WEBVTT - Wow!  Do I Look That Bad? 

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, do I look at that bad? It's one more

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<v Speaker 1>thing more. I'm strong and getty one more.

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<v Speaker 2>So. I had a funny thing happened at the country

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<v Speaker 2>club yesterday. So I live in a town that doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>believe rich people should have things that poor people don't have.

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<v Speaker 2>So they structure the housing in such a way that

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<v Speaker 2>you can live in the nicest neighborhood in the town

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<v Speaker 2>I live in, like with the most expensive you know, however,

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<v Speaker 2>many millions of dollars houses, but there is going to

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<v Speaker 2>be an apartment complex right over there because they don't

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<v Speaker 2>think it's fair that, you know, certain people have certain

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<v Speaker 2>And I guess some parts of the country think this

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<v Speaker 2>is a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Other parts of the country thing this is a ridiculous idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I would be in the way. I certainly wouldn't live there.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like four people anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Near me anyway. I think that explains how this happened.

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<v Speaker 2>So with this particular neighborhood that's got some really really

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<v Speaker 2>nice houses in it, everybody that lives in this neighborhood

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<v Speaker 2>gets a country club membership with you own the house

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<v Speaker 2>or you're in an apartment complex, and so everybody gets

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<v Speaker 2>to be a member of this country club. For whatever reason,

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<v Speaker 2>hardly anybody uses aunch country club. A friend of mine

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<v Speaker 2>is on the board and he said, of the two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand people or something that qualify, there's only like sixty people.

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<v Speaker 1>That use it, which is fine with me.

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<v Speaker 4>Golf course and that sort of thing, or no, what

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<v Speaker 4>sort of amenities are you offering me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lake where a lot of people paddle around,

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<v Speaker 2>canoes and stuff like that. Nice tennis courts lit at night,

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<v Speaker 2>basketball court, a gym to work out, couple of heated

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<v Speaker 2>pools where you can swim laps and stuff like that. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>and then a big room you can put your name

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<v Speaker 2>on it if you want to have a family reunion

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<v Speaker 2>or a wedding or whatever. There's a lot of that

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<v Speaker 2>stuff going on all the time. Anyhow, my son and

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<v Speaker 2>I go over and we play tennis and then we

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<v Speaker 2>lift weight. So we're over there playing tennis, and I,

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<v Speaker 2>while I do spend a fair amount of time and

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<v Speaker 2>money on how I dress for just like my regular life,

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<v Speaker 2>I do not have like nice ath leisure wear at all.

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<v Speaker 2>And I got my big five old hoodie on and

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<v Speaker 2>some khaki pants and my kind of crappy tennis shoes

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<v Speaker 2>for playing tennis in and uh playing tennis and Kakaki.

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<v Speaker 1>Pants lost me at Khaki's.

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<v Speaker 4>As opposed to what short warm up pants.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't wear khakis to play tennis.

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<v Speaker 4>You rule.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, My son and I are playing tennis and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's four guys next to us playing tennis. And

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<v Speaker 2>at one point, Henry hits an errant shot and it

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<v Speaker 2>goes over to their court by accident, and guy hits

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<v Speaker 2>the ball over to me and and then I said thanks,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm walking back over. And then he said, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on a second, and he goes over to his

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<v Speaker 2>bag and he comes over and he gives me, he said,

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<v Speaker 2>these you used, but they still got a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>bounce left in him. He gives me a canister of

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<v Speaker 2>three used tennis ball. Ah. Yes, I'm thinking, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, a man so poor he has to wear

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<v Speaker 4>khakis to play tennis. Yeah, were you wearing cowboy boots

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<v Speaker 4>as well?

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<v Speaker 3>Or did.

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<v Speaker 2>It?

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<v Speaker 3>And something with rubber souls?

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<v Speaker 1>I just I was so perplexed there for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like.

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<v Speaker 2>And one it was There's a number of things going

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<v Speaker 2>on in my mind that this at this verious time,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta admit my ego kick. I didn't say anything,

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<v Speaker 2>but my ego kicked in a little bit of dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean your old tennis balls.

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<v Speaker 4>I can afford a can of tennis balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, the peasant and the khaki put them.

