sport.

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<v Speaker 2>The two don't play. Hey, these two boys will save

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<v Speaker 2>their pennies two by s special Treasures because they are

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<v Speaker 2>living in a Cereal boat reviewing Cereals is the Gocot

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<v Speaker 2>and Andrew living in a Cereal boat, critiking some new

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<v Speaker 2>ones and some oat. It's the Serial Serials, the seri

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<v Speaker 2>of Cereals, the Cereal series of.

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<v Speaker 3>The Killer Show, Stu, the Cereal Killer Show. This is

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<v Speaker 3>the Cereal Killer Show, real show.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Serial Killers. I'm Scotty be Welcome to episode

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine. Hey, Andrew, Oh, Andrew's not here. Andrew doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that I'm doing this episode all by myself because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really like the way that it sounded on

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<v Speaker 1>Monday over the phone. And we're still kind of trying

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<v Speaker 1>to figure out the technology of how we can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're going to do a zoom session for

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<v Speaker 1>episode one hundred. That way we can all kind of

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<v Speaker 1>be together with the same audio, and we'll bring Daniell

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<v Speaker 1>in for it. So coming up on Monday, we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>the one hundredth episode of Serial Killers, and hopefully you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be able to hear it. I don't know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what's going to happen, or what it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>sound like, or if I'm gonna be able to play

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<v Speaker 1>my silly little sound effects. But I guess we'll find

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<v Speaker 1>that all out. So what I'm gonna do here? And

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<v Speaker 1>I had mentioned it in a previous episode, and Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't want to be a part of this anyway. So

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to Serial Killers. Episode ninety nine. Serial Killers visits

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<v Speaker 1>the Cereal Great. Yeah, so this is gonna be an

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<v Speaker 1>episode of All Cereal Graveyard, not trying any cereal, just

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<v Speaker 1>reminiscing about old cereals that they don't make anymore. And

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<v Speaker 1>there were so many cereals in the eighties that have

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<v Speaker 1>come and gone and they didn't last very long at all.

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<v Speaker 1>And nowadays there are a lot of cereals that are candies,

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<v Speaker 1>like Reese's Puffs and Hershey Kissed cereal, and even peeps

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<v Speaker 1>and Jolly Ranchers, which is disgusting. So if you go

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<v Speaker 1>back to nineteen eighty six, maybe you'll remember this. One

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<v Speaker 1>big question about new Nerd cereal is what time orange flavor?

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<v Speaker 1>This size worry serry flavor this size carryes.

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<v Speaker 4>What's side?

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<v Speaker 5>It's also malicious?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't decide.

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<v Speaker 5>New Nerd cereal is the fruity good part of your complete.

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<v Speaker 1>Breakfast, which.

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<v Speaker 5>Also available in grape and strawberrys.

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<v Speaker 1>So you remember Nerds candy, They're still around. There was Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>shut up, pac man. It was a little box and

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<v Speaker 1>one side was one flavor and the other side was

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<v Speaker 1>the other flavor. It was the same thing with this

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<v Speaker 1>cereal from Rawlston in the mid eighties. One of them

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<v Speaker 1>had cherry on one side and orange on the other side,

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<v Speaker 1>and the other one was grape on one side and

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry on the other. They didn't last very long, was

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<v Speaker 1>only around for a couple of years, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>like little baby kind of cocoa puff type circles, and

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<v Speaker 1>they were just flavored with those nasty artificial flavors that

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<v Speaker 1>Ralston made it. And of course Ralston is not around anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's another one. Not quite a candy. But you

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<v Speaker 1>probably never even knew that this cereal existed. Again, very

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<v Speaker 1>short lived, and you usually would only get this thing

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<v Speaker 1>at a ballpark because nobody really ever ate it anywhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>But it became a cereal in nineteen eighty four.

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<v Speaker 5>Surprise, new cracker Jack brand cereal can be a delicious

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<v Speaker 5>part of a nutritious cracker Jack Bourne. You're up to

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<v Speaker 5>a cracker Jack, deck a cracker, the kurts to move,

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<v Speaker 5>a living JOm, the legs feeding a hit new cracker

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<v Speaker 5>Jack cereals loaded the golden puffs of crackling crunch and

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<v Speaker 5>probably surprise in everybody.

