Speaker 1: Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter the same as the rich
Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of hot
Speaker 1: takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with
Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. Welcome in.
Speaker 1: It's another addition of The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller
Speaker 1: and Danny g back at it again, eight days a week.
Speaker 1: Here we are. You're tremendously excited. And I look forward
Speaker 1: to the Sunday podcast because it's a lot of funny.
Speaker 1: People send questions in and you never know what you're
Speaker 1: gonna get. It's like a box of chocolate standing. We
Speaker 1: have no idea. Well, I have some idea because I
Speaker 1: put a list of the emails together, but but I
Speaker 1: forgot about them. I have a bad memory, so I
Speaker 1: forgot about them. So it will be new to me, Danny,
Speaker 1: and it's it's it's I love it. I love that
Speaker 1: we had a good podcast on Saturday. You happened about
Speaker 1: the Death Star so Fi Stadium Spider man memes and
Speaker 1: all that. So we'll try to do it above average
Speaker 1: one and hopefully they will not be uh that listening
Speaker 1: to us, hopell that I should be. Yeah, Ben, the
Speaker 1: only thing that's gonna be more exciting than today's mail
Speaker 1: bag is the Pro Bowl. Yeah, well, you let me
Speaker 1: know how it goes, okay, because I'll I'll be doing
Speaker 1: something else. I'll be staring at a wall. Is what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing. Is we'll put that out right now?
Speaker 1: Oh hell, Bill Miller, because I gotta worry about the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl day. See, I gotta worry about that. I
Speaker 1: gotta get my outfit together. That's right. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what that means, but righte that button anyway, all right,
Speaker 1: so let's get let's get into it. You know, the
Speaker 1: official to have the mailbag, you have to have the
Speaker 1: official mail bag open, otherwise it's not a mailbag, it's
Speaker 1: something else. So here we go. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Great Ohio Al sent that in Ohio Al sent
Speaker 1: me an angry letter. He loves this show, but he
Speaker 1: was complaining about another show that he doesn't like, and
Speaker 1: I think he just wanted to vent. You know, sometimes
Speaker 1: you just want to vent. Danny, and he I think
Speaker 1: he just wanted to complain, and event I think he's
Speaker 1: okay now, but maybe not. But he sent along email
Speaker 1: he asked for like someone's email address. But you know, Danny,
Speaker 1: we're not allowed to give out certain email addresses, as
Speaker 1: you know, otherwise we end up getting in trouble. So
Speaker 1: we have to say we hate to do that, but
Speaker 1: occasionally we have to do this. Yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: pull a Sammy Sosa at that point, are you speak? Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly exact? When in Rome, act like a Roman, and
Speaker 1: when you're facing the United States Congress, suddenly you forget English.
Speaker 1: But it does. It does occasionally happen anyway. So these
Speaker 1: are actual questions in and by actual listeners. We think
Speaker 1: you all. You guys have been great week after week
Speaker 1: and with a loyal group that sends questions in. And
Speaker 1: we always welcome new people. And if you're new to
Speaker 1: the podcast or you've been listening a while and you
Speaker 1: never pay attention, I get it. But there's several ways
Speaker 1: you can contact us. Uh. Facebook is the most likely
Speaker 1: source of this. Every Tuesday, Tuesday Tuesday, we post a link,
Speaker 1: so you have all pretty much all day Tuesday and
Speaker 1: all day Wednesday and part of Thursday, but usually try
Speaker 1: to get it in by Thursday. Usually Wednesday night is
Speaker 1: the cut off on that. And you can post on
Speaker 1: our Facebook page Ben Malors Show, you can send me
Speaker 1: a private email. We have our own email address for
Speaker 1: this podcast, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, Real
Speaker 1: fifth Hour. That's F I F T Real fifth Hour
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. And you can contact Danny G
Speaker 1: as well. Danny's on Twitter, Danny G Radio on Twitter.
Speaker 1: You can find him on there, and so there's multiple
Speaker 1: ways you can send a question, and we do appreciate it.
Speaker 1: We know it's the pain of the ask. But if
Speaker 1: if you're saying, hey, I want to know something about
Speaker 1: this and I'm curious about that, feel free and have
Speaker 1: you got nothing else going on? You just want to say, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm doing Yeah, I don't know what the dogs doing,
Speaker 1: but dog's probably sleeping right now at least in my
Speaker 1: my humble about all right, So first email comes from
Speaker 1: let's see here. Once you go page down here, page down. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Kevin in Kansas says, dear Ben and Danny G. I
Speaker 1: have been in the process of downsizing stuff from my life,
Speaker 1: he says. Ben says, you just made your move. What
Speaker 1: percentage of the stuff in your boxes do you think
Speaker 1: you'll be able to jettison in the next year or two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I've had tough time with this. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: we got a lot of stuff. Um and I know,
Speaker 1: I'll give you an idea. When my my father passed
Speaker 1: away last year and we had to go through the
Speaker 1: house that he you know, I grew up in and
Speaker 1: he lived, you know, he lived till he died, and
Speaker 1: my parents, may they rest in peace. They had we
Speaker 1: we went up to the attic above the garage and
Speaker 1: there were boxes, hand to God, Danny that hadn't been
Speaker 1: opened from the nineteen seventies, that had stuff from the
Speaker 1: nineteen sixties, in the nineteen fifties that I'm sure they
Speaker 1: had the best of intentions that day. We're gonna open
Speaker 1: those up someday and they were gonna reminisce and all
Speaker 1: that stuff didn't happen. And uh so it's wild the
Speaker 1: American pickers guys would have loved opening those boxes. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like a bunch of old things from my my
Speaker 1: mom's like high school, junior high school, and she had
Speaker 1: saved little knick knacks. It's stuff and I'm looking at this,
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, like, this is wild. And I tried
Speaker 1: to find my mom's picture in one of these things.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find it because everyone looked the same, they
Speaker 1: had the same haircut and the whole thing. And it
Speaker 1: was they didn't make your books back in those days
Speaker 1: like they do now. It's hard to It wasn't an
Speaker 1: alphabetical order. It was just kind of everyone's jumbled on
Speaker 1: the page. And the nineteen fifties it was a lot different,
Speaker 1: or sixties. It was a lot different back then, obviously.
