1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,040 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Bombing with Eric Andrey, 2 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: the podcast where I talk with friends, comedians, musicians, and 3 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 1: others about their worst bombing moments on stage at Life 4 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 1: in the Club, wherever, I talked to the hilarious Nori 5 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:13,239 Speaker 1: Davis about the time he literally experienced a drive by 6 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,320 Speaker 1: shooting while he was telling jokes on stage. He had 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 1: to dodge bullets while doing stand up right by Yankee Stadium. 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 2: Let's get into it. 9 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 3: Bombing with Eric Andre. 10 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 4: Tell me your worst bomb. 11 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,160 Speaker 3: That you ever? 12 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 2: All right, worst bomb, bro, give me a few whatever? 13 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 2: Oh he has a couple man, had ever seen Tom? 14 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 2: All right? So worst bomb ever? We have to be 15 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 2: where I don't know if you ever had this with 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 2: your parents. Here you're doing comedy now they want to 17 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 2: be an agent. Oh my god, yeah, me too, horrible. 18 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:52,520 Speaker 2: Here we go bombing. 19 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 4: That's kind of the worst. Oh god, the like you're 20 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 4: doing what you're doing comedy? 21 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:00,279 Speaker 2: I got a gig for you. And my son does 22 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 2: this so I can bring him into this. So my dad, 23 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 2: he's a retired cop. 24 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 1: Ship, so you get off if you get pulled over, 25 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: do you just go? My dad's a cop? 26 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the PBA car. Yeah, I got 27 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 2: to give me one of those cards. Man tired and 28 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 2: he retired. I can't even doing that. He's got to 29 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 2: know somebody, he says them young bucks man don't do 30 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 2: nothing because they don't like me. I'm like a so 31 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 2: so now now I'm a citizen, I'm a regular cards. 32 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 4: I'll copy it or go to Kinks after this. 33 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, man, but even to that ship really works. 34 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 2: It works. 35 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 4: So you get pulled over, You're like. 36 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, here, my dad's a cop. They're like, oh, all right, 37 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 2: even don't they don't like up North cops so New 38 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,199 Speaker 2: York City. They be like, I don't give a fuck. 39 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 2: Then they go to their car and then he chilled. 40 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 2: Then they come back and be like, all right, man, 41 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 2: just be careful. So it's still they like, is that. 42 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 4: Gang ships from Yonkers? 43 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 3: Yeah? 44 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 2: Up North DMNX murder. 45 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: Young okay man? Yeah, what is Youngers is like nayak 46 00:01:58,760 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: or some ship. 47 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 2: Define more South. But it's it's like Middle of America 48 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 2: saying uh. They saying Lady Gaga, the locks Lady Gaga. 49 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 2: They're saying that from she from Central Avenue. But that's 50 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 2: not that's locks locks Yes, downs p g Loops kiss 51 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 2: those guys, drag on all them. So uh yeah, man, 52 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 2: so that's whe I'm from only comedy guy out. 53 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 4: Okay, and so the worst bomb. Yes, So my dad 54 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 4: so he keep us both on track. 55 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's fine, it's fine. I like this. I'm 56 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 2: like this till I'm sporadic. So my dad right, so 57 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 2: he has this gig at the Polish Centers right there. 58 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,239 Speaker 2: So that's where Youngkers is. It's a bunch of streets 59 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 2: where like Polish people live here, Black people live here, 60 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 2: White people live there, like there's literally a town called 61 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,799 Speaker 2: White Plains. That's where they're at. And Spanish people on 62 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 2: South Broadway main streets, the Mexican people, like, everybody got 63 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,239 Speaker 2: their own streets. So Polish Center, Polish people. But it's 64 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,399 Speaker 2: a bie, it's a motorcycle gang event. So my dad's like, yeah, man, 65 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 2: coma do stand up here? And then a guy called 66 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 2: me like yeah, man, want you to Yes, my dad 67 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 2: booked me for this ship. And this is like when 68 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 2: I'm bridout bushy tail, I have to be like, wait, 69 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 2: two years in the standard better you know what I'm saying, 70 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 2: And me, I don't know about you. I think we 71 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 2: came up through the Bringer show aspect of like you know, 72 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 2: doing Bringer shows, think of you the ship, but it's 73 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 2: really your family and the audience that's pumping you up. 74 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 2: So you think you're doing great, but nahigging like you 75 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 2: have not actually made audience. People laugh. 76 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 4: I know where this is going. 