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<v Speaker 6>Jack Bolly begins with the band You up to a

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<v Speaker 6>crack of Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn. Yeah, nobody remembers that. I don't even remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had it before in my life. But it

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<v Speaker 1>was another Rawston cereal. And it's so sad that Ralston's

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<v Speaker 1>not around anymore because they made all these crazy, weird

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<v Speaker 1>co branded cereals and movies, also movie cereals. You know

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<v Speaker 1>that the new Star Wars cereal just came out a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of months ago from General Mills. There have been

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<v Speaker 1>many Star Wars cereals over the years, and maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>remember this one that Kellogg's put out in nineteen eighty four.

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<v Speaker 4>We lost my fort but you and tu.

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<v Speaker 6>Food, Yes, crunchy food see three pos.

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<v Speaker 5>You can all see three pos twin raings pays together

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<v Speaker 5>for crunchy new horse at breakfast. Yeah, Christ, see a

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<v Speaker 5>delicious pot of this new ficious.

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<v Speaker 4>Breakfast or no, of course, how much mine see three

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<v Speaker 4>pos Breakfast?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so those were like little eight they look like eights.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't know. I never freaking saw Star

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<v Speaker 1>Wars or any Star Wars movie because I just don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess maybe it looked like what's that spaceship thing?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what it's called, but it looked

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<v Speaker 1>like little eights, these little crunchy cereal things, and eighties

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<v Speaker 1>movies always seemed to be made into cereals. I was

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<v Speaker 1>a big fan of The Gremlins. Actually just had my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter's watch it with me a couple of months ago.

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<v Speaker 1>They've never seen it before. But there was a gremlin cereal,

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<v Speaker 1>another Rawston creation back in nineteen eighty four. Perhaps you

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<v Speaker 1>remember this one. Are you hungry? Hungry as a gremlin?

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<v Speaker 7>Your's gremlin cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>A tasty way to satisfy it?

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<v Speaker 4>Gremlins?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't this a sweet crunchy cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's satisfy it use the hungry little gremlin that's.

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<v Speaker 5>In autumn crem Lens.

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<v Speaker 4>Tasty way. Gremlin Cereal is part of his Complete Breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, part of a Complete Breakfast that had toast and

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<v Speaker 1>butter and orange juice and another glass of milk. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a complete breakfast. Don't know why, but that's gremlin cereal

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<v Speaker 1>from nineteen eighty four. It wasn't around very long. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>none of these theme cereals can last very long because

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<v Speaker 1>whatever they are based on don't last very long. And

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<v Speaker 1>plus Andrew wouldn't know what I mean. Yes, he saw gremlins.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I saw gremlins. He's saying it right now

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<v Speaker 1>as he's listening to this, But he did not know

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<v Speaker 1>that there was a gremlin cereal and it was a

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<v Speaker 1>creepy commercial where the kids had these little plastic gremlin

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<v Speaker 1>ears on their heads. And I don't know. So on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew kind of phoned in Cerial Killers. I wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>big fan of the way that sounded, but that also

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<v Speaker 1>reminded me of this cereal that also came out in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty four. So many cereals came out in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty four. I was nine years old, and Andrew was

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<v Speaker 1>negative eleven or something like that. ET had a cereal

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<v Speaker 1>and it was really good. I remember it was peanut,

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<v Speaker 1>butter and chocolate. Of course, because Et was a huge

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<v Speaker 1>fan of Reese's Pieces. There were no Reese's Puff cereal

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<v Speaker 1>back then, but it was a peanut butter chocolate flavored cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>Give a listen, ET brings you you Et cereal plaid

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<v Speaker 4>with ET's plate rip flavors, chocolate and wee peanut butter shaped.

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<v Speaker 7>Like P's and peas.

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<v Speaker 4>You Et cereal a blowing part of this good breakfast good.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was a delicious cereal from General Mills. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really remember eating it. I know I had it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't just remember the taste, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>it would have been pretty close to the peanut butter

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate Leapin' lemurs from Nature's Path that we had a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago, but not quite as natural, I'm sure. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, again, I'm Scotty B. This is Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>It's episode ninety nine, and this is the all serial graveyard,

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<v Speaker 1>all the time episode. I'm sure Andrew would be turning

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<v Speaker 1>in his grave if he was dead, but he's not.