Speaker 1: So I'm coming through a move recently, like you, Ben, Uh,
Speaker 1: it's pretty amazing how little you actually do need while
Speaker 1: you're in the moving process and you don't get to
Speaker 1: it until months later. So how bad did you really
Speaker 1: need that stuff? No, you're absolutely right. But then it's like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe I will need you talk yourself into that, and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to battle that myself because i we
Speaker 1: gotta get rid of a lot of stuff. I need
Speaker 1: to hire a magician who Dan I don't think he's available,
Speaker 1: because I gotta make a lot of stuff vanished, and
Speaker 1: you know, it's only have a limit time off of
Speaker 1: the podcast takes up time the radio show, and so
Speaker 1: when you have a little time off, you're like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. That's you know, I
Speaker 1: want to do something fun. I don't want to do that,
Speaker 1: but you gotta get it done. And that's where the
Speaker 1: storage unit places really get you. I have one unit
Speaker 1: right now. You know it's not a big storage unit,
Speaker 1: but still it's a hundred bucks a month. I don't
Speaker 1: have three times. I'm working seven days a week right now.
Speaker 1: So you're chasing your tail and then they start to
Speaker 1: up the rent price on you. That's a multibillion dollar industry,
Speaker 1: the storage units. Oh yeah, no, it's it's the perfect
Speaker 1: scam because they give you a low you know, first month,
Speaker 1: one dollars of that, and then they get you in
Speaker 1: on that and you're all excited and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is great, and I got storage, I get everything.
Speaker 1: And then within like five or six months, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, the rate goes up and it's not like
Speaker 1: they warn you. It's not like and then you can say, hey,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, no, you don't get to do that.
Speaker 1: I had one in l A where they would jack
Speaker 1: up the rent every six months out of principle alone.
Speaker 1: I went over there with a truck one day. I
Speaker 1: got it all out, and I made my own storage
Speaker 1: space inside my apartment. Yeah, and you're right, you know,
Speaker 1: some of the stuff I need a lot of electronics
Speaker 1: and things like that for my podcasting studio that I
Speaker 1: still need to put together. But other than that, you know,
Speaker 1: as far as knick knacks and collectibles and things like that. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the old take the old advice, take
Speaker 1: a picture of it, and then get rid of it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm working through the mental part of that right now,
Speaker 1: because I mean, I have so much that my entire
Speaker 1: life has been saved by my parents. For Puss, I
Speaker 1: could open a museum. Nobody gives a crap about me,
Speaker 1: so there's no need to open a museum. But I
Speaker 1: mean I have everything. I mean, my mom, I don't
Speaker 1: anything that came into our house. Danny stayed in our
Speaker 1: house the rest of my mom's life, and my dad's
Speaker 1: feel Wow. Well, the psychology behind it is their parents
Speaker 1: went through the Great Depression, or if you're young enough,
Speaker 1: great grandparents, and and then so after that, when the
Speaker 1: country recovered anything they had a value, they saved it
Speaker 1: forever anything that was of value. We are not getting
Speaker 1: rid of this. Yeah, no, it's true. And my you know,
Speaker 1: that's a great point because my my parents, their grandparents
Speaker 1: did go through the depression, and my mom was always
Speaker 1: a joke because she always like, you know, people were
Speaker 1: hoarding toilet paper and stuff like that. When COVID started
Speaker 1: and my mom had so much of everything, she was
Speaker 1: so worried about not having stuff that she collected so much.
Speaker 1: We always had tons of whatever, I mean, not just food,
Speaker 1: but like plates and uh you know, the ziplog bags
Speaker 1: and like random stuff that she you know, because of
Speaker 1: how she was raised that she had to keep it also. Anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, moving on here come back shot from now.
Speaker 1: I get it, I understand, all right. Next up is
Speaker 1: Barry and Nashville. He says, Yo Yo Ma Benny and
Speaker 1: Danny g. Of course, he says Ben for both you
Speaker 1: and Danny. If I added that, by the way, yo
Speaker 1: yo mom Benny, he did not write that was his thing,
Speaker 1: and then he didn't even bother putting it. He said
Speaker 1: that's how I he need everyone should introduced me yo
Speaker 1: yo mob Benny or something like that. Anyway, he says
Speaker 1: Ben for both you and Danny, if you won the lottery,
Speaker 1: let's say five million bucks, would you continue to work
Speaker 1: or would you retire? So I'll go first. Uh, hey,
Speaker 1: I would love doing a lottery. Who wouldn't, although the
Speaker 1: taxes on that are insane to the membrane I understand
Speaker 1: be I would not stop working. I love what I do.
