Speaker 1: Some boys box for some boys plays sport.
Speaker 2: The two don't play. Hey, these two boys will save
Speaker 2: their pennies two by s special Treasures because they are
Speaker 2: living in a Cereal boat reviewing Cereals is the Gocot
Speaker 2: and Andrew living in a Cereal boat, critiking some new
Speaker 2: ones and some oat. It's the Serial Serials, the seri
Speaker 2: of Cereals, the Cereal series of.
Speaker 3: The Killer Show, Stu, the Cereal Killer Show. This is
Speaker 3: the Cereal Killer Show, real show.
Speaker 1: This is Serial Killers. I'm Scotty be Welcome to episode
Speaker 1: ninety nine. Hey, Andrew, Oh, Andrew's not here. Andrew doesn't
Speaker 1: know that I'm doing this episode all by myself because
Speaker 1: I didn't really like the way that it sounded on
Speaker 1: Monday over the phone. And we're still kind of trying
Speaker 1: to figure out the technology of how we can do it.
Speaker 1: I think we're going to do a zoom session for
Speaker 1: episode one hundred. That way we can all kind of
Speaker 1: be together with the same audio, and we'll bring Daniell
Speaker 1: in for it. So coming up on Monday, we'll have
Speaker 1: the one hundredth episode of Serial Killers, and hopefully you'll
Speaker 1: be able to hear it. I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen, or what it's going to
Speaker 1: sound like, or if I'm gonna be able to play
Speaker 1: my silly little sound effects. But I guess we'll find
Speaker 1: that all out. So what I'm gonna do here? And
Speaker 1: I had mentioned it in a previous episode, and Andrew
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be a part of this anyway. So
Speaker 1: welcome to Serial Killers. Episode ninety nine. Serial Killers visits
Speaker 1: the Cereal Great. Yeah, so this is gonna be an
Speaker 1: episode of All Cereal Graveyard, not trying any cereal, just
Speaker 1: reminiscing about old cereals that they don't make anymore. And
Speaker 1: there were so many cereals in the eighties that have
Speaker 1: come and gone and they didn't last very long at all.
Speaker 1: And nowadays there are a lot of cereals that are candies,
Speaker 1: like Reese's Puffs and Hershey Kissed cereal, and even peeps
Speaker 1: and Jolly Ranchers, which is disgusting. So if you go
Speaker 1: back to nineteen eighty six, maybe you'll remember this. One
Speaker 1: big question about new Nerd cereal is what time orange flavor?
Speaker 1: This size worry serry flavor this size carryes.
Speaker 4: What's side?
Speaker 5: It's also malicious?
Speaker 3: I can't decide.
Speaker 5: New Nerd cereal is the fruity good part of your complete.
Speaker 1: Breakfast, which.
Speaker 5: Also available in grape and strawberrys.
Speaker 1: So you remember Nerds candy, They're still around. There was Oh,
Speaker 1: shut up, pac man. It was a little box and
Speaker 1: one side was one flavor and the other side was
Speaker 1: the other flavor. It was the same thing with this
Speaker 1: cereal from Rawlston in the mid eighties. One of them
Speaker 1: had cherry on one side and orange on the other side,
Speaker 1: and the other one was grape on one side and
Speaker 1: strawberry on the other. They didn't last very long, was
Speaker 1: only around for a couple of years, and they were
Speaker 1: like little baby kind of cocoa puff type circles, and
Speaker 1: they were just flavored with those nasty artificial flavors that
Speaker 1: Ralston made it. And of course Ralston is not around anymore.
Speaker 1: So here's another one. Not quite a candy. But you
Speaker 1: probably never even knew that this cereal existed. Again, very
Speaker 1: short lived, and you usually would only get this thing
Speaker 1: at a ballpark because nobody really ever ate it anywhere else.
Speaker 1: But it became a cereal in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 5: Surprise, new cracker Jack brand cereal can be a delicious
Speaker 5: part of a nutritious cracker Jack Bourne. You're up to
Speaker 5: a cracker Jack, deck a cracker, the kurts to move,
Speaker 5: a living JOm, the legs feeding a hit new cracker
Speaker 5: Jack cereals loaded the golden puffs of crackling crunch and
Speaker 5: probably surprise in everybody.