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<v Speaker 1>He's home, so I don't even that doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister T nineteen eighty four. You know, mister T. Mohawk

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<v Speaker 1>gold chains was all over the place in the early

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<v Speaker 1>to mid even Actually, most of the eighties he was

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<v Speaker 1>had his own show, The eighteen. You know that. He

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<v Speaker 1>was guest stars everywhere, different strokes, every sitcom possible. He

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<v Speaker 1>was hanging out with Nancy Reagan at the White House.

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<v Speaker 1>Just say no that whole campaign. Mister T had an

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<v Speaker 1>incredible cereal. They were just teas and Quaker made it

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<v Speaker 1>back in nineteen eighty four.

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<v Speaker 6>I know who's and who's teaming up with a good

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<v Speaker 6>balance directfort.

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<v Speaker 5>Team up with mister T, Siia, you know the teams,

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<v Speaker 5>the team that knows the cool breakfast can be.

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<v Speaker 1>He had a chrispy corn taste.

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<v Speaker 4>With a touch of brown sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>Team run up with the thirty.

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<v Speaker 7>It's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Team run up with the thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Told the sweet christy tease one with the team mate.

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<v Speaker 1>You run up with the thirsty, It's cool the thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's pretty much all he said was it's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it was cool. So mister T, there were

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<v Speaker 1>a little uh sweet teas. That's all they were, was

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<v Speaker 1>just a bowl full of teas. And if you're an

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<v Speaker 1>eighties movie buff, you'll remember that mister T cereal is

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<v Speaker 1>the cereal that Pee Wee Herman built. That crazy breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>machine in Pee Wee's Big Adventure so he could have

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<v Speaker 1>his Mister t cereal er. That again didn't last very long,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was very popular at the time. And could

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<v Speaker 1>we just go back one year earlier than that, to

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty three if you were a child of the

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<v Speaker 1>eighties and after school you went to the bowling alley

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<v Speaker 1>or the roller rink or a local arcade and had

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<v Speaker 1>a pocket full of quarters. Pac Man was huge, and

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<v Speaker 1>pac Man had a cereal. It was General Mills nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty three. Check it out. Star pac Man Cereal then

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<v Speaker 1>went all ghost Shoven, ghost Chumbers.

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<v Speaker 6>Show giant, Who's.

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<v Speaker 1>Me Super pac Man.

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<v Speaker 6>Now of this Krispy Corn Cereal has added new Super

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<v Speaker 6>pac Man marshmallows like me, the biggest ghost Chunker of

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<v Speaker 6>ball ghost Humbers, the ghost Shummer.

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<v Speaker 5>Too, what sum in good?

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<v Speaker 1>Part of her new dress? Blakmast quick super Man So yes,

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<v Speaker 1>pac Man Cereal came out right around nineteen eighty three.

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<v Speaker 1>That commercial was from nineteen eighty five when they added

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<v Speaker 1>Super pac Man marshmallows, So there were a big giant

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<v Speaker 1>Super Pacman marshmallows along with regular sized pac Man marshmallows

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<v Speaker 1>and all the monsters Inky and Blinky and Clyde and

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<v Speaker 1>the girl what was her name? God, I don't remember,

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<v Speaker 1>but for the four monsters, and you have to remember

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Another cartoon turned into a cereal. This was

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<v Speaker 1>right around nineteen eighty nine. Ralston came out with this

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<v Speaker 1>cereal based on the cartoon that was very popular at

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<v Speaker 1>the time.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll bring you kids are apart pack no m shredder one.

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<v Speaker 4>So we must take that pau me up.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's give it to all the pinju that shoutdown. Dude,

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<v Speaker 5>it's crunching Ninja net with Ninja rushmallow apart back, crunch hard,

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<v Speaker 5>up your balance, crack case graybow, We crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>You b Yeah. So again didn't last all that long.