Speaker 1: I'm very lucky that I have the ability to do
Speaker 1: a job that I like a lot and so I
Speaker 1: wouldn't stop, although I would probably take more time off,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't stress about having one bad show and
Speaker 1: then losing everything because I don't have enough money. So
Speaker 1: that would be neat. That would be neat to have
Speaker 1: a little bit of the distress of having to pay
Speaker 1: for everything, which is a pain in the ask. What
Speaker 1: about you, Danny, if you got you wouldn't work seven
Speaker 1: days a week, right, you lose one of the gigs? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I would take some time off. I would
Speaker 1: go on a long vacation, and then you'd start getting
Speaker 1: antsy a little bit, because you want to stay busy
Speaker 1: and be productive. So what I would do is a
Speaker 1: morning show or an afternoon show, and that is the
Speaker 1: best time been to host a program. I think back
Speaker 1: to when I was programming nine the Heat in the
Speaker 1: one area code of California, and I was there for
Speaker 1: a year. Station blew up did really good, but the
Speaker 1: local owner was a dirt bag. He owed me a
Speaker 1: dollar bonus. He refused to pay my bonus and I
Speaker 1: had it in writing everything, but he just wouldn't give
Speaker 1: it to me. So when it came time to reap
Speaker 1: my contract, I told him, we'll give me my bonus first.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't do it. So I'm like, okay, well I'm
Speaker 1: out of here until you give me my bonus. I
Speaker 1: go home, weight around. He finally calls and he's like, well, hey, uh.
Speaker 1: While I searched for your replacement, would you mind coming
Speaker 1: in and at least hosting the morning show like you've
Speaker 1: been doing. I'll bump up your hourly pay for the
Speaker 1: morning show and that's all you gotta come in and
Speaker 1: do for me until I find somebody. And I thought
Speaker 1: about it and I was like, all right, whatever, So
Speaker 1: I went in and I did the morning show. Ben.
Speaker 1: That was the best three months of radio I've ever
Speaker 1: done in my life because I didn't have anything to lose.
Speaker 1: We laughed and had a good time every single day
Speaker 1: of the week I knew I couldn't get fired, oh man,
Speaker 1: and that I feel like your show would kind of
Speaker 1: be like that if you had fuck you money. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: it would be wonderful. I would definitely, uh go off
Speaker 1: the cliff a few more times the night I do. Now,
Speaker 1: I try to stop right at the cliff. I you know,
Speaker 1: try to tow the line. You know, it's like a
Speaker 1: wide receiver toe tapu feeding bounds. I would be like,
Speaker 1: who cares, I don't need any feeding bounds. You know,
Speaker 1: what do you? What? Are you gonna do it? All right?
Speaker 1: I'm fine, But it would be like a podcast on
Speaker 1: live radio. Yeah. Remember Steve Harvey briefly worked in our building.
Speaker 1: And remember when Steve before COVID, he went back I
Speaker 1: do always does the show from now. I probably home
Speaker 1: like everyone else, but he would. He'd come in a
Speaker 1: few times and it's like, you know, much money. Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey has the game show, the radio money. It's just unreal,
Speaker 1: but he's still doing it. He's still you honestly got
Speaker 1: dude books. Um now his Judge Harvey Show, The Dude
Speaker 1: is loaded, and he you know, to his credit, he
Speaker 1: would be up just as early as we were. And
Speaker 1: the thing I love about I'm a big Steve Harvey fan,
Speaker 1: but one of the things I really respect about him
Speaker 1: is he realized that the foundation of everything is radio.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of people start right, you know a
Speaker 1: lot of people starting radio and then they become TV
Speaker 1: stars and like, screw radios below me. But Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: always has valued that base that people will listen to
Speaker 1: you on the radio and then watch you on television
Speaker 1: and there's more of a you know, we're both radio nerds.
Speaker 1: This is more of a connection you get from radio
Speaker 1: than you can from a TV show or anything like that.
Speaker 1: But let me say TV pays a lot better. So
Speaker 1: I'm okay without the connection because those checks are really big,
Speaker 1: and I'm okay with it. Alex in Benton, Maine rights in.
Speaker 1: He says, does the halftime sideline show? There's a halftime
Speaker 1: sideline show with blaring stadium sound in the background. Piss
Speaker 1: you off as much as it does me. What do
Speaker 1: you do during halftime? Now he's referring to the CBS
Speaker 1: broadcast and you see this, you were you were around Vegas.
Speaker 1: So the a f C Championship game CBS there there
Speaker 1: was a live performance I think it was some country
Speaker 1: guy at halftime and drowned out JB and all those
Speaker 1: other Yahoo was on CBS, so you couldn't even hear
Speaker 1: what they were saying while they were trying to break
Speaker 1: down the first half of the game. It made for
Speaker 1: a very awkward viewing. I did not see the lie.
Speaker 1: I was watching the game, but we didn't have audio
Speaker 1: where I was at the Rams game. But I did
Speaker 1: see the clip on the internet and it was cringeworthy.
Speaker 1: And what I do at halftime is normally, if I'm
Speaker 1: at home watching the games, I I go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: I get some food, and then I sit back and
Speaker 1: watch because half times, like fifteen minutes, it's it's hardly
Speaker 1: there's nothing going on really for halftime, it's it's here
Speaker 1: and gone real quick. Uh, what about you, Danny? Was
Speaker 1: your halftime routine? Yeah? I don't pay attention to those
Speaker 1: stupid halftime shows anyways. You know, unless those guys are
Speaker 1: listening right now, we're trying to book them for the
Speaker 1: fifth pocket, then I love your work. But other than that,
Speaker 1: they say the same crap over and over again. They're
Speaker 1: all reading off of teleprompters. Usually there's a couple of
Speaker 1: guys we like because they'll say it the way they
Speaker 1: think it is and they speak their mind. But other
Speaker 1: than that, to me, it's just boring. And uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I'd rather be doing something else at halftime. I'm right
Speaker 1: there with you. I used to love the pregame shows
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, and then I had a
Speaker 1: some point I realized all they do is play, grab
Speaker 1: bass and and and laugh at things that aren't funny.