Speaker 6: Jack Bolly begins with the band You up to a
Speaker 6: crack of Jack.
Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, nobody remembers that. I don't even remember it.
Speaker 1: I've never had it before in my life. But it
Speaker 1: was another Rawston cereal. And it's so sad that Ralston's
Speaker 1: not around anymore because they made all these crazy, weird
Speaker 1: co branded cereals and movies, also movie cereals. You know
Speaker 1: that the new Star Wars cereal just came out a
Speaker 1: couple of months ago from General Mills. There have been
Speaker 1: many Star Wars cereals over the years, and maybe you
Speaker 1: remember this one that Kellogg's put out in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 4: We lost my fort but you and tu.
Speaker 6: Food, Yes, crunchy food see three pos.
Speaker 5: You can all see three pos twin raings pays together
Speaker 5: for crunchy new horse at breakfast. Yeah, Christ, see a
Speaker 5: delicious pot of this new ficious.
Speaker 4: Breakfast or no, of course, how much mine see three
Speaker 4: pos Breakfast?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so those were like little eight they look like eights.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I never freaking saw Star
Speaker 1: Wars or any Star Wars movie because I just don't care.
Speaker 1: So I guess maybe it looked like what's that spaceship thing?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's called, but it looked
Speaker 1: like little eights, these little crunchy cereal things, and eighties
Speaker 1: movies always seemed to be made into cereals. I was
Speaker 1: a big fan of The Gremlins. Actually just had my
Speaker 1: daughter's watch it with me a couple of months ago.
Speaker 1: They've never seen it before. But there was a gremlin cereal,
Speaker 1: another Rawston creation back in nineteen eighty four. Perhaps you
Speaker 1: remember this one. Are you hungry? Hungry as a gremlin?
Speaker 7: Your's gremlin cereal?
Speaker 1: A tasty way to satisfy it?
Speaker 4: Gremlins?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 4: Didn't this a sweet crunchy cereal.
Speaker 1: Let's satisfy it use the hungry little gremlin that's.
Speaker 5: In autumn crem Lens.
Speaker 4: Tasty way. Gremlin Cereal is part of his Complete Breakfast.
Speaker 1: Again, part of a Complete Breakfast that had toast and
Speaker 1: butter and orange juice and another glass of milk. That's
Speaker 1: a complete breakfast. Don't know why, but that's gremlin cereal
Speaker 1: from nineteen eighty four. It wasn't around very long. Again,
Speaker 1: none of these theme cereals can last very long because
Speaker 1: whatever they are based on don't last very long. And
Speaker 1: plus Andrew wouldn't know what I mean. Yes, he saw gremlins.
Speaker 1: I know I saw gremlins. He's saying it right now
Speaker 1: as he's listening to this, But he did not know
Speaker 1: that there was a gremlin cereal and it was a
Speaker 1: creepy commercial where the kids had these little plastic gremlin
Speaker 1: ears on their heads. And I don't know. So on Monday,
Speaker 1: Andrew kind of phoned in Cerial Killers. I wasn't a
Speaker 1: big fan of the way that sounded, but that also
Speaker 1: reminded me of this cereal that also came out in
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty four. So many cereals came out in nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty four. I was nine years old, and Andrew was
Speaker 1: negative eleven or something like that. ET had a cereal
Speaker 1: and it was really good. I remember it was peanut,
Speaker 1: butter and chocolate. Of course, because Et was a huge
Speaker 1: fan of Reese's Pieces. There were no Reese's Puff cereal
Speaker 1: back then, but it was a peanut butter chocolate flavored cereal.
Speaker 4: Give a listen, ET brings you you Et cereal plaid
Speaker 4: with ET's plate rip flavors, chocolate and wee peanut butter shaped.
Speaker 7: Like P's and peas.
Speaker 4: You Et cereal a blowing part of this good breakfast good.
Speaker 1: And that was a delicious cereal from General Mills. I
Speaker 1: don't really remember eating it. I know I had it,
Speaker 1: but I don't just remember the taste, but I think
Speaker 1: it would have been pretty close to the peanut butter
Speaker 1: chocolate Leapin' lemurs from Nature's Path that we had a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, but not quite as natural, I'm sure. Hey,
Speaker 1: So anyway, again, I'm Scotty B. This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: It's episode ninety nine, and this is the all serial graveyard,
Speaker 1: all the time episode. I'm sure Andrew would be turning
Speaker 1: in his grave if he was dead, but he's not.