77 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 2: You're the Polish biker exact Polish biker event. They all 78 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 2: got their leather vest, they got their leather pants. The 79 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 2: girls a shirtless, you know what I'm saying, but like 80 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 2: not sleeveless. Excuse me, leaveless. And I'm just and I 81 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 2: just feel the vibe and it's just like baby booming 82 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 2: ship bro like nobody. My age music was playing what 83 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 2: was a song like like electric Slide, some song like that, 84 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 2: like some song like that, like a black family song 85 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 2: like everything like that, Yeah, but more like a feeling 86 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 2: can't think about it man, fuck anyway something like that, 87 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 2: and the DJ just abruptly stops, stops, and then the 88 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 2: DJ's like, all right, man, we got Nory David doing comedy. 89 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 2: Come on. That's the intro, like like come on, And 90 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 2: at this time my material is like, yeah, college is crazy, 91 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 2: I've been dead, make that crazy. Gas is hort like 92 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 2: and these people First of all, they drive motorcycles and 93 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 2: they don't even go They went to college win the 94 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 2: tuition was like what four dollars? You know what I mean? Like, 95 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 2: but they're standing together like they would just finished dancing. 96 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 2: So it's just like and I'm up there and I 97 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 2: just see my dad in the middle just looking up 98 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 2: at me, and then all the bikers just looking over 99 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 2: their shoulder, like, what the fuck is happening? I do 100 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,040 Speaker 2: my life? Yeah, college is. 101 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,600 Speaker 4: No opener, right, No, just you just raw into. 102 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:55,039 Speaker 2: Them, bro, no vacline, no vacline, just straight. Oh my god, 103 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 2: I mean that's why. How how long you know how 104 00:04:58,920 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 2: it is? 105 00:04:59,279 --> 00:04:59,479 Speaker 3: Man? 106 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 2: You up there? It was probably like a minute, but 107 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 2: it felt like two hours. It felt like two hours, 108 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 2: but I was really up there, probably maybe like even 109 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 2: three minutes. I did the first joke. Nothing. You can 110 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 2: just hear people getting drinks all the way to the right. 111 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 2: Give me a drink, and then people just looking and 112 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 2: I'm just like, yeah, man, you know, just just bring 113 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 2: the music back. I just walked off and I went 114 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 2: right to my car. I put the ball. He was 115 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 2: just like, well, why you perform? I don't know. My 116 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 2: dad said to come through it. I did it, and 117 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,119 Speaker 2: it was probably like some deep in the child trauma 118 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,720 Speaker 2: ship where I'm thinking, like, all I do this? He 119 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 2: could see he could be proud of me. Well, Bro, yeah, 120 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,479 Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe the comic ship live. One time 121 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,279 Speaker 2: his lady brought him and it was after like my 122 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 2: first album recording, okay, But even that he was just like, 123 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 2: you know, like I'm here with my woman. 124 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 3: Boy. 125 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 2: Other than that, I don't go for about this. Get 126 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 2: a job. 127 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,599 Speaker 1: I think my dad see it, saw me do well 128 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: like one time okay. And it wasn't even like I 129 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: can't do well in front of my parents. It's too 130 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 1: nerve wrackings. 131 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 2: Oh god. Yeah, you know where they're at. You feel 132 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 2: that energy and you just like you remember where was that? 133 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,280 Speaker 2: Where was that you did? 134 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 4: What did okay? In Miami? 135 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 2: Is that where they're living now or no? 136 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,839 Speaker 1: My dad just passed away, thanks, but my mom she 137 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 1: lives in Delray Beach, was just like an hour north. 138 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:38,919 Speaker 1: But yeah, he got to see me do okay once definitely. 139 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 4: Stinking Oh god, did even throw bottles at you or anything? 140 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 2: Oh my god? No, yeah, no, I had a guy 141 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 2: throw I had a guy put my face in a 142 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,599 Speaker 2: pie one time. Bro, what in Long Island? What do 143 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:55,040 Speaker 2: you mean them fucking fundraisers? Like, what do you mean 144 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,840 Speaker 2: them firefirefucking fund raises? 145 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 4: What is a firefighter fundraiser? 146 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 2: What are you with them getting money from the community. 