Speaker 1: And they have canned interviews, which whatever. That's not really
Speaker 1: my thing. And uh yeah, so I stopped watching those
Speaker 1: a while ago, but you should. Of course, we do commercials.
Speaker 1: You should watch all the all the pregame shows and whatnot.
Speaker 1: All right, anyway, let's see here, moving on from that,
Speaker 1: any meany mighty mo? I got mail? Yeah, I got mail? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Azzy momentum right in from down Under? He says, simple question,
Speaker 1: what superpower would you guys pick? He says the ability
Speaker 1: to be invincible, invisible, fly, superhuman strength, to create fire
Speaker 1: or ice at will. So you have to pick one superpower? Well,
Speaker 1: I think some of us who live in the shadows
Speaker 1: have been almost invisible, so I think we've experienced that
Speaker 1: flying would be be great. But what if you crash,
Speaker 1: are you guaranteeing me ozzy momentum that I would never
Speaker 1: crash because I'd be down for that. That would be
Speaker 1: pretty cool as I probably pick flying, flying, or invisible,
Speaker 1: like the stuff you could do if you could all
Speaker 1: of a sudden become invisible, like go to any game
Speaker 1: you want, You're invisible. Walk in they they can't see it.
Speaker 1: I didn't have to buy a ticket, You're in there.
Speaker 1: What would you pick? Day, Well, this one's easy for me.
Speaker 1: I go back a couple of podcasts ago and I
Speaker 1: told the story about Freeze Monster with the kindergarteners. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So if I could truly freeze kids that were misbehaving,
Speaker 1: there would be some kinder sickles all over the yard.
Speaker 1: Parents would be coming to pick up blocks of ice. Uh,
Speaker 1: that would be awesome. I would truly be the freeze Monster. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: plus as the freeze Monster, if there was ever like
Speaker 1: a wildfire calling the freeze Monster boom, you don't need
Speaker 1: the fire department on, just need a helicopter, the any
Speaker 1: of that stuff, the super Scooper, none of them worldwide
Speaker 1: acclaim all of a sudden, you're you're there to save
Speaker 1: the day, like a real superhero. You could just free stuff.
Speaker 1: All right, You've got Robin Vegas right, and he said,
Speaker 1: hey Bet a longtime caller, first time listener. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'd love to get you. And Danny G's opinions on this,
Speaker 1: which of the following fill ins, both recent and past,
Speaker 1: would you prefer? Please rank them? One is the best
Speaker 1: and four as the worst. He's got Brandon as in
Speaker 1: let's go Brandon news he produced for Coope one day earlier. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was one day. I think he was in one day. Uh.
Speaker 1: He says he hung up on Marcel and Justin before
Speaker 1: they got to do food picks. Ricky, who apparently isn't
Speaker 1: on social media, which is rather odd given his assumed
Speaker 1: young age. Brian Finley, who created his own fan club
Speaker 1: called the Finley Fanatics, although he calls it something else here,
Speaker 1: and he says David Gascon a K. Gascan who is
Speaker 1: the ultimate narcissist with uh with you know, fake white
Speaker 1: teeth or whatever. Anyway, Uh so he wants that story. Now,
Speaker 1: should we do this? This is rather dangerous here, Danny.
Speaker 1: Should we take debate here and rank the fill in
Speaker 1: from best to worst? Mm hmm, I guess. But gascon
Speaker 1: even filling in on your lives. No, he does not.
Speaker 1: He's he's long gun. It's he's it's below him to
Speaker 1: come in at night. He's the West of the four
Speaker 1: oh five guy. He can't be bothered way that. So
Speaker 1: for he's obviously the worst gas gun, clearly the worst. Uh.
Speaker 1: Finley a close second. Uh and then uh. Other than that,
Speaker 1: I guess you know Ricky and Brandon's a tossa. I've
Speaker 1: worked with Ricky more than Brandon, so I'll put Ricky
Speaker 1: is the number one and then Brandon is the number two.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know either of those guys as producers.
Speaker 1: I know them as editors in the back who usually
Speaker 1: call into the studio to tell us about sound. This
Speaker 1: is their introduction to the production world. Sometimes in radio
Speaker 1: we have to pop some chairs here, Danny, to welcome
Speaker 1: them to the other side. So have you been welcoming
Speaker 1: to both of them? Are hard on both those guys.
Speaker 1: You gotta learn the right way, You gotta learn the
Speaker 1: right And I've been okay. They have had They've both
Speaker 1: had some tremendous funk ups, and I have not. I've
Speaker 1: not made a big deal about it. I'm like you
Speaker 1: know it's all because well, we all started somewhere. I
Speaker 1: made some terrible mistakes when I started on radio, But
Speaker 1: I do believe in the life model that never make
Speaker 1: the same mistake twice, that as long as you do that,
Speaker 1: you're okay. That that's the way to go on that
Speaker 1: our Oreo Cookie from Oakland, Oaktown in the House says, Hey, Ben,
Speaker 1: to the people that knew you before you lost weight,
Speaker 1: treat you different now that you're almost fun size. And
Speaker 1: did you ever catch anyone talking under their breath about you?