Speaker 1: He's home, so I don't even that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Mister T nineteen eighty four. You know, mister T. Mohawk
Speaker 1: gold chains was all over the place in the early
Speaker 1: to mid even Actually, most of the eighties he was
Speaker 1: had his own show, The eighteen. You know that. He
Speaker 1: was guest stars everywhere, different strokes, every sitcom possible. He
Speaker 1: was hanging out with Nancy Reagan at the White House.
Speaker 1: Just say no that whole campaign. Mister T had an
Speaker 1: incredible cereal. They were just teas and Quaker made it
Speaker 1: back in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 6: I know who's and who's teaming up with a good
Speaker 6: balance directfort.
Speaker 5: Team up with mister T, Siia, you know the teams,
Speaker 5: the team that knows the cool breakfast can be.
Speaker 1: He had a chrispy corn taste.
Speaker 4: With a touch of brown sugar.
Speaker 1: Team run up with the thirty.
Speaker 7: It's cool.
Speaker 2: Team run up with the thirty.
Speaker 1: Told the sweet christy tease one with the team mate.
Speaker 1: You run up with the thirsty, It's cool the thirty.
Speaker 1: So that's pretty much all he said was it's cool.
Speaker 1: I guess it was cool. So mister T, there were
Speaker 1: a little uh sweet teas. That's all they were, was
Speaker 1: just a bowl full of teas. And if you're an
Speaker 1: eighties movie buff, you'll remember that mister T cereal is
Speaker 1: the cereal that Pee Wee Herman built. That crazy breakfast
Speaker 1: machine in Pee Wee's Big Adventure so he could have
Speaker 1: his Mister t cereal er. That again didn't last very long,
Speaker 1: but it was very popular at the time. And could
Speaker 1: we just go back one year earlier than that, to
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty three if you were a child of the
Speaker 1: eighties and after school you went to the bowling alley
Speaker 1: or the roller rink or a local arcade and had
Speaker 1: a pocket full of quarters. Pac Man was huge, and
Speaker 1: pac Man had a cereal. It was General Mills nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty three. Check it out. Star pac Man Cereal then
Speaker 1: went all ghost Shoven, ghost Chumbers.
Speaker 6: Show giant, Who's.
Speaker 1: Me Super pac Man.
Speaker 6: Now of this Krispy Corn Cereal has added new Super
Speaker 6: pac Man marshmallows like me, the biggest ghost Chunker of
Speaker 6: ball ghost Humbers, the ghost Shummer.
Speaker 5: Too, what sum in good?
Speaker 1: Part of her new dress? Blakmast quick super Man So yes,
Speaker 1: pac Man Cereal came out right around nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 1: That commercial was from nineteen eighty five when they added
Speaker 1: Super pac Man marshmallows, So there were a big giant
Speaker 1: Super Pacman marshmallows along with regular sized pac Man marshmallows
Speaker 1: and all the monsters Inky and Blinky and Clyde and
Speaker 1: the girl what was her name? God, I don't remember,
Speaker 1: but for the four monsters, and you have to remember
Speaker 1: this one. Another cartoon turned into a cereal. This was
Speaker 1: right around nineteen eighty nine. Ralston came out with this
Speaker 1: cereal based on the cartoon that was very popular at
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 5: I'll bring you kids are apart pack no m shredder one.
Speaker 4: So we must take that pau me up.
Speaker 5: Let's give it to all the pinju that shoutdown. Dude,
Speaker 5: it's crunching Ninja net with Ninja rushmallow apart back, crunch hard,
Speaker 5: up your balance, crack case graybow, We crunch.
Speaker 1: You b Yeah. So again didn't last all that long.
Speaker 1: It was around for a couple of years, and actually
Speaker 1: General Mills released a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, and that has since come
Speaker 1: and gone. I never even got to try that one
Speaker 1: because I didn't even know what existed, and I was
Speaker 1: not quite in the age demo for Teenagemutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 1: I was just a little bit too old for it.
Speaker 1: But I do remember, probably right around that time nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty nine, there was a song from a group called
Speaker 1: Partners in Crime called Turtle Power.