147 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 2: And they like do a comedy show and this is 148 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 2: again and without. He was like after seeing the show 149 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 2: of all the comics, he was just like, oh man, 150 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 2: you know, I'm funny too. I'm like, what do you 151 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 2: mean how you funny? And he put my face in 152 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 2: a cream pie like I was just like I was, 153 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 2: I was so heated, and I remember I think the 154 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 2: comedy MafA Joe MafA something like that. He was like 155 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 2: he grabbed me, come on, Nor let's go. Let's go, 156 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,200 Speaker 2: like and then he cleaned me up by the car, 157 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 2: so let's get out. Yeah, it was a fire. They 158 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:37,280 Speaker 2: were drunk too many. Yeah, they all ganged up and 159 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 2: it's deep along Island man saying, you know that's like 160 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 2: trumpet that was that was in the middle of the 161 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 2: show or at the end at the end. Yeah, you 162 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 2: know what people think, like, I'm funny too, Like we 163 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 2: make it look like it. 164 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 4: Was conveniently on the stage. 165 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,960 Speaker 2: It was just like a like because they had desserts 166 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 2: and ship they had like a whole buffet out there. Yo, 167 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 2: Long Island away up and there was a buffet of 168 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:07,560 Speaker 2: desserts on the right side. Yes, yeah, in his hand. 169 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 2: He went and got it, yep. And it's just like 170 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 2: he put will cream and you know where you bought, 171 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 2: like the supermarkets, just the crust ship, yeah, exact, and 172 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 2: he put mad will cream like it was. I remember 173 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 2: that ship, bro. That's I don't even talk about it. No, yeah, 174 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 2: you see him mad, I'm like, I'm like reliving it, like, yeah, man, 175 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 2: I hope that motherfucker didn't make it out that fire house. 176 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 2: I hope it did burn and I hope I hope 177 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,719 Speaker 2: he's the one that burned. The person that left. They 178 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,160 Speaker 2: they stumbled out, but the fire took him. And there 179 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 2: you go. Johnny's gone because him. I remember that ship 180 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,160 Speaker 2: deep along Island, bro, when I was doing them dumb 181 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 2: ass Long Island gives, you know the fund raisers where 182 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:50,400 Speaker 2: you get. 183 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 1: Yet six Governor's once and just like to get to 184 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:55,079 Speaker 1: Long Island. 185 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 4: I'm like the little shitty twenty. 186 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,680 Speaker 1: Dollars I was gonna make exactly, I won't even yeah, 187 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,559 Speaker 1: won't even go towards whatever The technic issue with. 188 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 2: My manager was from there, so he was booking me 189 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,400 Speaker 2: all that. I'm thinking, like, I'm gonna workout, workout material. 190 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 2: Things are sucking them people ruthless man. Some white people 191 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 2: don't care. Man, they don't care. Bro. I was like, 192 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 2: I'm good, never again again. Been out there. Yeah, No, 193 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 2: there's nothing out there. 194 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:29,840 Speaker 4: They got black people out there. They got black Eddy mur. 195 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 2: Exactly like that area. But other than that, that's not 196 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 2: the Hampton. There's all the trumpets, trumpets, man, like all them, 197 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 2: but they don't care. They do it because they bored, 198 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 2: like there's nothing to do out there. Once you don't 199 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,559 Speaker 2: be on there's nothing going on. You have dinner and 200 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,520 Speaker 2: he's like, what were we gonna do? Dru go to 201 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 2: a comedy show and fun their life your era. I'm like, 202 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 2: I'm not doing. 203 00:09:53,160 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 3: That with Eric Codre, Withdre. 204 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 2: You know my last album, I had my fifth stand 205 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 2: up comedy album, right coult Nori. I did the Kanji 206 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 2: type on it. I record a New York comedy club 207 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 2: and you know, you do the first show, the second show, 208 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,280 Speaker 2: and you know what show is always worse? Then you're 209 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,560 Speaker 2: recording it's that second show. 210 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, why is that because you just because then. 211 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 2: And the audience is just drunker, like you remember, you 212 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,560 Speaker 2: get a new you get a new you get a 213 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 2: new audience in and and I taped on the fucking 214 00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 2: Friday like an idiot too drunk or what wast yes 215 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:41,560 Speaker 2: fucking wasted bro And like I sold half of it 216 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 2: out and then the other half. It was just people 217 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:47,560 Speaker 2: that are like, let's just go this club. I forget 218 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,800 Speaker 2: that New York City is still touristy, just like those 219 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 2: tickets are, like, hey, tickets for nothing, come in. And 220 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 2: I really wish I told the club, like, hey man, 221 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,360 Speaker 2: if they're not for my show, don't bring them. Yeah, 222 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,320 Speaker 2: I ain't do that. So anyway, doing the show, and 223 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 2: I remember a group of girls pull up and not 224 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,960 Speaker 2: even a bashl Red part, but just a group of girls. 