Speaker 1: Let me answer the second one, first story, O Cookie. Yes, Uh,
Speaker 1: And it always made me uncomfortable because there's some really
Speaker 1: it's usually women. You know, they kind of cover their
Speaker 1: they'd be like they cover their mouth so you couldn't see,
Speaker 1: but you knew they were talking because they were looking
Speaker 1: at you and kind of kind of pointing your direction
Speaker 1: with her other hand. Uh. Just really made you feel bad,
Speaker 1: very rude. And I don't think people have treated me differently.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe they maybe they have, but it
Speaker 1: is like the perception when you go around and you've
Speaker 1: lost weight, like people just they don't give you as
Speaker 1: hard a time and it's just you just kind of
Speaker 1: fit in better and it shouldn't be that way, but
Speaker 1: that's the way people are. So I don't know if
Speaker 1: that helps you out Oreo Cookie. Do you think his
Speaker 1: mom or your dad named named memorial cookie, first named Orio,
Speaker 1: last named Cookie. I don't know, but I want some
Speaker 1: Oreos for breakfast. Now there you go. Danny G from
Speaker 1: Minneapolis another Danny G rights. He says should ex head
Speaker 1: coach Mike Zimmer consider switching to special teams coach with
Speaker 1: the way he outkicked his coverage with the smoke show
Speaker 1: of a girlfriend he has thank you signed the real
Speaker 1: Danny G. Well, I think this is for you, Danny
Speaker 1: G One, Danny G. Do another. Here. We are radio guys,
Speaker 1: and we have some smoke shows on our arms. Ben.
Speaker 1: We're neither wealthy nor famous as you can qualify famous.
Speaker 1: So if we can do it, then these dudes that have,
Speaker 1: you know, ten times the money we have, why can't
Speaker 1: they do it? Yeah? Well, I good for Mike Zimmer
Speaker 1: and we'll see if that relationship continues. You got you
Speaker 1: got a booty model's coaching the Vikings, and I don't
Speaker 1: think he'll be playing that anymore. Well, it's either you've
Speaker 1: got game or you don't, and obviously he's got game.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And the other thing too about that, I
Speaker 1: love that she was the one trashing the Vikings general
Speaker 1: manager on social media after he got let go and
Speaker 1: they both got let go, but she was going around
Speaker 1: defending him, which tells you she really likes this guy, right,
Speaker 1: because you know, because that's kind of cool. Stand by
Speaker 1: your man, right as I just supposed to do. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see come back judging it's side from the call,
Speaker 1: all right, Valls Fan Jimmy and Fayetteville, Tennessee says, for
Speaker 1: both of you, guys, have you ever been out with
Speaker 1: an Instagram booty model this kind of leads or any
Speaker 1: other woman on a dating app? That's the show on Fox.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Valls Fan Jimmy. Well, we both are in
Speaker 1: committed relationships and the very lucky to do that. I
Speaker 1: I did do a lot of the Internet Danny Danny
Speaker 1: of course, famously for tender rony tips. Uh. I don't
Speaker 1: think I ever dated a Instagram like an official Instagram
Speaker 1: booty model. I don't what qualifies a woman to be
Speaker 1: an Instagram booty model just having a booty and being
Speaker 1: on Instagram, because I could you know, I guess that's
Speaker 1: the case. Sure, why not? And I'm in that in
Speaker 1: that department, But yeah, I do. Living in l A here,
Speaker 1: I'm sure this goes on everywhere, but maybe more in
Speaker 1: l A. Driving around, you see women who are posing,
Speaker 1: usually with their girlfriends, just like from of random places
Speaker 1: around l A because there's good lighting or something unique.
Speaker 1: And I give him credit. These women learned early on.
Speaker 1: They learned the poses where you you pull your leg
Speaker 1: a certain way, your foot a certain way, it does
Speaker 1: enhance what your mama gave you. So they've figured all that,
Speaker 1: all the cheat codes out very photogenic. Is there a
Speaker 1: class on that, like how to properly pull your foot
Speaker 1: back to make your butt look bigger? I'm not sure
Speaker 1: who teaches that, but somebody learned somewhere along the way.
Speaker 1: Next up here, I got mail, yea, I got mail, yea.
Speaker 1: Our friend Jennifer in Richmond, Virginia. She's she she's probably
Speaker 1: like a booty model. Jennifer there in Virginia. She says
Speaker 1: hello again, Benn and Danny Gy. She says, I hate
Speaker 1: the idiot drivers so much that I am toying with
Speaker 1: the idea of getting a pilot's license. In the next
Speaker 1: read of five years. If I do, would you ever
Speaker 1: consider hiring me as your personal pilot for either a
Speaker 1: helicopter or a private jet your daily commutes to Costco,
Speaker 1: to ballgames, to Vegas and vacations? What do you think
Speaker 1: you could be saying? So long suckers the entire time.
Speaker 1: I love the idea of this. I think you mistake me,
Speaker 1: Jennifer for Colin Cowhard though, if I could afford the fuel,
Speaker 1: cause aren't the fuel cost Danny on that insane? Like right,
Speaker 1: That's that's what gets you is paying for the fuel.
Speaker 1: I don't have access to a Gulf Street. I don't,
Speaker 1: uh you know so, I mean I watched Star Wars
Speaker 1: and it's like rip off Star Wars, like it's you know,
Speaker 1: that's the version I get, Peter Griffin version. I don't
Speaker 1: get the look at the other version. So you know what, though, Ben,
Speaker 1: if this podcast keeps gaining traction the way it has,
Speaker 1: you're not far from a Gulf stream. Yeah. Right now
Speaker 1: the podcast is doing well, so hopefully we'll keep it up.