Speaker 3: Bit of radio.
Speaker 1: It was from when the movie came out to Crime
Speaker 1: had a song called Turtle Power. A cell there the
Speaker 1: hero school in this day and age, who as for more? Okay, great?
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, I was a big radio geek,
Speaker 1: so I won tickets to see the premiere of the
Speaker 1: movie and got to see the concert with Partners in
Speaker 1: Crime and good times. You know this sucks. I hate
Speaker 1: not being able to bounce off Andrew here because he'd
Speaker 1: be making fun of me, and I'd be making fun
Speaker 1: of him, and it's just kind of lonely without him here. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him at the end and let him
Speaker 1: know that I did this and have him yell at
Speaker 1: me a little bit on the phone. But one more
Speaker 1: cereal from nineteen eighty eight. I know, obviously you probably
Speaker 1: don't read a newspaper anymore. I do, just because the
Speaker 1: whole you know, morning show radio thing, and I got
Speaker 1: to know what's going on. So I still like to
Speaker 1: flip through the paper every morning, and I do read
Speaker 1: the comics, and I always read Andrew argyle Sweater comic
Speaker 1: because he thinks it's hilarious. And back in nineteen eighty eight,
Speaker 1: Ralston had another cereal called Morning Funnies. It was a
Speaker 1: collection of all the different popular Sunday comics at the time,
Speaker 1: all on one cereal box. That is what's so fun.
Speaker 5: Pretty funny cereal, Mister Wilson.
Speaker 1: See you asked, Yes you're asking. Suddenly your favorite funnies
Speaker 1: are all over you. Cereal called Morning Funnies Fruit Taste
Speaker 1: is secret pen. It opens for Morgidge comics.
Speaker 5: Morning Funnies is a delicious part of my complete breakfast.
Speaker 1: Yester morning You're asking, Great Wilson. And it also had
Speaker 1: like a little flap that you could flip out that
Speaker 1: there were more comics on. There were a little round
Speaker 1: kind of smiley face fruit flavored cereals. You remember those
Speaker 1: cookies called Giggles maybe in the late eighties early nineties.
Speaker 1: They were like little smiley faces with cream inside of them.
Speaker 1: They kind of like mini Giggles cookies. That was Morning
Speaker 1: fun Cereal with Dennis the Menace there at the start.
Speaker 1: You probably don't even know who Dennis the Menace is,
Speaker 1: or maybe you do. I don't know. And on more
Speaker 1: that I want to play for you, and then I'll
Speaker 1: get out of here, because I think you're bored. I
Speaker 1: don't know. These are TV commercials that you probably didn't
Speaker 1: even know these cereals existed because most of the more
Speaker 1: popular cereal jingles those cereals are still around. But here's
Speaker 1: one that I definitely remember. This one is from the
Speaker 1: mid eighties. General Mills put it out. See if you
Speaker 1: remember this discussion, you didn't even saying, So.
Speaker 5: You can take your time and enjoy these honey touched flakes.
Speaker 2: The crispy part of this complete breakfast.
Speaker 1: Now. I was definitely a big crispy wheats and raisins fan.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like the Anti and branded. They
Speaker 1: were wheat flakes and they were kind of coated with
Speaker 1: honey or something like that, so they would stay crispy
Speaker 1: and milk. General Mills put that out. That is long gone. Hey,
Speaker 1: let's give Andrew a call. Let him know what we're
Speaker 1: doing here. Watch him get all angry. He'll just go, oh,
Speaker 1: cou cou couck cuckoo. I guarantee that's what he's gonna do.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let's get him on the phone. Hello, Hi
Speaker 1: is this Andrew? Oh?
Speaker 7: Hi, Scottie Bee, Hi Andrew.
Speaker 1: The other half of Serial Killers. How are you today?
Speaker 7: I'm wonderful.
Speaker 2: How are you good?
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know we're at the
Speaker 1: end of an episode right now that I just recorded
Speaker 1: all by myself. What Yes, So, what I figured I
Speaker 1: would do is, since I didn't really like the way
Speaker 1: the phone one sounded last week and I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: episode one hundred for you and Danielle and myself to
Speaker 1: all do it in zoom audio, that I would do
Speaker 1: a serial graveyard episode because I know you hate those.