225 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,600 Speaker 2: And he's sitting on the right side. And during my 226 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:13,679 Speaker 2: whole set, Shorty in the middle of a sleep just sleep, 227 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:18,240 Speaker 2: just nodding off and then she way back and then 228 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 2: go right back to sleep. Why did y'all bring on here? 229 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,640 Speaker 2: Why why are y'all even here? Understand the public? What 230 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,839 Speaker 2: makes you go after a party, get drunk and say 231 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,480 Speaker 2: let's go fucking comedy? 232 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,200 Speaker 4: That's crazy. 233 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,120 Speaker 1: I also, I don't drunk that drunk, but I've never 234 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:37,720 Speaker 1: been so drunk that I'm like nodding up, that's like crazy. 235 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 2: Or so exactly. Or I stay at the fucking bar. 236 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. 237 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,360 Speaker 2: It's a comedy club safe is there something about like 238 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 2: it's this lounge where like, hey, I get drunks. What 239 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,559 Speaker 2: we don't have, there's no pressure. 240 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:53,000 Speaker 4: It's where the clubs bark people in there, drunk people, 241 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,440 Speaker 4: And I guess I. 242 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,319 Speaker 2: Don't really know. I don't know either get like. 243 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 4: The people the dudes passing out flyers in Times Square, I. 244 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:03,679 Speaker 1: Get that party or whatever, yeahs or whatever. 245 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,719 Speaker 2: But like people themselves, like why the fuck? I don't like, 246 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:10,079 Speaker 2: why are you doing anyway? But yeah, so she's not 247 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 2: on enough and she gets up, she comes back, and 248 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 2: then like towards the end of my album, I'm just 249 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:18,439 Speaker 2: like ranting and raving with them because they just could 250 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,880 Speaker 2: not be quiet and like and sure he just goes 251 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:25,880 Speaker 2: like yeah. And then towards the middle she leaves, which 252 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 2: is good. They get up and leave. I'm like, yeah, leave, 253 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 2: like this ain't for y'all. I'm like really trying to 254 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 2: like put my material down. And then I get another 255 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:39,959 Speaker 2: heckler and guess who this is my ex? No at 256 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:46,360 Speaker 2: the time taping, she got too saucy. Eric, Man, I 257 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 2: dated pimples bro, like I did. I dated pimples Bro. 258 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 2: You know, you bring them into your world and you're 259 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,440 Speaker 2: like you're gonna be all right, right, and they're like, yeah, 260 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 2: I be right. They start tearing ship up. 261 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,360 Speaker 4: Oh my, she heckled you did she knows you're taping. Yeah, 262 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,040 Speaker 4: so she came to fuck with you. 263 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,160 Speaker 2: She came to support me, and then like she came 264 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,839 Speaker 2: to support me the first show. She was great. 265 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,240 Speaker 4: She was at both shows. 266 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, she's at shows. Well, she was my girl at 267 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,040 Speaker 2: the time. I'm saying she's my ex now, but she. 268 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,160 Speaker 4: Was, oh courage but she was your current girlfriend exactly. 269 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,119 Speaker 4: And then your current girlfriend at the time. 270 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,920 Speaker 2: Was heck with me on the seconding you yeah, man. 271 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:29,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, your girlfriend that you your ex now, but at 272 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 1: the time was your girlfriend. 273 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,880 Speaker 4: Ye was heckling you. 274 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,160 Speaker 2: Yep, during your day too saucy and brought her friend 275 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,520 Speaker 2: in and then they I remember they sitting in the 276 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:42,920 Speaker 2: top balcony. Just like the loud, the loud, you know 277 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:47,400 Speaker 2: you heard like that the loud positive I'm like girl, 278 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,840 Speaker 2: come on that end the relationship? 279 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:55,040 Speaker 4: Is that what ended the relationships? Didn't that was didn't help. 280 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,080 Speaker 2: That had to be like maybe the second or third 281 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 2: red flag like this this might not last long. That 282 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 2: was like the second or third red flag of like 283 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,079 Speaker 2: all right, all right, look at this, but it's still 284 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,840 Speaker 2: just I'm not done with this, so like heckling me 285 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 2: the loud positive ship and then it's over people leaving 286 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,760 Speaker 2: and then she gets into an argument fight with the 287 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 2: bartend about the bill no, like going like rant in loud, 288 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,080 Speaker 2: like you know what, like I ain't fucking why you 289 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 2: think I ain't pay? You think I ain't want pay? 290 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:35,200 Speaker 2: I'm like, not my job, shorty, like not my job? Please? 