Speaker 1: They will add a fourth day of the Pikes. Now,
Speaker 1: I think we're good with three. I think that's a
Speaker 1: couple of big name guests like William Shatner and you're
Speaker 1: on your way. How's that coming you? Did you have
Speaker 1: spoken to shatter his people? He's on his way. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's almost dead. You gotta get him before he checks out,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah. Shatner's email reply was simple and right
Speaker 1: to the point. It said, fuck Ben Mallard. Now I
Speaker 1: think Shatton will do it. We just have to pay
Speaker 1: him five grand and then he'll come on. We have
Speaker 1: to donate to his horse charity and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden he'll be And if we don't, you know,
Speaker 1: it's uh, alright, keep it going on the mail bag, Yes,
Speaker 1: Benn and Danny g Italian, good day. This is from
Speaker 1: Helen and stew and Palmetto Bay Flooria. I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you that since you came on the podcast, these two
Speaker 1: are so nice. They're so sweet. They were at loggerheads
Speaker 1: with that what I forget the guy's name who was
Speaker 1: on the podcast board, but they were very upset and
Speaker 1: people were attacking them. It was ugly. Now sweet, nice,
Speaker 1: wonderful people again, And so Helen and Stewie right and
Speaker 1: says again, so glad to see you boys reunited. On
Speaker 1: the fifth out a nostalgic second chance at Fox Sports
Speaker 1: Radio love like Hollywood celebrities Ben and Gen or maybe
Speaker 1: your working relationship is more like Pam and Tommy. No judgments,
Speaker 1: it works well, okay. With the super Bowl in l
Speaker 1: A this year. Three quick questions for both of you,
Speaker 1: Campeche One, will you both be taking a day off
Speaker 1: next week to market and record the fifth hour interviews
Speaker 1: on radio row broadcast those the following weeks. That's question one?
Speaker 1: Question too, will you boys be visiting the Super Bowl
Speaker 1: NFL Experience? And question three the most important question. With
Speaker 1: your Fox Sports press credentials in hand, with the two
Speaker 1: of you and your wives dressed to the ten's double
Speaker 1: date and crash any famous super Bowl parties m night. Alright,
Speaker 1: So number one, yes, I believe yes, hasn't happened yet,
Speaker 1: but I believe we're on Yes. Number two unlikely but possible.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go to the NFL Experience It's right
Speaker 1: there where we're gonna be next Friday. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: maybe maybe we go kick a field goal that would
Speaker 1: be kind of cool. Uh. The As far as the
Speaker 1: most important question, I have not been invited in these parties,
Speaker 1: which is really annoying Danny because over the years it's
Speaker 1: almost like, let's funk with Mallard because I will get
Speaker 1: invited to Super Bowl parties when the games in Tampa
Speaker 1: or Miami and you know wherever, Dallas, Atlanta, New Orleans,
Speaker 1: the games in l A. And surprise, motherfucker, not a
Speaker 1: single invitation. There was a woman who was a big
Speaker 1: fan of the show, and she listened to me a
Speaker 1: long time. She's a very nice woman. Her job is
Speaker 1: she's a celebrity party planner, and for years she said,
Speaker 1: why don't you go to the Super Bowl. I'll put
Speaker 1: together a Ben Mallers super Bowl party because there's so
Speaker 1: many people looking for parties and themes and whatnot, and
Speaker 1: I never was able to pull it off. And I
Speaker 1: haven't heard from her in several years. And plus with
Speaker 1: all the the COVID stuff, you know, it's like that's
Speaker 1: there's a lot of there's not a lot going on.
Speaker 1: But I'm hoping, Danny that since we'll be on a
Speaker 1: big sports station, I'll be on overnights doing the radio
Speaker 1: show and they'll be listening that somehow I can finagle
Speaker 1: my way and hopefully I can get you too to
Speaker 1: go to one of the parties next week, because it's
Speaker 1: gonna be on like Donkey Kong on Friday and Saturday
Speaker 1: in La La Landy. Even with all the restrictions and
Speaker 1: all that, it is going to be insane. Yeah, as
Speaker 1: long as it's over by nine pm. I'm tired an
Speaker 1: old man, Now, what's wrong with you? How dare you
Speaker 1: with that? I'm just kidding. There's lots of cocaine at
Speaker 1: those parties, those Hollywood Hills, those Hollywood nights, Danny, those
Speaker 1: Hollywood nights, they never ever. And next up Robin Vegas
Speaker 1: with another question, Bo Gardening the questions Robin Vegas, he says,
Speaker 1: for both you and Danny g what was the greatest
Speaker 1: wrestling faction of all time? Here's some examples, he says,
Speaker 1: the Four Horsemen, uh n wo. He's got Nation of Domination, Evolution,
Speaker 1: the Shield, few of them in there. Well, I'll go
Speaker 1: first on this. I loved the Heart Foundation back in
Speaker 1: the of the day. I'm old school, and I don't
Speaker 1: know if this counts. Put Bobby the Brain Heiner and
Speaker 1: his family kind of ruled the roost. I don't if
Speaker 1: that counts by your definition of a wrestling faction. And briefly,
Speaker 1: I was a fan of uh. This guy actually worked
Speaker 1: with him at a wrestling event. Visceray, massive black guy
Speaker 1: that was a wrestler for years. He died, but in
Speaker 1: the late nineties I was a celebrity manager at a
Speaker 1: wrestling event and he was. He was one of the
Speaker 1: acts in the locker room, so we kind of hung out.