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<v Speaker 1>It was around for a couple of years, and actually

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<v Speaker 1>General Mills released a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of years ago, and that has since come

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<v Speaker 1>and gone. I never even got to try that one

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't even know what existed, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>not quite in the age demo for Teenagemutant Ninja Turtles.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just a little bit too old for it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do remember, probably right around that time nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty nine, there was a song from a group called

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<v Speaker 1>Partners in Crime called Turtle Power.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit of radio.

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<v Speaker 1>It was from when the movie came out to Crime

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<v Speaker 1>had a song called Turtle Power. A cell there the

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<v Speaker 1>hero school in this day and age, who as for more? Okay, great?

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you know, I was a big radio geek,

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<v Speaker 1>so I won tickets to see the premiere of the

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<v Speaker 1>movie and got to see the concert with Partners in

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<v Speaker 1>Crime and good times. You know this sucks. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>not being able to bounce off Andrew here because he'd

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<v Speaker 1>be making fun of me, and I'd be making fun

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<v Speaker 1>of him, and it's just kind of lonely without him here. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call him at the end and let him

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<v Speaker 1>know that I did this and have him yell at

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<v Speaker 1>me a little bit on the phone. But one more

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<v Speaker 1>cereal from nineteen eighty eight. I know, obviously you probably

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<v Speaker 1>don't read a newspaper anymore. I do, just because the

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<v Speaker 1>whole you know, morning show radio thing, and I got

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<v Speaker 1>to know what's going on. So I still like to

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<v Speaker 1>flip through the paper every morning, and I do read

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<v Speaker 1>the comics, and I always read Andrew argyle Sweater comic

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<v Speaker 1>because he thinks it's hilarious. And back in nineteen eighty eight,

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<v Speaker 1>Ralston had another cereal called Morning Funnies. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>collection of all the different popular Sunday comics at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>all on one cereal box. That is what's so fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Pretty funny cereal, Mister Wilson.

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<v Speaker 1>See you asked, Yes you're asking. Suddenly your favorite funnies

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<v Speaker 1>are all over you. Cereal called Morning Funnies Fruit Taste

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<v Speaker 1>is secret pen. It opens for Morgidge comics.

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<v Speaker 5>Morning Funnies is a delicious part of my complete breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yester morning You're asking, Great Wilson. And it also had

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<v Speaker 1>like a little flap that you could flip out that

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<v Speaker 1>there were more comics on. There were a little round

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<v Speaker 1>kind of smiley face fruit flavored cereals. You remember those

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<v Speaker 1>cookies called Giggles maybe in the late eighties early nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like little smiley faces with cream inside of them.

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<v Speaker 1>They kind of like mini Giggles cookies. That was Morning

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<v Speaker 1>fun Cereal with Dennis the Menace there at the start.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably don't even know who Dennis the Menace is,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe you do. I don't know. And on more

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<v Speaker 1>that I want to play for you, and then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get out of here, because I think you're bored. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. These are TV commercials that you probably didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even know these cereals existed because most of the more

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<v Speaker 1>popular cereal jingles those cereals are still around. But here's

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<v Speaker 1>one that I definitely remember. This one is from the

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<v Speaker 1>mid eighties. General Mills put it out. See if you

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<v Speaker 1>remember this discussion, you didn't even saying, So.

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<v Speaker 5>You can take your time and enjoy these honey touched flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>The crispy part of this complete breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. I was definitely a big crispy wheats and raisins fan.

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<v Speaker 1>It was kind of like the Anti and branded. They

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<v Speaker 1>were wheat flakes and they were kind of coated with

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<v Speaker 1>honey or something like that, so they would stay crispy

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<v Speaker 1>and milk. General Mills put that out. That is long gone. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's give Andrew a call. Let him know what we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing here. Watch him get all angry. He'll just go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>cou cou couck cuckoo. I guarantee that's what he's gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, let's get him on the phone. Hello, Hi

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<v Speaker 1>is this Andrew? Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi, Scottie Bee, Hi Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>The other half of Serial Killers. How are you today?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to let you know we're at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of an episode right now that I just recorded

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<v Speaker 1>all by myself. What Yes, So, what I figured I

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<v Speaker 1>would do is, since I didn't really like the way

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<v Speaker 1>the phone one sounded last week and I'm waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>episode one hundred for you and Danielle and myself to

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<v Speaker 1>all do it in zoom audio, that I would do

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<v Speaker 1>a serial graveyard episode because I know you hate those.