291 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 3: Girlfriend. 292 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's that's that's the girl I love. That's her. 293 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,720 Speaker 2: She's biting everybody in the lobby. That's yo, you got 294 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 2: your pitbull story. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna 295 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 2: go get her. You did you address it or you're 296 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,840 Speaker 2: just bro? Like it was after the show, after the 297 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 2: show is done, and I get off and like saying 298 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 2: by everybody, YO did that, no doubt? And then I 299 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,040 Speaker 2: just hear that commotion and then my boy comes back, YO, 300 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:05,840 Speaker 2: get your leave. And then I remember the bartend because 301 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,000 Speaker 2: you know, we know the club, we know the bar. 302 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 2: I remember her look at me and I was like, no, 303 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 2: you know the same me. 304 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:14,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, like what a position to be in. 305 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 2: That sucks, that's eric what the fun yrette? And because 306 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 2: she called her like because she's like she lying that, 307 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,840 Speaker 2: like I didn't pay I did pay it, she'll be 308 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 2: costing that much. And then the bartend looking at me 309 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,680 Speaker 2: like no she didn't, but it doesn't matter, like, and 310 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,280 Speaker 2: I'm so yeah, like. 311 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 4: Hey, that's she's your girlfriend on confident. 312 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, you just taped your special and it was something. 313 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,240 Speaker 2: But yeah, but I don't have to do that situation exactly. 314 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,760 Speaker 2: I didn't know what to do it either. I was 315 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,200 Speaker 2: just like, but it was. It was something I can't 316 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,920 Speaker 2: really remember right now because my brain it little. The 317 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,720 Speaker 2: stuff charum away. It's like, look, man, that happened. Let's 318 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,760 Speaker 2: let's keep moving forward. 319 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:02,760 Speaker 4: The firefighter story came back. You were like getting me angry. 320 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:08,160 Speaker 2: War reliving in fucking miser ass out here like manna 321 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:12,400 Speaker 2: a minute, but bro, yeah, I can't remember. But all 322 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,880 Speaker 2: I'm saying is, yes, it was a type of argument 323 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 2: where I'm stuck in the middle. I don't even know 324 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,680 Speaker 2: what to do because if I defend the bartender that 325 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,320 Speaker 2: I'm going against my lady going against I'm going against 326 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,480 Speaker 2: the venue where I fucking work at a good position. 327 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,040 Speaker 2: So and then then the whole time she denies it 328 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 2: like I ain't never had, you know, I don't know 329 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 2: why the fuck you ain't helped me defend me all 330 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:36,440 Speaker 2: that other bullshit. I'm like, but anyway and so so, 331 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 2: but that was wild, that fucking I remember that. My 332 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,040 Speaker 2: boy reminded me that I was, like, right, I buried that. 333 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,600 Speaker 2: I buried that. Remember that. That's all coming out. 334 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,080 Speaker 3: With a recoddre. 335 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:04,200 Speaker 2: With aricod did see somebody bomb? Yes, bro Back in 336 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,000 Speaker 2: the day when I used to perform in the Bronx 337 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,480 Speaker 2: and it was the old Yankee Stadium, it was a 338 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,879 Speaker 2: spot called a dugout, and man, this comic went up 339 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:17,000 Speaker 2: there and I think this. I got two stories, two 340 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,240 Speaker 2: separate ones, same same venue. I don't know why I 341 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,600 Speaker 2: kept going back here, but I kept going back. The 342 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,720 Speaker 2: first one was the comic in front of me, like 343 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 2: it was. It was a rough Riders event. Another fuck raiser. 344 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 3: Man. 345 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,160 Speaker 2: That's the theme of this show. Don't need to stop 346 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,879 Speaker 2: doing stop doing fund raise, stop acting for the stand up, 347 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,120 Speaker 2: just do karaoke or something. Leave comics alone. But anyway, yeah, 348 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,199 Speaker 2: fund raising rough rides at night and they had like 349 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,919 Speaker 2: a many little roast thing and the comic goes up 350 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,000 Speaker 2: there and he's trying to roast and they booty shit 351 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,560 Speaker 2: out of him. So you see somebody getting boolled, You're like, 352 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,080 Speaker 2: all right. And I was up next. I was like fuck, 353 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,159 Speaker 2: he was like, nothing was hitting it. And they was like, 354 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,320 Speaker 2: you know, the that was a rough fry of black people. 355 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,159 Speaker 2: You know, they're just sitting up there the bronx like judging, 356 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 2: like the fuck out it was that. I got it 357 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,800 Speaker 2: so and I know how to attack that. It's just 358 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 2: like you got make it about them, just talk about them, right. 