Speaker 1: And he was very nice man, very massive man, very nice,
Speaker 1: soft spoken, out of character, stoft smoking, and he was
Speaker 1: briefly in the minister of Darkness. You're you're in the
Speaker 1: Ministry of dark you remember the Ministry of dark Time,
Speaker 1: don't you remember that? But but he was the Undertaker,
Speaker 1: was on that. He was part of that. When we
Speaker 1: were kids, my mom didn't let us watch a lot
Speaker 1: of wrestling on TV, so I don't know a lot
Speaker 1: about factions rob but she sure the held didn't monitor
Speaker 1: my older brother in the backyard doing wrestling moves on
Speaker 1: me any chance he got. He was drawn to rowdy
Speaker 1: Roddy Piper. We talked about this when we did the
Speaker 1: six line salute for Piper back in the day on
Speaker 1: your show. Yeah, my older brother, he would drop me,
Speaker 1: he would pile drive me on my head in the backyard,
Speaker 1: and he would say, I'm rowdy roddy Piper. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I have some really good childhood memories there and some
Speaker 1: bad back problems. Now, yeah, for sure, I have tremendous
Speaker 1: wrestling memories. I got fat eating those w W E
Speaker 1: ice cream bars. Those were the best. And I was
Speaker 1: convinced that I could balance it out because hul Cogan
Speaker 1: told me to take these vitamins and then I'd be good.
Speaker 1: And so I had all all the products. I had
Speaker 1: all everything. Alright, come back, it's from all right Terry
Speaker 1: in England, right, and he says one for Danny G
Speaker 1: After spending so much of your time at FS are Danny,
Speaker 1: do you want back in the big chair behind the
Speaker 1: mic on your own show? You have the pipes for sure,
Speaker 1: says Terry in England. What do you think, Danny? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know I got to do ten twelve years of
Speaker 1: morning shows in afternoon shows where I was the main host,
Speaker 1: looking for you on the studio line to be college seventeen.
Speaker 1: Right now, good luck for a pair of earth Wind
Speaker 1: and Fire concept tickets for all of this first and
Speaker 1: thousand oaks with Q one oh four seven all the Flame.
Speaker 1: We're going to kick off that stack of music we
Speaker 1: were talking about. All right, so let me see right
Speaker 1: next to a net, very disoriented. Let's see maybe on
Speaker 1: green night quill. All right, just say no kids, if
Speaker 1: you're listening right now, all right, thank you, Um, that's
Speaker 1: a net our number four guests, Thank you for being
Speaker 1: patient for these earth Wind and Fire. Six. See, we
Speaker 1: gotta at least get you to kind of no get
Speaker 1: you gotta get to know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what's up? Eight oh five? This is or the
Speaker 1: flavor right now? Seven? You better know. I'm representing, but
Speaker 1: anti ty, there's good things on both sides of it,
Speaker 1: you know. I I do like being in the producer chair.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, we'll see. Maybe I'll be on
Speaker 1: the five year Jonas Knox plan. We don't need to
Speaker 1: bring Jonas in. We're all go from janitor to hosting
Speaker 1: mornings on the East Coast? Was it five years or
Speaker 1: ten years for Jonas? Um? You know what is time? Danny?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It can happen though, right. You work hard,
Speaker 1: you do every single position you can at the net work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you can be in the big chairs. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm working hard. So hopefully that's the path
Speaker 1: I'm on. You can light me on fire with no hose. Sure,
Speaker 1: and I think this podcast will help. The numbers are good,
Speaker 1: and so you can sell that and say, hey, what
Speaker 1: about let me do a spin off or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Jonas has proven that you can do it. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: when I worked at six nineties in San Diego, the
Speaker 1: guy that was the Jonas there was John Cantera and
Speaker 1: he's uh, he was like the the guy when you
Speaker 1: needed a light bulb fixed, you called John. And then
Speaker 1: he ended up posting a high school football show on
Speaker 1: Fridays that gave scores from around high school games and
Speaker 1: it was pretty popular in the days before the Internet,
Speaker 1: long time ago, the Stone age. And then he that
Speaker 1: he parleyed that into a night show and then he
Speaker 1: kept going and going and going and going and going
Speaker 1: and going and going. So yeah, there are there are
Speaker 1: ways to pull it off. As they said, I got mail, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got mail. Queen Roxanne in Colorado, right, she says, Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: who do you think will be my next player? I
Speaker 1: love since Tom Brady retired. Uh she sent that earlier
Speaker 1: this week. So as you know, Danny, Queen Roxanne, it's
Speaker 1: it's like remember Major League Joe vu uh Serrano had
Speaker 1: to in this lockery and the whole thing that is
Speaker 1: essentially Queen Roxanne with Tom Brady. She's got her own
Speaker 1: shrine Brady. Yeah, she's a big Brady fan. And so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and say, there's there's two options here.
Speaker 1: There's Josh Allen and Buffalo and Joe Burrow. I'm going
Speaker 1: Joe Burrow because Josh Allen's a little too close to
Speaker 1: the Patriots and the Brady was with the Pagos. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Joe Burrow got a little bit of
Speaker 1: a weird look, got a little bugeye thing going on there,
Speaker 1: but he's smoothed. Joe Burrow is smooth on the field
Speaker 1: and he's gonna be He's kind of a similar style
Speaker 1: the Brady the way they played. Obviously not saying that Brady,
Speaker 1: but he's got a similar kind of way to him.
Speaker 1: So I think she's gonna go and gravitate to Joe Burrow.
Speaker 1: What say you, Danny j Yeah, when he was doing
Speaker 1: that post game with those yellowish sunglasses, I couldn't tell.
Speaker 1: He's like half nerd and half pim. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: lot going on. Yeah, it could go either way, but
Speaker 1: I guess Joe Burrow wouldn't be a bad option. I mean,
Speaker 1: unless she wants to have Jimmy G back in the fold.