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<v Speaker 5>Going to do my good charitable deed and give him

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<v Speaker 5>my old tennis exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I also thought, on the other side of it, this

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<v Speaker 2>is something some of us may do and not realize

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<v Speaker 2>how condescending it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, because he just sawt he was helping.

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<v Speaker 2>Me out, and it's got a real I'm rich and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need the ten balls here.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll appreciate they've still got some bounce at them.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>I can picture me playing golf with my son and

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<v Speaker 4>somebody walking up and putting the arm around me and saying,

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<v Speaker 4>here's a sleeve of balls.

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<v Speaker 3>Brother.

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<v Speaker 4>You know they're lightly used, but I can tell you

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<v Speaker 4>need that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say that last time. I think that's implied.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, oh, I absolutely implied.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Why why else would he give him to you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm picturing this guy like he bounces the ball

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<v Speaker 4>five times and then after that he throws it away,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, and gets a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>And bounces it by this guy doing a nice thing.

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<v Speaker 2>In case this gets back to him, I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>he does anything bad about it at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, No, it was an act of kindness.

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<v Speaker 5>And I think worse would have been if like he

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<v Speaker 5>had a child with him, and he had the child

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<v Speaker 5>come and give the tennis balls to you, teaching him

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<v Speaker 5>a nice deed.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's so.

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<v Speaker 2>I told this story to a friend of mine who

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<v Speaker 2>thought this was hilarious and said, he's probably at a

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<v Speaker 2>home telling his wife. I did a nice deed today.

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<v Speaker 2>I helped a guy out. He looked like good like,

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<v Speaker 2>he looked like he was really down on his luck.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably his one morning a week he gets to

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<v Speaker 2>be with his son, having recovered from his drug addiction.

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<v Speaker 2>And I gave him some tennis balls so that he

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<v Speaker 2>could enjoy his outing with his kid.

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<v Speaker 1>That he's trying to write, write and do better than

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<v Speaker 1>he did.

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<v Speaker 4>I came across a fellow today, Honey, I can only

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<v Speaker 4>guess he only has one pair of pants for work,

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<v Speaker 4>for play for leisure, just one pair of khakis, who's

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<v Speaker 4>actually playing tennis in his khakis with his son. And

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<v Speaker 4>I took pity I wish I'd had a granola bar,

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<v Speaker 4>a crust of bread.

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<v Speaker 3>Dolphin can only assume that he and his son are

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<v Speaker 3>stuff you should You should own this.

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<v Speaker 2>He clearly got his workout gear at the halfway House

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<v Speaker 2>before he came for his visitation with his son.

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<v Speaker 5>Just keep keep going more and more tattered, and then

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<v Speaker 5>see what kind of things you accumulate.

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<v Speaker 4>Put holes in those khakis, right.

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<v Speaker 1>People give me food and my drink and an old car.

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<v Speaker 4>Drive the show of a dress shirt and say, son,

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<v Speaker 4>don't run me too much.

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<v Speaker 3>I only own this shirt. See what the people are

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<v Speaker 3>saying to Oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, And I did actually think I have I ever

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<v Speaker 2>done that where I think I'm like being helpful whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>But it's so condescending to someone to here's some old

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<v Speaker 2>tennis balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh. Yeah, you don't need to thank me. I'm happy

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<v Speaker 1>to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's beautiful, I know, I know, well and again well intentioned,

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<v Speaker 2>completely intentioned. Seriously, yes, it's nice, just kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, here's five dollars to put in the tank

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<v Speaker 4>to get you and your son home or back to

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<v Speaker 4>the halfway house wherever you find yourself these days.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think you'll run into him?

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<v Speaker 3>Again, I don't know. I guess if you do, he

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<v Speaker 3>might be waiting for you with like old clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I think these would fit you. I come

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<v Speaker 1>with some leftover castle roll here. My wife married this

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<v Speaker 1>last night.

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<v Speaker 4>If the cardboard box, I'm guessing you live and never

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<v Speaker 4>gets threadbare. I play every Tuesday at four. Just come

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<v Speaker 4>and ask me for twenty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Here are some socks. They're not too worn.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, I guess that's it.