359 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 2: I remember this is when they're a leader. I think 360 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,840 Speaker 2: he was in the wheelchair. I think he was like 361 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,600 Speaker 2: in the wheelchair at the time or something. 362 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,639 Speaker 4: And motorcycle accident. 363 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know the accident, but I 364 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,280 Speaker 2: just remember he was in a wheelchair, and like I 365 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 2: just started roasting everybody but playfully roasting him too, and 366 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,960 Speaker 2: everybody's dying, laughing and ship. And I remember the next 367 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 2: day my boy told me like, yo, nah, like he 368 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,879 Speaker 2: really liked you because the dudes was gonna fuck you 369 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 2: up after but they told him, like nah, I like him. 370 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,000 Speaker 2: He's funny. It's funny. 371 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,320 Speaker 4: I was just like, saved your life. 372 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,480 Speaker 2: I was just close to getting my ass beat. Oh 373 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:44,159 Speaker 2: ship by the rough Riders. Shout to the leader of 374 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,920 Speaker 2: the rough Rider, enjoying my standover my roasting. That was 375 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,840 Speaker 2: the one dugout, and then the next time at the Dugout, 376 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,080 Speaker 2: did another show and it was okay, but then once 377 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,000 Speaker 2: we left it got shot up. Somebody shout up the value. 378 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,760 Speaker 2: I remember me, my boy James go off James Golf 379 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,359 Speaker 2: the glow he call him up the glow out. Yeah 380 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 2: remember him? Yeah, I think he's like he performs out 381 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 2: there on Long Island an you guys family chilling him. 382 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,600 Speaker 2: But yes, man, it was me and him. And then 383 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:17,399 Speaker 2: remember we just walking just duck him down there We 384 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 2: were there they were, but this was a rough Friday. 385 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,360 Speaker 2: It was just like niggas just shooting bro. It was wild. 386 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,280 Speaker 2: So that was like maybe one of those one of 387 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:30,359 Speaker 2: the craziest shits I ever experienced. A drive by shoot 388 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:36,560 Speaker 2: at the Dugout in Yankee State, the Old Yankee stadium niggas. No, yo, 389 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,119 Speaker 2: they'll comment, they'll tell you that old dugout that was. 390 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,959 Speaker 2: It was lived, It was live, and it was one 391 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 2: of those lounges where it's like, you know, comedy on 392 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,720 Speaker 2: the Thursday, which does not need to happen, but you 393 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 2: know we were down to perform anywhere. 394 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,920 Speaker 4: Bros with us and shot and killed. 395 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:57,480 Speaker 1: To tell jokes, the silliest, fucking silliest life choice you 396 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: could make. 397 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 2: Well, somebody love us was throwing herself in the dangerous 398 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:08,440 Speaker 2: wayction and love. That's all it's for. Bro. 399 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,399 Speaker 4: No, what was the worst bomb you've ever seen? That 400 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,320 Speaker 4: wasn't you bombing? 401 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:17,959 Speaker 2: I see many bombs and but there's one that doesn't 402 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,200 Speaker 2: like particularly stand out. But when you watch it, though, 403 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,720 Speaker 2: I just know the feeling of just. 404 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,080 Speaker 4: Like you ever seen any fights at the comedy club. 405 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,760 Speaker 4: I mean, shooting is probably the most high stakes. 406 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's shooting. Shooting. 407 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,800 Speaker 4: I don't know why I'm trying to top that. 408 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, the shooting was Yeah, what was the shooting about? 409 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,479 Speaker 2: What do you think they were pinpoint targeting somebody? Yeah? No, 410 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,119 Speaker 2: I don't I don't know what it was about. I 411 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 2: just know it was bullets and you can hear it 412 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,120 Speaker 2: and that she was crazy. But yeah, man, I say, 413 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:48,720 Speaker 2: I wish my boys I'd be like, yo, did I 414 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,240 Speaker 2: see a fight? I probably did. I'm telling you man, 415 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 2: the way my trauma works is buried. Yeah. Yeah, I 416 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,000 Speaker 2: just go to the cemetery yard like, oh, it's over there. 417 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:01,280 Speaker 2: It's twenty one as that tombstone that the motherfucker was 418 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:05,159 Speaker 2: fighting on stage. Somebody rushed me on stage in Pennsylvania 419 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,679 Speaker 2: and my boy was there. What did I don't know 420 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 2: what I said, but he rushed the stage as you 421 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,000 Speaker 2: can see. That's why I'm not looking at you, because 422 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:22,600 Speaker 2: I'm living it. I'm there. Here we go. Yeah, it was. Yeah, 423 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,640 Speaker 2: it was a show in the back of a hotel, 424 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 2: a banquet boom, banquet hall, probably comedy or something like that, 425 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,159 Speaker 2: one of them fuck you know comedy works where they 426 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,440 Speaker 2: do hotel in the banquet but it's like it's the 427 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 2: holiday in anyway. So I'm on stage and I'm doing 428 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,959 Speaker 2: like my race material. There's grumblings and this dude rushes 429 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:46,200 Speaker 2: to stage. But no, what happened was one of the 430 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,359 Speaker 2: fuck all these members put his phone by my stool 431 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,639 Speaker 2: as a prank, and so he went up there to 432 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 2: go get it, and I was just like, what the 433 00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:57,119 Speaker 2: fuck did My boy rushed to my to save me, 434 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,680 Speaker 2: to be like, yo, what the fuck, and he was like, no, no, 435 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,080 Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get my phone, trying her my phone. 