Speaker 1: Where where is Jimmy gonna start at next season? Ben? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well so, uh, the the odds, the Mallard wheel of speculation,
Speaker 1: and I had Tennessee was on that Tampa Bay Washington promise.
Speaker 1: Those are NF Washington Tampa Bay NFC teams had Indianapolis
Speaker 1: also on the Mallard wheel speculation because they want to
Speaker 1: get rid of Carson Wins. So I could see Jimmy
Speaker 1: G in Indianapolis kind of sliding in there. For a
Speaker 1: guy that sucks in big moments quite a bit, he's
Speaker 1: gonna have a lot of people knocking down his door saying, hey,
Speaker 1: what about me? What about me? Yeah, And I saw
Speaker 1: females on social media who were Rams fans saying, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe my Rams one, but Jimmy
Speaker 1: G can still get it and like making comments like that,
Speaker 1: like they still like Jimmy G even though they were
Speaker 1: happy he lost against the Rams. So it seems like
Speaker 1: Queen rocks down if he slides in to Brady's shoes
Speaker 1: there in Tampa Bay. He could be a quick replacement
Speaker 1: for your shrine. Yeah, that's that is true because he was,
Speaker 1: you know, he touched by Brady and that all right.
Speaker 1: Next up Carlos and Houston writes, and he says, have
Speaker 1: either of you guys gone to Buggies? You know what
Speaker 1: Bucky's is? It's like a crazy gas station convenience store place.
Speaker 1: I don't We don't have any out here, he says. Uh. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he loves loves it. He says, the ralph drops are
Speaker 1: killing me, guys, so he enjoys. See there's a there's
Speaker 1: a vote for this, but that Bucky's I've not been to.
Speaker 1: I saw a YouTube video actually, and they had they
Speaker 1: stayed at this place for like twenty four hours and
Speaker 1: it was looked really awesome. It's similar in Texas, like
Speaker 1: the biggest truck stop convenience place and it was pretty neat,
Speaker 1: and I would like to go. I am planning on
Speaker 1: doing some driving across the country when I go to
Speaker 1: North Carolina for that wedding I have to go to.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna make it a little bit longer
Speaker 1: trip because they didn't get a trip in December because
Speaker 1: I had COVID the whole freaking time that I was
Speaker 1: supposed to be on vacation. So those kind of like
Speaker 1: the pilot that we have out here in California. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that the pilots all over the country. But this
Speaker 1: is like, this is bigger from what I saw. It's big.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for. They their chain there in Texas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida,
Speaker 1: some locations in Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Tennessee, and South Carolina.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if I'm gonna run into one
Speaker 1: where I'm going. I don't think I will be. I
Speaker 1: won't be that far south, so I don't think I'll
Speaker 1: be able to run in. I would like that place,
Speaker 1: So you know, the pilot saved my life. Like ten
Speaker 1: years ago, I was staying with a girlfriend. It was
Speaker 1: like a serious thing for a moment. She turned out
Speaker 1: to be batshit crazy. Before I realized that she kicked
Speaker 1: me out and it was for an offense, ben that
Speaker 1: it was something I didn't do, but she was claiming
Speaker 1: I did something wrong. So she kicks me out and
Speaker 1: I was stuck. I had to sleep in my car,
Speaker 1: So what do you do before work? I had to
Speaker 1: take a shower. So I went to the pilot, rented
Speaker 1: the shower like I was a truck driver. Yeah, shaved, showered,
Speaker 1: got dressed there in a private stall, and Boom went
Speaker 1: to work. Screw you. You can't stop me driver. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's all I last time I was at a truck stop.
Speaker 1: Um moving man. Matt from Boston was out here in
Speaker 1: l A and Ontario, and I went to I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is pretty cool man. So they got a little
Speaker 1: everything here at these They got a couple of restaurants,
Speaker 1: they got the place you can shower. You can yeah that.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is not too bad here. And
Speaker 1: then he was feeling me on a lot lizards and
Speaker 1: I was like a lot lizards. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: And then Ben, a veteran move if you're ever in
Speaker 1: a pinch like I was whatever ten twelve years ago,
Speaker 1: park next to one of the semis where they're sleeping
Speaker 1: and you're sleeping in your car and people won't bother
Speaker 1: you if you are one of the rivers. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: all right. We gotta get out here. Damn we got
Speaker 1: places go. People see things that do or maybe none
Speaker 1: of those things. Because the Sunday extravaganza, but thank you again.
Speaker 1: We did not have time to get to everyone. Cliff
Speaker 1: and Nashville, Ryan and Youngster in Ohio, Fred in Spring Texas,
Speaker 1: Paul and Memphis, all you other guys who didn't even
Speaker 1: get a name mentioned. Sorry about that, but you know
Speaker 1: there are time restraints. Unfil it's very upset. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: need to go get your bets in on the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 1: Say what, you'll get your bets in on the Pro Bowl? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I dare you. Anyway, I have a great rest of
Speaker 1: your Sunday. Thank you. Remember me Back tonight to Restial
Speaker 1: Radio on Fox eleven PM in the West, two am
Speaker 1: in the East of Ben Malla Show, five stars, five
Speaker 1: stars on podcasting. If you want a cameo video, I will, boy.
Speaker 1: I can't think of a better Valentine's Day gift than
Speaker 1: a cameo for me real love. Unless it's not, anyway
Speaker 1: a great one. We'll catch you next time, and thank god,
Speaker 1: no chance of a Matthew Stafford monologue tonight. Don't don't
Speaker 1: put it past me.