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<v Speaker 7>I feel absolutely blindsided.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 7>I feel blindsided?

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<v Speaker 1>Why I'm letting you know?

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<v Speaker 7>Mmmmmm nice, real nice.

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<v Speaker 1>So this has been episode ninety nine of Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>This was an all serial graveyard episode all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>where I played a whole bunch of serial commercials from

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<v Speaker 1>cereals that you never heard of because you weren't born

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<v Speaker 1>in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 7>So I'm sure that no one is actually going to

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<v Speaker 7>make it to this part of the episode. So now

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<v Speaker 7>it'd be a good time to see runch.

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<v Speaker 1>Why I think everybody is still here.

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<v Speaker 7>They're hanging on, Uh huh, they're hanging on. They're trying

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<v Speaker 7>to listen to you talk about old cereals for twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, people like it, man, it reminds them of their childhood.

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<v Speaker 7>Yep, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I just wanted you to say crunch with me,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's pretty much why I called. Okay, So thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for listening to episode ninety nine of Serial Killers. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Scottie B.

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<v Speaker 7>And I'm Andrew. I hope you had a wonderful time

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<v Speaker 7>listening to Scotty talk about old stupid cereals.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, this has been the serial Graveyard, and if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to request commercials for the Serial Graveyard, I'll happily

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<v Speaker 1>play them. Just email us or text us or dm

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<v Speaker 1>us or whatever. Yeah, for sure. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>do you text us?

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<v Speaker 7>You can't you eighty eight?

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<v Speaker 1>Just find us? You know what it is, Andrew. In

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<v Speaker 1>the studio that I'm in, they shut the air conditioning off.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so hot that I'm just dripping sweat. The thermostat

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<v Speaker 1>says seventy nine on it, and I'm a disgusting period. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they won't give me air conditioning. Why I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm busting my ass to come in here. Everyone

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<v Speaker 1>is home quarantine, hiding in their house. I'm driving into

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<v Speaker 1>the city every day and they can't even give me

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<v Speaker 1>an air conditioned studio.

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<v Speaker 7>That's so sad. Do you want me to send you

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<v Speaker 7>ice pack?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Please? So I don't even know what I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about anyway, just dm us on Instagram or Twitter and

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<v Speaker 1>let me know what old Cereal commercials that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear that I'll bring you back to your childhood

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<v Speaker 1>because that makes me happy.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I guess there's no ratings that need to go

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<v Speaker 7>into the sheet because you just did no Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the sheet's just going to say episode ninety nine

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<v Speaker 1>nothing perfect love that for us. Well, please follow us

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<v Speaker 1>on all social platforms. It's Serial Killers PC. That's Cereal

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<v Speaker 1>with the C YEP and make.

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<v Speaker 7>Sure you like and subscribe the new episodes come to

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<v Speaker 7>your phone, including this terrible episode that Scott did by himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you got off really easy, dude. You didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to wait up enough to do anything.

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<v Speaker 7>I've been up since six six am.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Well, I guess you could have been a

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<v Speaker 1>part of it.

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<v Speaker 7>Then, Yeah, what are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing? I guess we'll see you on Monday for episode

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred, where we'll have all the technological stuff all

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<v Speaker 1>worked out and we'll all be together again separately.

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<v Speaker 7>Who knew that it would be like this?

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<v Speaker 5>Me?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, don't sweat too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, thanks Glad, I could check in with you, say

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<v Speaker 1>crunch with me? Would you crunch crunch?

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<v Speaker 4>Kay?

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<v Speaker 7>Bye?

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<v Speaker 1>Bye? Wait?

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, well, do you want me to say?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but we have to get prepared for Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get the cereal I overnighted you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>It always looks like you send me drugs.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm always shocked on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you have fresh milk? I do, actually, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know that being not very cereal smart, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what any of those cereals are just by looking

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<v Speaker 1>at them.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, well this has been great. Thanks so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you Andy. You'll see you Monday. Okay, bye,

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<v Speaker 1>stay safe you too. Bye bye