436 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,199 Speaker 4: Well, he walked out. 437 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,280 Speaker 2: He walked up fast, and I'm like, what is this, 438 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,840 Speaker 2: Like I've never had that before, Like are you coming 439 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,119 Speaker 2: up here? This is before the whole like you know, 440 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,920 Speaker 2: Chappelle and everybody like rushing beat everybody getting they or 441 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 2: somebody coming to beat your ass. So this was like 442 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,000 Speaker 2: shocking to me. And my boy pulled up and he 443 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,359 Speaker 2: big Jamaican dude, but you know he's he's a teddy 444 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,000 Speaker 2: bear like me. We're like, yo, we're all about to 445 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 2: love man. But he did look at Tim and they 446 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,920 Speaker 2: was just good that all the white people. 447 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,400 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, wait, hold on, this prank was like somebody stole. 448 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,560 Speaker 2: Because he kept pointing like no, I'm just here from 449 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 2: my phone. My boy was holding the bat, like what 450 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,480 Speaker 2: the fuck are you doing? He said, no, my phone, 451 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,560 Speaker 2: my phone, and then the boy was in the bed 452 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 2: like a look, I put his phone up there and 453 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 2: then I saw it was under the stool, like under 454 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,840 Speaker 2: one of the legs. I didn't even realize it. It 455 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,440 Speaker 2: was like a fucking flip phone and he was going 456 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,720 Speaker 2: for that ship. I was like, the fuck was this about. 457 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,600 Speaker 2: I'm just like, let's go in the middle of my set. 458 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,760 Speaker 4: No, he had no awareness of you. 459 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,800 Speaker 2: Know, we're just trying to create jokes. We're trying to 460 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,120 Speaker 2: create a theme. We're trying to live out dreams on Eric. 461 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 2: People don't care. 462 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 4: No one gives a. 463 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,879 Speaker 2: Living in the fucking sticks of Pennsylvania, and they ran 464 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,080 Speaker 2: there's no movies, there's no TV. They don't even know 465 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,120 Speaker 2: how to use their nothing. 466 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 3: People. 467 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,560 Speaker 4: Why did people move out there? What is out there? 468 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,000 Speaker 2: I mean that's when the rent was low, I guess 469 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,080 Speaker 2: I mean baby boomers they got all the landwind was 470 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:32,200 Speaker 2: four dollars. Yeah, he bought it all up and their 471 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 2: own deeds. This is mine, that's it. And now we 472 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,679 Speaker 2: can't ford ship, you feel me? So that's why they 473 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,119 Speaker 2: live out there. And then they have kids, and now 474 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,440 Speaker 2: their kids are like, I mean, why you I'm in 475 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 2: New Yorkers like, yeah, but your parents and them sticks man, 476 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,159 Speaker 2: and they're going to shows and they hate everything. Go 477 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,160 Speaker 2: get your fucking dad and go get your fucking mom. 478 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,840 Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, I know all the stories Rob bomb. 479 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,400 Speaker 2: I don't know what other motherfucker's bomb. 480 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,240 Speaker 4: I mean, this is like the most action packed episode we. 481 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,800 Speaker 2: Have because I got more. Let me see what's my 482 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,560 Speaker 2: final finale? Uh? And closing, Oh yeah, I remember when 483 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:13,000 Speaker 2: this comedian I bombed at a black show and this 484 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,399 Speaker 2: was a black show where they had it at one 485 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,240 Speaker 2: of those like it's a nightclub. I know why we 486 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,160 Speaker 2: do this. Let's have a night club. And on the Thursday, like, yeah, 487 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,199 Speaker 2: we'll do you know, yeah do death Jai a night 488 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,280 Speaker 2: or something like that, and Rob Stapleton was hosting. I 489 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,680 Speaker 2: remember that my boyfriend Atlanta was visiting me. He's like 490 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,320 Speaker 2: one of my best friends. He's visiting me, and I'm 491 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,679 Speaker 2: on this. I'm their black room. The Rob Staple has 492 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,080 Speaker 2: a busting and again I'm still young in the game 493 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,960 Speaker 2: at this time, so I get nervous. And when you 494 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 2: get nervous, that's when your brain starts like, you