Speaker 7: I feel absolutely blindsided.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 7: I feel blindsided?
Speaker 1: Why I'm letting you know?
Speaker 7: Mmmmmm nice, real nice.
Speaker 1: So this has been episode ninety nine of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: This was an all serial graveyard episode all the time,
Speaker 1: where I played a whole bunch of serial commercials from
Speaker 1: cereals that you never heard of because you weren't born
Speaker 1: in the eighties.
Speaker 7: So I'm sure that no one is actually going to
Speaker 7: make it to this part of the episode. So now
Speaker 7: it'd be a good time to see runch.
Speaker 1: Why I think everybody is still here.
Speaker 7: They're hanging on, Uh huh, they're hanging on. They're trying
Speaker 7: to listen to you talk about old cereals for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Yes, people like it, man, it reminds them of their childhood.
Speaker 7: Yep, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Well, I just wanted you to say crunch with me,
Speaker 1: so that's pretty much why I called. Okay, So thanks
Speaker 1: for listening to episode ninety nine of Serial Killers. I'm
Speaker 1: Scottie B.
Speaker 7: And I'm Andrew. I hope you had a wonderful time
Speaker 7: listening to Scotty talk about old stupid cereals.
Speaker 1: Yes, this has been the serial Graveyard, and if you
Speaker 1: want to request commercials for the Serial Graveyard, I'll happily
Speaker 1: play them. Just email us or text us or dm
Speaker 1: us or whatever. Yeah, for sure. I don't know how
Speaker 1: do you text us?
Speaker 7: You can't you eighty eight?
Speaker 1: Just find us? You know what it is, Andrew. In
Speaker 1: the studio that I'm in, they shut the air conditioning off.
Speaker 1: It's so hot that I'm just dripping sweat. The thermostat
Speaker 1: says seventy nine on it, and I'm a disgusting period. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they won't give me air conditioning. Why I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I'm busting my ass to come in here. Everyone
Speaker 1: is home quarantine, hiding in their house. I'm driving into
Speaker 1: the city every day and they can't even give me
Speaker 1: an air conditioned studio.
Speaker 7: That's so sad. Do you want me to send you
Speaker 7: ice pack?
Speaker 1: Yes? Please? So I don't even know what I'm talking
Speaker 1: about anyway, just dm us on Instagram or Twitter and
Speaker 1: let me know what old Cereal commercials that you want
Speaker 1: to hear that I'll bring you back to your childhood
Speaker 1: because that makes me happy.
Speaker 7: Well, I guess there's no ratings that need to go
Speaker 7: into the sheet because you just did no Cereal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the sheet's just going to say episode ninety nine
Speaker 1: nothing perfect love that for us. Well, please follow us
Speaker 1: on all social platforms. It's Serial Killers PC. That's Cereal
Speaker 1: with the C YEP and make.
Speaker 7: Sure you like and subscribe the new episodes come to
Speaker 7: your phone, including this terrible episode that Scott did by himself.
Speaker 1: Hey, you got off really easy, dude. You didn't have
Speaker 1: to wait up enough to do anything.
Speaker 7: I've been up since six six am.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, I guess you could have been a
Speaker 1: part of it.
Speaker 7: Then, Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Nothing? I guess we'll see you on Monday for episode
Speaker 1: one hundred, where we'll have all the technological stuff all
Speaker 1: worked out and we'll all be together again separately.
Speaker 7: Who knew that it would be like this?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 7: Well, don't sweat too much.
Speaker 1: Hey, thanks Glad, I could check in with you, say
Speaker 1: crunch with me? Would you crunch crunch?
Speaker 4: Kay?
Speaker 7: Bye?
Speaker 1: Bye? Wait?
Speaker 7: I mean, well, do you want me to say?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we have to get prepared for Monday.
Speaker 1: Did you get the cereal I overnighted you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 7: It always looks like you send me drugs.
Speaker 4: I'm always shocked on it.
Speaker 1: Or do you have fresh milk? I do, actually, and
Speaker 1: I know that being not very cereal smart, you don't
Speaker 1: know what any of those cereals are just by looking
Speaker 1: at them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Okay, well this has been great. Thanks so much.
Speaker 1: I love you Andy. You'll see you Monday. Okay, bye,
Speaker 1: stay safe you too. Bye bye