don't 495 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 2: need this joke. Let's let's erase everything and let's race. 496 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,879 Speaker 2: Let's race a couple of words with this, and then 497 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 2: so you're like, wait, what is that joke? So I 498 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,080 Speaker 2: remember he brought me all right, get off from Norrid Davis, 499 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,480 Speaker 2: and I'm up there like and I just see everybody 500 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,600 Speaker 2: just looking at me, and I just felt that heat, 501 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,040 Speaker 2: like what you're gonna say? 502 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:01,679 Speaker 3: What up? 503 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 2: Like that aggression, And man, my brain was like, yeah, 504 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,040 Speaker 2: I don't got it, I don't, I don't know. 505 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:12,320 Speaker 4: And but all I know I remember me went blankets. 506 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,200 Speaker 2: And you have and you feel the time and standards 507 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,479 Speaker 2: just like you bet hurry up, especially the black It's 508 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:24,600 Speaker 2: like you bet hurry up, like hurry And man, I 509 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:29,359 Speaker 2: remember just result the now, you wasted my motherucking time. Bro, 510 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 2: let's go right now. You you should have been Steve 511 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,000 Speaker 2: Harby right now. You ain't right now, you know, I 512 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,920 Speaker 2: gotta I gotta figure it out. Ain't got no time 513 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,520 Speaker 2: for no goddamn less his nigga. You should be Steve 514 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,600 Speaker 2: Harby right down. Wait a minute, I got the built it. 515 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:51,520 Speaker 2: So I just remember just stuttering saying gas gas, gas 516 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,200 Speaker 2: is high, nos, real high because you know what the 517 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,919 Speaker 2: gas because it's high and you know that. And then 518 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 2: you just hear people like what the yeah, because you know, 519 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,119 Speaker 2: when I went to college, a lot of debt, a 520 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 2: lot of debt. Your mouths closing up, people think bolling 521 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,040 Speaker 2: and heckling is the worst. It's silence. 522 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,720 Speaker 4: It's so loud. 523 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,480 Speaker 2: Eric, I even hear it right now. I even feel 524 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,320 Speaker 2: it right now. You just feel that ship like it's 525 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,240 Speaker 2: your chest just some and caves in. It's just silence 526 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,800 Speaker 2: and you hear nothing. Even the fucking bartender stops, like 527 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:34,040 Speaker 2: the ice machine stops. Everything stops. And then I was saying, 528 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,840 Speaker 2: I said, like gass in college college crazy, and I said, 529 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,639 Speaker 2: all right, man, all Davis, and nobody claps like and 530 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,960 Speaker 2: then Rob gets on like, man, where the hell that 531 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:45,840 Speaker 2: gas joke goes? 532 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,680 Speaker 4: I know he's he's like, save the room from like 533 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,679 Speaker 4: everything collaps. 534 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 2: Why you have to, like back in the day shop 535 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,479 Speaker 2: the off like it's already like like the source through 536 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 2: the neck, right, But did you have to like and 537 00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,680 Speaker 2: then I guess that's part of the culture standup. It 538 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,280 Speaker 2: just feels like, hey, I gotta use you to bring 539 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,800 Speaker 2: this back up. Yeah, fucked up. 540 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,480 Speaker 4: Yeah he all felt that. So here go. 541 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,200 Speaker 2: Bro straight red wedding. 542 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,199 Speaker 1: And I did show the laugh factory back then Capone 543 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,520 Speaker 1: was those thing bombed harder than ever. And then Capone 544 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,080 Speaker 1: spent like the next twenty minutes making fun of my 545 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,240 Speaker 1: three minutes. 546 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:43,159 Speaker 2: And was like was like yeah, get out, bring them 547 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,280 Speaker 2: back out left at him. It's like, guys, I'm trying. 548 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,360 Speaker 4: Oh my god, I still remember it. It's still it's 549 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,359 Speaker 4: still in my. 550 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,920 Speaker 2: Risted as the last still in my body. Yes, that's 551 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,720 Speaker 2: why I'm re living it now like horrible. I think 552 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,159 Speaker 2: I recently forgave rops with that, but I hated that. 553 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:12,639 Speaker 1: Kick you while you're down, kicked you you were to 554 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 1: look like yeah, shit, that's the way it goes. Thank you, Ben, 555 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,280 Speaker 1: thanks for doing the show. 556 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:25,080 Speaker 3: Thank you know with Avery Codre. 557 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,040 Speaker 4: All right, listen up, we got something special for you. 558 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,640 Speaker 5: Got a burning story that you're itching to tell about 559 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 5: when you bombed or absolutely failed in life. 560 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,879 Speaker 4: Now's your chance to tell me all about it, Mabel. 561 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,960 Speaker 5: I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy what 562 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,600 Speaker 5: the fuck was I thinking? What just happened moment? 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